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Everything here is just
beautiful, Samantha.
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Thank you, Gertrude.
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If I look a little green,
it's pure envy.
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I break out whenever I see
a friend happily married.
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Your turn will come.
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I know, but when?
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As soon as you meet
the right man.
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Have any idea
where he's hiding?
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I'll bet Darrin knows
plenty of nice single men.
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Ohh, I don't want to
seem too eager, Samantha,
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but I'm always available.
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I'll have him invite someone
to dinner Friday night.
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Ohh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry about it. It's only
an inexpensive replica.
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It can be replaced.
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It didn't look inexpensive.
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Looks can be deceiving.
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Now, Gertrude, are you gonna
be able to come for dinner
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Friday night?
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Sure.
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But I think you'd be better off
inviting Hurricane Hannah.
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Don't be silly.
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See you Friday night.
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Thanks.
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What time Friday?
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Eight o'clock.
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I told you it could be replaced.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hi there, sweetheart.
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Hi, baby.
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Did you have a hard day
at the office?
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The usual.
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I bet you're glad to have a nice
home to return to after work.
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You bet I am.
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Can I fix you a drink?
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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I bet some fellows at the office
aren't that lucky.
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None of them are.
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Some of them probably
aren't even married.
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Are you driving
at something, Sam?
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Why would you say that?
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Something about
your approach.
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There are probably lots
of attractive bachelors
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at the office, aren't there?
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Why?
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Darrin, does every question
have to have a "why" behind it?
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Look, Sam, nobody asks
a question like that
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without having
an ulterior motive.
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Now, you own up.
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What is it?
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Do you have some
single girlfriend
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who's looking for a husband?
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Well, there is one
lovely girl I know.
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Uh-huh. Who?
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Gertrude.
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Do I know her?
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You met her
at the hospital benefit.
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Oh.
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Was she the one with the--?
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No, that's Lola.
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Was she the one with the--?
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No, I think you're
thinking about Nancy.
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I am thinking about Nancy.
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Forget about Nancy!
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Think about Gertrude.
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I'm afraid she didn't make much
of an impression on me, Sam.
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She'll make a fine impression
on some poor lonely boy
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at your office.
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No, she won't.
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I don't know any
poor lonely boys.
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What about that artist friend
of yours?
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Kermit.
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Oh, you're kidding!
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Kermit's having a ball
being single.
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Women throw themselves
at his feet.
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What a life that Kermit lives.
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You were leading the same
kind of life when you met me.
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And you were glad to give it up.
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Weren't you?
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Sure I was, Sam.
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But a girl like you
doesn't come along every day.
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Neither does a girl
like Gertrude.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you ask Kermit
to dinner Friday night?
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Sam, if there's one thing Kermit
is not in the market for,
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it's a wife.
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Darling, I'm just asking you
to invite him to dinner,
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not his wedding.
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For me?
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Please?
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Hi, Kermit.
Hi, Darrin.
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Mmm. Boy!
You like her?
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Who wouldn't?
Name's Susan.
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I know. I met her with you
a few times, remember?
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Oh, that's right.
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Um...
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I guess you're going to be busy
Friday night, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah. She asked me
out to her place.
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That's that.
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That's what?
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My wife had the crazy notion
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that you might like to come
to dinner at our house.
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Is Samantha a good cook?
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Pretty good.
I'll come.
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And walk away from that?
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Well, I can always
walk right back.
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I hope.
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What time?
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Dinner's at 8.
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I'll be there.
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Hey, that's mine, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Candles?
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We always have candles when
we have guests for dinner.
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Tonight I'd like the lights on.
Why?
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So that Kermit can get a good
look at your friend Gertrude.
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Now, darling,
don't make it sound
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as if I'm trying
to put something over on him.
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Well, aren't you?
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When he gets to know Gertrude,
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he's going to thank you
for bringing them together.
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If she were
the kind of girl
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that would make an impression
on Kermit,
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I'd remember her
from the hospital benefit.
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Don't judge everybody's tastes
by your own, sweetheart.
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One man's meat
is another man's--
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I know this particular man's
tastes, Sam, believe me.
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Now, you behave yourself.
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I'll try.
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Hi. I hope I'm not late.
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No, you're the first one here.
Come on in, Gertrude.
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Hi, Darrin.
Nice seeing you again.
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Hi, Gertrude.
Nice seeing you again.
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Married life
must agree with you.
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You've put on a little weight,
haven't you?
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Oh, have I?
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Well, you look
just about the same.
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Really?
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I'd better retreat
to the powder room
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and see whether I can
do something about that.
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I don't remember her
at all.
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Darrin!
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I'll get it, honey.
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Hello, Darrin.
Hi, Kermit. Come on in.
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Thank you. Hi, Samantha.
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Hello, Kermit.
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Ah, what'll I do
with this, Darrin?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Was it valuable?
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Don't ask.
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Don't kid.
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Don't worry. It can be
replaced just like that.
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Stop trying to frighten
the poor man. I'll do that.
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Hi. I'm Gertrude.
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Oh, I'm Kermit.
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Thanks for setting me straight
about that vase.
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My old buddy here
had me worried for a minute.
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Well, that vase happened to be
an authentic relic.
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Ha. So am I.
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Were you warned about me or do
I come as a horrible surprise?
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You're a delightful surprise.
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Tell me all about yourself.
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Oh, it's a terribly
uninteresting story.
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Why don't you tell me
all about you?
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With pleasure. You just happened
to hit on my favorite subject.
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He likes her.
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Where did she get the idea
that vase could be replaced?
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Oh, don't worry about it,
darling. It can.
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Samantha.
Mm-hm?
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Is Gertrude a--?
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A what?
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You know.
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Really, Darrin!
Now, come on.
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They seem to have taken to
each other. Isn't that nice?
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"Nice" isn't the word.
It's strange.
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You're surrounded by
beautiful girls day and night.
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I must come
as quite a shock.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I'm not exactly
the model type.
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I think you're
a very lovely type
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and I wish you'd stop
running yourself down.
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Darrin, this girl
is terrific.
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Where have you
been hiding her?
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You'll have to ask
my wife that question.
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Uh, what are you people
drinking?
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie.
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Uh, what's that?
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It's my own invention.
It's composed of--
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Two parts vodka,
one part gin
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and one part
bicarbonate of soda.
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How in the world
did you know that?
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I don't know. I must be psychic.
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie too.
It sounds interesting.
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Two Crazy Charlies coming up.
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Make that three.
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Three Crazy Charlies.
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And one bicarb of soda.
Straight.
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I can't get over
you knowing about Crazy Charlie.
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I bet you two find you have
a lot of things in common.
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Ah, Kermit, come here.
I need your help.
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I'll go.
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[Darrin] I want Kermit.
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Excuse me.
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What do you think of him?
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As a rule,
I don't like handsome men,
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but he's the exception.
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Be careful.
Of what?
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Gertrude.
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What's the matter with her?
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I'm not sure.
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She seems perfectly okay to me.
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Believe me, I know more about
these things than you do.
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Since when?
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Since I got married.
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Listen, chum, a marriage license
is not a Master's degree.
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I know what I'm talking about!
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So do I.
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Take my advice:
Ignore that girl.
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I've got a better idea.
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What?
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I'll ignore you.
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Oh, Kermit.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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It's, uh... different.
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So are you.
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The curlew are passing over
early this year.
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Don't tell me
you're a bird lover!
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It's my one passion.
Don't tell me you are!
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Oh, I have many hidden
passions. That's one.
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Hey, I've got a great idea.
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You want me to go birdwatching
with you tomorrow morning.
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Gertrude, that's
absolutely astonishing.
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Confess. You possess
supernatural powers.
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Samantha, can I speak to you
in the kitchen for a minute?
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When?
Now!
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Excuse me.
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Is Gertrude a witch?
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Ha-ha-ha. Darrin!
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Is that why you've
been acting so funny?
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I've been acting funny?!
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I'm glad you recognize it.
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Oh, come on, Sam!
I want a straight answer.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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For Kermit's sake.
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Gertrude is no more
of a witch than--
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Than you are! I thought so.
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Oh, I forgot myself
for a minute.
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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All right,
Gertrude is a witch.
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All of my friends
are witches
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and we're just waiting
for the right time
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to swoop down on
Morning Glory Circle
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and claim it in the name
of Beelzebub.
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Oh, come on, Sam. Quit kidding.
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Who's kidding?
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I have to check
my roast.
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Sam?
Yes, dear?
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Do something for me,
will you?
261
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,184
Anything.
262
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,771
Tell me honestly.
Is she or isn't she?
263
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,231
Is she or isn't she what?
264
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,941
Oh, come on, Sam.
This is serious.
265
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,235
Kermit's stopped dating
all of his old girlfriends.
266
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,987
He's going out with Gertrude
every single night.
267
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:22,283
Ohh! That does sound serious.
268
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,410
What I want to know is why.
269
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,578
Don't you think you ought
to ask Kermit?
270
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,874
I did ask Kermit. He can't
figure it out either.
271
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,752
It's obvious they
like each other very much.
272
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,545
It's obvious she's a witch.
273
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,089
Does a girl
have to be a witch
274
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,299
to make a man give up
all his old girlfriends?
275
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,594
If the man's Kermit
and the girl's Gertrude, yes.
276
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096
That's ridiculous, Darrin.
277
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,597
I know your tricks, Samantha.
278
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:48,684
I didn't use one single trick
to bring them together.
279
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,895
That proves she's a witch!
280
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:51,980
How does that prove it?
281
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,315
How did she know
about Crazy Charlie?
282
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,734
Oh.
283
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,112
Well, I just did it
to get them started.
284
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,280
She's very shy, you know.
285
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,115
Oh.
286
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,616
And the curlew?
287
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,119
You brought them over a wee bit
early this year, didn't you?
288
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,996
They were on their way anyway.
289
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,455
It was only a matter
of a couple of weeks.
290
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,417
Sam, do you realize
this nonsense of yours
291
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,836
could end up with those two
getting married?
292
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,296
Wouldn't that be nice?
293
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,298
A joke's a joke,
but this is no joke!
294
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,216
Kermit shouldn't be married
under a spell.
295
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,969
Darling, nobody gets married
under a witch's spell.
296
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,554
We haven't got
that kind of power.
297
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,848
No?
No.
298
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,809
A man meets a girl,
they fall in love,
299
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,477
and he asks her to marry him.
300
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,855
Just like you asked me.
301
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,400
How do I know I wasn't
under your spell?
302
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,486
Is that what you think?
303
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,529
I don't know what I think.
304
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,032
Except I do think
Gertrude's a witch.
305
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,245
What do you have
against witches?
306
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,582
Well, nothing
personally, but--
307
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,667
But what?
308
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,714
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
309
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,565
Hi, Darrin.
Kermit.
310
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,525
Did you okay those layouts?
311
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,361
Not yet.
312
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,030
Look, Kermit, I think
we'd better have a talk.
313
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,448
About what?
314
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,408
About the way you've been
treating your old friends.
315
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,576
What friends?
316
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,244
For example, Susan.
Susan?
317
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,455
You know, you haven't called her
since you met Gertrude.
318
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,416
I haven't been going out
with anybody but Gertrude.
319
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,626
Is that any reason
320
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,294
to turn your back on
an old friend like Susan?
321
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,464
Susan's not a friend.
She's a girl.
322
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,007
Susan is a person!
323
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,926
And she's interested
in you as a person.
324
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,011
In your career, in your mind.
325
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,304
You've got to be kidding.
326
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,723
Come on, okay those layouts,
will you?
327
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,767
I can't now. I'm too busy.
328
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,185
When will you be able to?
329
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,853
Not until tomorrow
at the earliest.
330
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,647
They have to go
to the engravers.
331
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,898
Maybe late tomorrow.
332
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,358
How late?
333
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,609
Ten o'clock.
334
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,485
At night?
335
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,028
We'll have dinner
and drinks.
336
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,073
I'll meet you
at the Interlude at 10:00.
337
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,037
Of course I remember you,
Darrin.
338
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,372
You work with
that treacherous Kermit
339
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,417
who hasn't called me
in more than a month.
340
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,210
A spell?
341
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,339
Well, if he's been sick I'm sure
I can make him feel better.
342
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,925
All right. The Interlude at 10.
343
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,343
I'll be there.
344
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,271
Hello, Kermit?
345
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,815
Sorry to disappoint you,
Gertrude. It's only me.
346
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,861
If I sound like a giddy girl
in love, it's your fault.
347
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,320
What are you doing tonight?
348
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,947
I plan on going to sleep early.
349
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,409
It's the first night in weeks
I won't be seeing Kermit.
350
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,495
And I think I know why.
351
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:58,624
Kermit and Darrin are meeting
at the Interlude tonight.
352
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,959
Darrin says it's business,
353
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,462
but monkey business
is more like it.
354
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,006
He doesn't know it yet,
but I'm going along
355
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,509
and I want you to meet me there
at 10:00.
356
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,262
Good.
357
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,933
You know something?
358
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,101
I miss Gertrude.
359
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,729
That's sweet.
It's crazy.
360
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,897
She's the only girl I know
361
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,899
I never run out
of conversation with.
362
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,859
I think I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
363
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,360
That's wonderful!
364
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,197
What made you suddenly
think of a thing like that?
365
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,448
I didn't suddenly think of it.
366
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492
I've been thinking about it
for weeks.
367
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,035
Hi.
368
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,119
Susan!
369
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,496
I hope I didn't
keep you waiting.
370
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,122
Oh, hi, Susan.
371
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,165
Waiting?
372
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,374
No, no, of course not.
373
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,751
I don't believe
you've met my wife.
374
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,002
Samantha, this is Susan.
375
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,212
Hello.
376
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,755
You two I'm sure
will like each other.
377
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,756
I'm sure.
378
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,216
Won't you sit down, Susan?
379
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,384
Thank you.
Please, take my chair, Susan.
380
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,677
You know,
it's a funny thing,
381
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,096
Kermit and I were
talking about you today.
382
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,348
Weren't we, Kermit?
383
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,516
[Susan] I'm glad to hear that.
384
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,518
He said some
very nice things.
385
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,936
Very nice.
386
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,146
Did you tell him about the night
our car broke down
387
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,564
near that funny roadhouse?
388
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,525
And we had to walk
through the rain.
389
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,069
And you swept me up in your arms
and carried me.
390
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,779
[Kermit] And I slipped.
391
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,448
We went splashing into
that muddy water.
392
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,371
I'd almost forgotten.
393
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,705
Susan's quite a girl.
394
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,082
I'll bet.
395
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,708
When Darrin
called me today,
396
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,127
I had some misgivings as to
whether I should see you again.
397
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,420
But now I don't.
398
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,882
I bet you two had
marvelous times together.
399
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,429
Don't bet on that. You'd lose.
400
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,390
But you said...
401
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,058
Kermit carried you
through the rain.
402
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,352
And dropped me
in the mud puddle.
403
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,398
Oh, those rippling muscles
are nothing but butterfat.
404
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,275
But he was doing his best.
405
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,984
I bet you had real fun together.
406
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,655
Fun? Oh, it was terrible!
407
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,657
I'm glad I finally
got the chance
408
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,700
to tell you off.
409
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,494
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to leave.
410
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,665
Don't hesitate on my account.
No, wait!
411
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,791
For what?
412
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,044
I've had it with this
musclebound Sir Galahad.
413
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,754
Don't ever call me again.
414
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,715
And that goes for you too.
415
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,598
Susan's never talked
like that before.
416
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,474
It is strange.
417
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,602
She was so friendly at first.
418
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,271
She wouldn't have if my wife
had gone and powdered her nose
419
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,815
instead of twitching it
in other people's business.
420
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,775
I didn't say a word.
421
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,777
You didn't have to.
422
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,845
I'm looking for
Mrs. Stephens, please.
423
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,640
Oh, of course. Right this way.
424
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,186
My goodness,
look who's here.
425
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,854
Gertrude!
Kermit!
426
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,898
I don't know how you got here
but I'm sure glad you did.
427
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,404
I want to ask you
a question.
428
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,696
Would you excuse us?
429
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,532
Yes, of course.
430
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,372
Dirty pool.
431
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,332
All's fair in love and war.
432
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,750
Samantha, once and for all,
433
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,835
stop interfering
in Kermit's wife.
434
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,796
Life!
435
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,506
Samantha,
Gertrude would like you
436
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,007
to join her in the powder room.
437
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,509
She's crying.
438
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,427
What did you say to her?
439
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,346
I asked her to marry me.
440
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,390
Congratulations!
441
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,561
Well, what are you
looking so unhappy about?
442
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,188
I'm the one who's
getting married.
443
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,564
I'm sorry I have
to tell you this,
444
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,525
but there doesn't seem
to be any other way.
445
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,984
Tell me.
446
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,236
You're not gonna believe this.
447
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,279
I believe whatever
anybody tells me.
448
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,698
Gertrude's a witch.
449
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,407
Except that.
I'm not kidding!
450
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,284
Listen to me, Kermit.
Now, look, Darrin.
451
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,413
Stop making insinuating remarks
about Gertrude.
452
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,999
Or I won't invite you
to the wedding.
453
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,558
Sweetheart.
454
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,851
Mmm.
455
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,852
You'd better wake up
456
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,561
or by the time we get
to the wedding,
457
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,981
Gertrude will have already
flown off on her broom.
458
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,484
Very funny. Very funny.
459
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,241
Oh, dear. It's raining.
460
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,785
An omen of things to come
for poor Kermit.
461
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,036
Darrin!
462
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,632
No witch would let herself
get married on a day like this.
463
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,677
Matter of fact,
464
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,846
no witch would even attend
a wedding on a day like this.
465
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,071
Good.
466
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,038
A union embodying
such an ideal
467
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:32,291
is not be entered into
lightly or unadvisedly,
468
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,460
but reverently, discreetly,
469
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,630
advisedly, soberly
and in the fear of God.
470
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,175
Into such a union
you come now to be joined.
471
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,178
If there be any here present
who knows any just cause
472
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,847
why they may not lawfully
be joined in marriage,
473
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,308
I require him now
to make it known
474
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,143
or--
475
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:56,190
Darrin, you wouldn't
say anything, would you?
476
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,317
Well, um--
477
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,319
They're so much
in love.
478
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,154
And it isn't witchcraft.
479
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,699
You do believe me,
don't you?
480
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,205
I believe you.
481
00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:15,042
- -Forever after
to hold his peace.
482
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,796
Do you, Kermit,
take this woman
483
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,214
to be your lawful wedded wife,
484
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:23,717
to love and to cherish,
to have and to hold,
485
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,177
and forsaking all others,
486
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,595
will you cleave to her
487
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,265
and to her only so long
as you both shall live?
488
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,266
I will.
489
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,559
Do you, Gertrude,
490
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,686
take this man to be your
lawful wedded husband,
491
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,396
to love and to cherish,
492
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,856
to have and to hold,
493
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,567
and forsaking all others,
will you cleave to him
494
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,528
and to him only so long
as you both shall live?
495
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,488
I will.
496
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,449
I now declare you
man and wife.
497
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,465
Wasn't that a marvelous party?
It was great.
498
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,846
You know, I can't get over
how much Kermit's changed.
499
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,222
Changed?
500
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,350
Yes, it's just been
a few weeks and he's--
501
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,478
Well, I don't know,
he's acting like a--
502
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,689
Married man.
503
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,025
You know something, Sam?
Mmm?
504
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,861
Love can cast almost as powerful
a spell on a man
505
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,237
as witchcraft.
506
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,448
I'll let you in on
a little professional secret.
507
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:31,118
It's a lot more potent than
anything we can conjure up.
508
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,119
Yeah.
509
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,374
[Darrin] Oh, boy.
510
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,001
Here we go again.
511
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,171
Honey, I'm sorry.
512
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,089
Honey, couldn't you have found
a safer place for it?
513
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,799
This was bound
to happen again.
514
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,885
Well, I thought
it would be all right.
515
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,511
Would you do me a favor?
516
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,596
Mmm.
517
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,556
Would you put it
back together again?
518
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,851
I thought you didn't like me
correcting mistakes that way.
519
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,061
I'm making an exception.
520
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,229
Would you please put it
back together again?
521
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,856
All right.
522
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,154
That's fabulous.
523
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,616
Would you like me
to do a little magic?
524
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,035
You? Magic?
525
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,244
What did you have in mind?
526
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,414
Something that you'll like,
I think.
527
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,500
Be my guest.
528
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,926
Well, what do you know?
It worked.
529
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,886
That's one
you can count on.
530
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:34,013
It'll work every time.
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