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Everybody up!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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I got to do laundry before work!
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I am taking breakfast
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off the table
in five minutes!
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I know this kid...
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his mom wakes him up
with a kiss on the forehead.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big ♪
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♪ Life is unfair. ♪
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Okay, I've been up
for half an hour.
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I've had my cereal.
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It's time for Mom to ask
the same annoying question
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she asks me every morning.
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So, Malcolm,
what are you doing
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in your genius
class today?
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Nothing. It's just
as dumb and boring
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as being in regular class,
except now I get ostracized.
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Ostracized? Oh, you're
learning such big words.
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Hey.
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They want to know what I think
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about caller I.D. blocking.
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Do I think about that?
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Oh!
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What?
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Nothing. Just a sharp Cheerio.
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Oh!
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Ha! $210!
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Look at all the calls
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that Francis is charging to us.
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60 minutes. Oh!
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Oh, 80 minutes--
and every one
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of these calls is to Beebee.
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$210 on Beebee!
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I know. Now, honey,
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just try to understand,
all right?
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He's-he's off in Alabama.
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He's all by himself
at military school.
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He's lonely, so... so he calls
his little girlfriend.
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She's a tramp.
No one's saying
she's not a tramp.
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I thought you changed
our code number.
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I have, three times.
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I-I don't know
how he's getting it.
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65519.
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That'll be good till
the bill comes on the 15th.
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Thanks, man.
You are a good brother.
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I was taking money
out of her wallet anyway.
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He is doing this
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just to upset me.
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Oh, come on, Lois.
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He's 16
and thinks he's in love.
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What are you going to do?
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Oh, man, never ask her that.
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Beebee, you can't imagine
how much I miss you.
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It is like a white-hot fire
burning in my chest.
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The only thing
that keeps me going
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is just the thought
of holding you
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and stroking your hair
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and being with you
in a perfect, golden moment.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm totally the same way.
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Oh, I'm just so...
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Are you watching Buffy?
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I can do both.
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You know, I think of things,
too, like...
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no, it's too embarrassing.
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Tell me.
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It's not the kind of thing
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you can say over the phone.
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It's something
I'd have to show you.
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Beebee, I think
it would be better
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if you told me
and then you showed me.
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Stanley, what are you doing?!
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That was Beebee!
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Sorry, man.
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Commandant says
your phone privileges
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have been revoked
for a month.
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Your mom complained
about the bills.
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Okay, let me just tell her...
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Francis, do you remember
the thumb thing?
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The one you did to my thumb
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or the one you did
with your thumb?
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Hello.
Malcolm! Thank God.
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Look, I don't have any more
quarters, so just listen.
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I need you
to swipe Mom's credit card
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and I need you
to buy me a cell phone.
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Now, what you want to get is
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the unlimited off-peak plan,
and then FedEx it to me.
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Francis, no. I can't do that.
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What?
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Dude, don't bail on me.
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I'm sorry, but Mom
is totally on the warpath
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about the phone calls.
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Her radar is up. I can't do
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anything.
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Seriously, you just got
to find a way to live
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without calling Beebee
all the time.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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He understands, right?
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Dearest Beebee, something
wonderful has happened.
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The pain and confusion
of the last few months
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has disappeared,
replaced by a single
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glorious purpose.
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From the ashes of the old
Francis rises a new man,
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filled with boldness
and determination.
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I fly to you on angel's wings,
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knowing I follow
the mandate of my heart.
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Every night
for the past two weeks,
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he thinks there's a monster
under the bed.
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It seemed so funny
when we thought of it.
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Oh, sweetie, not again.
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The monster!
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It tried to suck
my brain out!
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All right, I have had it.
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You two are banned
from Nintendo.
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Okay.
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We're already banned
from Nintendo.
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The sad thing is he thinks
he just outsmarted her.
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All right, fine.
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Pillows.
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What?
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That's right.
I'm taking your pillows.
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Come on, come on, hand 'em over.
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And I'm not getting up again.
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If that monster wants
to suck out your brain,
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you just let him take it
and you go back to sleep.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Hello?
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Don't scream.
It's me.
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Francis!
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Way to go, dipwad.
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You got me in the nards.
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Francis, what are you
doing here?
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I'm taking control
of my own destiny.
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I'm just here to pick up
Beebee, and then we're
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going to head off for Canada.
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You're going to visit Grandma?
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No, a different part of Canada.
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Someplace wild where people
don't have to destroy love
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just 'cause they don't
understand it.
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You just ran away from school?
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Mom's really going
to kill you now.
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No, she won't,
because she won't know.
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Malcolm, you can't
tell anybody.
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I'm placing my life
in your hands here.
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Did you roll around
in something?
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You'll get used to it.
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Look, I need you
to get Beebee
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to come see me
tonight, okay?
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Give her this.
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Let it air out
for a while first.
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Try to get me some food,
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'cause I haven't eaten
in, like, 36 hours.
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Francis, this sounds kind
of drastic, even for you.
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Malcolm, I do not have
time for doubt!
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The die has been cast,
my future is set.
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Now, there's one
question in my mind:
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can I trust you?
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But...
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Can I trust you?
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Yes.
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Yeah, definitely.
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I'll toss my lunch bag
over the fence before school.
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Oh!
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Mmm!
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Can I have some?
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Can't.
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It's a...
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prescription... sandwich.
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"Prescription sandwich"?
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Stevie, that's not
even a good lie.
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If you don't want to
share, just say so.
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Don't want...
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to share.
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Let's play
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Ironside.
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I'll be... Ironside.
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I don't want to play
stupid Ironside.
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What's your... problem?
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It's my brother Francis.
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He escaped from
military school
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and hitchhiked
all the way here.
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And he's all scraped up and
smelly and hungry and dirty,
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and now he's hiding
out at the creek.
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If my parents catch
him, he's dead.
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He's talking like
he's crazy.
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I don't know what to do.
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Squeal.
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What?
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Squeal.
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Rat him out.
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I can't do that.
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He's my brother.
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I promised him.
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I can't tell anybody.
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You told... me.
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Yeah, but by the time
you tell anyone,
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he'll be a thousand
miles from here.
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Tou... ché.
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Beebee?
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What?
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Oh, you're, uh, that kid.
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My name's Malcolm.
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I'm Francis's brother.
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You met me, like,
ten times.
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Yeah, you're the freaky
little brain, right?
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Just be cool.
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What do you want?
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Here.
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Francis is back home.
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Well, he's not home.
He's hiding.
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Huh. Three pages?
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Both sides.
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He loves to make me read.
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What's that word?
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"Consummate."
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It means he likes you.
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Oh.
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"Assignation,
rendezvous, tryst"?
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How the hell is anyone supposed
to know what he's talking about?
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Beebee, just meet him at
the creek at 7:30, okay?
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See? You can say it in English,
and you're, like, ten.
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What are you doing?!
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I'm wearing a tank top.
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Beebee, I don't...
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Don't think.
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Just walk. Go.
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The worst part is, I think
I'm stealing panty liners.
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Gosh, I had such
a good day at work today.
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I got to work
the cash-only line
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for the first time
in a month,
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and my register
came out to the penny.
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Plus, that creepy new
assistant manager
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sliced his hand open
with a box cutter.
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Spent the whole afternoon
in the emergency room.
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Here's to him.
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Honey, this chicken
is absolutely delicious.
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Oh, well, it's a little recipe
I came up with.
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It's Shake n' Bake--
but for pork.
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How about that?
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That's one for the recipe box.
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Let's call it, uh, "chork."
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All in favor?
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No one for "picken"?
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Chork it is.
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Brava.
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Oh, cut it out.
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You big talker.
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Will this make me
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taste better to the monsters?
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Sure it will, son.
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Get out of here!
You're not eating it.
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00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,748
You haven't had a bite in
two minutes, I counted.
267
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,749
I'm saving it.
268
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,668
There is no saving.
269
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,752
Malcolm, he's right.
270
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,712
The rule is: no saving.
271
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,258
Oh, yeah, I care.
Cut it out!
272
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,759
Come on, it's mine.
273
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,010
Get out of here!
No!
274
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,596
Give it back!
Boys, boys, stop it.
275
00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:01,805
You're going get
your mother out of...
276
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,182
uh, you're going to ruin
her nice day.
277
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,767
Francis did what?!
278
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,065
Another night in the chat room.
279
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,572
That kid! That kid!
280
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,157
He thinks he can just
run away from school
281
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,575
like some-some kind
of escaped convict?
282
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,160
Well, if he thinks
he can just vanish
283
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,078
in the night
and I won't find him,
284
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,788
well, he is sadly mistaken.
285
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:27,872
Lois, you just calm down.
286
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,958
There's nothing
we can do right now.
287
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,960
Yes, there is.
I can call the police.
288
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,795
No, they're not going
to look for anybody
289
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,797
unless they've been missing
for 48 hours.
290
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,799
Not if I say he has
drugs on him.
291
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,301
Lois, stop it.
292
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,219
Now, you're just going
to have to accept the fact
293
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,221
that for now, this is
beyond your control.
294
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,474
Francis is going to have
to sink or swim on his own,
295
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:48,477
and frankly, I don't think
that's such a bad thing.
296
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,313
And in the meantime, we just
have to leave it up to fate.
297
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,231
Oh. "Fate."
298
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,026
"Fate" is just what you call it
when you don't know the name
299
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,320
of the person
screwing you over!
300
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,703
Mom, I'm sure he's okay.
301
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,665
Uh-oh, tactical error.
302
00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,750
Why do you think he's okay, son?
303
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,878
Because...
he's always okay.
304
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,839
Malcolm,
305
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,841
this is a very serious
situation here,
306
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,720
and, well, I know you love
Francis as much as we do,
307
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:23,845
so if you have
308
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,305
any idea...
309
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,849
Oh, for God's sake!
Where is he?!
310
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,518
He came here to see Beebee!
He's meeting her tonight!
311
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,311
Oh, my God,
how'd she do that?
312
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,354
I knew it.
313
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,855
When did you talk to him?
314
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,148
Don't look at her eyes,
don't look at her...
315
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,483
This morning!
316
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,737
And Dewey shoved a
sandwich in the VCR!
317
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,862
Malcolm, where is he?
318
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,155
Got to think.
319
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,114
Diversion. Delancey.
320
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,449
Delancey Park!
321
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,784
He's meeting her
at Delancey Park
322
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,827
by the soccer field.
323
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,749
Well...
324
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,835
we'll just see what fate
has in store for Francis.
325
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,724
Francis, I have
to tell you...
326
00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,892
Is Beebee coming?
Yeah.
327
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,186
But I have to tell you
something first.
328
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,897
I ratted you out to Mom.
What?!
329
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,148
I didn't mean to.
330
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,900
Mom did... her eyes.
331
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,110
And her voice, it was...
332
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,612
I didn't mean to!
333
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,072
Malcolm, how could you do that?
I trusted you.
334
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,699
I know.
335
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,409
I'm sorry.
336
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,160
Look, I sent her to the park.
337
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,912
You've got an hour
to get out of here
338
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:31,955
and have a head start
before she...
339
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,915
Are you crazy?
I can't go anywhere.
340
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,959
Beebee's coming. Beebee.
341
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,712
Francis, what's wrong with you?
342
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,798
Why are you getting
in so much trouble for her?
343
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,757
You don't understand.
344
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,925
Duh! No one understands.
345
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,927
She's not nice,
she's not smart,
346
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,430
she's a thief, she's not even
that good-looking.
347
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,931
And, oh, guess what else.
348
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,391
She treats you like crap!
349
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,517
I know.
350
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,311
You do?
351
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,938
Of course I do.
352
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,940
There's something
you don't know about Beebee.
353
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,900
What?
354
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,780
That no one in her whole life
355
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:07,115
has ever loved her
the way that I do.
356
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,785
All she has to do is see that
and everything will change.
357
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:13,330
I really thought he had
something better.
358
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,165
Look, Malcolm, you'll
understand when you're older.
359
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,417
Now, just go.
360
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,964
What were you doing?
361
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,966
Nothing.
Mind your own business.
362
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,969
Who were you talking to?
363
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,681
I wasn't talking to anybody.
You're imagining it.
364
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,307
I heard you talking.
365
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,394
Okay, I'll tell you.
366
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,480
But you have to
keep it a secret.
367
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,440
You know the monster
under your bed?
368
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,984
It's called a Sasquatch.
369
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,611
He hunts back there
during the day.
370
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,987
I was throwing him
some raw meat
371
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,698
so he wouldn't
come get us tonight.
372
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,283
I don't think
I gave him enough.
373
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,828
So, if I were you,
I'd keep very quiet
374
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,788
and stay the hell out of there.
375
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,248
Get it?
376
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,972
Move!
377
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,732
Francis?
378
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,070
Beebee?
379
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,321
Francis?
380
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,322
Oh. Don't move.
381
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,408
I want to remember this forever.
382
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,701
Where are you?
383
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,036
No! Don't look at me!
384
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,038
I wanted so much
to be perfect for you,
385
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,416
but I couldn't find any soap.
386
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,834
I'm hideous.
387
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,627
Really?
Yes.
388
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,504
But it's okay.
389
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,048
Everything is okay
now that we're together.
390
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,260
I can't tell you how beautiful
you look at this moment.
391
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,638
You look like an angel
or a perfect dawn
392
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,306
or a galaxy of stars.
393
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,768
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
394
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,106
And... my heart soars
when I think of...
395
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,566
Did you hear what I said?
396
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,445
I... um...
397
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,905
What?
398
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:10,948
Look...
399
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,699
you're a nice guy,
400
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,493
and all those letters you sent--
the stuff I understood, anyway--
401
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,746
was sweet, but I don't know.
402
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,081
Feels different now.
403
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,000
It's hard to explain.
404
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,377
Would you try?
405
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,755
Well, maybe I just like
the long-distance thing
406
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,549
'cause, you know,
you'd call and you'd talk
407
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,927
and you'd make me feel
so good about myself
408
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,512
and I didn't have
to do anything.
409
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,097
Yeah, that's it.
410
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,099
Beebee, please.
411
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,977
I just think it's better
we end it now
412
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,311
before anybody gets hurt.
413
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,524
I'm sorry, Francis.
414
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,238
Ow.
415
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,241
Ow!
416
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,077
Ow!
417
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,080
Ow!
418
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,923
Get out of here!
419
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,717
You stupid, dumb monster!
420
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,385
This is my house!
421
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,638
Ow.
Go away!
422
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,722
Ow!
423
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,849
You leave me alone!
424
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,558
Ow! Ow!
425
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,153
You! You, there!
426
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,321
What do you think
you're doing?
427
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,948
Excuse me?
428
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,324
Do you know how dumb
and careless you're being?
429
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,159
Well, I brought...
430
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,995
Oh, for God's sake,
I'm not talking about that.
431
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,371
But shame on you.
432
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,206
Don't you know
how this is all going to end?
433
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,083
Do we know you?
434
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,835
No, but I know you.
435
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,169
You're young and pretty
436
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,088
and you love to get
16-year-old boys so twisted up
437
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,882
they don't know
what they're doing.
438
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,341
And you think it's all in fun.
You'll move on.
439
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,843
You don't care
how bad you hurt him.
440
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,553
Let me tell you something,
young lady.
441
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,179
Hearts are precious things.
442
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,264
You should be careful with them.
443
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,644
You!
444
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,979
You there!
445
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,772
What do you think
you're doing?!
446
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,691
And then the monster
started growling at me,
447
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,275
so I threw rocks at him
and I killed him.
448
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,652
And then he started flying
around on rocket boots,
449
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,487
and I got to ride
inside his head,
450
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,573
and now the monster's my friend,
and we went...
451
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,199
and we went to get Slurpees.
452
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,201
You did not!
You're just lying!
453
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,703
Reese, if that's what
Dewey says happened,
454
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,705
there's no reason
to argue about it.
455
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,207
No one believes I beat the
last level of Mortal Kombat.
456
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,918
Because that's just ridiculous.
457
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,419
No one beats Sub-Zero.
458
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,300
Leave it off.
459
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,223
So, Beebee broke up with me.
460
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,225
Oh.
461
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,518
You okay?
462
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,478
I think I'm fine.
463
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,398
There's a strange sense
of peace that comes over you
464
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,234
when you give up
that last shred of dignity.
465
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,236
It's nice.
466
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,072
I'm really sorry.
467
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,283
Well, if you're going
to love women,
468
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,869
you have to expect
the occasional flaming wipeout.
469
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,245
It's in the fine print,
470
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,706
but you agree to it
when you sign up.
471
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,167
So what are you
going to do?
472
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,835
I'm going to go
back to school.
473
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,254
I only missed a day,
so it shouldn't be too bad.
474
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,714
There's a pack of farm girls
475
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,134
that hang around
outside the fence.
476
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,552
Probably check that out.
477
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:20,845
Later days.
478
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,305
Wait.
479
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,932
I'm sorry I ratted you out.
480
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,058
I just got scared.
481
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,059
Dude, it's ancient history.
482
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,268
Don't worry about it.
483
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,938
Well, can't you at least
hit me or something,
484
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,648
just so I feel like we're even?
485
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,274
You want me to hit you?
486
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,693
I don't know. Yeah.
487
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,570
Okay.
488
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,950
Thanks.
489
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:42,993
Psych.
490
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,077
Ow!
491
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,829
Now we're even.
492
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,585
Ow!
493
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,298
♪ Don't cry ♪
494
00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:02,929
♪ Dry those tears falling
out of your eyes ♪
495
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,723
♪ Don't cry... ♪
496
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,728
How'd you find me?
497
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,814
Malcolm told me.
498
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,607
You know, you should
probably rethink the whole
499
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,194
"trusting him with
secrets" thing.
500
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,321
How mad is Mom?
501
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,325
Well, let's just try to get
a couple states behind us
502
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,869
before we ask her.
503
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,248
So, how'd it go
with Beebee?
504
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,458
We broke up.
505
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,336
Does it hurt?
506
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,297
Oh, yeah.
507
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,051
Well, son...
508
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:44,054
you know, I wish I could
say it gets easier,
509
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,431
but... I honestly
don't know.
510
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,350
I've never been dumped.
511
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,853
Hmm.
512
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,772
♪ Don't cry. ♪
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