Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,937 --> 00:00:02,958
Oh, boy.
Sorry for the wait, everybody.
2
00:00:03,058 --> 00:00:05,200
This morning was crazy.
3
00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:08,002
You again?
[ Clipboard thuds ]
4
00:00:08,102 --> 00:00:10,244
Guess you can't sue me
for malpractice
5
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,286
if you're already dead!
[ Tool whirring ]
6
00:00:12,386 --> 00:00:13,327
Ah!
7
00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:14,688
No!
Dr. Crazybrainz, no!
8
00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:16,009
We're just here
for a consultation.
9
00:00:16,109 --> 00:00:19,292
Oh, great.
Cool.
10
00:00:19,392 --> 00:00:21,494
I was just joking
about killing you.
11
00:00:21,594 --> 00:00:24,456
I would never do that
on purpose.
12
00:00:24,556 --> 00:00:27,058
So what seems
to be the problem?
13
00:00:27,158 --> 00:00:30,061
Freya's just been exhausted all
weekend and horribly nauseous.
14
00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:32,063
Okay, I wouldn't say
"horribly nauseous."
15
00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:33,624
I mean,
that's a bit of a...
16
00:00:33,724 --> 00:00:35,726
[ Vomiting ]
17
00:00:38,808 --> 00:00:40,029
...overstatement.
18
00:00:40,129 --> 00:00:42,471
Alright. Lie on back.
We'll scan ya.
19
00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:44,233
Gonna scan you down here.
20
00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,474
Open.
21
00:00:45,574 --> 00:00:46,955
Good teeth.
Okay.
22
00:00:47,055 --> 00:00:49,477
Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good.
23
00:00:49,577 --> 00:00:52,440
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
24
00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,921
Oh, my God.
25
00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,443
There's some kind of parasite
growing in your body.
26
00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:57,965
What?
27
00:00:58,065 --> 00:01:00,647
It looks like
a tiny man.
28
00:01:00,747 --> 00:01:03,169
Did you swallow
a tiny man?
29
00:01:03,269 --> 00:01:05,271
I'm pregnant?
30
00:01:06,592 --> 00:01:07,813
Yeah.
31
00:01:07,913 --> 00:01:08,894
Yeah.
32
00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:09,935
[ Device clatters ]
33
00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,256
Sorry about that.
34
00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:12,697
Now I get it.
35
00:01:12,797 --> 00:01:14,299
Silly me.
36
00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:17,061
Congratulations.
Good job. Alright.
37
00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,303
Hey.
Congratulations, buddy.
38
00:01:19,403 --> 00:01:20,904
You're gonna be
a father.
39
00:01:21,004 --> 00:01:22,065
[ Laughs ]
40
00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:31,914
♪♪
41
00:01:32,014 --> 00:01:34,015
[ Humming ]
42
00:01:36,898 --> 00:01:39,880
Hey, Boomtown,
we're having a baby!
43
00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:41,001
[ Grunts ]
44
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,403
[ Humming ]
45
00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,124
Oh!
46
00:01:44,224 --> 00:01:45,525
Dance solo!
47
00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:47,627
[ Humming ]
48
00:01:50,629 --> 00:01:52,291
Freya!
49
00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:54,713
[ Sobbing ]
50
00:01:56,474 --> 00:01:58,977
Are -- Are those
tears of joy?
51
00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,698
How did this even happen?
52
00:02:00,798 --> 00:02:02,940
I thought you were infertile
from radiation.
53
00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,942
Me too, but I guess one
of my few remaining sperms
54
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,383
must have
made it through.
55
00:02:06,483 --> 00:02:07,784
Yeah, bet it was Squishy.
56
00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:09,265
He's always been
so precocious.
57
00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:11,147
I've just never thought
of myself as a mom.
58
00:02:11,247 --> 00:02:13,829
I don't know how I feel bringing
a child into this world.
59
00:02:13,929 --> 00:02:15,551
Oh, no. Come on.
Things aren't that bad.
60
00:02:15,651 --> 00:02:16,992
Yes, they are.
61
00:02:17,092 --> 00:02:18,954
The last penguin
just committed suicide.
62
00:02:19,054 --> 00:02:21,396
He blew
his goddamn brains out.
63
00:02:21,496 --> 00:02:23,958
Okay, so having a kid
is scary
64
00:02:24,058 --> 00:02:28,082
but also a life-affirming joy
like no other.
65
00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,644
I think I just need time
to process this.
66
00:02:30,744 --> 00:02:33,686
Is it okay if we just keep it
between us for now?
67
00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,728
Yeah.
Yeah, no, of course.
68
00:02:35,828 --> 00:02:41,253
♪♪
69
00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,975
I'm so excited to spend the day
with my Uncle Tai.
70
00:02:44,075 --> 00:02:45,617
Never call me that again.
71
00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:47,258
I'm just pet-sitting you
72
00:02:47,358 --> 00:02:49,180
while your parents
are at the doctor's.
Uncle Tai,
73
00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,141
you don't need to make up
an excuse to hang out with me.
74
00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:53,243
I'm already so into you.
75
00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,506
Get in.
I'm taking you to work.
76
00:02:56,606 --> 00:02:58,708
Oh, where are we going?
77
00:02:58,808 --> 00:03:01,630
It's not where we're going.
It's when.
78
00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:02,911
I believe the saying
is "Where are we?"
79
00:03:03,011 --> 00:03:04,072
not "When are we?"
80
00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:06,274
Okay, when the heck
are we?
81
00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:09,717
Back in the Before Times
in the year 2023.
82
00:03:09,817 --> 00:03:12,720
Wow.
It's so beautiful.
83
00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,001
So green and lush.
84
00:03:14,101 --> 00:03:15,202
[ Horn honks ]
85
00:03:15,302 --> 00:03:16,443
Whoa!
86
00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:19,405
Look at that creature.
87
00:03:19,505 --> 00:03:21,327
Dumb little idiot
needs to wear a leash.
88
00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:22,728
So stupid.
89
00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,930
[ Dog barks ]
Oh, okay.
You're the alpha.
90
00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,852
You can do whatever
you want to me.
91
00:03:26,952 --> 00:03:28,773
Okay. Come on.
Come on.
92
00:03:28,873 --> 00:03:30,495
We've been sent
back in time
93
00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:33,257
to eliminate the future leader
of the human resistance.
94
00:03:33,357 --> 00:03:36,660
If I fail my mission,
robotkind will cease to exist.
95
00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,702
Hells yeah.
That's rad as hell.
96
00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,224
I knew we were gonna have
an awesome adventure together.
97
00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,785
Oh, no, no.
98
00:03:42,885 --> 00:03:44,066
It's not gonna be
an adventure.
99
00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,227
He's right over there.
100
00:03:45,327 --> 00:03:48,030
It's cool.
101
00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,871
Keep it rolling.
Gonna be tight.
102
00:03:49,971 --> 00:03:51,553
Oh.
Yeah.
103
00:03:51,653 --> 00:03:53,034
I'm just gonna shoot him
in the head
104
00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:54,916
and get the hell
out of here.
105
00:03:55,016 --> 00:03:57,118
Ah, that's cool, too,
I guess.
106
00:03:57,218 --> 00:04:00,400
Morning, Sid.
How was the weekend?
107
00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,123
Um, good. Yeah.
Uneventful.
108
00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:06,846
No big life-altering changes
on the horizon.
109
00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:09,568
No news is good news.
Indeed.
110
00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:12,651
Oh, hey, it's trivia night
at the Boomtown Bistro.
111
00:04:12,751 --> 00:04:14,092
What do you say
you, me, and Freya
112
00:04:14,192 --> 00:04:16,054
head over after work
and tie one on?
113
00:04:16,154 --> 00:04:18,696
Oh, um, no, Freya is not
drinking at the moment,
114
00:04:18,796 --> 00:04:21,779
actually,
because she's, um...
115
00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:23,740
She's an alcoholic.
Yeah.
116
00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,703
I mean, she's sober now
but, like, barely.
117
00:04:26,803 --> 00:04:28,304
Ah, geez.
118
00:04:28,404 --> 00:04:31,547
I'm glad she's getting
the help she needs.
119
00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,990
I should get back to work.
Yes, you should.
120
00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,152
By the way,
have you seen my notepad?
121
00:04:37,252 --> 00:04:39,233
No, because Freya
is pregnant!
122
00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,314
Oh, no!
123
00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,596
Oh, Sid!
Mazel tov!
124
00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:43,717
Oh, thanks.
125
00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:44,998
Oh, yes!
126
00:04:45,098 --> 00:04:46,440
And the answer is yes.
127
00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:48,321
I would be honored
to be the godfather.
128
00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,803
Oh, good Lord,
I wasn't gonna ask that.
129
00:04:49,903 --> 00:04:51,004
And you don't have to.
130
00:04:51,104 --> 00:04:52,805
It's simply understood.
Oh.
131
00:04:52,905 --> 00:04:54,607
Oh, I have to get started
on the baby shower.
132
00:04:54,707 --> 00:04:56,248
Oh, no,
Freya was very explicit.
133
00:04:56,348 --> 00:04:57,849
She just wants to deal
with this on her own.
134
00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,692
Oh, Sid, pregnant women
are so hopped up on hormones,
135
00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,653
you can't listen
to a word they say.
136
00:05:02,753 --> 00:05:05,496
If anything, you should
do the opposite.
137
00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,297
Whoa, I had no idea.
138
00:05:07,397 --> 00:05:09,860
And you're sure that won't
come across as patronizing
139
00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,821
or borderline
misogynistic?
140
00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:14,343
Trust me,
when you're married three times,
141
00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:17,706
you learn a little
something about women.
142
00:05:17,806 --> 00:05:20,309
God, I miss them.
143
00:05:20,409 --> 00:05:22,270
Okay, once I murder this guy,
we have about a minute
144
00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:24,032
to get back
in the time machine
145
00:05:24,132 --> 00:05:26,714
before which everyone starts
screaming and the cops show up.
146
00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:28,516
How do you already know
what's gonna happen?
147
00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:29,917
Oh, 'cause I do this
every day.
148
00:05:30,017 --> 00:05:31,838
I kill the guy,
the humans send someone back
149
00:05:31,938 --> 00:05:33,960
in time to save him,
and then I kill him again.
150
00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,762
It used to be fun,
151
00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:38,604
but now I'm just kind of going
through the motions, you know?
152
00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:40,125
Yo.
153
00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:42,848
Ah, yes!
I did it!
154
00:05:42,948 --> 00:05:46,010
There you are, you little future
genocidal Gen-Z bitch.
155
00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:47,372
-Wait!
-Whoa!
156
00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,734
What a crazy way
to get my attention.
157
00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:51,095
You could have
just said stop.
158
00:05:51,195 --> 00:05:52,616
Wait, Uncle Tai.
What?
159
00:05:52,716 --> 00:05:54,458
You said yourself
you do this every day.
160
00:05:54,558 --> 00:05:56,539
So what's the harm in just
having a little fun first,
161
00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:59,662
and then we can, you know,
go ahead and kill the guy?
162
00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:03,065
Oh, I suppose you have a point,
but what would we do anyway?
163
00:06:03,165 --> 00:06:04,947
Well, what's the coolest,
most exciting thing
164
00:06:05,047 --> 00:06:07,068
someone can do in 2023?
165
00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:08,590
Something super relevant
166
00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:11,592
but that also perfectly captures
the mood of the time.
167
00:06:11,692 --> 00:06:13,694
Hmm.
Hmm.
168
00:06:16,857 --> 00:06:18,718
[ Gasps ]
169
00:06:18,818 --> 00:06:20,360
Bingo.
170
00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,882
Wait, why are we
at Morris's house?
171
00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,323
I thought we were going
to the market.
172
00:06:24,423 --> 00:06:26,925
Okay, so maybe we're not
going to the market.
173
00:06:27,025 --> 00:06:30,729
Maybe somebody has a little
surprise in store for you.
174
00:06:30,829 --> 00:06:32,050
Wah!
175
00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,891
What is this, huh?
Some kind of long con?
176
00:06:33,991 --> 00:06:35,172
You make me marry you,
share a life together
177
00:06:35,272 --> 00:06:36,894
just to set me up
for an ambush?
178
00:06:36,994 --> 00:06:38,535
I'm gonna slit you, pig!
No, no, no,
it's not an ambush.
179
00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:40,737
I was trying to surprise you
with a baby shower.
180
00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:43,580
What? Sid, I told you I just
want to keep it between us.
181
00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,661
I know, but then
I accidentally told Morris,
182
00:06:45,761 --> 00:06:47,623
and he really wanted
to do something nice for us.
183
00:06:47,723 --> 00:06:49,024
And, I don't know,
I just thought maybe
184
00:06:49,124 --> 00:06:51,426
seeing how happy
other people were for us
185
00:06:51,526 --> 00:06:54,869
might make you
feel happier.
186
00:06:54,969 --> 00:06:56,551
Well, okay, fine.
I guess.
187
00:06:56,651 --> 00:06:58,833
Just as long as it's
not intense and weird.
No, it won't be.
188
00:06:58,933 --> 00:07:01,035
He said it was gonna be
very small, very casual.
189
00:07:01,135 --> 00:07:03,136
Okay, fine.
190
00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:12,004
♪♪
191
00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:15,527
There she is.
The mother.
192
00:07:15,627 --> 00:07:17,809
-The mother.
-The mother.
193
00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:20,051
-The mother.
-The mother.
194
00:07:20,151 --> 00:07:22,333
Okay, so maybe
it's more semi-casual.
195
00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,434
-The mother.
-The mother.
196
00:07:25,515 --> 00:07:27,137
Welcome to the Pharaoh's tomb.
197
00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:29,499
The local villagers
tried to warn you,
198
00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:32,261
but your lust for treasure
was too great.
199
00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:36,345
And now you are trapped
with only your wits to survive.
200
00:07:36,445 --> 00:07:38,787
And your time starts now.
201
00:07:38,887 --> 00:07:41,429
Uh-oh, I hope the pharaoh
doesn't put a curse on us.
202
00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,911
Ugh, I'm sitting this out.
This is too stupid.
203
00:07:44,011 --> 00:07:45,993
Did people in the past
really have it so easy
204
00:07:46,093 --> 00:07:49,076
that they would willingly spend
money to solve a fake problem?
205
00:07:49,176 --> 00:07:50,877
You're just being
a stick in the mud.
206
00:07:50,977 --> 00:07:52,038
I'll do it on my own.
207
00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,599
Oh, let's see.
208
00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:56,562
I wonder if these, uh --
these symbols mean anything.
209
00:07:56,662 --> 00:07:59,204
Maybe if I match
the colors.
210
00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:03,688
Yeah.
I am feeling good about this.
211
00:08:03,788 --> 00:08:05,209
I'm gonna start
all with red.
212
00:08:05,309 --> 00:08:07,611
I love red.
No, don't.
213
00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:09,293
It's the color of blood.
No.
214
00:08:09,393 --> 00:08:10,734
And I love that.
215
00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,776
I love how that looks.
216
00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:14,377
Oh, that's green.
217
00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,658
Okay, that's it.
That's it.
218
00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:17,019
Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
219
00:08:17,119 --> 00:08:18,781
Obviously,
it can't be that simple.
220
00:08:18,881 --> 00:08:20,702
This is the Pharaoh
we're talking about.
221
00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:22,344
He's a brilliant man.
222
00:08:22,444 --> 00:08:24,546
Maybe if we translate
these hieroglyphics...
223
00:08:24,646 --> 00:08:26,387
Um, I'd be surprised
if the game
224
00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:28,309
required fluency
in ancient Egyptian,
225
00:08:28,409 --> 00:08:31,472
but this is
your expedition.
226
00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:33,573
Go, Uncle Tai.
227
00:08:34,294 --> 00:08:36,236
Morris: We here in Boomtown
228
00:08:36,336 --> 00:08:39,238
have no use for the gods
of the Before Times.
229
00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:40,760
So we've established
a new religion
230
00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:44,243
based on the thing
we care about most,
231
00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:47,485
truly the only thing
that brings us happiness
232
00:08:47,585 --> 00:08:50,288
after a certain age --
babies.
233
00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:53,210
Sid and Freya are bringing
their own bundle of joy
234
00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:54,451
into the world.
235
00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,654
And to them we offer
a goo-goo-ga-ga.
236
00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,576
Together:
Goo-goo-ga-ga.
237
00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,057
Is it just me,
or are these people
238
00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:02,939
a little intense
about babies?
239
00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:04,620
Why? Just 'cause
they've created
240
00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,542
an entire organized religion
to worship them?
241
00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:08,623
Uh, yeah.
Mostly that.
242
00:09:08,723 --> 00:09:11,506
We will begin now
with the Vows of Parentage.
243
00:09:11,606 --> 00:09:13,608
Mom?
244
00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:21,194
"As the mother, I vow to feed,
clean, and love my baby,
245
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,277
to sacrifice my career,
my mental health,
246
00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:25,918
even my very body...
247
00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:28,881
but then promise
to tighten it up right after."
248
00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,282
Keep it tight.
249
00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:33,324
Oh, okay, wow.
It keeps going.
250
00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:34,646
"I vow to prepare
my child healthy,
251
00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:36,207
well-balanced meals
from scratch,
252
00:09:36,307 --> 00:09:37,608
to play with them nonstop,
253
00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,370
even when they're screaming
in my face,
254
00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:42,252
to always bring a change of
clothes in case of a blowout."
255
00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:43,493
What's a blowout?
256
00:09:43,593 --> 00:09:45,615
That's when the baby
diarrheas so big
257
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,857
that the poop literally
blows out the diaper
258
00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,218
and up the baby's back.
259
00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:50,539
Look it up.
It's a thing.
260
00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:52,461
Wait.
This is crazy.
261
00:09:52,561 --> 00:09:54,863
Why do I get stuck
with all the responsibilities?
262
00:09:54,963 --> 00:09:56,224
Oh, take it easy, Mom.
263
00:09:56,324 --> 00:09:58,066
There's a lot
on Dad's plate, too.
264
00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,627
Sid.
265
00:09:59,727 --> 00:10:01,909
[ Clears throat ]
266
00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:07,113
"As the father, I vow
to hold down the fort."
267
00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:09,836
What? That's it?
W-Why is his so short?
268
00:10:09,936 --> 00:10:12,998
To be fair, holding down the
fort is a huge responsibility.
269
00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:14,400
What does that
even mean?
270
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,202
You know,
it's the fort.
271
00:10:17,302 --> 00:10:19,284
It's the whole thing.
272
00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:20,805
And he's holding it down.
273
00:10:20,905 --> 00:10:22,647
I accept.
274
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,969
[ All murmuring ]
275
00:10:25,069 --> 00:10:28,452
Wow, Sid.
You are an amazing father.
276
00:10:28,552 --> 00:10:31,294
You get all the credit.
277
00:10:31,394 --> 00:10:33,176
This is some bullshit.
278
00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:36,178
Tai: Okay. Here we go.
Blue is the color of the Nile.
279
00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:38,180
The ankh is the symbol
of fertility.
280
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,623
No. No, the symbol
of reincarnation. Damn it.
281
00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:43,424
Hey, Uncle Tai, we only
have 10 minutes left,
282
00:10:43,524 --> 00:10:44,906
and we're still stuck
on the first puzzle.
283
00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:46,667
So maybe we should try
a different tack.
284
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:49,189
Shhh!
I've almost got it.
285
00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:51,031
Take the five eyes
of Horus
286
00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:56,375
and multiply it by the Chapters
in the Book of the Dead.
287
00:11:00,739 --> 00:11:04,482
Damn it, open,
you stupid piece of shit!
288
00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,564
Sir, you are gonna
break that.
289
00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,726
Okay, this is bullshit.
290
00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:10,848
These puzzles are
fricking impossible.
291
00:11:10,948 --> 00:11:13,210
You have to be some kind of
super genius to figure them out.
292
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,411
Scraps: Solved it.
293
00:11:14,511 --> 00:11:15,812
W-What?
294
00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:17,533
H-How did you do that?
I don't know.
295
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:20,256
I just matched the colors
on this thingy to that thingy.
296
00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:22,538
Scraps, that is...
297
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,780
genius!
298
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,582
Well, keep going,
you brilliant bastard.
299
00:11:27,682 --> 00:11:29,744
Okay!
[ Chuckles ]
300
00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:31,625
Ooh!
301
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,727
Shut up, you did not.
302
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,811
Yes, bitch, yes!
303
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:45,177
How the fertile crescent
is he doing this?
304
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,922
It's super comfortable
opening gifts
305
00:11:51,022 --> 00:11:52,884
in front of the people
who got them for you.
306
00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:53,965
Very chill.
307
00:11:54,065 --> 00:11:56,066
That one's from me.
308
00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:58,248
Nipple butter?
309
00:11:58,348 --> 00:11:59,569
Oh, very thoughtful,
Devon.
310
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:01,891
Thank you, Devon.
This stuff is great.
311
00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:05,054
Your nipples can get so chafed
from breastfeeding
312
00:12:05,154 --> 00:12:07,296
that they can literally
crack to pieces.
313
00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:08,897
It's like stepping
on a dry cracker
314
00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:11,660
or throwing a brick
through a windshield.
315
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,741
Good God.
316
00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:14,262
I had no idea
nipples could crack.
317
00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:17,264
I am learning
so much today.
318
00:12:17,364 --> 00:12:19,346
Here we go.
319
00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,268
Oh, no.
What's a snot sucker?
320
00:12:21,368 --> 00:12:24,190
Okay, so with that, the baby is
too weak to blow its own nose,
321
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,552
so you literally have to
suck out the boogers
322
00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:27,593
with your own mouth.
323
00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:28,754
Now, the baby hates it,
324
00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:30,115
so you got to grab it
in a headlock
325
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:32,437
and take those boogers
by force.
326
00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:33,758
Great.
Well, that's nice, isn't it?
327
00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:35,680
You've never eaten
boogers before.
328
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,362
You know what?
I think I'm good.
329
00:12:37,462 --> 00:12:38,563
Yeah, I'm done.
330
00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:40,604
Oh, you can't leave now.
331
00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:42,326
We were just about
to play a fun game
332
00:12:42,426 --> 00:12:44,287
where we guess
how big you'll get
333
00:12:44,387 --> 00:12:47,530
in terms of which jungle animal
you'll most resemble.
334
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,492
Come on,
water buffalo.
335
00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:50,973
Yeah, I'm good,
thanks.
336
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,075
Come on, Sid.
We're leaving now.
337
00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:57,739
Okay, um, I am so sorry,
everybody.
338
00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,982
Um, Mom is a little tired,
so we're gonna take off.
339
00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:03,224
But thank you so much
for -- for all of this.
340
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,665
Where do you think
you're going?
341
00:13:04,765 --> 00:13:08,428
This baby is ours
as much as it is yours.
342
00:13:08,528 --> 00:13:10,950
No, it's not.
That -- That's crazy.
343
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:14,994
That's right.
We're crazy for babies.
344
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,355
Now, let us touch
that belly.
345
00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,196
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.
346
00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,558
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.
347
00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:21,719
What the hell?
348
00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:24,842
Let's go.
Aaah!
349
00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,403
Get them!
350
00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:29,506
[ Crying ]
351
00:13:34,991 --> 00:13:36,172
What was that back there?
352
00:13:36,272 --> 00:13:38,574
Those people
were acting insane.
353
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,175
That's what I was trying
to tell you.
354
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,257
People in the suburbs can get
really intense about babies.
355
00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:44,219
Yeah, no wonder you have mixed
feelings about being pregnant.
356
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:46,060
That's a very different
experience for the mom
357
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,581
than it is for the dad.
358
00:13:47,681 --> 00:13:48,943
Thank you, Sid.
359
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,665
That's honestly all
I was looking for.
360
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,386
Ohh!
361
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:55,548
We forgot
to talk baby names!
362
00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,790
If it's a boy,
name it Jackson!
363
00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:00,112
Oh, not Jackson!
364
00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:02,714
I knew a Jackson in college,
and he sucked!
365
00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:04,356
Okay.
You were right.
366
00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:05,797
We need time
to process this,
367
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,078
and that is clearly
not gonna happen here.
368
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:08,559
We need to get you
out of Boomtown.
369
00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:10,481
Well, what about you?
I can't just leave you here.
370
00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:12,082
I'll be fine.
371
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,524
Besides...
372
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,526
someone needs
to hold down the fort.
373
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,488
[ People clamoring ]
374
00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:20,049
[ Timer buzzing ]
375
00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:21,891
30 seconds, Scraps.
Talk to me!
376
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,372
Almost there.
377
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:24,693
And done!
378
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:27,335
Ymmum!
379
00:14:27,435 --> 00:14:29,437
What?
380
00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:31,459
Ymmum!
381
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:34,381
Y-Ymmum.
Ymmum.
382
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,623
I don't understand!
383
00:14:36,723 --> 00:14:38,465
That should've worked!
384
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:42,308
Oh, we're gonna be trapped
in this tomb forever!
385
00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:43,829
[ Sobbing ]
386
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:47,393
Why did I get into archaeology
in the first place?
387
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:50,035
For wealth, for glory?
388
00:14:50,135 --> 00:14:53,398
I was a fool to challenge
the mighty Pharaoh.
389
00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:56,320
[ Sobbing continues ]
390
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,422
Oh.
391
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:01,004
Wait a minute.
392
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:04,667
The mirror.
It says "mummy."
393
00:15:09,271 --> 00:15:10,492
Congratulations.
394
00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:13,134
You have escaped
the Pharaoh's tomb.
395
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:16,137
[ Both scream ]
396
00:15:16,237 --> 00:15:18,779
Are you serious?
Are you for real?
397
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:21,181
Oh, my God, shut up!
Shut up!
398
00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:22,262
Stop!
No!
399
00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:23,263
She's serious!
400
00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:25,505
[ Both scream ]
401
00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:29,068
Okay, so you all know this is
the easiest room we have, right?
402
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:31,350
Little children do this
in 10 minutes.
403
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:34,753
[ Screaming continues ]
404
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:38,076
[ Pounding,
indistinct shouting ]
405
00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,037
There she is.
Get her!
406
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:42,339
[ Shouting continues ]
407
00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:47,083
We have you now, Mommy.
408
00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:50,606
Sorry, Mommy's not home
right now.
409
00:15:50,706 --> 00:15:54,330
If Dad is here,
then where is Mom?
410
00:15:54,430 --> 00:16:01,416
♪♪
411
00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:08,502
♪♪
412
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:11,384
Gotcha.
413
00:16:11,484 --> 00:16:14,747
Oh, Sid,
it's just you.
414
00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:16,549
Have you seen your wife?
415
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:20,632
[ Deep voice ]
Uh, no, Mr. Rubinstein.
416
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:23,555
Damn, I really wanted
to touch that belly.
417
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,436
Well, I'll see you
at work.
418
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,159
See you later.
419
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,560
Oh, and, Sid.
420
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:34,444
♪♪
421
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:35,645
Great rack.
422
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,728
I don't
tell you that enough.
423
00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:41,170
Thank you,
Mr. Rubinstein.
424
00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,271
No, thank you.
425
00:16:46,554 --> 00:16:47,735
Wait a sec.
426
00:16:47,835 --> 00:16:50,498
Am I gay for Sid?
427
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,179
Nah.
428
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,621
But am I?
429
00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:56,062
Eh.
430
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:57,544
When you pulled
that lever --
431
00:16:57,644 --> 00:16:59,185
And that sarcophagus
flew open?
432
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,586
That was so scary.
433
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,308
I almost browned
my shorts.
434
00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:04,149
Oh, dude,
I fully browned.
435
00:17:04,249 --> 00:17:06,671
Oh, that's sick!
[ Both laugh ]
436
00:17:06,771 --> 00:17:09,514
I'm glad we did that.
That was a really fun adventure.
437
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,996
Oh, thanks, Uncle Tai.
438
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,878
Alright, well, should we
go ahead and gank that guy?
439
00:17:14,978 --> 00:17:17,020
Oh, I almost forgot.
440
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,764
Huh.
Where'd he go?
441
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:24,827
Whoa!
What does this thing do?
442
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,490
No, don't touch that!
No, no, no!
443
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,652
Hey, what?
Freaky light!
444
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:32,754
Hey, get off me!
445
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,537
[ Clears throat ]
446
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,759
Hey, um...
447
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,982
The puzzle with the scarabs
was cool.
448
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,965
Right?
That was fun.
449
00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:49,628
Thank you.
Ah.
450
00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:51,430
Getting back to the future
was surprisingly easy.
451
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,111
We just had to hire
a time taxi.
452
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,313
I really like watching clips
from "The Tonight Show"
453
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,554
on the TV.
454
00:17:56,654 --> 00:18:00,117
I really like
the games.
455
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,598
Everything looks normal.
456
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:04,561
Ah. Maybe he never made it
back to our time after all.
457
00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:07,163
Here I was thinking I've
triggered an apocalyptic war
458
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:09,005
between robots
and humans.
Totally.
459
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:12,007
I was like [ Nerd voice ]
"Uh-oh, this could be bad."
460
00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:14,289
Hey, that's
a really funny nerd voice.
461
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,051
You should
break that out more.
462
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:17,972
[ Normal voice ]
Thanks. I will.
463
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:20,494
Well, see ya.
See ya.
464
00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:22,456
Down with the machines!
465
00:18:22,556 --> 00:18:24,978
The revolution begins today!
466
00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,980
Down with the machines!
467
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,262
The revolution begins today!
468
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:31,023
Down with the machines!
469
00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:34,787
Down...with...the machines!
470
00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:43,874
♪♪
471
00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:52,962
♪♪
472
00:18:53,062 --> 00:19:02,070
♪♪
33004
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof