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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,760 [Romesh] We've all played "Would you rather?" hypothetically, 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,960 {\an8}but for the very first time, we are playing it for real. 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,840 Yes, that's right. We are making the hypothetical… 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,360 thetical. 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,560 {\an8}Would you rather be invisible or fly? 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,000 {\an8}-What? -[laughs] 7 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,440 {\an8}[Romesh] Sticky or slippy? 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,800 {\an8}-[laughter] -[Romesh] Talons or hooves? 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,320 -[squeals] -Yes, yes, yes! 10 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,960 No one loves a game of "Would you rather?" more than the Internet. 11 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,520 Oh, God, help us all. 12 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,840 So I've picked ten online stars to play this twisted game. 13 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,960 Only this time, there'll be consequences. 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,400 Are you happy, Romesh? Look at what you've done. 15 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,280 [laughing] 16 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,680 We've all been getting on, let's not ruin it now. All right? 17 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,280 -[laughs] -I'm actually gonna wee myself. 18 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,720 {\an8}What is this? 19 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,800 In this show, "Would you rather?" questions determine everything, 20 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,080 from how they live… 21 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,320 Two-hander. 22 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,000 -You know you're being filmed, yeah? -[laughing] 23 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,440 …to the challenges they face… 24 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,800 Thank you, guys. 25 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,280 -Loser! -[cheers] 26 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,040 -Karma, karma. -Have some mercy. 27 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,320 -…and who gets eliminated. -[gasps] 28 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,080 Do me a favour. Don't put that in the edit. 29 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,240 -[laughs] -Start the game bro. 30 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,000 I hate everything happening right now. 31 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,440 [screaming] Oh, my God! 32 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,920 -How you doing? -Shut up! 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,320 Lock it. 34 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,720 In the end, only one player will be crowned champion. 35 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,000 [screams] 36 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,680 They thought these were just meaningless decisions, 37 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:29,000 but in this show, they've got to decide to survive. 38 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,080 {\an8}I mean, yeah, they're not really actually gonna die. 39 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,440 {\an8}I asked, but it's not allowed. 40 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,960 {\an8}You get the idea though. 41 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,640 [theme music plays] 42 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,680 -[birds chirping] -[insects buzzing] 43 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,400 What the hell is going on? 44 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,440 [Romesh] Ten social media stars are heading to meet me… 45 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,120 [groans] God, is this one of the challenges? 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,440 …to play "Would you rather?" like they've never played it before. 47 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,920 Are there bears here? 48 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,480 I'll be putting them into two teams: "This" and "That." 49 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,400 And to help me do that, 50 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,200 I'll be assessing them through the medium of "Would you rather?" dilemmas. 51 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,400 {\an8}-Hello. -Hello, Chunkz. 52 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,280 Please take a seat. 53 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,840 -Hello, Chloe. -Hello, Romesh. 54 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,840 -King Kenny. -Hello, Romesh. 55 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,360 Oh, fair enough. Got me. One-nil, man. 56 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,120 [Romesh] Welcome to Would You Rather: Decide to Survive. 57 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,840 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, 58 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,400 and whatever answers you give me are gonna determine which team you are on. 59 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,520 Yeah. 60 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,760 Would you rather have a soft biscuit, or a piece of hard cake? 61 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,000 Soft biscuit. Oh, thank you so much. 62 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,000 {\an8}What's the worst possible way it could have been softened? 63 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,600 {\an8}Between someone's bum. 64 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,520 -It's not that. -Oh! 65 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,360 -It was two people. -No. [laughs] 66 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,560 [chuckles] 67 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,600 {\an8}Would you rather show me your most recent Internet search, 68 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,440 or show me your most recent photo? 69 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,720 Internet search. 70 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,280 [laughs] 71 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,760 -[Romesh] Oh, my God. -It's you. [chuckles] 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,280 Would you rather eat a man-sized bean, or a bean-sized man? 73 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,920 {\an8}Bean-sized man. 74 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,280 {\an8}Oh. [clicks tongue] 75 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,600 {\an8}Uh, bean-sized man, please. 76 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,320 Eat a man-sized… 77 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,720 Bean, or a bean-sized man. 78 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,480 {\an8}-Eat a man-sized… -Bean, or a bean-sized man. 79 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,160 -Bean? -Sized man. 80 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,800 No. Oh, wait. 81 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,000 A bean-sized man? 82 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,560 Yes. I've said it five times. 83 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,680 [chuckles] 84 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,240 {\an8}Would you rather always travel everywhere on a horse, or make horses extinct? 85 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,720 {\an8}Make horses extinct. 86 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,640 -Every horse is gone? -Take care, mate. 87 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,840 [chuckles] 88 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,960 {\an8}I love horses. They're war heroes. 89 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,080 Which war in particular do you think horses really made a difference? 90 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,640 World War… 91 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,120 World War? 92 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,040 -The world wars. -The world wars? 93 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,760 [clicking] 94 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,440 Always tell the truth or never tell the truth? 95 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,000 -Always tell the truth. -How strongly do you feel about lying? 96 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,200 White lies is fine. 97 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,120 So for example, I like your outfit. 98 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,240 When's the last time you told a lie? 99 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,240 -Uh, now. -That was funny. 100 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,920 Thank you. You didn't laugh though. 101 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,920 'Cause that's the last time I told a lie. 102 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,520 Chloe, as a result of your answers, you are in Team That. 103 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,960 -Whoo. -Thank you. 104 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,720 -That? -That, yeah. 105 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,560 Go and say hello to your teammates. 106 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,880 Chunkz, you're in Team This. Thank you very much. 107 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,520 Have I been your favourite one so far? 108 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,360 You're definitely my favourite called "Chunkz". 109 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,440 Piss off. 110 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,400 "This way. That way". 111 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,200 What's going on then? Is anyone here? 112 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,360 Hello? 113 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,720 -Hello! -Chunkz, is that you? 114 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,800 -Yeah, it's me. -Ah. How are you? 115 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,640 -You okay, yeah? Good. -Yeah, good. 116 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,440 -Look how nice is this. -This is nice, I can't lie. 117 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,400 -[Chloe] This is stunning. -Proper, innit? 118 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,720 -What team you in? -That. 119 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,640 -You obviously… No! -This. 120 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,200 -Yeah. -[gasps] Fine. 121 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,440 {\an8}[Western music plays] 122 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,320 {\an8}[Romesh] Would you rather have a toothbrush, but no toothpaste 123 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,200 or toothpaste, but no toothbrush? 124 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,280 So, we say "tuth-brush". 125 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,200 Would you rather have a "tuth-brush", but no "tuth-paste"… 126 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,800 -[chortles] -…or "tuth-paste" but no "tuth-brush"? 127 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,760 I want the "tuth-paste", please. 128 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,520 -No "tuth-brush"? -That's no "tuth-brush". 129 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,680 I'll use my… 130 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,840 -"Funger". -My f… [laughs] 131 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,600 Be bald all over, or be completely covered in hair like a spaniel? 132 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,240 {\an8}I've recently done laser hair removal. 133 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,400 -Where? -Uh, full body. 134 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,800 No, I mean, which clinic? 135 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,240 [chuckles] 136 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,320 Would you rather go to the loo outdoors with real toilet paper, 137 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,480 or use an indoor loo, but have to wipe yourself with leaves? 138 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,240 Outside with real toilet paper, please. 139 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,080 Probably shouldn't be sharing this on television, 140 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,960 but I'm a stand-up-and-wipe kinda guy. 141 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,040 Give me a cheer if you stand up and wipe. 142 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,640 "Give me a cheer if you stand up to wipe"? 143 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,040 That's when you know somebody's struggling at a gig. 144 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,120 [chuckles] 145 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,760 Would you rather pick someone else's nose, or have someone pick yours? 146 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:14,040 {\an8}Let me pick someone's nose. Let me up there. 147 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,520 {\an8}I would actually pick a nose. And I wouldn't mind it. 148 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,880 I'll have someone pick mine. 149 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,520 Have you picked your nose today? 150 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,160 {\an8}Yeah. Did it on the train. 151 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,920 {\an8}What, sort of, gave you the inclination to pick your nose? 152 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,480 {\an8}They put me in first class. I thought I could do what I want. 153 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,640 Okay. 154 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,400 Would you rather have a mattress with no duvet, 155 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,920 or a duvet with no mattress? 156 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,640 {\an8}This isn't jail, okay? We're not in the army. 157 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,960 {\an8}So give me the mattress. Thank you. 158 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,280 I can tell you that as a result of your answers, you're in Team That. 159 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,840 Please make you way out. 160 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,560 Good chat. 161 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,360 [gasps] 162 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,520 -Ahoy-hoy! -Ahoy, sailor. 163 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,240 -[Chunkz chuckles] -Bang. [chuckles] 164 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:09,360 Sort of made my name in YouTube sketches, so I'll be making jokes. 165 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,800 I imagine if that doesn't go well, I'll be making coffees. 166 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:18,440 Slowly, I'm just gonna get demoted until I'm just making my way home. 167 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,560 This or That? 168 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,800 Uh, it's This. 169 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,880 [Chloe] No! 170 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,000 -Yeah! My boy. -[chuckles] 171 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,400 -Did someone order posh spice? -[laughs] 172 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,400 We need to know, what team are you on? 173 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,000 -I'm on That. -[Chloe] Yes! 174 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,600 -Me too. -Are you on That as well? 175 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,080 Amazing. Yes, great. 176 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,560 -[babbles] One of them. -Yeah, bye. 177 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,840 -Oh, we've got… Oh, hello! -Nella Rose! 178 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Ah. Nella! 179 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:47,120 I've made so many bad decisions, and I'm here for redemption, I guess. 180 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,400 -[chuckles] Of course we'd be doing this. -Hello. 181 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,960 I know. How you doing? 182 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,920 [Chloe] I am praying she's on my team. 183 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,760 {\an8}That's all I need. Everyone just needs a bit of Nella Rose. 184 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,840 -[Chunkz] Nella. What team are you in? -Hmm? 185 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:58,920 Oh, That. 186 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,520 -[cheering] -Yeah. Yeah. 187 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,480 [upbeat music plays] 188 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,040 -[Chloe] Becky! -Bambino. 189 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,080 [chuckles] How are we, sweet darling? Good to see you. 190 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,200 -[Nella] Balegde! -[screams] 191 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,760 [Fosh] Can you make my day and tell me you're on Team That? 192 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,920 [Becky] Hmm. 193 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 -This. -[cheering] 194 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,080 -That was a big loss. -It's a big loss. 195 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,480 -I'm on Team That. -[cheering] 196 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,560 Yeah! [chuckles] 197 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,600 You're stamina, I'm distracting. 198 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,640 -Okay, what am I bringing? -Fun. 199 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,200 -[chuckles] -[scoffs] 200 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,520 Kenny! My buddy! 201 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,040 This or That? Ken, wait. 202 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,840 -I'm in This. -[cheering] 203 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,600 {\an8}Kenny. That's my brother, and I'm very happy he is on my team. 204 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,440 Come on! 205 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,120 -[Kenny] Who's that? -I know those legs. 206 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,280 That's Elz the Witch, mate. 207 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,520 -Hi. -You're in team… 208 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,600 -This. [cheers] -[cheering] 209 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,160 -You go to the gym, innit? -I do. 210 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,240 [squeals] 211 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,080 Oh, hey! 212 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,120 Which team would you like to be on out of the two of these? 213 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,320 -Well, like, my babies are over there. -Oh. 214 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,640 -Which team are you? -That. 215 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,360 -[cheering] -[Chloe screams] 216 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,520 -[laughs] -[Nella] My sister! 217 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,120 We're gonna eat your ass! 218 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,560 -We're gonna eat your ass! -Oh. 219 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,360 [munches] Yeah! 220 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,280 No one's eating no asses. 221 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,360 [Kenny] Bro. 222 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,600 [Romesh] My assessment is complete. 223 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,800 Hoping to make the least worst decisions for Team This 224 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,000 are Chunkz, Bambino Becky, King Kenny, 225 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,360 Stephen Tries, and Elz the Witch. 226 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,840 And for Team That, 227 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,680 Chloe Burrows, Max Balegde, Ayamé, 228 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,640 Max Fosh, and Nella Rose. 229 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,040 Come on. 230 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,600 {\an8}Come on! This is what it's about. 231 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,840 [cheering] 232 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,720 I'm very happy to be in this team, I really love everybody in it. 233 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,520 We've got P and P, pace and power. 234 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,760 And my best friend. 235 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,760 -Brains. Strength. -[Elz] Yes. 236 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,120 -Yes. -[chuckles] 237 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,680 [Fosh] I think our team is strong, our team's connected, 238 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,040 {\an8}and we're just stuffed full of oestrogen. 239 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,080 [cheers] 240 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,280 [Romesh] Each team will be staying together in their own cabin. 241 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,200 -Right, shall we have a look, guys? -'Course we'll have a look. 242 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120 And they're about to find out… 243 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,720 Oh, here it goes. 244 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,480 -…that some of my questions… -[clamouring] 245 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,800 We've gotta go under. 246 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,960 …were more important than others. 247 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,360 -[Elz] We've gotta go over, they go under. -Oh, it's lovely! 248 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,560 [exclaims] Okay, we're fine. 249 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,120 [Elz] Don't mean to alarm anyone, but there's no mattresses. 250 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,680 [Kenny] This is gonna be extremely uncomfortable. 251 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,440 That is horrific. 252 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,680 Oh, my God, we've got no duvets! There's no duvets. 253 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,320 [exclaims] 254 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,280 Yeah, but that means they have duvets and no mattresses. 255 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,640 Oh, lube. Finally, the thing on my rider has arrived. 256 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,280 -[laughs] -Yeah, it's toothpaste. 257 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,120 -Oh, look! -Oh, wait. 258 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,800 We won't have a toothbrush. 259 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,640 -Oh, no… -Wait, is that what you did? 260 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,680 -I said finger! -[shouting] 261 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,440 Guys, I've done the finger before, and it's not that bad. 262 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,520 I beg your pardon. [Fosh chuckles] 263 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,680 {\an8}I'm slowly starting to realise that the chat with Romesh 264 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,120 {\an8}wasn't just a fun little get-together, 265 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,480 {\an8}and it's gonna actually have real-life consequences. 266 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,800 This is a bit much. 267 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,200 El! [groans] 268 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,960 -I… [grunts] -Do you have toothpaste? 269 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,520 -[Nella] I need assistance. -You've got that. 270 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,560 Why are you laughing? You have no mattress! 271 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,760 What about you? You're gonna be like this. [scats] 272 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,800 -Gonna be a white mess. -God, help us all. 273 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,400 Of course, it's gonna get even tougher than that for them. 274 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,280 I'm an unhappy man, and I'll be honest, misery loves company. 275 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,560 Let's reveal the first "Would you rather?" team challenge. 276 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,040 -[air horn blasts] -[shouting] 277 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,920 [clamouring] 278 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,360 Hello! 279 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,600 -Oh! -[chuckles] 280 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,120 I don't like that. 281 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,800 I'm come… Ow, ow. 282 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,360 One more time for the heels. 283 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,200 -Hi, king. -Great to see you. 284 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,080 I don't like this actually. I wanna say that we were here first. 285 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 -[Romesh] Yeah, that means nothing. -Oh. 286 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,600 [Romesh] So, guys, welcome. 287 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,320 Uh, Max, do I call you Fosh and Balegde? 288 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,760 -Yes! -That sounds like a law firm. 289 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,000 -[laughter] -What's the pronunciation, Balegde? 290 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,400 That is so unbelievably spot on. 291 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,080 Okay, so obviously the game is "Would you rather?" 292 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,800 -[Kenny] Yes. -Is it? [chuckles] 293 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,960 -Becky, can I be honest with you? -[chuckling] 294 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,240 My job is to explain the show. If you're gonna take the piss at every juncture… 295 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,400 Oh! 296 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,760 That's a… That is a black mark against you. 297 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,400 -I'm joking, I don't really care. -[groans] Crumbs. 298 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,040 Now, you're gonna be competing as teams every day in supersized challenges, 299 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,000 based on "Would you rather?" dilemmas, 300 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,320 and players from the losing team will face elimination. 301 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,560 [gasps, groans] 302 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,040 One by one, you'll be eliminated until we're left with our winner, 303 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,520 the Would You Rather: Decide to Survive champion. 304 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,440 -What do they win? -What do you win? 305 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,120 Some sort of shred of dignity. 306 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,000 That's all that's on offer. 307 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:52,480 Are you ready for your first team "Would you rather?" decision? 308 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,240 -[contestants] Yes. -I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 309 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,000 -Help us. -I'm gonna throw up. 310 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,760 [Romesh] So your first question is, 311 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,120 would you rather always be… 312 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,360 {\an8}-sticky… -[groans] Wait, here we go. 313 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,600 {\an8}…or always be slippy? 314 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,120 -[chattering] -Slippy, slippy, slippy. 315 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,120 Stephen, first thoughts on sticky or slippy? How you feeling? 316 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,560 As a lonely teenage boy, sticky feels good to me. 317 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,080 Does it feel like something you've been more trained for? 318 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,320 -Yeah. -[Romesh] Yeah? 319 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,280 Yeah, in a way. And my mom will have egg on her face now. 320 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,120 -Um… -Is that what they're calling it? 321 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,200 It's not combined, there's two different things. 322 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,480 There's a lot to unpack there. 323 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,120 You're saying you got yourself sticky, and then your mum had egg on her face? 324 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,840 Um, I'd like to retract everything I've said, please. 325 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,200 -[chuckles] -Cut the cameras. 326 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,240 -What is happening? -[laughter] 327 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,040 Fosh, without thinking, what is your favourite slippy thing? 328 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,400 -[stammers] Okay. -[laughs] 329 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,840 Um, a dolphin. 330 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,960 There you go. 331 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,400 -But to be fair, I would go for sticky. -[Romesh] Right. 332 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,920 It's called sticky toffee pudding, not slippy toffee pudding. 333 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,800 -That's a good point. -Yes. 334 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,280 Are you hinging everything on that this is a toffee-pudding-based challenge? 335 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,520 Absolutely. [chuckles] 336 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,240 Chunkz, what is the thing that you would least like to be stuck to? 337 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,640 Uh, Team That. 338 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,200 -[all] Oh! -Say it to my face. 339 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,960 -A little bit of game chat. Good. -Yeah, yeah. [chuckles] 340 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,840 -Okay. When I push this button… -[clanks] 341 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,280 …the lever is active. 342 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,760 Whoever gets the lever first gets the choice of whether to be sticky or slippy. 343 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,720 And then the other team, whoever that may be, 344 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,920 are left with the remaining choice. 345 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,880 -Does that make sense? -[contestants] Yes. 346 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,080 Okay, guys, it's time to go over by your cabins and discuss. 347 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,560 -Good luck. I've got faith in most of you. -Thank you. 348 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,120 [chattering] 349 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,040 If it was just one of us, I'd rather go sticky. 350 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,360 I think it's a group challenge, I'll be honest. 351 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,160 But the thing is… [stammers] …the logic behind sticky makes sense. 352 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,160 I've just heard Nella say, "The logic behind sticky makes sense". 353 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,000 What does that even mean? [chuckles] 354 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,000 I think that this is going to be a challenge of going up… 355 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,960 -[Ayamé] Or down. -…something. 356 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,800 But what if it's, like, catching things? 357 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,200 -[Balegde] That's what we… -[gasps] 358 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,400 Oh, my God, guys, it could be so many things. 359 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:06,000 Team That look like they're discussing which choice they're gonna go for. 360 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,000 Team This look like it's their first evening in Faliraki. 361 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,200 [laughter] 362 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,280 [clears throat] 363 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,960 [Nella] Ayamé. 364 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,480 You keep looking there. You keep looking there, Ayamé. 365 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,800 Ayamé, please just be ready. Please just be ready. 366 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,840 Kenny, pree it, don't look at us, don't look at us. Just pree that. 367 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,080 {\an8}I'm a YouTuber in Beta Squad and an undefeated boxer. 368 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,120 {\an8}Genuinely, I need to win, 369 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,600 {\an8}because on Beta Squad, I've lost so many challenges 370 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,400 {\an8}that this is gonna be my redemption. 371 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,120 -[clanks] -[screaming] 372 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,600 -Kenny, you are the winner… -[cheering] 373 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680 -[applause] -Come on! 374 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,800 -…and your team gets to choose. -[shouts] 375 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,120 -Congratulations on getting here first. -Thank you. 376 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,360 My question to you is… 377 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,200 -I don't think he needs that. -[chuckles] 378 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,040 My question to you is, would you rather be sticky or slippy? 379 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,000 We would rather be… 380 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,400 -sticky. -[Chloe] No! 381 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,120 -[Romesh] Oh. Okay. -[Balegde groans] 382 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,000 I was gonna give you my mattress. 383 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,800 [laughter] 384 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,120 [Romesh] Okay. Well, look, teams, 385 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,320 I am going to be getting slippy and sticky with you a bit later on. 386 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,760 -[cheers] -[Romesh] No, no, no. 387 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,120 I didn't mean it like that. 388 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,920 In the context of the game. I'm not talking about Stephen's mum. 389 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,400 [contestants shouting] 390 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,160 Your mum. Your poor mum. 391 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,720 Okay, guys. Off you go. I will see you at the challenge. 392 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,360 -Good luck. -Whoo! 393 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,920 Really looking forward to this. 394 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,120 Well done. We did it. 395 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,040 [Chloe] Team That is really lacking, like, some biceps. 396 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,920 We don't have a lot of manpower. 397 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,880 {\an8}We've got some man, very lacking on the power. 398 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,400 [Chunkz] This outfit is horrific. I am so hot under here. 399 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:05,800 Thighs rubbing together, chafing all over the place. It's a mess. 400 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,440 What is that? 401 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,080 Oh, my God. It's huge. 402 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,240 -This is stupid. -Look at that last one. 403 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,080 Are they buckets of lube? 404 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,640 Welcome to your first team challenge, sticky or slippy. 405 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,440 So, how it's gonna work is this. 406 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,480 Team This, you chose sticky, and you're already in sticky suits, 407 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,360 so you're going to be commando crawling up the sticky side of the course. 408 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,000 Team That, you had to go slippy by default. 409 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,080 Yes! 410 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,080 That's some words I never thought I'd say out loud. 411 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,120 So you are gonna be crawling up the slippy side of the course. 412 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,240 You are each gonna complete this course individually. 413 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,400 Once you've all done that, you are gonna complete the final leg as a team. 414 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,520 The first team to make it to the top and raise the flag wins, 415 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,600 and you remain in the game. 416 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:09,200 You also then have the power to choose two members of the other team 417 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,560 to be up for elimination. 418 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,720 Wow. 419 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,600 Okay, Team That, Team This, I'm gonna see you at the finish line. Good luck. 420 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,840 -[contestants] Thank you. -See you there. 421 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,160 [Fosh] It's very important that we win this challenge 422 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,280 because I've unpacked. 423 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,280 {\an8}I've put all my clothes in my little cupboard underneath my bed. 424 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,720 {\an8}I've gotta have at least one night slept in it. 425 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,240 Team This and Team That, can you hear me? 426 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,600 [contestants] Yes. 427 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,720 [Elz] This challenge is interesting 428 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:38,680 {\an8}because my favourite kind of content is to humiliate myself by trying new sports, 429 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,480 {\an8}so I'm just like, "Get me out there. Let's go". 430 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,560 You are gonna go on my signal. Are you ready? 431 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,040 [contestants] Yes! 432 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,400 Three, two, one. 433 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,160 -[blasts] -[contestants clamouring] 434 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,920 [Romesh] Okay, up first is Elz and Max. Fosh that is, not Balegde. 435 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 [indistinct shouting] 436 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,200 Remember, you have to commando crawl. 437 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,840 You'll be disqualified if you don't commando crawl. 438 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,360 Oh, my God. He's falling. 439 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,080 [shouting continues] 440 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,600 [Elz groans] 441 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,440 This is so hard. [grunts] 442 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,000 -Go on, girl! -[Nella shouts] 443 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,520 I'm flying through. This is what I was born to do. 444 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,560 -[Elz grunts] -Oh, that was a fall! 445 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,200 Team This is struggling. Having a terrible time. 446 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,760 [Chunkz] Keep it going, Elz! 447 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,520 -[grunting] -Team That, it's like we're on a stag do. 448 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,440 Come on! Come on! 449 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,680 Come on! 450 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,360 [Romesh] Oh, Elz is in a bit of trouble. She's still on the second hill. 451 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,120 [groans] I just can't move. 452 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,360 [Chloe] Whoo! Go! 453 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,840 Come on, Max. Come on, Max! 454 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,520 Slippy are absolutely smashing this. 455 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,360 [Chloe] You're doing it. 456 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,280 Come on, Max! 457 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,120 I'm coming. 458 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,600 I'm almost feeling cocky. We can call off the competition now. This is great. 459 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,680 -[Ayamé] Come on, big boy! -[contestants cheering] 460 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,720 -[Romesh laughs] -[indistinct shouting] 461 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,720 -[Balegde] No, no! -[Fosh] No! 462 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440 [squelches] 463 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,880 -[shouts] -No way! 464 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,680 [laughs] 465 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,160 [Chunkz] Come on, Elz! Come on, Elz! 466 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,400 Come on! 467 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,160 Sticky have caught up. This is incredible. 468 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,920 No! 469 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,120 [laughs] He's gone again. 470 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,160 -[clamouring] -Loser! 471 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,520 Loser! 472 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,640 -I can't move. -[contestants chanting] Elz! 473 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,120 [screaming] 474 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,160 {\an8}[laughs] Yes, Elz, you're first. 475 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,840 {\an8}-[Elz] Am I done? -Yes, you're done. 476 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,600 {\an8}That was crazy. It's so hard. 477 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,120 -[air horn blasts] -[Romesh] Okay, next up is Stephen. 478 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,320 [Stephen] I run, I leap, I land. 479 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,840 I stay. 480 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,080 No! 481 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,600 I stay. I've made a massive error. 482 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,240 {\an8}I'm stuck there on the floor, like a-a dead moth. 483 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,080 [squeals] 484 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,920 [panting] 485 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,640 [contestants shouting] 486 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,240 What's going on with Max? 487 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,000 Um… Can I just say, it's actually not possible for us to get to the top here. 488 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,160 It's been stress tested, Max. 489 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,280 I can't… I literally can't get up here. 490 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,920 Yeah. 491 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,840 Well, you better figure it out. Stephen's already finishing the second hill. 492 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,000 Whoo! I've got a knife back up my arse. 493 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,320 {\an8}-[Chloe] Come on, Max! -[Nella] Yes, Max! 494 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,560 {\an8}-[Chloe] Come on, Max! -[Nella] Yes, Max! 495 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,120 {\an8}-[clamouring] -[air horn blasts] 496 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,320 -Go, Nella, go! -[tense music plays] 497 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,320 -[Romesh] It's Nella's turn… -Oh, shit. 498 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,920 …both to run and wish she'd read the contract more closely, I imagine. 499 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,280 -[Stephen] Oh, wow. -[Team This chanting] Stephen! 500 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,320 You're doing really well, Stephen. I'm so proud of you. 501 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,760 Use my motivation and the stickiness to get you up the slope. 502 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,680 Oh, I love your sticky stuff. 503 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,840 That's too much, mate. 504 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,160 [Chloe] Come on, Nel! 505 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,040 [Ayamé] You got this, mama, you got this! 506 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,120 -[laughter] -Come on! Come on, Nella! 507 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,120 Come on, girl. Oh. 508 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,280 [Nella grunts] 509 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,520 [Romesh] Nella is approaching the second obstacle. 510 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,360 [Nella] I'm thinking this is light work. 511 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,440 Like, all I have to do is basically stick on, grip, slide down, 512 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,040 stick on, grip, slide down. 513 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,680 {\an8}-Well done, Stephen. Well done. -Thank you. 514 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,720 {\an8}-[air horn blasts] -[Elz] Go, Chunkz! 515 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,400 [grunts] 516 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,120 {\an8}My boy Chunkz is not the most physically attributed guy in the world. 517 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200 {\an8}[chuckles] 518 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,200 Oh, my God. 519 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,240 What? Where's Nella gone? I thought she was smashing it. 520 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,040 -Push! Use those legs! -Yeah. 521 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,400 [Balegde] The fact that Nella has nails longer than most of my body parts, 522 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,040 and the main part of our challenge 523 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,760 is that we've got to grip onto these tiny little grooves… 524 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,640 {\an8}-[laughs] -…it's not looking good, bruv. 525 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,840 Keep going, Chunkz! 526 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,800 -[Becky] Go on, Chunkz. -[Ayamé] Yeah. Yes! Yes, Nella! 527 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,240 [Romesh] Nella's about to be overtaken by Chunkz. 528 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,720 [suspenseful music plays] 529 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,920 [Nella panting] Breathe. 530 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,480 I looked like a wet condom. 531 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,320 {\an8}I looked like a wet condom. 532 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,080 {\an8}[pants] You gotta breathe. I can't breathe. 533 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,240 [Kenny] Go! We see you, Chunkz. Come on, Chunkz. 534 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,680 [Chunkz] Hand on heart, I feel like there's blood trickling down my whole body 535 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,120 because of how hard I'm going. My knees are bleeding. 536 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,080 [pants] 537 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,680 It doesn't matter. We need to win. Lock in. 538 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,120 This is a blow. [panting] 539 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,240 I can't breathe. [pants] 540 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,160 Commando crawl, please. 541 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,880 -[panting] -[Romesh] Oh, God. 542 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,440 -Nella's still on that second hill. -[grunting] 543 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,240 [Balegde] Right now I'm feeling like one of the luckiest men in the world. 544 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,080 I can't believe that what I'm seeing is not behind a paywall. 545 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,360 [pants, grunts] 546 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,200 -Nel, you're being silly now. -I'm gonna wee myself. 547 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,520 I'm actually gonna wee myself. [chuckles] 548 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,760 {\an8}[grunting] 549 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,120 {\an8}Help me there, Romesh. 550 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,280 {\an8}-Sorry, sorry, sorry, Chunkz. -[groans] 551 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,640 {\an8}-[air horn blasts] -Come on, Becky. Four rounds. 552 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,560 [Romesh] Here's Bambino Becky, famous for her pub crawls, 553 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,280 for this crawl though, she's sober. I hope, anyway. 554 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,520 [Becky] Nothing could prepare me for how that felt. 555 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,760 When the other people are doing it, it looks easy, 556 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,760 {\an8}and it's winding me up 'cause it's not. I'm in hell. 557 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,320 This is way harder than it looks. 558 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,880 Go on, mate. Give us a little roly-poly, love. 559 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,880 Oh, my God. [pants] Okay. 560 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,680 [Kenny] There we go! 561 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,920 [laughs] 562 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,480 {\an8}Nella's finally made it over that hill to the final obstacle. 563 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,560 {\an8}But she needs to step it up because Becky's at the halfway point. 564 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,440 [Becky] The angles they're getting of me right now, 565 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,000 {\an8}I'm single for the rest of my foreseeable future. 566 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,080 [mutters] Oh, God. This is terrible. 567 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,400 [Elz] Go on, Becky. You're doing amazing! 568 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,840 [pants] 569 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,880 Nella, you're doing brilliantly. Proud of you. 570 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,400 Shit. [Nella pants] 571 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,200 I don't think she's gonna complete this. 572 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,480 Right, here's Becky to take Team This three people ahead. 573 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,640 [Becky exclaims, laughs] Oh, my God. 574 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,280 -[laughs] -Go on, Becky! 575 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,360 [Nella grunting] 576 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,520 Come on, Nella, you're doing so well. 577 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,880 When somebody says, "Come on, you're doing so well", 578 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,400 that normally means you're having an absolute shit show. 579 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,680 {\an8}-[Kenny] Come on, Becky! -[Romesh] Well done. Proud of you. 580 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,200 [air horn blasts] 581 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,600 Kenny's away. Nella's way behind. 582 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,040 But I mean, all credit for trying. 583 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,240 I'd have had two goes and called a taxi home. 584 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,320 [grunting] 585 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,760 [scoffs] 586 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,200 This is a joke. 587 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,000 [Romesh] Self-esteem's gone, dignity's gone, desire to carry on gone. 588 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,600 It's a full house. 589 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,160 [Chloe] Come on, Nella, you're so good! You're so good, queen! 590 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,560 [Ayamé] Come on, Nella, come on! Come on, Nella! 591 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,880 [Romesh] Kenny's already at the second hill. 592 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,920 Team That are really running out of time here. 593 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,360 [Kenny grunts] 594 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,800 You can nominate one of your team to take this last part for you, 595 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,600 but they will have to do their bit. 596 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,280 -Let me nominate someone else. -You wanna nominate someone else? 597 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,120 Can somebody please come and do this last bit for Nella, please? 598 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,400 -Go, go, go! -Go, Max. Go, Max! 599 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,200 -[triumphant music plays] -[Ayamé] You better sprint, little boy! 600 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,800 Balegde! 601 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,960 Balegde's on his bloody way! I've got you, Nella Rose! 602 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,400 [laughs] 603 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,280 -I love you so much. Oh! -High-five, baby. 604 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,040 Come on, Balegde. 605 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,960 [Balegde] I'm being honest when I tell you I've never done this. 606 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,720 You might be looking at me thinking, 607 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,560 "You've definitely covered your entire body in lube before". Not true. 608 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,120 [grunting] 609 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,440 -[Chloe] Come on, Max. -[contestants cheering] 610 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,960 -[screams] -Do it for Nella! 611 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,600 {\an8}-[cheers] -[Ayamé] Go get it, buddy! 612 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,400 {\an8}-Yes. Balegde. -Yes! 613 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,080 -[air horn blasts] -[screams] 614 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,920 -[Romesh] Ayamé's off. -Nope. [chuckles] 615 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,440 Oh, shit. [laughs] 616 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,360 Last stretch. Let's go, baby. 617 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,280 [grunting] 618 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,080 Listen, I'm a boxer. 619 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,720 We're built to poker face stuff, so you won't even be able to tell that I'm tired. 620 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,240 -[Romesh] How you doing? -Shut up! [groans] 621 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,200 -[chuckles] -[Kenny] Oh, my God. 622 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,360 {\an8}-[grunting] -[dings] 623 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,600 {\an8}[Romesh] Good, well done. Get back to your team. 624 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,680 Come on, Kenny! 625 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,720 [Ayamé] I feel like an Olympian. 626 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,640 And I feel as though if you could submit videos to the Olympics 627 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,960 {\an8}to, kind of, just trial things, that's the video I would submit. 628 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,840 [pants] Oh, my God. 629 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,840 Oh, my God! [groans] 630 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,520 Oh, it's in my braids. 631 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,840 [Romesh] Kenny's got to get back, then Team This can do the final run together. 632 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,920 {\an8}-Come on! -Go, go, go! 633 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 {\an8}Let's go, let's go! 634 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,920 {\an8}-And again, and again! -[air horn blasts] 635 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,240 {\an8}[Chloe] Come on, Ayamé! 636 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,000 {\an8}-They look like a really shit army. -[chuckles] 637 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,200 {\an8}So, it's the final leg. Team sticky are now going all together. 638 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,800 {\an8}-[Chloe] Come on, Ayamé! -[Ayamé grunts] 639 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,240 {\an8}-[dings] -Well done. 640 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,960 {\an8}-[air horn blasts] -[Fosh] Go, Chloe! 641 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,400 Go on, Chloe! 642 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,360 [squealing] 643 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,680 [screams] 644 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,840 Chloe, a woman with the athletic ability of Usain Bolt. 645 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,720 Oh, God! [exclaims] 646 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,000 But covered in lube. 647 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,000 Oh, slippy are right back in this. This is incredible. 648 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,280 [grunting] 649 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,920 [chuckles] 650 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,080 Fucking hell, Becky! 651 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,400 I'm sorry, Stephen. 652 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,680 Imagine we win. 653 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,920 They've still got Balegde to go, haven't they? 654 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,400 {\an8}[groans] No! 655 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,920 {\an8}[Romesh] Well done, Chloe! 656 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,760 {\an8}Yes! [grunts] I'm gonna throw up. 657 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,280 Back again we go. 658 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,400 Balegde. 659 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,840 [air horn blasts] 660 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,120 -[contestants cheer] -[Nella] Max! Max! 661 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,360 Whoo! Whoo! 662 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,880 [Romesh] Now, the question is, can Balegde make it all the way up here, 663 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,560 and then the team together make it here before team sticky do? 664 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,400 Fuck all y'all bitches. 665 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,720 [chuckles] 666 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,520 [Kenny] Deep breaths. Deep breaths, everyone. Deep breaths. 667 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,320 Come on, Balegde. 668 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,240 {\an8}-Oh, well done! -Done it! Done it! 669 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,440 Get back there as quickly as you possibly can. 670 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,640 We could do this. 671 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,920 -You okay, yeah? -Yeah. You? 672 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,080 -Don't worry. Take your time. -Yeah, yeah, okay. 673 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,000 -Just breathe, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 674 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,840 [Romesh] Team sticky are already halfway down the course. 675 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,360 {\an8}Slippy really need to step this up, or one of them is going home. 676 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,720 {\an8}-[air horn blasts] -Okay. 677 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,400 {\an8}Team slippy are off. 678 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,800 -[chuckles] -Help! 679 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,240 -Nella, I've got your arse. [grunts] -[Nella grunts] 680 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,760 [both panting] 681 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,360 [Balegde] Oh, Jesus. 682 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,240 -[grunts] -Go! 683 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,120 Commando crawl, commando crawl. 684 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,400 [Chloe] Oh! Get all the way down. Push! 685 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,720 [Romesh] Commando crawl. 686 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,760 [Chloe] Come on. 687 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,920 [Nella grunts] 688 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,160 [Fosh] Oh, come on. 689 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,040 Okay, they could make this up. 690 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,240 Sticky are almost at the finish line, but slippy are right behind them. 691 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,600 Their team hasn't raised the flag yet. 692 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,320 -Chloe! -[Chloe] I'm trying. 693 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,440 [Becky] Oh, shit. 694 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,840 [Balegde] Go on, my love. 695 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,560 Nice, Becky! 696 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,920 I'm trying. 697 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,560 Raise the flag. 698 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,400 [Team This exclaiming] 699 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,480 [cheering] 700 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,720 [air horn blasts] 701 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,760 [Chloe] That was hell. 702 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,400 [Balegde] I hate the lot of you. 703 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,920 Ooh, oh, there we go! We have won the first challenge. 704 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,120 [cheering] 705 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,040 Come on! 706 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,480 [inspiring music plays] 707 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:24,040 I'm drenched head to toe in lube, and I am seething about it. 708 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,280 I turn to my left and I see Team That covered in lube, just breathing heavy. 709 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,480 [pants] 710 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,560 This is how it's gonna be the whole season. 711 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,760 Team This, congratulations. 712 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,120 I'm so proud of you. 713 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,320 How did you find it? 714 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,680 Whatever we thought it was, it was ten times harder. 715 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,680 -[Kenny] Yeah, way worse. -I'm just so unfit. 716 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,360 I'll be honest, I can't think right now. 717 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,080 Let the oxygen return to your brain, and you'll be able to process it all. 718 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,240 -Thank you. -[Romesh] Team That, Fosh, 719 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,800 we had a little bit of an issue where you sort of said it was impossible to do. 720 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,360 Yeah. But when a posh man can't do something, just blame someone else. 721 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,400 -Yeah, no, I get it. -It's pretty simple. 722 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,200 Nella, what made it difficult for you? Was it the nails, do you think? 723 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,080 We need to address the fact that I thought "Would you rather?" was a card game. 724 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,800 -I didn't train for this. -Okay. 725 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,600 I didn't have the stamina for this, 726 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,120 or the facilities to complete that big fat slope. 727 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,200 [chuckles] 728 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,120 But listen, Team This, you are the winners, 729 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:25,000 which means that you are choosing "Would you rathers" going forward for today, 730 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,320 and also choosing which two players you would rather face elimination tonight. 731 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,600 Okay, well, well done to all of you, 732 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,960 but now it's time for you to head back to your cabins, get yourselves cleaned up. 733 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,840 I'm so proud of all of you. Well done. 734 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,880 -Thank you. -Well done, everyone. 735 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,040 Ranganathan, love you. 736 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,080 Yeah. See you later, you prick. All right. 737 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,320 [laughs] 738 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,200 How depressing. 739 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,040 [Romesh] The winners of the team challenge 740 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,200 always get control of any decisions for the rest of the day, 741 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,600 and right now, it's time for Team This to choose how they want to get cleaned up. 742 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,280 Plan of attack, we go and have a little shower. 743 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,680 Scrub-a-dub-dub, Foshy-Foshy-washy. [chuckles] 744 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,440 But as ever, neither option is ideal. 745 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,080 "Team This, as winners of the challenge, would you rather a clean ice-cold shower, 746 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,040 or a dirty hot bath?" And we decided to go for… 747 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,640 a dirty hot bath. 748 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,800 I am so cold, this is so mean! [sobs] 749 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,400 -[Balegde] Have some mercy! -[applause] 750 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,120 We're covered in freezing cold lube! 751 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,320 [laughs] 752 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,640 -Have you ever experienced that, Chunkz? -No, never. 753 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,480 Slippy, sticky, I'm covered in lube, and then you throw me in a cold shower. 754 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,400 What is this place, Romesh? 755 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,200 Why are you so sick in the head? Why are you doing this to me? 756 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,200 [Nella] I left my dignity in the UK. 757 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,280 -[contestants chanting] Nella! -[tap squeaks] 758 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,520 [grunting] 759 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,040 [Kenny] It's only right for us to choose the hot bath, you know. 760 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,080 'Cause low key, do we not all just bath in our dirt anyway? 761 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,200 There's loads of bits in the bottom. 762 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,360 At least it's warm. 763 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,440 [Nella grunting] 764 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,440 -[squeals] -[shouting] 765 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,840 [owl hoots] 766 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,080 [Balegde] No bloody toothbrush. 767 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,560 Shoving my finger in my mouth to brush my teeth after the day we've had 768 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,800 is honestly triggering. 769 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,840 -So, my opinion, of course, is… -Yeah? 770 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,840 …we take out the two most threatening people. 771 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,880 Ayamé is intimidating to our team. 772 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:35,120 Max Balegde, he's a dark horse for this competition, I'll be honest. 773 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,640 And then Chloe Burrows, who flew around that course like it was nobody's business, 774 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,040 she's another contender. 775 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,280 Do we wanna play a nice game? 776 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,440 Nope. 777 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,400 -Where we consider fairness… -Life's not fair. 778 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,240 …or do we just take out the strongest? 779 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,000 Take out the strongest. We wanna win, no? 780 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,760 Who's not a threat on That? 781 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,600 Nella Rose. [chuckles] 782 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,960 Out of this team, who would you pick as the final two? 783 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,520 -Strategically? -[Fosh] Yeah. 784 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,840 -Oh. -I would pick you. 785 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,480 -What, why? -And I'd probably pick you. 786 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,680 I'd probably pick you because you're quite smart. 787 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,480 But I don't know whether it's the accent. 788 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,040 [laughing] 789 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,600 I will say Kenny has said from the jump that if he won, 790 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,000 he would vote me out, 'cause I said, "I'd eat your arse". 791 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,960 -[Nella chortles] -[laughing] 792 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,760 -Which I thought was a benefit. -Which I thought he might enjoy. 793 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,800 -Yeah. -[laughs] 794 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,960 -Shall we lock it in, then? -Everyone, get in. 795 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,320 -Let's go. -Come on, Becky. 796 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,200 On three, two, one. 797 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,760 [all] Team This! 798 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,920 Hello, everybody. 799 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,520 -Hello. Romesh. -Hi, Romesh. 800 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,800 [Romesh] Good evening. 801 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,040 -Oh, it's one of the three blind mice. -[laughter] 802 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,280 Team That, I'm very sorry to say that you lost our challenge earlier today. 803 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,080 -We did, right. -Shh, Stephen. 804 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,680 Guys, guys. Stephen, come on. 805 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,200 Which means that Team This 806 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,760 are going to choose two of you to be up for elimination. 807 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,120 -I keep forgetting every time he says it. -I know. 808 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,480 There is then a challenge. The loser gets eliminated and go… 809 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,680 They don't have to go home, but they've gotta leave here. 810 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,800 [laughs] 811 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,400 -Can we come to yours? -Yes! 812 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,560 -[laughs] -[Balegde] We're all going to yours. 813 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,160 Yay! 814 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,720 I'll be honest, my marriage is on a knife edge, I'm up for anything. 815 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,680 -[laughter] -[Romesh] Uh, okay, 816 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,080 these deciders are very simple challenges 817 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,720 made awful by a "Would you rather?" question. 818 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,880 To stay in the game, the decider tonight… 819 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,680 -Ooh. -…is you need to paint me from memory. 820 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,280 But would you rather do it 821 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,160 {\an8}blindfolded… 822 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,840 {\an8}or with your feet? 823 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,200 Whoever does the best painting stays in the competition. 824 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,800 No. I… Ooh, goodness me. 825 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,280 Oh, my God. 826 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,320 Now, I don't know about you, but I am not very good with my feet. 827 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,240 I can't really move them in that way. 828 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,960 My first thought is blindfold, 829 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,480 'cause who the bloody hell can paint with their feet? 830 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,760 Team This, can one of you please stand up and say 831 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,760 which two members of Team That would you rather face the decider? 832 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,120 Chunkz, a bit of emotion, a bit of emotion. 833 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,520 'Cause this is… I am actually sad about this. All right. Go on, Chunkz. 834 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,480 -Don't give it too much. -[Chunkz] Okay. 835 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,840 Just the right amount. 836 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,400 So, the two contestants we've decided to vote for are… 837 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,800 -Ayamé. -I knew it. I knew it. 838 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,520 -[Chloe] Oh, my God. -It's a cold world. 839 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,480 It's a cold, cold world. 840 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,360 [Ayamé] If I were choosing, 841 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,280 I would choose, one, the person that's the biggest threat. 842 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,240 {\an8}She's sat right here. 843 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,000 {\an8}And two, the person that's annoying me. 844 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,960 {\an8}She's also sat right here. 845 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,960 Who's your other one, please, Chunkz? 846 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:19,160 If I go home first, I will be so embarrassed. 847 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,800 Come on, at least let me make it to day two! 848 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,240 And the other one is… 849 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,840 -Max. -[gasps] 850 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,160 -Which one? -Which one? 851 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,640 Max Fosh or Max Balegde?66307

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