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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,360 All we want to know is where we'll be staying. 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:03,780 Looks like we're all going to be roommates. 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:05,360 Yes. 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,340 We're free to do what we want, when we want, and who we want. 5 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,220 You're an incredible asshole. 6 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:12,960 I can love Colin. 7 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,040 Is this guy for real? 8 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,380 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,800 Who's your daddy? Brian Talbert. Why? 10 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:23,860 I just want a good education. 11 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,640 What are you talking about? 12 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:50,160 It was like a light went on. Like in one kiss, everything I knew, everything I 13 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,340 believed, changed. 14 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,280 But who was he? 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,180 Oh God, what if it wasn't a he? 16 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,680 It was a guy. 17 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,760 I'm pretty sure it was a guy. 18 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:09,240 So, the question is, who came to the party? 19 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,980 Camera loves you, babe. 20 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,440 No. No, no, no. It wasn't Freddy. 21 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,080 Oh, please, God, it wasn't Freddy. Breakfast! 22 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:53,920 Come and get some. 23 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,860 It couldn't be. 24 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,360 Could it? 25 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,840 No, no, no, no, no. 26 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:35,800 No, thank you. 27 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,500 Breakfast. 28 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:39,480 Come on, come and get some. 29 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,000 You are a god among men. 30 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:53,340 Well, I'll do my best to please. 31 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,620 I don't got it. 32 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:01,810 This is disgusting. 33 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:04,750 I can't eat looking at this. 34 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:07,890 Jesus. 35 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,070 Is that even physically possible? 36 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:12,590 Done that. 37 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:14,330 Done that. 38 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:15,910 Done her. 39 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:16,990 Oh, God. 40 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:25,410 Wow, Jose, you're in a very good mood this morning. What's the occasion? 41 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,450 Can a guy just smile? 42 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:34,070 Come to think of it, there's only two reasons a guy cooks breakfast and looks 43 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,830 happy while he's doing it. Really? 44 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:40,170 Yeah. Either he's just gotten laid, or he's about to. 45 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:45,310 See? That shit right there. That look is what I'm talking about. Something's 46 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:46,370 going on with you, son. 47 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:49,470 You're hopelessly addicted to this smut, aren't you? 48 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,430 Yeah, my name's Freddie, and I'm a pornholic. 49 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,310 That's the first time, my man, I'm admitting you have a problem. 50 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:56,670 Who said it was a problem? 51 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,130 I did. And it's not just porn. 52 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,710 All things sexual. 53 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:06,850 And? You know, male lions sleep with up to 30 lionesses in a seven -day mating 54 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:11,470 period. They can detect whether the female in the pride is in heat by 55 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:12,650 her reproductive organs. 56 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:13,970 Yeah, I don't do that anymore. 57 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:19,010 No? You lie in your room all day jerking off. You think I don't hear you in 58 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:22,110 there? You're such a bitch you fake a headache to get out of masturbating. I 59 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:24,710 you couldn't go ten seconds without thinking about sex. 60 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,390 You're biologically incapable. 61 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:28,390 Oh, Karen, that's a bit harsh. 62 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:32,190 A day, he told me. All right, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on. 63 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,670 I think you ladies are on to something. 64 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,050 Why don't we make it a bet? 65 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,810 What? Yeah, what? 66 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,170 Okay. 67 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:43,210 Who is tired of looking at Freddy's porn? 68 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:45,830 Here. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm, mm -hmm. 69 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:50,710 And who is tired of listening to Freddy enjoy his porn? 70 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,530 Here again. 71 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:55,530 And who's tired of all the little whores he brings home? 72 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,690 Hey, I don't pay for sex. Sex pays for me. 73 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:00,680 What the hell is that? All right, all right, all right, all right. 74 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,020 So, here's the bet. 75 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:08,420 One week, no sex, no porn. 76 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,920 No problem. 77 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:16,280 No porn, no fucky, no sucky, and no five -finger shuffle. That's not fair. 78 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:20,960 Hey, I got a hundred bucks on my boy. Hey, seriously, she had a point about 79 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,240 ten -minute thing. Come on. 80 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:25,840 Champ, you can do this. 81 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,760 Okay, just think like an omiba. 82 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:31,690 or have sexual organs. 83 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,330 You're Lisa. 84 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:36,730 With what? 85 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,030 You. With you. 86 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:42,909 What are you guys talking about? 87 00:08:43,669 --> 00:08:47,230 Karen bet Freddy that he can make it a whole week without any sexual content. 88 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:48,550 Ooh. That's great. 89 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,690 Okay, I'll take some of that action. 90 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,850 Okay. See if I lose, what happens? 91 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,550 You sleep outside for a week. 92 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:59,050 That way, maybe we'll get some peace and quiet around here. 93 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:00,450 And if I win? 94 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:01,510 You decide. 95 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,690 All right. 96 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:03,770 You're on. 97 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,050 I'll decide what I want when I win. 98 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:35,130 You okay? 99 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:38,810 Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:09:41,570 --> 00:09:42,570 No. 101 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,470 Do you want to talk about it? 102 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:52,130 Something happened to me last night. 103 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:57,310 Me too. I think, just maybe, I found true love. 104 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,360 That's incredible. 105 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,980 He... I think he's the one. 106 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,900 I can't stop thinking about it. 107 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,580 He opened up my Pandora's box. 108 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,220 Problem is, he's gone. 109 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,400 I don't know who he is. 110 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:19,040 But I'll wait for my true love. 111 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:25,480 But in the meantime, my Pandora's box is open for business. 112 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,570 You should really get that checked out, Jose. 113 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:38,850 In your shoe? 114 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,730 So, Freddy, you thought about what you wanted? 115 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,710 Yeah. And? 116 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,610 Karen. 117 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:49,870 I want Karen. 118 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,910 Ew, Freddy, forget about it. Bed's on. 119 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:56,210 Come on, Karen, take one for the team. I'll take more than one. 120 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,810 Either way, it'll only last ten seconds. 121 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,620 You're wrong. 122 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,360 Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's nothing in there. 123 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 124 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:12,960 Hey, hey, hey. 125 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,340 There's nothing in here, okay? 126 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,740 Let me see. 127 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,060 Why, don't you trust me? 128 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,560 Let me see or force right now. 129 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,480 Happy now? 130 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960 I will be. 131 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,440 Seven days from now. 132 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,260 to be doing a little remedial art. 133 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,420 Freddy? Isn't this anthropology? 134 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:14,980 Yes, but I thought today we'd examine art in its earliest form, the 135 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:15,980 cave painting. 136 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,940 We'll start with Hunter Gatherer. 137 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,860 Begin. Freddie, Freddie, Freddie, this is no good. 138 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,300 What? You can't create art. 139 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,940 You see the way her breasts curve so perfectly? 140 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:04,570 The way her back arches just above her glorious, perfect ass. 141 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,370 making fire. 142 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:34,979 It's natural. 143 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:37,120 It's a great stress reliever. 144 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,460 It's like yoga without the mat. 145 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:28,020 Right beside you In the dark Holding 146 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:34,700 me so close to you I feel that you 147 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,700 want me 148 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,590 Hot water. Baby Bert. 149 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:08,330 Oh, baby 150 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,890 Bert. Oh. 151 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,250 Hey, babe. 152 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:19,470 Hey. 153 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,430 So, 154 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,290 um, you want to fool around? 155 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:31,620 I can't. Right now, I'm abstaining in solidarity with my boy, Freddy. Right, 156 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680 Fred? 157 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,880 Sorry, babe. 158 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,760 No. 159 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,500 No. 160 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Freddy. 161 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,340 No, you don't want to... 162 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,100 Fuck me. 163 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,420 Fuck me. 164 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,580 We can do whatever we want. 165 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,420 We can do... Backdoor. 166 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,900 Backdoor? 167 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:51,510 Old MacDonald? 168 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:52,830 Yeah. 169 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,750 Nursery rhymes help, don't ask why. 170 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,170 I won't. 171 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,550 Come on, big guy. I've got the perfect place. 172 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,590 This is the perfect place? 173 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:07,230 Yeah. 174 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:11,730 Wheels on the bus go round and round. 175 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:13,850 Round and round. 176 00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,890 Round and round. 177 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:19,410 Wheels on the bus go round and round. 178 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:22,130 All over the tunnel. 179 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:24,650 Come on, have a bet. 180 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,090 Mary had a little lamb. 181 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,650 Fucking little lamb. 182 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:35,550 Little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. 183 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,450 Lamb. 184 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:40,750 Sorry, he's gay. 185 00:24:55,879 --> 00:24:57,240 Ultimate self -control. 186 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,080 Really? And who taught you? 187 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:00,560 Oh, God. Here we go. 188 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960 My guru. 189 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,620 My sensei. 190 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,560 My spiritual guide. 191 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,900 Sting. I can fuck for days. 192 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,440 Days. 193 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,780 Well, it was worth it for me. 194 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,980 How come? 195 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:18,660 I took Freddy's porno, and if he wants it back, he's going to have to fight me 196 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:19,660 for it. 197 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,320 Lisa, don't you think maybe Pandora needs to close her box for a while? 198 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,460 I'm not giving up. 199 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:32,020 I'm going to break that boy if it's the last thing I do. 200 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:58,590 She cried as she tried to buy all the lies. 201 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:03,590 But inside I died when I vied for her love. 202 00:26:05,550 --> 00:26:07,290 Love. Hey, Karen. 203 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:11,930 Freddie, I... A couple more minutes. 204 00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:14,550 This is... Private. 205 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,570 It's beautiful. 206 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,490 Just so beautiful. 207 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,470 Just don't be telling anybody about it, all right? 208 00:26:31,919 --> 00:26:33,660 There's nothing to be ashamed of, Freddy. 209 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:38,440 I think... I think you're amazing. 210 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,800 That's the only way I know to get those things off my mind, you know? 211 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:45,800 You said love. 212 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,080 That you vied for my love. 213 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,560 Well, you have it. 214 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 Two minutes. 215 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,700 I can't. I can't. 216 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,580 Lie back. 217 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,800 I love you so bad. 218 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,280 Her skin like an ocean. 219 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,980 Flowing. and ebbing. 220 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:39,360 Her longing under the hot deadwood sun. 221 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,520 Her flower blossoming, reaching into the sky. 222 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400 This was all a trick? 223 00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:37,980 Freddy, no. 224 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,360 Dude, can you help me get my sleeping bag? 225 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:57,860 I've been reaching, Paulie. 226 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,790 Climax killer. 227 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:21,190 The climax killer's victim coming and going at the same time. 228 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:22,710 What are you after me now? 229 00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:26,110 What if the killer's really down then? 230 00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:28,750 Then he's about to meet his maker. 231 00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,770 I won't let anything bad happen to you. 232 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:38,130 She's never ever, she's never ever better than me. 233 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:41,050 She's never ever. 234 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:48,160 Never ever better than me. And she's never ever, ever better than me. 15062