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Woman: Just let me check.
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Her 16th birthday
started five minutes ago.
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Oh, look, hilda.
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She's levitating.
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Right on schedule.
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Let's tell her she's a witch.
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No. Let her sleep.
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She starts a new
school tomorrow.
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Besides, the first
levitation is so special.
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Yeah, then it
gets old real quick.
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I can't believe our little
niece is growing up.
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Wait till Sabrina finds out
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what new doors
this will open for her.
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Wait till she finds
out you still get zits
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when you're 600.
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Well, we'd better go
before she wakes up.
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So sweet...
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So innocent.
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Just the perfect little witch.
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This is not me.
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Morning.
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Good morning. Happy
birthday, Sabrina.
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And many more to come.
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Many, many more to come.
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I got you a little something.
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Actually
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that's from both of us.
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I just forgot to sign the card.
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Hope you don't already have one.
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A black pot.
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Actually, I don't.
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Thanks.
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It's a cauldron.
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Wow.
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Even better. I can
put my pens in it.
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That's not what it's for.
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Sabrina, we have
something to tell you.
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You see, there are
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two realms... the natural
and the supernatural
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and it turns out that the
immutable laws of physics...
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You're a witch.
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What do you mean I'm a witch?
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You're a witch.
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Now you're not alone.
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I'm a witch. Hilda's a witch.
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Your father's a witch.
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And I suppose my
mom's a witch too?
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I always thought so.
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Actually your mom's mortal.
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That's why you're here...
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So that we can teach
you to use your magic.
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You know, for a second there
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you almost made me forget
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about my first day
of school. Thanks.
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But... now I've got
to go catch a bus
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to take me to my doom.
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Bye-bye. Have fun.
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And don't make too
many hand gestures.
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My aunts try hard
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but you have to admit...
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They're pretty weird.
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You have no idea.
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Summer's over.
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Come on in.
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I'm Mr. Pool.
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[ Clearing throat]
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And I know you were hoping
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I was going to spend the day
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mispronouncing your names.
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But instead let's just
jump right into biology.
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The frog is a
cold-blooded vertebrate.
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As we dissect this amphibian
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we'll be looking
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for the kidneys
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the heart... and my lost youth.
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So if you'll each
choose up a lab partner...
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Or I could pair
you off by height.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you want to...
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Harvey...
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I'll be your lab partner.
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Girl: Let's name him tad.
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Tad pole.
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Okay.
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Hey, thanks for asking
me to be your lab partner.
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I know what it's like.
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I was the new kid last year.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Do you ever feel
like you don't fit in?
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Only all the time
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but I don't want to fit it.
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I've researched it
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and awkward people
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tend to be much more
successful later in life.
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I look at Libby, I see tragedy.
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Oh. Look, girls, you've
bored your frog to death.
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Well, slice and dice.
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Oh, I hate doing this.
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If only there was
someway I could bring
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these frogs back to life.
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I think his heart is
somewhere around...
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Here.
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Look, tad's alive.
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How did that happen?
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It's franken-frog.
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Mr. Pool, ours is still kicking.
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Mike from cadaver shack's
going to hear from me.
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Can you believe how
young the freshmen look?
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May we help you?
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I just wanted to wash my hands.
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You know, frog juice.
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You know...
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If you stink
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I'm not sure it's fair
to blame the frog.
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Well, at least I don't
splash on aftershave
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to remind me of some boy
who dumped me last summer.
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How did
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you know that?
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I don't know.
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My incredible sense
of smell told me?
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Yeah, right.
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I better get going.
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Smell you later.
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Wait.
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Don't come in here again.
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From now on
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you use the freaks' bathroom.
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[ Gasps]
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Ah!
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Sabrina: Hi.
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I'm home.
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Where is everyone?
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Surprise! Surprise!
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Oh, look, a party.
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Sort of.
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Oh, look, you put
Salem in a little party hat.
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That's so cute.
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Here is a present
from your father.
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An old book, a black pot...
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Doesn't anyone shop
at the gap anymore?
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"The discovery of magic."
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Why did he give me this?
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That's why.
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This old magician
looks just like my dad.
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Surprise.
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It is your dad.
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Happy birthday, Sabrina.
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Wow, hallmark has
gone really high tech.
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Can he say anything else?
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I'm not a hologram, honey.
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I'm just in a different realm.
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A different realm?
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I thought you were at the
Toronto midway motor lodge.
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Zelda, hilda, didn't you
explain to her she's a witch?
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She doesn't believe us.
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Not this again.
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Look, I know you went to a
lot of trouble to set this joke up
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so... ha! Ha! Ha!
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Now it's over.
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No, it's just beginning.
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You are a witch.
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With real magical powers.
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And now that you're 16
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you can use them.
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And you wanted
something from the gap.
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So, what are you saying,
that I'm not who I think I am?
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You're not who I think you are?
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And my father lives in a book?
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Finally, she gets it.
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This is insane.
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I'm going to my room.
Come on, Salem.
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Can you wait till
I finish my milk?
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Did the cat just talk?
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Yes.
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And get this stupid
hat off my head.
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Oh, my god!
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I think we better let
her father handle this.
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Ted...
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[ Screams]
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Sabrina, open me up.
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No.
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We have to talk.
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You young lady,
open me this instant!
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No, I don't want
to talk to a book.
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Oh, god, I'm talking to a book.
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I can't be a witch.
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Witches don't exist.
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Honey, I know this is hard
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but you just have to accept it.
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You're not like other kids.
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You're special.
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I don't want to be special.
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I want to be normal.
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I understand, but
that ship has sailed.
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Now this makes sense
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all these years I thought
you were traveling
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with the foreign service.
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I am. It's just a lot more
foreign than you thought.
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And mom?
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Has she really been
digging for fossils in Peru?
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Yes, she is.
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Then I want to go live with her.
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You can't. You
see, there's a rule.
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If you set eyes on your
mother in the next two years
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she'll turn into a ball of wax.
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What?
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It's the way
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they discourage
mortal-witch marriages.
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So is that the reason why
you and mom got divorced?
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No.
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So, do you think maybe
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you can get back together?
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No.
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That's another
ship that's sailed.
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You're going
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to be fine.
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Just take some time
and think about all this.
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And if you ever need me...
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I'm in the index.
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I call. Five aces.
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You cheat.
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Do not.
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Do too.
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Okay, I've talked to my
dad, and I've thought about it.
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And I guess I
believe I'm a witch.
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Good, 'cause you are.
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Hey, you know what?
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Let's try some magic.
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Sabrina, you stand right there.
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Hilda, you stay there.
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All right, let's start
with the basics.
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Orange into apple.
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Now, you concentrate and point.
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Come on, try it.
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Apple... pineapple.
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That's very close.
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No, it's not.
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Try again.
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I'm not very good at this.
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You told me the 23rd
time is the charm.
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You'll learn to
control your magic.
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At the very least
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you'll always be able
to garnish a ham steak.
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One more try.
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Salem into apple.
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I think that's
enough for one night.
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The cat's right.
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Wrap it up.
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You've got school tomorrow.
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I'm a witch and I still
have to go to school?
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Mm-hmm.
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Unfair! Hey, maybe
I'll turn Mr. Pool into...
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Now, be careful.
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Pointing your finger at
people, it could be dangerous.
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You're pointing at me.
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I have the safety on.
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[ Alarm sounds]
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Good morning.
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Morning.
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Pineapple?
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You're going to be late.
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So, I'm a witch.
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Can't I just turn back time?
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Uh-uh. A witch
can't change time.
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That's one of the rules.
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You're kidding?
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Nope.
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Got to go.
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You also can't
get rid of cellulite.
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I got a joke.
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Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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Brad.
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Brad who?
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Brad Pitt.
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Is there any other
Brad worth mentioning?
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Thank you for coming.
278
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,670
Did you enjoy that pop quiz?
279
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,400
I am so bad at history.
280
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,330
Me too.
281
00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,190
How are we supposed
to remember things
282
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:41,880
that happened so long ago?
283
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:42,980
Boy: Heads up!
284
00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:44,770
Watch it with the football.
285
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,050
Are you okay?
286
00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:49,810
Try to live in this
world, not just your own.
287
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,220
Freak.
288
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,740
Can I sit here?
289
00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,080
Sure.
290
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:01,120
How's your head?
291
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:02,640
Um, it kind of hurts.
292
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,290
Sorry.
293
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,530
I didn't mean to hit
you with the football.
294
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,080
Oh, that was you?
295
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:09,740
You have a really good arm.
296
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,640
Thanks.
297
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,120
Oh, do you know Jenny?
298
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:16,530
You live in the house with
the funny mailbox, right?
299
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,430
It's not our fault.
300
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:18,890
The people who
lived there before us
301
00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,710
were actually named
Mr. and Mrs. Hogg.
302
00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,080
No, it's cute.
303
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:24,220
My mailbox is boring.
304
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:27,020
It's really just a
place to put letters.
305
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,600
Mine too.
306
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,670
Hi, Harvey. I'm having a party
307
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,260
Saturday night.
308
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360
You'll be there, right?
309
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,330
Sure. I'm not
doing anything else.
310
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,150
Perfect.
311
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,080
Everyone cool is coming.
312
00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:42,530
Well, that's all.
313
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,640
Oh, no.
314
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,770
Smell you later.
315
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,570
You did that on purpose.
316
00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:50,840
Prove it.
317
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,290
Don't walk away.
318
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,400
I mean it, I'm not
done talking with you!
319
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,770
You! You! You!
320
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,430
Where did Libby go?
321
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,460
I have no idea.
322
00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:25,400
Goodie, there's
a lecture at m.I.T.
323
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,670
On the Heisenberg
uncertainty principle.
324
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:29,810
It's either at 8:00 or at 10:00.
325
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,640
[ Door slams]
326
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,150
I hate being a witch!
327
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,600
I just turned the most
popular girl in school
328
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,190
into a pineapple!
329
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,080
Why?
330
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:38,710
Because, it's the
only thing I know.
331
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,910
Chill.
332
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,330
I can fix this.
333
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:45,770
Chunks or rings?
334
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,500
Hilda... there are other ways.
335
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,600
Wedges?
336
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,640
Sabrina doesn't know
how to seal her spells yet
337
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,120
so...
338
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:57,670
The popular girl is not a fruit.
339
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,360
There.
340
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,740
All better.
341
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,400
What am I doing in your house?
342
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,330
You... came over for a visit.
343
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,810
I would not.
344
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,260
You did something to me.
345
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,330
You sent me somewhere.
346
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,840
It was small and it
smelled like Hawaii.
347
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,570
Look, Libby, I'm sorry...
348
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:21,190
Not as sorry as you will be.
349
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,050
You're an even bigger
freak than I thought
350
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,050
and the whole school's going
351
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,150
to know about it.
352
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,740
See, my way, she'd
be on a toothpick.
353
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,430
It's over.
354
00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:32,530
My life is over.
355
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,810
I mean, it's not just
over... It's over-over!
356
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,050
Oh, stop...
357
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,640
Libby can't hurt you.
358
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:41,910
She's just one person
with a crazy story.
359
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,080
She's a cheerleader.
360
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,570
Nobody has more credibility.
361
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,840
The only way to make this
better would be to turn back time
362
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,200
and you said a
witch can't do that.
363
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,220
Awitch can't
364
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,360
but collectively,
we do have powers
365
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,050
that a single witch doesn't.
366
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,600
It's a union thing.
367
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,600
So it's possible?
368
00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:59,290
You can appeal to
the witches' council
369
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,880
but they only
Grant time reversal
370
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,710
in extreme cases.
371
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,400
Like for two months
372
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,460
a bunny ruled all of england.
373
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,330
When?
374
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:06,880
See?
375
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,190
Well, how do I get
376
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,430
to this witches' council?
377
00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,710
It's ten million
light-years away.
378
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,020
But there's a shortcut
through our linen closet.
379
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,260
Now, the head of the
council is named drell.
380
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,880
He's a mean, pig-headed,
power-mad despot.
381
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,810
We used to date.
382
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,190
I haven't seen him in centuries.
383
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,050
Not since he left
her at the alter.
384
00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:27,950
Daddy lost a huge
deposit on the Parthenon.
385
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,460
Would you let that go?
386
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,910
It's ancient history.
387
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,650
I knew drell was bad news. I
didn't even want that big wedding...
388
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:35,670
Excuse me! I'm trying
to turn back time here.
389
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,050
Can we go?
390
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,220
Oh, no, I couldn't.
391
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,500
I swore I would never
talk to drell again
392
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,500
as long as he lived.
393
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,400
Besides, the council
will respect you more
394
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,640
if you go alone.
395
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,050
Now, make a left at the towels
396
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,290
and follow the signs.
397
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,910
And watch out for drell.
398
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:49,770
And whatever you do
399
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,400
don't stare at his mole.
400
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,330
Oh... sorry, is this
the witches' council?
401
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:02,400
Yes... don't believe you
have an appointment.
402
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,810
Drell, did you remember
to feed the candle?
403
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,770
There. Happy?
404
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,770
Uh, I know I don't
have an appointment
405
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,020
but I, um... Brought
a washcloth.
406
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,980
Okay, uh, state your name,
407
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
age and request.
408
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,570
We'll see if we can fit you in.
409
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,290
I'm Sabrina, 16, I'd
like to turn back time.
410
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,570
Denied!
411
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,220
Well, we fit you in.
412
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,220
Next order of business.
413
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,890
Are you staring at my mole?
414
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,530
No. I just didn't get a chance
415
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,810
to explain why I
wanted to turn back time.
416
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,770
Let's humor her.
417
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,670
Okay... speak!
418
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,910
But quickly.
419
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,150
Where do I start?
420
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,120
Well, from the moment
I started my new school
421
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,220
I didn't fit in.
422
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:50,570
I wore the wrong shoes
423
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:51,330
which may seem like nothing
424
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,600
but kids can be so judgmental...
425
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,460
I said quickly.
426
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,540
[ Unnaturally fast]: By the time I got to
the cafeteria, Libby spilled grape soda on me
427
00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,270
I was already a bit tense. That's
why I turned her into a pineapple.
428
00:15:59,290 --> 00:15:59,910
It wasn't my fault.
You don't know this girl.
429
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,360
She's not a witch
430
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,330
but she has the power to turn
the whole school against me
431
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,050
and frankly, life is hard enough
432
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,750
knowing you really are a freak
without everyone else knowing it, too.
433
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:08,050
Oh, the problems of teenagers
434
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,950
are sointeresting.
435
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,190
We'll review your case
436
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,290
and get back to you.
437
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,600
But I need to know.
438
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,220
And you will!
439
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,080
Now go! And don't let
440
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,530
the time-space continuum
441
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,050
hit you on the way out.
442
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,080
You love me, don't
you, huh, moley?
443
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,050
Sabrina: Salem
444
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,440
do you think they'll
Grant the time reversal?
445
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,260
I'm the wrong witch to ask.
446
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,840
They weren't very
lenient with me.
447
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,740
Sentenced to 100
years as a cat...
448
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,020
And for what?
449
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,810
I don't know. For what?
450
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,910
Oh, like any young kid
451
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,290
I dreamed of world domination.
452
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,120
'Course, they really crack down
453
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,400
when you act upon it.
454
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,220
Wow. No wonder you're
so possessive of the sofa.
455
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,610
Mmm... it would
have been glorious.
456
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:56,770
Meas the firm but
just emperor of earth.
457
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,260
Trust me... being a house
pet wasn't even plan "b."
458
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,410
Come on, it's not that bad.
459
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,880
You take 5,000 naps a day.
460
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,640
I can't go dancing.
461
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,460
I can't play squash.
462
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,950
The sound of the can
opener is the only thing
463
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:11,640
that makes me feel truly alive.
464
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,150
Salem?
465
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,980
Would you like
your rubber mouse?
466
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,710
Please.
467
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,020
Any word from the
witches' council?
468
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,020
Not yet, and if i'm
going to school.
469
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,840
I have to leave any second.
470
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:27,670
That's it.
471
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,770
That's it?
472
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:29,670
Careful, don't
burn your fingers.
473
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,910
Please-please-please...
474
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,360
Request denied!
475
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:34,880
[ Sighs]
476
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,910
I'm sorry, honey.
477
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,640
It's okay.
478
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:39,740
So, where are we moving?
479
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,190
I hear Greenland's a groove.
480
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,930
Get your books...
You're going to be late.
481
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,020
You don't understand.
482
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,410
Aunt hilda, I'm
not going to school.
483
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,670
Oh, yes, you are.
You can do this.
484
00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:50,530
You can't go through
life being afraid of things.
485
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,260
Toughen up.
486
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,600
But everyone'll laugh at me.
487
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:54,190
Toughen up.
488
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,050
So that's my choice?
489
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,880
Toughen up or toughen up?
490
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:57,810
Aunt Zelda, will you help me?
491
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,050
Oh, you know I hate to say it
492
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:02,020
but aunt hilda's right.
493
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,330
I mean, who cares
what the other kids say?
494
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:07,810
Actually... Libby
thought I was a freak
495
00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:09,330
even before this happened.
496
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:11,640
See? See?
497
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:14,050
Fine. I surrender.
498
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,670
I guess every school
needs a weird kid.
499
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,880
Might as well be me.
500
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,670
I was the weird kid.
501
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,770
They don't tar and
feather anymore, do they?
502
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,980
I hated that.
503
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:28,740
You know who's fault this is?
504
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,460
That jerk, drell's.
505
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,260
Just a thought, but I bet you
506
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,330
could convince him
to change his mind.
507
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:37,020
Me?
508
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,740
I don't think so.
509
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,460
Besides, Sabrina's
going to be fine.
510
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:43,770
Yes, she'll be
ostracized and reviled
511
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,020
but... she'll get over it.
512
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,460
The wounds will heal.
513
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,810
The scars will fade.
514
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:52,360
You know I can't face drell!
515
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,080
Toughen up.
516
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,880
It's payback time, drell.
517
00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,600
I'm coming in!
518
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,910
Drell: Hilda, what
are you doing here?
519
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,500
Get your hands off my mole!
520
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,330
Hey... I got a joke.
521
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:12,840
Knock-knock.
522
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:13,360
Who's there?
523
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,460
Brad.
524
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,600
Brad Pitt? You told
me that yesterday.
525
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,710
No, I didn't.
526
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,600
I just heard it on the bus.
527
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,880
Really?
528
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,570
Excellent work, Sabrina.
529
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,950
I cannot believe you
aced the pop quiz.
530
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,460
What can I say?
I just love history.
531
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,640
Man: Heads up!
532
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,360
All right! Nice catch.
533
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,500
[ Applause]
534
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,330
Can I sit here?
535
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,290
Sure.
536
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,120
That was a great catch.
537
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,600
I was in the zone.
538
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:45,770
Do you know Jenny?
539
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,720
You live in the house with
the funny mailbox, right?
540
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,220
Before we get into that...
541
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:51,790
If you're not doing anything Saturday
night, would you like to see a movie
542
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:52,840
with Jenny and me?
543
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,190
Sure, that sounds like fun.
544
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,810
Cool.cool.
545
00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:59,360
So, you were saying
about mailboxes?
546
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,360
Hi, Harvey.
547
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,190
I'm having a party
Saturday night.
548
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:03,740
You'll be there, right?
549
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,740
Sorry, I just made plans.
550
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:07,950
Bubbleburst.
551
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,530
And I bet you wanted
everyone cool to come.
552
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,500
[ Screams]
553
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:23,810
I love being a witch!
554
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,580
I don't know what made the
council change their minds
555
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,530
but I got to do the
whole day over again!
556
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,640
And now the teachers
think I'm smart
557
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,050
the jocks think I'm cool
558
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,270
oh, and I'm going to the movies
559
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,910
with Harvey and
Jenny Saturday night.
560
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,120
Woo-hoo! I'm normal!
561
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,640
Got to go tell the cat.
562
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:40,710
Teens...
563
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,530
What about them?
564
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,770
Just in general.
565
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,500
Salem, I don't play squash
566
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,050
but how about a dance?
567
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,530
And once I controlled eurasia
I was going to advance...
568
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,150
Oh, Salem, can
you hold that thought
569
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,340
I'll be right back, I've got
to go get some more milk.
570
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,120
Stay where you
are. You're a witch.
571
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:11,980
Look under the m's.
572
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,600
Wow, magic milk!
573
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:22,670
Cool, it worked! Hey, I
could get used to this magic.
574
00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:25,220
Hey, share!
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