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啊 我得节食了
Ah, I need to go on a diet.
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我的腿像香肠一样塞在牛仔裤里
I feel like a sausage in my jeans.
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拜托 我根本看不出你是三个孩子的妈
Please. I can't even tell you've had three kids.
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看不出来吗
You can't, right?
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当然
No.
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噢 我看到了一种白菜汤节食餐
Oh, I was reading about this new cabbage-soup diet.
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噢
Oh!
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噢 闺蜜时间结束 生意时间到
Oh, friend time over. Time for business meeting.
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终于
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好像是
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在《海滩》里面的
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贝特·迈德尔
Bette Midler.
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芭芭拉·荷西
Barbara Hershey.
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好吧
Okay.
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历经艰辛 我们投资的房产
After some setbacks, we're ready to
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可以开售了
put our investment property on the market!
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-好哎 -棒
- Yay! - Yes!
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我太激动了
I'm excited!
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我知道
I know!
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我刚把这些印出来
So I just picked these up from the printer
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给我们周二的开放参观日做准备
for our open house on Tuesday.
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咱们看起来像一帮护士
We look like a band of nurses.
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很性感啊
We look hot.
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噢 这让我想起来
Oh, that reminds me...
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你知道开放参观的时候会在房子里摆些饼干吧
You know how people always have cookies at open houses?
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我在想我们可以准备
Well, I was thinking we should have
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小的乳蛋饼和培根
mini quiches and bacon instead.
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啊 但那个很贵吧
Ah, but that sounds expensive.
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你说得对
You know what? Yeah, you're right.
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没错 还是把它列在未来规划里吧
Yeah, we'll just put that in the future file.
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好
Yes.
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下一件事
And the next thing is,
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我了解到一些公司会为了振奋士气和解决问题
oh, I was reading about these team-building workshops
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而开展一些研讨会
that companies do for morale and problem-solving...
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哈妮 我很欣赏你的主动
Honey, I appreciate your initiative,
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但是我不觉得现在有闲钱
but I don't think we have the money
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花在这些没用的东西上
for nonessentials right now.
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好吧 有道理
Okay. That makes sense.
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还剩一个关于生意的问题
Then there's just one more item of business to discuss.
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呃 我注意到月开销中
Um, I noticed in our monthly expenses,
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有500美元支付给了一个叫“西英女士”的人
we spent $500 on something called "Madame x-ing"?
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噢 她叫邢女士
Oh, that's pronounced Madame Xing.
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她是我的算命师
She's my fortune teller.
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什么
What?
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我们需要她 我们卖房子必须要她的帮助
We need her. We can't sell the house without her.
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这些彩印额外花费了多少钱
Now, how much extra was it to print these fliers in color?
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抱歉 算命师是用来干嘛的
Sorry, what is this fortune teller?
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如果你没从字面上理解的话
I don't know how to explain it to you
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我也不知道还能怎么解释
if you can't get it from the title.
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她能算命
She tells fortunes.
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为什么要付钱给她
Why is she on our payroll?
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我每次做重大决定
I've never made an important decision in my life
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都少不了邢女士
without consulting Madame Xing.
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我该嫁路易斯吗
Should I marry Louis?
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我该弄个情侣刘海吗
Should I get matching bangs?
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我该默默放弃成为腹语者这条路吗
Should I give up secretly wanting to be a ventriloquist?
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她怎么说
So, what'd she say?
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邢女士说得都对
Madame Xing was right...
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木偶剧场从没兴旺过
The puppet theater boom never came.
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对不起
I'm sorry.
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我实在不理解
I just can't wrap my head around
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每月花500美元在一个算命师身上
us spending $500 a month on a fortune teller.
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这是我们文化的一部分
It's just part of our culture.
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很多中国人
Consulting with a fortune teller
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都找算命师算命
is something a lot of Chinese people do,
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就像我们把洗碗机当成晒衣架
like using the dishwasher as a drying rack,
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就像我们不说“请”这个词
or not saying "Please."
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我要投球了 特伦特
Here it comes, Trent.
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被女生打败没啥好丢人的
No shame in being beat by a girl.
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我很坦然
I'm secure like that.
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好球(指没有击到的球）
Strike!
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我们都知道那是颗好球 布莱恩
We all know it's a strike, Brian!
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我要回去了 大家
I better get home, guys.
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周六见 埃迪
See you Saturday, Eddie.
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再会
See ya.
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周六是她生日
Saturday is her birthday.
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你要给她什么
What are you gonna get her?
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女生都喜欢绯句
Ladies love haikus.
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聪明地将各种辞藻组合起来
Clever crafted word parties.
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女生们都爱这种诗
Ladies love haikus.
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才不要 伙计 我想要打动她
Nah, son. I'm trying to impress my woman,
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而不是让她忧郁
not depress my woman.
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你为啥不从迪莉娅那里给她选个抹胸
Why don't you get her a tube top from the Delia's catalogue?
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我其实有个更赞的想法
I've got something even classier in mind.
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很好 可以打开吗 能在里面放张小照片吗
Nice. Does it open, and can you put a little picture inside?
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不能 为啥你非要
No, ma... Why you got to point out
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问这些项链本来就不该有的功能
what the necklace don't do?
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这就是个漂亮的项链而已
It's just a beautiful necklace.
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它最好真的卖49.99美元
It better be for $49.99.
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钱从哪来的
How are you gonna pay for that?
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噢 我有外快
Oh, I got the loot.
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我可是存钱好手
I'm really good at saving.
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5美元
$5?!
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巴里要来了吗
Barry's coming?
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只来几天
Only for a few days.
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他在奥兰多有个生意
He's got business in Orlando.
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我有几年没见过他了
I haven't seen him in years.
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自从你给他那桩维他命生意投了钱 就再也没见过他
Right, ever since you gave him money for that vitamin business.
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我说过没人需要维他命L的
I told you nobody wanted vitamin "L."
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感官维他命都是陈年旧事了
Vitamin Luscious was before its time.
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路易斯 他是个榨你的水蛭
He's a leech, Louis.
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像藤壶一样
Like a barnacle.
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或者根本就是水蛭
Or a leech.
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他做得不够完美 但他本意是好的
Well, he's not perfect, but he means well.
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而且他很喜欢你
And he's always liked you.
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你记得吗 他上次来
Remember, he brought you that nice basket of fruit
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给你带了个漂亮的果篮
the last time he visited?
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他把七根香蕉装在Gap婴儿系列购物袋里送给了我
He gave me seven bananas in a babygap shopping bag.
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爸 我能重新在餐厅工作吗
Dad, can I start working at the restaurant again?
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当然
Of course.
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-给我钱吗 -不给
- And get paid?! - Nope.
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因为你妈妈的卖房计划一拖再拖
With all the delays in your mom's investment property sale,
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最近资金很紧张
money's tight right now.
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如果你真的很需要钱 我在乡村俱乐部的
If you really need money, I saw a "Help wanted" Sign
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告示板上看到一个牌子 上面写着要招人
on the bulletin board at the country club.
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噢 泳池那里有位女士需要帮忙擦乳液的吗
Ooh, some ladies need assistance putting lotion on by the pool?
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他们一家刚搬到这里
It's a family new to the neighborhood,
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他们有个婴儿 需要人帮忙
and they have a baby and need help around the house.
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-我能给 -不行 没有女士需要擦乳液
- Do I get to put l... - No. No ladies need lotion.
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Dmx
Dmx？
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当我抱小孩的时候 我更希望别人叫我厄尔
I prefer to be called Earl when I'm holding my baby.
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哈妮 我等不及让你亲自和邢女士谈话了
Honey, I can't wait for you to talk to Madame Xing yourself
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这样你就知道她对我们的生意有多重要
and see how important she is to our business.
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好吧 我思想很开放的
Well, I always like to keep an open mind.
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就像我第一次听说奶油奶酪
Like the first time I heard about cream cheese,
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当时我很反感
I was like, "Blech!"
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可是现在我已经超级习惯了
Now, I'm all, "Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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能给我的百吉饼弄点奶油奶酪吗
Can I get some bagel with my cream cheese?
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你懂的吧
You know what I'm saying?"
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那个很好吃
It's tasty.
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喂
Wei?
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邢女士 我是杰西卡
Madame Xing, it's Jessica.
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我和我的生意合伙人在一起 我和你说过她
I'm here with my business partner, who I told you about.
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啊 我记得 就那个怀疑论者
Ah, yes. The skeptic.
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你必须要问邢女士一个
You have to ask Madame Xing a question
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你想要知道答案的问题
that you want the answer to.
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好吧
Okay.
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呃 海豚队能打赢季后赛吗
Um, will the dolphins make the playoffs?
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你不能再看橄榄球了
You should stop watching football.
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对你心脏不好
It's not good for your heart.
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心脏病是我的家族病
Heart disease runs in my family.
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你是怎么知道的
How did you know that?
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邢女士说中了
You just got Xing'd.
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好了 哈妮已经相信了 我们可以谈生意了
Okay, now that Honey believes, we can move on to business.
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我们下周二要开售 然后
We're putting the house on the market next Tuesday, and I...
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不要 最近三个月都不要出售那个房子
No. Don't put the house on the market for three months.
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还有脏的地方没有清理干净
There's darkness that needs to be cleansed.
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-好的 -好的
- Okay. - Okay?
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还有不要下注海豚队
And don't bet on the dolphins.
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也别赌他们是亚军
Not with that secondary.
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噢 还好我们给她打了电话
Oh, it is so lucky we called her.
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我们需要把传单上的开售日期改掉
We need to change the open-house date on the fliers.
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你不是认真的吧
You can't be serious.
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你听见邢女士的话了
You heard Madame Xing.
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我的建议你一点都不采纳
You don't take any of my suggestions,
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但这个算命的说了什么鬼话
but this fortune teller makes one crazy statement,
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你都毫无质疑地照做吗
and you do it, no questions asked?
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我很重视她的意见
I value her opinion.
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她却看重你的钱
And she values your money.
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每月给她五百美金 让她告诉我们房子里有脏东西
500 bucks a month so she can tell us about darkness,
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而买小乳蛋饼和开一次研讨会就是浪费钱
but mini quiches and a seminar are wasteful?
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别因为你自己的点子烂就怪我
Don't blame me just because your ideas are bad.
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杰西卡 你自以为聪明绝顶
You think you're so smart, Jessica,
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其实你就是个傻子
but you're really just a sucker.
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谢谢你实话实说
Thank you for being honest.
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现在到我实话实说了 结束了
Now allow me to be honest. It's over.
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什么结束了
What is?
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所有一切 我们的友谊 生意 读书会
Everything... our friendship, the business, book club,
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还有我们共用的三明治集点卡 都结束了
the sandwich punch card we share... done-zo.
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天啊
Oh my god.
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Dmx
Dmx!
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黑暗人X
Dark Man X!
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你真人看起来更老一点
You look older in person.
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当爸爸会让你衰老
Fatherhood ages you.
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我累坏了
I'm tired.
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感情倦怠
Emotional.
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我心在哭泣 在呐喊
Crying. Yelling!
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都是那些重复的棉花广告害的
All at the same cotton commercial.
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这是组成生命的纤维
It's the fabric of our lives, G.
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天啊 我等不及告诉我朋友了
Man, I can't wait to tell all my friends!
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对不起 小伙子
Sorry, little man.
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我不能让你把这事搞大
I can't have you blowing up my spot.
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我需要你签订这个
I'm gonna need you to sign and initial
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保密协议
this nondisclosure agreement.
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和奥普拉给斯特德曼那个一样
It's the same one Oprah used on Stedman.
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我不能告诉其他人 我在这里工作吗
So... I can't tell anyone I'm working for you?
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-不能 -噢
- Nope. - Oh.
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想让我做什么
So, what do you want me to do?
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检查一遍客厅 确保宝宝不会受伤
Babyproof the living room,
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给吉纳瑟思拌些豆子吃
blend some peas for Genesis,
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还要在她尿布上滴些薰衣草液
and make sure to put lavender drops in her cloth diapers.
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为什么不用一次性的尿布啊
Why don't you just use disposable diapers?
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因为我要减少碳排放
'Cause I ain't trying to leave some big-ass carbon footprint.
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你睡那个沙发可以吧
I hope the couch is gonna be okay.
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你在逗我吗 兄弟
Aw, are you kidding me, man?
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咱俩在新泽西住一屋的时候 睡的还是双人床垫呢
We shared a twin futon when we roomed up in Jersey.
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你记得吗 咱俩一起研究新型维他命
Remember that? Trying to put a new vitamin out there.
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还在我们自己身上做实验
Testing it on ourselves.
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还记得你的手变得光泽发亮吗
R-remember how you grew that lustrous arm hair?
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毛发总卡在表带里
It kept getting caught on my watch.
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没错
That's right.
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噢噢
Uh-oh!
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埃迪 你好
Eddie, how you doing?!
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-俺是埃默里 -我是你的巴里叔叔
- I'm Emery. - It's Uncle Barry.
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我以前总没见过你
I've never seen you before.
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你跟我老爹在一起玩时我还没出生
I wasn't born when you were my dad's friend.
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你的孩子都不错 路易斯
You're raising kings, Louis.
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真是不错的孩子
You're raising kings.
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哇喔
Uh-oh!
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杰西卡小姐
Lady J!
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我们不会给你钱的 巴里
We're not giving you any money, Barry.
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姑娘 你的手真是柔软细嫩啊
Well, your hands look soft and young, girl.
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她在开玩笑
She's kidding.
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她知道你不是来要钱的
She knows you're not here to ask for money.
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-对吗 -拜托
- Right? - Aw, come on.
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巴里现在可厉害了
Barry's ballin' now.
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我现在在全世界卖货
I sell new and used goods
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价格灵活的新货二手货都卖
at a flexible price for people worldwide.
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真不赖啊
Good for you.
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我只是到这儿来呆上几天
You know what? Only in town for a few days.
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然后我就会消失了
Then I'll be out of your hair in no time.
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但是为了聊表谢意
But as a token of my appreciation...
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你准备好了
You ready?
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这是不丹的木象
It's a wooden elephant from Bhutan.
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巴里 你不用送我礼物的
Barry, you shouldn't have.
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它的原型是大象巴巴
Babar was based on him.
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巴巴是一只冒险的法国象
Babar was a French elephant who went on adventures.
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然后他去了监狱 然后又去了夏威夷
He we... he went to jail, went to Hawaii.
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好多好多地方
All those places.
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哇
Wow.
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你在干什么
What are you doing?
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我跟哈妮断交了 结束了
I cut Honey off. It's over.
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但她是你的朋友
But she's your friend.
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有些人太过分了 你知道我会怎么做
You know how I get when somebody crosses the line.
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我不能原谅她们
I can't forgive them.
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我知道 我每天都能记起
I know. I'm reminded every day.
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说不定你都不记得为何跟她们断交的
You probably don't even remember why you cut these people off.
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那个人送的结婚礼物没有在清单里
That one went off-registry.
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这个用她的发型跟我抢镜头
That one tried to upstage me with her hairdo.
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那人的老公比你有钱
And that one married a man wealthier than you.
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那你为什么还留着这些照片
Why do you even still have this photo?
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因为我在上面很美
Because I look amazing.
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如果你一直跟朋友断交
You know, if you keep cutting people off,
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最后你就没有朋友了
you're not gonna have any friends.
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那我宁缺勿滥
Well, I would rather have no friends than too many.
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你倒是可以跟某些朋友断交
You could stand to cut a few people off.
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特别是那个谁
One in particular.
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杰西卡
Jessica.
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你好多年没看到巴里了
You haven't seen Barry in years.
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他是个蠢货 你们一起在新泽西
He's an idiot, and you guys shared a room in New Jersey
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只不过住了两个月
for barely two months.
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那两个月很疯狂
Those were a crazy two months, though.
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我们研发了一种新维他命 还天天打篮球
We invented a vitamin and played tons of basketball.
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嘿 哈妮
Hi, Honey.
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我妈让我把你留在我们家的东西还给你
My mom asked me to return the things you left at our house.
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你能相信吗 埃文
Do you believe this, Evan?
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你妈跟我断交了 好像我对她来说什么也不是
Your mom's cutting me out of her life like I'm nothing to her.
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她不许我跟你多说
I was told not to engage with you.
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好吧
Okay.
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好吧
Fine.
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我也会把她的东西还给她
I'll just give her back her things.
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你什么也找不到的
You won't find anything.
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中国人不会把自己的东西乱放
Chinese people take care of their possessions.
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照顾好你自己 哈妮
Be good to yourself, Honey.
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我一直很喜欢你
I always liked you.
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她看起来怎么样
How did she look?
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很沮丧吗
Did she look sad?
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实际上她看起来好极了 她经常慢跑
Actually, she looked great. She jogs a lot.
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还有人在她家了吗
Well, was anybody else there?
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黛德丽 卡罗尔琼
Deidre? Carol-Joan?
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她去读书会了吗
Was she having book club?
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我不明白
I don't understand.
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我以为她是你最好的朋友
I thought she was your best friend.
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世上不存在最好的朋友
There is no such thing as a best friend.
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不过是Hello Kitty为了卖更多的Hello Kitty
That's just something Hello Kitty made up
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编出来的童话罢了
to sell more Hello Kitty.
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嗨 你去哪了
Hey. Where you been?
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我好久没看到你了
I haven't seen you in forever.
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天呐 你不会相信贝卡刚刚吃了什么
Oh, my God. You won't believe what Becca G. Just ate.
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我们在食堂
We're in the cafeteria...
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宝贝 我才打开我的储物柜
Babe, I just got to my locker.
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我能放松两分钟吗
Can I please just have two minutes to unwind?
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当然可以
Yeah, of course.
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你看起来很累
You seem tired.
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你是不是失眠 还是没吃多少蛋白质
Are you not getting enough sleep or eating enough protein?
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我就是想把我的数学书放回去
I just want to put away my math book,
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把包里的饼干清清
clean out the cheez-its from my bag,
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再对肥仔乔打个招呼
and say "What's up" To fat Joe.
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你好暴躁
You're cranky.
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我上班太累了 好吗
I'm working a lot, okay?
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太多事了
I'm working... A bunch.
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我不知道 你在哪里上班
I didn't know that. Where are you working?
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-不能告诉你 -为什么
- I can't tell you. - Why not?
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老妈 我不能告诉你
Well, mom, I can't tell you.
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你知道吗
You know what?
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我不喜欢你这样
I don't like you like this.
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还有告诉你 她吃了一只蜘蛛
And for your information, she ate a spider.
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谁
Who did?
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贝卡
Becca G.!
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瑞贝卡
Rebecca!
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贡扎勒兹
Gonzalez!
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她说“这儿的修女没有叫这个的”
And she said, "There are no nuns here by that name."
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等等 她说的是《修女也疯狂》里的台词
Wait, she was "Sister Act"-ing you?
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看 路易斯 你拆穿我了
Oh, see, you get me, Louis.
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-没错 -所以我想说的是
- I do. - Which brings me to this.
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记得我有个主意吗
Remember that idea I had about
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以灵活的价格出售新货和二手货
selling new and used goods at a flexible price?
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没错
Yes.
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恩 我在找新的投资者
Well, I'm trying to find investors.
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这就是为什么我来这里
Which is why I'm in town.
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我就想到 干嘛不邀请老伙计路易斯呢
And I figure, why not bring my boy Louis in
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我们从头一起干
on the ground floor?
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巴里 我以为你这次是来找我
Barry, I thought you weren't going to
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不是为了要钱
ask me for money this time.
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路易斯 我不是找你要钱
Louis, I'm not asking you for money.
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我在邀请你投资生意
I'm asking you to invest in a business.
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非常有前景的生意
A viable business.
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巴里 我们现在就坐在我投资的生意里
Barry, we're sitting in a business I'm invested in.
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-这地方是你的 -没错
- This is your place? - Yes!
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那样的话 我要战斧牛排 四分熟
Oh, in that case, I'll have the tomahawk chop, medium rare,
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两面都要煎
grill lines on both sides, please.
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你在跟谁说话
Who are you talking to?
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负责做牛排的人
Whoever's in charge of the chops.
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好吧 那卖二手货是合法生意吗
Okay, so is this used goods thing a legitimate business?
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还有几个投资人
How many other investors are there?
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本来没有其他人了
Well, no one has committed per se,
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但有几个人很感兴趣
but there are some interested parties.
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比如新德里有个法国人
Um, there's a frenchman in New Delhi.
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就这样吗
That's it?
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是啊
Yeah.
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只有你还有新德里的法国人
You and a frenchman in New Delhi.
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惊讶吧 路易斯打电话说巴里的航班延期了
And, surprise, Louis calls and Barry's flight is delayed.
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我不明白为何他让这个人占便宜
I don't understand why he lets this guy take advantage of him.
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额 我们能回房间吗
Um, can we go to our room?
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我们在用Lite-Brite做小丑
We're halfway through a lite-brite clown.
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你想跟我们一起做吗
Unless... You want to join us?
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不 不 你们去吧
No, no, you go ahead.
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你在一个人看《幸运大转轮》吗
Just watching "Wheel" By yourself, huh?
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就算是以前在华盛顿
You know, even back in D.C.,
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我也从没见过你的朋友
I never saw you with any friends.
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你的朋友们都在哪儿呢
Where are all your friends?
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希望都死了
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我好久以前都不跟他们联络了
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为什么
Why?
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你知道啦
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都是计较小事
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发型
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礼物
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不准的天气预报
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你不孤单吗
Are you lonely?
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我看起来孤单吗
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是的
Yes, you do.
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那是因为我就是
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我情愿孤单
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但做得对
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你之前说的什么
So, you were saying?
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你说什么
Excuse me?
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你之前不是说过的嘛
Earlier, you were saying something about
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白菜汤节食餐
a cabbage-soup diet?
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你刚和我要绝交
Are... are you seriously trying to act like
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然后又装作什么也没发生吗
you didn't just end our friendship?
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我决定原谅你了
I decided to forgive you.
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00:14:03,104 --> 00:14:05,271
但我不原谅你
Well, I don't forgive you.
366
00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:07,539
你对我的想法不屑一顾
You were dismissive of all of my ideas.
367
00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:09,775
你想都没想就抛弃了我
You dropped me without a second thought.
368
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:12,011
你让你的儿子来归还我的东西
You sent your son to return my things.
369
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,580
而且有一件东西还不是我的
And... and... and one thing's not even mine!
370
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:16,148
这是什么
What is this?
371
00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:17,783
这算是一种警告吗
I-is this some sort of warning?
372
00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:19,184
好吧
Okay, fine.
373
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,521
我们可以买你说的小乳蛋饼和培根
We can do your mini quiches and bacon.
374
00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:24,657
但不要参加团队信任研讨会
But no team-trust-falls workshop.
375
00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:26,792
如果有人骗我 我要他们死翘翘
If I fall on somebody, I want them to die.
376
00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:30,162
杰西卡 我受够了你对我的不公平对待
Jessica, I am tired of you not treating me like an equal.
377
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:32,158
我可以自己卖房子
I can flip houses on my own.
378
00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:34,033
你说得对
You were right.
379
00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:36,353
我们绝交了
We're done-zo.
380
00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,280
没事的
It's okay.
381
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:46,915
你可以把这些战利品整理好吗
Can you organize these booties, please?
382
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,851
怎么皱起眉头来了
What's with the frown, B.?
383
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,920
我不许吉纳瑟思周围有这种负能量
You know I can't have that negative energy around Genesis.
384
00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:54,022
女生的问题
Girl trouble.
385
00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:55,157
说来听听
Extrapolate.
386
00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:56,558
她这周六过生日
Her birthday's on Saturday,
387
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,560
这就是我出来打工的原因
and that's the only reason why I took this job...
388
00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:00,062
这样我就能给她买这个
So I can get her this.
389
00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:03,732
哟 这不是那条会唱歌的项链吗
Yo! Is that one of those necklaces that sing?
390
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,967
为什么大家都要说项链做不到的事情
Why's everybody got to talk about what the necklace don't do?!
391
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:08,670
不管怎么说 她可能不再是我的女朋友了
Anyway, she might not even be my girlfriend anymore.
392
00:15:08,705 --> 00:15:10,672
我工作太忙了 我没有时间陪她
I'm working so much, I don't see her.
393
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:12,441
当我有时间的时候 我又太累了
And when I do, I'm too tired.
394
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,709
我没办法向她解释 因为签了保密协议
And I can't tell her why because of your Oprah muzzle.
395
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:17,245
我知道你需要放松
I know what you need... To chill.
396
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,414
我们一起逛逛花房吧
Let's take a trip out to my greenhouse.
397
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:23,819
欢迎来到我的园艺天地
Welcome to my horticultural wonderland
398
00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:26,154
这些都是稀有的外地兰花
of rare and exotic orchids.
399
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,490
你吸食它们吗
Do you smoke them?
400
00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:29,858
什么
What?!
401
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,760
不 我爱它们
No, I love 'em.
402
00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:33,161
这是碧翠斯
This is Beatrice.
403
00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:35,430
这是西塔德尔 这是丹妮斯
This is Citadelle. And this is Denise.
404
00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:37,733
好吧
O-kay?
405
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,568
我一开始养兰花的时候
When I first started growing orchids,
406
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:42,070
我以为它们需要最昂贵的土壤和光照
I thought they needed the most expensive soil and lights
407
00:15:42,106 --> 00:15:43,071
才会开花
to blossom.
408
00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:44,339
结果它们都死了
And they died.
409
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,508
那时候我意识到它们真正需要的
That's when I realized that all they really needed
410
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,110
是时间和关照
was time and attention.
411
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,245
你不需要给你的女朋友买礼物
You don't need to get your girl a gift.
412
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,447
你需要花时间陪她
You need to give her your time.
413
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,417
这些花都是男孩儿还是女孩儿
Are any of these flowers boys, or are they all girls?
414
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,518
女孩儿
Girls?
415
00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,587
她们是女人
These are women.
416
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,591
把灯关上
Turn the lights off!
417
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,426
你在躲人吗
Are you hiding?
418
00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:05,694
是的 躲巴里
Yes, from Barry.
419
00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:07,729
他向我要钱 你说对了
He asked me for money. You were right about him.
420
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:10,065
但我误会了哈妮
Well, I was wrong about Honey.
421
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,267
让我猜猜 她没有接受你的原谅
Let me guess... she didn't accept your forgiveness?
422
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:14,136
没有
No, she didn't.
423
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:17,039
我走进去 我装作什么也没发生
I walked in there, I acted like nothing happened,
424
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:20,375
我说我原谅她了 但她不接受
and I forgave her, and she didn't accept it.
425
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:22,711
你有说对不起吗
Did you say you were sorry?
426
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:24,313
你知道我没有
You know I didn't.
427
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:25,881
那就向她道歉嘛
Well, apologize to her.
428
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,916
那我要说什么
Well, what would I even say?
429
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,751
说对不起
Uh, "I'm sorry"?
430
00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:33,789
我知道你关心她
Look, I know you care about her.
431
00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:36,024
你只是需要让她知道你们的友谊很重要
You just need to show her your friendship matters.
432
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,593
你需要让巴里知道他的友情不重要
Well, you need to show Barry his friendship doesn't.
433
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,795
我要和他绝交
I'm gonna cut him off.
434
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,096
我正在思考怎么办
I'm just thinking about how to do it.
435
00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,831
直接把创可贴撕掉嘛
Just rip off the band-aid.
436
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:45,567
你知道我不喜欢直接撕下来
You know I don't like to rip off band-aids.
437
00:16:45,602 --> 00:16:47,269
我喜欢把它润湿几天
I like to wet them for a few days
438
00:16:47,304 --> 00:16:50,138
希望哪天洗澡的时候就掉下来了
and hopefully they just come off in the shower.
439
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:53,742
快出来啊
Get out. Come on.
440
00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:54,843
我的路易斯
L-train!
441
00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:56,478
我正要你去买点蛋黄酱
I'm gonna need you to go on a Mayo run.
442
00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,780
巴里 不要提买什么蛋黄酱了
Barry, there's not gonna be a Mayo run.
443
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,649
我不会给你的生意送钱了
I'm not giving you any money for your business,
444
00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:03,085
你找别的地方住吧
and you need to find somewhere else to stay.
445
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,386
你怎么这么对我
How you gonna do me like that?
446
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:05,554
我们是朋友啊 路易斯
We're friends, Louis!
447
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,322
是吗 我姓什么
Are we? What's my last name?
448
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:09,758
特雷恩吗
Train?
449
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:12,060
巴里 我要和你绝交
Barry, I'm cutting you off.
450
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,997
你会错过一个巨大的商机
You're gonna miss out on an amazing business opportunity.
451
00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,033
我不会为你的旧货买卖网站而失眠的
I don't think I'm gonna lose sleep over your garagesale.Com.
452
00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:22,037
你听好了 那叫易趣网
For your information, it's called Ebay.
453
00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:24,406
好蠢的名字
Dumb name!
454
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,264
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
455
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:50,966
那是Dmx吗
Is that DMX?
456
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,135
我一直在用短笛编排《贫民窟生活》的曲子
I've been arranging "Ghetto Life" For the piccolo.
457
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,604
这首歌其实就是用短笛吹出来的
I actually wrote "Ghetto Life" On the piccolo.
458
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,072
你听到了吗 吉纳瑟思
You hear that, Genesis?
459
00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:58,507
一切皆有可能
Anything is possible.
460
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,375
我希望你不久就可以走路了 宝贝
I'm gonna need you to walk soon, sweetie.
461
00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,011
生日快乐
Happy Birthday.
462
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,813
很抱歉我最近一直像个混蛋
I'm sorry I've been such a jerk lately.
463
00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:07,482
我一直想给你买一副又贵又蠢的项链
I've been trying to get you some stupid expensive necklace,
464
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:11,086
但是Dmx让我意识到礼物不重要
but DMX helped me realize it's not about presents,
465
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,554
陪伴最重要
it's about presence.
466
00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:14,251
我更想要项链
Oh, I'd rather have a necklace.
467
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:16,024
别激动
Psych!
468
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,226
Dmx把他的凯迪拉克开到我家门前
DMX drove his el-do to my house!
469
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,874
这已经是我收到过最好的礼物了
This is the best birthday gift I've ever gotten!
470
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:23,065
照顾好都美子
Take care of Tomiko.
471
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,100
一定不要用含尿素的肥料
And be sure to use fertilizer without urea.
472
00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:33,141
这样你就把百吉饼星期一转化为具有生产力的星期二
And that's how bagel mondays can turn into productive Tuesdays.
473
00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:35,377
我们现在换种方式
Okay, we're gonna shift gears a little bit
474
00:18:35,412 --> 00:18:38,380
玩一玩即性角色扮演练习
and have some fun with some role-play improv exercises.
475
00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,415
我们称之为即兴工作
We call this jobprov,
476
00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:43,752
因为成功不会自带剧本
because success doesn't come with a script.
477
00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:47,889
我需要两名志愿者才能开始
Okay, I need two volunteers to help us get started.
478
00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:50,292
好的 坐在前排的金发女士
Yes, blonde lady in the front.
479
00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:51,359
还有
And...
480
00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:54,671
她已经结婚了 你们这群变态
Oh, she's married, you perverts.
481
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,698
我来
I volunteer.
482
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,833
好
Great.
483
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:01,970
那么在这一幕里
So, in this scene,
484
00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:05,373
你是想来退随身听的顾客
you are a customer returning a walkman
485
00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:08,777
你是电路城的经理
to a manager at circuit city.
486
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,795
即兴工作开始
And... Jobprov!
487
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,249
你来这儿做什么
What are you doing here?
488
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,718
告诉你我们的友情很重要
Showing you your friendship matters.
489
00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:18,920
但是你讨厌来研讨会
But you hate this stuff.
490
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,388
你觉得这是浪费钱
You think it's a waste of money.
491
00:19:20,424 --> 00:19:21,423
是的
I do.
492
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,091
但你不觉得
But you don't.
493
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:25,527
我们是伙伴
And we're partners.
494
00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:27,562
哈妮 对不起
I'm sorry, Honey.
495
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,066
我也对不起你
I'm sorry, too.
496
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:32,367
我好想你
I miss you.
497
00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:34,503
Hello Kitty是对的
Hello Kitty was right.
498
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:37,305
世上有最好的朋友
There is such a thing as a best friend.
499
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,175
我是Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty.
500
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,511
你是大眼青蛙Keroppi
Frog best friend Keroppi.
501
00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:49,384
即兴工作结束
And... Scene.
502
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,020
这太糟糕了吧
Okay. That was terrible.
503
00:19:52,055 --> 00:19:54,022
这是最糟糕的表演了
Really just the worst.
504
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,423
没有出现随身听
There was no walkman.
505
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,659
即使出现了 我也不知道她为什么要退货
Even if there was, I don't know why she's returning it.
506
00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:59,995
很明显的是电路城没有大门
Apparently there are no doors at this circuit city,
507
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:03,298
尽管我们就在电路城 因为你们一个人都没有提到它
if that's even where we were, because nobody mentioned it.
508
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,567
从一个人力资源经理看来
And from an H.R. Standpoint,
509
00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:09,104
一个跨种族同性的漫长拥抱吗
a long interracial same-sex hug?
510
00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:14,009
这就是为什么Arby's一如既往的糟糕
Now, this is exactly why Arby's is a shadow of its former self.
511
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:16,578
我
I
512
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,060
只要杰瑞装完热水器
Once Jerry finishes installing the water heater,
513
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,395
我们就能出售这栋房子了
we will be all set for the open house.
514
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,331
谢谢你把日期调了回来
Thank you for going back to the original list date.
515
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,432
不 你说得对
No, you were right.
516
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,567
再等三个月实在是很蠢
It would have been silly to wait three months.
517
00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:33,570
邢女士什么都不懂
Madame Xing doesn't know everything.
518
00:20:33,987 --> 00:20:37,683
好消息是热水器装好了
Okay, so, good news... Water heater fit perfectly.
519
00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:41,378
坏消息是你们阁楼上全是黑霉
Bad news... you guys have black mold all through your attic.
520
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,813
-黑霉 -恩
- Black mold? - Oh, yeah.
521
00:20:42,848 --> 00:20:45,115
对健康危险很大
And it is a serious health hazard.
522
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,251
我都不想站在这里呼吸空气
I don't even want to be standing here, breathing this air.
523
00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:48,852
我要出去了
Like, I need to get out.
524
00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:50,587
你们除掉黑霉之前
Okay, but it is absolutely illegal
525
00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:51,955
售卖这栋屋子绝对是违法的
for you to sell this house until you have it removed.
526
00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:53,490
除掉黑霉要多久啊
But how long will that take?
527
00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:55,352
大概三个月
About three months.
528
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,194
不可能吧
No way.
529
00:20:57,229 --> 00:20:59,496
邢女士说中了
We just got Xing'd.
530
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:02,805
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