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[ Gulping loudly ]
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Ahh!
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What?
Nothing.
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Just waiting
for you to finish.
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[ Belches ]
The fuck you talking about?
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It's all you can eat here!
Dig in!
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You said we were going
somewhere awesome!
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We did. [ Belches ]
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Here.
And we're still here.
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C-Can't you guys see this
for what it is --
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bottomless pitchers
of alien beer in a garden --
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a beer garden!
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No genocide within
hearing distance.
[ Glass shatters ]
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I mean, t-this is, to quote
a movie I will never watch,
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"As good as it gets."
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It is?
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That's...sad.
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[ Choking ]
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Oh, my God. Whatever you have to
say is not this time-sensitive.
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I can't believe you're making
me pause to talk this much.
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You guys,
this is where sentience peaks.
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This is not being chased
and not chasing.
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This is, uh, what
spiritual types call --
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I-I don't know,
Vishnu's titty.
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L-Latch on and gobble up.
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Was that ad targeting Morty?
It didn't land over here.
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[ Mouth full ]
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We're happy you're happy,
I guess.
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So much --
[ Belches ]
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So much yeast.
Yeah.
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Everything you ate
is designed to expand.
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[ Belches ]
Good point, Sum-Sum.
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L-Let's get grandpa.
new tum tum.
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Not quite
what I was pitching.
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Did we --
We -- We drove here, right?
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Yeah.
Rick gave you his keys.
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[ To tune of "Moon River" ]
♪ New stomach ♪
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♪ Stomach that is new ♪
No, Grandpa,
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we're not portaling -- Keys!
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I'm looking! I'm looking!
[ Belches ]
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Grandpa, slow down.
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Why -- Why do we even bother
driving anywhere?
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[ Belching ]
Hurry up, Morty.
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No, Rick,
get back over here!
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Or what?
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What?!
Or what?
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W-What are you gonna do
if I don't do what you say?
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Travel Hitler?
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I'm -- I'm the smartest
living thing
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[belches]
in the carbon-based unisphere.
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What's gonna happen to me
if I refuse to --
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[ Both screaming ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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So this place sells
any body part?
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I'd love to have
thinner ankles.
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Oh, G--
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[ Screaming ] God!
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[ Gasping ]
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
oh fuck oh fuck.
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Of all the stupid...
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Dicks.
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Body AI:
Tampering detected.
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Dramatic.
I barely touched you.
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Initiating self-destruct.
What?!
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This body has -- seven --nuclear devices.
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Please retreatto range of -- 14 miles.
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Bitch, they can't make me run
one mile.
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[ Beeping ]
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Fuck!
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[ Beeping continues ]
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Morty:
This is not my fault!
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How do I disable
self-destruct?
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S-She needs help
with self-destruct.
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Hey! No tampering!
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Summer:
Tell me what to do.
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[ Groans ]
Flip me over, back panel,
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password Mortysuxx...
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...with two X's.
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[ Beeping continues ]
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Body AI: Tear ducts -- on.
No. Ow!
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Time zone -- Mountain Time.
No!
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Self-destruct --
Oh, my God.
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Paused.
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Phew.
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Don't relax yet.
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You're in the wrong place
to be toting that thing around.
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Summer: Duh.It looks like I murdered a guy.
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Rick's Head: Oh, that's fine.
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They see a lot of murder,actually.
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The cops have really given updown there.
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What?!
Hey, you turned offself-destruct, not me.
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G-Give Morty the phone! Morty!
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Morty, no!
Summer: How is Rick's headeven alive?
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He's got little,
inflatable neck bags.
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What do we do here, sis?
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I checked.
I don't have the keys.
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No, that's my bad.
They were in his lab coat.
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Morty: God damn it!
Portal guns fried, too.
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We might actually be fucked
here.
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Rick's Head: She's onthe same planet. We're fine.
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Summer: Grandpa, be helpful.
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I am. Get to my guy Seb's
and sit tight.
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I'll have Morty drop a pin.
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Morty, hang up
so you can drop a pin.
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Summer: [ Groans ]
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Whoo! I am back!
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Wow! Beheading
really sobers you up. Hmm.
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Maybe -- Maybe lost a little
too much air
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on that "hoo" just now.
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Pick me up.
We gotta fix this ticking clock.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Sighs ] This is gonna gargle
total balls.
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Let's see
what other settings you have.
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[ Air horn blowing,
electricity crackling ]
Oh!
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[ Grunting ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
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Aah!
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[ All scream ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horn honks ]
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Whoa! Check out that body.
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Girl ain't bad either.
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Don't be gross.
Come on.
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Let's kill her and steal it.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
Need help with this unit, miss?
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[ Grunts ] Back off!
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Hey!
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Oh, was this yours?
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Get away from my grandpa!
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[ Grunts ]
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Goon:
Give us that body!
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[ All scream ]
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[ Leg cocks ]
[ Grunts ]
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[ Blade shings ]
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Screams, grunts ]
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[ Grunts ]
Aah!
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Sunblock?
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This body's a gold mine!
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
Whoa!
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What a great demo
of its capabilities!
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Oh, god damn it.
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Transport setting, transport
setting, transport setting.
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Yes!
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[ Tires screeching ]
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[ All scream ]
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Why are we at a hospital?
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Wait. We better not be here
to raid the medicine cabinet.
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With me and what liver, Morty?
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Hey! No, no!
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I decide when I have spittle!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ah. This is the one
they mentioned.
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Is healthcare always
this slow?
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I could fix healthcare.
I'm thinking of fixes right now.
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Little boy, do you understand
those papers you signed?
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You really consent to this?
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Why? What's wrong?
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You signed up
for a...head-ectomy.
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Is that...bad?
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[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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You were gonna become my head!
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Not anymore!
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The police
have been notified, son.
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Well, hang on!
I-I don't want the surgery,
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but I-I also don't want --
Stay right here.
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And thanks for nothing,
Morty.
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Now we're in trouble.
Are you insane?!
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We just need to get to Summer!
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Look at that nosy,
interloping shit.
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I-I bet he called
weird hospital security.
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Oh, fuck, he called
weird hospital security!
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Morty, out the window!
Morty, out the window now!
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[ All grunt ]
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The window, Morty!
The window!
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Stop them!
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Taxi!
Hey!
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Morty!
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Ow!
Drive!
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[ Engine whooshes ]
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You're the worst grandpa ever!
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I'm not your grandpa, Morty.
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I'm your grandpa's head.
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What's the difference?
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I didn't know there was one.
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B-But it's only been
an hour
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and let me tell you,
it is crazy having no dick.
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Gross!
The opposite of gross.
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Total clarity.
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[ Groans ]
M-My bags are sagging.
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We did not fix that clock
at all.
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You got to upgrade me soon,
Morty.
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Otherwise, I'll just die.
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Then you and Summer
will be extra fucked.
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Newscaster: Breaking news --
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A severed head has kidnappeda small child.
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Authorities are on high alert.
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And to be clear,there is a reward.
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A fat reward.
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[ All grunts ]
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We didn't have money anyway.
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Where to?
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I don't know!
I can't see shit from down here!
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Aah!
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Oh, God!
No brakes, no brakes, no brakes!
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[ Screams ]
[ Crashes ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Wheezing ]
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Are you Seb?
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My Grandpa Rick sent me.
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He said we could lay low here.
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He got his head chopped off.
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His head's still alive,
I guess.
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I don't know why
I'm telling you all this.
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It's cool.
We're best friends.
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Oh. You're not
the stomach guy?
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Rick comes to me
for lots of stuff.
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But y-yes. It's, uh,
usually stomach-forward.
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Sorry, I didn't mean it
however you're taking it.
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Does Rick hang
with other mechanics?
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I don't know.
This neighborhood is terrifying.
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Do you have anything
to make this thing less useless?
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Mm. Not sure
the "stomach guy" --
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Bro, your skin's metal.
It can't be that thin.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Whirs, electricity crackling ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aah!
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Body, no!
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Easy, fella.
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Ea-a-a-a-sy.
It's okay, it's okay.
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You can't see
or hear me right now, can you?
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D-Do you have anything
that can, you know...
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Oh!
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[ Beeping to tune of
"William Tell Overture" ]
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Sonar, infrared --
everything you simians need.
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How you feel, pal?
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[ Siren wailing ]
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Summer: Alright.I'm chilling at Seb's.
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What's your status?
Occupied!
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I need an air filter and weapons
or Morty will have killed me --
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Ow!
Okay, d-does this work,
like an electronics store?
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Yes! Fine! Go!
Hurry, please.
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This neighborhoodsmells like gasoline,
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which I liked at first,but now feel sick from.
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Rick,
we still don't have money!
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To be a problem solver,
Morty.
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Got to use your head!
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[ Crashes ]
Randall: Aah!
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This is a stickup!
Aah!
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There you go, Morty!
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I'm proud of you.
Give, uh --
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Give us a bunch of, uh, uh --
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a bunch of loose technology!
258
00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,375
Who are you?
Shit.
259
00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:03,010
It's that boy and the head!
From the news!
260
00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,514
What?
You got to live more
in the world, Randall!
261
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,015
Threaten them!
I have lasers in my eyes!
262
00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:10,818
Both: Oh!
Give me computer chips!
263
00:09:14,523 --> 00:09:16,557
Uh, sorry, just checking.
264
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,825
[ Chuckles nervously ]
265
00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,360
[ Sighs ]
[ Shop bell rings ]
266
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,096
Seb, we still laying low?
267
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,364
Shit.
268
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,433
Seb says
he's got a hot new bod.
269
00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:27,068
And I don't mean
from working out.
270
00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:29,470
Did you literally
just sell us out in the time
271
00:09:29,504 --> 00:09:31,038
between leaving this room
and coming back?
272
00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,307
You know how much
this thing is worth?
273
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,977
This is Rick Sanchez's body!
Boo.
274
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,113
Also, yeah,
my feelings are hurt.
275
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,515
You think you know a guy.
276
00:09:40,549 --> 00:09:41,982
He does hang out
with other mechanics!
277
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,218
There's a hot, smart one
named Rachel he likes.
278
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,619
Aah!
279
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,088
Get them!
280
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,891
If Morty's had an easy day
today, I swear to fucking God.
281
00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:54,095
Goon: Oh!
282
00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:55,863
Whoa, Body!
283
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,165
I guess you do
keep the score!
284
00:09:58,199 --> 00:10:00,000
[ Violin plays ]
285
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,770
[ Bell chimes ]
286
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,338
Smooth. That will work.
287
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,673
[ Squelching ]
[ Gasps ]
288
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,076
Crazy Randy: Reavers!
289
00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,144
[ All scream ]
290
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,546
Did we just get on a train
291
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,913
that took us back
to where we started?
292
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,448
[ Bell chimes ]
I guess it'd make sense
293
00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:15,517
if you have
no sense of direction.
294
00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,218
Get them!
295
00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:18,686
[ Chainsaw whirring ]
296
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,187
[ Dramatic music plays ]
297
00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:21,288
Aah!
298
00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,623
Ooh! [ Groans ]
299
00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,191
[ Groans ]
300
00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:25,192
[ Grunts ]
301
00:10:25,226 --> 00:10:28,195
[ Grunting ]
302
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,131
[ Gasps, groans ]
303
00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:32,133
[ All grunting ]
304
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:38,906
♪♪
305
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,174
Body!
306
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,342
[ Grunts ]
307
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,577
[ Thudding ]
308
00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:48,983
♪♪
309
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,384
[ Grunts ]
310
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,852
You can't run.
[ Gasps ]
311
00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:53,854
My men will never give up.
312
00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:57,592
If one falls,
more will rise in their place!
313
00:10:57,626 --> 00:11:01,395
Get them!
314
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,265
I mean,
they kind of kicked our ass
315
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:05,600
when we had a bunch more guys.
316
00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:07,536
You know what?
You're a bad leader.
317
00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:09,937
You can have him.
We are quiet-quitting!
318
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,673
Guys!
That's just normal quitting!
319
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,310
Welp, I've come this far.
320
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,612
[ Electricity crackling ]
321
00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:20,147
[ Grunting ]
322
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,148
Wait! [ Gasps ]
323
00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,551
[ Choking ]
324
00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:23,851
[ Gasps ]
325
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,320
[ Breathing heavily ]
326
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,988
Huh?
327
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,257
Wow.
328
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,894
I-I don't know what to say.
329
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,497
[ Gasps ]
Whoa.
330
00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,299
Very different
from Rick's usual M.O.
331
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:41,268
Does hugging people
really disarm them like that?
332
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:44,238
Whoa!
333
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,472
[ Siren wails ]
334
00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:47,975
[ Chomping loudly ]
335
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,978
[ Belches ]
[ Cellphone ringing ]
336
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,379
Hello?
Summer: Seb sold us out.
337
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,847
We need a new rendezvous point.
338
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,916
Yeah, that's why I only use him
for stomachs.
339
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,586
Why do you sound strange?
340
00:11:57,619 --> 00:11:59,420
Rick ate the phone.
It's inside him now.
341
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,721
Just meet us at the spaceport,
342
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,323
i-if we survive this.
343
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:04,158
Morty and I are very vulnerable
to bullets right now.
344
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,260
Hold on.
The cops are on line two.
345
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,962
Cop:
Hello. We've run the numbers.
346
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,531
Your hostages are expendable.
347
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,534
Both: Oh, God!
Eat me, Pig!
348
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,301
I'm upgraded enough, Morty.
Aim me!
349
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,736
No! No killing people!
350
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,870
I'm drawing a line!
351
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,472
Fine.
You mean it?
352
00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:21,543
You won't cackle with battle
rage and explode the city?
353
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:22,876
I'm all brain right now, Morty,
354
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,445
You can't get battle lust
as a brain.
355
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,313
Oh! Okay.
356
00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:27,948
[ Warbles ]
357
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:29,116
Oh!
358
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,751
[ Screaming ]
359
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,886
[ Screams ]
360
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,388
My knees!
This is great.
361
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,691
Our adventures can get
so much less violent.
362
00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:38,660
The show can be cerebral, Morty.
363
00:12:38,693 --> 00:12:40,461
[ Laughs ] I don't hate that.
364
00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:42,796
[ Cops scream ]
365
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,864
[ Cops groaning ]
366
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,165
Grab more parts.
367
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,500
Everyone's alive.
368
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:47,935
I'm a head of my word, Morty.
369
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,738
Check this out.
[ Beeping ]
370
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,972
[ Cellphone rings ]
371
00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:53,173
Hello?
372
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,109
A mistake?! Wow!
373
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,579
Talk about
a departmental scandal.
374
00:12:57,612 --> 00:12:59,046
False alarm, guys.
375
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,148
I guess
it's a different kid and head.
376
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,417
Oh, man!
Cop: How embarrassing.
377
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,918
Just killed our GTA rating.
378
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,688
How about that, Morty?
No outstanding warrants.
379
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:08,523
You like that?
I do like that.
380
00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:11,091
Yeah, j-just bought us tickets
to the spaceport, too.
381
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,226
First class.
382
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,861
Money's made up, Morty.
It's not real!
383
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,130
I can pay for whatever
our family needs!
384
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,799
Everyone said "Tenet" was bad.
385
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,334
It's amazing!
386
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,771
W-Wipe my tears, Morty.
387
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,139
I haven't watched a full movie
in decades.
388
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,874
Not having to pee is incredible.
389
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,643
Anything to drink
before we land?
390
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,344
None for me, thanks.
391
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,879
Wow!
392
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,482
Well, if there needs to be
a creepy alcoholic?
393
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,051
Down, Morty.
394
00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:41,188
Looks like their flight's
on time.
395
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,323
What's this?
396
00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:44,759
"Hello, Summer.
This is Rick's body."
397
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,427
Well, obviously.
398
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,828
Sorry, sorry.
399
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,363
"I overthink.
400
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,733
My head gets in the way
of telling you I love you,
401
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:54,602
but I'm all heart right now,
so you're amazing.
402
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,170
Take a gap year in Europe.
403
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,740
Believe in yourself.
Your parents are stupid."
404
00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:00,274
[ Sniffles ]
405
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,643
Dumb body.
406
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,645
[ Uplifting music plays ]
407
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,513
♪♪
408
00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:06,748
There they are.
409
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,583
Well, bye, Rick's head.
410
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,085
It was fun getting to carry you
around like this.
411
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,187
It was nice putting
our heads together, Morty.
412
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,724
A-plus team up.
[ Laughs ]
413
00:14:15,757 --> 00:14:25,332
♪♪
414
00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:28,402
You piece of shit!
415
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,637
I'm never going back!
416
00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:30,638
You can't make me!
417
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:31,972
Aah!
418
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,207
[ Jets whoosh ]
419
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,875
[ All scream ]
420
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:39,480
[ Man screams ]
I guess...
421
00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:42,049
I guess each one is so happy
on their own, they --
422
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,519
Want to kill the other
so they never go back.
423
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:45,854
Yeah.
424
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,054
You guys had a great day, too,
huh?
425
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,023
The best.
Shit.
426
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,193
What the hell, Summer?!
427
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,662
You spent a couple hours
with Rick's body
428
00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,063
and now it wants to kill
his brain?
429
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,364
Rick's head
treats his body like shit.
430
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,233
I can't believe
you gave it weapons.
431
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,503
Obviously, Rick's brain
wouldn't want to die.
Me?!
432
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:04,204
Y-You let his body get
a little robot head thing!
433
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,939
You got played as bad
as I did!
434
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,441
Rick's Head: Morty --
Shh!
435
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,710
Morty, stop calling.Everything's fine.
436
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:10,077
Just where are you?
437
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,546
Are you still trying
to kill each other?
438
00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:12,881
It's all good, Morty.
439
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,415
Seriously, I'll meet you back
at home.
440
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,083
Just gonna get a new bodyreal quick.
441
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,786
Oh?
Yeah, me and my old body --
442
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,420
You know,we don't need to beef.
443
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:22,156
We just go our separate ways,baby. New lives!
444
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,957
Grandpa Rick,
you're not yourself.
445
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,993
Is that Summer?!She's a fucking body loyalist.
446
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,729
Take me off speaker.You know what?
447
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,096
Rick, wait!
We're pretty boned.
448
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,665
You wanna tell mom
we lost Grandpa?
449
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,232
Maybe
they'll eventually realize
450
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,967
they both need each other?
451
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,404
[ Groans ] I hear Rick
mocking me as I say it.
452
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:40,675
He'll be so pissed
if this is how he dies.
453
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,577
[ Dramatic music plays ]
454
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,478
♪♪
455
00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:45,747
Rachel?
456
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,715
[ Sighs ] Hello?
Shop's closed.
457
00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:49,016
Ugh! Rick?!
458
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,919
Rachel!
I've just got this cool task
459
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:51,920
I thought we might jam on.
460
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,521
I-I need a special body.
461
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,355
No lust, no alcoholism.
462
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,758
Just 100%...
463
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,258
Oh. Uh --
464
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,193
Wait. What?!
465
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,094
So there was something here?!
466
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,030
I thought if I made a move,
I'd destroy the friendship.
467
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,965
Yeah, well,
keep thinking, buddy.
468
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,233
We could have had 10 years
469
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,836
of canonical
will-they/won't-they!
470
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,938
Yeah. To be clear,
it does ruin everything.
471
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,272
I had an orgasm.
It was incredible.
472
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,241
It was?!
And now it's over.
473
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,144
Honestly, I kind of need
both of you to leave.
474
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,480
You disgusting, giant-schlonged
friendship ruiner!
475
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:22,216
[ Grunts ]
Hey! Don't bust up my place!
476
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,919
Come on!
[ Grunts ]
477
00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:26,688
Hi, Morty.
I'm calling because --
478
00:16:26,721 --> 00:16:28,121
Yeah, they were here.
479
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,724
Yeah, both of them.
Gone now.
480
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:33,293
Semi-related to that,
I need you to delete my number.
481
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,395
Rick's Head: You horny idiot!
482
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,464
You always fuck
everything up
483
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,901
drinking,
sullying relationships,
484
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,870
eating late-night desserts!
485
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,404
But now I'm gonna be free
of you forever.
486
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:47,341
Uh -- Okay.
487
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,977
I-I assume
you're pantomiming
488
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,879
that you're gonna be free
of me forever.
489
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,145
What a retort. How clever.
490
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,748
[ Dramatic music plays ]
491
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:54,916
[ Grunting ]
492
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,416
Aah! [ Grunts ]
493
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,151
[ Blade shings ]
494
00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,888
[ Slow-motion scream ]
495
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:00,889
Aah!
496
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,489
[ Blade clanging ]
497
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:04,157
♪♪
498
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,994
[ Slurring ] You little bitch!
499
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,462
[ Screaming ]
[ Warbling ]
500
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:15,570
Huh. That would have really
laid you out if you had ears.
501
00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:17,539
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
[ Blows air ]
502
00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:20,440
♪♪
503
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,709
Ha ha! Yeah!
504
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,043
Mind over matter!
505
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,814
♪♪
506
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:29,416
Aah! Fuck you!
507
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:33,688
[ Laughing maniacally ]
508
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:36,390
Morty: Head, stop!
Body, no!
509
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,159
♪♪
510
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,828
Maybe we need to get closer?
511
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,597
I'm so proud
of that dumb body.
512
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,566
Just this morning,
I used it as a scooter.
513
00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:45,567
[ Both scream ]
514
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,234
[ Metal creaking ]
515
00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,436
[ Laughing maniacally ]
516
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:57,077
♪♪
517
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,013
You're mine now, bitch!
518
00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:01,148
Not mine literally.
I'm gonna kill you.
519
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,349
I don't want you back.
520
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,353
♪♪
521
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,454
Oh, shit.
522
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:12,560
♪♪
523
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:17,632
♪♪
524
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:19,366
[ Metal creaking ]
525
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,669
Damn it! Wait!
526
00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:23,504
Aah!
527
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:26,106
[ Groaning ]
528
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,208
Oh! Oh, shit.
529
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,911
Listen! I'm sorry, okay?!
530
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:31,045
I-I'll be good, I promise!
531
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,279
No more benders,
532
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,681
uh, no more all you can eat.
533
00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:35,282
Uh, no more weird, little
534
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,483
stick n poke tattoos
I give myself when I'm drunk.
535
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,251
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
536
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,754
Head!
Body, no!
537
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,455
He's -- He's our grandpa!
538
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,857
Y-You are, too!
539
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,059
You guys are both victims
because you're both selfish.
540
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,460
Think of each other.
541
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,494
[ Groans ]
542
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:48,863
Okay,
hang on, hang on, hang on!
543
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:49,931
One more thing, one more thing!
544
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,032
How about this?
545
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:53,300
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
546
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,537
What -- What do you think
they're saying?
547
00:18:56,571 --> 00:18:58,906
I don't know.
Why is it whispering?
548
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,777
Must be a compelling argument.
549
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:08,750
[ Metal creaks ]
Oh, God.
550
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,818
[ Electricity crackling ]
551
00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:13,420
Should we check in?
552
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,255
I'm just glad
they're hashing it out.
553
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,826
Rick?!
You're back!
554
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,327
Oh. [ Laughs ] Hey, kids.
555
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,696
Uh, yeah, I, uh...
556
00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:23,397
Uh, we, uh...
557
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,298
agreed to become one Rick again.
558
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,200
How about that?
Abrupt.
559
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,103
Anyways, can't thank you
both enough for today.
560
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:30,705
Really appreciate
you two helping out.
Let's get to the car.
561
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:32,073
Did you just suck
your own dick in there?
562
00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:33,340
Whoa!
No, I didn't!
563
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,942
W-Why would you guess that?
564
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,711
Why would you do that?!
I didn't!
565
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,046
Oh, my God! You totally did!
566
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:39,479
Damn, body. Get it.
567
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,481
T-That is not what I was doing,
and I was --
568
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:43,417
I will not explain
what it actually was.
569
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,452
Uh-huh.
Sure thing, ho.
570
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,689
Can we leave the collapsing
refinery destroyed?
571
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:48,723
[ Metal creaking ]
572
00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:51,893
Hi, Mom?
Yeah. We found him.
573
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:55,663
Oh!
574
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:57,230
What a Tuesday, huh?
575
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,733
I just hope you learn
to treat yourself better.
576
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,268
Me too.
"Me too"?
577
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,437
You control whether
you learn something or not.
578
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,238
No, no. I do.
And I did.
579
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,607
And I know this sounds like
580
00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:08,442
classic morning-after,
dumping-coke talk,
581
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,310
but I think I've turned
a new leaf here.
582
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,779
My mind and body
are out of sync.
583
00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:13,447
Each blames the other
for my bullshit.
584
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,951
So I'll do something healthy
for all of us.
585
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:18,586
No, you won't.
No, you won't.
586
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,022
[ Screaming ]
587
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,724
Rise and shine, motherfucker!
588
00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:25,425
It's time to train!
589
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,227
Summer, too!
Summer's training, too!
590
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,395
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]
591
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,864
Rick, get out of my room!
592
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,966
[ Both groan ]
That experience changed me, man.
593
00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:34,301
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I didn't see
what I was doing to myself.
594
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:38,072
[ Groaning ]
Did you think
he'd commit this much?
595
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:41,109
No!
Why are we even doing this?!
596
00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:43,010
[ Crowd cheering ]
597
00:20:43,044 --> 00:20:44,879
[ Fanfare plays ]
598
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,413
Summer: Come on,
you son of a bitch! Swim!
Morty: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
599
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,683
Go, go, go, go!
Swimmer: Come on, come on!
600
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:50,718
Yeah!
Both: Yes!
601
00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:51,953
Whoo!
602
00:20:51,986 --> 00:20:53,221
Rick: Yeah!
603
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,756
[ Laughs ]
604
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:57,024
How about that, huh?
Medaling at the Olympics.
605
00:20:57,058 --> 00:20:58,693
I'm so tired.
Ah!
606
00:20:58,726 --> 00:20:59,894
No more. Please.
607
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,529
See?
You just needed to learn
608
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,998
how unsatisfying it is to work
really hard for something.
609
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,633
Is that the takeaway?
610
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,536
I feel bad. I can't remember
this guy's name.
611
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,238
What do you guys
want to do now?
612
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,339
♪♪
613
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,909
[ All chomping loudly ]
614
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,577
Oh!
I knew you'd come around.
615
00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:18,212
It's nice to be off that diet.
616
00:21:18,246 --> 00:21:20,447
Time to ride Vishnu's titty!
617
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,051
I guess you're only supposed
to bite your metal if it's gold.
618
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,853
The bronze hurt my teeth.
619
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,855
[ Theme music plays ]
620
00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:37,131
♪♪
621
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:46,607
♪♪
622
00:21:46,641 --> 00:21:55,683
♪♪
623
00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:57,652
You got all that?
You got it, chief.
624
00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:58,686
See you, pal.
625
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,889
Oh, one more thing.
The downstairs fridge --
626
00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:04,258
Tell Summer to do something
about that stank.
627
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:06,294
Uh, Rick --
It's mold or something.
628
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,662
I'm not --
I'm not looking into it.
629
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,063
Oh! Aah!
630
00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:10,397
Eh?!
631
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,266
Jesus! Asshole!
632
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,368
[ Whimsical music plays ]
633
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,638
Eh?!
You fucking scared me!
634
00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,240
You hear that music, Morty?
635
00:22:19,273 --> 00:22:21,008
Warner wouldn't let us use
the real music.
636
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:24,912
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
637
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,815
Man: Did you get any of that?
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