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BOW: I was getting ready to turn 13,
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but I did not look any older.
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It's too bad those old milk
commercials lied to me.
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Will I always look like a kid?
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I mean, am I ever going to get a bra?
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Whoa! Who are you?
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I'm you at 20.
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Because you're drinking milk,
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which builds strong bones, and teeth.
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And boobs.
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Super strong boobs.
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Are you me at 30?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Yes.
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Yes, I am.
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We look great!
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Heck yeah we do!
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And it all starts tomorrow!
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You're turning 13.
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You get to reinvent yourself
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into a full-grown,
sophisticated 13-year-old woman.
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And everyone's gonna know
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it's because you're drinking milk.
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♪ Oh, little Bow-peep! ♪
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Look what I got for your birthday.
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What's sweeter than my
two little babies matching
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for my big baby's birthday?
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I can't believe you're
having Santi dress like me.
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Unh-unh, honey. You're dressing like me.
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I have the best day planned.
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Since we didn't celebrate
birthdays on the commune,
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we're gonna make up for it by
celebrating them all at once.
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We're gonna have cupcakes,
pony rides, a clown,
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and then, to top it all off, a piñata.
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Great.
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Right? Oh!
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♪
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I don't know why I lied.
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Being 13 is gonna suck.
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♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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So, this is weird.
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I just got off the phone with my mother.
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[SCOFFS] Eleanor?
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Wow. When's the last time
you even talked to her?
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Not at all since she left.
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But she's on her way right now in an RV
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to stay for the weekend.
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Says she wants to talk.
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What does she want to talk about?
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I don't know. I... I don't care.
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I mean, I'm still so mad at her.
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For stealing my boat?
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I had a boat.
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No, for abandoning me.
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How does a mother just up and
leave her 12-year-old son?
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Her only child, with no explanation?
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Yeah, that wasn't great,
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but what she did to me
was an actual crime.
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I had to fish off a dock,
like an immigrant.
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You know what? This is a bad idea.
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I-It's Rainbow's birthday.
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I don't want there to be any drama.
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I should've told her not to come.
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Although, it's possible
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the universe is bringing her here
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because it's Rainbow's birthday.
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And maybe it means she's
finally ready to apologize.
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Well, I don't know if I even want
to hear what she has to say.
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Me neither. There aren't
enough "Sorry"s in the world
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to undo the splinters
I got on that dock.
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♪
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So, your birthday's coming up.
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- Are you excited?
- No.
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My mom's trying to be nice,
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but she's getting me balloon animals.
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Oh, my God, that's awful.
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I know. The day's gonna suck.
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Not just the day.
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This could affect your
rep as a teenager.
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My rep?
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What's a rep?
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Look, I know you used to live
in a hollowed-out tree trunk,
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but around here, 13th birthday parties
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are the most important
event of your life.
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Yeah, your birthday needs
to be, like, sophisticated.
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I'm talking sparkling
cider, snacks on trays,
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and a guy playing a keytar.
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If people find out you had
kiddie stuff at your 13th...
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that's, like, basically social suicide.
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Uh-oh. You guys talking about a party?
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Because if you need a
chaperone, I am... available.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And I can bring my keytar.
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♪
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ALICIA: Paul, can you please sit down?
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- You're making me nervous.
- I'm sorry.
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I just can't believe my
mother is actually coming.
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Anybody want to bet 20
bucks she doesn't show?
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[SIGHS] I don't want to get my
hopes up for her apologizing,
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but I am wearing my forgiveness
cougar tooth necklace.
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Look, I can tell this is gonna be
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a very private, emotional family thing.
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So I'm just gonna call in sick
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so I don't miss any private,
emotional details.
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- Oh.
- What do you think?
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Do I shake her hand,
do I give her a hug?
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Babe, just hear her out.
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- She's coming here for a reason.
- [SIGHS]
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Oh. Excuse me.
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I believe Eleanor is here.
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♪
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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♪
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Okay.
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♪
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- Paul!
- Mom.
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- Uh...
- Oh.
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Come here! [LAUGHS]
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♪
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- This is my wife, Alicia.
- So nice to finally meet you.
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Oh, pleasure is all mine.
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♪
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Oh, hello, Harrison.
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Eleanor.
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Hope you feel better than you look.
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Oh, these are laugh lines.
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I laugh every time I think
about how much money I have.
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I still laugh about
how I got half of it.
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[LAUGHS]
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- How was the drive?
- DENISE: Yeah!
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Did you find the house okay,
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or did it take you 30 years to get here?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, don't mind me.
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I'm just trying to get the
private emotions going.
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Denise actually has a point.
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Let's get you settled so
we can have that talk.
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- [THUMPING]
- Uh...
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Everybody...
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Everybody, I'd like you to meet Rose.
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Oh!
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Howdy, folks.
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Heard a lot about you.
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Rose is my work and travel companion.
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- Yep.
- A work and travel companion?
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Yeah, that's not a thing.
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As I'm sure you've realized,
Grandma Eleanor is gay.
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But as obvious as it seems now,
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everyone's gaydar was still
pretty fuzzy back in 1986.
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Your work and travel companion?
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- Oh, sure. I've heard that before.
- Yes. Yes.
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Um, if you need some privacy
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so that we can talk about stuff,
I have a greenhouse out back.
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We got plenty of time to talk.
I want to see the kids.
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They're at school, but, um,
I can show you pictures.
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- Oh!
- We got some pictures to show you, too.
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- Rose.
- Uh, this way.
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Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
- Oh, God.
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- Remember?
- Oh, my gosh.
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- So, we... Rose had never skied before...
- [LAUGHING] No!
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We were all just excited
to meet White Grandma,
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and she was just as
excited to catch us up
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on everything we had missed.
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- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
- Oh, okay, everybody, guys,
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get a kick out of this.
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This is Rose and me at the hot tub...
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- Hot springs.
- Hot springs.
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- Hot springs.
- In, um, in Colorado.
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Colorado. Yeah. That was three
years to the day that we met.
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Aww! Friend-iversary!
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Nope. Still weren't getting it.
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- Oh, darling.
- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- But at least, in Dad's defense,
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he was a little distracted.
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Can you believe the nerve of her?
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Right. Not one picture of my boat.
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[PROJECTOR CLICKS]
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What did she do with the S.S. Paul?
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You named your boat after me?
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Other way around.
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- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
- [LAUGHTER]
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No, I'm talking about
how she just came here
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to show me how great and wonderful
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her life has been without me.
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Paul, uh, the tray's almost over.
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You gonna come and watch this?
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Uh, well, if your slide
show is finished,
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maybe you and I can
finally have that talk?
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[CHUCKLES] Actually,
I'm just getting started.
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More? Oh, come on.
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Uh, how long do we have to
pretend to be polite here?
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I like it. Who knew there
were so many places?
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White Grandma, these pictures are cute.
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But if you really want them to pop,
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the camera loves me.
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- ELEANOR: [CHUCKLES]
- [PROJECTOR CLICKS]
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Mom, I was thinking about tomorrow.
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You don't have to stress yourself out
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trying to throw me a bunch of parties.
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We can just focus on doing
one epic one for my 13th.
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You deserve them all.
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Plus, for your 6th birthday,
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I got you your first pair
of store-bought mittens.
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She gon' be fresh to
death in her mittens.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Okay!
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It's late. Kids, time for bed.
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Can Grandma tuck us in?
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Nope. She has to stay and talk to me.
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Paul, I can tuck them in in no time.
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Come on, we won't be long.
Come on, everybody.
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♪
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You know how this goes.
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She's never coming back.
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ALICIA: Rainbow's gonna
love these cupcakes
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for her birthday tomorrow.
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I just don't understand why
she had to come all this way
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just to show me pictures of her
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and her work and travel companion.
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I thought she wanted
to tell me something.
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But, Paul, imagine if
you were in her shoes.
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She has so many missed
birthdays and holidays
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to apologize for.
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It's gonna take time.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm done waiting.
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She and I are gonna talk now.
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[SIGHING] Oy.
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♪
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♪ If you want it that way ♪
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♪
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[SCOFFS]
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Aren't they just the best of friends.
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00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,782
Even then, he still didn't get it.
259
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,569
♪
260
00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:57,699
♪ Just give me the chance to do ♪
261
00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,789
- [DING!]
- But then he did.
262
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:07,360
♪
263
00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:10,369
♪
264
00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:12,177
I just saw my mom and Rose kissing.
265
00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:13,399
Okay.
266
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,499
But how did the talk go?
267
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,109
I can't emphasize enough how hard it was
268
00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:19,768
for people to understand
being gay in 1986.
269
00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:21,469
- Alicia.
- Hmm?
270
00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:23,049
My mom is gay.
271
00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,779
- [GASPS] Ohh!
- [CHUCKLING] Yes!
272
00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,249
- Whew!
- Whoa!
273
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,889
- Oh-hoh, yeah.
- Okay.
274
00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,589
Maybe this is a good
thing because, you know,
275
00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:32,719
I spent my whole life thinking
it was my fault she left,
276
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,059
- but I guess it wasn't.
- Babe, of course not.
277
00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,060
- Being gay at that time?
- Ohh!
278
00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:38,859
She had a lot to deal with.
279
00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,639
Yeah. Plus, I'll kind of understand
280
00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,229
where she's coming from
when she finally apologizes.
281
00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,769
But this whole thing reminds me
282
00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,769
how important it is to
be there for your kids
283
00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:50,009
and to really listen to what they need.
284
00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:51,090
- Yes.
- Yeah.
285
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,051
Now...
286
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:58,259
... which party hat do you think
Rainbow will like most? Hmm?
287
00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,299
♪
288
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:02,699
My day of a dozen birthdays
had been a disaster!
289
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,699
Between the bubbles, the balloon
animals, and the petting zoo,
290
00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,479
I felt like I was the same
age as my little sister.
291
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,059
See how much stuff I got?
292
00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:13,029
I wish it was all your
birthdays every day.
293
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,189
Shut up, Santi!
294
00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,519
I don't shut up! I grow up.
295
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,654
And when I see your face...
296
00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,019
Why can't you just go away?!
297
00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,999
Because it's my room, too, dummy!
298
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,999
♪ Your big day's not over yet! ♪
299
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,619
You're so annoying!
300
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,374
Whoa! What's going on in here?
301
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,418
Ow! Rainbow hit me!
302
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,379
And all I did was tell
her "Happy birthday"!
303
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,519
You're such a liar!
304
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,479
All right, Rainbow, that's enough!
305
00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,259
You've had a bad attitude all day.
306
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,740
Let us love you!
307
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,189
Ever since you turned 13,
it's like I don't know you.
308
00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,719
Because you're not listening to me.
309
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,559
I told you this isn't how
I wanted to celebrate my birthday.
310
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,603
Rainbow, you're being really ungrateful.
311
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,429
Do you know how hard I worked
to make today special for you?
312
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,129
But I didn't ask for any of it.
313
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,199
You think I wanted to spend
the day riding a carousel
314
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,734
or matching with my little sister?
315
00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:55,719
- I'm not a baby!
- You're acting like a baby.
316
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,460
You want to see a baby?
Fine! I'll be a baby.
317
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,285
Wah, wah! Goo-goo, ga-ga!
318
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,779
Wah, wah, wah!
319
00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,830
Rainbow Sojourner Johnson!
320
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,416
Get out here right now!
321
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,542
- [CRYING]
- Open this door. Open...
322
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,719
Sis, before you break
down that bathroom door,
323
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,819
could I talk to you?
324
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:12,829
[GROANS]
325
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:15,640
I think her mittens
were full of quarters!
326
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,109
[DOOR CLOSES]
327
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,759
I can't believe how
disrespectful she's being.
328
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,299
Today, I let her feed a duck.
329
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,139
But did you ask her if she even
wanted to do any of that stuff?
330
00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:26,539
She doesn't know what she wants.
331
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,729
She's never celebrated
her birthday before.
332
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,609
Do you know how happy I would've been
333
00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,679
if Mama had done any
of this stuff for me?
334
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,809
Not at 13.
335
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,259
You are treating her like a baby
336
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,040
because you are scared
to let her grow up.
337
00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:40,119
No! I'm trying to give her all
the birthdays she missed.
338
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,549
Oh, that's sweet, baby sis,
339
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,661
but you can't go backwards
with your kids.
340
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,389
Rainbow is growing up,
whether you like it or not.
341
00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:49,989
And if her little outburst
didn't make that clear, let me.
342
00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:51,540
She's a teenager now.
343
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,171
She has opinions of her own,
344
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,839
and you need to respect that.
345
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,339
♪
346
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:00,899
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
347
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,769
Okay. I think we have plenty
of high-fashion poses.
348
00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:06,179
You want to just try something... silly?
349
00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,477
I don't do silly.
350
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,350
Can I have a few minutes
alone with your father?
351
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,151
I need a touch-up anyway.
352
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,470
[CHUCKLES]
353
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,030
So...
354
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,160
- Yeah.
- [EXHALES SHAKILY]
355
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,559
I didn't mean for you
to find out that way.
356
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,679
Oh.
357
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,599
I had this whole speech memorized
358
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,160
I was gonna give you, and then I...
359
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,639
I was worried about how
you'd react, and...
360
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,039
We were having such a good time,
361
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,409
I thought, you know,
what's one more day?
362
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:40,342
Then you had to go get all nosy.
363
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,149
[SCOFFS] I'm nosy?
364
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,349
You're the one who doesn't
know how curtains work.
365
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,049
[BOTH LAUGH]
366
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,359
[SIGHS]
367
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,978
So, I... I guess that's why you left?
368
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,249
I had to leave. Being gay in the '50s?
369
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,068
Leaving was the only way
I could actually be myself.
370
00:12:57,069 --> 00:13:00,699
Yeah, well, I... I know a
little something about
371
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,959
being in a relationship that
people don't understand.
372
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,993
It's why Alicia and I had
to leave for the commune.
373
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,243
I had to leave the country.
374
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,439
It's not a competition, Mom.
375
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,122
But people used to call
our marriage "unnatural."
376
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,659
People still think we're unnatural.
377
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,543
- Touché.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
378
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,797
Oh, God, I'm so glad we're finally
having this conversation!
379
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,879
[SIGHS] I am gonna go inside
380
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,789
and finish taking pictures
of my grandbabies.
381
00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:23,762
I don't want to miss another second.
382
00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:25,759
I feel so much better!
383
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,819
Don't you?
384
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,119
Uh...
385
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,129
[SIGHS]
386
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,479
Yeah.
387
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,929
♪
388
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:35,359
- [DIAL TONE, DIALING]
- Cupcake-gate wasn't my finest hour...
389
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,799
- [LINE RINGING]
- ... so I decided to take my birthday
390
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,279
into my own hands,
like a milk-fed woman.
391
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,299
Hey, Bryce.
392
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,439
I know this is last-minute,
393
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,839
but I decided to throw
myself a birthday party.
394
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,679
Tonight, 8:00, at Pizza Palace.
395
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,109
No chaperones.
396
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:51,019
Sorry, Rainbow. I'm grounded.
397
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,582
Sorry. I have to babysit.
398
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,835
Sorry. I only do island parties.
399
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,849
[CLICK]
400
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,619
Turns out I had awful friends.
401
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,059
Rainbow! Santi!
402
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,467
It's time to go.
403
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,719
So I was stuck having
dinner with my family.
404
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,430
But I was still gonna
show everyone the new,
405
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:12,643
sophisticated 13-year-old me.
406
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,309
Mother, I'm sorry about
my behavior earlier.
407
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,775
But I've matured a lot more since then.
408
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,239
Thank you.
409
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,139
And you look very pretty.
410
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,379
You sure do, Bowdie.
411
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,180
- That's how you make an entrance.
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,279
Did someone say "entrance"?
413
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,379
Sorry. Did I steal your thunder?
414
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,871
You know I can't help it.
415
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,539
Oh, eh... sweetie, be careful.
416
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,239
I don't want you to
trip on your shoelace.
417
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,059
Well, she doesn't know how to tie them.
418
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,859
Oh, well, I'll show you.
419
00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,047
A-Actually, we already have
a way we're teaching her.
420
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,299
Don't worry about it. I can show
her how to do it in no time.
421
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,261
Okay. Over, under,
around, and through, right?
422
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,969
And then, "Hello!
Meet Mr. Bunny Rabbit!"
423
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,558
And around and through.
424
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:53,719
Mr. Bunny what?
425
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,449
Mom, I told you,
we already have a way...
426
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,179
Just hold on. Just give me a minute.
427
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,279
Over, under, around, and through.
428
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,079
Meet Mr. Bunny Rabbit.
429
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,370
Around and through.
430
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,239
So when does the turtle
go back in its shell?
431
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,119
[SINGSONG VOICE]
This is why I do Velcro.
432
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,535
Mom, stop! You're confusing her!
433
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,743
Because you're interrupting me.
434
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,039
'C-Cause that's not how we do it!
435
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,229
We're a turtle method family!
436
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,199
Okay, we're gonna be late for
dinner, so why don't we all...
437
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,039
Why on Earth are you so concerned
438
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,699
about how I teach Santi to tie her shoe?
439
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:25,879
Better question is, why are you
acting like a mom all of a sudden?
440
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,659
Paul, we just talked about this.
441
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,079
No, no, no, no, you talked
about how hard it was for you,
442
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,265
but how does that help me?
443
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,267
[SCOFFS] This was a mistake.
444
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,249
I knew you'd never accept me.
445
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,759
No. No!
446
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,355
What I won't accept
447
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,729
is how you left a little boy
waiting for you to come home.
448
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,629
So, if I knew you were
gonna drive all this way
449
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,759
and not even have the
decency to apologize,
450
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,359
I would've told you to save the gas.
451
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,669
- I don't think this is the right...
- No, baby, you know what?
452
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,199
I am very sure.
453
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,829
- Uh, Paul?
- And I want you to...
454
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,748
- Paul, can you just...
- ... to get out and...
455
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,539
Surprise!
456
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,834
[LAUGHTER]
457
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,379
- Oh.
- Oh. Yep.
458
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,370
[CHUCKLES] Told you.
459
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:09,718
You gonna stay in here
all night, moping?
460
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,030
♪
461
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,899
So, all of these years, you knew?
462
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,139
I mean, if a woman
doesn't want all this,
463
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,023
what else would it be?
464
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,589
But I have to admit,
465
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,529
I wasn't okay with it at first.
466
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,829
[SIGHS]
467
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:34,069
I felt like somehow, it...
468
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,578
made me less of a man.
469
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:40,299
But then I figured,
she must have really loved me
470
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,040
to try and fight her nature
to... make it work.
471
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,049
Are you having a hard time with it?
472
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,499
No.
473
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,249
I mean, yes, but not with who she loves.
474
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,359
But it doesn't excuse
her for disappearing
475
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,139
and acting like I didn't exist.
476
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,225
No, it doesn't. Only she
can answer for that.
477
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,599
Well, doesn't seem like
she's ever going to.
478
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,187
Time will tell.
479
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,269
But I have to be honest...
480
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:07,442
it's nice not being your worst parent.
481
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611
Dad, you named me after your boat.
482
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,139
Well...
483
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,948
I did love it.
484
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,908
[SOFT CELL'S "TAINTED LOVE" PLAYS]
485
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,451
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
486
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,979
I'll be right back.
487
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,740
Okay.
488
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,873
Thank you, Mom.
489
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,199
This is amazing.
490
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,665
I'm sorry about before.
491
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:28,503
Hmm. Well, my first plan for your
birthday wasn't so thoughtful.
492
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:30,599
You're always gonna be my little girl.
493
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,599
But that doesn't mean
I can't start listening to you
494
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,799
and treating you like the
woman you're becoming.
495
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,925
- Thanks, Mom.
- But the woman you're becoming
496
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,139
better not talk to me like
that again. Do you hear me?
497
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,239
- Yes.
- Yes.
498
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,679
[CHUCKLES] Come here.
499
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,869
Ooh!
500
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,689
I made all this cuteness happen.
501
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,639
Me... my advice.
502
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,659
This is my moment!
503
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,679
Fine, but I threw a
pretty good party, right?
504
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,279
It's no "Rick James after-party" good,
505
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,449
- but I ain't mad at it.
- Who's Rick James?
506
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,286
No one you need to know about.
507
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,331
- Ooh, he everything!
- Oh, gosh.
508
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,082
HARRISON: Here he is.
509
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,589
[DOOR CLOSES]
510
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,503
- What's going on?
- Well, it might be overdue,
511
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,879
but your mom has something
to tell you, and, uh...
512
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,199
I think you should listen.
513
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,450
I'll leave you guys to it.
514
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,579
[DOOR CLOSES]
515
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,899
I wasn't the most
direct when I got here.
516
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,419
I-I was nervous,
517
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,760
and I made the whole thing about me.
518
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,110
But I'm the parent,
and you're still the child.
519
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,405
I'm sorry I left you.
520
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,139
I can't imagine how
terrible that must've been.
521
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,399
I was so focused on me
522
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,999
and how hard it was to be myself,
523
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,219
I forgot there was a...
524
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,292
there was a little boy
that I left behind.
525
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,209
Why didn't you reach out,
526
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,109
write a letter, do anything?
527
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,209
I told myself you were 12,
you'd be... you'd be okay.
528
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:56,749
- But the truth...
- [SCOFFS]
529
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,149
I didn't know what to say.
530
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:00,299
[SIGHS]
531
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,019
But I should have at least tried.
532
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,549
♪
533
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,109
It may be impossible for you to forgive,
534
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,799
but I'm... I'm... I'm hoping this...
535
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,779
this can be the first step.
536
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, you know, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
537
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,819
Honestly, it's just a-a lot to
wrap my head around. But...
538
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:22,339
But thank you for apologizing.
539
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,090
I-I really needed to hear that.
540
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,909
Should we, um...
541
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,579
- head back to the party?
- Yep.
542
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:34,419
We don't want Rainbow to feel abandoned.
543
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,389
Not quite ready to joke about that.
544
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,801
That is fair.
545
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,989
[SPANDAU BALLET'S "TRUE" PLAYS]
546
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,389
♪
547
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,459
I had been thinking my 13th birthday
548
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,459
was gonna change everything.
549
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,509
But that's not how life works.
550
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,899
Life is a series of changes...
551
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,099
some big, some small.
552
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,640
And if you're lucky,
you have family and friends
553
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:59,409
who love you and support
you along the way.
554
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,069
[CHUCKLES]
555
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:03,699
Your own room.
556
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,399
What do you think?
557
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,179
I love it.
558
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,419
Thanks, Mom.
559
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,501
Because with that love and support,
560
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,920
you don't just change... you grow.
561
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,213
Where do you want this?
562
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,959
♪ Huh huh-huh huuuuh huh ♪
563
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,999
Here.
564
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,299
Hey!
565
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,762
I'm sorry. Was that not garbage?
566
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,599
And that can make for
a pretty amazing life.
567
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,670
♪ This is the sound ♪
568
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,894
Can't believe it's time to go,
you guys. All right.
569
00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:33,199
Everybody, you take care!
570
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,525
Yeah, you too. And you're
welcome here anytime.
571
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,179
I've got to do this all over
again with your brother.
572
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,859
Wait, wait... I have a brother?
573
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,863
She's kidding. We're going to SeaWorld.
574
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,669
Ah! Got to give it up for SeaWorld.
575
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,439
Everyone will always love that place.
576
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,469
- Here we go.
- All right.
577
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,499
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
578
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,799
SANTAMONICA: Bye, White Grandma!
579
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,582
Bye, White Grandma's work
and travel companion!
580
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,417
- [VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES]
- You know what?
581
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,878
I think they're more than
just travel companions.
582
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,129
♪
583
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,007
I think they're best friends.
584
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,100
ALICIA: [CHUCKLES]
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