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Darrin?
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Hmm?
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Better hurry up
and change, sweetheart.
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We haven't got
much time.
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Changed? What for?
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We're having dinner at the club,
remember?
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Oh, I forgot completely.
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Would you rather not go?
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Oh, no, honey, I'll be fine.
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Just let me...
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Just let me rest here
for a few minutes.
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Darrin, maybe you'd like
a cup of coffee.
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Or perhaps you'd
prefer a drink.
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Darrin?
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Oh, what
a lovely-looking couple,
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except for him.
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Does his mouth always
gape open like that?
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Only when he's sleeping.
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Oh, Samantha.
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I don't understand you at all.
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I mean, if you had
to marry a mortal,
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at least you could've chosen
a better-looking specimen.
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I like the way he looks.
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Besides, I didn't marry Darrin
just for his looks.
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What else,
his vivacious personality?
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No one sparkles
when they're asleep.
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Anyway, I think
he's quite handsome.
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You're joking.
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He's got very good features.
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Name one.
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Well, he has a nice firm jaw.
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You like lantern jaws?
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He's got a nice mouth.
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"Slack" is a better word.
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How about his eyes?
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Beady.
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But don't despair, dear.
He could be fixed up.
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Fixed up?
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Yes, it's all very simple.
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Now, take that dank,
straight hair.
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All it needs is--
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Well, I'll show you.
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Ew. I don't like that at all.
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I haven't finished yet.
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He needs coordinating.
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Now, if we just
straightened out his nose...
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Mother, you've gone far enough.
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Oh, don't be stuffy, Samantha.
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What do you think he'd look like
with a mustache?
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Oh, no.
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That wouldn't be right at all.
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Just a little one.
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Wait, let me show you.
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How do you like it?
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On him, it looks good.
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His hair's too curly.
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Oh...
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Ooh, the coffee.
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What?
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Now, don't you do anything
till I get back.
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Oh, Mother,
will you answer that?
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Yeah.
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Is Mr. Stephens at ho--?
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That was Gladys Kravitz.
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Sometimes I think
that woman's a little strange.
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Oh!
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Samantha!
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Darrin!
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Samantha!
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It's all right, darling.
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There's no need to--
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My face! What happened
to my face?
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Please stay calm.
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It was just a little experiment.
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An experiment?
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Well, it got a little
out of hand.
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Now, darling, there's
nothing to worry about.
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I want my old face back!
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I want my old face back!
I want my old face back!
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Of course you do.
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Oh, well,
there you are, sweetheart.
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Good as old.
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Just a little play on words.
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Is anything wrong?
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Wrong.
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Well, it's all there, isn't it?
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Samantha, why did
you do that?
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I suppose you do
deserve an explanation.
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Well, it's rather
difficult to explain.
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Try.
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Well, you were asleep,
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and Mother and I
were looking at you,
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and, well, we got to talking
about your looks and all.
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Well... Well, you know.
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Go on.
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Well, Mother got sort of
carried away...
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and gave you a long nose
and curly hair
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and a mustache, and...
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Well, we were just killing time.
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Oh, sure, it beats jigsaw
puzzles all to heck!
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Ooh. Darrin...
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Darrin.
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Naturally, we were gonna
change you back
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before you woke up.
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Darrin, are you mad at me?
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No, that's not the word.
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Furious?
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You're getting warmer.
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Darrin, please try
not to be upset.
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I'm sorry, Sam.
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I've sort of grown accustomed
to my face.
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I thought you had too.
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Darrin?
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Uh, yes?
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These are the layouts
for the Harper campaign.
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I'd like to get
your reactions
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as soon as possible.
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Sure. Sure, Larry.
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Oh, Darrin,
I forgot to mention--
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Something in my eye.
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Want me to take a look?
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No, no. It's out.
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You were saying, Larry?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, it has to do
with the magazine copy.
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Mr. Harper seems to--
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Mr. Harper seems to have
some doubts
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about using a lady wrestler
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to sell their products.
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Darrin.
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Darrin?
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Oh, yes. Go ahead, Larry.
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Something bothering you?
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Larry, do you think
I'm attractive?
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What?
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I mean, how would you describe
the way I look?
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My physical appearance.
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Are you kidding?
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No. How?
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Darrin, I've never
really thought about it
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one way or another.
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Never mind that, Larry.
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Just give me your honest opinion
of how you think I look.
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Well...
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you're not the best-looking guy
in the world.
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You're not even
the best-looking guy
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in the room.
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But you're presentable, I guess.
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I guess you're the wrong person
to ask.
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I probably am, Darrin.
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After all, you're my friend.
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You're bound to be biased.
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I don't know, Dave.
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She says she loves me.
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Then why did she change my face?
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Of course, it's the first year
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that's rough.
Rough, rough.
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I'm a bachelor, but I know.
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The nose, maybe.
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But the whole face?
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Two people,
a 50-50 proposition,
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give and take,
share and share alike,
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it's the only way.
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I mean, I fell asleep,
and she changed everything.
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It's the little things
that count.
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Candies, flowers,
a new dress maybe.
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My mother always said
my hair was my best feature.
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Take my aunt and uncle,
a mixed marriage.
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He's good,
and she's rotten.
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But they stay together.
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Fifty years,
but they've stuck it out.
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They hate each other.
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Now, that's love.
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Sixteen hours a day
I've been working,
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and that's the thanks I get.
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You're more
than welcome, Darrin.
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Hey, I got an appointment.
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Well, glad I could help.
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Mind you,
my mother-in-law did most of it,
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but Sam assisted her.
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She even made suggestions.
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Normally, I wouldn't
have thought of it,
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but I figured
at least I should ask.
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Go see this man.
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Dr. McLeash,
he's a plastic surgeon.
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Psychiatrist.
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Joe...
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has your wife ever tried
to change your face?
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Twice. Once with a rolling pin
and once with a seven-iron.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Larry.
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Acting funny?
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What do you mean?
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Well...
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Sort of depressed.
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Then today
he began feeling his nose.
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Feeling his nose?
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You mean...?
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His secretary noticed it too.
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How do you know that?
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Well, she came up to me
and said,
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"Why does Mr. Stephens
keep feeling his nose?"
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Then he asked me
if I thought he was attractive.
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And you know the worst part
of it, Sam?
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He wasn't kidding.
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Well, Larry,
thank you for your concern.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, dear.
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Something wrong
with Derek's nose?
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Absolutely nothing.
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But we've made him feel
drab and ordinary.
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Well, let's not take
all the blame.
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Mirrors must've had
something to do with it.
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Mother.
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I wish I could
make him believe
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you not only love someone
despite their faults
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but sometimes
because of them.
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I love Darrin's nose.
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Then tell him.
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Don't you see,
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it's no good
coming from me.
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Well, you may run into trouble
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getting someone else
to say it.
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His ego needs building.
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Someone, another woman,
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has to tell him
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that he's the most
attractive man
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in the world.
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Darling, don't look at me.
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I was thinking of me.
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You?
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Yes.
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I'll simply
change the packaging.
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Voilà.
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Do you think I am,
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how you say it, glamorous?
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Oh, Samantha.
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I'm proud of you.
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Why, you even changed
your voice.
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But why the accent?
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Oh, Darrin is partial
to Brigitte Bardot.
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There's just
one thing, though.
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Don't you think your plan's
a little dangerous?
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Supposing What's-His-Name
likes you too much.
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Not Darrin.
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I trust him completely.
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Well, you said yourself,
he's only human.
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Hmm...
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Maybe you are right.
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Well, nobody's perfect.
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We'll see.
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Beer, please.
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What kind?
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Any kind.
They're all the same to me.
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I just need something
to quench my thirst.
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Cheers.
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Did you see
that ball game today?
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No, I didn't.
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One of the greatest ball games
I've ever--
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Seen.
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Real exciting.
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Of course, for my money,
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the Yankees got the best
in the whole world.
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What's the matter with you.
Don't you like baseball?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, you just
watch yourself, buster.
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Baseball is...
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America's national game.
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And if you...
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I don't feel so good.
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Excuse me.
272
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,885
Pardon me, sir.
273
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,350
On one sip of beer?
274
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,990
Oh, I beg your pardon.
275
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,909
I'm sorry, I don't know
how that happened.
276
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,453
Joe.
277
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,789
Do not concern yourself.
278
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,250
Could I get you
something?
279
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,170
I'll have what you have.
280
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,963
Two, Joe.
281
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,886
Let me be honest.
282
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,511
I am glad it happened.
283
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,722
Glad?
284
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,931
I wanted to talk to you,
285
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,102
but I did not know
how to commence.
286
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,102
Really?
287
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,521
Oh?
288
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,106
I am not long in this country.
289
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:23,196
And I did not know what is,
how you say it, proper.
290
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,281
I see.
291
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,949
I live by impulse.
292
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,370
I see someone and I desire...
293
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,413
to talk to them,
294
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,415
to know them.
295
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,292
You understand?
296
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,377
I guess so.
297
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:41,130
Well, that could cause
problems sometimes.
298
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:45,259
Sometimes, but life
is for living, no?
299
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,053
No. I mean, yes.
300
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,556
I just look at you,
and I know I like you.
301
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,141
How can you tell?
302
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:56,354
Faces with character
attract me.
303
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,653
I would like to do your head.
304
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,571
I beg your pardon?
305
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,740
I am sculptress.
306
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,035
Your head, it excites me.
307
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,374
Put the drinks down, Joe.
308
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,292
I love your face.
309
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,254
It has strength...
310
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,631
individuality.
311
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,342
Ah, it is a face...
312
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,719
that has experienced...
313
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:32,181
love, sorrow...
314
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,683
life.
315
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,851
Yes?
316
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,853
I mean, yeah.
317
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:40,440
But mainly, it is a man's face.
318
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,360
It is a face that exudes...
319
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,655
how you say, sex appeal.
320
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,031
That's how we say it.
321
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,784
Put the drinks down, Joe.
322
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,873
I am very direct person.
323
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,833
I am sorry.
324
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,209
I have embarrassed you?
325
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,794
Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
326
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,754
But you see, Miss--
327
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,881
Michelle.
328
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,341
Michelle,
you're new around here.
329
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,427
You probably don't know
too many people.
330
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,553
You're probably lonely.
331
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,763
Oh, no, no. I am not lonely.
332
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,725
I meet many men.
333
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,144
But how you say it?
334
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,062
Nothing.
335
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,983
Yeah, it's very dull.
336
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,360
Who wants
just another pretty head?
337
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,363
I see.
338
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,244
My studio is quite near.
339
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,539
We go and get to know
one another, yes?
340
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,833
The face is important, yes.
341
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,461
But more important,
behind the face.
342
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:47,423
I'm very flattered,
but I'm afraid I can't.
343
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,467
You have wife, no?
344
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094
Yes.
345
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,597
But she does not
understand you.
346
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,766
Why do say that?
347
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,353
You drink alone at bar.
348
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,356
Well, she understands me
most of the time.
349
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,901
There is no room
in your life for two women?
350
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,446
Answer her, Darrin.
351
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,160
No.
352
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,250
Why are you smiling?
353
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542
Oh.
354
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,547
C'est la vie.
355
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,090
I envy your wife.
356
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,554
Bonjour, Monsieur.
357
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:52,238
Boy, your wife must be
something really special.
358
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,782
She is, Joe.
359
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,952
She is.
360
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,590
Abner.
361
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,217
What is it now, Gladys?
362
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:17,054
There's a strange lady
driving the Stephens' car.
363
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,057
She drove it into the garage.
364
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,851
When she comes out, you'll see.
365
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,728
All right, I'll see.
366
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,699
There she is!
367
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:39,744
Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
368
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,750
Now she's at it!
369
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,501
At what?
370
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,712
Changing herself.
371
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:50,880
Abner, believe me,
372
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,590
there was a strange lady
373
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,133
driving their car.
374
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,637
There's only one strange lady
around here, Gladys.
375
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,893
By the smug look
on your face,
376
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,895
I take it
the mission was successful.
377
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,104
Worked like a charm.
378
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,440
He wasn't even tempted
by your offer?
379
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,650
Behaved beautifully.
380
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,984
He rejected me completely.
381
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,071
I wonder if I ought to act a
little jealous when he tells me.
382
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,323
You really think he'll tell you
383
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,450
about his little
encounter? Of course.
384
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,411
We have no secrets.
Darrin tells me everything.
385
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,621
Wanna bet?
386
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,799
What sort of a day
did you have, dear?
387
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,009
Oh, average.
388
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,636
This is very good.
389
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,137
Thank you.
390
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,933
Anything unusual happen?
391
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,227
You did something special
to the meat.
392
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,979
I asked you if anything unusual
happened today.
393
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,439
No.
394
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,525
Oh.
395
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,359
Come to think of it,
396
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,904
something unusual
did happen.
397
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,156
I stopped in a bar
to have a drink.
398
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,284
Yes?
399
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,453
This guy sat down next to me,
400
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,496
cold sober.
401
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,291
He took one sip of beer,
and he was stoned.
402
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,585
Darnedest thing.
403
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,672
Anything else?
404
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,673
No.
405
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,299
Then I came home.
406
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,343
May I have
some more water, please?
407
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,182
Thank you, sweetheart.
408
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,609
C'est la vie.
409
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,502
Ellen, could you come in
for a minute?
410
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,962
I have some letters to dictate.
411
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,213
Yes, sir.
412
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,051
Mr. Stephens,
I'm Barbara Lucas.
413
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,137
I'll be filling in
for Ellen this afternoon.
414
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,555
She went home at lunch.
415
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,638
Oh, is she sick?
416
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,183
Oh, it's just a virus.
417
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,225
Oh, that's funny.
418
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,560
She seemed fine this morning.
419
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,561
Well, those things
can hit you just like that.
420
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,730
It's too bad.
421
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
Well, you know
what the French say,
422
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,150
"C'est la vie."
423
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,987
[Michelle] C'est la
vie. Michelle. C'est la vie.
424
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,615
Something the matter,
Mr. Stephens?
425
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:27,369
Nothing I can't handle, Barbara.
426
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,123
It is Barbara, isn't it?
427
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,083
Yes.
428
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,630
You... You ready?
429
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,806
I'm just waiting for you
to get it off your chest.
430
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,974
I beg your pardon?
431
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,601
Go on, tell me.
432
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,520
Tell me how handsome I am.
433
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,063
How virile.
434
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:54,855
Build up my ego.
435
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,650
At least tell me how sexy I am.
436
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,484
I don't think I understand.
437
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,070
That's what you came here for,
isn't it?
438
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:04,240
Mr. Stephens, I just came in
to take dictation.
439
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,325
Sure, you did.
440
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,662
Oh, hi, Sam.
Hi, Larry.
441
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,996
Darrin's much better today.
442
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,915
I'm very pleased to hear it.
Is he in conference?
443
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,917
No, he's just breaking
in a new secretary.
444
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,167
Why don't you go in
and see him.
445
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,920
Thank you.
446
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,676
What to do you want?
447
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,179
This.
448
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,684
Darrin!
449
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,520
Sam!
450
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,773
I-I thought she was you.
451
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,151
I've heard of people like you.
452
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:41,944
You don't understand.
453
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,821
I thought you were my wife.
454
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:46,198
Boy, I've heard some excuses
in my life,
455
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,034
but that tops them all.
456
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,835
Sam, I thought she was you.
457
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,170
Is that your only excuse?
458
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,338
Isn't that enough?
459
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,090
You should understand.
460
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,090
Darrin!
461
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,843
Let me explain.
No need to explain.
462
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:09,054
One picture is worth
10,000 words.
463
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,640
Sam, are you jealous?
464
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,350
Well, what do you expect?
465
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,686
You really are jealous,
aren't you?
466
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,356
How can you grin
at a time like this?
467
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,609
I mean, you really are involved.
468
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,652
Involved?
469
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,571
I'm married to you.
470
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,406
Yes, but you love me!
471
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,241
Ohh!
472
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,077
It's marvelous!
473
00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,539
Darrin, you don't care?
474
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,041
Oh...
475
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,214
How you say it?
476
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,300
C'est la vie.
477
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,635
You knew!
478
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,971
Yes, I knew. And I also
thought you were Barbara.
479
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,641
Why didn't you tell me
you knew I was Michelle?
480
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:56,560
Because I thought
you were playing dirty pool.
481
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,604
Now, suppose
I'd risen to the bait.
482
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,064
I knew you wouldn't.
483
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,398
You weren't so smug
a few minutes ago.
484
00:24:02,398 --> 00:24:03,943
Perfectly normal reaction
485
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,819
for a wife
who loves her husband.
486
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,780
Now, Sam, you're playing
a very dangerous game.
487
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,989
Now, just supposing
488
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,784
that Barbara had responded
to my advances.
489
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,911
Oh, darling, don't be silly.
490
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,412
She wouldn't have done that.
491
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,664
Why not?
492
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,790
Well, what would she want
493
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,125
with a funny-looking
guy like you?
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