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COME IN. 12 00:02:38,384 --> 00:02:39,342 LIU XING. - YES. 13 00:02:39,472 --> 00:02:41,518 - AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? - YES. 14 00:02:41,649 --> 00:02:43,128 - THIS IS THE HIGHEST SCORE WE'VE EVER HAD 15 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:44,129 ON THE QUALIFYING EXAM. 16 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:47,176 YOU KNOW THAT? - YES. 17 00:02:47,306 --> 00:02:48,917 [with strong accent] IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE 18 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:51,441 TO MEET YOU, PROFESSOR REISER. 19 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,138 - WE DON'T GO IN FOR ALL THAT FORMALITY HERE. 20 00:02:53,269 --> 00:02:54,313 JUST CALL ME JAKE. SIT DOWN. 21 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:56,794 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 22 00:02:56,925 --> 00:02:58,666 - HAVE YOU READ MY COSMIC STRING THEORY? 23 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:02,974 - I READ ABOUT IT IN BEIJING. VERY GOOD. 24 00:03:03,105 --> 00:03:04,715 - UH-HUH. GOOD, GOOD. 25 00:03:04,846 --> 00:03:06,238 SO... SIT DOWN. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. 26 00:03:06,369 --> 00:03:07,500 - THANK YOU. 27 00:03:07,631 --> 00:03:08,719 - WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE IS, 28 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:10,939 WE'RE CREATING A MODEL, A COMPUTER MODEL 29 00:03:11,069 --> 00:03:12,810 OF THE EARLY UNIVERSE BASED ON MY THEORY. 30 00:03:12,941 --> 00:03:16,161 HAVE YOU DONE ANY COMPUTER MODEL WORK IN BEIJING? 31 00:03:16,292 --> 00:03:19,208 - YES, BUT VERY BASIC, 32 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:21,863 BECAUSE COMPUTER THERE IS VERY SLOW. 33 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,821 - MM, WELL, OURS HERE ARE VERY FAST... 34 00:03:23,952 --> 00:03:25,431 STATE-OF-THE-ART, AS A MATTER OF FACT... 35 00:03:25,562 --> 00:03:26,519 UNTIL NEXT WEEK. [laughs] 36 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:30,915 - I THINK SO. 37 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:33,135 - SO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN OUR TEAM? 38 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:36,486 - IT WOULD BE MY GREAT HONOR. 39 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,835 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 40 00:03:37,966 --> 00:03:39,750 LISTEN, MY ASSISTANT, HILDY, 41 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:41,622 WILL GET YOU SET UP WITH ALL THE REDSHIFT DATA 42 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:43,275 AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED WITH THE COMPUTERS. 43 00:03:43,406 --> 00:03:44,668 AND WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 44 00:03:44,799 --> 00:03:46,975 MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN. 45 00:03:47,105 --> 00:03:48,846 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR REISER. 46 00:03:48,977 --> 00:03:50,065 - CALL ME JAKE. 47 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:51,762 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR JAKE. 48 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:53,459 - OKAY, CAN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT? 49 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:54,547 - YES, THANK YOU. 50 00:03:54,678 --> 00:03:56,114 - OKAY. WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 51 00:03:56,245 --> 00:03:57,812 - THANK YOU. 52 00:03:57,942 --> 00:04:00,336 - AH. GOOD MEETING, YEAH? 53 00:04:00,466 --> 00:04:03,339 REDSHIFT DATA. REISER MODEL. 54 00:04:03,469 --> 00:04:05,210 - OH. - YES? 55 00:04:05,341 --> 00:04:06,864 - THANK YOU. - OKAY. 56 00:04:06,995 --> 00:04:08,866 CODES. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 57 00:04:08,997 --> 00:04:10,955 - YOU KNOW WHERE THE LAB IS? - YES, THANK YOU. 58 00:04:11,086 --> 00:04:12,435 - DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT. - GOOD-BYE. 59 00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:15,699 - OKAY, BYE. [laughs] 60 00:04:56,261 --> 00:05:00,788 [whirring noise] 61 00:05:05,793 --> 00:05:07,446 - [speaking Mandarin] 62 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:21,896 [upbeat banjo music] 63 00:05:22,026 --> 00:05:31,819 ♪ 64 00:05:38,216 --> 00:05:43,439 [man singing] 65 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,817 - I'M COMING. 66 00:06:13,948 --> 00:06:15,688 OH, YEAH, KEEP DOING THAT JUST LIKE THAT, YEAH. 67 00:06:15,819 --> 00:06:18,691 OH, YEAH. YES. OH, I'M COMING. 68 00:06:18,822 --> 00:06:20,563 OH, YEAH! 69 00:06:27,222 --> 00:06:29,093 - [moaning] 70 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:32,531 I'M COMING! OH, YEAH! 71 00:06:32,662 --> 00:06:33,924 - "I'M COMING. I'M COMING. 72 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:35,404 I'M COMING." 73 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:53,596 - WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY. 74 00:06:53,726 --> 00:06:55,859 I AM REVEREND HOLLINGS. 75 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:59,384 AND TODAY WE HAVE FOOD PROVIDED BY THE AUXILIARY, 76 00:06:59,515 --> 00:07:01,778 WHICH I THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE... 77 00:07:01,909 --> 00:07:03,345 AFTERWARDS. 78 00:07:03,475 --> 00:07:06,957 BUT... OR WE CAN DO IT THIS WAY. 79 00:07:07,088 --> 00:07:11,353 I SEE WE HAVE THREE NEW STUDENTS HERE. 80 00:07:11,483 --> 00:07:13,050 WELCOME. 81 00:07:13,181 --> 00:07:15,052 LET'S DO OUR STUDY, YES? 82 00:07:15,183 --> 00:07:16,749 BEHOLD... 83 00:07:30,328 --> 00:07:31,460 - THE KING SAID TO THE SERVANTS... 84 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:32,417 - OH, HERE YOU ARE. 85 00:07:32,548 --> 00:07:34,419 - HEY, HELLO. 86 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:35,420 - NI HAO. 87 00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:37,988 all: NI HAO. 88 00:07:38,119 --> 00:07:40,208 - OH, MY GOD, AM I INTERRUPTING A LITTLE PRAYER? 89 00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:41,774 - NO, I THINK MAYBE... I'M LATE. 90 00:07:41,905 --> 00:07:43,254 - OKAY. I THOUGHT I WAS EARLY. 91 00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:46,388 - NO, IT'S JUST FINE. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU. 92 00:07:46,518 --> 00:07:49,130 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T MET THIS LOVELY LADY, 93 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,480 THIS IS JOANNA SILVER... - YES. 94 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:55,397 - A GREAT PATRON OF CHINESE CULTURE AT THE UNIVERSITY 95 00:07:55,527 --> 00:07:57,703 AND ONE OF THE MOST CARING MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY. 96 00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:59,488 - VERY ELABORATE INTRODUCTION 97 00:07:59,618 --> 00:08:01,577 FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JUST A DRIVER, JUST A DRIVER. 98 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,840 I'M HERE FOR THE FIELD TRIP. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO GO? 99 00:08:03,971 --> 00:08:07,235 I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF FAIRLY SOON. 100 00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:09,628 OH, LOOK AT HOW MANY THERE ARE. 101 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:12,109 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN US. 102 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,937 - NO, NO, NO, I JUST... MY MEETING WENT LATE. 103 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:15,939 I'M SORRY. - UH-HUH, OKAY. 104 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,115 ANYWAY, SO SOME OF YOU CAN GET IN HERE, 105 00:08:18,246 --> 00:08:20,030 AND WE'LL GO... YOU CAN GET IN THERE. 106 00:08:20,161 --> 00:08:21,510 THREE IN THERE. 107 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,381 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? - PIONEER VILLAGE. 108 00:08:23,512 --> 00:08:25,601 YOU'LL LOVE IT. 109 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,951 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. YES? 110 00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:29,300 - WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CAR? 111 00:08:29,431 --> 00:08:32,042 - OH, IT'S A JAGUAR. - JAGUAR. 112 00:08:32,173 --> 00:08:34,827 - YES, WE SHOULD PROBABLY ALL... LET'S GET IN. 113 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,699 - CAN I SIT HERE? 114 00:08:36,829 --> 00:08:39,920 - YES, YOU CAN SIT THERE, BUT LET ME JUST OPEN THE... 115 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:42,052 OH! - THANK YOU. 116 00:08:42,183 --> 00:08:44,533 - YOU CAN PILE IN, FELLAS. OKAY. 117 00:08:44,663 --> 00:08:47,188 VERY GOOD. - HOW MANY MILES PER GALLON? 118 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,059 - MILES PER GALLON? YOU WOULD ASK ME THAT. 119 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:51,235 I HAVE NO IDEA. SORRY. 120 00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:53,281 SO YOU'LL FOLLOW ME, RIGHT? 121 00:08:53,411 --> 00:08:55,805 OH, GOD. 122 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,155 [J.S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 plays] 123 00:08:58,286 --> 00:09:00,157 - COOL SOUND SYSTEM. 124 00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:01,289 WHAT'S THE MUSIC? 125 00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:03,073 - IT'S BACH. DO YOU LIKE IT? 126 00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,161 - I LIKE IT. 127 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,423 - BACH, I KNOW HIM. 128 00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:08,339 BACH'S HARMONIES ARE VERY MATHEMATICAL. 129 00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:11,690 - YES, BUT AT TIMES VERY MOVING TOO, I THINK. 130 00:09:11,821 --> 00:09:14,041 - TO ME, MATHEMATICS CAN BE VERY MOVING. 131 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:15,956 I AM SCIENTIST. 132 00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:19,350 - YOU CERTAINLY ARE. 133 00:09:19,481 --> 00:09:20,482 ALL RIGHT, SEAT BELTS. 134 00:09:20,612 --> 00:09:21,874 - GO! 135 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:24,007 [tires squealing] 136 00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:25,835 - DID COWBOYS LIVE HERE? 137 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,880 - DID COWBOYS LIVE HERE? - MM. 138 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,231 - OH, NO. ACTUALLY, NO. 139 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:34,757 UH, THIS IS ALL A REPRODUCTION. IT'S A FAKE. 140 00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:36,759 - OH. - YOU KNOW... 141 00:09:36,889 --> 00:09:38,369 - THERE SHOULD BE COWBOY. 142 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,024 - YES, YEAH, IT WOULD BE MORE FUN IF THERE WERE COWBOYS, 143 00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:43,244 BUT, YOU SEE, THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO SETTLED HERE 144 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,028 WERE HOMESTEADERS. 145 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,769 THEY WERE PEOPLE... YOU KNOW, FARMERS. 146 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:49,728 AND THEY HAD SHEEP, AND THEY HAD CATTLE AND... 147 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:51,600 NO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE CATTLE. 148 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,689 THEY HAD CROPS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE. 149 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:56,083 - IN THE SHOP, THERE ARE SOUVENIRS. 150 00:09:56,213 --> 00:09:57,823 [cell phone rings] 151 00:09:57,954 --> 00:10:02,959 AND THERE ARE COWBOY THINGS, LIKE GUNS AND... THINGS. 152 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,875 [dramatic Old West music] 153 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:11,837 ♪ 154 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:15,493 [spurs jangling] 155 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,812 [wind whistling] 156 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:36,645 [gunfire] 157 00:10:48,831 --> 00:10:52,052 [bird squawks] 158 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,318 - [laughs] 159 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,494 - WELL... 160 00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:02,888 I WONDER WHO THE FASTEST GUN IN THE EAST IS. 161 00:11:03,019 --> 00:11:06,196 HMM, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 162 00:11:06,327 --> 00:11:09,852 [school bell rings] 163 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:16,424 [keyboard keys clacking] 164 00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:19,601 - HMM. 165 00:11:19,731 --> 00:11:21,255 - PROFESSOR REISER. 166 00:11:21,385 --> 00:11:23,561 - CALL ME JAKE. 167 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:26,216 NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS. 168 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:27,609 - THANK YOU. 169 00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:29,698 - LISTEN, DO YOU THINK 170 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:31,569 YOU COULD GET TO THE NEXT STAGE BY TOMORROW? 171 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,789 'CAUSE I HAVE A JOURNAL DEADLINE. 172 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,356 - OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM. 173 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,705 - NO PROBLEM? - NO PROBLEM. 174 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:37,967 - GREAT. 175 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,621 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR REISER. 176 00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:41,579 - HOW DO YOU SAY "I LOVE BEIJING" IN CHINESE? 177 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,277 - WO AI BEIJING. 178 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:46,323 - WO AI BEIJING... STUDENTS. 179 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,848 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR REISER. - THANK YOU. 180 00:11:56,638 --> 00:11:59,380 [Red River Valley variation] 181 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:09,303 ♪ 182 00:12:24,405 --> 00:12:29,671 [printer chugging] 183 00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:42,336 [men talking softly] 184 00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:01,920 - [singing] 185 00:13:02,051 --> 00:13:11,713 ♪ 186 00:13:19,721 --> 00:13:21,897 - LIU XING, MORNING. - MORNING. 187 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,769 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO EARLY? 188 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,728 YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. 189 00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:30,166 - I HAVE THIS MOST URGENTLY FOR PROFESSOR REISER. 190 00:13:30,297 --> 00:13:32,777 - WELL, NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE HIM NOW. 191 00:13:32,908 --> 00:13:34,779 YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN BED. 192 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:38,435 - HE NEEDED IT FOR... ARTICLE DEADLINE. 193 00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:41,221 - THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE IN TILL THURSDAY AFTERNOON. 194 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:42,961 - ARE YOU SURE? 195 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:46,313 - YEAH, I'M POSITIVE. I'M SURE. 196 00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:48,053 - OH. - YEAH. 197 00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:50,447 YOU HAVE TIME. - OH, OKAY. 198 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,144 - DO YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR HIM? - YES. 199 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,756 - OKAY, HE SHOULD BE HERE, OH, VERY SOON. 200 00:13:54,886 --> 00:13:56,148 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 201 00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:06,289 PROFESSOR REISER. 202 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,074 - HEY. - HEY. 203 00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:10,250 I FINISHED. 204 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,600 - YOU DONE? - YES. 205 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:16,473 - SO EARLY. - YES. 206 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:19,563 YOU SEE, IN SECOND DRAFT, 207 00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:24,699 I ADJUST THE PARAMETER OF OMEGA FOR BETTER RESULT. 208 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,831 - THIS IS EXCELLENT WORK, LIU XING. 209 00:14:26,962 --> 00:14:28,833 - THANK YOU. 210 00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:31,009 - LISTEN, I'M GIVING A TALK 211 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,925 AT THE EARLY UNIVERSE SYMPOSIUM A LITTLE LATER THIS SUMMER. 212 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,666 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME? 213 00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:36,711 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 214 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,147 - YEAH? - YES. 215 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,583 - GREAT FOOD, FREE BOOZE, 216 00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:41,933 AND BEAUTIFUL, ALBEIT HIGH-STRUNG, WOMEN. 217 00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:44,632 - STRONG. - STRUNG. 218 00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:47,025 HOT CHICKS, OKAY? 219 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:48,288 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR REISER. 220 00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:49,724 - JAKE. CALL ME JAKE. 221 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:50,899 - THANK YOU. 222 00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:52,988 - JAKE. 223 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:47,303 - THAT BOY'S BEEN PULLING A LOT OF ALL-NIGHTERS. 224 00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:48,739 - OH, COME ON, THESE KIDS ARE GRATEFUL 225 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,001 FOR WHATEVER WORK I GIVE THEM. 226 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:51,351 THEY COME FROM A PLACE 227 00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:53,744 WHERE ASTROLOGY IS CONSIDERED A SCIENCE 228 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,746 AND INDOOR PLUMBING A LUXURY. 229 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:56,965 - YEAH, THEY'VE ONLY GOT 230 00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:58,488 2,000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION ON US. 231 00:15:58,619 --> 00:16:00,229 I IMAGINE THEY THINK WE ARE THE BARBARIANS. 232 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,622 YOUR MAIL. - THANK YOU. 233 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:02,797 - MM-HMM. 234 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,407 BESIDES, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 235 00:16:04,538 --> 00:16:05,974 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO CHINA. 236 00:16:06,104 --> 00:16:07,192 - I'M A THEORIST. 237 00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:09,238 I DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY GO THERE. 238 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,458 I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHINESE FOOD. 239 00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:17,333 [upbeat vocal music] 240 00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:27,299 ♪ 241 00:16:47,363 --> 00:16:48,408 - GET DRESSED RIGHT AWAY. 242 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:49,931 I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 15 MINUTES, 243 00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:52,542 SO YOU'RE TAKING TICKETS WITH SARA. 244 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:55,632 - MM... - OH, HAL. 245 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:57,591 - I JUST... I'LL BE GLAD TO PAY FOR MORE TICKET TAKERS. 246 00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:59,157 - NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT WRITING A CHECK. 247 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,203 IT'S JUST VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE THERE. 248 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,335 YOU'RE A PATRON OF THE ARTS. 249 00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:07,775 EVERYBODY'S EXPECTING YOU, AND... 250 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:10,952 - THAT'S NOT HOW I WANT TO SPEND MY SATURDAY NIGHT, 251 00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:15,913 TAKING TICKETS AND BEING A PATRON OF THE ARTS AND... 252 00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:19,395 - I HAVE THE MONKEY KING COMING ALL THE WAY FROM SALT LAKE CITY. 253 00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:21,832 - I'VE SEEN MONKEY KINGS FROM BEIJING AND SHANGHAI. 254 00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,660 - IT'S NOT THE MONKEY... 255 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:27,925 I JUST WANT TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH THESE NEW CHINESE STUDENTS. 256 00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,406 - WELL, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEED YOU HAVE 257 00:17:30,537 --> 00:17:31,842 TO MAKE A CONNECTION. 258 00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:36,717 I'M KIND OF TIRED OF CONNECTING. 259 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,720 I'M KIND OF CONNECTED OUT. 260 00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:45,029 - OKAY. 261 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,902 [loud percussive music] 262 00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:57,868 ♪ 263 00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:33,077 [people conversing] 264 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,863 I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST 265 00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:37,952 TO OUR WONDERFUL PERFORMERS. 266 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,040 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 267 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,521 - AND TO OUR NEW CHINESE STUDENTS, 268 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,827 WHO HAVE MADE THEIR OWN JOURNEY WEST. 269 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,351 WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR COUNTRY. 270 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:47,527 GAN BEI. 271 00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:49,441 - THANK YOU. - GAN BEI. 272 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,757 - UH... 273 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:03,151 ON BEHALF OF CHINESE STUDENTS, 274 00:19:03,281 --> 00:19:05,893 SO LUCKY TO COME TO AMERICA, 275 00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:08,939 MEI GUO, THE BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. 276 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,812 MAY WE ALL FIND OUR DREAM HERE. 277 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,248 - HEAR. HEAR. 278 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,858 - [whispers] THEREFORE, THEREFORE. 279 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,294 - THEREFORE... 280 00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:19,123 [laughter] 281 00:19:19,254 --> 00:19:23,737 THEREFORE, WE MAKE THIS TOAST TO OUR NEW AMERICAN FRIENDS. 282 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:26,043 GAN BEI. 283 00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:27,610 UP THE BOTTOMS. 284 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:29,830 - OOH. BOTTOMS UP. 285 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,571 YES, YES. 286 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,878 ["Allegro" from Mozart's Symphony No. 29] 287 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:08,216 - LOOKING AT THE STARS? 288 00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:11,741 - I'M LOOKING AT THE DARK MATTER. 289 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,746 - OH, YOU MEAN SPACE. 290 00:20:16,877 --> 00:20:19,227 - IT ISN'T ALL SPACE. 291 00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:22,099 THERE'S STUFF WE CAN'T SEE 292 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,754 EVEN WITH THE MOST POWERFUL TELESCOPE. 293 00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:30,542 BUT WE KNOW IT IS THERE BECAUSE OF GRAVITATIONAL EFFECT. 294 00:20:30,673 --> 00:20:32,370 - HMM. 295 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:37,027 - PICTURE THE UNIVERSE AS THE MOUNTAIN RANGE. 296 00:20:37,158 --> 00:20:39,987 ONLY THE HIGHEST PEAKS GET SNOW. 297 00:20:40,117 --> 00:20:42,946 THESE SNOWY PEAKS ARE STARS AND THE GALAXIES 298 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,601 WE CAN SEE THROUGH OUR TELESCOPE. 299 00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:47,734 BUT THESE ARE JUST THE TINIEST PART 300 00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:50,954 OF THE UNIVERSE, MAYBE 1%. 301 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:55,132 THE REST OF THE MOUNTAIN IS DARK MATTER. 302 00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:59,267 99% OF THE UNIVERSE, DARK MATTER. 303 00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:03,097 BUT NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO IT 304 00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:07,014 BECAUSE... BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE IT. 305 00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:11,366 I CAN SEE IT WITH MATHEMATICS. 306 00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:17,764 I CAN USE MATHEMATICS TO SEE THE WHOLE DARK MOUNTAIN. 307 00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:21,332 [upbeat Latin music] 308 00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:31,299 ♪ 309 00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:36,538 [door squeaks] 310 00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:15,795 - NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 311 00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:24,412 - I WANT A CUP OF TEA. 312 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,675 - ANY PARTICULAR KIND? 313 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,591 - WHICH ONE IS THE BEST? 314 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:30,810 - GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. 315 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,507 I'M MORE OF A COFFEE DRINKER MYSELF. 316 00:23:32,637 --> 00:23:37,294 BUT WE HAVE LOTS TO CHOOSE FROM. 317 00:23:37,425 --> 00:23:40,689 - I... I WOULD LIKE... 318 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,299 TOGO. 319 00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:44,301 - TOGO. - TOGO. 320 00:23:44,432 --> 00:23:46,347 THERE? 321 00:23:46,477 --> 00:23:48,871 - OH! TO GO. 322 00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:53,180 - TO GO, TO GO. - SURE, NO PROBLEM. 323 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:07,716 HERE YOU ARE. 324 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,980 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 325 00:24:14,679 --> 00:24:16,594 - OH, SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY. 326 00:24:16,725 --> 00:24:20,903 - SORRY, SORRY. [laughs] 327 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,341 ARE YOU A STUDENT HERE? 328 00:24:24,472 --> 00:24:25,473 - ME? - YES. 329 00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:28,650 - NO, NOT ANYMORE. 330 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,260 ARE YOU? 331 00:24:30,391 --> 00:24:32,654 - YES, COSMOLOGY. 332 00:24:32,784 --> 00:24:34,395 - OH, YEAH? - YES. 333 00:24:34,525 --> 00:24:36,614 - WOW. 334 00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:39,879 HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME A FREE MAKEOVER. 335 00:24:41,619 --> 00:24:44,622 - I THINK SO. 336 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:46,668 - WELL, IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 337 00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:48,626 A THEORIST AND AN EXPERIMENTALIST 338 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:50,367 WERE ON DEATH ROW. 339 00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:51,499 - HE'S GOING TO TELL A JOKE. 340 00:24:51,629 --> 00:24:52,456 - WHERE THEY BELONG. 341 00:24:52,587 --> 00:24:53,457 - RIGHT. [laughs] 342 00:24:53,588 --> 00:24:55,416 - MOST OF THEM. 343 00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:58,332 - AND THE GUARD ASKS THEM FOR THEIR LAST WISH. 344 00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:01,944 SO THE THEORIST SAYS, "WELL, I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SEMINAR 345 00:25:02,075 --> 00:25:04,773 TO PRESENT MY LATEST THEORETICAL BREAKTHROUGH." 346 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,383 - BEFORE THEY DIE... 347 00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:08,733 - AND THEN THE GUARD ASKS THE EXPERIMENTALIST, 348 00:25:08,864 --> 00:25:12,172 WHO SAYS, "I'D LIKE TO BE EXECUTED BEFORE THE SEMINAR." 349 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:16,045 [laughter] 350 00:25:16,176 --> 00:25:17,699 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 351 00:25:17,829 --> 00:25:20,180 WE HAVE TO ALL THANK JOANNA 352 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,009 FOR HOW WELL SHE'S TAKEN CARE OF ALL OF OUR CHINESE STUDENTS. 353 00:25:23,139 --> 00:25:24,619 - MANY THANKS. 354 00:25:24,749 --> 00:25:27,404 - AND I'VE HEARD ABOUT THE HIGH CULTURAL EXPERIENCES 355 00:25:27,535 --> 00:25:31,147 OF THE PIONEER VILLAGE, THE CINEPLEX... 356 00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:33,062 - OH. - HIGH CULTURE. 357 00:25:33,193 --> 00:25:35,238 - NO, EVERYONE HAD FUN, DIDN'T YOU? 358 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,501 - OH, THEY HAD A GREAT TIME. 359 00:25:37,632 --> 00:25:38,894 - I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 360 00:25:39,025 --> 00:25:42,158 FOR EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF THAT LAB WE GAVE YOU. 361 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:44,378 - AHA. 362 00:25:44,508 --> 00:25:46,206 [laughter] 363 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,816 WHICH WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU AND HAL FOR, 364 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,339 AND I THINK WE ARE INCUBATING 365 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,298 SOME TRULY REMARKABLE SCIENTISTS HERE. 366 00:25:51,428 --> 00:25:53,343 LIU XING. - HAI. 367 00:25:53,474 --> 00:25:54,823 - WE LET YOU OUT SOMETIMES, DON'T WE? 368 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,913 - YES. 369 00:25:58,044 --> 00:26:00,916 PROFESSOR REISER IS VERY INSPIRE ME. 370 00:26:01,047 --> 00:26:02,700 - HE'S A DIPLOMAT TOO. 371 00:26:02,831 --> 00:26:04,137 [laughter] 372 00:26:04,267 --> 00:26:05,921 - "TO ME." "INSPIRING TO ME." 373 00:26:06,052 --> 00:26:08,706 - INSPIRING TO ME, TO ME. 374 00:26:08,837 --> 00:26:12,188 - AND DARK MATTER IS ALSO STILL VERY INSPIRING TO YOU. 375 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:13,929 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DARK MATTER? 376 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,062 I THOUGHT SCIENCE DIDN'T INTEREST YOU. 377 00:26:16,192 --> 00:26:17,933 - WELL, NO. 378 00:26:18,064 --> 00:26:20,109 I MEAN, I AM MORE INTERESTED IN THE CULTURAL SIDE, 379 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,633 BUT LIU XING EXPLAINED IT TO ME VERY ELOQUENTLY 380 00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:24,592 THE OTHER DAY. 381 00:26:24,722 --> 00:26:25,985 IT MADE SENSE. 382 00:26:27,638 --> 00:26:29,771 - MAYBE I SHOULD HIRE HIM TO DO MY FUND-RAISING. 383 00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:32,252 - OOH, LOOK AT THAT. 384 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,994 - SPEAKING OF DARK MATTER, LOOK AT THAT. 385 00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:36,430 [all talking at once] 386 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,259 - IT IS VERY INTERESTING, DARK MATTER. 387 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:43,437 MOTIONS OF STARS AND GALAXIES ALL DETERMINED 388 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:47,615 BY DARK MATTER AROUND IT, LIKE A... LIKE A DARK... 389 00:26:47,745 --> 00:26:49,486 LIKE A DARK HOLLOW. 390 00:26:49,617 --> 00:26:51,010 - HOLLOW? - HOLLOW. 391 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,664 - LIKE AN ANGEL. 392 00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:54,926 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GET 393 00:26:55,057 --> 00:26:57,016 SOME AFTER-DINNER DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY. 394 00:26:57,146 --> 00:26:59,540 LIU XING. 395 00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:00,932 - OH, THEY'RE GONNA GO SMOKE. 396 00:27:01,063 --> 00:27:03,631 DO YOU SMOKE? - I DON'T. 397 00:27:03,761 --> 00:27:07,026 - SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS. 398 00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:09,854 I'LL SURVIVE. 399 00:27:09,985 --> 00:27:11,595 - PROFESSOR REISER. - MM. 400 00:27:11,726 --> 00:27:14,381 - ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE? 401 00:27:14,511 --> 00:27:16,470 - AM I... 402 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,689 UH, NO, NO. 403 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,996 JUST ABOUT THE CIGARS. 404 00:27:21,127 --> 00:27:22,737 - DRINK NO PROBLEM? 405 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:25,174 - [laughs] NO PROBLEM. 406 00:27:25,305 --> 00:27:27,959 [man singing Puccini's "E lucevan le stelle"] 407 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:31,354 ♪ 408 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,704 - WHO'S THAT? 409 00:27:33,835 --> 00:27:35,228 - OH! 410 00:27:35,358 --> 00:27:37,839 THAT'S MY ADVISOR, DR. GAZDA. 411 00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:39,232 - YOUR ADVISOR. 412 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:42,148 - YEAH, I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE THEN. 413 00:27:42,278 --> 00:27:44,715 AFTER I GRADUATED, I PUBLISHED A CRITIQUE 414 00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:47,066 OF HIS BLACK HOLE ACCRETION FLOWS THEORY. 415 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:49,590 - I READ HIS PAPER. VERY GOOD. 416 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,026 - YOU DID? - YEAH. 417 00:27:51,157 --> 00:27:52,636 - WELL, HE DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK SO, 418 00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:55,422 BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES. 419 00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:58,729 - IN CHINA, THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. 420 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,122 - WHAT? 421 00:28:00,253 --> 00:28:03,125 - STUDENT NEVER CHALLENGE THE TEACHER. 422 00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:07,129 HAVE TOO MUCH... HAVE TOO MUCH RESPECT. 423 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:09,218 IT'S A BIG PROBLEM, 424 00:28:09,349 --> 00:28:11,742 BECAUSE NO CHALLENGE, NO PROGRESS. 425 00:28:11,873 --> 00:28:14,528 - WELL, YOU FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME ALL YOU WANT. 426 00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,921 JUST REMEMBER, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 427 00:28:17,052 --> 00:28:18,271 - I THINK SO. 428 00:28:18,401 --> 00:28:19,968 - [laughs] 429 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,665 OH, DRINK THAT SLOW, 430 00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:23,406 OR IT'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HEAD. 431 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:24,668 DRINK IT SLOW. - SLOW. 432 00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,149 - SLOW. 433 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:37,280 - ♪ DISCIOGLIEA... ♪ 434 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:48,344 - [softly singing Chinese song] 435 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:57,745 - I LOVE THAT SONG. 436 00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:00,748 [both singing] 437 00:29:00,878 --> 00:29:03,098 - YOU KNOW THIS? - YES, YES. 438 00:29:03,229 --> 00:29:05,144 IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG. I LOVE THIS SONG. 439 00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:08,408 - FOR REAL? - MM. 440 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:14,544 [both singing] 441 00:29:25,207 --> 00:29:27,992 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 442 00:29:28,123 --> 00:29:31,822 SOMETHING ABOUT THE... 443 00:29:31,953 --> 00:29:38,742 ♪ BLUE SKY WITH WHITE CLOUDS ♪ 444 00:29:38,873 --> 00:29:41,528 UM, UM... 445 00:29:41,658 --> 00:29:48,056 ♪ FLOAT BY, MM, MM ♪ 446 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:52,800 ♪ BENEATH THE WHITE CLOUDS ♪ 447 00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:56,456 ♪ ARE SHEEP, SHEEP WHITE AS SNOW ♪ 448 00:29:56,586 --> 00:30:04,377 - ♪ UNDER THE WHITE... ♪ 449 00:30:04,507 --> 00:30:09,077 ♪ UNDER THE WHITE SHEEP... ♪ 450 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,166 - NO, NOT "UNDER THE WHITE SHEEP." 451 00:30:11,297 --> 00:30:14,213 [laughter] 452 00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:20,088 - COSMIC STRINGS CONTINUES TO BE 453 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:23,657 THE MOST ELEGANT EXPLANATION OF HOW THE GALAXIES HAVE EMERGED 454 00:30:23,787 --> 00:30:25,485 FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME. 455 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:29,445 AND WITH MY REVISED MODEL, WE WILL BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE 456 00:30:29,576 --> 00:30:34,450 ANY AND ALL OF THE OBSERVED LARGE-SCALE STRUCTURES 457 00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:37,148 OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. 458 00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:40,848 [applause] 459 00:30:40,978 --> 00:30:42,719 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 460 00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:44,504 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 461 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,245 OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT THERE YET, BUT... 462 00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:49,813 YES, MY OLD PROFESSOR, DR. GAZDA. 463 00:30:49,944 --> 00:30:52,990 - YES, I AM GOING TO INVOKE THE PRIVILEGE OF AN OLD TEACHER 464 00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:56,385 AND CHASTISE MY FORMER PUPIL. 465 00:30:56,516 --> 00:30:58,126 [laughter] 466 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,346 - WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? 467 00:31:00,476 --> 00:31:02,739 - SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, JAKE. 468 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:05,264 ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE IN DENIAL ABOUT THE DATA. 469 00:31:05,394 --> 00:31:08,092 HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST REDSHIFT IMAGES FROM THE CSA? 470 00:31:08,223 --> 00:31:09,572 - YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE. 471 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,487 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE? 472 00:31:11,618 --> 00:31:12,836 - BY ALL MEANS. - GO AHEAD. 473 00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,752 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A MODEL. 474 00:31:15,883 --> 00:31:18,277 THIS IS REALITY. 475 00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:20,931 [both men laugh] 476 00:31:21,062 --> 00:31:24,544 NOW, WHERE ARE THESE VOIDS IN YOUR MODEL, JAKE? 477 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,287 - UM, WHAT ARE THESE, DAISY CHAINS? 478 00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:30,941 [laughter] 479 00:31:31,072 --> 00:31:31,855 - IT'S INSIGNIFICANT. 480 00:31:31,986 --> 00:31:33,292 - WHAT? 481 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:35,598 - THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH YOU THEORISTS 482 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,513 IS THAT YOU GET SO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR COMPUTER MODELS 483 00:31:37,644 --> 00:31:39,385 THAT YOU FORGET TO OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP, 484 00:31:39,515 --> 00:31:40,647 AND SEE THE TRUTH. 485 00:31:40,777 --> 00:31:42,910 IT'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE. 486 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,738 - YOU'RE REMINDING ME OF THE OLD JOKE 487 00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:48,655 ABOUT THE THEORIST AND THE... EXPERIMENTALIST... 488 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:51,092 UM, THESE TWO TRANSPARENCIES ARE A WORK IN PROGRESS, 489 00:31:51,222 --> 00:31:53,312 BUT YOU ARE FORCING MY HAND. 490 00:31:53,442 --> 00:31:56,619 UM, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE. 491 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,666 I THINK EVEN YOU... IT MAY GIVE YOU PAUSE. 492 00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:02,799 YOU CAN SEE HOW EVEN A SLIGHT TEMPERATURE CHANGE 493 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:05,280 IN THE DARK MATTER 494 00:32:05,411 --> 00:32:11,286 COULD AND PROBABLY WOULD CAUSE THESE VOIDS OVER TIME. 495 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,549 [people muttering] 496 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,422 - IT'S A BAND-AID. - HA! 497 00:32:16,552 --> 00:32:19,599 - BUT AN ELEGANT ONE, YES? 498 00:32:21,644 --> 00:32:22,689 - ♪ I SAID IN 1933 ♪ 499 00:32:22,819 --> 00:32:24,212 ♪ OBSERVE THE COMA CLUSTER ♪ 500 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:25,561 ♪ THE REDSHIFTS OF THE GALAXY ♪ 501 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,215 ♪ IMPLY SOME BIG VELOCITY ♪ 502 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,565 ♪ THEY'RE MOVING SO FAST, THEY MUST BE MISSING MASS ♪ 503 00:32:29,696 --> 00:32:30,784 ♪ DARK MATTER, DO WE NEED IT? ♪ 504 00:32:30,914 --> 00:32:33,221 ♪ WHAT IS IT? WHERE IS IT? ♪ 505 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:34,657 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 506 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:36,572 THAT'S VERY NICE. 507 00:32:36,703 --> 00:32:40,097 OOH, MAYBE HE WANTS... BARRY. 508 00:32:40,228 --> 00:32:42,317 GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 509 00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:43,840 COME. 510 00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:47,235 NOW, LIU XING, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. 511 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,932 NOW, THIS IS AMERICA. 512 00:32:49,063 --> 00:32:50,281 TRY THIS. TRY THIS DRINK. 513 00:32:50,412 --> 00:32:52,153 PUT THAT AWAY. TRY THAT. DRINK IT SLOWLY. 514 00:32:52,283 --> 00:32:54,373 TAKE A LOOK. 515 00:32:54,503 --> 00:32:55,809 - ♪ WERE SITTING IN THE STARS ♪ 516 00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:58,159 ♪ ALL THOSE PRETTY SPIRALS OUGHT TO BE BARS ♪ 517 00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:10,824 - LIU XING. 518 00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:13,348 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 519 00:33:13,479 --> 00:33:15,524 THAT WAS YOU WHO SAVED JAKE'S DERRIERE THIS MORNING, 520 00:33:15,655 --> 00:33:16,830 WASN'T IT? 521 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,309 I THOUGHT YOU DID SOME MARVELOUS WORK. 522 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,094 [echoing] DID SOME MARVELOUS WORK. 523 00:33:20,224 --> 00:33:22,096 WE BOTH COME FROM CULTURES THAT PROPOSE A UNIVERSE 524 00:33:22,226 --> 00:33:24,011 WITH NO BEGINNING AND NO END, 525 00:33:24,141 --> 00:33:26,143 YET HERE WE ARE DISCUSSING THE BIG BANG, 526 00:33:26,274 --> 00:33:28,145 THE ULTIMATE BEGINNING, HUH? 527 00:33:28,276 --> 00:33:33,324 - BUT... BUT MAYBE THERE HAVE BEEN MANY BEGINNINGS, 528 00:33:33,455 --> 00:33:34,891 MANY BIG BANGS. 529 00:33:35,022 --> 00:33:36,937 - YOU KNOW, LIU XING, 530 00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:39,722 I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON THIS DARK MATTER PROBLEM. 531 00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,376 I THINK YOU COULD DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE. 532 00:33:41,507 --> 00:33:42,899 [echoing] DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE. 533 00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:44,771 - LIES, LIES, LIES. 534 00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:47,295 DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THIS MAN SAYS ABOUT ME. 535 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,993 - WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU EGOMANIAC. 536 00:33:50,124 --> 00:33:51,821 - [laughs] 537 00:33:51,952 --> 00:33:53,606 - YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST TELLING LIU XING HERE 538 00:33:53,736 --> 00:33:55,782 THAT I THINK HE SHOULD FOCUS ON THIS DARK MATTER PROBLEM. 539 00:33:55,912 --> 00:33:57,087 HE HAS A REAL PASSION FOR IT. 540 00:33:57,218 --> 00:33:58,785 - WELL, HE BETTER HAVE A REAL PASSION FOR IT. 541 00:33:58,915 --> 00:34:00,526 HE WORKS FOR ME. 542 00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:02,266 YOU WORK FOR ME, DON'T YOU? 543 00:34:02,397 --> 00:34:04,704 YES, HE WORKS FOR ME. 544 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,575 - ♪ GETTING POPULAR AS MANY REALIZE ♪ 545 00:34:06,706 --> 00:34:08,229 ♪ THAT THE DETECTOR OF DARK MATTER ♪ 546 00:34:08,359 --> 00:34:09,752 ♪ MAY WELL WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE ♪ 547 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:12,625 - [laughing] 548 00:35:25,175 --> 00:35:26,612 - SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE I NEVER LEFT SHANGHAI. 549 00:35:26,742 --> 00:35:28,875 - OH, HI! 550 00:35:29,005 --> 00:35:31,138 - NI HAO. 551 00:35:32,443 --> 00:35:34,010 HOW YOU BEEN? 552 00:35:34,141 --> 00:35:36,839 - I MISSED YOU. - I MISSED YOU. 553 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:38,493 - EVERYTHING GO GOOD? - REALLY GOOD. 554 00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:40,756 WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO 2 MILLION UNITS. 555 00:35:40,887 --> 00:35:43,324 - FANTASTIC. WHAT ABOUT MOMMY? 556 00:35:43,454 --> 00:35:46,501 OH, IT'S OOLONG. IT'S MY FAVORITE. 557 00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:47,981 I JUST MADE SOME OOLONG. YOU WANT SOME? 558 00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:50,766 - NO, NO, THANKS. - YOU SURE? 559 00:35:50,897 --> 00:35:53,769 - YOU WANT TO SIT? - YEAH. 560 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,075 - TELL ME THE NEWS. 561 00:35:55,205 --> 00:35:56,467 - OOH, LOTS GOING ON. 562 00:35:56,598 --> 00:35:59,122 A WHOLE NEW CROP OF CHINESE STUDENTS, 563 00:35:59,253 --> 00:36:02,256 AND ONE OF THEM, LAURENCE FENG, 564 00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:04,301 USED TO BE LIU XING... YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND... 565 00:36:04,432 --> 00:36:07,043 HIS RIVAL AT BEIJING UNIVERSITY, 566 00:36:07,174 --> 00:36:09,176 NUMBER TWO AT BEIJING UNIVERSITY. 567 00:36:09,306 --> 00:36:11,308 - OOH. - SO IT'S BIG NEWS. 568 00:36:11,439 --> 00:36:13,920 I'M TAKING THE NEW STUDENTS OUT TO PIONEER VILLAGE TOMORROW. 569 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:15,574 YOU WANT TO COME? 570 00:36:15,704 --> 00:36:18,402 - NO, THANK YOU. 571 00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:22,145 YOU GONNA DAZZLE THEM WITH YOUR LANGUAGE SKILLS? 572 00:36:22,276 --> 00:36:23,407 - DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. 573 00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:26,933 I'M JUST... IT'S KIND OF COOL. 574 00:36:27,063 --> 00:36:30,197 THE GREATEST THING ABOUT THIS, TRYING TO LEARN THIS LANGUAGE, 575 00:36:30,327 --> 00:36:32,591 IS HOW IT JUST REALLY FORCES YOU 576 00:36:32,721 --> 00:36:35,028 TO HAVE ANOTHER WHOLE PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD, 577 00:36:35,158 --> 00:36:40,729 BECAUSE IT'S... IT'S SO, UM, INDIRECT AND SUBTLE. 578 00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:55,788 YOU KNOW, BE HERE NOW, SORT OF. 579 00:36:55,918 --> 00:36:58,442 - I AM. 580 00:36:58,573 --> 00:37:01,445 [Shenandoah] 581 00:37:01,576 --> 00:37:11,412 ♪ 582 00:38:25,225 --> 00:38:28,968 - YES, MY WIFE THINKS IT'S EASIER FOR AMERICANS TO SAY, 583 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,144 TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE. 584 00:38:49,075 --> 00:38:51,338 - I KNOW. 585 00:38:51,468 --> 00:38:54,733 WE CAN FIX THAT. 586 00:39:02,218 --> 00:39:04,351 - THAT'S NOT THE REISER MODEL. 587 00:39:19,714 --> 00:39:24,545 - BUT WE'RE ALL WORKING FOR REISER HERE. 588 00:39:34,685 --> 00:39:36,122 - WHY DID YOU COME HERE? 589 00:39:36,252 --> 00:39:37,297 - TO MEET YOU. 590 00:39:37,427 --> 00:39:39,342 - NO, I MEAN TO AMERICA. 591 00:39:39,473 --> 00:39:40,691 - OH, AMERICA. - MM-HMM. 592 00:39:40,822 --> 00:39:43,694 - TO MEET YOU. 593 00:39:43,825 --> 00:39:46,610 - SERIOUSLY. - SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. 594 00:39:46,741 --> 00:39:51,485 I HAVE SO MUCH SERIOUSLY ALL DAY. 595 00:39:51,615 --> 00:39:58,709 WAIT; I'LL SHOW YOU THE GALAXY IN YOUR CUP. 596 00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:06,021 WATCH CLOSELY. 597 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:23,778 - I FIGURED OUT 598 00:40:23,909 --> 00:40:27,129 THAT COSMOLOGY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIN CARE. 599 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,044 YOU MUST THINK I'M AN IDIOT. 600 00:40:29,175 --> 00:40:33,266 - OF COURSE... NOT. 601 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:35,398 - YOU STUDY THE BIG BANG? - MM-HMM. 602 00:40:35,529 --> 00:40:37,183 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE. 603 00:40:37,313 --> 00:40:39,838 - MM-HMM. 604 00:40:39,968 --> 00:40:42,362 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT, 605 00:40:42,492 --> 00:40:44,581 BECAUSE SOMETHING HAD TO CAUSE THE BIG BANG, YOU KNOW. 606 00:40:44,712 --> 00:40:46,627 IT DIDN'T JUST COME FROM NOTHING. 607 00:40:46,757 --> 00:40:48,324 - WHAT DO YOU THINK CAUSED THE BIG BANG? 608 00:40:48,455 --> 00:40:49,543 - GOD. 609 00:40:49,673 --> 00:40:51,458 - THEN WHAT CAUSED THE GOD? 610 00:40:51,588 --> 00:40:53,416 HE CAN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE. 611 00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:55,505 - HE'S ETERNAL. 612 00:40:55,636 --> 00:40:57,420 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE. 613 00:40:57,551 --> 00:41:00,902 - IN MY NEW THEORY, THE UNIVERSE IS ETERNAL. 614 00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:04,732 BIG BANG IS A MAJOR EVENT BUT NOT BEGINNING. 615 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,213 UNIVERSE HAS NO BEGINNING, NO END, 616 00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:08,910 JUST LIKE GOD. 617 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,652 SO, YOU SEE, WE ARE REALLY THE SAME. 618 00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:15,090 UNIVERSE AND GOD IS THE SAME. 619 00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:24,099 - FOR MY DISSERTATION, I INTEND TO DEVELOP 620 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:28,669 NEW, NONEQUILIBRIUM TECHNIQUES FOR THE REISER MODEL 621 00:41:28,799 --> 00:41:32,064 RUNNING FROM 10 TO THE MINUS 36 SECONDS 622 00:41:32,194 --> 00:41:36,155 TO 1 SECOND AFTER THE BIG BANG. 623 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,026 - THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DISSERTATION. 624 00:41:38,157 --> 00:41:39,810 - IMPECCABLE, LAURENCE. 625 00:41:39,941 --> 00:41:41,203 WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE RESULTS. 626 00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:42,683 - THANK YOU. 627 00:41:42,813 --> 00:41:44,163 - LIU XING, I BELIEVE, IS NEXT, 628 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,948 WHO'S BEING VERY SECRETIVE ABOUT HIS PROPOSAL. 629 00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:49,646 I'M HIS ADVISOR, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. 630 00:41:49,777 --> 00:41:51,953 [laughter] 631 00:41:57,176 --> 00:41:58,873 THIS KID IS QUITE BRILLIANT. 632 00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:00,309 - THIS IS YOUR BOY, HUH? 633 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:05,010 - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING SURPRISED. 634 00:42:07,534 --> 00:42:09,710 - AT PRESENT, 635 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,410 THE MODEL DOESN'T EXPLAIN LARGE VOIDS SEEN BY OBSERVER. 636 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,108 - MY MODEL? 637 00:42:16,238 --> 00:42:18,719 [laughs] 638 00:42:21,069 --> 00:42:26,553 - WHAT IF THE VOIDS ARE NOT EMPTY AT ALL 639 00:42:26,683 --> 00:42:29,643 BUT FULL OF DARK MATTER? 640 00:42:29,773 --> 00:42:32,559 I WILL USE SUPER STRING THEORY 641 00:42:32,689 --> 00:42:35,301 TO FIND A NEW DARK MATTER PARTICLE 642 00:42:35,431 --> 00:42:37,390 THAT S... SUP... 643 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,652 - SUPPRESSES? 644 00:42:38,782 --> 00:42:42,569 - SUPPRESSES GALAXY FORMATION. 645 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,965 - WELL, I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE CHAIR 646 00:42:47,095 --> 00:42:50,794 AND FOR PROFESSOR SMALL IN SAYING WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED 647 00:42:50,925 --> 00:42:53,667 WITH YOUR TREMENDOUS CREATIVITY. 648 00:42:53,797 --> 00:42:55,538 BUT THERE IS NO GUARANTEE 649 00:42:55,669 --> 00:42:58,019 THAT SUPER STRING THEORY WILL PREDICT SUCH A PARTICLE. 650 00:42:58,150 --> 00:43:00,500 YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DISSERTATION PROPOSAL 651 00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:04,547 AND PICK A PROBLEM THAT YOU KNOW HAS AN ANSWER. 652 00:43:04,678 --> 00:43:06,506 OKAY? 653 00:43:09,335 --> 00:43:10,640 - UNLESS HE WANTS TO BE A GRAD STUDENT 654 00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:12,729 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 655 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:15,732 [laughter] 656 00:43:54,815 --> 00:43:57,513 - [singing Amazing Grace in Mandarin] 657 00:43:57,644 --> 00:44:07,480 ♪ 658 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:36,204 - AND TODAY I WELCOME ALL OF YOU HERE AS... 659 00:44:43,777 --> 00:44:45,866 - DO YOU, LAURENCE, AND YOU, CINDY, 660 00:44:45,996 --> 00:44:48,521 PROMISE TO RAISE NOELLE IN THE CHRISTIAN FAITH 661 00:44:48,651 --> 00:44:50,871 AND TO BE AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH? 662 00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:52,568 both: WE DO. 663 00:44:52,699 --> 00:44:54,831 - THEN THROUGH WATER AND THROUGH SPIRIT, 664 00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:56,833 I WELCOME YOU TO THE CHRISTIAN FAITH 665 00:44:56,964 --> 00:44:58,922 TO BE ONE OF GOD'S OWN CHILDREN. 666 00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:01,229 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER... 667 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,492 AND OF THE SON... 668 00:45:03,623 --> 00:45:06,887 AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, AMEN. 669 00:45:07,017 --> 00:45:10,195 - LIU XING? - HAI. 670 00:45:29,649 --> 00:45:31,433 - NOW I HAVE MOUTHS TO FEED. 671 00:45:32,869 --> 00:45:34,393 - THANK YOU. 672 00:45:38,092 --> 00:45:41,574 [woman moaning softly] 673 00:46:30,884 --> 00:46:32,929 - [in deep voice] OH! 674 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:36,281 OH! 675 00:47:19,889 --> 00:47:21,326 - SORRY. 676 00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:53,271 [vocal version of Flight of the Bumblebee] 677 00:47:53,401 --> 00:47:56,491 ♪ 678 00:47:56,622 --> 00:47:59,320 - TELL HIM THAT IT'S AGAINST THE JOURNAL'S POLICY. 679 00:47:59,451 --> 00:48:01,279 HE'S A BIT OF A BUREAUCRAT. HE'LL UNDERSTAND THAT. 680 00:48:01,409 --> 00:48:02,584 - RIGHT, SO BASICALLY 681 00:48:02,715 --> 00:48:04,804 YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK FOR YOU. 682 00:48:04,934 --> 00:48:07,067 - WELL... - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 683 00:48:07,197 --> 00:48:08,895 THERE ARE TWO MORE THINGS. - PROFESSOR REISER. 684 00:48:09,025 --> 00:48:11,245 - LISTEN, DON'T FORGET TONIGHT, 6:00. 685 00:48:11,376 --> 00:48:13,508 CALL YOUR SISTER. IT'S HER BIRTHDAY. 686 00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:15,423 YOU SENT FLOWERS. - EXCUSE ME, PROFESSOR REISER. 687 00:48:15,554 --> 00:48:17,120 - IT'S HER BIRTHDAY? - CALL HER, PLEASE. 688 00:48:17,251 --> 00:48:18,513 - I SENT FLOWERS. HOW NICE OF ME. 689 00:48:18,644 --> 00:48:21,473 - PROFESSOR REISER, HUGE, HUGE BRIDGE THROUGH... 690 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,083 HUGE BREAKTHROUGH. 691 00:48:23,213 --> 00:48:27,261 - HUGE BREAKTHROUGH? 692 00:48:28,523 --> 00:48:31,439 - OH. 693 00:48:32,484 --> 00:48:33,920 HUGE BREAKTHROUGH. 694 00:48:34,050 --> 00:48:37,184 - HUGE BREAKTHROUGH. YES, I HEARD THAT. 695 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:41,797 - HUGE IMPLICATION FOR COSMOLOGY. 696 00:48:48,238 --> 00:48:49,283 - YOU DID THIS? 697 00:48:49,414 --> 00:48:51,546 - YES. 698 00:48:51,677 --> 00:48:56,246 CAN THIS BE MY DISSERTATION? 699 00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:00,163 - WHAT, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 700 00:49:00,294 --> 00:49:02,035 THIS IS WAY OVER YOUR HEAD, 701 00:49:02,165 --> 00:49:04,167 WAY PAST YOUR CAPABILITIES. 702 00:49:04,298 --> 00:49:08,389 - BUT... BUT I'M ALREADY GOT A GOOD RESULT. 703 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,870 - LISTEN, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 704 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,175 THIS IS A MARATHON. 705 00:49:12,306 --> 00:49:15,048 YOU CANNOT SPRINT ALL THE WAY, ALL RIGHT? 706 00:49:15,178 --> 00:49:17,616 PICK SOMETHING SIMPLER, AND THEN BUILD ON THAT. 707 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:18,965 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN 708 00:49:19,095 --> 00:49:21,620 THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES FIRST, OKAY? 709 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,014 - UH, BUT... 710 00:49:25,145 --> 00:49:28,670 - I SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO. 711 00:49:28,801 --> 00:49:31,325 OKAY? 712 00:50:11,713 --> 00:50:14,455 [cello solo of Beautiful Dreamer] 713 00:50:14,586 --> 00:50:24,422 ♪ 714 00:50:26,511 --> 00:50:29,296 [choir singing Beautiful Dreamer 715 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:32,255 in a Chinese language] 716 00:50:32,386 --> 00:50:42,222 ♪ 717 00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:00,893 - "AFTER GENERATING MUCH IMPORTANT RESEARCH, 718 00:51:01,023 --> 00:51:05,201 "COSMIC STRINGS FIRST PROPOSED BY JACOB REISER 719 00:51:05,332 --> 00:51:07,943 "NO LONGER EXPLAIN THE OBSERVED STRUCTURE 720 00:51:08,074 --> 00:51:09,467 OF THE UNIVERSE." 721 00:51:09,597 --> 00:51:10,685 - HILDY! 722 00:51:10,816 --> 00:51:12,165 - "BY USING SUPER STRINGS, 723 00:51:12,295 --> 00:51:15,864 I HAVE DISCOVERED A WARM DARK MATTER PARTICLE." 724 00:51:15,995 --> 00:51:17,562 - DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN? 725 00:51:17,692 --> 00:51:19,781 - HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW? I AM NOT A MIND READER. 726 00:51:19,912 --> 00:51:23,785 - USUALLY, YOU DO KNOW. 727 00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:26,048 HOW DARE HE? 728 00:51:26,179 --> 00:51:28,834 WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING IT TO ME. 729 00:51:28,964 --> 00:51:30,139 - I BELIEVE HE TRIED. 730 00:51:30,270 --> 00:51:32,185 - HE DID NOT. 731 00:51:32,315 --> 00:51:34,709 HE SHOWED ME SOME SCRIBBLES ON A YELLOW LEGAL PAD. 732 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,971 WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH HIM? 733 00:51:36,102 --> 00:51:38,626 - I... - HMM? 734 00:51:38,757 --> 00:51:40,672 - LIU XING WORSHIPS YOU. HE WANTED YOUR BLESSING. 735 00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:42,761 YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED. 736 00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:45,328 - SO RESPECTFUL, BOWING, AND OBSEQUIOUS ON THE OUTSIDE. 737 00:51:45,459 --> 00:51:49,898 ON THE INSIDE, HE'S AN ARROGANT LITTLE BASTARD. 738 00:51:50,029 --> 00:51:52,205 MAYBE THEY ALL ARE. 739 00:51:52,335 --> 00:51:53,989 - JOANNA. - MM-HMM? 740 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,122 - REISER THINK I'M ATTACKING HIM. 741 00:51:56,252 --> 00:51:57,689 - OH! 742 00:51:57,819 --> 00:51:59,952 - I'M NOT ATTACKING HIM. - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 743 00:52:00,082 --> 00:52:01,780 - I'M JUST TRYING IMPROVE HIS MODEL. 744 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,346 - MM-HMM. 745 00:52:03,477 --> 00:52:06,567 - I WAS HOPE SO MUCH HE WILL PUBLISH MY ARTICLE. 746 00:52:06,698 --> 00:52:08,264 - MM, I'M SURE HE WILL. 747 00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:09,831 AND EVEN IF HE DOESN'T PUBLISH IT, 748 00:52:09,962 --> 00:52:11,529 WE CAN ALWAYS SEND IT OUT TO BE PUBLISHED SOMEPLACE... 749 00:52:11,659 --> 00:52:13,487 OH, MY GOD. 750 00:52:13,618 --> 00:52:15,620 - FABULOUS. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT. 751 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,361 SEE, I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO... STRONG. 752 00:52:18,492 --> 00:52:21,277 I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE OF THESE IS HIS. 753 00:52:21,408 --> 00:52:22,931 - THERE IT IS. 16 1/2? - I LOVE THAT TOO. 754 00:52:23,062 --> 00:52:25,020 I'LL TAKE THAT. 755 00:52:25,151 --> 00:52:28,067 - OH, SORRY. 756 00:52:28,197 --> 00:52:30,025 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 757 00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:32,506 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 758 00:52:32,637 --> 00:52:35,117 I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS ONE. 759 00:52:35,248 --> 00:52:36,554 [chuckles] 760 00:52:36,684 --> 00:52:39,644 - TOO EXPENSIVE. 761 00:52:39,774 --> 00:52:41,341 - THE LADY HAS IMPECCABLE TASTE. 762 00:52:41,471 --> 00:52:43,343 - WELL, IT'S ONLY MONEY. 763 00:52:43,473 --> 00:52:45,824 WHEN IS YOUR DISSERTATION PRESENTATION? 764 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,826 - NEXT WEEK. - NEXT WEEK? 765 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:49,479 AND YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THIS TERRIBLE SHIRT? 766 00:52:49,610 --> 00:52:50,742 NO, NO, NO, NO. 767 00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:51,917 YOU WEAR THIS ONE. 768 00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:54,136 YOU WALK IN. YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE. 769 00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:56,791 YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU FEEL GOOD. 770 00:52:56,922 --> 00:52:59,751 HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK. 771 00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,535 - I REALLY DON'T NEED THAT SHIRT. 772 00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:03,406 - NO, YOU DON'T NEED IT, BUT WE'RE GONNA GET IT. 773 00:53:03,537 --> 00:53:05,713 - DRESS FOR SUCCESS. 774 00:53:05,844 --> 00:53:07,672 - YOU JUST WORRY. 775 00:53:07,802 --> 00:53:09,674 YOU'RE WORRYING TOO MUCH. YOU REALLY ARE. 776 00:53:09,804 --> 00:53:11,893 YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER SAID? 777 00:53:12,024 --> 00:53:13,242 WORRY IS INTEREST PAID 778 00:53:13,373 --> 00:53:16,985 ON TROUBLE THAT HAS NOT HAPPENED YET. 779 00:53:17,116 --> 00:53:19,466 SO DON'T WORRY. 780 00:54:16,088 --> 00:54:19,395 - DRESS FOR SUCCESS. 781 00:54:21,615 --> 00:54:25,924 [upbeat techno music] 782 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,447 - READY, SET! 783 00:54:27,577 --> 00:54:32,582 [women cheerleading] 784 00:54:40,242 --> 00:54:43,332 - LIU XING. 785 00:55:01,263 --> 00:55:05,441 - THEREFORE, THIS NEW WARM DARK MATTER 786 00:55:05,572 --> 00:55:08,836 MAKE A BETTER MATCH TO OBSERVATION, 787 00:55:08,967 --> 00:55:15,190 AS YOU CAN SEE FROM FINAL FRAME OF SIMULATION. 788 00:55:24,809 --> 00:55:30,118 - DID YOU USE SINGLE- OR DOUBLE-PRECISION COMPUTATION? 789 00:55:30,249 --> 00:55:31,337 - SINGLE. 790 00:55:31,467 --> 00:55:32,773 - [laughs] 791 00:55:32,904 --> 00:55:35,080 BUT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST COMPUTATIONAL ERROR, 792 00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:37,299 LIKE A ROUND-OFF ERROR, 793 00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:39,867 CAN SIGNIFICANTLY ALTER THE RESULTS. 794 00:55:39,998 --> 00:55:42,783 - RESULTS NOT CAUSED BY A ROUND-OFF ERROR. 795 00:55:42,914 --> 00:55:46,787 - SO YOU SAY, BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE IT. 796 00:55:46,918 --> 00:55:50,182 DO YOU? 797 00:55:50,312 --> 00:55:55,404 - PROFESSOR REISER, SIMULATION IS ACCURATE. 798 00:55:55,535 --> 00:55:58,886 - DOUBLE PRECISION IS STANDARD PROCEDURE, 799 00:55:59,017 --> 00:56:02,324 LIU XING, STANDARD. 800 00:56:02,455 --> 00:56:08,287 - BUT, PROFESSOR REISER, 801 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:13,161 WHY YOU NEVER TELL THIS TO ME? 802 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:18,776 I... I DO 1,000 RUNS FOR YOUR MODEL, 803 00:56:18,906 --> 00:56:21,604 SINGLE PRECISION, 804 00:56:21,735 --> 00:56:24,651 AND YOU NEVER TELL THIS TO ME, 805 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:28,002 NEVER TELL ME DO DIFFERENT. 806 00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:33,225 - EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT. 807 00:56:33,355 --> 00:56:34,530 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT 808 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:36,402 IT'S A HIGHLY ORIGINAL PIECE OF WORK. 809 00:56:36,532 --> 00:56:39,231 - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SIGN OFF ON A THESIS 810 00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:41,450 THAT MAY BE ENTIRELY INACCURATE 811 00:56:41,581 --> 00:56:45,280 SIMPLY BECAUSE SOME OF THE IDEAS IN IT ARE INTRIGUING? 812 00:56:45,411 --> 00:56:46,847 - COME ON, JAKE. 813 00:56:46,978 --> 00:56:48,588 HE MADE A VERY PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT. 814 00:56:48,718 --> 00:56:50,764 - IT'S PURE SPECULATION. 815 00:56:50,895 --> 00:56:52,984 - HE TOOK THE MOST SPECULATIVE THEORY IN PHYSICS 816 00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:54,942 AND SPECULATED A LITTLE FURTHER. 817 00:56:55,073 --> 00:56:57,771 HE'S IN WAY OVER HIS HEAD. 818 00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:01,470 - WELL, MAYBE HE'S WAY OVER OUR HEAD. 819 00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:06,649 - LIU XING, I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR DISSERTATION 820 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:09,217 UNTIL YOU REDO THE COMPUTATIONS. 821 00:57:17,008 --> 00:57:20,185 [gunshot] 822 00:57:20,315 --> 00:57:23,101 [frenetic techno music] 823 00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:33,024 ♪ 824 00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:11,845 [knock at door] - LIU XING. 825 00:58:11,976 --> 00:58:14,500 LIU XING? 826 00:58:18,591 --> 00:58:19,722 LIU XING. 827 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:09,615 [romantic music playing on television] 828 01:00:12,922 --> 01:00:14,620 - LIU XING. 829 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,090 - FUCK DARK MATTER! 830 01:00:59,752 --> 01:01:02,581 [soft piano music] 831 01:01:02,711 --> 01:01:05,279 ♪ 832 01:01:05,410 --> 01:01:11,546 - ♪ LITTLE CHILDREN SNUGGLE ♪ 833 01:01:11,677 --> 01:01:20,077 ♪ UNDER SOFT BLACK STARS ♪ 834 01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:26,735 ♪ AND IF YOU LOOK INTO THEIR EYES ♪ 835 01:01:26,866 --> 01:01:36,866 ♪ SOFT BLACK STARS ♪ 836 01:01:37,268 --> 01:01:41,837 ♪ DELIVER THEM FROM THE BOOK ♪ 837 01:01:41,968 --> 01:01:47,104 ♪ AND THE LETTER AND THE WORD ♪ 838 01:01:47,234 --> 01:01:49,497 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 839 01:01:49,628 --> 01:01:53,588 HOW ARE YOU? - FINE. 840 01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:56,504 THANK YOU. - YEAH. 841 01:01:56,635 --> 01:01:58,985 - OH. 842 01:02:01,988 --> 01:02:07,167 - ♪ LET THEM TRACE THE RAINDROPS ♪ 843 01:02:07,298 --> 01:02:09,648 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 844 01:02:11,084 --> 01:02:14,348 - LIU XING, WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY? 845 01:02:14,479 --> 01:02:16,263 - YOU FORGET I AM A SCIENTIST. 846 01:02:16,394 --> 01:02:18,396 I JUST KNOW. 847 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,877 - YEAH, WELL, I SEE YOU'RE A COSMETOLOGIST AFTER ALL. 848 01:02:22,008 --> 01:02:26,926 - THEN PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE AFTER WORK. 849 01:02:27,056 --> 01:02:30,103 I PREPARE YOU A BIRTHDAY FEAST. 850 01:02:30,234 --> 01:02:33,846 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET, BUT I ALREADY HAVE PLANS. 851 01:02:33,976 --> 01:02:37,154 - NO PROBLEM. TOMORROW. 852 01:02:37,284 --> 01:02:39,634 - I DON'T THINK SO. 853 01:02:39,765 --> 01:02:43,421 I LIKE YOU, LIU XING. YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY. 854 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:47,599 BUT I JUST... I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN US. 855 01:02:47,729 --> 01:02:49,992 I'M SORRY. 856 01:02:50,123 --> 01:02:53,257 - NO PROBLEM. 857 01:03:26,725 --> 01:03:28,640 - HERE WE GO. - HELLO. 858 01:03:28,770 --> 01:03:31,512 - BEER, WINE, SALAD... EVERYTHING IS THERE. 859 01:03:31,643 --> 01:03:34,733 EVERYBODY, PROFESSOR COLBY! 860 01:03:34,863 --> 01:03:36,561 PROFESSOR COLBY HAS THE FLOOR. 861 01:03:36,691 --> 01:03:38,476 - THANK YOU, PROFESSOR. 862 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:41,261 I WANT TO SHARE SOME GOOD NEWS WITH YOU. 863 01:03:41,392 --> 01:03:42,915 FOR THE THIRD YEAR RUNNING, 864 01:03:43,045 --> 01:03:46,440 THE GELL-MANN PRIZE FOR BEST SCIENCE DISSERTATION 865 01:03:46,571 --> 01:03:49,182 HAS BEEN AWARDED TO ONE OF OUR OWN, 866 01:03:49,313 --> 01:03:50,357 LAURENCE FENG. 867 01:03:50,488 --> 01:03:52,490 - OH, THAT'S DADDY! - TAKE A BOW. 868 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,927 [applause] 869 01:03:55,057 --> 01:03:58,713 [dramatic classical music] 870 01:04:17,819 --> 01:04:21,388 - I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 871 01:04:25,044 --> 01:04:27,089 - JOANNA, I... 872 01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:30,745 I DIDN'T EVEN GRADUATE. 873 01:04:30,876 --> 01:04:35,576 - I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS A GRADUATION PRESENT. 874 01:04:48,981 --> 01:04:50,504 YOU LIKE IT? 875 01:04:50,635 --> 01:04:53,725 - YES. 876 01:04:56,554 --> 01:05:00,427 - VERY OLD. - YEAH. 877 01:05:03,822 --> 01:05:08,392 - [laughs] 878 01:05:08,522 --> 01:05:11,482 LIU XING. 879 01:05:11,612 --> 01:05:13,527 MY HUSBAND, HAL, HAS A BUSINESS, 880 01:05:13,658 --> 01:05:16,138 DOES A LOT OF BUSINESS IN CHINA. 881 01:05:16,269 --> 01:05:20,665 YEAH, NOT IN YOUR FIELD, BUT IT'S IMPORT-EXPORT. 882 01:05:20,795 --> 01:05:24,799 AND I KNOW SOME OF THE PEOPLE, 883 01:05:24,930 --> 01:05:27,367 SO I THOUGHT I MIGHT CONTACT THEM. 884 01:05:27,498 --> 01:05:30,109 - I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 885 01:05:30,239 --> 01:05:32,111 NO PROBLEM. 886 01:05:32,241 --> 01:05:34,200 I CAN FIND A JOB MYSELF. 887 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:35,941 - MM. 888 01:05:36,071 --> 01:05:37,638 OF COURSE. 889 01:05:37,769 --> 01:05:39,945 - THANK YOU. 890 01:05:40,075 --> 01:05:43,470 - SO I'M NOT CLEAR ON THE PROTOCOL NOW. 891 01:05:43,601 --> 01:05:46,908 LIU XING, HE HASN'T PASSED HIS DISSERTATION. 892 01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:50,216 - I'M SURE HE'LL GET HIS DOCTORATE SOMEDAY. 893 01:05:52,087 --> 01:05:55,047 I MEAN, HE'S A BRILLIANT GUY. - YEAH. 894 01:05:55,177 --> 01:05:57,397 - BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S NOT A TEAM PLAYER. 895 01:05:57,528 --> 01:05:58,964 - OH. 896 01:05:59,094 --> 01:06:00,792 MM-HMM. 897 01:06:00,922 --> 01:06:03,534 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T PUT THAT IN A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 898 01:06:03,664 --> 01:06:05,579 - NO, I WROTE HIM A VERY FINE RECOMMENDATION. 899 01:06:05,710 --> 01:06:07,668 - YOU DID? - BELIEVE ME, YES. 900 01:06:07,799 --> 01:06:10,367 - OH, GREAT, GREAT. 901 01:06:10,497 --> 01:06:13,500 YEAH, BECAUSE I REMEMBER, WHEN HE FIRST CAME, 902 01:06:13,631 --> 01:06:15,546 YOU SAID HE WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT STUDENT 903 01:06:15,676 --> 01:06:16,808 YOU'D EVER SEEN. 904 01:06:16,938 --> 01:06:19,288 - YES, YES, AND I HAVE NO DOUBT 905 01:06:19,419 --> 01:06:21,552 HE'LL MAKE A LASTING CONTRIBUTION 906 01:06:21,682 --> 01:06:23,467 TO COSMOLOGY SOMEDAY. 907 01:06:23,597 --> 01:06:24,729 - MM-HMM. 908 01:06:24,859 --> 01:06:25,904 - SOMEWHERE. 909 01:06:26,034 --> 01:06:27,514 - MM-HMM. 910 01:06:27,645 --> 01:06:29,342 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO, 911 01:06:29,473 --> 01:06:30,865 BECAUSE HE LOOKS UP TO YOU SO MUCH. 912 01:06:30,996 --> 01:06:33,781 - [laughs] 913 01:06:33,912 --> 01:06:37,350 I DON'T THINK HE STILL WANTS TO WORK FOR ME, JOANNA. 914 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:38,629 [doorbell rings] 915 01:07:44,678 --> 01:07:46,463 - LIU XING, RIGHT? 916 01:07:46,593 --> 01:07:50,249 I READ YOUR ARTICLE ON DARK MATTER. 917 01:07:53,426 --> 01:07:56,124 IT'S REALLY GOOD. 918 01:07:58,953 --> 01:08:01,739 [Bach's Cantata 82] 919 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:11,705 ♪ 920 01:08:36,774 --> 01:08:39,211 [doorbell rings] 921 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:44,521 - OH! 922 01:08:46,348 --> 01:08:49,047 LIU XING. 923 01:08:51,658 --> 01:08:53,747 LIU XING. SUCH A SURPRISE. 924 01:08:53,878 --> 01:08:55,009 - JOANNA. 925 01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:57,795 - HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 926 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:02,539 OH, MY G... I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. 927 01:09:02,669 --> 01:09:05,280 - THANK YOU. 928 01:09:05,411 --> 01:09:06,760 - I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SKY 929 01:09:06,891 --> 01:09:09,458 WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT DARK MATTER. 930 01:09:09,589 --> 01:09:11,591 COME IN. CAN I GET YOU SOME TEA? 931 01:09:11,722 --> 01:09:14,507 - YES. - GOOD. 932 01:09:24,691 --> 01:09:26,737 COME IN. SIT DOWN. 933 01:09:26,867 --> 01:09:27,738 - THANK YOU. 934 01:09:27,868 --> 01:09:30,784 - OH. 935 01:09:30,915 --> 01:09:33,482 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 936 01:09:33,613 --> 01:09:38,705 I THOUGHT YOU DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY. 937 01:09:38,836 --> 01:09:39,750 - BACH. 938 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:43,710 - YES, YES. 939 01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:47,409 DO YOU HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS? 940 01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:50,543 - NEWS? 941 01:09:50,674 --> 01:09:52,110 - YES. OH. 942 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,895 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSITIES YET? 943 01:09:55,026 --> 01:09:57,245 - NO. - NO? OH, SORRY, I THOUGHT... 944 01:09:57,376 --> 01:09:59,639 - NO. - HMM. 945 01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:08,735 [sighs] 946 01:10:08,866 --> 01:10:11,303 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 947 01:10:11,433 --> 01:10:13,566 WHAT IS SKIN SHEEN? 948 01:10:13,697 --> 01:10:16,003 - OH. 949 01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:22,575 THAT'S SOME BEAUTY PRODUCT I SELL. 950 01:10:22,706 --> 01:10:25,578 - YOU SELL? 951 01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:27,885 - JUST TO KILL TIME. 952 01:10:28,015 --> 01:10:31,105 AND IT'S... 953 01:10:31,236 --> 01:10:34,413 AND IT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF. 954 01:10:34,543 --> 01:10:35,762 DO YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME? 955 01:10:35,893 --> 01:10:37,416 - OH, NO, THANK YOU. 956 01:10:37,546 --> 01:10:42,073 I HAVE A LOT OF... GOD KNOWS... THINGS THAT I HAVE. 957 01:10:42,203 --> 01:10:44,292 - SORRY. 958 01:10:44,423 --> 01:10:47,121 - BUT NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN... I'M SORRY. 959 01:10:47,252 --> 01:10:50,516 OF COURSE I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW, YOU KNOW. 960 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:53,171 I'D LOVE TO TRY IT. I'D LOVE TO. 961 01:10:53,301 --> 01:10:56,653 - SURE? - SURE. 962 01:11:00,265 --> 01:11:02,920 UH-OH, TOP CAME OFF. 963 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:05,183 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 964 01:11:05,313 --> 01:11:07,620 UM... 965 01:11:12,364 --> 01:11:14,583 - IT'S... IT'S JUST STARTED. 966 01:11:14,714 --> 01:11:16,063 - YES. [laughs] 967 01:11:16,194 --> 01:11:17,804 HOW DID I KNOW? 968 01:11:17,935 --> 01:11:19,719 [bottles clattering] 969 01:11:19,850 --> 01:11:24,463 THAT'S QUITE A LINE OF PRODUCTS. 970 01:11:24,593 --> 01:11:26,465 WHAT DO THEY ALL DO? 971 01:11:26,595 --> 01:11:29,163 - UM, OKAY. 972 01:11:29,294 --> 01:11:31,731 - HAND CREAM. 973 01:11:31,862 --> 01:11:32,950 HERE. 974 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,821 - OKAY. OKAY. 975 01:11:34,952 --> 01:11:39,304 AND... AND YOUR HAND. 976 01:11:39,434 --> 01:11:47,878 THE FIRST, YOU CAN PUT IT HERE, AND... 977 01:11:48,008 --> 01:11:51,751 AND THE SECOND... 978 01:11:51,882 --> 01:11:53,797 - OH. 979 01:11:53,927 --> 01:11:57,061 - SECOND YOU... 980 01:12:00,804 --> 01:12:02,457 YOU PUT IT HERE. 981 01:12:02,588 --> 01:12:05,199 AND THEN... 982 01:12:05,330 --> 01:12:09,813 I'M NOT... I'M NOT GOOD AT IT. 983 01:12:10,465 --> 01:12:11,989 - IT'S OKAY. 984 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:13,686 THAT'S GOOD. 985 01:12:13,817 --> 01:12:19,126 IT'S NICE. IT'S NICE. 986 01:12:19,257 --> 01:12:22,608 - AND... 987 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:25,089 - MM-HMM. 988 01:12:25,219 --> 01:12:28,005 - YES, AND... 989 01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:29,920 - OH! OOH! THAT'S OKAY. 990 01:12:30,050 --> 01:12:33,184 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. 991 01:12:33,314 --> 01:12:34,272 - OKAY. 992 01:12:34,402 --> 01:12:36,448 - MM-HMM. 993 01:12:36,578 --> 01:12:38,755 - YES, GOOD SMILE. 994 01:12:38,885 --> 01:12:42,323 - MM, GOOD SMILE. 995 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,068 - MAY I? 996 01:12:48,199 --> 01:12:50,767 - OF COURSE. 997 01:12:53,987 --> 01:12:57,512 THIS... 998 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,967 IT'S LOVELY. 999 01:13:27,455 --> 01:13:28,805 LIU XING. 1000 01:13:35,942 --> 01:13:39,163 I'M SORRY. 1001 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:42,819 I, UM... 1002 01:13:42,949 --> 01:13:47,998 SOMETIMES HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THESE THINGS. 1003 01:13:49,651 --> 01:13:52,350 - IT'S... IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY JOB. 1004 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,483 - YES, IT'S JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 1005 01:13:55,614 --> 01:14:00,271 THEN YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING... WONDERFUL. 1006 01:14:00,401 --> 01:14:03,622 I KNOW YOU WILL. 1007 01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:11,238 I KNOW YOU WILL. 1008 01:14:16,287 --> 01:14:19,290 - JOANNA, I... 1009 01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:23,120 I HAVE MANY, MANY THINGS MUST TO DO. 1010 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,252 - YES, I'M SURE. 1011 01:14:25,383 --> 01:14:27,951 - I SO BUSY. 1012 01:14:28,081 --> 01:14:31,650 - I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME TO SEE ME, THOUGH. 1013 01:14:38,352 --> 01:14:42,487 - I... I... 1014 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:48,275 I... 1015 01:14:48,406 --> 01:14:52,453 I MUST... I MUST GO TO THE LIBRARY. 1016 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:25,008 [choir singing soft music in a Chinese language] 1017 01:15:25,138 --> 01:15:34,931 ♪ 1018 01:17:40,317 --> 01:17:42,536 [bicycle bells ringing] 1019 01:17:46,932 --> 01:17:50,370 [railroad crossing bells ringing] 1020 01:17:54,853 --> 01:17:58,944 [train whistle blowing] 1021 01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:20,487 [choir singing variation of Schubert's Serenade] 1022 01:18:20,618 --> 01:18:30,454 ♪ 1023 01:19:55,756 --> 01:19:58,324 [bell ringing] 1024 01:20:01,719 --> 01:20:04,374 - MURRAY GELL-MANN BELIEVED THAT SCIENCE COULD FLOURISH 1025 01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:07,768 ONLY WHERE PEOPLE ARE FREE TO EXPRESS THEIR IDEAS. 1026 01:20:07,899 --> 01:20:10,162 THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF THE GELL-MANN PRIZE 1027 01:20:10,293 --> 01:20:13,121 CAME TO AMERICA FROM COMMUNIST CHINA THREE YEARS AGO 1028 01:20:13,252 --> 01:20:16,124 AND HAS FLOURISHED AT THIS UNIVERSITY. 1029 01:20:16,255 --> 01:20:20,346 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DR. LAURENCE FENG. 1030 01:20:23,871 --> 01:20:26,787 - BY STARTING AT 10 TO THE MINUS 36 SECONDS 1031 01:20:26,918 --> 01:20:29,399 AFTER THE BIG BANG, I HAVE DERIVED 1032 01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:32,445 NEW INITIAL CONDITIONS FOR THE REISER MODEL 1033 01:20:32,576 --> 01:20:35,100 THAT GENERATE MORE ACCURATE PREDICTIONS 1034 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:38,625 OF THE PRESENT-DAY STRUCTURE OF THE UNIVERSE. 1035 01:20:38,756 --> 01:20:42,542 IN BROAD TERMS, I'M PROVID... 1036 01:20:42,673 --> 01:20:44,065 [speaking Mandarin] 1037 01:20:44,196 --> 01:20:45,284 [gunshot] 1038 01:20:45,415 --> 01:20:48,113 [people screaming] 1039 01:20:50,289 --> 01:20:51,464 [gunshot] 1040 01:20:58,515 --> 01:20:59,733 [gunshot] 1041 01:21:01,735 --> 01:21:05,522 [bell ringing] 1042 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:15,488 ♪ 1043 01:21:26,847 --> 01:21:28,675 [gun cocks] 1044 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,378 [gunshot] 1045 01:21:43,037 --> 01:21:46,519 [telephone ringing] 1046 01:21:49,087 --> 01:21:52,656 [baby crying] 1047 01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:59,200 [both speaking Mandarin] 1048 01:22:59,331 --> 01:23:04,249 ♪ 1049 01:23:08,645 --> 01:23:10,951 [gun cocks] 1050 01:23:14,085 --> 01:23:14,999 [gunshot] 1051 01:23:15,129 --> 01:23:17,044 [telephone rings] 1052 01:23:17,175 --> 01:23:19,960 - NI HAO. 1053 01:23:56,910 --> 01:24:01,480 - ♪ THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ♪ 1054 01:24:01,611 --> 01:24:03,917 ♪ THIS LAND IS MY LAND ♪ 1055 01:24:04,048 --> 01:24:07,268 ♪ 1056 01:24:07,399 --> 01:24:11,011 ♪ FROM CALIFORNIA ♪ 1057 01:24:11,142 --> 01:24:16,234 ♪ WELL, TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND ♪ 1058 01:24:16,364 --> 01:24:20,891 ♪ FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST ♪ 1059 01:24:21,021 --> 01:24:26,244 ♪ TO THE GULF STREAM WATERS ♪ 1060 01:24:26,374 --> 01:24:30,683 ♪ I TELL YA THIS LAND ♪ 1061 01:24:30,814 --> 01:24:36,950 ♪ WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME ♪ 1062 01:24:37,081 --> 01:24:40,911 ♪ AS I WENT WALKING ♪ 1063 01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:46,438 ♪ DOWN THAT RIBBON OF A HIGHWAY ♪ 1064 01:24:46,569 --> 01:24:50,268 ♪ I SAW ABOVE ME ♪ 1065 01:24:50,398 --> 01:24:55,752 ♪ OH, THAT ENDLESS SKYWAY ♪ 1066 01:24:55,882 --> 01:25:00,713 ♪ NOW, I SAW BELOW ME ♪ 1067 01:25:00,844 --> 01:25:05,544 ♪ THAT GOLDEN VALLEY ♪ 1068 01:25:05,675 --> 01:25:10,027 ♪ AND I SAID THIS LAND ♪ 1069 01:25:10,157 --> 01:25:16,163 ♪ WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME ♪ 1070 01:25:16,294 --> 01:25:20,559 ♪ AS I WAS WALKING ♪ 1071 01:25:20,690 --> 01:25:25,390 ♪ NOW, THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ♪ 1072 01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:29,786 ♪ THEY PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAID ♪ 1073 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:35,095 ♪ OH, IT SAID "PRIVATE PROPERTY" ♪ 1074 01:25:35,226 --> 01:25:39,447 ♪ WELL, ON THE BACK SIDE ♪ 1075 01:25:39,578 --> 01:25:44,888 ♪ YOU KNOW IT SAID NOTHING ♪ 1076 01:25:45,018 --> 01:25:49,283 ♪ SO IT MUST BE THAT SIDE ♪ 1077 01:25:49,414 --> 01:25:53,984 ♪ WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME, YEAH ♪ 1078 01:25:54,114 --> 01:26:03,950 ♪ 1079 01:26:09,390 --> 01:26:14,134 ♪ ONE BRIGHT SUNNY MORNING ♪ 1080 01:26:14,265 --> 01:26:18,791 ♪ WELL, IN THE SHADOW OF THE STEEPLE ♪ 1081 01:26:18,922 --> 01:26:23,535 ♪ DOWN BY THE WELFARE OFFICE ♪ 1082 01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:28,584 ♪ I, I SAW MY PEOPLE ♪ 1083 01:26:28,714 --> 01:26:33,284 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT THEY STOOD HUNGRY ♪ 1084 01:26:33,414 --> 01:26:38,419 ♪ I, I STOOD WONDERIN' ♪ 1085 01:26:38,550 --> 01:26:43,294 ♪ I WAS WONDERIN' IF THIS LAND ♪ 1086 01:26:43,424 --> 01:26:48,691 ♪ WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME ♪ 1087 01:26:48,821 --> 01:26:54,087 ♪ THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ♪ 1088 01:26:54,218 --> 01:26:58,309 ♪ THIS LAND IS MY LAND ♪ 1089 01:26:58,439 --> 01:27:02,792 ♪ FROM RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA ♪ 1090 01:27:02,922 --> 01:27:07,361 ♪ OH, TO STATEN ISLAND ♪ 1091 01:27:07,492 --> 01:27:12,192 ♪ WELL, DOWN TO AUGUSTA, GEORGIA ♪ 1092 01:27:12,323 --> 01:27:16,196 ♪ AH, DON'T FORGET TO SAY PHILADELPHIA ♪ 1093 01:27:16,327 --> 01:27:20,331 ♪ AH, ON DOWN TO MISSISSIPPI ♪ 1094 01:27:20,461 --> 01:27:23,377 ♪ AH, HOUSTON, TEXAS ♪ 1095 01:27:23,508 --> 01:27:26,685 ♪ L.A., HEY ♪ 1096 01:27:26,816 --> 01:27:30,471 ♪ YOU KNOW, THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ♪ 1097 01:27:30,602 --> 01:27:35,694 ♪ AH, THIS LAND IS MY LAND ♪ 1098 01:27:35,825 --> 01:27:39,350 ♪ OH, THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ♪ 1099 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:41,961 ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ♪ 1100 01:27:42,092 --> 01:27:43,920 ♪ OH, IT'S MY LAND ♪ 1101 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:49,708 ♪ OH, MM ♪ 1102 01:27:49,839 --> 01:27:54,800 ♪ OOH, THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME, YEAH ♪ 1103 01:27:54,931 --> 01:27:58,804 ♪ OH, THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME ♪ 1104 01:27:58,935 --> 01:28:03,287 ♪ OH, THIS LAND, THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ♪ 1105 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:06,290 ♪ AH, THIS LAND, THIS LAND IS... ♪ 75991

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