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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,490 --> 00:00:03,530 All we want to know is where we'll be stuck. Looks like we're all going to be 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:04,970 roommates. Really? 3 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:09,450 We're free to do what we want, when we want, and who we want. 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,230 You're an incredible ass. 5 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:12,990 I can love someone. 6 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,150 Is this guy for real? 7 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:18,490 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:20,970 Don't do it to your daddy. Brian, tell her. Why? 9 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:23,810 I just want a good education. 10 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:25,930 Why are you talking about her? 11 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:40,900 So, you broke up just because Karen had sex with her husband, who you knew 12 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:45,260 nothing about, while you tried to cover for her and ended up with an INS agent's 13 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,260 hand up your ass? 14 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,540 Pretty much sums it up, yeah. 15 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,240 Damn, that's rough. 16 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,200 Tell me about it. No lube? 17 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:53,780 Nothing? 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,260 I meant breaking up with the girl of your dreams. 19 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,760 But damn, no lube? 20 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,640 What's that, tired? 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:08,960 Huh? You tired? 22 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,160 Sit down, man. Take a seat. 23 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,500 You need a little profession, man. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,780 What could be a doctor? Nuh -uh, man. A lawyer. 25 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,320 Huh? Go teach, man. 26 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:21,970 Don't be a sumo wrestler. 27 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,670 And yo, he's been playing games. 28 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:24,970 But I'm dead serious. 29 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:27,630 Serious enough to leave you laying dead. Period. 30 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:31,690 What, you ain't hearing it? I can make it clear with an old Smith. And four 31 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:32,770 fifths that I'm wearing. 32 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:33,889 It's black. 33 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:36,190 I don't ask for jack. I grab and snatch. 34 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:37,750 And when you mad, I laugh. 35 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:39,450 That's the way I was raised. 36 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:40,750 Straight razors and blades. 37 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:45,170 When you gazed by the weight of the game, you waved. And the car that you 38 00:01:45,410 --> 00:01:46,550 I ball with you guys. 39 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:48,530 You ball like you hard, but you lie. 40 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:00,590 Excuse me. 41 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,070 Can you help me find my puppy? 42 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:20,070 Last time I saw him, he was in my pants. 43 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,050 Can I buy you dinner, or do you just want the money? 44 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:28,370 Have sex with me! 45 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:39,750 What's up, sexy lady? 46 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:43,590 I've got a shower. 47 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:44,950 I can get my bath. 48 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,830 I'll do your back and your front. 49 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,350 What does John Silverman have that I don't? 50 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:16,830 Hey, have you seen Jose? 51 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:18,800 I had plans for him tonight. 52 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,800 Nobody out there. 53 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,460 The minute someone comes, I'll be ready. 54 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,260 Ready for what? What's going to happen? 55 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,679 Streak week. 56 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,680 Oh, that's right. 57 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:30,800 It starts tonight. 58 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:35,040 I heard the boys talking about it. Same time every year. I'm waiting to see some 59 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,040 action. 60 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,320 Can I ask why? 61 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:38,920 It's for my thesis. 62 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,600 Social rituals of the silverback gorilla. 63 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,560 Oh, the boys are substituting for the gorillas, I assume. 64 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:51,130 Gorillas pick fleas off one another. They swing from trees, fling poof. They 65 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,710 probably don't quite be civilized. 66 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:57,970 It's just until my grant comes through. Then I'll be out in Borneo with the real 67 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:01,670 thing. I hate to break it to you, but I heard Dean Lowry's got everyone too 68 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:02,670 scared to risk it. 69 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:06,770 He said that if anyone streaks, it's automatic expulsion. 70 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:08,730 Little killjoy. 71 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:11,390 Yeah, you have to have real balls to go out there tonight. 72 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:14,510 Not necessarily. 73 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Oh, no. 74 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:22,900 Oh, you're looking in the wrong direction, Missy. I'm not doing it. Oh, 75 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,500 Someone needs to break the ice. The minute the first person streaks, 76 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,500 will be doing it. 77 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:29,800 No way. 78 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,960 I might be crazy, but I'm not insane. 79 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:36,240 What if campus security's out there, you know, waiting to pounce? 80 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,660 But if I don't get the data and you don't finish my thesis, I'll lose my 81 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,660 at the grant. 82 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:52,050 Not on my own. 83 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,090 Okay. 84 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,190 He's not rich. 85 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:10,530 He's not famous. He's not related to anyone who's anyone. So what the fuck is 86 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:11,530 the secret? 87 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,000 I gotta get back. Lisa has left for me tonight. Dude, what's more important 88 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,620 finding out if there were any more abs than I told her? 89 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,440 Love? 90 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,280 Commitment? Partnership? 91 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:35,800 This crush keeps your balls in her handbag, doesn't she? 92 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,260 No. I've got this bitch in me. 93 00:06:07,190 --> 00:06:10,210 Okay, they're done 94 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:31,040 Come on, yeah, come on, put your hands up, put your hands up 95 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:19,900 Is that it? 96 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:24,310 I'm just getting started. 97 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,470 I was born ready. 98 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:35,730 Okay, maybe not born ready, but I'm ready now. 99 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:37,289 I think. 100 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,660 I can't believe the only office that's open is the team's office. 101 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,340 I think he's gone. 102 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:54,460 it was a good time but don't be surprised 103 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:29,810 the people 104 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120 hours? 105 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,980 Six fucking hours. 106 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:32,860 How did you do it? 107 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:38,940 Okay. 108 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,560 So I'll see you when I see you. Can I call you? 109 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,710 Someone in the dean's office stays in the dean's office, right? Agreed. 110 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,770 Just between you and me. 111 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:11,970 Absolutely. 112 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,150 Lisa and I made out. 113 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,930 I'm sorry, what? 114 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,670 We streaked. 115 00:15:35,239 --> 00:15:39,080 Last night, Lisa and I, we ended up hiding out in the dean's office of all 116 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,640 places, and one thing led to another, and we made out. 117 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,900 Oh, my God. 118 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,140 Are you serious? 119 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:53,160 So, like, you and Lisa, like, and, oh, my God, that's fucking epic. 120 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:57,060 So that would totally explain the cat who ate the canary look on your face. 121 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,000 Well, I did get me some pussy, that's for sure. Oh, my God. 122 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,440 You're a pearly. 123 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,200 Oh, yeah, I'm up all right. 124 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,100 Oh, my God, I would love to see that tape. 125 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,040 What? What tape? 126 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,760 The dean's office. 127 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,100 He has a security camera. 128 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,260 You're kidding, right? Tell me you're kidding. 129 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,660 Oh, Ophelia, tell him he knew it was me who had sex with his chair. 130 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,160 Remember? 131 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,620 I'm so fucked. 132 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,880 And a hammer of Thor. What is the meaning of... 133 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,030 Is she ready for me? 134 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:45,930 Dude, 135 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:47,970 can we go home? 136 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:49,950 Lisa's gonna kill me if it is. 137 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,700 So where does he keep the tapes? 138 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:14,319 Geez, I don't know. Let me look at my map of Dean Lauer's secret hiding 139 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,200 Not funny, James. Help me look. 140 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,960 Okay, a little in there. 141 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,300 If I was a tape with two hot chicks on it, where would I be? 142 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,410 Not now, Nancy Reagan. 143 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,580 I ought to sign your expulsion papers right now. 144 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,080 Oh, come on. You'd kick an emotionally scarred student out of college just 145 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,160 because he saw the dean doing something to someone and that someone being unable 146 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,300 to walk for a week? 147 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,660 Enough of that. I thought we had a deal. 148 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:43,100 Now, who's this naughty little minx? 149 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960 You stay away from my daughter, you hear me? 150 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,380 My, my. 151 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,080 The love child of that special someone who stole your heart and your wallet. 152 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,880 Get out. 153 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,880 Me and your pops, we go way back. 154 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:04,320 He's told me all about you. He has an ulcer named after you. No. 155 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:09,040 That is so sweet, Dino. 156 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,340 Yes. 157 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,180 Hold on. 158 00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:19,880 All right, the both of you out of my office, I gotta take this. 159 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,160 Nancy, you wait right outside that door. 160 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,540 You know, do you know, I could babysit her for you. 161 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,380 Five dollars an hour sound reasonable? 162 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,660 Keep your filthy paws away from her. 163 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,900 Get out. 164 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:54,610 My bad. I thought this was my dorm room. Must lay off the booze. 165 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,090 Seems like you've made that same mistake before. 166 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,810 I don't know what to say. 167 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,750 Except the camera really does add ten pounds. 168 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:11,470 I think you look great. 169 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,010 Thanks. I think. 170 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:17,590 You're not going to tell the dean about this, right? 171 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,820 No. Now, why would I do that? 172 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,600 Thanks. I owe you one. Oh, I think I'll take that one now. 173 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,940 So, are you as bad as my dad says you are? 174 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,020 Well, I don't know. 175 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,780 How bad do you think I am? 176 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,960 Well, if I told you, I might be awfully disappointed. 177 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,720 Well, 178 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440 you wouldn't be the first. 179 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,360 Whoa, whoa. Nancy Reagan. 180 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,560 What are you doing? 181 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,200 I'm trying to get me a piece of that bad boy ass. 182 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,740 Oh, no. 183 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,620 Where do you get off following me? I wasn't following you. I was following 184 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,100 It happens. 185 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,520 Jealousy the bitch. 186 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,680 You little prick. 187 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,100 Actually, it's .22 meters metric. 188 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,400 I can't believe this. 189 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:10,160 First your fake Mexican husband, now this chess club bitch? 190 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,480 Chess club is an awesome place to score. 191 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,880 Hey, would you just listen to me? 192 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,180 I did not have sex with Guillermo. 193 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,800 I'm not going to have sex with John Silverman. 194 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,160 You didn't? 195 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:24,419 You're not? 196 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,239 You're not? 197 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,240 No. 198 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:30,440 It was my step -monster. She dropped by to check up on me, and her and 199 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,060 Guillermo, they have history. 200 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,760 So when she saw him, she jumped his bones. 201 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,280 I swear. 202 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,600 Hand over hat. 203 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,540 What about this dweeb? Why are you here at 7 in the morning? 204 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,080 John is helping you with your little problem. 205 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,580 She doesn't know what she's talking about. My problem is as big as a baby's 206 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,660 I bought you a vial of John's Love Shoes. 207 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,440 Potassium bioxidate hydroxide. 208 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:03,480 One hit of this and your corpora cavernosa will be as irresistible as a 209 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,480 doidea. 210 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,540 You'll fuck like rabbits. 211 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:12,020 So that's your secret. That's why you have so many girls. 212 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:17,600 Actually... I get a lot of pussy because I have an abnormally large wang. 213 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:22,360 He's right. They don't call him Long John Silverman for nothing. 214 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880 Come on. 215 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,520 Like, size matters that much. 216 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800 Huh. 217 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:53,820 Look, Lacey, I think you're a very sweet girl and everything, but that's a one 218 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,820 -time thing. 219 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,080 It doesn't happen today. 220 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,400 Hey, what are you doing? 221 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,780 What? 222 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,140 Lacey Reagan, I don't think this is a good idea. 223 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,480 Lacey? 224 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,340 Ophelia! 225 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,160 This isn't what it looks like. 226 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:17,020 Oh, neither is this. We were just out there and she attacked me. 227 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,060 She likes to do that. 228 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,100 You're no angel either. 229 00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:53,530 I'm a leveling queen, a heart attack cover with a head of sin. 230 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:59,790 You're a double cross and on the bridge you burn, you're gonna pay the cost of 231 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,030 everything you earn. 232 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,910 You've got a lesson to learn. 233 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:13,210 You, you've got a lesson to learn. 234 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,480 But we ain't concerned. 235 00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:46,480 You got a lesson to learn. 236 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,080 What if it's poisonous? 237 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,500 What if it's not? 238 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,680 What if it doesn't work? 239 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,200 What if it does work? 240 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,120 I 241 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:27,860 don't 242 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:28,860 think I'm going to need this anymore. 243 00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:57,150 Thank you. 244 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:46,970 I'm a victim. 245 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,400 John Silverman's got nothing on you. 246 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,480 Uh -huh. 247 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,760 It's a dream. 248 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,800 You're dreaming. 249 00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:16,860 This isn't real. 250 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:18,620 We're not meeting each other for six weeks. 251 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,880 He's going to bang that bill. Dad, don't. Mom? 252 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360 I'm going to go out with the gang. 253 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:25,480 Get this fight ass back here. 254 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,020 I'm going to show you. 255 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:29,260 Stop saying goodbye. 256 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,260 No, that's all you wanted was for her to leave? 257 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,820 She was already leaving. Didn't want her to be looking back the whole time. 258 00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:54,470 ever better than me. 17688