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Bachelors!
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This is the life.
Yeah!
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No wives,
no responsibilities.
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Just a boss,
his employee,
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having goods times
with their pants off.
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I gotta admit,
it is pretty fun
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doing whatever the hell
I want.
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What's next on
the Bachelor Bucket List?
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Ooh, let's see.
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Alright.
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"Do the dance
from 'Risky Business'."
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Yeah. Check.
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"Leave toilet seat up
after peeing."
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Oh, big check-a-rooni.
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"Beat all-time
jerk-off record."
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Uh, what? I-I mean,
I didn't do that one.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Somebody else must've
checked it off
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and put a huge smiley face
next to it.
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Wait, is that--
is that really the whole list?
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Huh.
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Yeah, I guess there's just
a lot less to do
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as a bachelor
than I remember.
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Are you kidding me?
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The world is our oyster.
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Come on!
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Hey, do you dare me to drink
this nasty cocktail
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I made from all the condiments
in my fridge?
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Oh, no. Actually,
you know what, Morris?
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I think I'm just gonna go home
and wait for Freya to come back.
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But thank you so much
for this.
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This--
This was really awesome.
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- Alright, you dared me!
- Okay, I didn't.
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Watch.
I don't want to.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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I mean, dude,
you're missing out.
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Oh.
I'm gonna hurl.
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Sid, we're back
from the Wasteland.
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I brought you some sand.
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Freya? Freya!
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Sid! Oh.
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I don't want another day
to go by
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where I don't wake up
by your side.
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Okay.
I missed you, too, boy.
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Alright.
Off.
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Oh, boy.
How was the trip?
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Yeah, had a fun time
with the War Dogs.
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You know, we chopped off
some heads, I bit a horse.
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The usual.
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But I ended up resigning
as their warlord.
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Whoa.
Uh, Freya,
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you know I would never ask
you to do that, right?
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No, no, no.
It's okay.
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It's just--
It's not who I am anymore.
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I think I'm ready
for a new adventure.
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Does that mean... Yeah.
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Yeah, I wanna do
the stupid baby thing.
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Yes!
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And I still hate the baby,
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but sounds like this ship
has sailed on that, so, yeah?
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Okay, guess that's that.
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See, guys?
Everything worked out,
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and now all we have to do
is live happily ever...
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...after?
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What?!
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It's hard to hear you over
that scary, mechanical roar.
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This is it.
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The day when machines destroy
humanity once and for all.
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Rock.
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Jeez, there's like a million
of these things.
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Why do people care
about this planet?
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It sucks.
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You know, you really
didn't have to come
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all the way out here.
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I'm happy to lead
the robot army by myself.
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Especially if it means
getting back
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at my ex-best friend Freya.
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You'll get your chance,
TI-90.
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Just think-- a future
where robots rule the world,
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where you never have
to grow older
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or evolve as a person,
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where you can keep doing
the same old shit
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you've always been doing
for the rest of eternity.
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Huh.
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Rock!
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Jesus.
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I almost fully ate it
on that one.
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Scary.
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Oh, mama.
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What is it, boy?
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Oh, you know-- Well, firstly,
everything is so good.
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Yeah, just so, so good up here.
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Secondly, there is a huge army
of robots coming to kill us all.
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Oh, my God.
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- John Christ was right.
- Who's John Christ?
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Oh, right,
you weren't here.
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So, he's this guy from the past
who's destined
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to lead the human resistance in
the war against the machines.
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It's kind of complicated.
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No, no, I get it.
Yeah, makes sense.
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You do?
Wow. Okay.
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NeuralNet:
Citizens of Boomtown!
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It is I, NeuralNet.
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Deliver John Christ
to us now or we will--
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We can't hear anything
that you're saying!
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Could you threaten us
a little louder?!
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Sorry, we're having trouble
with the Bluetooth!
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I don't see
where to connect it.
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I think you have to hold
the pause button.
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Really?
That can't be right.
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I know.
It's kind of random.
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It worked.
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Wow.
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Deliver John Christ
to us now,
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or Boomtown will burn
to the ground.
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Well, I guess that leaves us
with only one option.
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Right.
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We hand John Christ
to the robots.
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- Huh? What?
- Or we kill him ourselves
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and toss his dead body
over the wall.
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Hey, does anybody have a gun
I can borrow?
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Mr. Rubinstein, if we give up
John Christ,
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the machines
will take over the world.
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As far as I'm concerned,
they can do whatever they want,
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as long as they don't do it
in my backyard.
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I-I hate to say this,
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but I-I disagree
with Mr. Rubinstein.
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I'm having a heart attack.
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Not now, Devon.
Nobody cares about you.
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It's not enough
to be comfortable
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when other people are suffering.
Right?
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That's how the world got
this way in the first place.
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Wait, you're actually
buying this crap?
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A better future isn't
gonna be given to us.
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We are gonna have
to fight for it.
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Alright, now, who's with me?
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Okay, whatever.
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Weird, but whatever.
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So, where is
John Christ now?
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Oh, shit,
I got him arrested.
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Uh, he was doing
this big protest and--
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No, no, I get it.
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You wanted to prove
that you're not "The Man,"
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but then you realized
that being "The Man"
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isn't actually so bad,
but you still had to stop
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what you had already set
in motion.
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Jesus, you are, like,
incredible at storytelling.
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Thank you.
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You know, I actually have
this idea
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that I've been noodling on
about a fairy dragon queen--
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Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
you should tell me about it now.
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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But later, yes.
Later. Great.
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Dude, prison was so scary.
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I saw shit in there
you wouldn't believe.
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It wasn't exactly
"prison."
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You were in a private
holding cell for one night.
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And you know what they say
about dropping the soap?
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I do, actually, so you don't
need to say it.
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Dude, that's when they do you
in the butt.
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Right.
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So, anyway, NeuralNet is here
with an army of killer robots,
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so I'm not exactly sure how you
want to handle that, but...
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- Hold up, NeuralNet's here?
- Mm-hmm.
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In Boomtown?
Yes.
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Interesting.
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Okay, if I could put a satellite
on top of the Battledome,
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I could transmit
a short-wave signal
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that would shut down
NeuralNet for good.
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We could win the war
right here at Boomtown.
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Okay, yes, let's do it.
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Today's the day
that humans
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do machines in the butt.
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I'm not gonna pound
for that.
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Come on, man,
don't leave me hanging.
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Hey, I'm not saving humanity
'til you pound that.
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Fine.
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Tight.
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I know you're all scared,
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but you have a great leader
among you.
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A fearless warrior who laughs
in the face of death.
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Your HOA president,
Linda Sherman.
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Freya.
Hi, everyone! Hi.
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It's so nice to see
so many familiar faces.
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So, today, we're gonna be
fighting the ultimate battle
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between man and machine--
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or woman and machine,
'cause we're here, too.
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Whoo!
Love you, girl.
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Love you, psycho.
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So, let's remember
to stay hydrated,
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apply plenty of sunscreen,
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and most importantly,
let's have some fun.
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Now let's kill
the mother[bleep]!
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That's right.
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Slow and stiff,
just like we practiced.
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Let's remind them
we're robots.
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Crap! Hey, I need more time
to program the satellite.
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Hey, no problem.
My man Sid is on it.
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I've seen this guy
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go straight-up feral
in the Wasteland.
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I'm talking teeth,
friggin' claws--
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Uh, sorry, Scraps,
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can I interrupt
for just one second?
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Yeah, buddy.
What's up?
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Yeah, sorry, I couldn't help.
I was overhearing.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going feral in front
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of all the neighbors.
What?
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Well, I've--
I've become, like,
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a respected member
of the community.
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It's-- It is
an embarrassing look.
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No, it's--Guys, I can't hear
what you're saying.
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- I want to participate.
- Yeah, just one second.
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- It is not embarrassing.
- Come on.
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You look super cool
when you go feral, alright?
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People are gonna be like,
"Oh, my God.
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Is that Sid?
I really respect him."
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- Really?
- Hey, look at me in the eyes.
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Would I lie to you?
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Fine. Okay, would you
take my jacket?
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This could get messy.
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Save me, Sid.
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That was, like, really weird
and upsetting.
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Yeah, no, I lied to him.
Dude's a friggin' freak.
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And batter up!
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Oh!
Going, going, gone!
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And the crowd goes wild
for Freya Exaltada!
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Whoo!
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I knew I should have
programmed them to duck,
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but it just looks so cool
seeing them
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stand all straight
like that.
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Don't worry.
This one's mine.
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Zap. Zap.
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Whoo. Whoo.
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And around the world. Yes.
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Oh, my God.
Tai?
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So random
seeing you here.
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I guess
it's not that random.
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There's, like,
a hundred of you.
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Are we, like,
in a fight?
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Right in the back.
Nice one.
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Let's go, robots!
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Ahem. Mrs., uh,
NeuralNet, ma'am?
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Morris "The Junkman"
Rubinstein
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- at your service.
- Can this wait?
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I'm kind of in the middle
of exterminating humanity.
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Oh, but just for the record,
I am not with these people.
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I love robots.
I always have.
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Ask anybody.
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If you let me live,
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I could make
for a pretty handy repairman.
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Thanks, but we have
advanced nanobots
252
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,908
to take care of that.
253
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,779
Okay.
Okay, uh, new pitch.
254
00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:08,651
Uh, human plaything.
255
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:12,263
You could torture me, uh,
put me in a giant maze,
256
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:15,092
or if weird sex stuff
is your thing,
257
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,268
oh, boy,
do I got you covered.
258
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,183
You do me, I do you.
259
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,533
I can make you feel
so good, baby.
260
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,969
Enough!
261
00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,188
I'll let you live
if you just stop talking.
262
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,972
Deal!
263
00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:28,409
Old Morris,
you still got it.
264
00:10:28,409 --> 00:10:31,151
Okay, Tai,
clearly you're upset.
265
00:10:31,151 --> 00:10:32,457
If this is about
the pregnancy thing,
266
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,980
I swear
I was gonna tell you.
267
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,026
I just didn't get any service
in the Wasteland.
268
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,028
It's not just the baby.
It's everything!
269
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,594
Ah!
270
00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,422
You weren't there for me
when my boyfriend dumped me.
271
00:10:41,422 --> 00:10:43,860
Who? That animatronic bear
who plays the jug?
272
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,209
I didn't even realize
you guys were serious.
273
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,819
I loved him!
274
00:10:46,819 --> 00:10:48,125
We made beautiful songs
at the bayou together!
275
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,648
Aah!
276
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:52,433
And I got this bold new hair
update a week ago,
277
00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,479
and you haven't
even said anything!
278
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,915
Ooh, it looks nice.
279
00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:57,134
I wish my hair
could do that.
280
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,788
Liar!
281
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,398
You never come to any
of my dinner parties!
282
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,182
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,
in all fairness,
283
00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:04,532
that has nothing to do
with our friendship.
284
00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:07,013
I just don't love
your cooking.
285
00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:08,580
I've been trying
new recipes.
286
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,061
I make really good
bulgogi now!
287
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,020
Aah! Ugh!
288
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:17,589
Stay back, or I'll...
scramble you?
289
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:25,031
Freya Exaltada, I've been
programmed to eliminate you
290
00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:26,729
for being a bad friend.
291
00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:32,212
Linda!
No, no, no.
292
00:11:32,212 --> 00:11:34,432
Come on, stay with me.
293
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,086
Protect...
294
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,565
the...
295
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,698
HOA...
296
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,047
girlfriend.
297
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,312
Ugh.
298
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,798
Uh-oh.
299
00:11:52,798 --> 00:11:55,061
You think
I'm a bad friend?
300
00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:57,934
This has been one of
the craziest years of my life,
301
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,588
and all you can think about
is how it affects you
302
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,939
because you're so goddamn
self-obsessed.
303
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,637
Freya, you've never spoken
to me like this before.
304
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,247
You're just pissy that I have
all these good things
305
00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:09,554
in my life,
and you have nothing.
306
00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:13,427
So much shade.
So damn shady.
307
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,690
Truth is,
I feel sorry for you.
308
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,345
- You want to know why?
- Please, no.
309
00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:20,391
Because you're
so goddamn incapable
310
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,088
of moving on
with your life!
311
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,487
Sorry not sorry.
312
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,492
Will you hurry up
with that thing?
313
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,102
You can't hurry a masterpiece,
my friend.
314
00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:37,495
Would you tell
Olivia Rodrigo
315
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,497
to rush the follow-up
to her hit album "Sour"?
316
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,586
Huh? Oh, 'cause
you're from the past.
317
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,066
That's cool, I guess.
318
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,247
Oh, savage!
319
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,162
Yeah, go, Sid!
320
00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:59,560
Oh! He's beating him
with his own arms!
321
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,823
I like-a that!
322
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:06,959
Okay, well, what's--
what you doing now?
323
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,831
Aw, man.
He's humping it.
324
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,137
Hey, that's not cool, man.
Hey, come on.
325
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,791
Have some respect
for the dead, fool.
326
00:13:14,314 --> 00:13:16,447
- Hey, what's going on?
- Uh...
327
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,840
Sid go feral again?
328
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,016
Yeah. Yeah.
Started off super cool,
329
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,279
but then really started
to embarrass himself.
330
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,411
Yeah, he gets really
- into it.
- Yeah.
331
00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:26,544
Hold the line!
332
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,637
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!
333
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,378
Oh, shit.
334
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,423
Hey, come on.
Come on, let's go.
335
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:37,685
Let's go.
336
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,905
You can hump
the dead robots later.
337
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,864
Congratulations, Morris.
338
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,170
Looks like you've chosen
the winning side.
339
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,998
It's strange.
340
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:47,957
I should be on top of the world
right now,
341
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,351
but something about seeing
everyone I know and love
342
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:54,354
tragically murdered,
it's making me feel...
343
00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:55,878
well, I don't know
what it is.
344
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,881
Huh.
345
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,500
There's too many of them.
346
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,588
Ooga booga.
347
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,198
Yes, dear.
Ooga booga.
348
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,813
Everyone!
Quickly, inside!
349
00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,555
Everyone, come on!
350
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,516
John Christ, come on!
You need to fall back!
351
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,734
Satellite's almost
in position.
352
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,782
This is it!
353
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:34,177
The moment I destroy NeuralNet
and fulfill my destiny!
354
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,656
Humanity
will never be destroyed,
355
00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:37,789
'cause this is our world, baby!
356
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,269
We run this bitch!
357
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,487
Boy, he talks a lot.
I know.
358
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,185
Come on, wrap it up!
359
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,839
This is our planet!
We do whatever we want to it!
360
00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:47,930
We mess with the birds!
We mess with the worms!
361
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,106
- - Hit the button!
- Hit the button!
- Hit the button!
362
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,021
I can take a dookie right here!
363
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,718
Right now!
364
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,894
Get dookie all over the place!
Huh? You want me to?
365
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,374
No, I'm not gonna do it
right now!
366
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,593
- But I could!
- What a wanker.
367
00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:01,944
Humans!
Humans!
368
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,119
What? Can't hear y'all!
369
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,252
Hu-- Ah!
370
00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:08,080
Ooh!
Ooh!
371
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,908
Whoa, wait!
No, this blows!
372
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,344
Come on, no!
373
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,652
- - Ewww.
- Ewww.
- Oh, no.
374
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:18,482
Back and forth.
Back and forth.
375
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,528
Gosh, you know,
having met the guy,
376
00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:24,270
gotta say, it's kinda hard
not to be on Team Robot.
377
00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:29,319
Where are we?
What happened?
378
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,408
We're trapped
in the junkyard.
379
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,062
You went feral. Oh.
380
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,585
Did I look cool doing it?
381
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,978
Yeah, totally.
382
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,459
Uh, you smeared feces
all over yourself
383
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:40,678
and screamed,
"I am the poo poo king.
384
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,289
Give me all the poo poo."
385
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:44,856
I don't want
all the poo poo.
386
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,206
Just for the record.
387
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:51,254
Give up, humans.
John Christ is dead.
388
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,864
This is the end.
389
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,568
I don't think
this is the end.
390
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:04,223
I just think no matter what time
or place you live in,
391
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:07,792
it always feels like
it's the end of the world,
392
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,054
but we find a way
to get through it
393
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,751
with the people we love.
394
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,017
Get in here.
395
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:20,109
That was really sweet, but just
to be clear, in this case,
396
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,373
we, in fact, really
are all going to die.
397
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,678
Not if I can help it!
398
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,421
- Tai?
- You're not dying today.
399
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:32,077
I'm realigning the satellite!
400
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,906
TI-90, what do you think
you're doing?
401
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,430
I'm moving on with my life!
402
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,042
Someone needs to activate
the signal!
403
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,392
I'll do it.
404
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,916
We'll do it.
405
00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:49,312
And I would do it,
but it sounds like
406
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,923
there's already the two of you,
and three's a crowd, so--
407
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,925
It's okay, Morris.
We got this.
408
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,318
Okay.
409
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,189
Just know
that I would have.
410
00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:02,499
Shall we?
411
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,153
♪ Everything must go ♪
412
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,940
♪ Is what she said to me ♪Kill them!
413
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,946
♪ If you're the world away ♪
414
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,167
♪ It's madness, won't you see ♪
415
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,777
Oh, no.
416
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,345
They're working in perfect
in harmony.
417
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,304
♪ Yeah, some people
got that heartache ♪
418
00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:27,698
It's like a beautiful dance.
419
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,483
♪ Some people live in harmony ♪
420
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,181
Okay, now it just is a dance.
421
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,319
You got this?
422
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:41,407
On it, babe.
423
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:04,648
I really thought there was
gonna be, like,
424
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,866
a big explosion
or something.
425
00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:07,955
Yeah.
Me, too.
426
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,088
Kinda anti-climatic,
but, oh, well.
427
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,438
Hey, guys, we're good.
428
00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:14,092
Yeah, come out.
429
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:17,922
They did it!
430
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,881
Mommy and Daddy did it.
431
00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:22,666
You owe me five bird beaks,
Mr. Rubinstein.
432
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,234
Damn it. This is the worst day
of my life.
433
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,800
Hand it over.
434
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,715
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Careful with my danglers.
435
00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,152
Ah.
436
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,545
Tai, you saved us.
437
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,068
I'm sorry for what
I said earlier.
438
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:35,592
No, no.
It's okay.
439
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,377
You told me some hard truths
that I needed to hear.
440
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:40,336
It takes a good friend
to do that.
441
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,859
So, you're saying
we're friends again?
442
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,904
Well, if you can forgive me
for trying to murder you
443
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,471
and your unborn child.
444
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,560
Eh, it happens.
445
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,171
Wait, what happened?
446
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,826
Citizens of Boomtown!
447
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:57,483
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
president of your HOA.
448
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:58,702
Rah! Rah!
449
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,095
Today marks the anniversary
450
00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:02,445
of the Battle of Boomtown.
451
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,794
To honor our victory,
452
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:08,015
I vow the streets
will echo with screams...
453
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,060
of merriment!
454
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:12,846
Enjoy the block party, everyone,
455
00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:15,153
and don't forget to enter
the raffle for your chance
456
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,547
to win
a single sip of water!
457
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,159
Yes!
458
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,813
Eh, who would've thought?
459
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,555
Old Morris has learned
to care about other people.
460
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,165
Even robots.
461
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,297
I thought you would
have learned a lesson
462
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,124
about being
a better father.
463
00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:32,388
You know, like,
to your son Timmy.
464
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,042
Hey, you can't expect me to
learn every lesson in the world.
465
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,435
You're lucky
I got even one.
466
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:37,610
No, that's fair.
467
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,917
Oh, should we get
our faces painted?
468
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,440
Hell yeah, dude.
469
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,876
I want to be a tiger.
470
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,139
Rawr.
471
00:19:45,139 --> 00:19:47,664
And that was the last thing
I ever said.
472
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,102
Thank you,
Madam President.
473
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,452
This is the only fun day
I've ever had.
474
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,193
You're welcome.
475
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,282
Look who it is.
476
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:58,718
Look who made it.
477
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,459
Of course.
We wouldn't miss your big day.
478
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:03,506
Isn't that right,
Little Linda Sherman?
479
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,072
Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup.
480
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:06,509
You mustn't play with her
until she's had her nap.
481
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,727
She needs her downtime.
482
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,642
Sorry, Nanny Scraps.
We forgot.
483
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,165
Yes, you did.
484
00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:14,038
There, there.
The bad people are gone.
485
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,866
Only Nanny Scraps loves you,
486
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,130
my little chunky monkey.
487
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:22,002
Well, nothing left to do now
except live happily ever af--
488
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,789
Oh.
Again?
489
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,313
Is there a part of you
that wishes we died
490
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,488
in the robot apocalypse?
491
00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:32,622
Oh, 1,000%.
492
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,754
Mostly, I'm just excited
for the future.
493
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,412
Me, too.
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