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Once upon a time, there
was a typical American girl...
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who happened to bump into
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a typical red-blooded
American boy.
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And she bumped into him...
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and bumped into him.
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So they decided they'd better
sit down and talk this over
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before they had an accident.
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They became good friends.
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They found they had
a lot of interests in common.
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Radio...
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...television...
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trains.
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And when the boy found the girl
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attractive, desirable,
irresistible,
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he did what any red-blooded
American boy would do.
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He asked her to marry him.
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They had a typical wedding,
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went on a typical honeymoon
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in a typical bridal suite.
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Except...
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...it so happens
that this girl is a witch.
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Every young girl
needs love and romance.
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There's one thing
she doesn't need.
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Mother!
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What are you
doing here?
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What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?
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I'm married.
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I know. Let you out of
my sight for one moment...
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Hold onto me and we'll be home
before you can say--
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I don't want to go.
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I was afraid of that.
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He has you under a spell, eh?
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Oh, these male witches
are the worst kind!
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He's not a witch.
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What?
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He happens to be,
if you'll excuse the expression,
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a normal, mortal human being.
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Oh, well, that's easy!
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I'll just have him trip over
a rug and break an arm!
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Mother, you will
leave him alone!
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He's a dear, sweet, wonderful,
perfectly marvelous man.
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Oh, my poor baby.
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He sounds simply horrible.
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Oh, but don't worry, Samantha.
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I'll get you out of here.
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I'm not going!
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Really?
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How would you like to spend your
wedding night with a bullfrog?
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Don't you understand?
I'm happy with him.
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Don't talk to
your mother like that.
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I'll tell you
when you're happy.
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Uh-oh. He's coming in.
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I'll take care of that.
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Easy now!
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Oh, I'm not going to hurt him.
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Must be the champagne.
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May I have my key, please?
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Mother, you've got to
get out of here!
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Even witchcraft can't
keep him out there all night.
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It's our honeymoon!
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I don't know where you get it.
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Must be from your father.
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Certainly not from
my side of the family.
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Mother, he's coming in,
and you're going out.
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Oh, no, I'm not!
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Oh, yes, you are!
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One Re, Or Re, Ickery Ann
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Phillison, Follison
Nicholas John
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You are kidding?
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I've never been more serious
in my life!
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One Re, Or Re, Ickery Ann
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Phillison, Follison
Nicholas John
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Queevy quavy English navy
Stickum, stack um Buck
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B-U-C-K spells "buck"
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and out goes you!
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You naughty, naughty
little witch.
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Please?
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No!
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You're still very young
and inexperienced.
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You don't know what prejudice
you'll run into.
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They all think that witches work
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only one day a year,
on Halloween,
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we all wear those big, ugly hats
and fly around on brooms.
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What if he finds out
you're a witch?
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I'm going to tell him.
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You're going to tell him?
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I don't think married people
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should have secrets
from one another.
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When are you
going to tell him?
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As soon as you leave.
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That should solve everything.
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You'll be home
before you know it.
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Mother--
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Good.
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The strangest things
have been happening.
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I took one glass of champagne
and suddenly I found myself--
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Sweetheart...
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let's sit down and talk.
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What?
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You're a what?
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I'm a witch.
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That's wonderful.
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We'll talk about it tomorrow.
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Now.
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I am a witch.
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A real, house-haunting,
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broom-riding,
cauldron-stirring witch.
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It must be the champagne.
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It's been a hectic day
for both of us.
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This getting married
is not as easy as it looks.
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Would I say I was
a witch if I'm not?
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I don't know!
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I have an aunt
who thinks she's a lighthouse.
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And whenever it rains,
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she insists on climbing on the
garage roof to warn the sailors.
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How do you know
she isn't a lighthouse?
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Huh?
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Maybe you're the one
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looking straight at a lighthouse
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and thinks you're seeing
an old lady on a garage roof.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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My aunt is a lighthouse,
and you're a witch.
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You don't believe me.
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Okay, if you're a witch,
where's your black hat and broom
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and how come you're out
when it isn't even Halloween?
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Mother was right.
You're prejudiced.
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You told me your mother
was in India.
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She is.
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But she dropped in on me
this evening.
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Here?
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Yes.
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Is she here now?
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No.
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Good.
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Because I don't care for even
an invisible mother-in-law
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along on my honeymoon.
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I guess I'll just have to
prove to you that I'm a witch.
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That's a good idea.
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Prove it.
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I wasn't gonna do any more
witchcraft, for your sake.
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I'm from Missouri.
You know what that means?
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What?
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Show me.
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I'm not very
experienced at it.
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Well, you're young yet.
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I can only do little things.
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A little thing
will be just fine.
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Just... any old
little thing.
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I have yet to see
a table lighter that works.
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Just once,
I would like to see--
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Sweetheart, we all
imagine things.
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I myself--
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You may not
believe this, but--
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Sweetheart, um...
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Uh...
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I need some air.
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I wish I had a drink.
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An old-fashioned.
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And a straw?
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You're a witch!
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That's what I've been
trying to tell you!
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Darling, are you all right?
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No!
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No, I'm not all right.
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Darrin, I suppose
I shouldn't have married you,
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but I love you so much.
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I love you too,
but I hadn't figured on this.
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I'll make you a good wife,
I promise.
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This is not something
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like somebody who just thinks
they're a lighthouse.
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Oh, Darrin.
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I love you...
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so much.
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We've got to
figure this out.
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Later.
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And if you can't talk
to your best friend,
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who can you talk to?
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You know, I know
all about marriage.
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That's why I'm a bachelor.
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My problem, Dave--
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The sea of matrimony is beset
with hidden shoals and reefs.
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Just found out
Samantha's a witch.
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And it takes tolerance
and understanding
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to find the channel
of true love.
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I didn't believe it until she
started moving things around.
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Marriage is a partnership
where two people, side by side,
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face life's obstacles together.
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I can't tell my family.
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If two people love each other,
really love each other,
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it'll work out.
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I have enough trouble
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getting my aunt down off the
garage roof when it's raining.
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Adjustment.
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That is the foundation
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upon which every lasting
marriage is built.
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Adjust!
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Of course, it might have
certain advantages.
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Like, if you wanted a drink
in a dry state.
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Well, I gotta go.
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Listen, if you ever need
any help or advice again,
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just feel free to call on me.
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Doc, we've been friends
for a long time.
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I don't know if you
can help me or not
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but I just had to bring
this problem to you.
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Darrin, that's
what I'm here for.
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Tell me what's bothering you.
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I'm married to a witch.
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A real, live,
house-haunting, broom-riding,
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cauldron-stirring,
card-carrying witch.
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You came to me for advice.
I'll give you some.
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Now that you've had
your honeymoon,
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why don't you take a vacation?
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Hal...
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my wife is a witch.
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Cheer up.
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You should see my wife.
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And I've gone over it
and over it in my mind.
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And I've come to a decision.
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I love you,
and I can't give you up.
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Oh, darling!
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I'll be the best wife
a man ever had.
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I know you will.
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We're going to have a nice,
normal, happy life together.
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And no more...
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No, no! I promise.
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It's not gonna be easy.
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It's tough enough being
married to an advertising man
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if you're normal, but--
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I mean, you're going
to have to learn
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to be a suburban housewife.
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I'll learn.
You'll see, I'll learn!
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Now, you'll have to learn
to cook... and keep house.
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Mm-hm.
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And go to my mother's house
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for dinner every Friday night.
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Darling, it sounds wonderful.
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And soon we'll be a normal,
happy couple with no problems.
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Just like everybody else.
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And then my mother can come
and visit for a while and--
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Oh, well...
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Maybe we better work up
to that gradually.
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Oh, I'll try.
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I promise I'll try.
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Phew!
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I'm glad that's settled.
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Let's drink to it.
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An old-fashioned?
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With a cherry on top.
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I'll make it myself.
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All by yourself.
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We'll work it out somehow.
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So my wife's a witch.
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Every married man
has to make some adjustment.
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Oh, Miss Sellers! I'm afraid
Mr. Stephens is tied--
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Oh, now, don't
give it a thought, Helen.
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I know he'll be glad to see me.
I'll just dash in for a moment.
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Darrin!
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Sheila!
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Oh!
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Darling, I just got back
from Nassau yesterday,
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and I've been trying
to reach you.
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I left a message
with your secretary,
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and when I didn't hear from you
I decided to invade your office.
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00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,820
Why didn't you call me?
265
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,155
Well, Sheila, um...
266
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,366
Uh, you see...
267
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,369
I just got back...
268
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,996
I was...
269
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,665
I'm married.
270
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,751
Oh, I know, dearest.
Congratulations!
271
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,838
Now, I know you've got
every reason--
272
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,507
You don't care?
273
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,009
Oh, sweetheart. Care?
274
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,386
Of course I care!
275
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,847
After all, if I hadn't left
for Nassau when I did,
276
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,806
it might have been me.
277
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,350
But no hard feelings,
you sneak.
278
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,019
Oh, Darrin, I couldn't
be happier for you
279
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,563
and I'm sure she's an angel.
280
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,150
I just stopped by to ask the two
of you to drop over tonight,
281
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,609
if you hadn't any other plans.
282
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,653
A few of the gang are coming
over for potluck and--
283
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,990
Well, I realize
it's rather short notice.
284
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,450
Nothing fancy.
285
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,869
Very relaxed, sitting
on the floor kind of thing.
286
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,413
Well, that's very nice
of you, Sheila.
287
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,039
But I don't know.
288
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,001
It may be too soon to spring a
whole new set of people on her.
289
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,669
She's not used to--
Too soon?
290
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,506
Don't be silly, Darrin.
We're your friends.
291
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,425
We're dying to meet her.
292
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,679
Unless, of course,
you'd feel uncomfortable.
293
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,930
Me?
294
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,931
Of course, not.
295
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,684
Fine, then it's all set.
7:30 tonight.
296
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,644
I've gotta dash. See you later!
297
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,739
Boy, some fancy-looking place!
298
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,949
Darrin, are you sure
I'm dressed all right?
299
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,326
Darling, of course you are.
300
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,703
Sheila said it was potluck,
very relaxed,
301
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,580
sitting on the floor
kind of stuff.
302
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,624
Oh.
303
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,882
Darrin!
304
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,884
Darling!
Sheila.
305
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,222
Is this your little bride?
306
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,723
How do you do?
307
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,725
Oh, why, Darrin, she's sweet.
308
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,520
Uh, maybe I should
have dressed--
309
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,481
Not at all, dear.
You look... sweet.
310
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,858
John, would you take
Mrs. Stephens'...
311
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,234
Sweater.
312
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:11,446
I can tell you're the type
who always dresses so sensibly.
313
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,032
You know, the capable type.
314
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,201
Darrin, I bet she's
good at typing, cooking,
315
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,913
taking care of the household
accounts and playing golf.
316
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,749
You know, all those things
poor little me can't do at all.
317
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,292
Pity.
318
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,004
Won't you come in
and meet my friends?
319
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:34,720
Folks, I'd like you to meet
Darrin's little bride.
320
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,100
You must bring
Samantha down...
321
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,441
Are you all right?
322
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,609
Oh, yes.
Yes, fine, thank you.
323
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,655
Now, don't worry
about Samantha, Darrin.
324
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,865
We're all going to help her.
325
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,701
Everybody!
326
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,869
I said that since Samantha
is a stranger here,
327
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,830
that we're all going to help her
and make her feel at home.
328
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,251
Now, first, dear, we've got
to get you a good dressmaker.
329
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,669
Oh, but I don't need a--
330
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,421
And then we'll introduce
you to Pierre.
331
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,090
He does wonders with
hard-to-manage hair.
332
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,510
Incidentally, haven't we met
somewhere before?
333
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,886
No. No, I don't think--
334
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,430
Newport.
No.
335
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,223
The Riviera.
No.
336
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,600
Speaking of traveling,
337
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,685
remember, Darrin,
that time we met in Paris
338
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:26,564
and you said, "When
I send you a telegram..."
339
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,152
Darrin, only last night at
dinner Harry was telling me
340
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,114
that you are the brightest young
prospect in the agency business.
341
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,700
Real Madison Avenue know-how.
342
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,286
Ah, Sheila always
looks so beautiful.
343
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,996
Never a hair out of place.
344
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,291
A wonderful girl.
Nothing she can't do.
345
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,959
You know she owns
her own plane?
346
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,667
Oh?
347
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,671
Do you fly?
Oh, yes.
348
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,967
Do you know Dr. Hafter, dear?
349
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,260
Samantha?
350
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,720
I beg your pardon?
351
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,222
Dr. Hafter. Do you know him?
352
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,515
No.
353
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,059
The plastic surgeon.
354
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,311
Does beautiful nose work.
355
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,980
No, I don't know him.
356
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,107
Oh! Funny, I...
357
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,984
I could have sworn you...
358
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,236
Oh, well.
359
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,614
I won't do it.
360
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh, Darrin, do you remember
361
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,786
that delightful time we had
with the Contessa at Maxim's?
362
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,454
I won't!
363
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,914
Anyway, last I heard,
364
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,625
they were involved in
the most delicious scandal.
365
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,377
Maybe I will.
366
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,963
Oh, and the tennis matches start
in East Hampton this Saturday--
367
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,803
I thought we could get the same
group we had last year--
368
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,642
My house is open and,
you know, we could...
369
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,311
...make a weekend of it.
370
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,564
Wouldn't that be divine?
371
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,241
We'd so like to have
you and Samantha
372
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,076
over for dinner next week.
373
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,704
If Tuesday's good,
Harry's invited Mr. Donahue.
374
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:07,164
[Darrin] Samantha and I would
be glad to come to dinner.
375
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,917
Thank you, Mrs. Rutherford.
Mr. Donahue--
376
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,045
Remember how cozy it was
sitting by the fire, Darrin?
377
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,005
How the others...
378
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,842
slipped away without...
379
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,261
Without our noticing...
380
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,182
...is beyond me.
381
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,826
Wait till you see the sports car
I had sent over from Europe.
382
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,203
It's simply gorgeous.
383
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:50,791
Reminds me of the one
we looked at in California.
384
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,095
Oh, by the way,
Gregor is in town
385
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,098
so don't plan to be home early
for dinner Wednesday night.
386
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,976
He's having in a few friends
to show his new paintings,
387
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,730
and you must come
to show me what to buy.
388
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,148
I'll pick you up
at the office at--
389
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,609
At 6:00.
390
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,287
Ah-choo!
391
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,042
Oh! My zip!
392
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,376
Dinner's ready.
393
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,253
Oh!
394
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,713
What did you do?
395
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,090
I don't know! I thought I was
carrying an empty tray!
396
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,342
Oh!
397
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,844
Excuse me!
398
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,556
Uh, her bracelet.
399
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,974
Sheila!
400
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,394
Sheila, here.
Here, let me help you.
401
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,897
[Samantha] This soup
really is delicious.
402
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,775
As soon as Sheila gets down,
I must get the recipe.
403
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,821
It's good! It really is.
404
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,845
Sam, I'm not saying
you were entirely wrong.
405
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,597
Sheila had it coming,
but you went a little far.
406
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,763
For a while there,
it was kind of hard
407
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,641
to tell
which witch was which.
408
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,852
Sam!
Just a little play on words.
409
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,022
I'm only trying to say
that you broke your promise.
410
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,231
You gave me your word.
411
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,942
No more, uh...
Stuff.
412
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,486
It's a little harder to break
the habit than I thought.
413
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,321
Well, you can do it.
414
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,990
I've got a lot of faith in you.
415
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,992
Oh, thank you, darling.
416
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,999
Well, it's bedtime.
417
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,417
Mm-hm.
418
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,882
I've just got to get
this kitchen cleaned up.
419
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,300
Tomorrow.
420
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,677
That's what you said
last night.
421
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,012
Yeah.
422
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,888
Well...
423
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646
...don't take too long.
424
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,049
Oh, well.
425
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,807
Maybe I can taper off.
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