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You know, college life.

Let go and have fun.

Single and ready to mingle.

Didn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?

Take me to bed right now.

Flannel up and we'll burn you.

Such a complete... Am I not enough for
you?

What are you watching? Anything juicy?

You Americans, so tight about sex.

I gotta switch majors.

Where are you, baby?

I'm feeling... I missed you so much.

Where were you?

Well...

Went to a monastery to purify my soul
free

And

now you're ready to give yourself to me

Absolutely.

I love you.

I think I love you, too.

I love you, too.

It's Royce.

You love Royce.

And when these are dry, you want to take
the relationship test?

Oui, afternoon, ma.

Oui, more do than without.

I feel like I'm drowning in estrogen.

So we should talk about the football,
oui?

Anything other than manicures,
pedicures, pap smears. Okay.

Kedden, did you see the game last night?

I sure did.

Those tight pants.

Man, you can really see their buns.

You know anything about football,
barbecue, beer?

Okay. Good.

Can I help you?

My name is Guillermo.

I here to see Karen.

And you are her husband?

Oh, shit, I gotta hear this one.

We got married so he can stay in the
country. End of story.

Yeah, I remember hearing about this from
my mother.

Ah, yes.

Your mother.

She was, how you say, all woman.

But that won't get me down.

I've got my sister here to hold me up.

And we'll get around.

This is the message that I'm in control.

As I pass you by.

And you will fall just like a domino.

I'm leaving you behind.

We'll never settle down.

And we don't play around.

And if you're up to the challenge, then
we'll knock you down.

This isn't funny games. We're here to
bring the pain.

And run with you and you're gonna know
our name.

Wait a minute.

Did you...

With Larry's mother?

Who did it?

That's what I call family bonding.

So Guillermo, what are you doing here?

Is there any more trouble with the INF?

No, no. No trouble.

This time I want to leave.

Where are you going?

I study in class.

Learn about the world.

I want to see for myself.

That's awesome. So you're going to be
like a world traveler.

I need you to sign papers.

I get the passport and I leave.

Okay. We'll go to the campus post office
in the morning. But until then, you

should hang out here and have a drink.
Maybe Emmanuel will tell you all about

France.

I learned much about Paris.

It's the city of love, no?

What must I see there?

There is so much to see.

The Tour Eiffel.

The Arc de Triomphe.

The Brandenburg Gate.

The Brandenburg Gate. It's in Paris?

Oui. Absolute Mount.

So beautiful.

My little French backside.

She's amazing, isn't she?

Si.

I'm not in love with you anymore.

Thanks for the update.

I just wanted to make that clear.

I'm not sitting around fantasizing about
you all day or anything.

Okay, that's good to know.

I love Royce.

I know about the ring, about the money
you gave him.

Great.

Note to self, never tell Karen anything.

I appreciate you helping him, James.

But that doesn't mean I'm not worried
about him. It's been weeks he hasn't

called. Nobody's heard from him. Look,
I'm sure wherever he is, he's doing just

fine.

I know you guys didn't exactly get
along.

What? Are you kidding? No!

We were BFFs. We would talk for hours on
the phone.

James, I'm asking for your help here.

Haven't I done enough? I sold the one
thing in this world that meant anything

me. So he could pay off his campaign
debts.

Help me find him.

I love your big French breasts.

And I love

your flat French stomach.

But nothing beats... South of France.

Speak French to me.

Oh, Karen, I cannot concentrate.

Come on, you know it turns me on.

Oh, je veux faire.

Emmanuelle, je suis.

We'll keep going.

You do know how to speak French, don't
you? Oui.

Do you want to press charges?

Did he touch you in your potty place?

What? No, no, he hasn't done anything
recently.

Thank you. Look, we're here to file a
missing persons report.

Like the last one you filed for?

You wanted us to find the Miami Heat's
defense.

You clearly haven't found them yet.

Or this one, my personal favorite.

You wanted us to find out what happened
to MC Hammer's career.

Come on, that one's legitimate.

What the hell happened to that cat
anyway?

Get out of here before you end up on the
missing persons list.

Look, no, please, it's serious. It's my
boyfriend, Roy. He disappeared.

Boy, Boddington?

The student president?

Ex? Student body president?

You're looking at the man with his
finger on the button now, sweet cheeks.

I haven't seen him since the morning of
the election.

You know what? I would take it pretty
hard, too, if I lost him. This shit for

brains.

That's president shit for brains to you,
little Miss Renekop.

Look, if there's anything you can do to
help find him, I'm really worried.

I'll see what I can do.

You look great, by the way.

You do also.

As good as your stepmother.

Maybe better.

So, where's your first stop on your
world tour?

I do not know.

I throw a dart at math, where it lands,
this is where I belong.

That's so romantic.

I wish...

You and Emmanuel, you are in love?

No, no, not at all. I'm not really
looking to jump back into another

relationship after what happened with me
and Freddie.

So Emmanuel is a fling?

More than a fling, less than a
relationship.

Does that make sense?

There is something about her.

I know. She's great, right?

No, I mean, you sure she is from France?

Absolutely. I mean, I'm pretty sure.

Why? I do not know much.

Except the tour guides I read.

And this Brandenburg Gate is in Berlin,
no?

Yeah, I thought that was odd, too.

And the French she knows. This was in
the tour guide as well.

So, you think that she's... You signed
the passport papers, yes? Oh, yeah.

Hi, Jane.

Hey. Are you here for business or
pleasure?

Business, unfortunately. I'm actually
looking for Roy Boddington.

Yeah, I've seen him. He's been in the
champagne room for days.

Thanks.

Nice costume, baby.

Now take it off.

Slowly.

You're drunk.

Yes, and in the morning I'll be sober,
but you will always be a cheap whore.

What did you say?

I said I want to see Milk Dots, and I
want to see them now.

What am I doing?

I can't be snooping.

But if he's right, I can't be with
another liar.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was, um... What are you doing?

Looking for underwear I could sell
online.

I'm kidding.

I was going to ask Emmanuelle a question
about France that came up on a test.

Well, I don't think she would know the
answer.

You're saying she's maybe not so bright?

No, I'm saying she's maybe not so
French.

Oh, really?

Hey, you want to help me go through her
stuff so we can see if we can find

anything? What's in it for me?

Well, if I find out she's lying and I
break up with her...

Gotcha.

It's an empty envelope, Cooper.

Look at the address.

It's a P .O. Box. Only shady people use
P .O. Boxes. What's she got to hide?

Everybody uses P .O. Boxes, stupid.

Can't find anything on her.

I guess she is who she is.

End of story.

You think we've put enough posters up?

I think Froyce's face is on more corners
than a $2 hooker.

That doesn't even make sense.

Yeah, but it sounded good, right?

I'm sure there's something more we could
be doing. There must be. I'm sure if he

wants to be found, he'll be found.

What do you mean, if he wants to be
found?

Nothing. I'm just saying, you know,
maybe there's no foul play here.

Maybe he just needed to get away.

From what?

From me? No.

Never.

Why would anyone want to get away from
you?

Hello?

Yes.

Really?

We'll be right down.

They found him. He's at campus security.

Great.

Hey, Bob.

Hi there, Emily.

What's up?

I knew it.

Emmanuel.

Should I say Emily?

Oh, Cooper.

Bonjour. Drop the act.

The only thing French on you is your
manicure.

I do not know, but... I can explain.

Damn, I gotta say I had no idea campus
security was so hot.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Who says I want to go anywhere?

The view's great from right here.

You know you still owe me a dance,
right?

Excuse me?

Yes, you zapped me right in the middle
of my dance.

Well, that was for your own protection.

I have a little problem.

See, I just can't stay away from sexy
women.

I'm serious.

Like you.

The minute I saw you, I thought, uh -oh,
I'm in trouble.

Do you want me to stop you again?

What if I told you I was holding a
concealed weapon?

Are you?

What do you think?

Well, it certainly does seem like you
are hiding something down there.

Oh, yes.

Yes, I am.

And as the officer on duty, I'm going to
have to ask you to take it out slowly

and place it in my hand.

I thought you'd never ask.

So here's my real family.

And as I'm sure you've already figured
out, we're not exactly French.

I've never even been out of the state.

You grew up in a trailer park.

We call them mobile communities.

So you're poor.

You have to keep the goal here on
financial aid.

I tried.

My grades weren't good enough to get a
full ride.

So you pose as a French exchange
student?

We have a family friend who works in the
foreign exchange department.

She told me about this girl, Manuel, who
had to drop out at the last minute.

So here I am.

I know it sounds horrible, but no one in
my family has gone to college.

And all my girlfriends growing up, if
they're not pregnant, I work at the pick

and save.

I want more than that.

I can't believe you fooled us.

And what about Karen?

Is that an act too?

The only thing I ever lied about was
being French.

My feelings for Karen are real.

And the same goes for you guys.

I've never had friends like you before.

Are you going to tell Karen?

No.

I'll leave that up to you.

I will.

I promise.

When the time is right.

He's been naughty, naughty boy.

Naughty, naughty.

Roy! Baby!

Don't! Don't come near me!

And to think, I was actually worried
that you might be hurt. I am.

Ophelia on the inside, I missed you so
bad.

Just answer me one thing.

Why? Why did you leave like that?

Here he is.

Should have known you'd be behind this.

But you couldn't wait to tell her about
me trying to steal that goddamn ring,

could you?

Nope.

But you just did.

Ophelia, the campaign wiped me out,
baby. I was in big trouble. You know

I knew you'd understand.

God,

that felt good.

And don't come back this time.

Is that to plan your trip?

To dream.

You find out about Emmanuel yet?

I just gotta learn to trust people, you
know? Like, ever since that happened

with me and Freddy, I don't...

Think I can trust people, but... It's
time, though.

Time to move on.

Look at me, taking lesbian relationship
advice from my pretend husband.

It's a strange world, though.

Thought you could use one of these.

Thanks.

Maybe six or seven more.

This belongs to you.

No, it's yours.

It was meant for you.

James, I... Look, it's not a proposal.

Unless you want it to be.

Nice.

It's not the wedding man finger, but
it's close.

So does this mean... It means we're not
getting married.

But we're close.

Just don't turn out to be an asshole.

An even bigger asshole.

I'll try.

So I've been wondering why you went away

And I've been trying not to count the

days Now before the memories decay

Let me say Sometimes

I wonder why

I'm having trouble dealing with the
love.

So now I'll write this epilogue and
dissolve.

Because death doesn't feel like home.

Without you near, I sing the saddest
words you'll

ever hear.

It doesn't feel the same without you.
It's just a sad refrain without

you. I've been so ashamed about my fear.

I sing the saddest words you'll ever
hear.

Every night that I can't sleep I pray
that you'll

return the soul you keep With no
affection

only losing sleep I can't sleep

It's just a sad replay of me touching up
and so ashamed about my feet.

Window shopping? God, the Golden
Sprocket Awards. I would do anything to

that.

Hang on. Why do I have to be naked? You
make me feel like... Shit!

Shit.

I'd like to thank the Academy.

She's never ever, ever better than me.