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Samantha Stephens?
Entertainment chairman?
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Why pull a dirty
trick like this
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on an innocent young
bride like her, huh?
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Because only an innocent young
bride like her would fall
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for a dirty trick like this.
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Besides, it's for
a worthy project,
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isn't it?
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You don't have to sell
the hospital relief fund to us.
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Don't forget, we're the ones
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who stuck you with entertainment
chairman last year.
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Believe me, it was a lot tougher
hiring professional talent
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with the kind of budget I had.
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This year the committee
has set aside $50.
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Samantha, over here.
Oh, hi.
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I'm sorry I'm late,
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but on the way
I saw the cutest hat.
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That's all right.
We haven't ordered yet.
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What hat?
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It didn't do a thing for me.
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But don't you love the purse
and shoes that went with it?
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You're the best-dressed chairman
our hospital fund ever had.
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Me?
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Chairman?
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Congratulations.
You'll do a great job.
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Well, thank you.
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It's a great honor.
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I'll do my best.
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Waiter? Garçon?
Somebody!
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Why do we eat here?
You can never get a waiter.
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Did you see that?
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I certainly did.
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It was almost like magic.
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Keep the change.
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Thank you. They really
did it to you, huh?
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I don't mind buying lunch.
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No, not that.
Entertainment chairman.
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They always stick the new
ones with the tough jobs.
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PTA,
friends of the library,
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the garden club,
the birdwatchers.
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Any group of women
that gets together
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to do something, sooner or later
does it at one of my tables.
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You sound like you know
a lot about women.
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When they're in groups.
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How much did they allow you
to spend on entertainment?
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Fifty bucks?
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How did you--?
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I'm an eavesdropper.
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And that's lucky for you.
I happen to have a friend.
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Who'd be willing
to do what for my $50?
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Magic. He's a magician.
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Is he any good?
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Good? He's better than good.
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He's adequate.
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Well, 50 dollars.
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I can't expect
to get Harry Houdini, can I?
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What's his phone number?
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Oh, he hasn't got a phone,
but here's his address.
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Goodbye, buster!
Roxie, wait.
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I've done enough waiting.
I'm leaving.
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And when you sober up,
don't come crawling back
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'cause Roxie's
had it up to here!
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Out of my way,
sister.
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I'm looking
for the Great Zeno.
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You've found him,
and you can have him.
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Mr. Zeno?
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Oh, come in,
come in.
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Mr. Zeno--
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Not "mister," just Zeno.
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The Great Zeno.
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Norman the waiter sent me.
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Ah, ha-ha! Correction.
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Norman, the guardian angel of
fools and tired vaudeville acts.
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Welcome to my home.
Won't you sit down, miss--?
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Mrs. Stephens.
How do you do?
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Your friend Norman said that
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you'd entertain at our
hospital benefit for $50.
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Good old Norman.
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Between the two of us,
I'd have done it for $30.
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I'm sorry you had to come
all the way down,
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but ever since
they took the phone,
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for some reason--
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Well, I understand.
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Here, 50 dollars.
Is it a deal?
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It's a deal.
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Shall we seal it with a nip?
I'll fix you a drink.
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No, no, thank you.
I've just finished lunch.
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This is my lunch.
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And, for dessert--
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What are we celebrating?
Johnny Appleseed's birthday?
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No, the end
of a beautiful friendship.
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My associate, Miss Roxie Ames,
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she's decided to take
her talents elsewhere.
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Lovely girl.
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Oh, it's really not her fault.
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You see,
I have this problem.
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Oh, I hadn't noticed.
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Oh, I don't mean this, no.
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This is just something
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that I do
between engagements.
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My last real engagement
was Hartford, four years ago.
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That's my problem.
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That was your problem.
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You have a job now.
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You know...
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I won't kid you
that I don't need the money.
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What I really need is to get out
there in front of an audience.
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I'll surprise you.
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I used to be good before
I had this run of bad luck.
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[Samantha] I'm sorry.
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Oh, save your pity.
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I can still...
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Ah, well, these are old.
They, uh-- They're like rags.
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But here's one
that the kids just love.
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They break a lot of glasses
at home trying it
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till they get it, but--
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Oh, wait. I guess I hit that
just a little too hard.
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Let me try it again.
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See? But I do
better stuff than that.
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I'm sure you do,
and the job's yours.
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Well--!
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But you've got to promise.
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No more.
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I'll drink to that one.
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Eeek.
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Something the matter?
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Either I'm tighter
than I think I am,
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or I've got the D.T.s.
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Oh, boy.
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I don't know about you,
buster, but I need a drink.
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First time anyone's
called me "buster."
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Oh, I didn't mean you.
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I meant--
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Is he still there?
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He's gone.
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What's the matter?
You seeing things?
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I sure am. Sister Stephens,
I've finally seen the light.
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Hallelujah.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
have you seen my wife lately?
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Kiss me for a dollar
and I'll tell you.
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Only a dollar?
Oh, come on, be a sport.
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Chalk it up to charity.
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They only let me in the kissing
booth on coffee breaks.
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All right.
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Well?
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Mmm, well--
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Hey! How did--?
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I thought you were on
the entertainment committee.
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Wasn't that entertaining?
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Would you like
to try for two?
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Mr. Stephens,
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if you don't want
to buy more kisses,
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would you mind
stepping aside
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for those of
us who do?
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Certainly, Dr. Clarke.
I regret I have but one wife
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to give to your hospital.
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Thank you, dearie.
I'll take over from here.
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Certainly.
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Gentlemen, this booth
does not give refunds.
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[Samantha] Mr. Zeno, may I come in?
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Please go away.
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It's Samantha Stephens, your
friendly neighborhood chairman.
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Oh, come in.
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Hi. You ready?
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I kept hoping she'd show up.
She did the last time.
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Or maybe it was the time
before that. I don't know.
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You're the magician.
You don't need anybody.
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Roxie dresses up the act,
and I do need her.
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Anybody who'd wear
a little costume like that
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wouldn't dress up the act.
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She'd steal it from you.
But, that's the gimmick.
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While they're watching her,
they're not paying attention
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to what I'm doing.
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You see,
I'm a pretty rotten magician.
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Nonsense!
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I bet your act is
just as good without her.
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You don't know much
about magic.
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Oh, I do!
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It's sort of a hobby
with our family.
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Hey, that's pretty good!
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How'd you do that?
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Even we amateurs
know better than
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to tell the tricks
of the trade.
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Look, I can't go
out there alone.
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Would you take Roxie's place
and help me?
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In that costume?
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I couldn't.
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Yeah.
That's that, then.
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Here's what left
of the $50 you gave me.
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I'll pay you the rest
as soon as I get it.
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Wait.
What for?
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You mean you won't go on
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if I don't go out there
with you?
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Welcome, friends
of the new North Hospital.
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Thanks to
our entertainment chairman,
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Mrs. Darrin Stephens,
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we have a special
magic act tonight
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that is full of surprises.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Great Zeno!
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Oh, Ruth.
The curtain, Ruth.
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Ruth!
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Oh.
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Samantha!
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A beautiful lady
deserves beautiful flowers.
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Next, a vase.
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Or is it "vahse"?
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And here it is!
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And, uh...
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here it was.
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No applause.
I told you I'd flop.
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Do the next trick.
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And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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I'm going to
take this rope
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and cut it in half
with this pair of scissors.
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Oh, that's wrong.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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And bring the two separate
pieces back together again
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by magic.
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[Zeno] Voilà!
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One piece of rope.
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Very good!
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Did you see that?
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All of a sudden he's good.
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And she gave him
a funny look.
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Yeah.
You should look so funny.
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What would a magic act be
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without the old
"rabbit from the hat" trick?
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A few passes
of the magic wand...
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and...
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Did you see that?
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What? You never saw
rabbits jumping before?
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Backward?
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Mrs. Stephens
really did it this time.
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I mean, she certainly
found us a clever act.
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The fact remains that
my magician was so good
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that the girls want me to handle
the whole show next year.
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The fact remains
that you did Zeno's magic act
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for him last night, didn't you?
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Not all of it.
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I just helped him
because he was so scared.
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He's such a sweet little man,
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and I couldn't stand
to see him fail.
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To us it's just a show,
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but to him--
I know, sweetheart,
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and I'm very proud of you.
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I just wish you hadn't
had to reach back
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into your old
bag of tricks.
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Hello?
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Oh, Zeno!
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Good for you!
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Zeno's got a job,
a real one!
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On television?
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He's a last-minute substitute
on Variety Showcase.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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Zeno,
you'll do very well without me.
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That's right. You've got to
push 'em out of the nest,
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let 'em fly on their own.
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00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,834
Hold on a minute.
You're absolutely right.
260
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,837
Zeno has to learn to fly
under his own power.
261
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,089
Good girl.
262
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,091
I've got an important meeting
tonight with a client,
263
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,592
so I'll be home late.
264
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,177
I understand.
265
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,640
Hello?
You still there?
266
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,686
What's that I hear
in the background?
267
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,772
Do I hear glasses clinking?
268
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,984
Zeno,
I thought you'd given up bars.
269
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,155
Oh, I can't.
I promised my husband.
270
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,244
Oh, Zeno, don't cry.
271
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,747
All right.
272
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,959
All right, I'll come
to your rehearsal.
273
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,586
Yes. Bye.
274
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,634
I've been watching
the Stephens' house for an hour,
275
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,344
and she's not up to anything.
276
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,888
Never is. It's all
in your imagination.
277
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,099
Say, I saw it
advertised on television.
278
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,269
That little magician is gonna
be on Variety Showcase tonight.
279
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,479
You see?
No, I don't see.
280
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,983
She got him on television.
You'll see.
281
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,109
No, I won't.
282
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,736
He's on opposite
the basketball game.
283
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,071
She must've arranged it.
284
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,907
I bet if you went down
to the television studio,
285
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,119
you'd find Mrs. Stephens
and she'd be up to something.
286
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,499
Hi, Mr. Zeno.
287
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,793
How's everything going?
Oh, never better.
288
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,629
The guy was here telling me how
crazy they are about the act.
289
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,839
I knew you could do it.
290
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,048
Yeah, sure. After all,
291
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,593
it's no different
from the hospital benefit.
292
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,677
That's the spirit.
293
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,554
Oh, who am I kiddin'?
294
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,098
The Great Zeno?
I was never great.
295
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,183
The other night--
296
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,809
I still can't figure out
how I pulled that off.
297
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,186
It must've been having you,
298
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,563
lookin' smiling and pretty,
that gave me confidence.
299
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:24,233
It was a fluke,
a once in a lifetime.
300
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,276
I'll never get through it.
301
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,402
Of course you will.
302
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,614
You just have to
believe in yourself.
303
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,032
Will you stay for the show?
304
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,200
Yes.
305
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,076
You know,
306
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,580
win or lose,
I'd like you to know something.
307
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,373
You're a very nice lady.
308
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,375
Good luck.
309
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,295
Thanks.
310
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,926
All right, wise guy,
311
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,469
where's your
mysterious Mrs. Stephens?
312
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,472
She's got to be here.
She wasn't home.
313
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,224
Well, that makes sense.
314
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,683
Take it now.
315
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,362
Zeno, baby!
316
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,613
Ooh!
317
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,740
I came just as soon
as I heard the good news.
318
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,159
You must be getting
a bundle. Shh.
319
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,578
You don't seem
too happy to see me.
320
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,746
Of course I am, Roxie.
321
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,205
It's just that
we're on the air.
322
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,832
Oh, I know.
323
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,917
Don't you worry, doll.
324
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,461
When Roxie gets out there
325
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,797
and gives out with
the old personality,
326
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,423
we'll come on strong.
327
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,508
Where's my dressing room?
328
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,718
I think I remembered every--
Roxie!
329
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,428
What's this
little character--
330
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,223
Roxie,
she's a friend of mine.
331
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,599
Friend?
332
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,935
Well,
that's a new word for it.
333
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:41,644
Roxie--
334
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,811
After all the years
335
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,939
I carried you
in this stale act.
336
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,608
When you finally luck
into a decent booking,
337
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,776
you brush Roxie for her.
338
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,570
Hey,
what's going on here?
339
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,030
Hold it down.
We're on the air.
340
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,950
You don't need anyone
but me. Tell her.
341
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,910
Never mind, Zeno,
I'll leave.
342
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,287
No, I want
you to stay.
343
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,872
I want her to go.
Roxie, we're on in a minute.
344
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,749
Please, go get
your costume on.
345
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,251
That's the girl.
346
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,755
You said everything
would be all right
347
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,715
all along.
348
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,259
It will be.
Yeah.
349
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,313
I don't understand it.
350
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,815
Samantha's gotta be
around here somewhere.
351
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,066
What do you think,
352
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,776
the magician's gonna pull
her out of his hat?
353
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,409
On this next trick, tell him
to keep the camera on me
354
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,077
'cause I'm doing
the most important stuff.
355
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,830
Until I hand him the tray.
Then go to your two-shot.
356
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,460
Boy, this dame
is murder.
357
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,378
She is sure
of herself.
358
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,882
She's hoggin' the whole bit.
Why doesn't Zeno stop her?
359
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,188
Watch it, stupid.
You're getting it all over me.
360
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,481
Sorry.
361
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,619
The old guy's a little rusty,
but don't worry.
362
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,244
I know how
to cover for him.
363
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,005
Roxie,
you're killing me. Why?
364
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,759
'Cause this is Roxie's
big chance, you jerk.
365
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:41,847
I'm out to get a regular spot
as the Variety Showcase girl.
366
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,684
And now,
ladies and gentlemen, I--
367
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,523
Oh, boy,
this is brutal.
368
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,733
I watched the run-through.
369
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,318
He'd have been better
off without her.
370
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,244
I thought I told you to get
lost! Give me that.
371
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,161
Roxie--
372
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,455
Aha! See that? See?
She's here!
373
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:08,457
What do you say to that?
374
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,917
I say you made me lose
the basketball game.
375
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,420
Get off the stage, sister,
376
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,172
or 40 million people will see
how you look with no teeth.
377
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,387
My assistant
will place her hand
378
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,722
into the empty fish bowl
379
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:28,102
and draw out a surprise.
380
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,270
I can't get my hand out.
381
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,439
Don't worry,
I'll cover for you.
382
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,987
And now--
383
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,282
Well, we caught
a big one, didn't we?
384
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,619
Well, while we're waiting
for the surprise...
385
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,624
ladies and gentlemen,
I have here...
386
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,961
Oh!
387
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,255
This is even better
than the basketball game.
388
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,136
How about that, folks?
389
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,138
A magician and a comedy act,
both for the price of one.
390
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,391
You can't tell me
that was just an accident.
391
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,144
Who cares? It's the first
good trick in the act.
392
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,147
You did that on purpose.
393
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,576
Bring her back.
Bring her back!
394
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,329
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
395
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,205
what would a magic act
be without
396
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,583
the "egg in a
hat" trick?
397
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,336
An ordinary hat...
398
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,423
and an ordinary
hen egg.
399
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:46,263
Observe the ordinary hen egg
and an ordinary table knife.
400
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:56,315
Take the magic wand,
stir gently and...
401
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,442
voilà!
402
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,654
See how it's grown.
403
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:13,374
Come on, let's hear it
for the Great Zeno!
404
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,961
You hear that?
They love you.
405
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,045
What happened
to Roxie?
406
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,588
Don't worry.
She'll be back.
407
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,548
This is your big moment.
408
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,465
You go out there and
make the most of it.
409
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,301
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
410
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,761
I'm giving up show business.
411
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,098
You don't need me. You don't
need anybody. You're good.
412
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,766
He is good...
Darrin.
413
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,102
...good for the next 13 weeks.
414
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,271
Who told you so?
My client, the sponsor.
415
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,732
Your client?
You got Zeno this job?
416
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,067
We did.
417
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,484
What happened
to your meeting?
418
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:43,529
I had a feeling you
wouldn't stay out of this.
419
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,655
Darrin, that's not fair.
420
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,740
I just came down
to wish Zeno good luck.
421
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,032
Come on, Sam,
422
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,243
I've been watching you
from the sponsor's booth.
423
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,494
You have?
Yes, I have.
424
00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:52,746
From now on,
425
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,332
the only one doing any magic
on the show is the magician.
426
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,042
I'm here to see
you keep your nose
427
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,335
out of his business.
428
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,464
Now, today's newspaper.
429
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:06,594
We place it on top
and turn it over.
430
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,971
We rub a little.
431
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:10,973
Samantha!
432
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,101
I can't help it.
I have to sneeze.
433
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,772
The power of the press.
434
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:28,907
Either we've been hypnotized
or we're out of our minds.
435
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,075
Don't talk plural.
436
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,161
I'm hypnotized,
you're out of your mind.
437
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,340
Darrin?
438
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,304
Darrin, I'm sleepy.
439
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,013
Why don't you
go to bed, sweetheart?
440
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,350
I'll be along just
as soon as I get this trick.
441
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,852
I think
I'm getting the hang of it.
442
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,990
I guess I'll go to bed.
443
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,420
Sam! Sam, I did it.
444
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,130
I did it!
445
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,968
At least I think I did.
446
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,386
Darrin.
447
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,388
Up here, sweetheart.
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