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Mmm, it's a lot of *** on it.
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It's got a few dings.
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Best I can do is sticker price.
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Mmm. I'll just try
Joe's Pumpkins instead.
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Joe gives you a bag of dead
leaves with every purchase.
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Wait! I'll throw in a cut-out
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of a black cat to hang in your window.
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Wearing a witch's hat?
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I can make that happen.
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We both knew we'd get here,
but we had to dance.
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Great news. I found us a family costume.
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We can all be characters from
"Seinfeld."
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I'll obviously be Jerry,
Jessica, you can be Elaine.
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I already have a costume.
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I'm Jennifer Hong.
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From the novel I'm writing.
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"A Case of a Knife to the Brain."
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Oh! Right. I knew it.
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Well, I'm happy you're at least
participating in Halloween.
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It's a sub-par holiday.
We all know that.
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But, while you're out doing your thing,
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I will enjoy a distraction-free
night to write.
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I need a big surprise for chapter two,
but I'm stuck.
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Well, what if you tried...
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If I need civilian
help I'll let you know.
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Huh. All right.
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Here you go, boys.
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You want me to be Newman?
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I'm out, too.
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It's my bad luck year,
and I can't mix that
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with a superstitious holiday.
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Really?
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I'll wear my costume in my room, though.
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Maybe you can come visit.
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I'll put out some ham.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey!
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I got you an amazing
George Costanza costume
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and found an incredible pumpkin.
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Check it out.
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Ooh, I already picked up a pumpkin.
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The house is low on mouthwash,
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so I stopped by the grocery store
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and grabbed this guy while I was there.
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A plastic pumpkin?
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It's more efficient.
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Now you don't have to haggle every year.
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Plus...
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You rang?
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♪ They do what they wanna to do ♪
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♪ Say what they wanna to say ♪
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♪ Live how they wanna live ♪
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♪ Play how they wanna play ♪
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♪ Dance how they wanna dance ♪
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♪ Kick and they slap a friend ♪
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- ♪ Addams Family ♪
- A perfect song.
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♪ They do what the wanna do ♪
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♪ Say what they wanna say ♪
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S04E04
It's a Plastic Pumpkin Louis Huang
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.my-subs.com
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♪ Addams! ♪
♪ Too legit ♪
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♪ Addams! ♪
♪ Too legit ♪
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♪ Go! Go!
♪
♪ The Addams Family ♪
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♪ Yo, take me to... ♪
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That's enough squash music.
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Eddie and Emery are
outgrowing Halloween,
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but I thought I had a few
more years left with Evan.
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"Efficient"... he said he bought
this because it was "efficient."
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Oh, he gets that from me.
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Efficiency, beauty, speedy gait.
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What child says that?
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Also, what child buys mouthwash
"for the house"?
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Louis, don't worry.
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If Evan had outgrown Halloween,
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he wouldn't have bought a
pumpkin in the first place.
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I guess you're right.
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Hey, Evan.
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Yes? Um, to be "efficient,"
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we should probably go over what candy
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we're handing out this year.
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Now, I know what you're going to say,
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but I want to include Almond Joy.
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It is a good candy.
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Sorry, I can't hand out candy with you.
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I already have plans.
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Wh...?
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You know what else he gets
from me is porcelain skin.
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Put it on the list.
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Thank you for coming.
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We need to discuss the
Sally Nelson situation.
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Who's Sally Nelson?
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Good God, Dave.
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She's a senior on the dance team,
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and she's throwing the
social event of the year.
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A Halloween party?
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Oh, we should totally go to this.
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We weren't invited, Dave.
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Our only crime? Being freshmen.
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I understand discrimination, now.
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Why can't they just let us live?
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Guys, I know how to get us in.
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- For real?
- Yes! Lead us.
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All we have to do is hang out
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on the stoop across from her house
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wearing badass costumes, looking hard.
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Sally will think we're
cool and invite us in.
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Yes, my plan sucks,
but does anybody have a better one?
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I guess this half-baked
garbage is our only option.
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Great. We're all in.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yep.
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Microwaves have come a long way,
let me tell you.
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Yeah.
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So, um, what plans do you have
for Halloween night, exactly?
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I'm going to that adults'
party at Deidre's house.
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Seriously?
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Well, since Emery's sitting it out
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and we're not doing our
regular couples costume,
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- I figured why not?
- But if Deidre's party's for adults,
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why were you invited?
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The HOA.
I helped Deidre with the guest list.
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Sometimes,
I think she throws these parties
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just to leave Lisa out.
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But the thing is,
I could really use your help
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- on Halloween night.
- But I'll just get in the way.
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But fun-size candy should be
handed out by fun-size hands.
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But you're so good at it.
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But I'm a bad
costume-guesser and I need your help.
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But I already RSVP'd,
and I would feel so bad.
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But adult parties are so boring.
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Everyone just talks
about how tired they are
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or what diet they're on,
and all you want to say
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is "You should be on the 'Shut Up Diet'
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where you only shut up."
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You get trapped in these conversations
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you don't want to be in.
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Is that really how you want
to spend your Halloween night?
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Carol-Joan does always ask me
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for financial advice
and she never takes it.
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Oh, that is just so
disrespectful of your time.
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It is. It really is.
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Okay, I'll hand out candy with you.
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Fantastic.
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By the way, I heard Carol-Joan
is upside-down on her mortgage.
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Mm. I know.
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I mean, I didn't, but... I did.
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Mm.
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"You may cut my funding, Mayor Badford,"
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Jennifer Hong said as
she lit her cigarillo,
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"But I will not sleep until I find out
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who used that knife to stab that brain."
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Chapter one still holds up.
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♪ Bow buh-bow bow bang bow-bowww ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da da-da ♪
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What's the deal with
impressing your wife?
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You look like an ugly woman.
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Happy Halloween.
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Hope you get a lot of writing done.
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Hope is for amateurs.
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And now, the story continues.
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Damn it. Why is writing so hard?
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There's a...
weird sound coming from Grandma's room.
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If it's a low moan that turns
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into a rapid gurgle, that's normal.
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I don't hear anything.
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I invite you to come inside.
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Did you hear that voice?
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That man's voice.
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You heard the voice though, right?
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It was probably just her yawning.
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She has a very mannish yawn.
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Dave... Juggalo. Badass.
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Trent... death-row inmate. Badass.
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Me and Walter...
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Craig and Smokey from "Friday."
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Badass.
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Explain yourself.
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I'm Prince,
and this is the one time of year
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I can wear a plunging neckline.
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Just sit behind us, Brian.
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This fool's gonna mess up
our shot at getting in.
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Oh, my God! So cute!
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What? Baby girl was Ariel.
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I was just sharing my joy.
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Don't react.
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On the inside, you can be like, "Ooh,"
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but on the outside, be like...
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Okay. I promise I won't...
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Oh, no!
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It's a Pikachu!
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Screw this. We're never gonna
get into this party anyway.
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I'm gonna enjoy my Halloween.
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Hey, little man. You touched my heart.
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Evan, first customers!
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Evan?
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Oh, their costumes... I have no idea.
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Trick or treat!
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Ohh.
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Oh, what a lovely, uh...
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pimp and hoe?
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My son is Willy Wonka
and I'm not in costume.
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I'm sorry.
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Happy Halloween.
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He hasn't even opened
his Costanza costume.
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Where is he?
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He went to Deidre's.
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Ah! Louis!
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Get in here, you slut.
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Hey, Deidre. Uh, have you seen...
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What are you doing?
Why are you behind the bar?
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It's my costume.
I'm Tom Cruise from "Cocktail."
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There's a guy here dressed as
Tom Cruise from "Risky Business"
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who hates the attention I'm getting.
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I thought we were supposed
to hand out candy together.
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Well, I thought I...
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You shouldn't even be here.
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This party is not age-appropriate.
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Now, let's go before I get
trapped in a conversation.
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Louis, hey.
Just got back from Trinidad and Tobago.
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Well, that's nice. Gotta go.
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Unfortunately, a vacation doesn't solve
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all your problems, you know.
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Sarah and I are still having issues...
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We're working at being
better at communication...
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Just love them both so much.
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Leaving so soon?
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I don't know what you're so happy about,
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'cause "Days of Thunder"
Tom Cruise just walked in.
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Hey
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Hey, guys. You going to that party?
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Eventually.
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You didn't get invited.
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- Hell no.
- Well, good luck.
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I'm heading to my own party.
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The girls' softball team is throwing it.
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Girls' soccer will be there,
girls' volleyball,
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the Junior Business Women League...
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Can I come?
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Uh...
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- Sure.
- How far is this party?
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It's hard to walk in these heels.
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You know what's harder than that? Me.
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You know what's harder than you? Me.
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Don't forget about me.
I'm also still hard.
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You make it look so easy,
you beautiful jerk.
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I have a theory about the weird voice
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we heard in Grandma's room.
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Me, too. Your grandma is weird.
250
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What?
She keeps hard-boiled eggs in her purse.
251
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This is way more strange.
252
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And it's Halloween night,
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so there can only be one explanation.
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Grandma's possessed.
255
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See, this is why I hate Halloween.
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Everyone's imagination runs wild.
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I'm serious.
258
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My bad luck year has invited
evil into this house.
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00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:08,315
Why isn't Louis answering the
door for those candy-beggars?
260
00:12:08,383 --> 00:12:09,691
Louis!
261
00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:11,985
Grandma probably did something to him.
262
00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,453
I bet he's stuck in the TV!
263
00:12:13,555 --> 00:12:15,321
How could he fit in the TV?
264
00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:21,794
What in the world?
265
00:12:21,863 --> 00:12:23,429
Bring us Jenny.
266
00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,298
We must have Jenny.
267
00:12:27,521 --> 00:12:29,055
_
268
00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:31,050
Who are these people?
269
00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:33,260
_
270
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:34,873
We should follow her.
271
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:36,542
Yes, we should.
272
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,410
It might help me with my novel.
273
00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:40,346
Mom. I need a plot twist,
274
00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:43,749
and a possessed grandma
character would be perfect.
275
00:12:43,818 --> 00:12:45,985
I don't feel bad.
276
00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:50,856
Oh, wait.
Do it again for Louis.
277
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,891
Am I making you pregnant, baby?
278
00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:55,661
Ha-haa. Fun. Well, goodnight.
279
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,297
Hey, settle a small dispute
for us about baby names.
280
00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:00,132
So, my ancestors are Celtic,
281
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:02,001
and Marvin's people are from Latvia...
282
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:05,671
It's smart, it's funny,
it's scary, it's surprising...
283
00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:06,905
and they killed off Drew Barrymore
284
00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:08,273
in the first five minutes.
285
00:13:08,909 --> 00:13:10,742
She was in all the commercials!
286
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,677
After that,
I didn't know what to expect.
287
00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:13,878
I already had the yellow jumpsuit
288
00:13:13,947 --> 00:13:15,914
from a "Miata Queens of Orlando" event.
289
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:17,349
Well, it was nice catching up with you.
290
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,351
Want to know who your
friends really are?
291
00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,920
Start a car club with them.
292
00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:24,222
All right, Evan, we finally made it.
293
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:28,093
Why are we holding hands?
294
00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:30,595
I thought you wanted to
tell me a secret outside.
295
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,800
Get your non-alcoholic daiquiris here!
296
00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:41,046
Louis! Have you heard of this
dumb new thing called Netflix?
297
00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:43,875
They mail DVDs. I don't like it.
298
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,476
I mean, in the first five minutes.
299
00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:47,144
How they gonna do Drew like that?
300
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:50,882
Oh, snap.
It's the varsity football team.
301
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,150
Their costumes are their jerseys.
302
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:55,686
Damn, that's hard.
303
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,054
We can't look intimidated.
304
00:13:57,156 --> 00:13:58,556
Stay strong, boys.
305
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,025
Hey, keep your chin up, man.
306
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:02,994
- It gets better.
- Yeah, kid. It's okay.
307
00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,295
- Take it day by day, man.
- It's all right.
308
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:06,364
Come on, boys.
309
00:14:09,702 --> 00:14:11,068
Are you crying?
310
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,403
No, man, I'm sweating.
311
00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:14,171
It's hot as balls out here.
312
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,840
Those guys thought you were crying.
313
00:14:15,909 --> 00:14:17,608
You look like you're crying.
314
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,677
Dave's face is undermining our hardness.
315
00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:21,779
You know what? Fine. I'm out of here.
316
00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,447
I ate too much watermelon during lunch,
317
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:26,567
so my stomach hurts anyway.
318
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,753
And then there were two.
319
00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,588
I can stay here all night.
320
00:14:33,726 --> 00:14:35,526
And, no, you can't have some.
321
00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:37,027
Find your own energy.
322
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,335
Mmm.
323
00:14:47,606 --> 00:14:50,407
Here you are.
324
00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:52,876
Mm. Ooh. This isn't a Manhattan.
325
00:14:53,012 --> 00:14:54,745
It's a non-alcoholic Rob Roy.
326
00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:57,214
Have a safe and responsible Halloween.
327
00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:59,216
Boo!
328
00:15:02,321 --> 00:15:04,354
I.D., please.
329
00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:05,789
Hey! We're going to hand out
330
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,492
Halloween candy together
like we said we would.
331
00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:09,893
But my shift isn't over yet!
332
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:11,957
My tips!
333
00:15:12,898 --> 00:15:16,277
Why is Brian Boitano
stealing our bartender?
334
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,502
Oh.
335
00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:19,836
You see?
336
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:22,973
Isn't this so much more
fun than that adult party?
337
00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:25,217
George is getting upset!
338
00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:29,241
Happy Halloween!
339
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:32,209
Ya heard of Pop Rocks?
340
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,814
Tell ya what,
if I'm the inventor of Nerds candy,
341
00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:36,171
I'm pretty upset!
342
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,373
Same concept,
just added noise.
343
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,375
Pop Rocks are loudmouth Nerds, Jerry.
344
00:15:40,444 --> 00:15:43,979
Anyway, here you go, uh...
345
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,347
Uh...
346
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,816
Mouse Boy!
347
00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:51,286
I'm The Brain,
from "Pinky and The Brain."
348
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,055
Oh.
349
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,158
You purposely gave me
350
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,160
the wrong information
about that costume.
351
00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:00,294
Now you
know what it feels like
352
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,363
to be embarrassed in front of people.
353
00:16:02,432 --> 00:16:03,998
Like when you dragged
me out of Deidre's.
354
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,867
Why did you even go to Deidre's?
355
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:08,036
We made a plan to hand
out candy together.
356
00:16:08,104 --> 00:16:10,571
I never said I wasn't going to Deidre's.
357
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,040
I was just going to do a quick lap
358
00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:13,775
to show my face and lost track of time.
359
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:16,244
What child does a "quick lap"
to "show his face"?
360
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:17,512
Act your age.
361
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:19,380
I could say the same thing to you.
362
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,148
What's that supposed to mean?
363
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,817
You always behave like
a child on Halloween.
364
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,386
If you acted more like an adult,
365
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:27,354
we could have had a
conversation about this
366
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,456
instead of making a scene at the party.
367
00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:31,392
How was that party even fun for you?
368
00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:32,993
I know I'm just 11,
369
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:36,463
but I like the stock market,
classic literature, debate.
370
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:37,731
But you're just a kid.
371
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,966
Yes, I'm a kid,
372
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:42,102
just not the type of
kid you want me to be.
373
00:16:42,171 --> 00:16:45,072
I'm putting my bar back on
and heading over to Deidre's.
374
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,016
What is this place?
375
00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:57,584
An old church, but before that,
376
00:16:57,686 --> 00:16:58,885
a strip club.
377
00:16:58,954 --> 00:17:01,888
Everything in Orlando
used to be a strip club.
378
00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:15,769
Death.
379
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,570
Butcher.
380
00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:19,458
Graveyard.
381
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,377
What is this darkness?
382
00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:26,212
We saw this in "The Craft."
383
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:27,547
It's a coven.
384
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:31,350
I invite you to come inside.
385
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,286
That's the same voice we
heard in Grandma's room.
386
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,354
He must be their leader.
387
00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:36,822
Let's grab Grandma and get out of here.
388
00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:38,758
Sounds good. I'm right behind you.
389
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:43,465
This is all gold.
390
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:45,397
Grandma.
391
00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:47,060
_
392
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,001
Release my grandma from your coven.
393
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,192
_
394
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,471
What does that stand for?
395
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,540
"Evil Sorcery League"?
"Evil Spellmaking Lab"?
396
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,642
"English as a Second Language."
397
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,277
What?
398
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,445
But, the weird voice in your bedroom...
399
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:04,352
_
400
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,753
And the people at the door?
401
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,410
_
402
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:13,055
_
403
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:16,435
_
404
00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:20,096
_
405
00:18:20,212 --> 00:18:21,564
_
406
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:22,857
I don't get it.
407
00:18:22,926 --> 00:18:24,659
Why didn't you tell us you
were taking this class?
408
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,730
_
409
00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:30,154
_
410
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,463
_
411
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,662
_
412
00:18:36,139 --> 00:18:38,004
Damn it,
Emery, what do we do? She knows.
413
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,841
I do.
414
00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:41,943
Is everything okay?
415
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,300
_
416
00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:45,713
Uh, uh, uh.
417
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,862
In English, please.
418
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,885
Sorry, teacher.
419
00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:53,188
Would you like to have
a hard-boiled egg?
420
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:56,024
I have some little salts!
421
00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:59,193
Oh, my God. She's into him.
422
00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:01,061
She is sprung.
423
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:02,796
This is a love story?
424
00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:05,699
There's nothing scary
about old-person love.
425
00:19:05,768 --> 00:19:07,935
It's just so beautiful.
426
00:19:15,211 --> 00:19:17,111
Well, goodnight.
427
00:19:17,213 --> 00:19:19,046
You were right.
428
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:21,949
I act like a big goofball
around this holiday.
429
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:23,450
I didn't get to have Halloween as a kid,
430
00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:26,854
so I guess I'm just
making up for lost time.
431
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,188
And, because you're the youngest,
432
00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:30,357
I thought you'd be with
me for another few years,
433
00:19:30,426 --> 00:19:33,193
but that's not who you are.
434
00:19:35,297 --> 00:19:37,264
A wise pumpkin once said,
435
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:40,067
"Do what you wanna do,
say what you wanna say."
436
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:41,702
"Live how you wanna live."
437
00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:43,804
"Play how you wanna play."
438
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:45,039
Thanks, Dad.
439
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:46,707
Cheers, "Bartender" Tom Cruise.
440
00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:04,291
Actually, it's kind of dark outside.
441
00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:06,960
Could you walk me over there?
442
00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:08,896
I'd love to.
443
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,667
Hey, Jerry.
I wasn't gonna say anything,
444
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:15,436
but I noticed you, uh,
445
00:20:15,571 --> 00:20:17,538
double-dropped that candy earlier.
446
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,972
What are you talking about?
447
00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:22,042
You gave that mouse kid two Almond Joys.
448
00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:23,577
You double-dropped.
449
00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,046
I like a double-drop.
What's wrong with a double-drop?
450
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,800
I'm surprised you lasted this long.
451
00:20:38,902 --> 00:20:41,202
I thought I was gonna be
the last man standing.
452
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,171
Honestly, this is easy for me.
453
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:44,072
How's that?
454
00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:46,074
This is who I am normally.
455
00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:48,176
Most of the time I'm faking emotion.
456
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:49,911
Halloween isn't hard for me.
457
00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:52,547
It's the other 364 days of the year.
458
00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,416
That's when I wear my mask.
459
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:57,018
I try to pick up social
cues from movies and TV,
460
00:20:57,154 --> 00:20:58,753
but it's so tough for
me to fake my reactions
461
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:00,955
to you guys like I'm a normal person.
462
00:21:01,058 --> 00:21:03,425
Like, you know you you see
frogs in a creek sometimes,
463
00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,926
and you just want to hit
them with a baseball bat
464
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:07,562
to see if they'll pop?
465
00:21:09,566 --> 00:21:12,267
Sucker. Frogs are my favorite.
466
00:21:12,369 --> 00:21:15,937
Hey, I'm Sally. I've been watching you.
467
00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:18,039
You're pretty hard.
468
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,041
Get in here, Red.
469
00:21:24,402 --> 00:21:27,783
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