All language subtitles for S01E03 THP

(upbeat rhythmic music)

It's week three and there's 10 remaining

in the race for a spokesmodel contract

with Dirt Squirrel underwear and $5,000 cash.

Last week, we took the guys out of the city

and out of their pants

for a not so friendly game of touch football.

(high pitched screaming)

Guys, it's just touch!

It's not shove-

And Dan and Wade had to say good bye

to one brave beefcake from each of their teams.

Adam.

Today, I'm gonna have to send home Theo.

Numbers are dwindling and tensions are arising.

So, this week, we thought we'd give the boys

a chance to show off their bad boy side.

Welcome, to the Whole Package.

("Day Dreamers" by Andy Chandler & Ali Rose)

(moves into rhythmic, cheerful music)

Well, we're down to 10 in the competition

to find the whole package for Dirt Squirrel.

This competition is really heating up,

day after day, week after week.

The more time we spend with these guys,

the more we watch them develop as models,

the harder it's gonna be to send these guys home.

Starting to get really nervous

walking in here.

I've been like stressing out about it all week.

I'm a little nervous today because there's only 10.

It's like, okay, how many you gonna eliminate?

Is it me?

Everybody brought their A game for sure today.

Everybody's dressed really nice.

Uh, hello.

Yes they are.

Are you serious?

'Cause day one, I came skin out ready to party,

lookin' sexy.

Now, all of a sudden they're showing more skin.

They're trying to be more sassy.

I get you're trying to get your camera time,

but be you, and that'll work,

or maybe not, but just be you.

(camera clicking)
(upbeat playful music)

Hello.

Hi guys.

Welcome.

How is everyone?

(clapping)

Everybodys looking great.

Wayne, another great pair of pants.

Thanks.

I don't know how you do it every week.

Yeah, I have a lot-

(laughing)

but I love my pants.

Who doesn't, right?

Well, I know what you guys are thinking.

Finally, a nice simple studio photo shoot, right?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Are you feeling that way?

Please, we would never be that nice to you.

I think we should bring out my favorite Dirters,

your team leaders, and our esteemed judges,

Dan Lypchuk and Wade Hopwo.

(applause)

Hi.

Good to see you.

Lovely to see you.

How is everybody?

Doing very well.
Good.

Yeah, great.

You guys look great.

Love your t-shirts.

She's thick and salty.

Thick and salty.

(laughing)

Alright, now I think we can agree

that you guys have all been on your best behavior

for the past couple of weeks, right?

But, sometimes you have to embrace your bad side.

And that's what today's photo challenge is all about.

But, before we get to the photo shoot challenge,

we're gonna welcome a couple of people in here.

Fellas?

(menacing music)

(cheering)

(applause)

Welcome back.

Guess what happened?

I'm back.

Chet and Magnus.

Yeah it feels really good to come back.

I kind of feel like I needed to show myself a bit more.

How are you guys feeling?

Great.
Great.

Yeah, are you excited?

Super excited.

We're very excited to have you back, right guys?

(cricket chirping)

(laughing)

Thanks guys.

Love you too.

So you will be a part of the photo shoot challenge today

as wild cards.

At elimination, if you both make it through,

you will each be put on either Dan or Wade's team.

Sound good to you?

Sounds great.
Perfect.

You're excited?

You're ready?

Well get over there with the fellas.

(clapping)

I was shocked when you guys brought back those two.

It's like, what are you doing here?

I really like you, but you're really cute so

you shouldn't be here.

All of the sudden, two people come back

and I was like, "Oh, (beep)."

So, what I thought was 10 is now 12.

Do I love that two more guys came back?

Not really.

Somebody pitch a fit.

Lachlan didn't look too excited to see me.

That initial shock face was not very pleasant.

Chet and Chad look very, very similar.

Chet, yeah, he's just got such a good look.

And they have pretty much the same names,

so you pretty much just brought a twin in for Chad.

Chet and Chad, there's something to be said

about that maybe.

The one's that I'm more close with,

I think they're all happy,

and a couple that I am not so close with,

they're a little be side eye-y and throwing some shade.

Alright, now we know that you can all wear

Dirt Squirrel underwear very well,

but now we want to see how well you can incorporate it

into a mug shot photo.

You're gonna have to be creative,

because the photographer is only shooting you

from the shoulders up.

The model with the best and most creative photo

will be safe from elimination

and have extra time with the photographer next week.

Does that sound good?

Yes.

You guys ready to get bad?

Yes, absolutely.

Let's do it.

(applause)

Go say hi to your team.

After the first day, Wade and I,

we're on the same page

with regretting sending Chet and Magnus home.

I honestly feel that these wild cards

have something to bring to the table.

These are people that we thought

deserved a second chance,

and would really showcase something extra

to the competition.

Feels really good to come back

and experience all this stuff

with some people that I've enjoyed.

Super exciting.

I felt like I had a lot to still show and to bring,

and I feel like I'm ready to show that.

I'm not gonna grow at all if I'm not challenged

and I feel like they're the right people to challenge me.

It just sucks that they'll have to go home twice.

One, two, three, salty nuts!

Game on.

Whatever you want to do, you have two props.

Here ya go.

Underwear and that thing you get when you get arrested.

I wouldn't know.

You've got five minutes.

Have fun.

Oh, shirtless.

(whistling)

The photo shoot challenge was fun.

It was a mug shot using Dirt Squirrel's underwear.

Oh, I like.

Oh, I like that.

Stay like that.

Reminds me of how much I like begin choked out.

Just a little squeeze.

Oh beautiful.

I like this.

I feel like he's done this before.

I think some of the guys definitely

have a mug shot back in their day.

Maybe recent.

Show the Dirt Squirrel more.

Wow.

Let me see your eyes though.

I wanna see your eyes.

I hope those are clean.

Tongue, tongue.

Show me tongue.

Alright, time is up.

Good work.

Shaun, you're up.

A lot of these guys are like,

"I've never been arrested."

Unfortunately, I've been involved a few times with that.

(whistling)

So I had a couple of great ideas

that I thought right away.

Stay like that.

Come at me a little bit more.

Yeah, this is perfect.

It was really fun, actually,

to be able to be the mean guy.

Make love to that camera.

Then it'd also be there like,

I'm super sexy.

There's a difference between a confident poser

and a non-confident poser.

Yeah, here I am.

Take a look.

You can definitely see the confidence.

Good job.

High five.

And it definitely came through in the photos.

(clapping)

Alright, Austin.

I've only done one underwear shoot before all this.

Denim on denim, very cool.

He just got picked up by the beach patrol.

(laughing)

I had fun 'cause I gotta work some different wardrobes,

try out some different styles.

Kind of embrace by little inner Macaulay Culkin.

I have a little bit of a crush on Austin,

if I'm being honest.

I'm trying to keep it professional,

but he's pretty cute.

Yes, good job Austin.

(clapping)

Matt.

Tall, dark, and handsome.

That's kind of what I go for.

Remember to flex the arm.

I've actually struggled with some confidence issues

through my career.

That's it.

That's the face.

I feel like this is helping me come out of that-

Whose underpants are those I wonder?

Lachlan.

Beautiful.

Sex appeal.

I brought the sex appeal.

Oh, pretty boy.

People do say I have resting bitch face,

so it was a great opportunity to bring that forward,

but I think I really channeled my inner mean side.

How's that hamster in your pants?

I'm a married man, but I can still look.

Level of confidence is high.

I'm not too concerned about the two newbies coming back.

Have you been practicing while you've been away, Magnus?

This is like 500 poses.

Usually I use a lot my hands.

I model, model, here, here,

so not having those was definitely hard.

It was a little bit rough around the edges at first.

Yeah, you just look like you're in pain.

It's okay though.

Just hold it.

I think I got it at the end.

You're so beautiful.

You're so good.

I think Magnus is a huge threat.

(clapping)

I might have a few mug shots.

Not in this country though.

I don't think there's a better time to bring him back,

'cause he has a whole bunch of prison tattoos

and just has that alternative look

like he's such a bad boy.

I would tell people that I got them all in prison,

but they're just stupid drunken ones.

Smell it.

Smell it.
Work that underwear fetish.

Yes, put your tongue in that hole.

(laughing)

Good job.

It's good to be back.

Alright, good job Chet.

(cheering and clapping)

Well boys, very well done.

I would go to prison with any of you any day of the week.

Are we done with this hooliganism?

Oh, hello.

Come on in I guess.

Wow.

How come you guys got makeup?

They had thick makeup on.

They need makeup to hide those ugly faces.

Oh!

Okay, okay, let's not get aggressive.

Oh!

Are we done with this hooliganism?

They had thick makeup on.

They were all wearing makeup.

They need makeup to hide those ugly faces.

Oh!

While Dan's team was taking their turn today,

my team was pulling out all the stops

and utilizing our makeup team backstage.

We've gotta do something to beat them

and so this was an opportunity for us

just to bring it up a little bit

above what they were doing.

You know what, they might have makeup

but we got raw talent, so we're good.

That's right.
Yes, Yes.

They acted all confident.

Aw, we don't need the makeup.

You need the makeup,

but I think that's just a little bit of a ruse.

They wanted it.

Go ahead Dan's team.

You're gone.

Thank you.

I don't think it will work,

but whatever you think might make you feel better

or look better, do it.

So you have five minute.

Pedro, you're up first.

(soft, rhythmic music)

When you hear about modeling underwear,

you obviously think about wearing the underwear.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.

But when you have to model with your upper body,

it's that whole different story.

Oh God.

I forgot how flexible he is.

He's such an amazing acrobat.

Yeah, get your leg higher.

Would you Pedro?

Honestly, I feel like Pedros kind of using

his flexibility to get away with having to really pose

and be more creative in the challenges.

Sometimes, I really like my job.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, in your mouth, yes.

Oh, that was a little aggressive.

I wanna make it look like I just got hauled in

after a wild night.

Work it.

You like getting penalized.

Stop it.

Chad today, was great in the photo shoot.

He looked like a complete mess

in the best way possible.

(clapping)

I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling confident, definitely 100%.

Prison is afraid of you.

Give me just face and I'll give you life.

(upbeat, rhythmic music)

I'm pretty sure I killed it.

Definitely seemed like his challenge to take home.

In fact, he said he had been in this situation before.

Very good prop usage.

A little bit unsure about Wayne.

He's got this confidence.

He's got a rockin' bod, but maybe a bit silly or goofy.

You're so cute.

It's just like-

The trick was just to try something

that nobody else has done.

Oh!

I thoroughly enjoyed it,

but it's hard to say what's gonna happen at the end.

Kay, first day in prison, go.

Oh, I like that.

Owen is showing up these days.

What is he in prison for?

Breaking my heart.

Oh, I love this.

He's just got such a great look

and I think he is someone to beat.

I was worried that I would just be like lost

in a sea of big personalities.

Keep doing that.

Keep doing that.

Keep doing that.

Finally!

I can be a big personality, too.

Yes, I love that.

(camera clicking)

(mumbling)

How did you guys like that challenge?

I honestly thought all of us on our team

really crushed it.

You did really good for going first, the confidence.

You've been overcoming a lot of stuff Tristan, right?

Yeah I got Tourette's when I was 10 years old.

I was getting bullied like crazy.

I had to switch schools quite a few times.

Waking up every morning twitching, making noises.

This guys different.

I just make sure we know that he's different.

How do you learn to deal with that?

You know I said to myself,

"There's nothing I can do about it,

"so I might as well use it as an advantage

"showing everybody in the world

"that even with a disability like Tourette's,

"you can achieve your wildest dreams."

My Tourette's, twitching, making all kinds of noises

come out a lot more it seems

when I'm excited or nervous, right?

But it makes who I am.

I'm unique.

I'm bringing that to the table.

I respect the hell out of that, man,

that's incredible.

I think it's definitely impressive

anytime anybody has any adversity

and then they can push through and be excellent

at what they're doing.

I think that's amazing.

(mumbling)

I'm from the Vancouver area,

but I was from a small town,

and I was the only black family in that school.

I was gay and I was black trying to deal with that.

You look around and everyone looks different than you.

Someway, you feel different on the inside

and maybe you mask it.

You physically look different.

You always have a wall up.

Are you ever really truly comfortable with who you are?

I wasn't for a very, very, very long time in my life.

Just remember where you came from

because you're uniqueness is what makes you great.

(laughing)

(playful, lighthearted music)

(car horn beeping)

Alright.

Well, you guys did a great job.

All of you, I just wanna say that,

and we have some tough decisions to make I think.

So, the four of us are gonna go think about it

while you guys sit here and think about my butt.

Let me just give you a little walk away.

Thank you.

The struggle is very real today.

No one likes to send anyone home

and each deliberation is harder and harder.

Who's scared?

(edgy, jumpy music)

What about you guys?

Who?

We all delivered.

I'll be honest.

You guys might have all delivered,

but like who didn't deliver as much as everyone else?

(edgy, jumpy music)

Think about it.

Like, come on.

Come on Lachlan, who do you thinks going home?

(group chattering)

It has to be someone from your team.

Trust me.

It is someone from my team.

Oh!

Let's say a name on three.

Good idea, good idea.

One, two, three, Pedro.
Pedro.

Oh!

Bitches, called my name,

twice.

I guess everybody's entitled to their own opinion.

He just seemed a bit uncomfortable

and he's gotta be more than an acrobat.

I feel like when people throw others under the bus,

it's because they feel intimidated.

Are you jealous?

No, because I can do it, too.

I just use it in the bedroom, not-

Oh!

If you have a unique talent,

which I think I do,

I'm obviously gonna showcase

in every single opportunity I can.

(upbeat, peppy music)

If he's bothered about it,

that's not my (beep) problem.

On the other team, we all know who we want to go.

I'm not gonna name Lachlan's name or anything.

Some people are just loud and out there all the time.

If people wanna talk-

It makes good TV man.

We just sit back and relax

and watch the other ones make TV.

It's good for us.

Yo, Shaun was shady.

Glad I make you guys some good TV then.

Yeah.

(slow, daunting music)

The tension is at a damn 10.

Let's say a 15 because I'm done.

I'm over it.

(tense, daunting music.)

(moves into upbeat music)

Cuttin' three today, guys.

Wow.
Okay.

Cut throat today.

Tough competition.

It's really hard, personally, for us to cut someone

each week.

Baby purge.

Shall we look at the photos and carry one?

Let's see what Shaun did.

As always, one of my favs.

He brought the character.

He just brought his personality,

which was one of the main things that we said

we wanted them to do.

And it's what we're telling them to do,

and he, time and time again, has delivered that.

He does.

Austin.

I love when someone bites

a pair of underwear.

Who doesn't?

Especially if you're wearing them.

He killed it.

Adorbs.

He didn't excel at other photo shoots,

but this photo shoot he nailed it.

Next up, Matt.

He kind of fell to the bottom for me this week.

It's just that he didn't shine like some

of the other boys did.

Tristan.

I don't know how he did.

Part of the challenge was to hold both objects

and make them both look good, right?

Yep, that was hard.

It was hard, but it was the challenge.

Now, Mr. Shoulders and Arms.

Patrick, again, for the third week in a row

is a big standout.

He just doesn't do anything wrong, does he?

I bet he got arrested for bearing arms.

(laughing)

Magnus.

Alright, now we have one of our wild cards.

He looks like jail bait.

You gotta know what you're doing

when you put underwear on your head.

Let's move on to the other wild card, Chet.

Out of the two wildcards,

he was the one I wanted to work with.

He has more of what your overall brand is.

100 fricken percent.

This is not getting easier.

This is getting incredibly difficult.

Pedro.

The premise of this challenge was a mug shot.

We wanted to see him show us poses

that didn't involve him either doing handstands or flips.

Was he serving face?

He was serving more body.

Chad.

He's got those bad boy vibes.

Chad, today, was great in the photo shoot as well.

He had a ton of shots for us to choose from.

He totally looks like a Dirt Squirrel model.

You might say he has the beginnings

of The Whole Package.

Oh God, you love throwing that out.

Let's look at Lachlan.

The underwear got lost,

and we're here to sell product.

Everything, I feel like everything got lost in this.

I thought Lachlan would have stepped

up to the plate a little more.

This is better.

And that's good.

I don't hate that.

I'm still not loving it.

But I'm not loving it.

I agree.

I agree with you totally

Wayne.

Like, he's so adorable.

Yeah, he's really adorable.

He's lovable.

He's a fun personality.

He is.

He's playful.

I really like him.

Owen.

I love him.

He does seem shy,

and then right when he gets in front of the camera,

the confidence comes out and he brings it.

I know Owen comes across

as kind of quiet and conservative,

but he gives me this cheeky smirk every now and again

and I know he's gonna surprise us with something.

That's hot.

I really like that.

That's great.

I really like that.

Now, do we decide on who we're sending home?

These double eliminations, these triple eliminations

are not fun for me.

They're not fun for Wade.

They're not fun for anyone.

I've kind of got one for sure

that I think we can all agree on,

but the rest seem pretty equal.

Wade definitely had a hard time

this time around.

Do you guys have any input you can help me with?

'Cause I honestly have no idea where to go with this.

Like I know the decision I need to make,

but it's every fiber of my being wants

to keep these people around.

I know.

We have to make a decision guys.

(camera clicking)

We have come to some decisions.

(tense, apprehensive music)

The winning team for this photo shoot challenge

(tense, apprehensive music)

is Dan's team.

(applause and cheering)

Good work boys.

And off of Dan's team, we have an overall winner,

and that is

(apprehensive music)

Austin.

(clapping and cheering)

Congratulations, Austin.

So, because you won today's challenge,

you are safe from elimination today,

and in the next photo shoot challenge,

you'll have some extra time with the photographer.

Now for the tough part.

From the loser's team,

we will be sending two home today.

(foreboding, anxious music)

And from the winning team,

we'll be sending one home.

So, three of you are going.

Wade, I'm gonna start with you.

Who is your first choice for elimination?

Obviously, this wasn't an easy decision

for either of us.

The guy who landed lowest this week,

(tense, anxious music)

was Pedro.

(defeated, sad music)

It's alright.

Alright, Dan.

Who from your team is going home this week?

(tense, anxious music)

Unfortunately, this week

we're gonna send home Matt.

Sorry Matt.

Wade, it's up to you.

Who is your second eliminated member today?

Honestly, you guys were so consistent.

It was so hard,

so we had to take into consideration the wild cards,

(tense, anxious music)

and unfortunately the weaker of the two

ended up being Magnus.

Sorry Magnus.

It's okay.

Magnus, Matt, Pedro, it is time for you to go.

(clapping)

I'm not gonna be delusional to say

that it was my best work.

I think I learned how to open up more

and be less shy.

Yeah, I guess, overall, it was a good experience.

Back in for a little bit,

and then I'm out again.

That's the show, right?

It's competition.

It's sad, but at the same time,

it is what it is and I'll just keep moving forward.

I thought my photo shoot went really well,

but the judges did not agree.

I had a good time and I met some great people.

Hopefully, some lasting friendships.

I haven't really been completely real with myself,

my family, or my friends.

Well, they're gonna see it all now.

Oh!

Maybe Lachlan and I will continue,

maybe we won't.

I'd like to and I wish him all the best.

I hope he wins.

Bye guys.

Thank you.

Thank you guys.

Are you okay?

Yeah, this really sucks though.

I know.

You lost your little boyfriend.

Sorry.

It was kind of (beep) but,

you gotta ditch the zeros and stick with the heroes,

so yep.

On to the next one.

He was the flavor of the month, okay?

Well, try to stay out of trouble this week would ya?

I get that you got in touch with your bad boy sides,

but we don't want to have to bail anybody out of prison.

Congratulations, boys.

(clapping and cheering)

Congratulations.

2B AB camera for one.

Two bravo for take one.

(laughing)

Marker.

You have literally one job Showlow.

One person goes home.

The loser's team, two people go home, okay?

Dan, did you hear anything of what I just said?

I'm not gonna name names, but

(crashing sound)

For real?

(laughing)

(mumbling)

Soft six.

(laughing)

Soft six, pick up.

Oh, boo.

Wayne, take one.

Soft six.

(laughing)

How are we gonna sync that?

(fluttering sound)