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[Romesh] Would You Rather:
Decide to Survive…

-[lever clanks]
-[screams]

-…is nearing the end.
-Oh, my.

-[blasts]
-[Romesh] Whoo!

-[yells]
-We've had slip-ups…

-No!
-…and slip-downs…

-[laughs]
-[duck quacks]

-…quacks…
-[Chloe] Oh, my God, they're everywhere!

-…and comebacks…
-[shouts] He's got it!

-[Stephen] Wow.
-Oh, my God.

-[energetic music plays]
-…battle of the ages…

-[laughs]
-[cheers]

-…and tears over spilled milk.
-[spits, coughs]

-[retches]
-That was horrible.

And now, with the competition cranking up,

there's just one place left
in the all-important final.

[suspenseful music plays]

Chloe and Balegde are fighting for it
to be theirs in a general knowledge quiz,

-which, for Max…
-[screams]

-…has been a little shocking…
-Max is thrusting into the seat.

…and for Chloe, somewhat stormy.

[screaming]

This is ridiculous.

-At first, Chloe dominated…
-[buzzes]

It is four-one.

…but Balegde doesn't know
when he's beaten.

-Maths teacher. Yes!
-[Romesh] Is correct.

-Elbow. [screams]
-[Romesh] Is correct.

-[buzzes]
-Blitzen!

-[Romesh] Yes.
-[screams]

[gasps] It's four-four.

-From the depths.
-Both of you lock in.

[Romesh] Whoever gets
the next question right…

[music intensifies]

…is through to the final.

[music fades]

[theme music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[Romesh] Max, Chloe,
it all comes down to this.

Okay.

-[electric humming]
-[screaming]

-[grunts]
-That one's hurt!

-I'm so over this.
-That hurts so much.

I'm so over this!

All right, the question is,

for a place in the final…

[music intensifies]

What is Scooby Doo's catchphrase?

-[buzzes]
-Balegde.

-[electric hum]
-[screams]

[in deep voice] Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Is correct. Congratulations, Balegde.

Oh, my God. I've won.
How the hell have I won?

-Well done.
-[Romesh] Chloe, I'm so sorry.

[Chloe] I hate cartoons. I have no idea.

It's a dog. How's a dog got a catchphrase?
What do you mean?

[groans]

[speaks indistinctly]

From four-one down.

Well, well done. Love you.

[Balegde] Is that
the greatest comeback in history?

Probably not.

But it feels brilliant in this moment.

Balegde, congratulations, you are through
to the final. Please join your team.

Whoo!

-[Nella] Well done, Max.
-Well done, mate.

Chloe, genuinely,
you've been so brilliant…

-Thank you.
-…all the way up to doing the quiz.

-Thank you.
-Got so close. How you feeling right now?

-It's just a lot, isn't it?
-[Romesh] Yeah.

Good luck, everyone. You'll all smash it.

-[Romesh] Chloe Burrows, everybody.
-Love you.

Pretty annoyed that I'm not in the final.

Chunkz, Elz, Stephen, Team This,

you're all blocked, you losers.

Well, I'm the loser, but screw you. Okay?

Uh, good luck, everyone.

-Big Chlo buddy!
-Bye, Chloe.

-Chlo buddy!
-[cheers]

Ah, I am gutted.

My plan didn't work, and you saw me
to the door, so well done.

As for the rest of you,
back to your cabins

because I'm gonna
see you tomorrow for the final.

[cheers]

-Okay, go. Let's not overdo it.
-Thank you.

[Balegde] Somehow,
I've made it to the bloody final.

What is going on?

[groans] It's shocking.

Ooh!

-Didn't even mean to do that.
-[snaps]

♪ Final ♪

[Chunkz] I told you about Max, man.

This guys is like a cockroach,
he'll never die.

He looks better than the cockroach,
but I just mean in terms of…

you guys understand
what I mean by that, right?

[playful music plays]

[Nella] What a save, Max.

I felt like a mad person.

-You were like…
-[Nella] You were like this.

Just riding that chair, boy.

I was like, "Max". [chuckles]

Convinced I was going home. Convinced.

But you smashed it.

-But Chloe had to go.
-[Nella] I know.

-Chloe wasn't gutted to go.
-She was cold and wet.

She wants a blow-dry.
She needs her lashes done. [laughs]

[Western music plays]

[Elz] So it's us three,

and we've got Nella, Max Balegde,
and Max Fosh tomorrow in the final.

-Healthy competition, innit?
-Yeah.

[Elz] There can only be one winner.
I don't know how we get there.

But I would like to think it'll be me.

I have everything in my arsenal to win,

and everyone else, you're going down.

-[Nella] Ooh.
-[Balegde] Let's get to bed.

Yeah, remember, sleep on your front,
my love, okay? Take it easy.

[Balegde] I will. I'm red raw.

-Want some Vaseline? [Nella chortles]
-[Balegde] I do.

[light switches clicking]

Good morning, finalists! Whoo!

[beatboxing]

Against all the odds,
he's still here, baby.

He's the comeback king.

[Chunkz] How we feeling?

-Happy to be here.
-[Chunkz] Yeah.

-Uh, and then worry.
-Same.

What are they…
What are they planning? You know?

What are they gonna do to us?

Genuinely, hand on heart,
I mean this when I say this,

the winner needs to come from this room.

-Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
-From that, I'll be over the moon.

-[Elz] I feel that the winner's in here.
-[Stephen] I think so.

I think we've got it.

-[air horn blasts]
-[contestants clamouring]

[Elz] Final day!

-High five.
-Morning.

-[Elz] It's the final.
-[Balegde] High five.

-[Fosh] It's finals day, baby.
-Morning.

-[Nella] Let's get breakfast. I'm hungry.
-[Balegde] I'm starving.

[Stephen] Hope Jedward's not there.

Wait.

Breakfast of champions!

-[all cheer]
-[applause]

-[Balegde] Oh, my God.
-[Nella] This is what I'm talking about.

♪ Full English breakfast! Oh, my God! ♪

-[Stephen] Oh, that's your side.
-[Nella] No. Oh. Oh!

What are you pointing at?

-[Western music plays]
-[Fosh] Oh, no.

Look how many doors there are.

[Stephen] Six? That's nice.

[Fosh] I don't like six doors.

-[Elz] That's unnerving.
-Why are there six, though?

-What's the importance of six?
-[all] There's six of us.

-[laughs]
-[applause]

I'll leave the thinking
to you guys for today.

-Oh, God.
-[mischievous music plays]

Guys, please can we enjoy breakfast
for like two minutes?

I can't cope with the stress.

-I'm not that hungry now.
-[Balegde] I'm starving.

I feel a bit sick.

[upbeat music plays]

-I feel like this breakfast is…
-[groans]

-What?
-[groans] Romesh just walked in.

Oh, no. I was about to say
this breakfast is too good to be true.

-Here comes daddy in cream.
-Jesus.

-Morning, everybody.
-[contestants] Morning.

-[Romesh] Of course, I mean, finalists.
-[cheers]

[Romesh] Huh? Huh?

-Huh?
-Here we are.

-How's it feel?
-Anxiety-ridden.

My tummy's going bubbly, bubbly, bubbly.

-[Romesh] Is it?
-Yeah.

So, you are going to be taking part

in a series of sudden-death
"Would you rather?" questions.

-[Balegde] Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my.

[Stephen] What?

Oh-ho, sudden death.

Every man, woman and child for themselves.

I mentioned child,
'cause Stephen's a bit short.

At each set of doors, there's a new
"Would you rather?" challenge.

The loser will be eliminated
until two of you remain.

-[contestants gasping, groaning]
-[Fosh] Oh, my God.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Romesh] That's right, our players
are going to be facing this.

A relentless series
of physical and mental challenges,

designed to flush out the weaklings,

and leave only
the elite contenders standing.

And waiting at the end
to greet our finalists are this lot.

Ayamé, Becky, Kenny, Chloe
are back to watch our finalists,

cheer on their favourites,
and most importantly,

fulfil their contractual obligations.

[music intensifies, stops]

One of you will leave
the game as champion.

-Yes.
-Here we go.

I'd like it. I'd like that.

You can still compete
for the honour of your teams,

but from now on,
it is every player for themselves.

-I'll never leave Team This.
-Same with me, hand on heart.

-It's one of us.
-Get it tattooed on me.

[Stephen] Romesh thinks
we're no longer Team This and Team That.

Guess what, Romesh?
I'll always be Team This.

Our winner is sat at this table.

-Clock it.
-And by that, I mean me.

-I've got the highest fee.
-[laughs]

But the winner of the game
is sat at this table.

-Oh, my God.
-It's so me, isn't it?

[chuckles]

Personally, I think it's going to be me.

-Oh, do you now, Max Fosh?
-[Elz] Do you?

Yeah, I've got a good feeling about today.

I'm looking at you guys as my competitors,

and thinking,
"Is that all you've got, guys?"

-Okay.
-He had to take off his specs to say that.

[laughs]

Real power move, man.

Max Fosh seems to think
that he's the winner.

[wheezing laughter]

Please don't make me
choke on my sausage, Fosh.

Uh, who's the most competitive of you?

-Max.
-Balegde.

I think I've unlocked a demon
in this competition.

Um, and I'm quite afraid of myself.

Somewhat of an underdog, I'd say.

-No, not underdog, you're the best.
-[chuckles]

Other people are saying
that I am their biggest competition.

And I never in a million years would've
thought that that would be the case.

I've got to give it my best shot.

Okay, finalists,

come over to the doors
for your first choice of the day.

-Ooh.
-Let's go.

[Balegde] God.

Okay, finalists.

Your first sudden-death
"Would you rather?" question is

would you rather a head with no body,

or a body with no head?

L-O-L.

[Romesh] That's your choice.

What are we thinking?
What's initial thoughts?

No body to try and move around
is gonna be quite hard, I fear.

But I'd way prefer to be able to see.

Stephen, what's the biggest thing
you'd miss about having no body?

It's gotta be the cheeky micro penis.

-Such a little scamp, isn't it? Yes.
-Really little.

Uh, Nella, what are your initial thoughts?

I need my head to think,
but I need my body to act,

so I'm very confused right now.

The confusion would come to an immediate
end if you had no head though.

-[chuckles]
-Here is how it's going to work.

When you hear the sound
of the doors unlocking,

you must run for one
with your choice on it.

First come, first served.
Good luck to you.

[tense music plays]

Unlock the doors.

[metallic clunk]

[Chunkz grunts]

[Balegde] I've got no head, apparently.

Which, to be fair, I lost my head
days ago in this competition.

[Western music plays]

[Romesh] So, decisions made,
our finalists have chosen the following:

Heading out headless
are the boxed up and blindfolded

Balegde, Nella and Elz.

And strapped into a sack,
and packaged up for postage,

are Max Fosh, Chunkz, and Stephen.

There are six of you,
there are four doors.

You simply have to get to those doors
as quickly as you possibly can,

and the two people
that don't make it will be eliminated.

So, good luck.
I'll see you at the finish line.

[Balegde] My heart is beating.

-[Elz] Same.
-[Nella] Same.

[Balegde] The fact
we can't even see it is crazy.

[Elz] Honestly, I'm terrified.

[Nella] Just try and run
in a straight line.

[Chunkz] All right,
now it's getting serious.

I've got some fierce
competitors around me,

I've just gotta stay focused, lock in,
and care about going through.

I want to win this
more than I think anything else.

[suspenseful music plays]

Good luck, everybody.

And every head.

Three, two, one, go.

[blasts]

-[grunts]
-[Ayamé] They're off.

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, they're going.

-[grunts]
-Oh, my God. Incredible start.

Tries and Fosh absolutely smashing it.

[Balegde grunts]

[Romesh] The headless trio seem to be
getting a bit tangled up though.

But everyone is pulling away
from no-body Chunkz,

who's in last place at the moment.

-Come on, Chunkz!
-Go! Go on!

Come on, Chunkz, come on!

[Balegde panting, exclaiming]

[Romesh] Wait, where's Balegde off to?

[exclaiming continues]

Absolutely no respect for lanes.
As you'd expect, they're head…

-literally headless.
-[Balegde grunting]

I have got a box over my head
and a blindfold over my eyes,

I've not got a bloody clue where I am.

-Where is he?
-They're not at the course!

[Romesh] Balegde's blunder may have
given Chunkz a lifeline here.

Remember, the two
who finish last here will be eliminated.

Now the race is on for first place.

It's Fosh v Tries.

Oh, my God, look at this!

Right in my eyeline is Max Fosh.
This is a two-horse race.

-[chuckles]
-Max Fosh!

I'm neck and neck with Tries,
and I'll be damned if I let him beat me.

[Romesh] Who's gonna take it?

Amazon delivery!

[Romesh] Fosh and Stephen over the line.

-[cheers]
-No. Oh, man.

Team That.

[Romesh] Elz and Chunkz
are neck and neck here.

Come on, Chunkz!

[Romesh] Who's gonna take third place?

-[Kenny groans] Yes!
-Oh, Chunkz.

-Careful.
-[Elz grunts]

Stop.

-Oh, my God.
-Look at Nella. Nella's like this.

Nella, it is a race. Repeat, it is a race.

-Who's swimming?
-Is that Balegde?

[Chloe chuckles]

-And we are done!
-[Balegde grunting]

Stop, Nella. Stop, Nella.
Stop, Balegde. Stop, Balegde.

[Chunkz panting]

I think Chunkz is dying, look at him.

Chunkz, you okay?

-[Nella giggles]
-Yeah.

-Chunkz?
-I said yeah.

Is me asking
through the megaphone helping?

[mutters] Yeah, uh, yeah.

[Elz] Can I remove the head?

I need this box off of my head.

I don't even know if I'm through
to the next stage or not.

Guys, does anyone know who lost?

I have no idea if I've won.

Probably not. But fingers crossed.

-I was just following footsteps.
-Yeah.

I look to my left, to my right,
I'm seeing everybody's at the finish line.

We don't know. I tried my best.

[Romesh] Okay,
I appreciate that for some of you,

having a big old box on your head

may mean you have no idea
if you won or lost.

I'm now going to tell you

who's through to the next sudden-death
"Would you rather?" challenge.

In first place, Max Fosh.

-[Elz] Well done.
-In second place, was Stephen Tries.

Thank you, Romesh.

[Romesh] In third place…

Elz.

Whoa!

And the final person going through is…

-Chunkz. Congratulations.
-[applause]

-Come on, he's still in.
-[laughs]

-[Kenny] That's what I'm talking about.
-[Stephen] Team This. Team This.

Yes, I have made it.
I might've been fourth,

don't laugh at me, I made it.
That's all that matters.

That means commiserations
to Nella and Balegde.

-Aw.
-[Nella] Aw.

[Romesh] I'm afraid to say,
you're both now out of the competition.

I have no idea what I was doing.

Balegde, Nella,
can you come join me over here?

Nella, looking back
at the whole experience,

you should feel proud of what you've done.

I am. I made it to the final,
which I didn't believe I was gonna do, so…

Now, Balegde, obviously,
this process has uncovered a demon.

It has, Romesh, yeah.

But you seem relatively relaxed now,
talking to you.

Do you know what?
I've had a bloody brilliant time.

-Great.
-Yeah.

-We've had the best time!
-We've had the best time.

Listen, our final four, can you
please give it up for Nella and Balegde?

-Well done.
-[Romesh] Thank you, guys, off you go.

-Thank you.
-[Balegde] Love you all.

-[Romesh] Take care, Nel-legde.
-Bye. [kisses]

[Nella] Max is fuming.

He's smiling at Romesh and I could feel
his smile straining. [chuckles]

'Cause I know he hates losing.
And losing to Chunkz?

Max is burning.

[cheering]

[Balegde] Oh, my God, hello.

[Chloe] I thought you were gonna win.

I don't know why I forgot to run.

I am really proud of myself.
And I've had a blast.

But, Romesh, if you ask me another
"Would you rather?" question…

[whispers] …you will end up
in the bottom of a lake.

[upbeat music plays]

Now we have our final four.

Elz, Fosh, Chunkz, and Stephen.

I'm honoured to be here with my team.

Max Fosh is the only member
of Team That standing.

We should've got him out on day one,

because now this could
come back to bite us on the arse.

Okay, for your next sudden-death "Would
you rather?" challenge, the question is

-would you rather have giant feet…
-[sighs]

-[chuckles]
-Here we go.

-…or a giant head?
-Oh, great.

Stephen, do you have any
sort of initial thoughts, looking at this?

I've been told I have a massive head.

Not in terms of being egotistical,
just anatomically, I believe.

Um, the ears also don't really help,
sort of draw attention to it.

It's good for purchase
if you're ever trapped

-in sort of a crevasse or something.
-Or if I'm being ridden.

[Romesh] Yes, absolutely.

Elz, buzzing?

I am buzzing. I'm the only girl, as well.

So I feel like I need to represent

for all the girls that went
out of the competition.

My preference is
a thousand per cent a giant head,

but I need to cross Max Fosh
and Chunkz to get there.

-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

-Unlock the doors.
-[lock clicks]

[metallic clunk]

[groans]

Oh, yeah, Chunks.

So, with our players' choices made,
here's where they've landed.

Taking on the challenge
in titanic-size trainers

are Max Fosh, and Elz the Witch.

And putting on planet-sized helmets
to become the big heads

are Chunkz and Stephen Tries.

[Stephen] Wearing the big head,

it's one of the most uncomfortable
things I've ever experienced.

And I did stand-up comedy in Doncaster.

Okay, first of all, can I just say,
you all look incredible.

You know what they say about big feet.

-Oh, honey.
-[Chloe, Becky] Big socks.

[laughter]

[Romesh] Now,
the aim of this game is for you,

wearing either giant feet,
or your giant head,

to transport as much water
as you possibly can

to the container at the end of the course.

You'll be carrying your water on a tray in
your choice of vessels of varying sizes.

Once you've emptied
your vessels into the container,

you need to return to the start
of the course to refill.

The first three of you
to fill up your containers with water,

right to the measuring line,

are through to the next sudden-death
"Would you rather?" challenge.

And the loser will be eliminated,
I'm sad to say. Obviously.

There's always emotion.

[Chunkz] My biggest competition
on this line

is gonna be Stephen Tries and Max Fosh
because they are very fast,

uh, and I am not.

Fosh is my biggest threat.
He stinks of Team That.

Good luck to you all.
I'll see you at the finish line.

I'll be real, I think when something
messes up your vision, you're screwed.

-[Balegde] Hundred per cent.
-I'd do the feet all day.

But the feet look big and heavy,
I think I'd rather the head.

Good luck to you all, final four.

[blasts]

[groans]

[tense music plays]

Oh, it's blue. That's pretty.

Stephen's gone short and low
with the vessels, interesting.

And it looks like
the other players are following suit.

They need to speed up though,
Stephen is at the first obstacle already.

-Stephen's off. Oh, Stephen is determined.
-[Kenny] Stephen's off.

Stephen has gone backwards
through the saloon doors.

[groans] My best white T-shirt.

[Romesh] Chunkz has made it
through the saloon doors.

But Fosh and Elz aren't far behind.

[Fosh] Get away from me.

Okay. Through the first obstacle.

Feeling good.

That is hard.
I'll just go through sideways.

Come on, Elz, you've got this!

[Elz] Slow and steady wins the race.

-[suspenseful music plays]
-[Stephen groans] Shit.

[Romesh] Stephen and Chunkz
are at the next obstacle now.

Are those heads gonna fit
through that hole?

Okay. Romesh, my head won't fit through.

-[Nella shouts]
-[Kenny] It's so big!

How is he gonna fit through?

[Romesh] Be careful, Stephen.
Be careful, Chunkz.

Don't get big-headed about it. [chuckles]

Pretty proud of that.

[Stephen grunts]

[Romesh] The big heads struggling
to get through that hole

has given Fosh the chance to catch up.

[Fosh] Okay.

[grunts]

[Romesh] The big heads are through,
and it's neck and neck.

-[grunting]
-It's limbo time.

[upbeat music plays]

-It's him and Chunkz neck and neck.
-Go on, Stephen.

[grunting continues]

[groans]

Stephen's killing it, oh, my God.

Okay, final obstacle.

Oh, Max is doing well though.

[Romesh] Great work, Fosh.

He actually walks with
the giant feet how I walk regularly.

Sort of outward. Duck-ish.
Very unattractive.

Come on, Elz, you're doing brilliantly.

Stephen is the first one to his vessel.

-[groans] Drink up.
-[Romesh] Stephen's ahead.

But Fosh and Chunkz aren't far behind,
and are filling up their containers now.

Let's go!

-[Becky] Go on, go on.
-Come on, Chunkz.

-Elz. Go on, Elz.
-Come on!

[Romesh] The others are
on their way back for more water

but Elz still
hasn't reached her container.

-Great work, Elz.
-Thanks.

It's just like a fun day out, you know?

-A really fun, weird day out.
-Yeah.

Elz is behind now,
but if someone dropped a glass…

-[spectators] Yeah.
-[Kenny] It's game over.

[Romesh] Elz' container is at
about the halfway mark,

and with Fosh and Chunkz lagging behind,
Stephen is definitely in the lead here.

[tense music plays]

He's already on the second tray
and back on the course.

[Stephen grunting]

Oh, yeah!

Chunkz, incredibly,
has gone for a full tray.

-[claps]
-It's time for a change in tactic.

Now, nobody's done this yet,

but I'm gonna risk it
and get that big long one.

[music intensifies]

-I'm gonna play a two-one formation.
-[grunts]

Going for a cheeky one,
and see what happens here then!

Oh, my God, he's got a massive cup.

It's a real big-balls move from Chunkz.

Elz has managed to narrow the gap
and is back for her next refill.

Fosh has also loaded
his tray pretty heavily.

I love this risk-taking.

But Stephen is still well in front here.

Stephen back for his second pour,
could this be it?

Very, very close.

Sorry, Stephen,
that is still just below the line.

I am just millimetres away
from securing the win.

However, I've gotta go back
to the start. Ridiculous.

[Romesh] Can Chunkz'
full-tray gamble pay off?

[spectators exclaiming]

If he can get through the hole
without spilling, he might just win here.

-Oh, my God, oh, my God, he's so close.
-[groans]

-Go, go, go, go!
-[Balegde] Oh, my God.

[Romesh] Fosh and his big feet
still very much in the game here.

Chunkz is through.

[Fosh] I've lost two glasses.

Clean up on aisle four.

[grunts, groans] That's on my neck.

[sloshing]

[Romesh] Fosh is at the vessel.

Here we go. In it goes.

[Romesh] Great work.

-Well done, Fosh.
-Think that's just one more run for me.

-[Romesh] Come on, Elz, you've got this.
-I'm coming.

[Romesh] Oh, Chunkz, incredible.
This is incredible from Chunkz.

He's gone so high-risk on the tray.
Is this gonna be the moment?

Let's see with this last glass.

[screaming, exclaiming]

[Romesh] You're two millimetres away,
Chunkz, good luck.

How has this happened?
Two millimetres off?

Now I look like a joke, man.

[pants]

[Romesh] With everybody else
heading back for a refill,

Stephen's storming ahead.

[groans]

-[Stephen groans]
-[Romesh] Oh, no. Stephen's down.

[Stephen] It's all gone
incredibly bad for me.

I've gone from first
to possibly last here.

[grunts]

[Romesh] Quick,
back to the start to refill.

[Stephen] Okay.

[tense music plays]

[Romesh] Now, all of a sudden,
it's about Fosh and Chunkz.

Who's gonna take the win here?

[Fosh] Come on!

Romesh, I got the four
blue WKDs that you ordered.

Thank you very much.

Chunkz is strolling, but Elz
and Stephen aren't that far behind.

Chunkz thinks he's got it in the bag.

-He's bopping. He's bopping.
-He's done, he's done.

-Why is he bopping? [Nella laughs]
-[Kenny laughs]

-What's he bopping for? L-O-L.
-He knows he's so safe.

[Romesh] Oh, Fosh is nearly there.
this is Fosh versus Chunkz here.

That is Chunkz done.

Done for the win.

That is Fosh

for second place.

Karma. Karma, karma.

-Well done.
-First place, Chunkz.

It's now between Stephen and Elz.

-[Kenny] Go!
-One place remaining in the final three.

Quick maths.

Come on, Elz.

I've tripped.

[Romesh] Oh, no, Elz has lost a vessel.

-[groans]
-[Balegde] Oh, she dropped her glasses.

[Chunkz] Take your time, Stephen.

[Romesh] Remember, the player
who is last to fill their container

is automatically eliminated.

-Elz is speeding up though.
-Yeah. Yes, Elz.

[suspenseful music plays]

You got this, guys. One place remaining.

No!

Done. [groans]

[Romesh] Stephen is through.

Unlucky Elz. Please give it up for Elz.

[groans]

-Come on, Stephen! Sorry, Elz.
-Bless her.

Well, Elz, I'm very sorry to say,

despite being a fantastic contestant,
you have been eliminated.

-Off you go, please.
-Thanks. Okay.

-[Romesh] And you can keep those.
-I will. I really enjoy them.

This feels degrading.

[Elz] I am still so proud of myself.

I'm in the top four,
and the last girl in the competition.

And I am just so proud of everything
I've achieved mentally, physically.

I've made some friends for life.

And I couldn't have asked
for a better end.

-Final three! Come on, guys!
-[exclaims]

-[laughing]
-Clock it.

Clock it!

-Oh, man.
-Clock it.

[spectators cheering]

[Balegde] Well done, queen.

Come on, keep it coming. Keep it coming.

-Oh, mama. You did very well though.
-I know. [chuckles]

Okay, final three.

It's time for your next sudden-death
"Would you rather?" challenge.

And my question to you is would you rather

always be too hot,

or always be too cold?

Now, personally,
I don't really like to be too anything,

apart from sexy.

You're hot AF as the kids…

-as people say. No, I didn't…
-Well, I don't want the kids to say it.

But, um, Stephen, if you
had a choice between, you know,

you had to go to, I don't know,
either the Arctic or the Sahara?

-Um, the cold one. But, uh…
-Okay. Why's that?

Just not interested in the Sahara Desert.

Chunkz, without thinking,
what's your favourite cold thing?

Ice cream.

Fosh, without thinking,
favourite hot thing?

-Um…
-Don't say me.

-"Hot in Here" by Nelly.
-That's a good choice.

[chuckles]

So, guys, I'm going to say
the doors are unlocked, okay?

And you move on the sound,
not before the sound.

-Are you ready, final three?
-Yes, sir.

Unlock the doors.

[metallic clunk]

[Romesh] So, the decisions are locked in.

Things are gonna be hotting up
for Max Fosh and Chunkz.

Whereas Stephen
is gonna be playing it cool.

Welcome to your next sudden-death
"Would you rather?" challenge.

Put very simply,
this is an eating challenge.

Fosh and Chunkz,
in front of you is a spicy cocktail,

a shot of hot sauce,
and a fiery Scotch bonnet curry.

-The ring sting is gonna be monumental.
-Yeah.

Stephen, you'll be necking
a sub-zero slushy,

a gigantic ice-cold ice lolly,
and an icy shot to chase it all down.

All you have to do is finish it
as quickly as you possibly can.

If you tap out, you're out.
If you finish eating last, you're out.

Oh, and to make it
slightly more enjoyable,

Stephen, you're gonna be
in a very cold ice bath,

Chunkz and Fosh,
you're gonna be in a very hot bath.

[tense music plays]

I don't know why I am so nervous.

Final three, it's gone
from me enjoying myself

to now me thinking, "Can I do it?"

I'm in it to win it.

[Elz] Who we backing?

-[Chloe] I know Chunkz is game.
-He's just gonna smash it, you know.

-I'm nervous for my next 24 hours.
-Well, I hope you enjoy.

Okay, three, two, one, go!

-Oh, Nelly!
-[Romesh] Get straight in.

-[Balegde] Oh, my God.
-Oh, Stephen.

Obviously, initially,
Stephen's gone straight for the drink.

[gulping]

The water is absolutely freezing,

but I really wanna win,
and take Team This to victory.

That is delicious.

-Stephen's pretending he's enjoying it.
-[crunching]

-Stephen's having a great time.
-The way he powers through is crazy.

[gulping]

Come on, Chunkz, you can do this.

He's gonna… Jesus.

[Romesh] Max Fosh,
who has already finished the drinks…

[coughs]

[chuckles] …is now tucking into
his Scotch bonnet curry.

I think my meal consists of chilli,

hotter chilli, really hot chilli.

I'm eating the sun!

[Romesh] Chunkz has moved on to his curry.

[Balegde] Oh, my days.

-Thank God, he's married, jeez.
-[laughs]

[Balegde] Oh, he would not be able
to find someone after this.

Stomach has going… [imitates rumbling]

Genuinely, I can see my stomach looking
up at me like this, "What you doing?"

[Elz] Is Chunkz okay?

[groans] Whatever's in Chunkz's belly
is gonna come back up.

-Yeah. He's gonna throw up.
-It's gonna come back up.

Oh, my God.

It's so cold.

Stephen is struggling a little bit.

Oh, sweet Christ.

-[Balegde] Oh, my God.
-Go on, Stephen.

Stephen's how's your head
in terms of brain freeze?

-It's there. Not much to freeze.
-[Romesh] It's there?

[Stephen] My whole cranium is numb.

[groans]

Good then, when that happens though is,
you might as well just keep going.

Mmm.

-Oh, sweet Christ.
-[Fosh breathing heavily]

[Romesh] Max has been eating it
too quickly to even register the heat.

It's a smart strategy.

[burps, pants]

[Fosh] I just need to beat one of them.

That's the only thing that's between me
and winning this competition.

He's doing so well.

Come on, Max.

I've gone feral. [sniffles]

This is so hot.

What even is this? Oh, my Christ.

That, Stephen,
is the equivalent of four Calippos.

[clears throat] Oh, good. Good.

Mmm.

This is… This is lovely.

It's like a kebab in Iceland.

-Oh, my God. [chuckles]
-He's eating it like corn.

-He's a barbarian.
-Man said… [munches]

That is unbelievable, Stephen.

-It's delicious, it really is.
-[Fosh groans]

Are you experiencing
any sensitivity at all?

I'm so sensitive.

-I don't mean emotionally. Your teeth.
-Oh. It's on them.

How's Chunkz doing?

Ah, he's struggling.

My stomach's just not accepting it.

I think Chunkz might be
psyching me out here.

He's done this before,
and he'll do it again.

I'm not listening to a word he's saying.

[Romesh] Fosh, just the hot shot to go.

[grunts] I'm nearly done.

[sniffles, pants]

Do you want me to top this up, or…

-Do we want you to top it up?
-I spilled a little bit of it.

-[Romesh] Oh, okay.
-I can… Spillage is lickage.

[Romesh stammers] Oh, my God.

Max just licked the table.

-[groans]
-[Balegde] Oh, my God.

[Romesh] Max Fosh
really wants this competition

more than I ever thought
I'd see anybody want it.

[exhales]

[pants] Finished.

Max Fosh,
you are through, congratulations.

-Yes, yes!
-Who's finished? Is Max finished?

-Number one, Max in first place.
-Oh, my God. Yes, Max.

-Come and join me over here, Fosh.
-[coughs]

I don't think you want that, Rom. [grunts]

[Romesh] There's only one place left now.

Chunkz, you okay?

Not really.

What's going on?

Chunkz? You okay?

Yeah.

I'm struggling. I'm about to vomit,
and nothing's just staying down anymore.

Think I'm gonna vomit.

Come on Chunkz,
it's not over yet. It's not over.

I'm cooked, guys.

-[Balegde] Oh, my God.
-Chunkz is finished.

I don't think he can do it anymore.
I think the spice is too much.

[Romesh] Are you officially tapping out?

I'm tapping out.

-Oh.
-No!

[all groan]

[smacks lips]

I'm gone.

Chunkz is out. Stephen,
you are through to the final.

Congratulations.

-[applause]
-Thank you.

[groans]

Listen. I've really enjoyed myself here.

I am not here to murder myself.

Whatever I endured is too hot.

That should be illegal.

-Chunkz tapped out.
-Well done, Chunkz.

-No, Chunkz.
-[Kenny] Top three, though.

-Yeah.
-Hey, I'm proud of my boy. Top three.

-Can I dunk my head in your bath?
-Yes, please.

[chuckles] Hey.

-[water bubbling]
-Medic, Max Fosh may have pink eye soon.

It's great to be in the final two.

Unfortunately, it's against Max Fosh.

However, there's a little bit
of me that goes,

"Hey, Stephen, you…
you might just win this".

I'm starting to believe.

I believe in Steve.

We have our final two, congratulations.

Congratulations. Well done to both of you.

Before I talk to you, Chunkz,
that was difficult, wasn't it?

Horrific, but I gave it my best,
and I'm happy these two are here, man.

Well, you've done very, very well.

Do you have anything to say
to our final two, Stephen and Max?

Yeah, obviously he is in my team,
so I definitely want him to win,

'cause he represents us,
but good luck to you too, man.

Thank you, Chunkz.

Okay, please, give it up for Chunkz.
Our third place. Well done, Chunkz.

Good luck, my man. Good luck.

-Extra good luck.
-[laughs]

Surprisingly, I'm not upset with myself.

I'm very proud. Third.

-Well done, mate.
-Aw. I'm wet.

-Oh, God.
-Hopefully that didn't…

-I didn't ruin you.
-Great, thanks.

-Take care, Chunkz.
-Thank you.

I'd get a bronze medal
if it comes to the Olympics.

So, where's my bronze medal then?

-[laughs]
-[gasps]

[chuckling]

Sorry, Team This.

You smashed it, bro.

Please don't vomit on me.

You did incredible,
that was so impressive.

Okay, we have our final two.

It's Team This versus Team That.

Fosh, you were expecting this
the whole time, right?

I… I didn't realise
I wanted it that badly.

Yeah, I mean, look, if I was
to describe your techniques there,

uh, Stephen, I'd say admirable.

-Thank you.
-Fosh, I'd say revolting.

-[stammers] It was horrific.
-It was disgusting.

I was shovelling Scotch bonnet curry into
my gob like it was going out of fashion.

Mmm. Okay.

It is time for your last decision.

It's all come down to this.

-[gasps]
-So, think very, very carefully.

My question to you is this,
would you rather

pull the door…

[gasps]

…or push the door?

-You're so cheeky, Romesh.
-That is cheeky.

-[Romesh] Thank you.
-That is cheeky.

[Romesh] Of course, you have no idea
what's waiting for you.

How scared are you
of what's on the other side of this door?

I'm freaking out.

Yeah, I'm a bit… I don't like it.

Anything could be behind these doors.

For one last time, Romesh,
let's have a look.

Are you ready, boys?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Good luck to you.
-Thank you.

Three, two, one…

unlock the doors.

[metallic clunk]

[cheering]

As I go through the door,
there are several familiar faces.

And a woman named Ayamé.

-[cheers]
-Well done, guys.

-[Balegde] Oh, my God.
-Bring it in, Fosh.

And now, you've just come through
the doors, Stephen, you chose push.

Yes.

Max?

I wanted to choose push, but, you know,
Stephen was a fleet of foot.

Uh, what do you think it means?

Nothing.

-Is correct, it does mean nothing.
-[laughs]

It does mean absolutely nothing,
we just needed to come through the doors,

and I thought we'd give it
a little bit of sass.

You're so cheeky, Romesh.

-I am so cheeky.
-That is japes.

Players, your final two
have decided and they have survived.

[spectator] Yay.

You've decided on all sorts of things,

from whether you should be slippy

or whether you'd like
to have a pair of fly limbs.

-All of life's important decisions.
-[chuckles]

-But you have another one.
-[Nella] Yeah.

-[suspenseful music plays]
-The question I'm asking you

is for your champion
of Would You Rather: Decide to Survive,

-would you rather Stephen Tries…
-[gasps]

…or Max Fosh?

-We have to decide?
-That's brutal.

[Romesh] You have to have
a unanimous decision.

Feel free to discuss.

-So, guys, think about it.
-[Becky] I can't choose, sorry.

-I personally think Stephen.
-[dramatic music plays]

In general, Stephen has won
from start to finish.

[chattering]

[Elz] I back my teammate.
I back my teammate.

-They can hear us.
-[music fades]

-Oh, shit.
-Yeah.

-[laughs]
-[group chattering]

Just be quieter.

-Can you put your fingers in your ears?
-[laughter]

Put your fingers in your ears.
There you go.

[dramatic music plays]

I would love to, uh,
be the first ever winner

of Would You Rather: Decide to Survive.

And possibly the last,
given what they've put us through.

This entire show has been
about the decisions that I have made,

but it's rather poetic
that the winner should be decided

by a decision that I don't make.

Stephen has never been in the bottom two.

-[Balegde] But that's down to a decision.
-'Cause of your decision.

Of course, Team This, we're gonna
back our boy Stephen until the death,

and vice versa, it makes
complete sense that Team That

are saying that Max Fosh needs to win.

So, this is a tricky decision.

Wait, wait, wait.

I think we need to put teams aside
for a second. We're all independent.

Put one finger in for Max.

Think about the competition in general.

Okay, guys.

[music intensifies]

We need a final decision, can we get
all of your hands on to the lever please.

-Safely.
-Oh, my God. There's a wasp.

-Guys, get in.
-Get in, girls.

Hello.

[Romesh] Okay, teams, it's time to decide

for your Would You Rather:
Decide to Survive champion,

would you rather Stephen or Max?

[group] Ooh.

-[shouts]
-Max!

[cheering]

[chuckles]

-[cheering continues]
-Well done, Max!

Clock it! Clock it!

I did it. Whoo-hoo!

I won.

I can't believe it. I'm so glad
that I just was here for the entire time.

-Well done, Stephen!
-Fuck off, all of you!

I knew they didn't like me.

I think it's 'cause I'm a pescatarian,
they thought I was snobbish,

which is crazy up against Max Fosh.

Uh, but I just wanna make it clear,
I'm not bothered.

[applause]

-Well done, king.
-Max, how you feeling?

Yeah, weirdly, so happy.

[laughs]

I didn't know I wanted it this much.

But when you're willing to, you know,
lick Scotch bonnet off of a wooden plate…

[Romesh] Yeah.

…um, in front of, you know,
lots and lots of cameras,

then, you know, I was just very,
very happy to have won.

It was horrible to watch that, it's
one of the worst things I've ever seen.

-[Fosh] Imagine doing it.
-But it led you here.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you very much.

Um, we do have one
"Would you rather?" decision left.

-Right.
-[emotional music plays]

Uh, my question to you is this,
would you rather…

I'm gonna try and, um…

Praying Sheila's underneath
that lovely little sheet there.

Would you mind taking this sheet off?

-There we go. Thank you.
-Wow!

-[applause]
-Would you rather

have this massive trophy,
or would you rather…

-[music fades]
-…have this tiny one?

-[group] Aw.
-[Romesh] What do you think?

[Fosh] I think that's gonna be
a nightmare to get home.

So, I'd love the tiny trophy, please.

[cheers]

-Max, please…
-[applause]

…could you take the opportunity

-to raise the trophy.
-[cheers]

-Can I go and…
-Go, go, of course.

Max Fosh, your Would You Rather:
Decide to Survive champion!

-[cheering]
-[upbeat music plays]

[chattering, laughing]

[Fosh] They put me up
for the decider on day one

because they said I was a threat.

Well, I guess they were right.

-[cheering]
-[applause]

Max won!

I'm so happy a member of my team won,

because that means the queen
played her cards right.

Clock it.

Max Fosh, you are amazing, brother.

[cheering]

[Stephen] Would You Rather
is a game like no other.

Everything you do

is bonkers.

Honestly, give that a ten out of ten,
and I'm gonna miss everyone.

[cheering continues]

This here, the best group of people,
I can't stress enough, I love them.

[Fosh] I've had the best time.

I've laughed, I've cried,

I've flirted with an 87-year-old woman.

Nothing more to say.