All language subtitles for Juda S01E02

- Previously -

Give me 500,000 euro,
and I'll turn it into 1 million.

You've got balls, huh?

You wanna die?!
-Don't you wanna live like a king?

If you're already here, come lay Tefillin.
-I'm in a rush...

Hey, I know this guy.
-No...

He's appeared in my dreams twice...
-What, what, what?!

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

the entrance of the game
is half a million euro.

All-in.

You're all-in with two 4?!

Asher, yours truly

just won 2 million euro!

Why am I not surprised to see you?

That bitch!
She'd better not have rabies...

The money!

Brace yourself, Menahem.

It has begun!

You know Jews are forbidden.
How could you do that?!

I was robbed, man.

Asher, Asher!

This time you dug a grave
and took me down with you.

Oh, fuck!

I think I hit a cat.

What if the poor thing is still alive?!

Amos Tamam

Mike Burstyn

Moris Cohen

Anastasia Fein

Daniel Kapol

Rani Bleier

Ilanit Levi

Director: Meni Yaesh

Created by: Zion Baruch

"Make for yourself a rabbi and
remove yourself from doubtful situations."

(Chapter 1: Mishna 16)

"Good afternoon to our listeners,
thanks for staying tuned.

"It's 15:30 and you're listening
to the IDF Radio station.

"There are some traffic reports,

"the Ayalon highways are jammed,

"the entire country is backed up,
even our toilets."

"Your call is being transferred
to the voicemail."

Asher, buddy, I can't reach you,

where are you, bro?

"Now you're just somebody
that I used to know

"Now and then I think of all the times
you screwed me over

"But had me believing it was always
something that I'd done

"But I don't wanna live that way..."

I'm sending you both
to the Holy Land.

With backup.
And Misha will join you as well.

You don't trust
that I can handle it alone

so you're teaming me up
with your poodle?

You can stay here,
you're not obligated to come.

I think you should be left behind
since it's you who caused this mess.

No, we need her.

She's the only one who can recognize
his scent and lead us to him.

Is that clear?

Clear.

Son, you don't even understand
what you're up against.

Misha will serve
as your eyes during the day.

We haven't got much time.

He must be dead by Saturday.

Otherwise, we're all finished.

You must kill him at any cost.

Is that clear?

Clear.

Asher?

Asher?

For fuck's sake...

Asher?

Did I wake you up,
sleepy-sleepy?

Sit down, sit down.

Why is it that
we found your friend at your house

and you at your friend's house?

I like it,
you're both very clever, huh?

Mr. Georges, I'm...
I'm sorr...

Say it.
I'll make this snappy, okay?

For every unsatisfying answer,
I tighten the cable tie.

First question:
Did you win the game?

Kind of.

No, no! Yes, yes, yes, I won!
-Very well.

Second question:

I was told
that you were abroad.

Is it true that you've landed
in Israel already yesterday?

True.

Why didn't you come to me right after
you landed? -There was a glitch...

Why do my men say they saw you
at The Kennel club

betting with my money?!
-No, no, I wasn't really!

You think I'm some kind of sucker,

that you can just take my money?!

Take this!
You don't know me!

I'm gonna fuck you up good!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'll show you!

You don't know what's coming!

Asher!

Asher, hang in there!

Hold on, bro,

don't move, don't move!

Hold on!

Are you alright?
-Yes, yes, yes...

Oh, man... check out Yafim!
-How did this happen?

I don't know, bro,
he just suddenly collapsed.

Call the EMT. -Let's go. -Wait, let's call
an ambulance or the police for Yafim!

Not the police, you moron!
We'll be charged with murder! Let's go!

Wait, the keys... -Let's go, moron!
-Just getting the keys!

"God is King"

That was close.

Thank you for flying
Romanian Airlines.

Thank you for flying
Romanian Airlines.

Thank you for flying
Romanian Airlines.

Thank you for the food,
it was good.

Thank you. Enjoy your stay
in Israel. -Thank you.

If you think this is a field trip,
I'm sending you back to Romania.

Where's Anastasia?
-I haven't seen her since we landed.

For fuck's sake!

Relax, buddy.
-Where are we?

Relax, I'm here to help you.
-Don't "relax" me.

I'm sick of being knocked out
and waking up in strange places!

Relax. -Who are you?
-I'm taking you to see someone

who can help you.
-I ain't going anywhere with you.

Wait a minute, I know you.
Where have we met?

Juda, listen...
-How do you know my name?

Wait a second... you're the pest
from the airport, with the Tefillin.

What are you, stupid?!
-Juda, listen.

I'm taking you to someone
who will answer all your questions.

What did you do with my friend Asher?
He was with me in the apartment.

Wanna save your friend?
Come with me.

Are you with the French guys?
-I'm with God.

Walk a couple of feet behind me.
-Why? -For my own safety.

"Though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death,

"I will fear no evil..."

Welcome to your suite.

There is free internet,
there is a mini-bar.

How do you open the blinds?
-Over there.

Thank you.

Are you okay?
-She's fine, thank you.

You're welcome.

Enjoy.

Get in.
-Is my friend Asher in there?

Juda, get in,
everything will be alright.

Whoa!

Hello!

Is anybody here?

Asher?

Someone let me in,
told me I'd find my friend in here.

I didn't break in or anything.

Hello?

The first murder
in human history

occurred when Cain killed Abel.

Following that murder,

God appeared before Cane
and said to him:

"The voices of thy brother's blood
crieth unto Me from the ground."

You know why He said "voices"
and not "voice"?

Because when you kill a person,

you kill an entire generation.

His potential children, grandchildren
and great-grandchildren.

Let me look at you.

Your fangs have yet to peak.
You're still at the beginning.

You have six days left.

When were you bitten?
Two days ago?

Excuse me, who are you?

You smell blood
in everything you touch, right?

You can't eat,
you can't drink,

everything tastes rotten.

Juda,

nothing is rotten.

How do you know my name?

For them,
it takes just 24 hours to peak,

but it takes us eight days,

as the number of days
as the Covenant of Circumcision.

You're a Jew, aren't you?

Look, I dunno who you are,
but I was told my friend is here...

Juda, time is running out.
You're about to turn into

a very destructive weapon,
a threat yourself and to those around you.

Some call it "Arpad", vampire,
"Nosferatu" in German.

In Jewish history

it's called "Motmindam"
(death sex blood).

Death.
You will be immune to it.

What is known as immortal.

Sex. You will crave sex,
like a wild lion.

The urge to procreate
will grow stronger

and reach its peak on the 7th day.

Blood.
Both your blessing and your curse.

Your need for human blood

will too grow stronger every day.

Are you saying that I'm...?

Juda, you are not the first.

It has happened in the past,

and it did not end well.

1941.

World War II, Romania.

It all began with the pursuit
of a 9-year-old Jewish boy

who fled from two Nazi soldiers

into one of the forests
of Transylvania.

Exhausted, the boy collapsed
and lost unconsciousness.

Suddenly, the soldiers stopped,
but they did not look at him.

They saw something behind him.

They got spooked and fled.

In the mist, appeared a tall man

with a small child beside him.

The man lifted the boy
who was lying on the floor,

and carried him into the castle.

It was dark and eerie inside.

It seemed as though sunlight
had never penetrated the castle.

They laid the boy down by the fireplace
and waited for him to awaken.

The father told his son to watch
over the boy, and left the room.

His curious son leaned over his body,

opened his mouth wide,

and right before biting him,

he heard Dracula cry out:
"Son...!"

Hold on...

THE Dracula?!

His father then explained to him

that they have one prohibition:

They must never feed
on the People of the Torah,

for Jewish blood is forbidden.

They cared for the boy,

whose name was Jadek.

Over time,
the child and Jadek grew closer,

and became best friends.

One day, while playing
hide-and-seek in the forest,

Jadek went to hide behind a tree,

not noticing the Nazi soldier
standing behind him.

The soldier drew his gun
and shot Jadek.

The sound of the gunshot
piercing through the silence

reached Jadek's friend.

He rushed over,
attacked the Nazi and killed him.

Realizing there was no choice,

he kneeled beside Jadek,

and bit him in the neck.

The child dragged
Jadek's bleeding body

back to the castle.

When Dracula walked into the room

and saw what his son had done,

he furiously sent him to his room.

Dracula then took a big dagger,

but when he turned around,

Jadek was no longer there.

Dracula then realized

that the end is near.

In eight days' time,

the young Jadek will rise

and kill everyone.

Dracula's son then set out
to search for his friend.

On the 7th day of the search,
deep in the forest,

he heard a predator

cleaning itself of blood.

He got closer,
and saw that it was Jadek.

The two boys rejoiced
and jumped with joy,

until Dracula's son drew a dagger

and stabbed Jadek in the heart.

While Jadek was lying there dying,

his friend approached him,

kissed him on the cheek,

and with tears in his eyes

he whispered in his ear:

"Forgive me, my brother,

"I had no choice,"

and slit his throat.

Wow.

Nice story, I'll buy the book.
Can you please unlock the door?

Don't you understand
we are running out of time?

You have been chosen by the
ministering angels, the Merciful Ones,

to fight and defeat the Other Side.

Angels my foot!
Just open the door,

there are people coming after me,
and you're blabbering on,

people are looking for me,
my friend disappeared,

I'm asking you
to open the door.

What... what?!
What are you...?!

Ouch!

Are you insane?!

Look.

Let me out.

Let me out!

Let him go.

Dear friends,

you must understand
what we're up against.

This is a Jewish vampire.

He possesses all your powers,

and non of your weaknesses.

We have eight days to finish him.

If he makes it to the 8th day,

it will have been too late.

He could destroy your entire race.

He's a messenger from God.

According to the holy scriptures,

a Jewish vampire

is apocalyptic for your race.

He will wipe out
all of Satan's offspring.

Remember, he's not like you:

Daylight doesn't burn him,

Holy Water doesn't weaken him,

and of course,
the cross has no effect on him.

Good luck.

Hello?
-Juda, where are you?

Asher, help me,
I dunno where I am.

Tell me where you are,
I'll come get you.

Asher, I dunno what's going on
or where I am!

Okay, relax, Juda,
just calm down.

I'll meet you at Orit's house.
-Why Orit?

Got a better idea?

Good evening, folks,

Whoever shouldn't be here...

Should leave.
-That's right.

Did anyone touch anything?
-No. -Good.

You. Get me some coffee.

You. Get me a full list of
the passengers who were on board:

Names, addresses, nationalities,
blood type and urine color. Okay?

And all terminal security cam footage
from the last two hours.

Dotan? -What?
-Do me a favor, make her shut up.

Give her a chill pill or something.

Keren, get her outta here.

Don't worry, go.
We are the police, don't worry.

That's as considerate as he gets...
-I got orders.

Just get her outta here, Keren.

Boy, oh, boy...

Looks like they were displeased
with her service...

"631, 631, do you copy?"

Two bodies reported in the Akirov Tower.
-What?! -Two bodies.

That's three bodies in two hours.
Let's go there.

But we're not done here.
-There's nothing we can do here.

I bet these three murders
are all connected.

Alright, let's go.

What's that? -Coffee.
-No, coffee's no good for me.

Do me a favor, wrap up the body
and send it to the coroner.

Let's split.

Tanja?

Are you alright?

My whole body aches,

it's like I feel him inside me.

Don't worry, we'll find him.

All you'll have to do is behead him,

and everything will be resolved.

I know.

I'm just not sure I'll be able to do it
when the time comes.

You have no choice.

A creator must destroy
his creation.

Everything okay?

Tanja is a bit weak.
-A bit weak.

Tanja is a bit weak.

That's why I ordered her a meal.

What?

Come.

Come.

May I see your I.D., please?
-I already checked her out.

Why?
-Mind if I check again?

Go ahead.
-Thank you. Please...

You're not Jewish, right?

Why? It's a problem?

No, no problem, it's okay.

Tanja goes first.

She's all yours.

He's not here.

Where's the son of a bitch?

You scared me to death, you idiot!
Where've you been?!

I was sure you're behind me,
I turn around to look, and you're gone,

I go back to the apartment,
it's empty!

Asher, I'm going through
such a nightmare!

We both are!

Where's your phone?
I've called you non-stop.

Why are we at crazy Orit's place?
-Your ex-girlfriend is our only option.

Would you rather
turn to the police?

How'd we end up in this mess, Asher?
-I'll tell you how.

I told you not to mess with these people
and you didn't listen.

"Trust me, Asher, it'll be okay,
we'll live like kings, Asher!"

Some kings we are...
let's just pray that she lets us in.

She's not home.
-How do you know? Let's go!

I'm telling you she's not home.

Are you stalking her again?

I checked her Facebook page.

She's in Africa wiping lions' asses,
as if that's very important.

Fuck, what do we do?

Move.

Tell me, doesn't she know that's
the first place a burglar would look?

You know what Orit always says:

"What's obvious is hidden
and what's hidden is obvious..."

What a dope...

Tova'le...

Still a chicken heart.

So what happened
with the French guy?

How'd you take him down?

Whoa!
-What?

What happened with the French guy
at the apartment?

I dunno, bro, it was like...

He was beating me up,
I shoved him away with my arms...

and the guy died.

Are you shitting me?
-I swear on my father.

Gotta pee.

Juda, listen, bro...

I'll work something out tomorrow,
I'll make some calls,

tell the albino to make us
fake passports,

and we'll get the hell outta dodge.
Okay, bro?

You haven't cried in 20 years.

What's happening to me?

It's called "emotions".

It's a human symptom.

Honored Rabbi,

do you believe he will come back?
-He has no choice.

Once he realizes
this is greater than him.

He must come back
of his own volition.

"Bring us back to You in full repentance."
-True.

Honored Rabbi,
between you and me,

didn't you imagine he'd be...
taller?

Don't judge a book...

Just clean its cover.
-Nice.

We'll clean him up, and fill him
with nothing but goodness.

Menahem, are you sure
he hasn't broken the law?

There is no absolution for that.

I'm sure, Honored Rabbi.
He just bit him, he didn't feast.

I checked.

Well, I'm off to the library.

Asher?

Sorry, bro.
-Motherfucker! -Sorry.

Trying to send me
to an early grave?!

Can I share the couch with you?
-What?

I can't sleep in her room, it's...

The scent of her perfume and clothes
is giving me flashbacks.

Are you taking a piss at me?

Fine. Just admit you're scared
to sleep alone and you want a cuddle.

Yeah, right.
-Lie down.

Wanna cuddle with Asher?
-Watch it, you pervert,

I know you haven't been
with a woman in a while.

You know I like 'em compact.
-Stop. -Juda... -Stop.

Do you have to stick
your hand there?!

Shut up. And don't snore.

Knock it off, dip-shit!

Go to sleep already!
-You're my friend, I'm getting excited.

Let's get some sleep.
-This was a mistake.

I'll protect you.

Ouch!

Asher?!

Are you two insane?!
-I can't open my eyes, bro!

What are you doing here?
-What are YOU doing here?

You were supposed to be abroad.
-So you broke in?!

Are you crazy?!
-Calm down, will you?

No, I won't!
And spare me the excuse!

Listen...
-No, I'm not interested!

Get outta my house!
-Hold on, Orit...

Both of you, get out, now!
-Orit, Orit...

Aren't your eyes stinging?!
-I guess she missed.

There's more spray
left in the bottle if you want!

Made in Beersheba...
-"Made in Beersheba"?!

Hold on, Orit! -You moron!
-Shut up!

I'm ashamed to even know you!
-Orit, sweetie, listen,

we got into some trouble
and had nowhere else to go.

Is that so? -Yes.
-How about one of his whores?!

Why not Natalie, Mali or Alex?!
Why not them?

To think that you're a doctor...
-I'm a vet, thanks to you!

Orit, you're right...

Why bother with her?!
-Shut up!

Orit, you're right, it wasn't cool of us
to break into your home,

but it was my idea, not his.

Oh, yeah? Poor you...

My heart is bleeding.

It's no use talking to her...
-Shut up!

You're such a nobody!
-Don't mind him, Orit.

Listen,
I'm asking you as a friend, okay?

We fucked up big-time.

Just let us crash here tonight,
it's a matter of life and death.

I don't give a damn
about his life or his death!

Go pop one of your pills,
maybe you'll be more approachable.

Shut up already!

Asher, just this week
I paid off the Georgian guy

to let this piece of shit
hang out with his whores.

Do you understand?

You've got five minutes

until I call the cops.

Told you this was a bad idea.
-Is that so?

It's no use talking to her.
-You're a total knuckle-head!

What did you expect?!

Go apologize to her.
-Forget it, I'm not apologizing.

Juda, don't get me worked up!
-I can't talk to her.

Shut up!
Go in there, apologize,

and if we're lucky and she's got
any compassion towards you

she'll let us crash here.
Now, go.

Maybe you could talk to her...?
Fine, I'll do it.

Go away.

Are you crying? -No.

Some pepper spray
got into in my eyes.

What do you want?

I came to apologize.

The way I spoke to you
wasn't very nice.

After all, this is your house.

I don't know why I keep turning to you
every time I get in trouble.

Guess I'm fucked up.

But this time I'm in a serious mess...
-Enough.

You guys can stay the night.

Okay, thanks.

You've changed.
-What?

You've changed.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

You're not the same Juda
I remember.

I'm sorry.

Good evening, sir,
how are you?

How is my daughter doing?

She's alright, a bit weak.

We let her feed today,
I don't know if it helped much.

She cried today.
-Cried?

Yes, she shed tears.

She didn't understand
what was happening to her.

She's beginning to transform, sir.

Misha, find him at any cost.

Is Shinko helping you out?

Not exactly.

He managed to deplete a flight attendant
before we had even landed.

With him around,
it's hard to keep a low profile.

Misha,
do I need to come down there?

No, no, I can handle him.

I'll keep you posted.

Good night, sir.

It'll be alright.

He's so ugly.

Avihai. -Yes?
-The vet you asked for is here.

Should I let him in?

No, I just want him
to keep standing outside.

I don't get it.

Of course you should let him in.
-Okay.

Come in, Dr. Greenberg.
Watch your head, please.

Avihai, this is the vet.

Dr. Greenberg,
I'm Avihai from the Yarkon precinct.

I'd like you to check out this body.

Take a look
at the bite mark on his neck.

I'll take this. Take a close look.

What type of animal is capable
of doing this?

Look,

when a dog bites,
he tears the flesh.

That's not the case here.

So what could it be?

An ape. -Ape?

A monkey.

Monkey?
-Baby monkey.

A baby chimp?

So it seems.

Check out these photos.

What's this? -A flight from Romania
landed here a few hours ago.

The flight attendant
had the same bite mark.

You're the resident vet
at the safari, right?

Yes.
-Is there a chance

the safari made
a shipment of monkeys

that might've broken loose
on board?

Look, I can't help you out here.

I could give you the number
of an expert on predators

who might help you.

Dotan will show you to your car,
give him the guy's number.

Thanks, let's go.

Here's your briefcase.

Could I have the photos back,

or do you plan to hang them
on your fridge?

Oh, sorry.

Let's go.
-I hope you find the animal.

You bet we will,
we're the police.

What kind of pet
were you raising here, kid?

You idiot... get outta here.

Don't you miss me?
-Juda, beat it or I'll kill you.

Turn the other way, dragon breath.
-Fine, now scram.

Idiot.

"I don't know anymore

"I miss you to death

"And I dream of you..."

Juda, knock it off.

"My hands that once caressed

"Simply get no rest...

"I dream of you..."

You dope...

Created and written by:
Zion Baruch

Director: Meni Yaesh

Editor: Amir Winkler

Director of Photography:
Ram Shweky

English: Hagit Harel

Subtitles: Trans Titles Ltd.

- No animals were harmed
during the making of this series -