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{\an8}: When you have kids,
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{\an8}older parents love to tell you, "They grow up so fast."
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{\an8}: Blech.
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{\an8} It's like the only thing older parents say.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
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{\an8} But that's because it's true.
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{\an8}: They're born, then suddenly talking,
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then getting their ears pierced.
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: Before you know it,
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{\an8} they smell weird and make confusing choices.
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{\an8}: I read that 80 percent of the total time
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{\an8} you will spend with your kid in their entire life
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{\an8} is over before the age of 12.
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- What's the baby's name?
- Minerva, sweetheart.
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- Say hi.
- I like the name Lily.
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- Hi, Lily.
- Hmm.
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We're sticking with Minerva.
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Minerva.
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- Minnie. Ah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Nerva. No.
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I'm forcing it.
Nicknames will come.
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I will say, Minerva is
a lot fancier than Corey.
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Well, I hardly think
Coreyander is a plain name.
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Corey's full name
is Coreyander?
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Mm-hmm.
It's European.
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-I'm hung-y.
- If we don't eat lunch soon,
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we're gonna forget about it
and then we'll all be mean.
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But I'm not done
visiting Lily.
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She doesn't even know
you're here.
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She does, too.
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No, she doesn't Viv.
Yes, she does.
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: There's another expression that parents use,
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"The years are short, but the days are long."
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You're not hungry, you're hangry.
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No, I'm not!
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Just listen
to yourself, you're so hangry.
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I'm not hangry!
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{\an8}- I don't understand.
Well, we swapped those two
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{\an8}because this one starts earlier
and I can do that this week.
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{\an8}Okay.
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So, this Saturday
is the only day
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we all have free
'til summer's over?
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That appears
to be true.
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{\an8}Let's do one awesome,
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{\an8}memorable family activity,
as a whole family.
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{\an8}- Yeah, can you think
of a single memorable thing
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{\an8}- that all three children enjoy?
Sure!
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Riding an elephant.
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{\an8}- Ice cream... festival.
Okay.
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{\an8}Can we think of something that
all three children will enjoy,
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{\an8}that is in the city and exists?
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No!
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Stop being
a butt-munch!
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-Give it back!
- Nope. You're not getting this.
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You're not gonna get it.
Stop!
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Okay, stop.
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-Hey.
- Disengage.
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{\an8}- Viv drew a picture of me
being stabbed by an alligator.
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{\an8}And Felix won't give it back!
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{\an8}- Okay, don't draw mean
pictures anymore.
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{\an8}And where did you learn
the word "butt-munch?"
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{\an8}- Oh, Jimmy Millions.
It's my favourite podcast.
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{\an8}Here, check this out.
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{\an8}: He's getting out of his car.
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{\an8} He's pulling something out of his pocket.
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{\an8}: What is it?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}: Quick!
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{\an8}Okay, Felix, turn that off.
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{\an8}I don't know what they're doing.
But here's what we're doing,
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{\an8}something fun together
this weekend as a family.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Hey, put those groans
back in your mouths!
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{\an8}We have one free day this summer
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{\an8}so we're gonna do
something fun together.
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{\an8}- I don't want to-ah.
I wanna go outside-ah.
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{\an8}- Yes, so do we.
Some of the most fun stuff
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{\an8}happens outside of this house,
believe it or not.
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{\an8}- Good-ah.
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{\an8}- Okay, get ready
for school-ah, okay?
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Felix, you too.
I'm leaving in ten minutes.
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Easy, easy.
All right, get outta here.
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Okay, come on, you heard Mommy.
Let's go.
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I got my ear pierced again.
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Dad, I got another piercing.
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What?
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{\an8}I said Felix farted on me.
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{\an8}- Oh, uh, tell him
not to do that.
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{\an8}- No, it was funny.
I just wanted you to know.
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Okay, the last of the yarn
is on its way to Gero's.
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And we are officially
done in Bo's basement.
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Hey, did you book
your summer vacation yet?
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Ugh, what vacation?
It's a week.
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I didn't even get
the same week Astrid got.
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- You?
- Hmm. Not yet.
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But Zinnia hasn't had a drop
of friggin' alcohol
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in nine months, so we're about
to drink our friggin' faces off
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- all the way through Europe.
- Hmm.
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You guys, guess where
I'm going for the summer?
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Robotics camp.
I have a girlfriend there.
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- Yeah.
- Huh.
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I did not know he was there.
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Did I say anything
a child shouldn't hear?
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You said "frig" a bunch.
A weird amount of times.
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Oh, my girlfriend just
sent me a really funny text.
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Going through Europe,
without a destination?
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Just like going?
That's the dream.
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Just like, travelling on a whim.
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- Whim is my compass.
- Did you make that up?
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-It's from a song.
- Oh.
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Gentlemen...
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Time is money.
Spend it on family.
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That's very good advice.
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It's the name
of my lecture series,
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based on my essay
about working less
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and focusing on family.
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Just, you are focusing
on family though, right?
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Because it kinda sounds like
you're starting a new business.
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James, I won't make that same mistake again.
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Oh, my God. Dad, look.
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My girlfriend just
sent me a poem.
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Oh, my God,
that's so wond...
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Right?
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SlowBo Enterprises.
Bo speaking.
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But the po...
Dad, did you see?
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President of Gero's
wants to see us.
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Frig.
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Dawn. Hello, hello.
Hi.
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Listen, I really can't stay.
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Yeah, we've overbooked
the entire summer.
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So, we only have a day
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where we can all hang out
as an entire family,
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so I have to find a fun activity
for us to do on Saturday.
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Now Astrid, what kind of
activity are you looking for?
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I don't know, I was thinking
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maybe a picnic
by the Humber River?
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- A river?
- Oh, watch out for snakes,
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ticks, and that invasive fish
that secretes poison.
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And bring a frisbee.
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You know the company
that throws that Halloween party
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- that I invite you to every year?
- Nope.
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Well, they're doing
an immersive
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Alice in Wonderland experience.
Foods, costumes, rides.
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It's not to my taste, but your
river family would love it.
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Oh, would we, Dawn?
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Would our simple brains
enjoy a chance...
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Oh, my God, this looks amazing.
Yeah, we'll do this.
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So, where's Marla?
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I don't know, she told us
to meet her here.
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Look, she's gonna want us
to work on the weekend.
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I can't do that.
I need your help just
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backing her off
on that idea, okay?
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Okay, I'll definitely
give it a shot.
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Hopefully she's in
a reasonable mood.
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Welcome to my mobile office.
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Congratulations, Marla.
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You finally made it
to the iron throne.
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- Okay, just here you go.
- Oh.
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That's from both of us,
by the way.
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- No, it is not.
- Thank you.
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I have spent my entire life
clawing my way to the top.
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And now, I finally get to do
what I've always dreamed of.
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Start a family.
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- Oh, Marla, that's amazing.
- I'm so happy for you.
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I didn't know you
wanted to do that.
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Of businesses.
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- Right.
- There it is.
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Gero's is the Mommy.
GoBo is the first born.
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I want more children.
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Dry cleaners, pharmaceuticals,
a pro rugby team.
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I want a list of business
babies on my desk by Monday.
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Oh, now Marla,
it's Friday, so.
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So, you want us
to find you a bakery to buy?
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- No, no, Ennis.
- Yes! Exactly.
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- Catch up, James.
- Yeah, James, ketchup...
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...factory, eh?
Ha, ha!
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Big list, on my desk, Monday.
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I'm up!
Thank you for letting me sleep, my family.
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-Dad.
- But did you finish your work?
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Ah, yes, I found
a candy store,
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an auto repair shop,
and an indie record label
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for Gero's to swallow up.
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- I'm good.
- Great.
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That means that our super fun
family activity day can begin.
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Yeah!
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Okay, can anyone guess
what we might be doing?
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- Going to school?
- No, it's the weekend.
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- Paintball?
- No.
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- The zoo?
- No.
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Are we going
to the concert?
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No.
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Fireworks?
Nope.
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I can't do any of that.
I'm hanging out with Maya.
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You mean,
making out with Maya.
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No. No.
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I'm not.
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Are we getting a dog?
Are we getting two dogs?
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No, no.
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Okay, it's better than that.
Let me tell you.
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We are going to Alice's
Immersive Wonderland Experience.
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It's like a big carnival.
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There's rollercoasters,
there's cotton candy,
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- there's twirly bits.
- There's a rollercoaster?
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Can we please go to this?
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- Yes!
- That's, yep,
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- that's what we're doing.
- Just said that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready to get immersed?
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: Welcome to Alice's Immersive Wonderland!
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This is like if "yikes"
was a place.
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Okay, well, let's just
give it a minute.
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Maybe it'll be fun.
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Welcome to Wonderland!
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I'm late! Chase me.
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We would very much
like our money back.
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No, no, but you don't
understand, I'm very, very late.
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I'm not even close
to being on time. Look!
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Where's the rides?
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Well, the best ride of all
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is the one in your imagination.
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Second best, piggyback ride.
Hop on!
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No, don't.
Hey, back off. Just...
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What? Ah, my timepiece!
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Is this from "Star Wars?"
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{\an8}
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Guys, come on.
Okay, oh my goodness.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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Welcome to Alice's
cotton candy stand.
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- I am the Mad Hatter.
- In what way?
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That doesn't matter.
This stuff looks good. Tell us about it.
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I've been making artisan
cotton candy
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for 28 years next year.
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- So, 27 years.
- Yes.
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What flavours do you have?
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I have sundried tomato
and thyme,
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lovage, egg, and plain.
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Egg cotton candy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'll try the plain, please.
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Thank you.
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It tastes like a t-shirt.
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It's very hard to do.
243
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,958
Ooh!
Oh.
244
00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:54,250
- Time is running out!
- Oh, no.
245
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,166
♪ Time is running out,
tick-tick ♪♪
246
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,583
Okay. Just, okay.
247
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:02,083
Even for the kids,
it'll come for you.
248
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,666
Come on, guys,
let's get outta here.
249
00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:05,166
Time is running out!
Easy, easy.
250
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,125
-For all of us!
- I said, get outta here.
251
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,208
- Wanna go to the tea party?
- Get outta here! Get out!
252
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,500
Oh, I love it!
253
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,166
Why don't you come
to the tea party?
254
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,375
It's far away!
We gotta take a bus!
255
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,458
But there's snacks!
256
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,083
Honk, honk!
Beep, beep!
257
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:23,916
Oh no!
My surfing trip is ruined.
258
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,416
I was a fool to believe
259
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,333
there was a magical thing
we'd all enjoy.
260
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,875
A fool, James.
261
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,000
Remember when we could just
go someplace on a whim?
262
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,125
God, when we just got
in the car and we drove
263
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,375
to the West Coast to visit
your Mom in Tofino?
264
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:36,875
Yes. That was so fun.
265
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,041
Hmm, little complicated
'cause I haven't seen my Mom
266
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,625
since she left me
when I was six.
267
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,291
And then, on the way back,
268
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,291
you caught that bunny
with your bare hands.
269
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,000
- Reggie?
- Yes, Reggie!
270
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,083
Oh, Reggie, baby.
271
00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:53,750
Ah, being in a car
with you was just so fun.
272
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,291
You know what?
I'm not giving up on today.
273
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,875
We're together,
that's all we need.
274
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,083
Let's do something simple.
275
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,875
Yeah, we did this
last time, remember?
276
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,541
We um, invented a whole
board game with the necklaces.
277
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,333
"What The Neck?"
Yeah, "What The Neck?"
278
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,958
Everybody loved
"What The Neck?"
279
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,625
Well, what the neck
are we waiting for?
280
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,083
Yeah!
281
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,166
What the neck!
282
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:18,666
So, I get a red necklace,
and that puts me in the lead.
283
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:20,000
Ha, ha. Viv, your turn.
284
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,083
- First randomizer, six.
- Six.
285
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,083
Morris randomizer is a six!
286
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,125
- Queen of Hearts!
- Yes!
287
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:30,041
Now what happens?
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
288
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,125
Oh.
289
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,500
I'mma pick
another one.
290
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,291
Well, hold on a minute.
291
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,708
Queen, 12 means something.
292
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,666
- Right, yes, it does.
- Yes. It does.
293
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,500
Okay, so if the middle
bowl has more blue...
294
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,666
Right.
295
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,791
How about while we play
296
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:51,791
we listen to some
Jimmy Millions?
297
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,500
: Do you see this?
298
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,958
: Is it like this one?
299
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,250
: Yes, but now it's one of these.
300
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:00,958
Felix, we can't.
301
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,041
No one understands
what's happening.
302
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,833
The sounds are
different things.
303
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,625
Okay, so...
304
00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:10,541
Viv, Viv, honey.
305
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,416
Guys, come on. Everyone
pay attention to our fun.
306
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:16,291
Come on, listen to Mom.
307
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,000
Mom,
is everything okay?
308
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,333
These are
the instructions for my plants.
309
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,833
Why am I taking care
of your plants?
310
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,500
- Where are you going?
- I'm working.
311
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,166
I told you this.
312
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,708
Uh, no you didn't.
313
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,166
Remember?
Your friend Bethany
314
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,708
with the green eyes
and the cool tattoo?
315
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,708
Well, her mother started
a clinic in Iqaluit,
316
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,625
and they need nurses.
317
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,916
So, you're moving
to the Arctic?
318
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,416
No, not moving,
just going for a while.
319
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,958
With all my stuff. To live.
320
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:47,125
Mom, you can't just zip off
to a new geographical region.
321
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,583
Why not?
All my friends have adventures.
322
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,708
Losing their feet, or,
or burning their faces off.
323
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,416
You want a face burning story?
324
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,333
I want my own story to tell.
325
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,083
I wanna see the Northern Lights.
326
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,625
Anyway, I leave
in a couple of weeks!
327
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,041
Wait, Mom, no you can't
328
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,333
because you have
to watch the kids
329
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,791
the first week of summer.
We don't have camp.
330
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:08,583
You never asked me to do this.
331
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,708
Well, I was supposed to,
Mom, quite honestly.
332
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,708
Well, honestly,
I would have said no.
333
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,250
My flight's booked.
I leave in a couple of weeks.
334
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,500
I'm really excited.
335
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,666
Yeah, they're,
they're lucky to have you, Mom.
336
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,750
- We'll figure it out.
- Yes. Yes, you will.
337
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,875
Aw.
338
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,375
Ah, look, I can enroll
Viv in bread camp this week.
339
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,625
- Different loaf every day.
- Ovens in the summer, James?
340
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,958
That's a bad idea.
341
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,500
Mom, Dad, come quick!
342
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,708
Yeah, one second!
343
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,916
Okay, I think I can move
344
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,166
Felix's skateboarding
thing up here,
345
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,791
but Morris' play camp
is across town.
346
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,708
You know what? I think
I can get this week off.
347
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,166
Okay, but Marla only
gave you one week.
348
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,875
- It doesn't line up with my week.
- One sec.
349
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,916
Hey, buddy.
350
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,708
Ennis, have you booked
your week yet?
351
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:54,750
- I need your week.
- Ooh.
352
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,875
What do you mean, "ooh?"
353
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,500
We just booked
the week off work.
354
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,083
We're going to Ireland.
Forget Europe.
355
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,125
Ireland is in Europe, buddy.
: Sure, sure, sure.
356
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,916
We were at an Irish pub
trying to see
357
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,250
who had the worst Irish accent
358
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,750
and we decided to let
the Irish decide.
359
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,166
: I'm Oppenheimer.
360
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,375
Here's me hat.
361
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,291
Have you
ever tipped a ewe?
362
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,791
That's a sheep.
Hi, James.
363
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:12,958
Isn't she the best?
364
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:16,250
I'm very happy for you, buddy.
I'll see you on Monday.
365
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,541
Oh, see you. Bye!
366
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,291
Ta, ta!
367
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:21,458
- That's British.
- That's fine, it worked.
368
00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,833
Mom, Dad, come quick!
369
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,500
What's up, guys?
You figure out a new game?
370
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,166
Queens mean exchange
necklace with someone.
371
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,458
- Yes!
- Yes, and Kings mean
372
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,083
you switch places on the board.
373
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,250
I did that
all the time with Mommy.
374
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,125
You did!
You were my nemesis.
375
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,666
Okay, I want my revenge.
376
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,291
- Okay, let's do it.
- First of all,
377
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,750
these go over here,
and these go over here.
378
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,791
- And the rock!
- Rock has to go in the forest.
379
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,041
I think we could probably
push bedtime
380
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,083
a little later tonight.
Yes!
381
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,250
And what do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna eat that quiche?
382
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,458
Or I was thinking, hmm,
here's an idea, pizza?
383
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,041
Pizza! Pizza!
384
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,583
- Pizza! Pizza!
- Okay, James, go, go, go.
385
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,875
Here we go.
Got the red one.
386
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,833
Oh, Queen of Spades.
387
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,500
Ooh, okay, so that means
388
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,166
I have to switch
necklaces with Viv.
389
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,041
What the neck?
390
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,500
Ugh, Viv has a bug!
No, I don't!
391
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,916
- Wait, what? Felix.
- What do you mean
392
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,208
- she has a bug?
- Behind your ear.
393
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,666
I just saw it.
394
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,500
Let me see,
let me see, let me see.
395
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,875
- What do you mean, there's a bug?
- I don't have one. See, Mommy? Look!
396
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,375
James, she has a tick.
397
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,500
She got it from that
Wonderland nightmare.
398
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:35,375
{\an8}- Lyme disease.
Anaplasmosis.
399
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,666
Relapse fever?
Sounds like that comes back.
400
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,875
The doctor said the
tick wasn't in her long enough.
401
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,583
Doctors say all kinds
of stupid stuff, James.
402
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,083
"Drink eight glasses
of water per day.
403
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,708
Get eight hours of sleep."
404
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,958
What, is eight
the magic health number?
405
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,333
- That game was so fun.
- I know.
406
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,166
I wanna play it again.
In the fall I guess?
407
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,583
Mm-hmm.
408
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,666
Can you
believe my Mom's leaving?
409
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,583
She didn't say anything before.
410
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,208
Did she mention anything to you?
411
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,166
James, is this
a new kind of spiral?
412
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,583
Or what's, what's happening?
James?
413
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,750
James?
414
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,083
Whoa!
415
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,333
I wanna drive across
the country with you again
416
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,916
and I wanna take the kids.
417
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,791
- For spring break?
- No, now.
418
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,208
I wanna take you
and I wanna take the kids,
419
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,958
and I wanna drive
across country.
420
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:41,291
What, what about our jobs?
And school?
421
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,666
And being trapped in a van
with our children for weeks?
422
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,208
Maybe months.
423
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,291
Months?
424
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,750
What?
425
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,583
How would we even afford that,
especially if we're not working?
426
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,416
James, that's insane.
427
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:59,000
Yes, it is insane.
It is absolutely insane.
428
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,833
But there's never gonna be
a perfect time to do this.
429
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,708
And right now,
we are having a hard time
430
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,291
fitting our family
into our schedule.
431
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,416
Okay, and all our other
issues, we just... ignore
432
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,625
and quietly worry
about at night?
433
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,291
As we do. I mean,
we're gonna worry anyway.
434
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,708
Might as well do it under
the Northern Lights.
435
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,250
- Or the Rocky Mountains.
- Oh.
436
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,333
It's not Rocky
Mountain Fever.
437
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,708
Uh...
Hi.
438
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,333
I have antibiotics for Viv.
439
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,291
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- Okay, thank you.
440
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,750
Um, wait, how often does
she have to take these?
441
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,250
Only once.
442
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,375
And honestly,
it's just precautionary.
443
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,625
So, sorry to keep you waiting.
444
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:41,208
: As older parents say, "The time goes by so quickly."
445
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,916
If you look back to the beginning,
446
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,250
you can't believe how fast it's gone.
447
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,000
: You mark time by the firsts.
448
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,250
First words, first steps, first loose tooth.
449
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,083
But you can't know when it's the last time.
450
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,125
: The last time you hold hands.
451
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,625
The last time you pick them up.
452
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,375
The last time you put them to bed.
453
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,458
The last time you all fit on one couch.
454
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:05,583
: Your kids slowly grow up, one last at a time.
455
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,958
: So, even though there's lots of studies,
456
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,000
and research, and pithy posts about parenting...
457
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,416
: You might have to ignore it all
458
00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:14,958
and go with your gut.
459
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,958
: And what about the study that I started with?
460
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,875
Do kids make you less happy? Or more happy?
461
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,375
: Well, for us, it's kind of both.
462
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:26,125
Less happy, more happy. More scattered, more frustrated.
463
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:29,791
: More scared? More grounded, more proud.
464
00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:32,000
More connected.
465
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,166
More... life.
466
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,458
: So, no knock on anyone who doesn't want kids.
467
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,583
We don't blame you.
468
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:42,916
: Maybe you wanna focus on your career.
469
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,625
: Or maybe it doesn't fit your lifestyle.
470
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,500
: But if you do have kids,
471
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,416
whether it's one or lots.
472
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:53,666
Whether you and your partner have lots of resources.
473
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,750
: Or you're a single parent busting your butt
474
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,083
to make it work.
475
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,416
Kids will take the life you had and utterly ruin it.
476
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,000
: And then replace it with a life
477
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,416
that's more full of... everything.
478
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,250
♪ You are here ♪
479
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,083
♪ And so am I ♪
480
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:19,041
♪ Maybe millions of people ♪
481
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,375
♪ Go by ♪
482
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:26,291
♪ But they all disappear ♪
483
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:32,708
♪ From view ♪
484
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:42,833
♪ And I only have eyes ♪
485
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,291
♪ For you ♪♪
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