All language subtitles for KC S1 E28

Okay.

I'm getting the sense

that you're a little
excited about something.

But I'm gonna need
you to use your words.

Bill told me that Steve told him

that Kenny told him
that Dave told him

that Greg Wilson likes you.

Well, then, it must be true.

Plus, he is planning
on inviting you

to go away camping
for the weekend.

Wait, go away camping?

There's no way my parents are
gonna let me do that, but I could ask.

No, you don't ask, you tell.

And if that doesn't
work, you beg.

And if that doesn't
work, you cry.

That always gets them.

Mom and Dad,

this weekend, Marisa and I are
going camping with a group of friends.

Uh... please let me go.

I know there will be boys there,

but I'm responsible
and trustworthy.

You have to let
me go. I promise.

I would never do anything
to tarnish the family name.

Please let me go. Please.

- It's okay with me.
- Okay, honey.

Wait, that's all you got to say?

Uh, watch out for deer ticks.

I'm going camping
with Greg Wilson.

This is gonna be the
best weekend ever.

I am so happy, I could die.

KC Cooper must die.

Your assignment
is to eliminate her.

Understood?

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪

♪ It's all part of the plan ♪

♪ I keep it undercover ♪

♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪

No, it's not gonna work.

Um, yes. This is perfect.

Don't move.

Don't
say anything.

Understand?

KC? Everything okay in there?

You better say yes,
or you'll never say anything again.

Yeah,
Dad, I'm fine.

By
the way, red plaid...

not as
flattering as you think it is.

What'd you do,
crawl out of a hole to insult me?

No. I didn't
come here to insult you.

I came
here to kill you.

Babe.

Now back in those days,

we didn't have
computers in our pockets.

And everything was made
with carbs and trans fats,

and no one seemed to care.

Oh, Agent Grandma,

I could listen to your
spy stories all night long.

What a coincidence.

She can tell 'em all night long.

Oh, wait, wait. I got another
one for you, corn chip.

The year was 1977,

and there was an
international dispute,

and they called your
Grandma Gayle in

to fix things, yes, they did.

How long is your
mother staying with us?

For as long as she wants, Craig.

My dad's out of town, and
she's afraid to be alone.

She was a spy for 40 years!

She can't spend a
couple of nights alone

in a luxury condominium
in a gated community?

Somebody might use
the Jacuzzi after 9:00 p.m.

Ah! Ahhh!

One more word, Craig,

and I am calling your
mom and inviting her here

- for two weeks.
- No, no!

Now the president
was just laying there,

and I stretched
out my bare hand,

and stuck it in
his chest cavity,

and massaged that
non-beating heart back to life.

That's an amazing
story, Agent Grandma.

For the first time, I
feel like I'm talking to

a real, honest-to-goodness spy.

Uh, what do you call me?

Desperate, needy,
stink bomb, no friends,

loaded diaper.
Should I keep going?

No. You've made your point.

Did you come here to kill me

because you found out that I was
going camping with Greg Wilson?

Really, it's a group thing,

and I'm surprised
he even asked me,

'cause he's the shy type,

which, now that
I think about it,

isn't gonna work
because I'm the shy type,

so you can't really
have a relationship...

Are you trying to make
me squeeze this trigger?

It would speed up the process.

Don't worry. I'm gonna do it.

Okay.

I am.

Whatever.

I am.

I am going to shoot you.

I always complete my missions.

Would you like me
to pull the trigger?

No!

I can't do this.

Uh, yeah, I could've
told you that, like,

forty minutes ago.

You don't get it.

If I don't eliminate you, the
other side is going to eliminate me.

Are they?

Or are they just gonna come in
my room and talk about doing it?

This isn't a joke, KC.

The other side is gonna send
someone to take care of both of us.

They won't think twice
about finishing the job.

You know, I gotta
be honest, Brett.

I feel like our relationship

is really messed up.

KC!

Are you ready to go camping?

- Uh, no.
- Why?

You don't have to do
your hair, put on makeup

or wear nice clothes.

Technically, you are
always ready to go camping.

Uh...

I just thought about
it. Not really into it.

Not into it? You
begged us to let you go.

And then, I cried.

I have been an
emotional basket case.

I shouldn't be going anywhere.

You were so excited about this.

I don't understand
what's going on.

Marisa, I don't wanna go.

Please, please,
don't make me go.

Why can't you just accept
the fact that I'm not fun?

She just told/begged/cried me.

I've created a monster.

KC, I want you
to pack your bag...

Why is your door locked?

- Get in the closet.
- What did you say?

- One second.
- What about the muffins?

Why was your door locked?

Do you have a boy in here?

I'm sorry. I just
heard what I said.

Marisa, what do you want?

KC, why aren't you
going on this trip?

Greg Wilson is the
first guy you've liked

since that nightmare Brett.

Remember how
broken-hearted you were?

I wouldn't say I
was broken-hearted.

I think that's a
little bit extreme.

You cried for a week.

You were all, like,
"He's bad, but he's good,

he has such beautiful hair.

I'll never find
another guy like him."

Marisa, I think you're
exaggerating a little bit.

Honey, you Photoshopped
what your kids would look like.

It's no secret that you were
crazy head-over-heels for...

Brett!

So...

our kids.

Do they have names?

For the record, it
was only one kid.

That doesn't make me
seem any less pathetic.

What is he doing here?

I came to eliminate her.

Ha ha, but he couldn't
go through with it.

Oh, okay, so he lied to you,

set up your family,
tried to kill you,

and now, you're protecting him?

And I thought I had
lousy taste in guys.

You do.

Where's my meat loaf?

I ate it.

I didn't know it was yours.

I hid it in the
back of the fridge,

wrapped in foil with
a label that said,

"This is Craig's, do not eat."

Next time, be a little clearer.

- Hey, jalapeño.
- Hey, Agent Grandma.

You know that story about how
you saved the president's life?

That was August of 1977, right?

Yeah. Sounds about right.

Does it? Does it really?

See, I did a little digging,

and it turns out you
and the president

were never in the same
city in August of '77.

Are you accusing me
of fabricating a story

to make myself look good?

Please. The only
true part of that story

was that there was
an August in 1977.

Now listen here, kumquat,

that's a whole lotta
attitude for someone

who can be wiped out with
a screwdriver and a magnet.

How much longer are you
gonna be in that bathroom?

- Hurry up.
- Screaming "hurry up" isn't helping.

Gammy's looking for you.

Oh, uh, could you just tell her

I'll be down there in a second?

Thank you so much.

Oh, I forgot to...

Brett Willis.

Let me explain.

There's nothing to explain.

You almost destroyed my family.

Now you will be destroyed.

Are you done?

Not yet.

Now I'm done.

Thank you.

What is going on?!

Ernie, I'm asking
you as your sister.

Please do not tell Mom
and Dad about this.

You can't ask me to
keep a secret like that.

My nerves can't take
that kind of stress.

You can't take the stress of
sleeping without a night light.

I hardly use it anymore,
and you know it.

KC, I have to get out of here.

This is getting
way too dangerous.

- And weird.
- Look, he's right.

Ernie, we need to
get him out of here.

You can do this, all right?

Just go downstairs, if the
coast is clear, then whistle.

Okay. I can do that.

I can do that.

Ca-caw, ca-caw!

What was that?

I forgot that boy
can't whistle. Let's go.

You did the bird call, and
Grandma Gayle is sitting outside?

I told you my nerves
can't handle this.

I'm telling you, that
meatloaf had my name on it.

Hide!

Oh, Craig, let it go.

I will not let this go.

I will write my name on
every single piece of food

in that refrigerator.

I can't ask that old
woman to leave,

but I can starve her out.

You are acting like a child.

You would too if someone
kept taking your pudding cups.

You don't know it was
her. It could've been Ernie.

Ernie. Ernie. Do you know what
happened to your dad's pudding cups?

I didn't see anything. I didn't hear
anything, I didn't taste anything.

I don't know anything about
anything. Gotta go. Bye!

Where's my marker? Or
did your mother eat that too?

Hey, Dad, I found it.

Oh!

KC!

Ca-caw, ca-caw!

- What was that?
- I didn't see anything.

I didn't hear anything.

I don't know anything about
anything. Gotta go. Bye.

We can only assume
that Brett's gone rogue,

or turned by the Organization,

which is no surprise,
given his past relationship

with the Cooper girl.

Your mission is to find them,

and eliminate them both.

Happily.

I'm sorry, KC. As much as I
want you to have a boyfriend,

I don't think Brett is
the right guy for you.

What are you talking about?

He is living in your closet,

and sending you
out for fro-yo runs.

This is not a
healthy relationship.

I have wracked my brain trying
to figure out what to do with him.

There is no good answer.

Why doesn't he just go back
to being a spy for your side?

'Cause...

That is actually a
really good idea.

Thank you. Now could
you say that again,

and try not to sound
so shocked this time?

I'm gonna go to the
Organization right now

and plead his case.

Thank you. Thanks, Marisa.

Yeah, glad I could help.

Now if only you could take my
advice about ditching overalls.

Seriously. E-i, e-i, no.

This is Ursula. I've
located the Cooper girl.

With any luck, she'll lead
me straight to Brett Willis.

Hey, Beverly!

I didn't know you
were gonna be here.

Seriously?

Where'd you think I'd be on a
workday during office hours?

Getting a mani-pedi?

Zip lining in Costa Rica?

Co-starring in a
Lionel Richie video?

It's just that you guys
here at HQ work so hard.

I wanted to bring you by
some homemade cookies.

Is the price tag homemade, too?

Uh, ha!

Good catch.

You should be a spy.

It's funny because...

you're actually a spy.

Actually, not funny at all.

What do you want?

Um, I just had a
hypothetical question.

So let's just say

that there was an agent who
worked for the Organization,

and let's just say

that this agent also
happened to work for

the Other Side.

And let's just say

that this agent
was, I don't know,

ordered to, like, kill
me or something.

But the agent didn't do it,

because they're
actually a good guy.

What would you say about
bringing him back into the fold?

Hypothetically, of course.

If you are talking
about Brett Willis,

let's just say we'd lock
him up in a prison cell

for the rest of his life.

As you should!

After what he did to my family?

That is what I
think of Brett Willis.

KC, you need to clean that up.

I don't like the boy either,
but that's just disgusting.

See, first I did a windmill.

And then, I did a jackhammer.

And then, I took out
both the bad guys

with a floating, gremlin spin.

Unbelievable.

Literally unbelievable.

Are you saying that I
didn't go undercover

in a break dancing crew

to stop a company from
bulldozing a rec center?

No. I'm saying it's the plot of

Electric Boogaloo.

Where do you think
the movie people

got the idea from, spark plug?

Agent Grandma, I
say this with love.

You're full of it.

Everything I said is true.

Fine. Then why don't you bust
some fresh moves right now?

Well, I would, but...

you know, I'm a
little rusty and...

and old hip just ain't
what it used to be.

Sure.

Fine.

Pop your puffs
into speaker mode.

Pump up the jams.

And stand back, sno-cone.

Hey, Mom, what you doing?

Your laundry.

You know, for a girl who
wears the same outfit every day,

you got a lot of dirty clothes.

No!

You should let me do it, Mom.

You work too hard.
Let me take care of this.

Oh, no. I have asked
you for three days

to put these things away.

If I don't take care of
things around this house,

nothing will get done.

Brett!

Don't you put your
hands on me, boy.

Brett Willis?!

What is he doing here?

KC, did you even think
what would happen to us

if the Organization
knew he was here?

It's not like I invited him.

Do you know what kind of
danger you put my entire family in?

Guys, he put himself in danger

when he didn't
complete his mission.

We have to help him.

No. KC, your parents are right.

I can't stay here.

Listen, I am so sorry
for all the trouble I've caused.

Brett, wait.

- KC, don't.
- Dad, I'll be fine.

I can't take
the pressure anymore.

It's
eating away at me.

KC has been
hiding Brett Willis in her room.

I don't know
what I was so worried about.

They didn't seem
to have an issue with it at all.

KC, we have been driving
around for an hour now

going over this.

There is nothing left to say.

I'm gonna pull over,
you're gonna get out,

and that's it.

No. Okay, we are
in this together.

As long as you are with
me, you are in danger.

I think you're being
overly dramatic.

Am I? Am I really?

So I'm guessing she's an
agent from the Other Side.

Yeah.

Uh, her name is
Ursula, and technically,

she's kinda my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend?

Your girlfriend?!

Are you telling me

that you have been
dating someone,

and you didn't even
have the decency

to tell me about it?

Look, I know we're
not necessarily a thing,

but you could've at
least mentioned it.

Oh, really?

Then what about
you and Greg Wilson

and all that red
flannel, huh? Huh?

At least Greg Wilson
isn't trying to kill us.

Know what? Enough is enough.

What are you gonna do?

Use my training.

Kids, don't try this at home.

KC. What are you doing?

Yo, woman, watch
where you're going.

You're gonna kill somebody.

That's kind of the idea.

You work for the Other Side,

you're a killer, and you litter?

I don't know what
Brett sees in you.

KC, look out!

No!!

Rob, your name's on TV.