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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:03,550 All we want to know is where we'll be staying. Looks like we're all going to 2 00:00:03,550 --> 00:00:04,950 roommates. Yes. 3 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:09,470 We're free to do what we want, when we want, who we want. 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,330 You're an incredible asshole. 5 00:00:11,950 --> 00:00:13,090 I can love Colin. 6 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:15,170 Is this guy for real? 7 00:00:17,390 --> 00:00:18,390 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,990 Who's your daddy? Brian Talbert. Why? 9 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,950 I just want a good education. 10 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:25,770 What are you talking about? 11 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,619 Billy, what are you doing? 12 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,000 Come on, I thought we were going to study tonight. 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,400 I thought you were joking. 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,600 Anyway, you can't study without a little break, right? 15 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:56,920 Yeah, look, look, okay, look. I need to pass all of my classes this semester or 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:57,920 else I don't graduate. 17 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:59,180 And I'm out. 18 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:05,180 I'm done. And that means that I'd have to... I would have to get up. 19 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,380 Don't say the J word. 20 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,960 I thought you were mad at me. 21 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:14,270 Does the word pig come to mind? Look, I'm bored and I'm horny. 22 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:16,750 Now, are you going to let me do this? 23 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,189 Oh, period. 24 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:23,850 That was not feeling good right there, okay? 25 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,610 I'm going to hang this up. 26 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,310 Ouch. 27 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:39,370 Okay, not that I'm not deeply appreciative of your efforts, but... 28 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:41,160 What the hell are you doing? 29 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,480 Studying. Oh, studying to be a stripper? 30 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,540 Did you know they have exams for that? 31 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,620 It's amazing to answer so fast. 32 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,040 Oh, that's better. 33 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,499 I'll feel you. 34 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,399 Come on. 35 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,140 These are not all downloads, you know. 36 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,460 Actually, she filled out some bucks for some of these. 37 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,700 Careful. I'm fine, by the way. 38 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,060 Oh. 39 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,560 I'm sorry. That was lovely. 40 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,780 I thought it would be easy. 41 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:33,800 Easy? No, it's an art form. 42 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,480 Have you ever been to a strip club? 43 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:42,000 No. You know, these girls there, they're artists. 44 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,520 You're right, I've never been. 45 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,320 Maybe I should go. 46 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,040 Bone up. 47 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,500 Well, yeah. 48 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaking of boning up. 49 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,280 It's never been kind of ticked before. 50 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:07,180 The onion's a little pimplemental. 51 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,900 You gotta let it find its equilibrium. 52 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,600 Sorry. I'm getting a new car. 53 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,560 Even if I win the lottery. 54 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,320 I have a face, you know. 55 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:31,780 I'm so sorry. 56 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:36,570 You don't have to keep apologizing. Just know that I had a really good time 57 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:37,810 tonight and we had a good date. 58 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:41,410 Not coming in, huh? 59 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:51,950 Oh, Jose, I said no. 60 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,520 No tongue. 61 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,780 We have to get to know each other, really know each other. 62 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:14,320 Not that I don't totally, absolutely, completely agree, but how long does this 63 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,320 process usually take? 64 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:16,940 Ballpark? 65 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,960 Before I give myself to a man, I have to really, really know him. And he has to 66 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 know me. 67 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,820 That's what makes it so great, that emotional connection. That's what sex is 68 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:27,820 about. 69 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,180 So, talk to you soon? 70 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:35,460 Call me? 71 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,280 Yeah, definitely. 72 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,560 Yeah, you were bad. 73 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:01,160 Oh, dude, that's just nasty, man. If Steve, you're bigger than 10 -year -old, 74 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,180 I'd be missing the cum shot. 75 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,900 No, you better go sit over there until it goes down, man. You go sit over there 76 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:06,900 until it goes down. 77 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,840 Damn. Still not getting any, huh? 78 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,220 Doesn't need an emotional connection. 79 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,460 Lesbian. She's not a lesbian. 80 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,660 She's a good girl. 81 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:16,960 She's got morals. 82 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,540 Standards. Lesbian. I got it. Okay? 83 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,820 I really like this girl. 84 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,140 Everything else about her is just perfect. 85 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,800 She's clever, smart, she's funny. 86 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:32,770 Beautiful. Way out of my league. 87 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,710 Effective, but not trashy. 88 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:38,950 Great walk, great figure, great smile. 89 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:40,630 Yeah, perfect girl. 90 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:44,590 Except she's from the island of Lesbos. She's bumping donuts. She's a fully 91 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,590 certified muff diver. 92 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,750 Dude, I don't know. 93 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:48,650 So enlighten her to the way of the cock. 94 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,670 Thank you. 95 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,960 Thanks for the image. 96 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,540 Hey. 97 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:00,720 So, how was your big date? 98 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,020 She gave Jose melon balls. 99 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:07,680 Oh, cool. I love melon balls. Really? Pop a couple of Jose's melon balls in 100 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,700 mouth. See, you both look good. 101 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,780 Melons are actually one of the most nutritious fruits. 102 00:10:23,050 --> 00:10:27,690 the psychology of human sexuality from an economic and social standpoint. 103 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,030 Hmm, that sounds super interesting. 104 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,910 Sounds like a snooze test, man. 105 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,530 Sounds like a strip club. 106 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:35,510 Bingo! Prize for my man, Jose. 107 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:40,970 Um, I don't mean to be ungrateful, but does Ophelia know about this? 108 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,350 I have a feeling she won't approve. 109 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,830 Yeah. 110 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:49,190 Do you think I want to go to one of those houses of debauchery? 111 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:53,830 This is for Ophelia, okay? 112 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,610 For her thesis. 113 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:57,670 Oh. Yeah. 114 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:00,070 Isn't she studying mountain gorillas in Borneo? 115 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,470 Have you ever been to the Pink Taco? 116 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:07,430 Didn't think so. Those girls are wild animals. Dude. Trust me. I'm in. All 117 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:10,750 right. All I need is permission to slip from your parent. I'm forging that shit. 118 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,730 All right. That'll do. And a hundred bucks in one. Done. 119 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:18,110 You don't have to go. 120 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,890 Oh, I don't want to let Ophelia down. 121 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,930 Anything for a friend? 122 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,650 You never know. 123 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,950 I might learn a thing or two along the way. 124 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:32,550 Freddy, get out! 125 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:35,110 Oh, girl, you know how much I pay to see without a towel? 126 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,990 Not enough money on God's green earth. 127 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,250 Fifty bucks. 128 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,330 Piss off, Freddy. 129 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,410 I'll go to a hundred, but you gotta let me take a couple pics. 130 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,070 God. Get out. 131 00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:50,650 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 132 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:53,610 What is that freak doing here? 133 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,390 Fixing my plumbing. Now get out. Come in peace. 134 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,310 You come in ten seconds. 135 00:11:58,850 --> 00:11:59,850 That's not fair. 136 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:01,730 Isn't that what she said? 137 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,170 Hey, man. 138 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,790 You got plumbing needs? You call me when you get wet. 139 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,030 Okay. 140 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:12,170 Hey, I ain't no pup. 141 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,110 Okay, Freddy. 142 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,670 I'll bite. 143 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:18,990 Now what is it that's so important? 144 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,130 Forget it. 145 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,380 It's nothing. 146 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,160 Oh, come on, Freddy. 147 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,460 Please. 148 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,320 For me, tell me. 149 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 Maybe for a hundred. 150 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,020 Fine. 151 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,760 Here. Now, what is it? We're going on a field trip. Where? 152 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,040 You got change? 153 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,880 It comes soon, because there's going to be a test afterward. 154 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,080 I'm looking forward to it. Good. 155 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:27,400 How about a private dance? 156 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,960 Fuck yeah. 157 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,850 She would make it great. 158 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,200 Boobs. Hey, 159 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,940 no touching, lover boy. 160 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,860 Excuse me. From an anthropological standpoint, would you say the naked form 161 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,600 being exploited or exalted? 162 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,480 What? 163 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,120 Let's hear it for Enigma. 164 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,340 My name is Enigma. 165 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,500 Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Enigma. 166 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,100 We're getting married. 167 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,400 She looks like an enigma. 168 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,210 I gotta go call Puma. 169 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,650 What? Huh? 170 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,350 Looking at Enigma makes you think about calling your girlfriend? 171 00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:10,610 I'll never understand how guys' minds work. 172 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,079 Hey, uh, Susan. 173 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 It's me, Jose. 174 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,679 That's her? 175 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,680 That's Susan? 176 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,080 The British girlfriend? 177 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,260 It's always a quiet one. 178 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:51,040 Just wanted you to know that... that I'm cool with waiting. I want to wait. 179 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,700 I think waiting is awesome. 180 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,760 So, um... I'll be waiting. 181 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,460 Uh, I love you. 182 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,060 That lucky fucker! 183 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,170 too. How's Jose going to feel? 184 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:25,310 Jose, I missed you. 185 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,770 I missed you too. 186 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,430 How about them fighting eagles? 187 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:32,890 The what? 188 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,530 The fighting eagles. 189 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800 Mother boy. 190 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,920 Okay, 191 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280 I think it's time to go. 192 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,100 What about my melon ball? 193 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,660 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not that hungry. 194 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:04,940 Come on. 195 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,080 I'm good to go. 196 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,400 I leave until I get full satisfaction. 197 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,360 Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. 198 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,560 Hundred percent. 199 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,980 Freddy, Freddy, where are you at? 200 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,020 Oh, hey. 201 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,179 How's it going? 202 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,160 I got your message and I cried. 203 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,959 I'm sorry. 204 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,240 Stop apologizing. I cried because it was so sensitive, so beautiful. 205 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,460 The wait's over. 206 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,080 Tonight's the night, Jose. I feel it now. The connection. 207 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,460 I'm coming over. 208 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,480 Hey, see ya. 209 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,800 I think you'll find them worth the wait. 210 00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:35,320 Your... Your... Coming? 211 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,840 Enigma? 212 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,440 Shit, they left! 213 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,360 I'm gonna need that hundred. 214 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:55,300 Yeah, about that. 215 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,380 Why didn't you tell me? 216 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,660 Right. Yeah, that's a good way to start a relationship. 217 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,900 And you think it's better to start off with a lie? 218 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,740 I didn't lie. I just didn't tell you the whole truth. 219 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,040 Why? 220 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,980 Because what I do for money isn't me. 221 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,200 I have rent to pay, bills, tuition. 222 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,940 And I don't have a rich family to fall back onto. 223 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800 Neither do I. 224 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,100 But I keep my clothes on. 225 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:28,660 Most of the time. 226 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:35,790 At work, my relationship with guys lasts as long as the next song. 227 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:39,530 And with you, I wanted more. 228 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,150 I wanted our relationship to have respect and friendship. 229 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,510 Maybe love. 230 00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:49,750 Not just a quick fumble in a dark room. 231 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:51,450 I'm gonna go. 232 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:55,390 Don't. 233 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:56,770 Please. 234 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,690 I didn't mean to sound harsh. 235 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,390 I wasn't judging you. 236 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,880 I know you weren't, Jose. 237 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,500 So if we do this, see each other, will you continue dancing? 238 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,240 As long as I have bills to pay. 239 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,800 You can handle it? 240 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920 I've got the biggest melon balls. 241 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,540 I want to taste that fruit. 242 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,860 You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking. 243 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,760 James, I've got to get this paper done. 244 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,380 Yeah, that's fine. Come here. 245 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:02,500 You 246 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:09,460 don't 247 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,460 say a word. 248 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,020 And only I touch you. 249 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,080 Deeper. 250 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,160 I've been with three girls at the same time. 251 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,980 Never been in love. And I suck. I got bit by a badger. All the poison shot out 252 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:49,620 at once. My grandmother's. Never meant to hurt you. Oh, ew. 253 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,120 Love parties! 254 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,540 Woo! 255 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,500 She's never, ever, never, ever better than me. 256 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:03,880 She's never, ever, never, ever better than me. 257 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:08,700 She's never, ever, ever better than me. 16834