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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,190 Hi. Hi. 2 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:54,930 Boy, it was sweet of you to invite me here. I haven't seen you and Jane for so 3 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,930 long. 4 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:59,650 What a lovely scent you have, Jane. 5 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,110 Oh, thank you, obsession. 6 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:04,069 Where is Jane? 7 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,930 She's in Connecticut visiting her mother. 8 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:08,530 Well, then, Larry, I shouldn't be here. 9 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:15,370 Look, Jane and I have been friends for a long time, since we were kids. 10 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,660 Can't let you do this. 11 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,900 It's making me horny. 12 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,440 We have an arrangement. 13 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,800 A sort of open marriage, I'd like to say. 14 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:25,460 Oh. 15 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:40,990 you and jane that i'm going to be living with this very special man is it 16 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:47,910 serious well i hope so but listen larry i don't want him ever 17 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:54,870 to find out about tonight it might spoil things jane my life 18 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:55,870 is healed 19 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,380 I've been avoiding you. 20 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:06,160 I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'm so full of guilt. 21 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,100 Guilt? 22 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,080 Oh, no, thanks. 23 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,900 What should you feel so guilty about? 24 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:22,140 Um, well, I guess I really shouldn't feel guilty, but, uh... About Larry? 25 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:29,380 Well, when he explained your open marriage... Didn't he explain... 26 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,640 Yes, he did explain to me about our open marriage. 27 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:38,340 Well, great, then. I mean, he was so frank about it, he must have told you 28 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,100 everything. Oh, yes. 29 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:53,060 And the best part was when George came. 30 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,300 Half a pint, no exaggeration. 31 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980 George, doesn't he have a last name? 32 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,700 George Bundy. 33 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,540 And he's not listed in the telephone book. 34 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:12,680 Well, listen, thanks for the milk and cookies, and I'll be seeing you soon, 35 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,760 okay? Bye. 36 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:57,750 I know it's been a long time since we... I'll confess lately, I've done a 37 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,870 lot of thinking about you. 38 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:03,770 Warm, wet, lovely thoughts. 39 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:08,430 Can you drop over to my place? 40 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,270 Yes? 41 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:12,930 Yes. 42 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,610 I'm still married to Larry. 43 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,550 He won't be home until after eight tonight. 44 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:23,950 Okay. Be fine. 45 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:25,810 Bye. 46 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,530 Come in. 47 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,250 Oh, Warren. Nice to see you. 48 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,910 Hmm. Here. Filled to perfection. 49 00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:39,510 Here. 50 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:40,830 Do what? 51 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,690 Uh, Jane. 52 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,070 Hmm? Just what is it that you expect from me? 53 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,160 I just wanted you to see me. 54 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,740 I could sure see you. 55 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,300 Oh, this? 56 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,140 I just wanted to be comfortable. 57 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,520 Really? 58 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:06,819 Oh. 59 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,839 What do we have here? 60 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:22,710 Great. 61 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,160 Oh, yeah. 62 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,300 Fuck me in the... 63 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:56,850 Cock. 64 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,620 Oh baby. 65 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,440 for fucking good. 66 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,380 Do that again sometime. 67 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,040 Of course, darling. 68 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,320 I'll see you soon, baby, okay? 69 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080 Ciao. 70 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:15,780 Bye. 71 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,300 Wow, what a lovely little farewell thing. 72 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,260 Larry, how long have you been here? 73 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:30,920 Long after he cries of ecstasy. 74 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:36,390 You should have been here early this morning when Jenny was here and told us 75 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:37,870 about our open marriage. 76 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:42,270 So what do you want me to do about it? Do you want me to move out? 77 00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:45,790 No, I don't think that's a good idea. 78 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,720 I don't know. 79 00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:05,330 Amen. 80 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:06,830 Amen. 81 00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:50,770 you 82 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,880 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:55,990 Fuck you, pussy. Yeah, yeah. 84 00:35:57,370 --> 00:36:00,270 You're like a fucking moan, aren't you? 85 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:01,930 Yeah. 86 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,030 Yes. 87 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:35,990 It wasn't difficult for me to locate George Bundy, even if he wasn't listed 88 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:36,990 the phone book. 89 00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:45,950 Hello. My name. 90 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:47,710 Jane Halsey? 91 00:42:48,090 --> 00:42:49,090 That's my name. 92 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:51,210 I thought... No. 93 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:53,290 Something leaked my door. 94 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:56,010 I put it under your door. 95 00:42:58,029 --> 00:43:00,610 Look, we're both friends of Jennifer Wilde. 96 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:03,330 And you asked me not to say anything to her. 97 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:05,690 As a matter of fact, I shouldn't even be here now. 98 00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:07,310 Well, then why are you here? 99 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:10,590 I'm just curious. 100 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:36,020 Yeah. 101 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,880 Thank you. 102 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,360 I'm sorry. 103 00:45:29,630 --> 00:45:31,030 Oh, yeah, baby. 104 00:45:33,050 --> 00:45:34,050 Yeah. 105 00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:30,070 Mm -hmm. 106 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:49,620 I want it. 107 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,420 Good. Huh? 108 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,720 My nose. 109 00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,540 Huh? Look at her. 110 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,840 Huh? Oh. 111 00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:38,220 You're hot. 112 00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:39,580 Oh, yeah. 113 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,840 Oh, yeah. 114 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,420 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 115 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:47,060 Oh, yeah. 116 00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:51,720 Oh, yeah. 117 00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:53,860 Come on, baby. 118 00:49:51,370 --> 00:49:51,968 Oh, it's big. 119 00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:53,710 Hot. My turn. 120 00:49:54,030 --> 00:49:55,110 Oh, I love it. 121 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:03,490 Oh, baby. 122 00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:04,930 Oh, okay. Yeah. 123 00:50:05,410 --> 00:50:06,750 Yeah. Yeah. 124 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:08,910 Yeah. Yeah. 125 00:50:25,499 --> 00:50:27,100 Oh, yeah. 126 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:32,160 Oh, let me taste it. Oh, God. 127 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,920 Oh, 128 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,900 yeah. 129 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:52,040 You sure lived up to the advance 130 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,040 notices. 131 00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:55,010 Maybe we could do it again sometime. 132 00:50:55,370 --> 00:50:59,230 Oh, I sure hope so. And you know, I have a friend that would just love you. 133 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:00,388 Oh, really? 134 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,390 Yeah. 135 00:51:02,570 --> 00:51:06,370 Oh, George, this is my husband, Larry. Larry, George. 136 00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:07,649 How you doing? 137 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:08,650 Oh, hi. 138 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:11,730 Don't forget that encore you owe me sometime. 139 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:13,490 Uh, yeah, sure. 140 00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:15,090 I gotta go right now. 141 00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:16,310 Nice meeting you. 142 00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:17,850 Sure. Take care. Bye -bye. 143 00:51:18,790 --> 00:51:19,990 You look a nice young man. 144 00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:22,910 Oh, he's a very nice young man. Yeah? 145 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,240 Yeah. 146 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,340 Mmm. 147 00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:55,220 Oh my God. 148 00:58:15,779 --> 00:58:18,580 Thank you. 149 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,120 Then it would be a better time. 150 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:32,500 Mmm. 151 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:10,090 My nipples suck. 152 01:08:10,530 --> 01:08:12,350 Yeah. Oh. 153 01:08:14,330 --> 01:08:15,330 Oh. 154 01:08:18,649 --> 01:08:19,649 Oh. 155 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:21,330 Oh. 156 01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:28,029 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 157 01:12:51,150 --> 01:12:52,150 Um... 158 01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,290 Good. Better than that. 159 01:18:05,350 --> 01:18:06,430 Can I wait for the grand finale? 160 01:18:06,790 --> 01:18:08,670 Ah, you've come in time for the last movement. 161 01:18:09,070 --> 01:18:10,110 What the hell was that? 162 01:18:10,470 --> 01:18:11,470 Hot buttered popcorn. 163 01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:14,170 Forget it, darling. 164 01:18:14,430 --> 01:18:16,470 How about some hot buttered pussy? 165 01:18:16,990 --> 01:18:18,650 Yeah, sounds good. 9671

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