All language subtitles for Co_Ed_Confidential_S02E06_720p_HDTV_TVV_30NAMA

You know, college life.

Let go and have fun.

Single and ready to mingle.

Didn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?

Take me to bed right now.

My love can really burn you.

Touch it, please.

Am I not enough for you?

What are you watching? Anything juicy?

You Americans, it's all sides about sex.

La la.

I gotta switch majors.

This is over.

But hey, did you know you're a cat?

Just think I'm...

Making love with you.

Not like doing it with a boy.

Less physical.

What does that mean?

You know, it's more gentle.

Two women having sex is less crazy.

There's no pushing.

You don't feel like you have to prove
yourself.

Sometimes when you're having sex with a
man, it feels like you're wrestling in

the WWE.

And more clothes and less dignity.

So, you think that having sex with a
woman is less

physical, no? Less intense?

This is because you've never tried this
move.

Really?

Well, I guess... If you see him, tell
him I'm looking for him, okay?

I'm getting worried.

Okay, bye.

Where are you?

James.

Where's the ring, James? I know you know
where I kept it.

Oh, the ring?

Are you sure you want to try sci -fi?

No, but... Yes.

That makes sense.

And we need a good part for Sophie.

What happened to you?

It was a girl -on -girl mishap.

Now that's a title for a movie.

Come on, you can tell me what happened.

Your buddy.

I couldn't even begin to explain it,
even if I wanted to. And I don't.

Well, how about drawing me a diagram?

Fine. I'll do a reenactment, and you
tell me if I'm close.

No,

but it does give me some ideas.

Oh, don't even think about it.

Come on, it was a, how you say it, one
in a trillion chance, and if you didn't

grab back to... I don't want to talk
about it.

What are you doing?

Working on a film for class. PR is
helping me.

He wants to do a sci -fi film.

Oh, I love sci -fi. Star Wars, X -Men,
The Matrix, Basic Instinct.

Basic Instinct is not sci -fi.

Sharon Stone left over Michael Douglas'
Wrigley Old Balls. On what planet does

that happen?

Here we go.

Bogan.

Bounce in the force of others.

Kyber Crystal.

All kind of George Lucas, isn't it?

You need help. I know.

I'm helping him.

You can help out with, you know,
production aspect.

Turn on lights, loading cameras, shit
like that. But I'm talking creative

Artur kind of help.

I got your back, bro.

What about your own classes?

Classes?

Besides, this would be so easy.

Sci -fi is like totally in my blood,
okay?

Dude, I'm like your Neo.

I'm the one.

Just give me an hour, let me give this
thing a little once over, so I can put

the magic in it.

Magic?

What's the part, sweetheart? Why you got
me driving all the way out here?

Somebody sold you a ring last week. I'd
like to buy it back.

I buy a lot of rings, sweetheart.

My ex sold it to you, a young guy, about
this tall.

I deal with a lot of guys that tall.

Brown hair, some tattoos.

Most have tattoos. Right, right.

Well, this guy may be the biggest
scumbag in the world.

I mean, this is the guy who sold the
engagement ring he bought me just so he

could win some stupid elections.

The guy I'm talking about is the spawn
of Satan, cast out of hell for smelling

like stale pizza and leaving his
underwear on the floor.

A guy who lives to get drunk and take
advantage of freshman girls too young

too stupid to know any better. You're
talking about James.

Here you go.

Ta -da!

The magic is there.

Oh. Oh? Is that all you got to say?

There seems to be a lot of... Magic.
Right. Sex, nudity, girls with huge

breasts. On the moon, okay?

Look, I've been reading sci -fi comics
since I was 12.

Sensuality is a big part of the
metaphor.

What metaphor?

Come on.

Read between the lines.

You know that hot chick on Star Trek
Voyager?

Seven of nine.

That's one off of six of nine.

Sixty -nine.

Okay. Princess Leia.

What's that sound like to you?

Lay her.

That's not what it means. Just trust me,
okay?

It's still your story. I just spiced it
up with a little set.

Metaphor.

I already told you.

And magic. Don't forget about the magic.

Well, where are we going to get the
people to play the star maidens? I'm all

over it.

I'm just not sure I want to go in this
direction.

There's a great part for Sophie in
there.

Plus, she gets naked at the end for the
space maidens mating ritual.

On the moon.

So it's sci -fi.

Naked Sophie.

On the moon.

Listen to me. I've got nothing to say to
you.

Except for that, obviously.

Well, obviously.

Just so you know, I got it back.

I hope winning that stupid election made
it all worthwhile.

Look, I didn't use the ring. You're a
scumbag. Goodbye.

It's perfect.

It's an epic to rival Battlefield Earth.
There's an intrinsic power to the world

of science fiction.

It's a futuristic mirror to examine our
deepest, darkest fears about the future.

And there's nudity as a metaphor.

For?

For nudity.

You know, we just met, but I find it
really difficult to believe that you're

English major.

I find it difficult to believe you're a
stripper.

You want to be in the film?

We need star maidens. Is that a
metaphor?

Oh, of course.

Naked metaphor.

We wouldn't have it any other way.

What do I do?

When everybody tells me what I should
think and what I should say, got a mind

of my own and I know how to use it. What
do all these people even know

anyway?

Things will look up cause I can't be let
down with my feet on the ground. Yeah,

I figured it out.

Don't need to pick me up.

Cause I can't be let down with my feet
on the ground and my head in the clouds.

Just be myself.

If you don't like me, talk to somebody
else.

It's okay with me.

I'm in control.

Of how I'm livin' The sky's the only
limit On what I can be Things will

look up Cause I can't be let down With
my feet on the ground Yeah, I figured it

out Don't need to pick me up Cause I
can't be let down With my feet on the

ground And my head in the sand Things
will look up Cause I can't be let down

with my feet on the ground. I figured it
out.

Don't need to pick me up cause I can't
be let down with my feet on the ground

and my head in the clouds. My feet on
the ground. My head in the clouds.

What do I do when everybody tells me
what I should think and what I

should say?

Got a mind of my own and I know how to
use it. What do all these people

even know anyway?

Things are messed up because I can't be
let down.

With my feet on the ground, yeah, I
figured it out.

Don't need to put me up.

Cause I can't be let down with my feet
on the ground and my head in the pool.

Just be myself.

If you don't like it, talk to somebody
else.

It's okay with me.

I'm in control of how Oliver, the sky's
the only limit on

what I can be.

Things will look up, cause I can't be
let down. With my feet on the ground,

gotta figure it out.

Don't need to pick me up, cause I can't
be let down.

With my feet on the ground, and my head
in the clouds.

Things will look up, cause I can't be
let down. With my feet on the ground.

With my feet up!

You don't even want to know about the
sordid details?

Sounds kind of personal.

Okay, Mr. Weird Alien Pod Person, what
have you done with James?

What's that supposed to mean?

It means that all the kids at school are
obsessed with finding out what happened

to me. They're even, like, taking bets.

And you don't even want to know?

Too depressed.

Okay, what is it?

It's the ring.

The ring I sold to get rid of Rolls
Royce, the jerk.

Well, now he's gone.

He is?

Like, forever?

That's a good thing, no?

Ophelia thinks I sold it to get campaign
funds.

She thinks I pulled a George Bush, sold
my soul for power.

Oh.

She called me a scumbag.

Well, she always calls you that.

Yeah, but this time she meant it.

Well, then why don't you just tell her
the truth, James?

I can't break the code.

I can't rat on Royce for all the lying
and the cheating and the gambling

that would be cock -blocking. It's like
guy treason.

Anyway, I had to have Royce leave and
then have Ophelia come back to me for

Not because the other guy's a lying
douchebag.

Well, and guys think girls are weird?

We've got the new script.

You'll see there have been quite a few
minor changes.

Turns out the magic was mainly sex and
naked girls.

Metaphorically speaking, but on the
moon, so it's still, you know, it's

vision.

You don't like it?

Oh, just adding my magic.

You're being manipulated.

Can't you see that?

Cooper's got you all turned around.

I mean, you're nervous about making this
film, and Cooper's using that to turn

this into a... You know what?

Moon porn.

Is that a real film genre?

Air director.

Cast a star maiden. Her name's Kara.

Where'd you find her?

Would you believe acting class?

No.

An amateur dramatic society.

No. Happy hour.

You found her at a bar?

Not just a bar, a gentleman's club.
She's a stripper?

Cooper, we can't have strippers in my
film.

Not a stripper, exotic dancer.

It's a huge difference.

This isn't how I saw it in my vision.

Okay, wait. You haven't seen her in her
costume yet.

Kara?

That's her wardrobe?

Of course not.

What do you think this is, a porno? This
is sci -fi.

Here, stick these all over.

I am a student of the cinema, all right?
Like, I know all the classics. I study

themes and genres.

I'm the only one here who knows anything
about film, and you want me to stick

all these little stars all over the
naked body of your little stripper

Yeah, just not on the nipples, though,
okay?

Make it quick, too, because we're losing
light.

So, chop -chop.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

So, what was your name again?

Cranston.

Cranston Williams III.

How about I just call you Peter?

Whatever you want.

I always liked the name Peter.

You have a pole, right?

Olympic size.

Wow. Seems not everything is Olympic
-sized.

I have it from Braylon Mercedes.

Oh.

It's great to be alive.

I'm wanting change.

Got the life and everything is out.

Wow. You're already in costume.

So, you really dance?

Yeah, but just part -time. It pays a lot
better than the mall.

I told you.

It's not sci -fi if you can't see the
nipple.

So I'm basically naked through the whole
film?

No, of course not.

There's this, too.

Oh, okay.

Okay, let's get started.

Uh, aren't I supposed to say that?

No, you say action.

When? I'll tell you when.

The queen only gets one slave.

Slave? Try star maiden.

I never keep my clothes on in any of
your films.

Because we're best friends.

Okay, let me just... Uh -uh.

I want Larry to do it.

It's okay.

All right, we'll do the Star Maiden
mating ritual first.

The what?

Pivotal scene.

First time in history that two Star
Maidens ever mated.

Could rip a hole in space and time.

Are you sure that this is your vision?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, my vision, I think I see holes.

All right. Shoot this baby.

Action.

And cut.

Sorry, just to give you enough options
in the editing room.

At least Michael Bay cut, cut, cut
enough.

Boo!

I heard about your ambidextrous,
ambisextrous smasher. Oh, who has it?

I heard it involved an ironing board and
a chia pet.

No ironing board and no chia pet, and
that's just disgusting.

I don't know.

So I saw James this morning.

Nice. Did he try and sell you anything?

No. Actually, he was really depressed.

How depressed?

Like, I offered to tell him about my
little mishap, and he just said no.

Yeah. He said, well, it sounds too
personal and I don't want to be in your

business. My God.

Exactly.

And he told me about what you think he
did with the money he got for selling

your ring.

What I think he did?

Are you saying I'm wrong?

Come here. I'll tell you exactly what
happened.

It's okay. It's just your first film.
Next time we won't let Cooper come

ten miles of it, okay?

He liked it.

What? The professor called it a clever
pastiche of 60s psychedelia.

Something about Barbara Ella?

Wait a second. The professor compared it
to Roger Vadim's Barbarella?

Yeah, he said it's the best film he's
seen in years.

Oh, and he said you were amazing.

Me? Really?

Ooh, Sophie.

Hey. Hey, the film's a hit.

Really? Mm -hmm. The professor said he's
going to try and get in at some

festivals. Well, well, well, let's go
have some drinks, Mr. DeMille.

Who?

Did he touch me in your potty

place? What?

I love you too.

I'm not in love with you anymore.

Thanks for the update.

We got married so you can stay in the
country.

Shit, I gotta hear this one. Oh, just
really, please.

You do know how to speak French, don't
you? Oh, please.

Ever better than me.