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Darrin.
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I can't stop now, honey.
I'm late.
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But, sweetheart--
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Martins is due at 9:00,
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and right after that
I got the Phillips meeting.
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But, Darrin--
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Friday's always a frantic day.
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It isn't Friday.
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Isn't it?
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It's Saturday. You can sleep
as late as you like.
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Oh, boy.
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Must have set it
by mistake.
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Oh... good morning.
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Good morning.
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And it's such a lovely one,
isn't it?
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Lovely.
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My, aren't I fortunate
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to have such a handsome man
for a next-door neighbor?
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See anything
interesting?
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Interesting?
Mmm.
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Oh, I don't know if
"interesting" is the right word.
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I'd certainly call her
attractive.
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Wouldn't you?
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You might even say
that she was... beautiful.
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I mean,
for that type of girl.
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I mean, she can't help
being stunning. Can she?
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I mean, in that outfit,
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with that long hair
down her back.
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I was talking
about the newspaper.
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I'll get it,
sweetheart.
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Hello.
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Oh, good morning,
Marty.
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Ten-thirty at the club,
can I make it?
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You can make it.
I can make it.
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If I hang up
right now.
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You don't mind?
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We'll only play 18.
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Besides, two of the foursome,
Hyler and McNeal,
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could mean some new business
for the agency.
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You never need explain
to an adoring golf widow.
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Besides, I've got
closets to clean
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and that new neighbor
to spy on.
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Can't let Gladys Kravitz
have all the fun.
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Gladys, will you stay away
from the window?
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All right,
so she's a...
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beautiful girl.
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Wow, as the saying goes.
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But why isn't her husband
helping her?
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Where is he?
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She doesn't look like
our kind of people.
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She looks like
my kind of people.
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Whoa! Arggh!
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Thanks, pal.
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Kind of knocked the wind
out of me.
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Oh, aren't you nice!
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Thanks ever so much,
Mister...
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Good Samaritan.
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Stephens, Darrin.
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Welcome to Morning Glory Circle.
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Oh!
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I'll give you a hand.
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Thanks.
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Okay. There we go.
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Ready?
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Gee! Look at all them trophies
and medals and stuff.
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She's a real winner.
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"First prize for the most
beautiful lips in Sheboygan.
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Presented to--"
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry
I was so clumsy, Missus...
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Unfortunately,
it's still Miss.
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Miss...
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Pleasure O'Riley?!
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Naturally, my real name,
Priscilla,
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is so much more dignified,
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but it all started
when I was a baby.
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I'd try to say Priscilla,
but it would come out Pleasure.
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Well, how do you like that?
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So, natch, Mummy and Daddy
hung it onto me as a nickname,
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and it sort of stuck, you know?
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For some crazy reason,
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photographers and all these
beauty-contest people
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seem to prefer
to call me Pleasure.
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Men, especially.
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Why fight it?
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So now I use it as my pen name,
you know?
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Great for publicity, natch.
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Natch.
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Want to know something,
Mr. Stephens?
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My manager has insured
every single part of me.
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Isn't that wild?
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[Samantha] Excuse me.
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Darrin, darling,
you have exactly 11 minutes
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to get to your club.
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Assuming you're willing
to tee off in your bathrobe.
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Oh, boy.
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Sam, I'd like you to meet our
new neighbor, Pleasure O'Riley.
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Pleasure O'Riley?!
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All the women
react the same way,
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but I don't mind.
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Hi there, Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh! Be careful
with my legs!
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Your husband has been
a living doll.
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A pillar of strength.
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I'll bet he has.
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Eagle Scout, you know.
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You should see him sometimes
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helping little old ladies
across the street.
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Here's my new love seat.
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No one to share it with me.
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Miss O'Riley, I would think
a beauty queen like you
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would have dozens of
hopelessly smitten suitors
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flinging themselves
at your feet.
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And your throne.
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Oh, well, naturally
I've been engaged a few times.
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I guess about 16.
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And none of them
was Mr. Right?
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Oh, well, that may seem
like a lot,
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but six of the engagements
were to the same fellow.
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Thor Swenson.
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Not Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson
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of the Pennsylvania Manglers,
lady?
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The great offensive fullback?
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The very offensive
fullback.
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Now, you remember
what you faithfully promised.
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Not to tell absolutely no one
your new address here.
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Not even Thor Swenson?
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Particularly Thor Swenson.
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Don't you think you're being
a little bit hard
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on that poor boy,
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after being engaged to him
six times?
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Oh, you wouldn't say that,
Mrs. Stephens,
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if this insanely jealous,
rotten, awful,
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terrible-tempered person
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just very recently
threatened to kill you.
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He did?
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If he ever catches me alone
with another man again...
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pow!
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So naturally all my boyfriends
are scared to death.
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He belted
poor Roger and Curtis
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before they even
opened their mouths.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mrs. Stephens,
are you ever lucky
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to have such a sweet-tempered
dream of a man for a hubby
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like Darrin.
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Hold on to him.
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I intend to.
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Hey! How about that?
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My favorite flowers.
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My favorite vintage:
Liebfraumilch.
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'53, the best year.
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Mm-hmm.
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You expecting
someone special?
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Yes. You.
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What's this all about?
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It's merely
all about the fact
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that I suddenly remembered
I love you very much,
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and that this is
the best year too.
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Ooh, now, you tend
to your business.
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Open the Liebfraumilch
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and light the candles.
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Hmm.
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Hey, my favorite! Turkey soup
with extra-wide noodles.
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How about that?
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Oh, you advertising men.
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You have such a way
with a fresh phrase.
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You're right.
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This is the best year.
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You want this
vintage love of mine
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or your hot turkey soup?
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That is a tough choice
to make.
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What was that?
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It sounded like
a sonic boom.
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Must be Pleasure O'Riley.
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She's been dropping things
like that all day.
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Sounds to me like
she's accident-prone.
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It sounded to me like she could
have fallen off of something.
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Well, I wouldn't worry unduly,
Darrin, darling,
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in view of the fact that all of
her parts are heavily insured.
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She stands to make a fortune
if she's broken anything.
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Now, what kind of a crack
is that, Sam?
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That doesn't sound like you
at all.
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It doesn't?
How about that?
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She could be lying there
unconscious.
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How could you tell?
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But if it's
going to worry you
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all through
your favorite dinner,
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you'd better run next door
and check, hadn't you?
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Abner!
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Abner, come here quick!
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Maybe he just wants to borrow
a cup of sugar.
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Or a slice of cheesecake.
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Miss O'Riley.
Miss O'Riley!
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Miss O'Riley?
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Miss O'Riley?
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Oh! Hi, Darrin.
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Don't try to talk.
Just lie there.
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What's the name
of your doctor?
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Paul Pinkus.
Do you need a doctor?
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Just, uh, uh, relax.
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Don't move.
I think you're all right.
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It just knocked the wind
out of you, that's all.
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I don't want you to move.
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You don't?
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Well, in case
you broke anything.
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Only my lips, darn it.
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Your lips?!
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They rolled somewhere here
under the couch
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when I fell off the ladder.
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My statuette from Sheboygan.
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How do you feel now?
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Fine.
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How do you feel?
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Fine.
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Oh! Hi there, Mrs. Stephens.
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She fell off the ladder.
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When I got here,
I thought she was unconscious.
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Actually, I never lost
consciousness, Mrs. Stephens,
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but it was awfully sweet
of your husband.
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He's such a thoughtful man.
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Actually, I think
it happened accidentally
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when she was looking
for her bust.
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The one of her lips.
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Well!
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Lookie here.
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All in one piece.
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How about that?
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Gee, how lucky
can a girl get?
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I mean, to have such wonderful,
wonderful neighbors like you two
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next door to me
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to call on
in case of an emergency.
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Thanks ever so, Darrin.
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And you too, Mrs. Stephens.
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Boy, is that a relief.
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You know,
for a minute there,
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she looked
completely unconscious.
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So did you.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
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You could never be jealous
of a girl like Pleasure O'Riley,
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could you?
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I suppose.
If I tried.
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Now, how would you like
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to wrap the most beautiful lips
in the advertising business
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around some of those
extra-wide noodles?
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[Pleasure] Mr. Stephens!
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Hey!
Mr. Stephens!
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Darrin,
are you awake?
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Darrin!
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Mr. Stephens.
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Mr. Stephens.
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Hey, Mr. Stephens!
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Darrin!
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Are you awake?
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Darrin!
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Hey,
Mr. Stephens.
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Samantha, what's going on?
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Your friend
the cheesecake queen
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wants to know if you can
come out and play with her.
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Pleasure?
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I mean, Miss O'Riley?
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Why?
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Darrin!
Ask her.
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She's paging you, not me.
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Mr. Stephens.
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Hey, Mr. Stephens.
264
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,492
Are you awake?
265
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,536
Should I get out
your silk pajamas, sir?
266
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,622
This looks like it's going to be
a formal affair.
267
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,668
Good evening, Miss O'Riley.
268
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,337
Did you, uh, lock yourself out
or something?
269
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,339
Oh, Darrin, thank goodness!
270
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,508
I hope I'm not
disturbing you, but--
271
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,010
But I'm so frightened.
272
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,804
Of what?
273
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,515
The moving man told me
the terrible news.
274
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,184
Thor Swenson made him
tell him where I live.
275
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:39,021
Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson, the
Manglers' offensive fullback?
276
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,773
Who else?
277
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,067
Maybe one of the other 10 boys
you've been engaged to.
278
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,902
Oh, no, Mrs. Stephens.
279
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,238
Thunderbolt's the only one
who cared enough
280
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,031
to want to come back and...
281
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,366
And murder me.
282
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,869
Why would anyone
want to murder you?
283
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,079
Because I won't
go back to him.
284
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,166
I'll never go back to that
big, insanely jealous brute
285
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,168
because I hate him.
286
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,677
Oh, Darrin, I don't know
what to do now.
287
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,805
I'm-- I'm so frightened!
288
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,224
In that case,
you better call the police.
289
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,684
Oh, I was going to,
290
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,645
but my new telephone won't be
installed until tomorrow.
291
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,316
Oh! I'm so scared!
292
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,484
We'll call from here.
293
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,777
I'll be right down.
294
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,907
We'll both be right down.
295
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,241
Abner!
296
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,744
Abner, come here!
297
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,747
Oh, Gladys.
298
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,208
What can be so fas...
299
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,588
cinating?
300
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,383
Now, take it easy. Everything's
going to be all right.
301
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,470
You can't trust anybody
anymore.
302
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,721
I should have
moved myself,
303
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,557
but all those things
were so heavy.
304
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,267
I know!
305
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,520
Your gold cups alone
weigh a ton.
306
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,687
Do you think he'll
come looking for you?
307
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,272
I'm sure of it.
308
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,900
The moving man said he didn't
give him the exact address,
309
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,278
but if I know Thunderbolt,
he'll find me.
310
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,488
He always does.
311
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,821
Now, you
just calm down.
312
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,449
You go on home,
lock all your doors and windows,
313
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,368
while I call the police.
314
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,787
I'll see
that she's locked in.
315
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,830
You better tell the law
to hurry.
316
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,959
Hello, sergeant.
I'm calling to prevent a murder.
317
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,961
I'm at 1123
Morning Glory Circle.
318
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,005
All right, all right, mister.
I've got the address.
319
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,090
What's the name?
320
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,132
Name?
321
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,718
Oh, uh, Pleasure O'Riley.
322
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,178
Pleasure O'Riley?
323
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,931
Uh, well, actually that's
a professional model's name.
324
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,142
The real name is
Miss Priscilla O'Riley.
325
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,061
Your name?
326
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,105
No, my name is Stephens,
Darrin Stephens.
327
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,107
I'm her next door neighbor.
She's the one who's in trouble.
328
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,984
Why isn't she
making this call herself?
329
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,862
Because she just moved in today.
She hasn't got a phone yet.
330
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,490
Could you please send an officer
over to investigate?
331
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,992
What? What's the troub--?
332
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:58,661
Look, Mr. O'Riley,
if you've been drinking--
333
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,204
Stephens!
334
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,330
Sergeant, as I told you at the
beginning of this conversation,
335
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,624
this is an emergency.
336
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,001
Miss O'Riley could be
in serious danger.
337
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,836
An ex-boyfriend of hers
has been making threats.
338
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,170
He's on his way over
right now.
339
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,047
Will you please
send somebody over?
340
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,718
We'll check it out as soon
as we can. What's his name?
341
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,012
Thunderbolt Swenson.
342
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,888
Thunderbolt Swenson?!
343
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,349
Look, I'll send somebody over
right away.
344
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,185
And, look, if you see him
before we get there,
345
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,647
would you ask him
for an autograph for my kids?
346
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,903
He's here! He's here!
347
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,196
That's the new car he got
348
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,032
when he signed
his new five-year contract.
349
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,242
Oh, where are
those policemen?
350
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,037
Oh, please don't
let him in!
351
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,623
Here, hide
all the trophies
352
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,124
and take down
that picture of me
353
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,667
so Thunderbolt
won't know I'm here.
354
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,968
Oh, Mrs. Stephens,
what shall we do?
355
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,179
You shall get down
off that ladder,
356
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,432
and you will go in here,
and you shall be real quiet
357
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,851
until I get rid of him!
358
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,978
But how?
By magic or something?
359
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,688
Oh!
360
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,446
Yes?
361
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,448
Sorry, lady.
362
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,741
Guess I got the wrong house.
363
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,994
It appears you did.
Good night.
364
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,119
Oh, wait.
365
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,582
He said it was the first house
on the right.
366
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,751
Does a beautiful girl
live next door?
367
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,087
You might say that.
368
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,756
The most beautiful girl
in the whole world?
369
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,758
I wouldn't go that far.
370
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,635
Have you seen a man over there?
371
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,971
Yes, indeed.
A very good-looking one.
372
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,974
I'll kill him!
373
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,993
Okay--
374
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,744
Oh.
375
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,622
Excuse me, Grandma.
376
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,665
Grandma?
377
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,041
Who do you think
you're talking to?
378
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,626
Well, maybe
I'm all mixed up,
379
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,461
but doesn't
Miss Pleasure O'Riley live here?
380
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,754
Who wants to know?
381
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,381
They said the first house
on the right
382
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,632
as you turn into the street.
383
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:17,925
That's next door,
where I've just been.
384
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,135
Did it ever occur to you
385
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,594
it might be
the first house on the left
386
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,513
coming from
the opposite direction?
387
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,641
Yeah. I didn't think about that.
388
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,268
Well, next time,
get your directions straight
389
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,479
before you come waking people up
in the middle of the night.
390
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,480
I'm sorry.
391
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,482
You ought to be,
you big bully!
392
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,530
"Grandma"?
393
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,666
Samantha!
394
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,002
I'm here, darling.
395
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,134
Oh, my.
396
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,511
Is this your idea
of a joke?
397
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,888
Sorry, darling.
398
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,431
But you do look sweet.
399
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,308
A lot like Whistler's Mother.
400
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,019
Never mind that.
Do something now!
401
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,397
Oh, all right, all right.
Don't get cranky.
402
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,867
Samantha, what am I gonna
do with you?
403
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:29,205
I'm sorry, darling,
but I did it for your own good.
404
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:33,959
Besides, you make
an adorable grandma.
405
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,840
Abner!
406
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,176
Abner!
407
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,887
What could that noise be
at this time of night?
408
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,473
There's only one way
to find out.
409
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,646
What is it?
410
00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:56,732
I've only got
one question for you.
411
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,859
Do you have Pleasure
in this house?
412
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,237
Not too often,
but occasionally.
413
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,298
[Samantha] Gladys Kravitz,
"passion's plaything."
414
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,426
How about that?
415
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,345
Morning Glory Circle
will never be the same.
416
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,811
Hi, Darrin!
417
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,272
Hi.
418
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,108
Oh, hi, Mrs. Stephens.
419
00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:41,734
Gee, I hope I'm not
disturbing you.
420
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,779
No, not at all.
421
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:46,323
We were beginning to wonder
where you were.
422
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,825
In that awful police court.
423
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,327
Although the judge
couldn't have been sweeter.
424
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,538
I must admit,
I cried a little.
425
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,123
Well, that must have helped.
426
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,499
So did that outfit.
427
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,627
Oh, do you like it?
I'm so glad, Mrs. Stephens.
428
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,588
Oh, and, Darrin,
hooray, hooray.
429
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,424
Our worries with Thunderbolt
are all over.
430
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,175
My lawyer
just got a court order,
431
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,512
so now he's got to
stay away from me.
432
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,638
But don't you still have
10 ex-boyfriends left?
433
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,851
Oh, and, Darrin, my insurance
company's going to pay
434
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,979
for poor Mr. Kravitz's
new bridgework.
435
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,733
Oh, and, Darrin,
you want to hear something wild?
436
00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:23,611
So many newspaper photographers
took pictures of me
437
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,987
when I was
on the stand
438
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:28,198
that... guess what.
439
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,407
I give up.
440
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,702
The mayor
called me personally
441
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,998
to offer me a contract
to be Miss Urban Renewal.
442
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,082
Which reminds me.
443
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,292
I've got to
get measured
444
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,170
for my new
civic-center bikini.
445
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,630
Boy!
446
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,634
I can't tell you two how much
I appreciate last night.
447
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,054
Darrin, how can I
ever repay you?
448
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,306
You don't owe him a thing.
449
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,352
Who's that?
450
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,061
Thunderbolt.
Who else?
451
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,396
He's back?
452
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,065
He's going to drive me
to the mayor's office.
453
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,150
He goes everywhere
with me.
454
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,734
Would you
believe something?
455
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,030
He's so unreasonable,
he doesn't even trust our mayor.
456
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,573
I know our mayor.
457
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,951
There's nothing unreasonable
about that.
458
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,457
Boy, you sure look
a lot like your grandma.
459
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,959
I don't think so.
460
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,253
You ready, Pleasure?
461
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713
Ready.
462
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:29,385
Well, goodbye, everybody,
and thanks ever so, Darrin.
463
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,680
You too, Mrs. Stephens.
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