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[Steph] I don't know.
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-Uh, Sammy's just
pissing me off.
-Why?
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We kind of have a thing,
had a thing.
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I don't even know.
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He could be my person.
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So now having to question that
is, I think, the hardest part
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of all of it.
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For your birthday party,
you're definitely
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gonna look the best as --
-Thank you.
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as you should and kind of
always do.
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The gang is all throwing me
a party, but I've never partied
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with just other little
people before.
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-Wanna sit close?
-[Krista] Yeah, thank you.
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-There we go?
-Mm-hmm.
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There we go.
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Seeing Krista and Anthony
flirting and having a great
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time kind of makes me feel
a little bit defeated.
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I need some lotion.
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[Anthony]
Do you want me to help you?
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-Do the little toes too or what?
-[Krista giggles]
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There are these feelings that
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clearly neither of us knows
how to manage.
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I think I'm just really hurt.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[soft music plays]
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♪ You don't have
to stick around ♪
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♪ 'cause you feel bad for me ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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♪ I can do this on
my own eventually ♪
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♪ There's only so much I can
handle from you ♪
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♪ From you ♪
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Late last night, after I talked
to the girls, I went back to
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my own bed, and Sammy came
in and apologized.
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[door knocks]
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[farts]
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After Sammy's apology,
nothing happened.
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We didn't even cuddle
'cause he farted.
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But I appreciated Sammy staying
until I fell asleep.
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I don't think Sammy understands
how much he hurt me.
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And I don't know what to think
about, like, how things are
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gonna go from here.
I don't know.
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It's just really [bleep]
to see it happen like this.
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I think it's just all kind of
hard to deal with.
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But there's still a little bit
of hope that there's
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something there.
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[John] Good morning.
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[Sammy] I feel like we're living
in a frat house.
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The whole house knows about
Sam and Steph, but I'm not
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gonna confront Steph until
she feels comfortable.
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If she wanted me to know about
her history with Sammy,
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she would have already let
me know.
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Oh.
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Are cold wings as good as cold
pizza, you think?
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-Yeah.
-Uh, yeah, it's not bad.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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I mean, maybe she's
embarrassed with even wanting
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Sammy in the first place.
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Oh, it's sticking on me.
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'Cause we've always laughed
about any woman who's ever
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hooked up with him for all
these years, and now she's one
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of those women?
It's weird.
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-No.
-John, you do?
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Like, no.
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So I'm gonna just wait it out.
It's cluster[bleep].
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[imitates munching]
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Gross.
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♪♪
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All right, are we playing
or what?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Oh, right in the center,
Fergie's got a good spot.
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So if the quarter lands...
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[Sammy] On the -- whatever spot
you land on, either that person
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has to drink or that challenge
you have to do.
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OK.
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So this is one of our favorite
games to play
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at the Little People
of America convention.
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It involves writing a bunch of
random challenges
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on a pizza box.
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[Steph] What does that say?
Oh, freestyle rap.
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Kiss someone.
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You flip a quarter,
you land on that challenge,
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you have to do it.
And if you don't, you drink.
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[Sammy] You gotta do a rap.
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-[beatboxes]
-I know.
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-[raps] We're out
in Palm Springs.
-[John] Yeah, we are.
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Trying to find a fling.
Not really looking for a ring.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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-[Sammy] Boop.
-[Krista] Push-ups.
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-[JJ] Eight, nine, ten.
-[Krista] Yeah!
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What's the craziest thing that
turns you on?
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I like to be picked up.
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-[Steph] Yeah, that makes
total sense.
-Right?
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-Yeah.
-[John] No little man has
ever lifted you up?
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-No.
-Can we try, or is that weird?
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Are you trying to pick me up?
Are you trying to turn me on?
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How do you want me to
pick you up?
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-You consent to this?
-I consent.
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[Sammy] All right.
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-I got you.
-Oh, my God!
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-Ah!
-Oh.
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Yeah, last night was a lot.
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They were screaming at
each other.
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That's not normal to me.
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Are they just gonna pretend
that it didn't happen?
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Or am I going crazy?
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-That was good.
-Wild.
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I feel like we should do some
dance moves like that.
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Maybe at the party.
Maybe at the party.
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[Sammy] All right.
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It does feel a little bit like
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they don't really care or mind
what I think.
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They're just gonna move forward
anyway, and it's making me feel
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a little uncomfortable.
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That reminds me, I wanted to
let you guys know that I did
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invite one of my best friends,
Jas, to the party.
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-Oh!
-[JJ] Did you really?
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[John] Oh, yeah!
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Oh, this is who you were with
in San Diego, right?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh, yeah, very nice.
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-She was with me in San Diego.
-Yes, I did meet her, yeah.
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Tomorrow's my birthday party,
and my best friend, Jasmine,
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is flying in.
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We met about 15 years ago,
one of the conventions that
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my parents took me to as a kid.
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She is the most confident woman
I have ever met, and that kind
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of, like, rubs off on me
whenever I'm with her.
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Jasmine has never, ever,
ever steered me wrong.
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[JJ] Oh.
Body shot!
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[John] Let's go!
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-[JJ] All right, who am I doing?
-Of your choosing.
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You can spin the marker,
and whoever it lands on.
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It points, all right,
one, two, three.
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Oh, [bleep].
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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All right, I need you to lay
down here.
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Yeah.
I don't care.
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It's just a shot off
my belly button.
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[Sammy] Shallow belly button.
It's gonna be good.
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John looks like he's like --
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How do you do these
if you have an outie?
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-[Krista] Shot, shot.
-[JJ] Oh, [bleep].
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-Oh, my God.
-[indistinct cheering]
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Oh, OK, OK, OK.
We're done.
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We're done with that.
OK, OK.
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[John] OK, we're done.
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♪♪
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-[Krista] Hey!
-[Jasmine] Hi!
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-How you doing?
-You look so pretty.
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[Krista] Thank you.
Oh, my God.
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-I'm so glad to see you.
-You look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
I love your hair.
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[Jasmine] Thank you.
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I did something crazy
this time, right?
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But, I had green, so I guess
it's not that crazy.
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-[Krista] I love it.
-[Jasmine] Oh, this is pretty.
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-Isn't it so nice?
-OK.
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[Krista] Yeah, John got
this house, actually.
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-He was the one that found it.
-[John] Gosh, hey.
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-Hey.
-How are you?
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-Good, how are you?
-Good.
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[Steph] Oh, my God, your hair
looks so pretty.
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Great to see you.
I love the outfit, OK.
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-Thank you -- hey.
-Hi.
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The type of dwarfism
I have is called
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spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia.
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We're a little bit more
proportioned, but I have like
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the longer legs, shorter torso.
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I'm glad you're here.
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-[Jasmine] Yes.
-Ready to have some fun?
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-I am.
-We're gonna get party.
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-We always have a blast.
-[Krista] I know.
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Like I said,
she's my travel buddy,
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and like wherever we go...
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-[Sammy] All right, I love it.
-It just turns crazy, right?
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You don't see a lot of little
people hanging together unless
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it's just a convention.
I love that I'm here.
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I just gotta pop in on my friend
and check and make sure
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everybody treating her well,
that she's having a good time.
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[Krista] We're gonna go get some
ice cream.
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All right, we're leaving
for real.
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-[John] All right, have fun.
-Bye, guys.
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-Bye.
-[John] See you guys.
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♪♪
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[John] Ooh, whipped cream.
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[Steph] Yeah, we're making it
from scratch.
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Wait, you guys got
strawberries, too?
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[Steph] Yeah.
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I don't know how to bake,
so time to get serious.
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-Can't wear my sweatshirt.
-[JJ] Yeah, [bleep].
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[indistinct]
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Oh.
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While Krista's out of
the house, we are gonna
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make her a cake.
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Uh, let's just hope
it goes well.
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Guys, this makes my heart happy.
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[JJ] Aw.
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Oh, do you want me to
crack the eggs?
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I love cracking eggs.
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[John]
You're such a good sous chef.
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He's just --
he's a golden retriever.
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-Use the head.
-I was gonna do it.
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-Use it, use it.
-[JJ] Oh, just do it.
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-[egg cracks]
-Ow!
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Gosh!
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-Why so hard?
-Yo, yo, yo, yo!
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-That worked.
-[JJ laughs]
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Gosh, finally some fun.
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For Steph and I, like,
it used to be the norm.
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You did it to me first.
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And I wish this would happen
more on this vacation,
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and hopefully this is the start
of something.
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-Watch this.
-[bowl scrapes]
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-[John] Why is that so shocking?
-What's wrong?
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-[John] What do you mean?
-It's stuck.
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-[JJ] What?
-It's stuck.
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-Like, it won't come up.
-[Sammy] Pull.
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-Oh.
-[John] Yeah.
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-It wasn't really stuck.
-[Steph] No, it wasn't stuck.
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Thanks, buddy.
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You look insane.
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I don't even wanna look at
you right now.
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-Oh.
-[JJ] Oh my God.
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[Steph laughs]
You have gray hair now.
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You just started something
that you're not gonna be
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able to handle.
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I don't even know what I'm
supposed to do with myself.
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Bring it on.
Bring it on.
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I've got lots more tricks up
my sleeve.
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-You're going down.
-Bring it on.
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[JJ] Go outside.
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Someone wanna give me
a blow dryer?
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[John] I think someone has to,
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like, blow you and, like...
-Yeah.
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-...blow you off.
-I'm coming outside.
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[Steph] I'll get a blow dryer.
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No matter how I feel about
Sammy, I just love giving him
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a hard time, and I will take
any opportunity to do so.
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I don't know how well this
will work.
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I'm glad they're,
like, completely made up now.
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That was, yeah, I was nervous.
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[John] No, that was actually
really cute.
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I don't wanna see them
hurting one another when I know
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how much they mean to
one another.
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-Yeah.
-[John] They need each other,
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'cause they love each other at
the end of the day.
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♪♪
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-[Jasmine] OK, let's see.
-[Krista] It smells --
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it smells really good.
-[server & Krista] Hi.
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-Hi.
-How are you?
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I'm good.
How are you?
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[Krista] Good.
Thank you.
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I'll have the taiyaki cone
254
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with the ube.
-With the ube?
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00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,665
[Krista] Yeah.
256
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One thing that I can trust in
Jas is that she's always
257
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brutally honest with me.
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-Cute is cute.
-[Krista] So cool.
259
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Jas is gonna be able to
help me figure out all of
260
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these thoughts that I have going
on in my head about all of
261
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the craziness that's going on
in that house.
262
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Jas, thank you so much
for coming
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to visit me for my birthday.
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It means so much that
you actually came
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all the way out here.
-Girl.
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You know I couldn't miss it
for the world.
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I have so much
to tell you, like.
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It's been that much in
three days?
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Sammy starts flirting with me.
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I was like, "Oh, OK."
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Like, he's cute.
So I started flirting back.
272
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-I didn't think
too much about it.
-[Jasmine] Yeah.
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And he just hauls off
and literally asked me on
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a date in front of everybody.
275
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And I thought, like,
I thought it was nice.
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-I thought it was really nice.
-Mm-hmm.
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And then, we're hanging out in
the hot tub, doing shots,
278
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and all of a sudden you wanna
know who walks through the door?
279
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,259
-Who?
-[Krista] You're not
gonna believe it.
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Girl, who?
281
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You remember Anthony?
282
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,890
-Yeah.
-He walked in the door?
283
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,142
Through the door.
284
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,229
Anthony was like, "Well,
do you wanna go out on a date
285
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with me while you're out here?"
-Mm-hmm.
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And I was like,
"Well, yeah, of course."
287
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,487
And so Steph was talking to me
about Sammy.
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She's like, "Well, you know,
I didn't really know how to
289
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:23,451
"tell you this or whatever,
but Sammy and I,
290
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we've had a thing for the past
couple of months."
291
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,665
I was like,
"Whoa, wait a minute."
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00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,916
Oof.
293
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,417
Krista is not the type of
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person to tread on somebody
else's man.
295
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,047
I mean, she's beautiful,
and it just tends to fall into
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that type of situation.
297
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,758
But she don't want that,
for real.
298
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She don't wanna step on
anybody's toes.
299
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,970
She doesn't like,
you know, drama.
300
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,471
She's not that type of person.
301
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[Krista]
Why would he have a fling
with her, a thing with her,
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emotions with her, and then ask
me on a date in front of
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her and talk about it in front
of her?
304
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,439
So you think she has something
to do with Anthony?
305
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,483
Yeah, she invited Anthony
to the house.
306
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,153
She tried to, like, pawn him
off, to, like, shift her focus.
307
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,572
-To shift my focus?
-From Sammy to Anthony.
308
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,283
From Sammy.
309
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,367
What do you think?
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I think Jas might have a good
point here.
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00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:14,794
If Steph did have ulterior
motives inviting Anthony over,
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if that is the case,
then it's a little shady.
313
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,800
I can't say if she did
the Anthony thing on purpose to
314
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try to shift her focus or not,
but I don't know,
315
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,304
'cause I don't know where
that well, but...
316
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,306
Right.
317
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,974
-So think about it.
-Yeah.
318
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,019
-Are you nervous right now?
-[Krista] I really am.
319
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,062
It's the heart
going pitter-patter?
320
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,316
It's a little embarrassing,
but I've never been
321
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,900
grocery shopping before.
322
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[Sammy]
Let's get a lot of champagne.
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00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,863
[Steph] Oh, it's at the top.
324
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,656
[Sammy] Krista, would you like
to get it, or...?
325
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,991
-Um...
-[John] How are we feeling?
326
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,201
You do the honors.
You do the honors.
327
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,288
Is this lady just staring at
us down the aisle?
328
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,749
Yeah, she fully is.
Like, this is rude.
329
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,292
[JJ] Yeah.
330
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,711
-Presenting the birthday girl!
-[all cheer]
331
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,921
Oh, birthday girl!
332
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,173
[Steph] Yeah, hold the bowl.
333
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,386
Having Sammy help me when we've
both been drinking
334
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,138
probably isn't the best idea.
335
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,480
Holy [bleep].
336
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,651
[chill music plays]
337
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,198
-[JJ] Oh, it's so nice out.
-[Steph] Oh, it feels good.
338
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,284
I love all the smallest people
rented the biggest car.
339
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,660
[JJ] I love this thing.
It's huge.
340
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,745
Do you wanna sit in the middle?
341
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,788
-[Krista] Yes.
-[JJ] Got you.
342
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,748
[Krista] Thank you.
343
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,999
[Sammy]
Oh, Krista gets the middle.
344
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,292
[Krista]
I love sitting in the middle.
345
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,377
[Sammy] I do, too.
346
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,087
Is that just a thing for
every dwarf?
347
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,088
I think it's 'cause I wanna see.
348
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,923
Yeah, I wanna be able
to see.
349
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,092
-[Sammy] All right.
-Guys, let's go.
350
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,219
♪♪
351
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[Krista] We need groceries for
my birthday party.
352
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,059
And it's
a little embarrassing.
353
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:57,063
But as an adult, I've never
been grocery shopping before.
354
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,275
When you guys go to
the grocery store,
355
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,945
have you ever brought a step
stool with you just in case?
356
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,447
Or are you just asking whoever
for help, whoever is?
357
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,615
I ask.
358
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,117
I'm always ready to climb up
the grocery store.
359
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,785
Or I, like, find things to
knock things down.
360
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,203
-Yeah.
-That's a good idea.
361
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,788
That's what I like,
'cause I hate asking.
362
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,790
-I will if I need to, but, like.
-Yeah.
363
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,376
What are we gonna get
for the party?
364
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,128
What are we gonna fill
the shopping cart with?
365
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,462
Do we have anybody
that's coming
366
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,755
that likes certain things?
367
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,217
-Oh, cool.
-Who's Edward?
368
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,969
-Eddie.
Oh, he's coming?
369
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,178
-[John] Oh, yeah.
-[Steph] Yeah.
370
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,348
Wait, you haven't met Edward
yet, Krista?
371
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,808
-No.
-[John] Oh, you're
gonna love him.
372
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,310
-He's actually a sweetheart.
-OK.
373
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,147
[JJ] At my first convention,
Eddie was actually the first
374
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,149
person to ever talk to me.
375
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,777
Eddie and I did kiss,
but then he spread a rumor
376
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,697
saying that we hooked up,
which was not true.
377
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,367
I don't know what it's gonna
be like when I see Eddie again,
378
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,493
but I don't wanna see him.
379
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,372
Yeah, he's small as well,
by the way.
380
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,874
-Sorry.
-All of our guests.
381
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,792
I didn't even explain that
he was small.
382
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,127
Have to specify.
383
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,340
-Ooh, a natural foods market.
-Yeah.
384
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,676
Only the great is for
Krista's first.
385
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,262
-[Krista] Let's do it.
-[John] Let's do this.
386
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,848
I'm bad at parking,
but screw it.
387
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,641
-Are you nervous right now?
-[Krista] I really am.
388
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,852
It's the heart
going pitter-patter?
389
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,854
It's so big, too.
390
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,273
It's clear, after getting to
know Krista a bit more,
391
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,066
that she's lived a very
sheltered life.
392
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,944
And, I mean, now that she's
hitting 30, I think it's on us
393
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,364
to kind of show her what life
really is all about.
394
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,327
I mean, if that involves going
to the grocery store, so be it.
395
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,870
I love the smell of
grocery stores.
396
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,079
-It's weird.
-Hey, guys.
397
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,540
-[John] Hi, thank you.
-Yeah, following you through.
398
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,293
[John] All right, first things
first, food, I think.
399
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,795
Krista, I know you like juice,
wine, juices.
400
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,048
-[Krista] Yeah.
-[John] Grab your first
grocery item.
401
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,549
Yeah.
402
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,676
-It's happening.
-[all cheer]
403
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,887
I'm so proud of you.
404
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,889
And it won't all be at
that level.
405
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,309
-I promise you.
-That was just level one.
406
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,269
-The champagne section.
-[Steph] Oh, here we go.
407
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,314
-Let's get a lot of champagne.
-[JJ] Oh, it's at the top.
408
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,566
[John] Krista, would you like to
get it?
409
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,361
-Or how are we feeling?
-Um, you do the honors.
410
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,281
I told Krista that I would
love to be her right-hand man
411
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,657
at the grocery store.
412
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,992
I've never really been
grocery shopping.
413
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,203
[Sammy] Wait, what?
414
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,372
Can I be your support system
for that, then?
415
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,332
Thank you.
416
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,917
Since I don't wanna hurt
Steph, I'm gonna take a step
417
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,672
back and let John take
the lead here.
418
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,590
[John] We're having, like,
a party, party.
419
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,133
[Sammy]
Here, just keep it coming.
420
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,719
[Steph] Yeah, we use that for
champagne showers.
421
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,845
[John]
How are you feeling so far?
422
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,974
Is this lady just staring
at us down the aisle?
423
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,100
Yeah, she fully is.
424
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,477
That happens, though.
425
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,145
I feel like that happens
everywhere, though.
426
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,438
Like, somebody ends up just
427
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,274
looking at me without even...
-Yeah.
428
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,400
...realizing that
I can see them.
429
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,110
-[JJ] You can feel their energy.
-Yeah.
430
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,613
Like, they don't ever think,
like, "Hey, I can completely see
431
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,907
you looking at me right now."
-Like, "Oh, I have eyes."
432
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,159
And for them, like, I don't
even believe it hits them.
433
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,579
-Like, this is kind of rude.
-Yeah.
434
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,747
So, is there anything right
now that you're, like,
435
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,040
afraid of that you wanna, like,
436
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,960
conquer your fear in
the grocery store?
437
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,464
I mean, honestly, you could try
to climb one thing if you want.
438
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,300
-What if it knocks over?
-It won't, it won't.
439
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,759
Here, here.
Let's go, let's go.
440
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,095
I promise you.
Here, I'll climb first.
441
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,180
-I promise you --
how we handle it.
-Oh, my gosh.
442
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,808
So I would climb up like that
and, like,
443
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,102
grab whatever it is, you know?
444
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,564
-I wanna see this.
-Come on.
445
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,941
You have longer arms than me.
I believe in you.
446
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,151
I don't think I'm gonna be
able to.
447
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,278
Even if you fall,
I got you, I think.
448
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,072
-Oh, my gosh.
-This is your moment.
449
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,200
Grab that oat milk.
[gasps] See?
450
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,664
And now hop down.
And it's that easy.
451
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,749
I knew you could do it.
452
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,417
Look at you conquering
your fears on this trip.
453
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,044
That was actually really good.
454
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,464
Shelf climbing may very well
be a skill that I'm gonna
455
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,175
take home with me after
this vacation.
456
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,968
[JJ] Krista, look how tall
that guy is.
457
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,095
-Where?
-He's, like, right there.
458
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,515
-Step back.
-He's tall.
459
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,351
OK, let's just walk over to
this way.
460
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,187
Hi.
You are tall.
461
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,605
-Yeah.
-[JJ] How tall are you?
462
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,608
-I'm about 6'6".
-[JJ] Oh, my God.
463
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,734
-[Krista] Wow.
-Yeah.
464
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,319
I'm 4 feet.
What's your name?
465
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,445
-Adam.
-Adam.
466
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,571
-JJ.
-[Adam] JJ, nice to meet you.
467
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,697
-Nice to meet you.
-Krista.
468
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,407
-[Adam] Krista.
-Stephanie, nice to meet you.
469
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,160
-Nice to meet you.
-[John] What's going on here?
470
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,536
[women] We're making friends.
471
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,704
What's going on, bro?
How are you?
472
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,830
What's up, man?
I'm Sammy.
473
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,915
Very nice to meet you.
474
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,416
How tall are you, if you don't
mind me asking?
475
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,959
-Uh, 6'6".
-[Sammy] Oh, very nice.
476
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,003
I'm 4'6".
So, yeah.
477
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,713
[John]
He was, like, 4'4", yesterday.
478
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,257
-He changes every day.
-[Sammy] I never
said 4'4", OK?
479
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,550
[Steph] It changes every day.
480
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,804
I feel like we have to really
make your first grocery shop,
481
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,597
like, a memory.
482
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,683
It'd be funny if you went
on his shoulders.
483
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,479
Just to see, like,
484
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439
what it actually looks
like from up there.
-What it looks like?
485
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,566
Are you willing to go to
hold her?
486
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,068
How are we gonna get
her up there?
487
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,153
-Yeah, I think that works.
-[Krista] Will you hold
this for me?
488
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,571
Krista, do you want me to
pick you up?
489
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,365
Yep, I have to.
490
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,075
-[Adam] All right.
-[Sammy] Ready?
491
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,910
-[Krista] Two, three.
-[John] Oh.
492
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,994
You got it.
Good?
493
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,579
-I got it.
-[John] Oh, wow.
494
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,707
-Hold on tight.
-Sorry if I mess up your hair.
495
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,418
You have beautiful hair.
Whoa!
496
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,086
[Steph] What's it look like up
there, Krista?
497
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,754
-[John] Wow.
-Whoa!
498
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,965
-Is the weather different?
-Yes.
499
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:19,135
You guys look a lot different
from up here.
500
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,262
[Krista] JJ's about four foot.
501
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,348
I'd say he's at least
three JJs.
502
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,058
-[John] Perfect.
-[Krista] Thank you.
503
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,062
So, how was your first
shopping trip?
504
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,107
I think it's gonna be
the most memorable shopping
505
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,361
trip for the rest of my life.
-[JJ] Wait, what's after this?
506
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,280
Go and set up
and start the party.
507
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,906
[cashier]
Is it someone's birthday?
508
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,785
This is a huge event for me,
and I've never had a birthday
509
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,204
party with any other little
people at it.
510
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:52,877
But I am worried because
this whole drama between Steph,
511
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,296
Sammy, and I,
I just don't want yelling
512
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,966
and screaming at
my birthday party.
513
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,802
I am very concerned about
this entire situation.
514
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,639
Go a little bit higher.
515
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,393
No, I think higher.
Higher.
516
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,736
Oh, my God.
517
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,489
With the whole Eddie
situation, I feel --
518
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,117
I feel nervous and vulnerable.
The rumors and the messiness.
519
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,452
I really don't want any
of that.
520
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,835
♪ I was reaching for your hand
then I stopped halfway ♪
521
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,879
♪ Your name on my tongue ♪
522
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,714
[Sammy] Where -- where did
these go again?
523
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,133
The shot glasses?
We're taking them out anyway.
524
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,932
♪ And that little empty space
got louder in my head ♪
525
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,142
Guys, I think this is a good
time to decorate.
526
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,727
-Yeah, she left?
-[JJ] She's on the phone
527
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:52,812
right now.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
528
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,355
-[JJ] So let's hurry.
-Let's go.
529
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,566
[phone dials]
530
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,401
-[Sue] Hello.
-Hi, Mama.
531
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,404
Hi, hey.
How you doing?
532
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,448
Good.
I miss you.
533
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,825
[Sue] I miss you, too.
534
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,618
[Krista] I'm having a good time
here, though.
535
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,080
-Guess what I did?
-[Sue] I hope it's good.
536
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,082
It is.
Me and my friends,
537
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,251
we went on a little grocery
538
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,002
shopping expedition.
539
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:21,257
I was in there climbing shelves
and talking to people.
540
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,717
-[Sue laughs] Wow.
-[Krista] Yeah.
541
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,929
It was good facing that fear,
so I feel better about it.
542
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:42,611
My parents actually didn't
know that I was a little person
543
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,113
until I was born.
544
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:48,492
And then the doctors told
my mom and dad that if I did
545
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,538
live past 30 days, I wouldn't be
able to walk, I wouldn't be
546
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,291
able to talk, I would just
basically be a vegetable,
547
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,918
I wouldn't be able to take care
of myself.
548
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,211
Um.
549
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,590
And my parents just,
you know, packed me up
550
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,216
and took me home.
551
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,971
Just hoping for the best,
but honestly
552
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,598
expecting the worst.
553
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:15,436
But as I began to grow
and develop, they realized that
554
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,812
I was gonna be OK.
555
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,232
[Sue speaks]
556
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,777
I will.
557
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,487
I'm good.
558
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,655
All right.
All right.
559
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,699
-I love you, Mom.
-[Sue] I love you.
560
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,950
-Bye, [indistinct].
-Bye-bye.
561
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,287
[Sammy] Yay, party!
562
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,623
Should this be the party
room, then?
563
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,166
And then we could put the food
on there?
564
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,001
And then we'll have,
like, some stuff outside?
565
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,711
Yeah.
566
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:44,006
Krista has never partied with
a bunch of little people,
567
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,384
so we thought we'd invite some
little people who live nearby.
568
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,179
We're gonna keep the party
quite small, though, no pun
569
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,806
intended, because I don't think
Krista needs to get
570
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,267
overwhelmed with a bunch of
little people running around.
571
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,227
All that high-level action,
you know what I mean?
572
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,354
[Sammy grunts]
573
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,190
Go a little bit higher.
574
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,693
No, I think higher.
Higher.
575
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,488
[JJ & Steph laugh]
576
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:13,702
A misconception about little
people that really gets me
577
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,872
a lot of the time is that we're
afraid of heights.
578
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,208
Just because we are short
doesn't mean we're afraid
579
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,417
of heights.
Not all of us are.
580
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,462
I mean, I am, but that's
just a coincidence.
581
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
There.
There.
582
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,216
-No, I don't think that works.
-Well, you go up here.
583
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,176
I don't give a [bleep] if it
doesn't work anymore.
584
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,221
As long as it's obvious,
you walk in, "Happy birthday."
585
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,640
Oh, is that 89 balloons?
"Happy birthday."
586
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,225
How much more obvious does it
have to be?
587
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:40,145
"Happy birthday."
Catch me, girls.
588
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,230
[grunts]
589
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,735
Do you want the honest answer?
590
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,404
I don't think people are gonna
give a crap about
591
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,572
the decorations, and we just
spent all day doing it.
592
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,741
Biggest waste of time.
593
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,660
-Yeah.
-You know.
594
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,744
[in high-pitched tone]
What's happening?
595
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,039
[normally] That's the first time
I've done that, actually.
596
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,126
[in high-pitched tone]
What the [bleep] are you guys
597
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,252
doing out here?
598
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,294
-Oh!
-[JJ] Oh, my God.
599
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,338
-Oh!
-What happened?
600
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,215
Oh, I just blew my face.
601
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,009
[Sammy in high-pitched tone]
Why the hell did you do that?
602
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,601
[normally]
I'm feeling really nervous for
my party tonight, in terms with
603
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,312
Steph and the whole
Sammy thing.
604
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,816
I just don't wanna
be the villain.
605
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,276
Like, "I don't wanna be
the villain."
606
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,946
I deserve to enjoy my time
as much as I want to
607
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,948
with whoever that I want to.
608
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,158
Tonight is about me.
609
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,119
Obviously, Jas is
coming tonight.
610
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,538
I'm super excited about that.
611
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,624
And there is Anthony coming.
I love Anthony.
612
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,168
He is awesome.
613
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,421
We haven't gone out on a date
yet, though, so he needs to
614
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,798
impress me.
He needs to impress me.
615
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,134
Happy birthday.
616
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,179
[vocalizes]
617
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,099
[John] Oh.
618
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,144
I don't think it fits my size.
619
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,772
You don't usually have it at
your chin.
620
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,814
But we're good, baby.
621
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,816
[upbeat music plays]
622
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:08,901
[doorbell dings]
623
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,652
[John] Oh.
624
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,072
-[Sammy chuckles]
-[John] Hey.
625
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,698
Hello.
What's up?
626
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:15,824
-Hey.
-[Sammy] How are you?
627
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,618
-Good to see you.
-Jas is here.
628
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,328
-Hello.
-Hi.
629
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:20,913
-How are you?
-I'm good.
630
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,414
-I like the gold, OK.
-Thank you.
631
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,708
-You knew I was coming.
-[Sammy] Do you like the setup?
632
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,834
[Jasmine] Yes.
633
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,547
Coming in tonight, I'm excited.
634
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,674
I don't think people realize
how much fun we can be.
635
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,177
Let's say that, 'cause little
people know how to get
636
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,930
a party started.
We know how to have fun.
637
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,473
All right, I need a drink.
638
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,974
[Steph]
Mine's in your room, but yes.
639
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,017
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
640
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,560
OK, let's go.
641
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,729
[Jasmine]
Honestly, I think we have more
fun than average height people.
642
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,523
We just know how to turn up.
643
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,316
[doorbell dings]
644
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,734
-[Sammy] Oh-ho.
-[John] Oh, oh.
645
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,945
[Sammy] Oh [chuckles].
It is Anthony.
646
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,280
[John] Oh!
647
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,199
-[Sammy] Hey [indistinct].
-Hey, buongiorno.
648
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,326
Buongiorno.
Looking good, baby.
649
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,994
Looking good.
650
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:05,040
This party means so much to me,
especially because my friends
651
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,542
are throwing it for me.
652
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:12,548
-Presenting the birthday girl!
-[all cheer]
653
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,341
[Krista] You know when you're in
like kindergarten
654
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,718
and your mom does it and then
they all come to the house.
655
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:21,181
But when I was older, I didn't
invite anybody anywhere because
656
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:25,727
I just feel like I couldn't
rely on them to show up for me.
657
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,646
[Anthony] Yo, what's up?
Very nice to see you.
658
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,231
-You look great.
-[Krista] Thank you for coming.
659
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,566
Happy birthday.
Happy for sure.
660
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,775
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
661
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,402
[Krista] I was worried you
weren't gonna be able to come.
662
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,237
[Anthony] I love the theme.
What sparked 1920s?
663
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,072
-Saying goodbye to my 20s.
-[Anthony] Oh, OK.
664
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,574
There we go.
I like that.
665
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:39,700
[Steph] I love that.
666
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,577
[Krista]
So this is very meaningful.
667
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,996
It means a lot to me, honestly.
668
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,164
Oh.
669
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,832
Oh, my God!
I love it!
670
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:47,958
That's great!
671
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,754
It took John and I a while to
do this.
672
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,881
Did it really?
673
00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,591
That's why it's not complete,
because we did fail
674
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,884
a couple times.
-[Krista] You know what?
675
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:57,968
A for effort.
676
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,179
[in unison] Nailed it!
677
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,016
[phone buzzes]
678
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,227
Oh, my God.
679
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:11,148
At my first LPA, Eddie spread
those rumors about me.
680
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:15,777
I went a handful of times
after that, but the same thing
681
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:16,862
just kept happening.
682
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,822
People would, like,
spread rumors about me,
683
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,867
like, that I was hooking up
with other guys, and I wasn't,
684
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,494
it was just me just
having conversations.
685
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,996
So eventually I just
stopped going.
686
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,128
With Eddie being here at
Krista's party, I'm right back
687
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,839
there again at LPA
when I was 17.
688
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,132
I feel...
689
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,926
I feel nervous and vulnerable.
690
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,429
I don't wanna cause drama
and then ruin Krista's party.
691
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,813
We should play maybe
never have I ever.
692
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,023
-OK.
-I like it.
693
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,817
Never have I ever lied to
a woman I love.
694
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,242
Never have I ever kissed
someone at this table.
695
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:04,701
I think you and I made out.
696
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,498
Are you serious, dude?
Like, what the [bleep]?
697
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,546
[upbeat music plays]
698
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,551
-[Steph] Hello.
-Hello.
699
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:22,636
[Steph] Hey, stranger.
700
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,054
-How's it going?
-[Steph] Good to see you.
701
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,597
Good to see you.
How's life?
702
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,640
[Steph] Pretty good.
Pretty good.
703
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,058
-Yeah.
-[Steph] How have you been?
704
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,602
-Not too bad of a place.
-Yeah, not bad, right?
705
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:31,770
Yeah.
706
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,772
Yeah.
707
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,316
[Krista]
You've ridden a real bull?
708
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,989
-Eddie's here!
-[all cheer]
709
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,156
[Sammy] What's up?
710
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,658
-Dude, what's up?
-Hi.
711
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,285
-Happy birthday.
-Hi.
712
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,286
-How are you?
-Good.
713
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,288
-I'm sorry, what's your name?
-Eddie.
714
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,998
Oh, Eddie.
They were talking about you.
715
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,582
Were they talking about me?
Then don't believe 'em.
716
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,584
-Oh, OK.
-Don't believe 'em.
717
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,962
I haven't talked about what
happened with me and Eddie with
718
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:59,131
my friends, because some of
them are friends with him.
719
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,799
-How's it been?
-Good, man, good -- too long.
720
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:01,883
It's been too long.
What's up?
721
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,010
-How are you?
-[Sammy] Good to see you.
722
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,094
You too.
You too.
723
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,429
I know.
John, what's up?
724
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,180
-My guy.
-How you doing, man?
725
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,473
-Good, man.
-It's been a minute.
726
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,725
I know.
727
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,435
[JJ] They're excited to see him,
but I don't wanna make it
728
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,728
awkward, but I don't wanna
see him.
729
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,276
I think Steph probably knows
what happened with Eddie and I,
730
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,445
but I've kept it to myself.
731
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,487
How are you, though?
732
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,197
Are you, uh, are you
seeing anyone?
733
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,198
Are you single?
734
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,700
-Are you going around?
-Single.
735
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,618
-Single.
-Single, having fun, yeah.
736
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,412
[JJ] It sucks that he's
ignoring me.
737
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,874
Now I feel like the vibe
is weird.
738
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:39,338
I swear I haven't seen him
since the last convention.
739
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,881
Yeah, it's been a minute.
740
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:48,263
When Eddie spread those rumors
that we were having sex,
741
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:53,685
I was 17, and that's when you
start to explore being a woman
742
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,063
and what it's like to date.
743
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,398
And I was a virgin.
744
00:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,524
[doorbell dings]
745
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,529
Hey.
746
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,574
-Oh, my God, look at you.
-Nice to see you.
747
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,910
-Thank you.
-I love feathers, eh?
748
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,704
I've known Emmalia for
quite a while
749
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,039
through the social
media world.
750
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,500
The creator world
within the little community
751
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,793
is very small.
752
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,044
[Emmalia] Happy birthday.
753
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,712
[Krista] Thank you for coming.
You look gorgeous.
754
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:21,797
Thank you.
You look so good.
755
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,090
-Thank you.
-Like so good.
756
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,299
And you know what?
757
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,676
Krista needs to make more
friends in the LP community.
758
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,054
Emmalia is super talkative,
super open.
759
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,390
Maybe she'll be the perfect
friend for Krista.
760
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:32,599
[faint party chatter]
761
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,393
[Krista]
Yeah, I wanted some real food.
762
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,894
Do you get hangry?
763
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,188
I do get hangry.
I really do.
764
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,272
[Anthony] Good.
Good.
765
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,900
Get it?
766
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,319
Ah.
Short arm challenge.
767
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,571
[Sammy] OK, you're good.
You got it?
768
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,614
I got it still.
769
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,449
[Emmalia speaks]
770
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,159
Hold on.
I'll lock in.
771
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,702
I locked in.
772
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,079
[JJ] Oh, my God.
I am making a mess.
773
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,125
-I think there's cheese.
-[Anthony] It's good.
774
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,334
It's tasty.
775
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,837
Everyone's quiet,
so it might be good.
776
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,965
[John] Wait, wait, wait.
777
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,551
We should play, like,
maybe never have I ever
778
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,428
or something like that.
-OK.
779
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,012
-I like it.
-I like it.
780
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,222
If you've done it,
you've to drink.
781
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,391
-There we go.
-OK, OK, OK, OK.
782
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,976
Never have I ever
783
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,188
gone out on a date with another
little person.
784
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,110
Wait, at the convention
or just in general?
785
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,194
-[Krista] In general.
-Oh.
786
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,612
[Krista] Just in general.
787
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,197
-Never?
-Never.
788
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,282
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
789
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,244
I think you got like a whole
built-up list of guys.
790
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,456
I'm on the list.
I'm on the witness.
791
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:45,005
Seeing Krista focus on Anthony
tonight, I'm excited to see
792
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,632
where that goes.
I got high hopes for them.
793
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,635
With Sammy, I don't want
her to get involved
794
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,263
and he's still torn between
the two.
795
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,390
I mean, Anthony's interested,
so go for that.
796
00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,270
Never have I ever lied to
a woman I love.
797
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,939
-[Steph] Aw.
-Aw.
798
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,649
That was so sweet.
799
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,326
Sammy's just lying
800
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,535
all the time.
I swear.
801
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:18,872
I didn't lie right there.
802
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,332
Sammy's in love
with [indistinct].
803
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:21,625
That's the problem.
Which one?
804
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,335
And I take the balls to
do that.
805
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:25,420
You did have the balls
to do that.
806
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,671
Good job.
807
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,965
I'm glad we've patched things
up, but what a reminder
808
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,800
that Sammy's a player.
Like...
809
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,180
Stop paying attention to him.
810
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,433
Never have I ever kissed
someone at this table.
811
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,311
-Oh, God, that's everybody.
-I need a drink.
812
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,896
Hey, sip.
We'll taste it [indistinct].
813
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,648
[overlapping chatter]
814
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,608
[Steph] Cheers, guys.
Cheers.
815
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Cheers.
816
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,986
[overlapping chatter continues]
817
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,696
I think you and I made out.
818
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,823
♪♪
819
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,034
Did we?
820
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:06,211
First he ignores me,
and now he's gonna act like
821
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,214
we didn't kiss.
Are you serious, dude?
822
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,049
Like, what the [bleep]?
823
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,175
Yeah.
824
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,594
Yeah, we did.
825
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,429
This is upsetting.
826
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,181
I just hope I don't explode
and ruin
827
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,559
Krista's birthday party.
828
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:28,775
I think you and I made out.
829
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,112
The convention, right?
830
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,366
[Eddie] Did we?
831
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,246
Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
832
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,042
-All right, all right.
-[JJ] Drink.
833
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,045
-There we go.
-There we go.
834
00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:53,300
How can someone forget
kissing you?
835
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,426
Right?
836
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,052
I'm actually a really
good kisser.
837
00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:58,096
-Everyone says so.
-No, seriously.
838
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,640
I believe it.
839
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,311
Never have I ever given
or received a foot job.
840
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:09,316
-[Emmalia] I've never.
-[John] I'm not telling you how.
841
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,862
No, what is a foot job?
What's a foot job?
842
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,197
-[all laugh]
-[overlapping chatter]
843
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,991
-Do you know what it is?
-[John] No.
844
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:23,622
It's definitely when you have
to put your feet to work.
845
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:27,000
Um, and I'm not talking running.
846
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,668
[laughs]
847
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,505
[Eddie] I'm waiting
for the explanation.
848
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,299
No one's paying attention to
anything I'm doing.
849
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,925
Thank God.
Thank God.
850
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:39,763
Never have I ever "dated"
851
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:40,847
two different people in
852
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,223
the same week
of the conference.
853
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,559
You mean, like,
dating or, like,
854
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,685
just hooking up with?
855
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:50,357
-I guess both.
-Like, you haven't done that?
856
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,154
-I have not.
-Thank you.
857
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,324
-I have not.
-I'm pretty sure
that's not true.
858
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,201
-[overlapping chatter]
-[bleep].
859
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,163
Thank you, Anthony.
860
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,208
'Cause I was like,
that is bull[bleep].
861
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,336
Getting to call Eddie out,
I feel empowered,
862
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,505
but I do believe that people
can change,
863
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,840
so I'll give him the benefit
of the doubt.
864
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:16,883
[sneezes]
865
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,635
-[all] Bless you.
-Thank you.
866
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,178
You're already blessed,
so let's be real.
867
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,346
Look around you.
868
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,390
I just have to say -- I just
have to say thank you,
869
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,350
everybody, for coming.
Let's do a cheers.
870
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:28,520
-[Steph] Let's do a cheers.
-Cheers.
871
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,563
-Love you.
-[all cheer]
872
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,649
-To Krista.
-To Krista.
873
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,359
-Thank you.
-[John] Yeah, Krista.
874
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,652
Happy birthday.
875
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,028
-[Sammy] Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
876
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,114
-I love you guys.
-[John] We love you too.
877
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,241
♪♪
878
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,954
This is so cute.
879
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,914
[Steph]
Samuel, I need your skills.
880
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,334
[Steph] Yes.
881
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,047
We started Krista's cake
yesterday, but we still need to
882
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,258
make the whipped cream layer.
883
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,009
-Yeah, hold the bowl.
-[hand mixer whirs]
884
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,596
[Sammy speaks]
885
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,104
Have you ever had
a birthday of, like,
886
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,272
just little people before?
887
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,692
No, actually, I've never had
a birthday party with any
888
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,861
little people at it before.
889
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,738
Would you say it's, like,
a little cool or, like,
890
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,698
big cool?
-Big cool, obviously.
891
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,032
There we go, there we go.
892
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,494
[Steph speaks]
893
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,303
-[indistinct] turn it off.
-[Steph] No.
894
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,054
No, I'm not gonna chop off
your finger.
895
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,140
-No -- I'm trying it.
-[Steph] No.
896
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:50,059
Having Sammy help me when
we've both been drinking
897
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,061
probably isn't the best idea.
898
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,147
[hand mixer continues whirring]
899
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,288
Holy [bleep].
900
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,124
Oh, my God.
901
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,835
They're kissing and it's
Krista's birthday,
902
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,338
and Krista likes Sammy.
It's crazy.
903
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,631
This is crazy.
904
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:24,552
Like, their tongues are down
each other's throat.
905
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:27,430
I can see Steph thinking that
this is going to be
906
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:30,266
an opportunity that Sammy will
get with her.
907
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,476
And I don't see that.
908
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,520
I just see Sammy
being a player.
909
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,773
He's messing with
Steph's heart, and it's not OK.
910
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,381
Sammy's a good kisser.
911
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,302
What do you want from me?
I'm just a girl.
912
00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:07,512
I'm just a girl.
913
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,557
[Sammy speaks]
914
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,724
-What?
-That.
915
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,064
Is this what I'm supposed to
be doing?
916
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,148
[Steph] Sure.
917
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:33,746
Hey, you got something here.
I'll help you with that.
918
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,295
You're welcome.
919
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,214
-Thank you so much.
-Thanks, bestie.
920
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,841
-What'd you say?
-I said, "Thanks, bestie."
921
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,052
Really, thanks.
922
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,724
-Thanks to you, actually.
-I kissed John yesterday, so.
923
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,309
-OK.
-That's what besties do.
924
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,769
OK.
OK, bestie.
925
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,272
Now I'm [bleep] pissed.
I just don't get it.
926
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,357
I, like, can't deal
with him anymore.
927
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:05,945
I feel like I'm in
a horror movie.
928
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,078
-Oh, are we not besties?
-[Steph] We -- [scoffs].
929
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,253
[softly] OK.
930
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,344
-Get out of the way.
-Oh! Oh, my God.
931
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,512
-The massacre.
-[overlapping cheering]
932
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,974
-[John] Yo, you guys.
-[all scream]
933
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,602
[women] Oh, my God.
934
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,274
Sammy does not care that
935
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,401
Anthony was there to witness
any of this.
936
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,449
No -- you don't even have to
finish the sentence, no.
937
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,577
Sammy doesn't understand what
the word "boundaries" means.
938
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,079
I saw you and Stephanie go.
939
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,375
Yeah.
Yeah.
940
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,795
Sammy has a lot of potential
of being a good person.
941
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:07,840
I just don't understand why
he's being a player.
942
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:13,346
You're such a great person,
and you bring such great energy
943
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,389
everywhere you are.
944
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,517
Whoever ends up with you is
such a lucky man.
945
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,311
He's funny.
He's kind.
946
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,521
He's smart.
947
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,189
And now I'm thinking I have
a little crush on him.
948
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,068
I honestly have a connection,
and I haven't even told Sammy,
949
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,361
Steph, or Krista.
950
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,407
Wait, so you're saying
nobody knows?
951
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,533
They don't know about it.
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