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You know, college life.

Let go and have fun.

Single and ready to mingle.

Yeah!

Couldn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?

Take me to bed right now.

Just playing with love can really burn
you.

Touch it to bleed.

Am I not enough for you?

What are you watching? Anything juicy?

You Americans, so excited about sex.

Ooh la la.

I gotta switch majors.

His name was Pierre.

He was an artiste.

And an incredible lover.

We would make love anywhere.

At any time.

You can still smoke in restaurants in
Paris?

What happened to Pierre?

I do not know. We shared these nights.

And then the flame of love, it died.

Tell me about it.

Yeah. The flame of love can really burn
you.

At least you got to have sex.

I nearly drowned, and I didn't even get
laid.

At least I don't think I did.

That's harsh, bro. How in the hell could
you not know if you got laid or not?

there's like all this sloshing water, so
you know how that goes.

There is nothing sweeter than the pain
of love.

I crave it every day.

That's so true.

Speaking of which, Ruth is waiting for
me.

I don't know why you had to invite her
over. Hey, she's my friend still. Oh,

she left her purse?

I'll take care of it.

I'm sure you will.

with broken hearts and spells her name
as if the part she plays

was written in between the lines

and whispers from her private game

are all the chances I can make but words
won't stop her

burning

Jump.

You never told me you had a roommate.

Uh, yeah, baby.

Now, you know I said I'd never lie to
you, right?

Yeah, it's not the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said. Well, my sister's

with me right now.

Oh, I want to meet her.

No, no, it's, um, well, she's a little
overprotective.

And overly medicated, borderline
psychotic, you know? I mean, she finds

here, she could probably go a little
schizo.

So, maybe if you climbed out the
window... might save her from having one

violent episodes. I mean, she's only
just gotten released out of that secure

mental facility, so... Who are you
talking to?

You see that? She hears voices. All
right, let's, um... I

thought

I had someone else up here.

Am I not enough for you already?

Me no.

Been spending some time with Emmanuel, I
see.

Oui, oui.

Hey, I'm up for anything but golden
showers.

She's been telling us about the flame of
love.

Really? Got me thinking.

About what?

About, I don't know, us.

Really?

French girls.

They certainly have a way with words.

You have no idea.

Merci.

Yeah, I'll make you bake for mercy, all
right?

You were the one girl.

I told you.

It all begun.

The day that I first saw you.

You were the one girl.

I told you.

It all begun.

When I first seen you at your locker, I
just had to see.

Let's walk the class together, hold his
hand, just you and me. You know my boys,

they be right there.

You know the girls, they be right there.

Right there. In front of that locker.

It's like this.

The clock is ticking as I'm waiting to
get out of school. To find a golden

strength to rock my feet and make my
move. I'm coming over to you right now.

Right there. Yeah, this is me and my
crew, girl. Why don't you come to the

with me? So we can run like a band.

Swing on and sing together.

Enjoy the sun and weather.

Me and my boys can play some ball games
and the girls can sing.

This thing is going to be so fun. It's
going to be right there.

It's like this.

You are the one, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Jesus, awake before sunset.

What's the matter with you?

Couldn't sleep.

Me neither. Probably not for the same
reasons, though.

Sorry. Low blow.

Please spare me the details.

Are you okay? We really haven't had a
chance to talk since I... There's no

The ring, the proposal. I thought about
it the whole time I was in Borneo.

Oh, really? Even when you were with
Royce?

I loved you, James.

Loved?

Loved.

But my life can't be one huge frat
party.

I got tired of the drinking, the cold
pizza, the naked girls, toga parties,

whole lifestyle.

It was fun for a while, but then it
wasn't.

Well, what if I changed?

You can't change, James.

You could try, but it wouldn't be real.

Inside you'd still be... James.

I need someone I can depend on.

Oh.

Then you can depend on Royce, huh? Yeah.

You trust him?

Yeah.

No naked girls hanging around his place,
huh?

What is it?

Nothing. Forget it. All right?

If you're happy with Royce, then great.

I'm happy for you.

I am. He's everything I need.

I'm thinking about moving in with him.

I should really give you your ring back.
No, really, you should keep it.

You might find someone.

I already found someone.

I'm sorry, I'll come back later.

I am naked when I paint. It helps with
how you say the inspiration.

Oh.

So what's that one called?

Treading water in a sea of retarded
sexuality.

Oh.

There is something I can help you with,
yes?

Yeah, I wanted to ask you for a favor.

Anything for you, Ma Ami.

You remember how you told me to relax
and let go and have fun?

Well, I kind of relaxed, let go, and had
a little too much fun with Cooper.

Love is never a bad thing, Karen.

For me, it is. I don't ever want to fall
in love again.

What just happened to make you feel this
way? This is so sad.

I was in love, and I had a boyfriend
named Freddy.

And Freddy...

I can't even find the right words in
English to explain it, let alone French.

I understand.

In any language.

You are afraid to commit, no?

What is this favor?

I was wondering if maybe you can go on a
date with Cooper.

Maybe if he relaxed and let go and had a
little fun, he might be able to forgive

and forget what happened between us.

But if he finds someone else, then...

You will be alone.

Oui? I think it's what's best for now.

I'll do this for you, Karen.

Thank you.

And what's it look like?

You know, taking pictures, emailing the
family.

You know, college life.

Updates for mom.

Stuff like that.

So, uh, looks like you had quite a
workout.

Oh, yeah.

Just, uh, practicing some yoga, you
know. Oh, really?

You need a ride?

Another ride?

Um... Track and dolly, boom and mixer,

iris and shutter.

Right here's a little Spielberg over
there.

I gotta learn all this, but Sophie's
been a star in my movie.

Are you planning another opus?

Well, it's the only way she'll talk to
me.

You sure she's worth it?

Chicks, man, they get what they want
from you, then wham, bam, thank you, and

don't let the door hit your ass on the
way out.

Yeah, she's worth it.

Whatever. Your funeral, bro.

Hey,

that's on my side.

Grow up already.

Touch that and my mother will sue you to
kingdom come.

What are you going to do about it, huh?

yourself, oui?

I... What?

You are blue.

You are down, oui?

Blue. Feeling blue.

No, I'm good.

Young, free, and single. Just found
nature intended.

Then you do not want to date me?

Oh, never said that.

I'd love to take you out.

Maybe to a French restaurant?

What do you say?

This sounds good.

And then maybe after we...

Blew each other?

Done and done.

You're becoming quite a regular here.

This place is awesome.

What's not to like?

Stay here.

Karen wouldn't mind.

The place is so big she wouldn't even
notice.

Oh, um, I don't think so.

Thanks for the offer, though.

Unlike you to be so generous.

Things change.

People change.

Hairstyles change.

Maybe on the surface, but deep down, can
a leopard really change its spots?

A little bit of acne medication can
clear them leopard spots right up.

See, everything's a joke to you. You've
never taken anything seriously in your

whole life. Sure I do.

Name one thing.

Beer pong?

You.

I was serious about you.

Things change. People change.

Hairstyles change.

Ophelia, I don't want to see you get
hurt.

Like the time you left me stranded at
the airport while you had sex with the

Bronski twins?

They were on the gymnastics team.

And didn't I have them on my one -fuck
-no -questions -ask list?

All right. Well, the time you stood me
up at that restaurant while you were

bailing your frat buddies out of jail
because they launched that panty raid on

the local convent?

That was school spirit, babe.

I was giving back.

And the time that you... Okay, okay,
look.

I get it.

Okay?

I'm an asshole.

But this Royce character, he's gonna
hurt you.

Oh, really?

And how's that?

Sorry, baby, leave it.

No, no, no, no, no. He's got something
to say. Let him say it.

Well, let's have it.

What bullshit story are you spinning to
split me and my girl up?

Maybe you're right.

People can change on the surface.

But deep down, that leopard's never
gonna change his spots.

I don't know why you let him get to you
like that.

Like what?

You know, it's just... He really knows
how to push your buttons.

Trust me. He's not getting anywhere near
my buttons.

I've got Chanel, Dior, Yves Saint
Laurent.

This is not about the label. It is about
how it makes you feel, no?

Yeah.

And a little bit about the label.

Wow, you're really comfortable with your
body, aren't you?

This is the only one I have.

Wow, your figure is amazing.

Everything looks so good on you.

Is it too much?

I do not know this American -style
dating.

Oh, there's nothing to it. He's just
taking you to a restaurant, right?

I told you what happened the last time I
went to the dinner with some

boyfriends, yes?

Yeah. I think that's more the French
style of dating.

Out here we just kind of take it easy
and, you know, get to know each other.

And see how it goes.

And if you like each other and there's
chemistry... And what if there is this

chemistry?

Well...

Then you let the guy know that it's okay
for him to kiss you.

Oh.

American style?

You say, get your ass over here and kiss
me.

Get your ass over here and kiss me.

That's right.

And then you just close your eyes and
tilt your head back, lick our lips,

and French kiss like there's no
tomorrow.

I better get out of here. You have a
good time tonight, okay?

So, you didn't tell me about this
American style dating, did you?

Really?

How's it different from French style?

Well, in France, we do what we feel.

I'm more than happy to do what I'm
feeling right now.

We are very true to ourselves.

Give me truth.

Truth me.

Well, when you give yourselves to
someone, you give them everything.

I want it all.

I want it all, baby.

I have to go with my heart.

Go with it.

Just go with it.

Thank you for being so understanding.

I mean, you are.

Not high -pitched at all.

you on your date with Cooper?

American style.

He is a good man, but I think that I
need a good woman.

We can't do this, can we? I am not
Freddy.

Whatever he did, it's in the past.

We live for now.

Relax.

Let go.

Have the fun.

Let's just see where this takes us.

It's time for a scavenger hunt.

Let's go and look to go. Well, whatever
wonder, bitch. My house is my team.

Well, that was you.

Room service.

Well, that's me.

Me? But I had seen you.

Now you're talking.

She's never ever, never ever better than
me.

And she's never ever, never better than
me