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- Watch
"The Vampire Lestat: After Dark"
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on AMC+ or wherever you
get your podcasts.
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- Previously on
"The Vampire Lestat"...
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- What do you think about
the Great Conversion?
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- Vampires taking over
the world.
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Fucking stupid.
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- I saw Claudia in New York,
someone who looked like her.
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Thank you, Regina.
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- Eff this. Eff you.
We quit.
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- I'm guessing you haven't
heard from my maker.
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- I'm sorry you were
burdened out of spite.
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- Where does
the bullshit start?
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Armand? Amadeo?
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- My name is Arun.
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- Hello, Arun.
- I am an addict.
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I love you, Lestat.
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- There's not room enough in
this box for your desperation.
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- I have this weird thing
that happens.
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Suddenly, everyone around me
disappears, and I feel him.
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- Stop. Armand.
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- Gabriella Vecce,
my first fledgling.
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She died.
- What the hell?
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He was crying
fucking blood tears.
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Did no one see that?
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- It brought poor Dan
to his knees
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and seeded a hate for me
inside him.
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How long are you gonna stay?
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I saw you two times
last century.
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It's not
an unreasonable question.
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[piano music]
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- All rockers sing
about the road.
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It's practically preordained.
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♪ ♪
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Seger turned the page.
Brown loaded out.
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Jon Bon played for keeps
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because he had
too many doubts.
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[chuckles]
I mean, that's not the lyric,
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but it should have been.
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And Phil X was a better
guitarist than Richie Sambora.
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There, I said it
so you don't have to.
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I'm rambling a bit here.
What am I trying to say?
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Clichés about the road
can be concussive,
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but it doesn't
make them conclusive.
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- Let's get the old guy
in the front
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to watch you choke me.
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- It can grind you down
or deliver you home.
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And which would it be
for our Marginal Mystery Tour
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back in the bosom of
the nifty 50 United States?
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Digitally,
there was some optimism,
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as somewhere between
the P Diddler
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and Chipotle's new
Adobo Ranch sauce,
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The Vampire Lestat found
itself momentarily trending.
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Cell phone footage
of yours truly went viral
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as both irrefutable proof
of the cloud gift
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and deepfake Antichrist.
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More red meat for Reddit.
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But a shot in the arm
for your front man,
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distracted by a lingering muse
and the sudden disappearance
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of the Vampire Sofia.
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I would later find out
the hits were
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predominantly bots paid for
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out of a Talamasca
discretionary fund.
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Should your
privileged purse strings
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become interested in pursuing
the actual truth
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of our recent
apocalyptic adversities,
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look no further than
that watchful order
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of the river of discreet money
flowing in dark directions.
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Nonetheless,
I was in my grand brat phase,
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with more gigs in the rearview
than the road ahead.
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[sighs]
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[upbeat music]
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And our bus never
stopped for gas.
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We ran on bots
and abandonment.
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[sirens wailing]
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[frantic chatter]
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- Take this shit.
Dump that shit. Be careful.
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Don't get it
on the floor.
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[frantic chatter continues]
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- Just dump it. Just dump it.
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- Ew. Ew!
- You need this shit?
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- Can I eat this one too?
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[dog barking]
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- Let me guess, 71 in a 65?
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- You want to tell me what's
in that bowl right there?
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- That's cocaine.
- He exercises his...
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right to remain silent.
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- You mind repeating that
for the body cam?
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- Oh, the body cam,
democracy's compact mirror,
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which is funny,
because that was a joke,
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because this is actually, um,
powdered makeup.
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[dog barking]
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- Delilah doesn't bark
at makeup.
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I'm gonna have you all
step outside now.
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- You'll need
a judge's warrant, so--
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- Why don't you take a seat?
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Come, Delilah. Take a seat.
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Delilah was right.
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It is cocaine.
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We are a rock band.
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And we need it
to do our job properly,
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just as you need your firearm
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and your expansive
interpretation
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of the Fourth Amendment
to do your job properly.
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- Lestat, that's--
- That's her line.
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I stole it from her.
She is a very good lawyer.
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Now, you do
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one of the most difficult jobs
in our society.
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You see humanity at its worst
every shift you take.
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And I can only imagine
how that affects your judgment
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and your home life.
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- It does.
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- If it were up to me,
I would not allow
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anybody who puts on the uniform
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to work more than
35 hours a week.
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- Thank you.
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- This arrest would go poorly.
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The blood tests that
you would administer on me
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would be weird.
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- Get the body cam.
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- And your precinct would be
put in harm's way.
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- You look very pretty now.
- Yeah.
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You go be
the rough man standing,
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ready to do violence
on our behalf.
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Officer Giloogly
took a week off.
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TC thought for the first time,
maybe she could be a vampire.
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Larry wished his brother
could have been there.
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And on a computer hard drive
in a public library
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somewhere on the eastern seaboard,
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a manifesto waited patiently.
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We were
on the devil's road now,
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hurtling towards end times.
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["All Fall Down"]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm the little killer ♪
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♪ I'm the lonely one ♪
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♪ I'm the chill
creeping up your spine ♪
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♪ Telling you to run ♪
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♪ I'm a hanging shadow ♪
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♪ I'm a lost love ♪
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♪ I'm the past
and the future ♪
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♪ The last of the sutures,
the cooing dove ♪
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♪ We're the rock and rollers ♪
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♪ We're the good time ♪
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♪ We're the heart
pumping blood ♪
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♪ We're the face in the mud ♪
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♪ We're this stupid rhyme ♪
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♪ Bang, bang
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
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- ♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang ♪
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♪ All fall down ♪
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♪ Burn the ground ♪
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♪ All fall down ♪
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♪ Burn the ♪
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♪ Bang, bang
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
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- ♪ Bang, bang
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
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- ♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang ♪
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Do you hear that, Armand?
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[static crackling]
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- You are listening
to "The Failures,"
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Album 33, Side B.
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[gentle piano music]
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- Service stations.
Travel plazas.
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Off the Autobahn
they're called Raststatte.
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On the devil's road,
these liminal spaces
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have no name,
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for the occupants
are not aware
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they need rest or service.
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- What can I get you?
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Hi. What can I get you?
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Menu? Coffee?
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Anything to drink?
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- Louis du Lac or Thomas Pitt
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or he who licenses
and franchises the night
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was more feared
than wanted now.
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And he could do his business
wherever he wanted.
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And being in
the same space with her
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was satisfying
in a way the destruction
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of the Vampire Bruce was not.
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He told himself
he was in control.
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We all did that year.
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- Best thing to do
with our burger
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is let it cool till the grease
is all soaked, bread's all wet.
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- I'm getting to it.
- All right.
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Well, Chef gets all aggy when
plates come back untouched.
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♪ ♪
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[bell dings]
That's better.
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Now you know
you shouldn't eat here.
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- [laughs]
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- Regina!
[bell rings]
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- Bethnal Green?
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Hackney?
- Piss off. Hackney?
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- Homerton?
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- What do you know about East?
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- I got a place in Marylebone.
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- Exactly, you posh boy.
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Get Hackney
off the tube map, did you?
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You ever even stepped foot
in zone two?
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- Miss, I think that's mine.
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- Mine till I give it to you.
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[soft rock music playing]
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Burn your mouth you eat it now.
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- What you doing in Brooklyn?
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- You're here three times
in five nights,
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Marylebone,
with your cashmere sweatsuit.
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- You a student?
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- I'm a waitress.
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And my ass ain't on the menu,
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but it does cost,
so tip better.
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You can afford it.
- Oh, no.
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No, no. You got me wrong.
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I'm, uh, spoken for.
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- Oh, you're gay.
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- Gay, gay, gay.
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- Burn my ass up.
You're gay.
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You order burgers.
You don't like burgers.
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You're a riddle, Thomas Pitt,
or just cheap rich.
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- And you know, it's, like,
essentially, like,
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a middle school cheer
with the big crowd claps
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on the Roland
for the backbeat.
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- Lyrics?
- Working on some.
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[chuckles]
That's my little pizza vampire.
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- Just show--sing him a song.
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- All right.
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From the--from the verse?
- No, no, from the chorus.
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Go from the--
- It's weird.
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It's wild, man.
- One, two, one, two, three!
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- ♪ Big bus ♪
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♪ Drink a little cup ♪
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♪ Big bus ♪
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♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ 'Cause he is hungry ♪
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♪ And his name is Lestat
It'll rhyme better.
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- I mean, it's all, like,
gigs and gas and gear
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and sharing a shitter
with Salamander.
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But, you know--
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- ♪ Oh, snap, la, la, la,
la, la, la ♪
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- Wait, really?
Are you serious?
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- It'll make more sense.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Wait, hold on.
- Dude, yes.
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- Like...
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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BGVs on the choruses.
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Literally, they're like...
♪ The 1, 7, 3, 4 ♪
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♪ Or the 1, 3, 4, 6 ♪
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- Seventh is better.
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Than you can set it up
on the verses with an A, maybe.
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All the verses on an A
with the turnaround on G,
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like they're flipping their
ponytails before every line.
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- Stop it!
That's so cute.
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- We're talking
to two of the majors.
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Why would I tell you that?
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- Lover.
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Sony? Warner?
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- [whispering]
Forebody.
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00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:44,992
- Who?
254
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,558
- FixBarrel, Rylo Pi,
The Bethanys.
255
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,038
- Rylo's tight.
256
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,300
- I like offers.
257
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,302
- He doesn't like The Bethanys?
258
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,303
both: ♪ Show us your tits! ♪
259
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,391
- Your singer.
260
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,393
- Fuckin' hell. Jesus.
261
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,917
- Shit, and you die.
262
00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:01,051
- If vampires kill
and Jesus saves,
263
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,185
what does the Vampire Messiah
owe the world?
264
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,490
- Ooh.
265
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,754
A playful handbag,
and a lie told well.
266
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,320
- Where is Sofia?
267
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,627
- No idea.
Do you miss her?
268
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,064
- I was making a play,
but Czechstat jumped the line.
269
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,414
He's been glum ever since
you rolled the pony
270
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:20,027
and Christine stuck him
in that Chevy Malibu.
271
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,594
Why don't you just use
the mind gift?
272
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,597
- Oh, telepathy takes energy,
as you know, Dan,
273
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,992
and I save all mine
for Wor-chester, Massachusetts.
274
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,560
- Worcester.
- Wor-chester.
275
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,518
- Worcester.
276
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,564
- Wor-chest-ester.
277
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,087
- Worcester, Massachusetts.
278
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,393
- Ridiculous.
[phone pings]
279
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,569
Oh, look, she's getting
her twat lasered
280
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,266
by a Mi'kmaq in Bar Harbor.
281
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,746
- It's Mi'kmaw.
282
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,314
Mi'kmaq is the whole people.
283
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,229
- Oh, thank you, Fareed.
284
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,187
- Are you getting this?
- We're good, we're good.
285
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,712
- She's gonna meet us
in Albany.
286
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,452
Sloppy thirds
for the Vampire Bourdain.
287
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,673
- Let's talk about your mother.
288
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,415
- My mother?
289
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,025
- Gabriella?
290
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,505
- Mm.
291
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,163
Why let the past
stay in the past?
292
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,599
I welcome the dead.
293
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,340
- Cool.
294
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,604
Let's see what failures
we can pin on dear old mom.
295
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,345
- Not much left to tell,
I'm afraid.
296
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,912
She took like Nicky did.
297
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,479
- A great love.
298
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:25,092
Not your first love.
299
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,441
- We left the theatre
to your maker
300
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,922
and stole away by carriage.
301
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,228
She stopped talking
almost immediately.
302
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,449
- Once we're there,
wherever there is,
303
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,017
we are fallen French nobles.
304
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,020
- A lesser family,
an obscure name.
305
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,804
Coligny, Courcillon.
306
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,199
- Who escaped the guillotine
by fleeing to the...
307
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,201
- The Dutch Republic.
308
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,333
- Which is known for...
309
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,814
- Very little.
[both laugh]
310
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,990
We can go wherever we want.
311
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,689
- We can be whoever we want.
312
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,083
Skittish letter carriers
one night
313
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,217
and dashing highwaymen
the next.
314
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:06,133
- We forgot one thing.
315
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,874
- That is?
316
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,485
- The roof and the two coffins
strapped to it.
317
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,270
[both laugh]
318
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,056
People will be curious.
319
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,188
- We can say
we're undertakers.
320
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,581
- And then
they will ask questions,
321
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,104
and we will risk exposure.
322
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,323
- We'll have to kill them.
323
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:26,544
[both laugh]
324
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,155
No, no, no. I know.
325
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:33,551
We will say, that is
our dear departed Uncle Marius,
326
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:39,731
who was bored to death
by our tart nephew, Armand.
327
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,864
- And what of
the other coffin, Madame?
328
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,824
- Hmm. Um...
329
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,173
- Then we will have
to kill them.
330
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,957
[both laugh]
331
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,785
My mortal mother was vibrant.
332
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,962
As a vampire, she was remote.
333
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,659
She could not function.
334
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:58,228
- By "function,"
you mean what?
335
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,490
- She would not hunt.
336
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,623
I had to carry her to coffin.
337
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,148
She used the last of her
energies to write me a note.
338
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,499
"Leave me in a clearing.
Leave me to the day."
339
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,588
I always did
what my mother asked.
340
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,417
- A mama's boy.
341
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,376
[seagull calls]
342
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,076
- Are you close
to your mother, Fareed?
343
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,036
- She passed.
344
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,559
- Were you there
when she died?
345
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:28,258
- I was on a plane
on the way to see her.
346
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,086
My sister told me
when I landed.
347
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,045
[brakes hiss]
348
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,136
- And where were you
when your daddy killed you
349
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,789
on an airplane, Dan?
350
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,490
On your way to see
your daughters, your Alice,
351
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:46,798
or just your book agent?
352
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,670
- Did you eat his watermelon?
[indistinct chatter]
353
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,454
- No way!
- [screaming]
354
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,805
[laughter and cheering]
355
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,155
- Hey. Oh.
- Good to see you.
356
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,721
[indistinct chatter]
357
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,635
- Oh, good.
358
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,028
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪
359
00:14:59,159 --> 00:14:59,942
Didn't want to believe it.
360
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,944
- Oh, my God.
361
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,772
- You snake.
- Hey, singer.
362
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,904
- Are you gonna stop
bitching now?
363
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,644
- You were missed.
364
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,951
- Ah, the piece of shit
brothers are back.
365
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,648
- You are listening
to "The Failures,"
366
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,260
Album 37, Side A.
367
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,610
[rock music]
368
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,352
- Rosenthal!
369
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,267
Apuzzo!
370
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,574
Farrow!
371
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,316
- ♪ This song is called ♪
372
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,144
♪ My sister's portrait ♪
373
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,624
- Come on. Come on.
374
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,756
Greenwald!
375
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,716
[muffled music]
376
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,588
♪ ♪
377
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:41,114
[muffled clattering
and chatter]
378
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,209
- Hello, Daniel.
379
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,216
It's me.
380
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,742
- Hi, Dad.
381
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,399
- I can only imagine
your anger--
382
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,836
- Stop!
383
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,359
Turn around.
384
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,970
Walk in the opposite direction
385
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,275
until you're halfway around
the world.
386
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:15,017
Once there, find a radioactive
storage facility
387
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:18,151
and, as is your way,
asshole your way inside
388
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,543
and see if the workers
will give you a couple
389
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,502
of spent fuel rods to suck on.
390
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,112
Do that for however long
it takes
391
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,722
until your eyes begin
to cave in
392
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,028
and your dick falls off.
393
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551
After that, lose my number.
394
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,205
After that, fuck off!
395
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,251
[pins clatter]
396
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,342
[indistinct chatter]
397
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,910
- I have been enduring intense
conversation with myself.
398
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,261
And as part of this journey,
I wish to read you
399
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,394
something I have written from
the deepest regions of my soul.
400
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,875
"Dear Daniel, of all things
that walk the garden,
401
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,095
"it is you I have done
the most harm to,
402
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,444
and it is to you I"--
403
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,923
- Wait, wait, wait.
[laughs]
404
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,274
Are you doing the Steps?
405
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,797
Oh, my God.
[laughs]
406
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,581
- "I know this is
52 years late"--
407
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,975
- Wait a minute.
What group would have you?
408
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,239
What, the Pseudologia Pensioner
Fuckboys for Sobriety?
409
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,893
- "I know when we first met"--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
410
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,069
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
411
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,723
I've done this myself once.
412
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,116
Let me try.
413
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,770
"Hey, Son. Dad here.
414
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,859
"Sorry about the deadbeat,
no-child-support vibe
415
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,079
"I've been giving off
for the past two years.
416
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,647
"Sorry about killing you
on a private jet.
417
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,562
"I probably could have waited
till you crossed the GW,
418
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,738
"but no,
your vampire birth certificate
419
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,522
"resides in fucking Newark.
420
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,655
"Oh, oh, oh,
and one more thing,
421
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,961
"you're not gonna get any
of my special vamp skills
422
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,485
"because my blood sucks.
423
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,443
"And oh, by the way,
424
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,489
"I'm a friendless
bottom twink sociopath.
425
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,621
"Sorry about Dubai.
426
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,362
"Sorry about San Francisco.
427
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,278
"And hey, a big-time sorry
428
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,889
"about every second
in your life in between--
429
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,196
"the two divorces,
430
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,372
"the blackout years
at Knight Ridder,
431
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
"the five trips to rehab,
432
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,984
"the year listening to Phish.
433
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,682
"Yeah, that's all on me.
434
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,076
"But hey, boyo,
you have to admit
435
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,252
"that it really does all
boomerang 'round
436
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,731
"at Castro Street
437
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,951
"and your weekend
at Mengele's, doesn't it?
438
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,649
"I'm really sorry
about that, Danny.
439
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,652
"It was my job to put you
out of your misery.
440
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,220
"But, hey, when a bucket
of Louisiana fried chicken
441
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,397
"walks into the room and says,
'Stop,' well, what can I say?
442
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:18,097
"I'm just a 500-year-old pussy.
443
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,620
Oops!"
444
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,057
Pick up the tab,
will you, Pops?
445
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,629
[mellow music playing]
446
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,589
♪ ♪
447
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,461
- Done some googling.
448
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,464
You're, like, the 566th
richest man in the world,
449
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,726
according to
wealth aggregator.
450
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,163
- Am I?
- [chuckles]
451
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,644
So is Marylebone
all pussyfoot humble?
452
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,254
- How's your bank account,
Zone 2?
453
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,647
- Put it like this.
454
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,605
Ceiling tiles fell off
the ceiling in my flat
455
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,607
and, like, mice fell out.
456
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,566
- Lucky it's mice, not rats.
457
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,046
- And wires fell dangling down
in the living room.
458
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,136
Had to duct tape
the electronics to the wall.
459
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,616
Had a few mod hopes
for New York,
460
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,532
but so far it's been, like,
six flatmates and one toilet.
461
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,491
And it's like,
do I take my tampon out
462
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,755
in front of the podcaster
been with us since Tuesday?
463
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,061
Meanwhile, man's living
at the top of Domino Square
464
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,933
and owns, like,
naff Dracula hotels
465
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,978
with coffin wallpaper.
466
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:17,068
- [laughs]
I got a mixed set of holdings.
467
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,766
- And I got a mixed set
of punters,
468
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,856
but you're the only one
watching me like I'm Netflix.
469
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,642
- Oh.
470
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,731
If I'm bothering you--
471
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,168
- Regina.
472
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:33,476
- It's just,
you've been helping me,
473
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,086
just--just being you.
474
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,394
You caught me at a lonely hour.
475
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,571
And I don't want
to put this on you.
476
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:42,877
- Sure, you do.
477
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,227
It's right there, in your jaw.
478
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,664
What is it?
479
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,537
I remind you of your sis?
480
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,669
- We got to do something
about your mice problem.
481
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,149
Let's talk about that.
482
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,107
- Or is it,
your year-three teacher
483
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,283
hanged herself at school,
and you found her
484
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,762
with her legs all stiff?
485
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,635
- In a million guesses,
you would not guess.
486
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,208
You're asking?
487
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,558
- I'm asking.
488
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,828
- Regina!
489
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:24,179
- You know this book?
490
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,963
- Seen it, I think.
491
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,182
Horror book?
492
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,228
- No, it's real.
493
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,495
There's a girl in it.
494
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,585
- What happened to her?
495
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:45,200
♪ ♪
496
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,768
- Sorry.
497
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,296
[choral singing]
498
00:20:54,427 --> 00:21:00,955
♪ ♪
499
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,696
- Will we hear
the church bells
500
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,394
over their wine-drunk hearts
echoing off the walls?
501
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:09,093
- Have you lost
your monk's teachings, Master?
502
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:12,923
The bells are silent
on Holy Saturday.
503
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:16,623
- Beneficent whipping
and no soup served.
504
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,539
The lesson did not hold,
it seems.
505
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,758
How many hearts do you hear
in the dwelling?
506
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,718
[hearts thumping]
507
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,070
- 30.
508
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,550
- 32.
509
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:38,297
- The procession makes it hard
to keep the numbers.
510
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:43,780
- 32 hearts and only 27 bodies.
511
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,652
There's a card game upstairs.
512
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,001
- Three more.
513
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,745
- And two in the cellar.
514
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,271
- In flagrante delicto.
515
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,276
- On Holy Saturday, no less.
516
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,843
- Mm.
517
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,456
- [clears throat]
518
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:08,849
Did you come here as a girl?
519
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,503
- Never.
520
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,853
Passed by
in my horse-drawn cage,
521
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:16,073
wrapped head to foot
in black lace,
522
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,947
veil over my eyes,
bible in my hands.
523
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,775
Oh.
524
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,038
Marius approaches.
- [chuckles]
525
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,128
- Mi scusi, signora.
- Hmm, si?
526
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,131
- [speaking Italian]
527
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,709
- Ah.
528
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,864
- I'm not a Vecce anymore.
529
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:12,695
Not a marquise, not a wife,
530
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:16,482
not a mother, not a woman.
531
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:21,138
- What, then?
532
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:25,708
- I'm a fever
that comes in the night
533
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,884
and kills by the morning.
534
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,887
["Plastic Fiends"]
535
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:34,238
The Christ is thirsty.
536
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:39,940
- So was he clutching Jesus
while you sucked him off?
537
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,550
- I believe we left
plaster savior
538
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:43,247
in the corner facing the wall.
539
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,945
It was Holy Saturday,
after all.
540
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,686
- Great.
541
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,906
I think we're decidedly sold
on your sexual fluidity.
542
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,126
- Dan's still angry
about a little trick
543
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,215
I played on him
the other night, Andrew.
544
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,826
It is Andrew, right? Huh?
545
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,002
- Andrew Miliken,
Forebody Records.
546
00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,657
- Well, I didn't trash
a $50,000 car afterwards.
547
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:04,051
Maybe you're still angry.
- [laughs]
548
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,357
It was a gift, Dan,
from one vampire to another.
549
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,577
It was not for our film.
550
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,841
- I don't need your gift.
551
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:15,802
- Missing the psychodrama
of Dubai?
552
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,978
Do you want me to play dumb
like your maker
553
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,807
and pretend
you're two steps ahead of me?
554
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,462
- So what, this guy's,
like, your sponsor?
555
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:26,029
- I'm not really using
that word, you know?
556
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,596
I talk to him, like,
every other night.
557
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,511
And he's--
[laughs]
558
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:30,947
This is gonna sound
like a can of corn.
559
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,558
- I like corn.
560
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,908
- He's like a god.
561
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,605
- Mm.
562
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,389
Gods and record deals
563
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,479
popping up like crazy
right now.
564
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:43,351
- I don't think mine can float.
565
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,832
But all that shit
I was carrying,
566
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:49,488
I was putting
onto other people, onto you,
567
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:52,795
this guy erased it all, brother.
568
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,318
- So what's this god's name?
569
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:57,931
- Now, that--
that I gotta keep.
570
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,677
- The thought never
crossed your mind, Dan?
571
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,026
- No.
- No?
572
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,202
[laughs]
573
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,857
What was his reasoning, again?
Love?
574
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,859
Armand could not read your mind
575
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,818
because he was sitting
two feet from Louis.
576
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:18,647
- You were 5,000 feet from
Louis after you dropped him.
577
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,040
That was love, right?
578
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,173
♪ ♪
579
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:26,873
- Tell me, Andrew, why does
the undead need antibodies?
580
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,788
- Cut, cut, cut.
- OK, all right.
581
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,920
Cool. No bullshit.
582
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,705
I didn't know you were alive
three days ago.
583
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:35,229
- I haven't been alive
for 265 years.
584
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,796
- I watched the video.
585
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,493
- He watched
the levitation video.
586
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:39,929
- Did a deep dive on the band,
the Beautiful Unwell,
587
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,018
flew here to Albany,
playing "Long Face,"
588
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,585
"Plastic Fiends,"
and "Loneliness"
589
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:44,804
in a loop on my Beats.
590
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,153
Saw the show.
[line ringing]
591
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,720
It's impossible.
592
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:49,112
Saw the fans waiting
outside the hotel.
593
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,592
Impossible.
594
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:53,247
I saw the protesters
outside the hotel.
595
00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:55,336
- ♪ You, now sing it with me ♪
596
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,600
[vocalizing]
[line ringing]
597
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:04,824
♪ ♪
598
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:07,609
- [screaming]
599
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:14,311
♪ ♪
600
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,618
- Real promotion
and real market infiltration.
601
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,447
- If Dee says it's a yes,
then it's a yes.
602
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:22,581
- The person you are calling
is unavailable.
603
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:23,930
Please leave a message.
- Hello?
604
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,106
It's I.
605
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,804
I hope you're in a quiet yurt
606
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:31,328
with a view of the cell phone
tower you burned down.
607
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:34,114
I gather you are not
coming to Albany.
608
00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:36,856
It's feeling somewhat,
Sofie-ella,
609
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,335
deliberate.
610
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:41,382
- [moaning]
611
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,301
[man speaking Italian]
612
00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:53,002
- [choking]
613
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:56,136
- [moaning]
614
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,708
[breathing heavily]
615
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:09,584
- I could hear you
through the walls.
616
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,241
- And?
617
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,982
- And it annoyed me!
618
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:22,945
- And your annoyance
619
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:26,470
carried you out of your room,
620
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:31,824
through the courtyard,
and into my room?
621
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:45,664
- When I killed the wolves
622
00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:50,756
and you tended my wounds...
623
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:59,939
We were
624
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:02,637
mother and son.
625
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,421
- And?
626
00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:07,555
[waves crashing]
627
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,785
[whispering]
I love you.
628
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,963
I love you.
629
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,143
I love you.
630
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:33,146
[waves crashing]
631
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:46,725
[distant sirens wailing]
632
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:54,471
- Still the early riser, I see.
633
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,691
- You are listening
to "The Failures,"
634
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:59,259
Album 40, Side B.
635
00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:06,222
- How did you get in here?
Where's my band?
636
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:09,138
The nomad Armand,
637
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:12,707
with passport stamps
from India, Venice,
638
00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:18,321
Paris, San Francisco, Dubai,
he entered our tour
639
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:22,021
in diminutive disguise,
faded wallpaper,
640
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:25,502
waiting for lights to dim
so it could peel off
641
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,591
and suffocate you in the dark.
642
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,550
What are you doing here,
Armand?
643
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,379
He would do more damage
than the Queen ever did.
644
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:35,034
- I have been enduring intense
conversation with myself.
645
00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,731
- Uh-huh.
646
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,515
- And as part of this journey,
I wish to read you
647
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:41,388
something I've written from
the deepest regions of my soul.
648
00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:42,911
- You have no soul.
649
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,130
- Can I just read it?
650
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,657
- "When I first encountered you
in Paris,
651
00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:52,355
your dynamic personality
overwhelmed me."
652
00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:53,835
- Naturally.
653
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,402
- "Knowing
your maker's temperament,
654
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,752
I should have led with patience
and with empathy."
655
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,494
- Instead, you use my lover
as bait to draw me
656
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:03,932
and my mother into your
underground death orgy.
657
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,064
- Yes.
658
00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,630
- I'm going to shower.
Continue.
659
00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,197
Siri, shower playlist.
[beeps]
660
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,025
- "When you helped me rebuild
the Paris coven
661
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,506
"with your visionary conceit
of a vampire theatre
662
00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:14,073
whilst sharing
your body and blood--"
663
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,509
[clears throat]
664
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,772
"I artlessly assumed
companionship,
665
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,600
"which was, upon reflection,
666
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:24,387
wish-fulfilling delusion
rooted in childhood conflict."
667
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:25,780
[clears throat]
668
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,782
[gentle music playing]
669
00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:31,264
"Your exit from Paris
and beyond generous endowment
670
00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:35,224
you left us with was
graceful and sensitive..."
671
00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:38,358
- [chuckles]
672
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:39,750
[moans]
673
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,100
- [clears throat]
674
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,884
"Graceful and sensitive.
675
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:45,756
"And I shamefully blamed
your mother.
676
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,542
"When I had the opportunity
to speak truth
677
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,197
"to Louis concerning
my involvement
678
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,068
in the matinée production of"--
679
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,766
- Not a production,
an actual trial
680
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,768
with definitive sentences
of death.
681
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,032
- "I retreated to cowardice
and was dumbfounded
682
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:04,297
"by your silence in the ruined
tower of your former maker.
683
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,820
"I walked the rest
of the century
684
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,518
"on a carpet of egg shells,
knowing at any moment
685
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,999
"you could reach out to Louis
and make him the wiser.
686
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:14,785
At first, I felt
it was you torturing me."
687
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,352
- It was.
688
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,180
- "Now I know
it was richness of character."
689
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,617
- No.
690
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:21,880
It was torture.
691
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,277
I knew it would eat you alive
692
00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:31,106
and, tangentially,
make Louis miserable.
693
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,500
And that is how I chose
to spend the latter half
694
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,067
of the 20th century.
695
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,594
I'm having a good time now.
696
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,465
But I see you,
and it suggests to me
697
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:44,119
that time is over.
698
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:47,514
Because you are
a fuck cloud, Armand.
699
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,342
It's your nature.
700
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,821
Be who you are.
701
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:53,999
But be it on the other side
of the moon,
702
00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:55,609
or kill yourself.
703
00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,132
Siri, pause.
704
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:59,221
[music stops]
705
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,790
- I'll leave the pages here.
706
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,096
- Fine.
707
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:11,277
- Oh, and one more thing,
Lestat.
708
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:13,061
- You want me
to stop playing music?
709
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,671
- Yes.
710
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,325
- The vampires are
listening to my songs.
711
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:18,588
They believe
that they can live as I do.
712
00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:20,460
They're making too many.
The mortals won't allow it.
713
00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,331
The planet can't support it.
- Yes.
714
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:24,899
- Hmm.
I've got five more shows.
715
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,336
I'm getting bored, as I do.
716
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,860
You should come to one
before it's over.
717
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,471
I'm quite sexy.
718
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,263
[doorbell jingles]
719
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,179
[soft rock music playing]
720
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:51,230
♪ ♪
721
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,060
[dish clatters]
722
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:58,411
- You trying to get fired?
[indistinct chatter]
723
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:00,195
So you were gonna be late
two hours anyway?
724
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,328
- I'm here. I'm sorry.
It won't happen--
725
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,894
- Yeah, happen again.
I know.
726
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,896
It happens once a week,
Regina.
727
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,551
Stuck on the JMZ. Come on.
- Dock my pay.
728
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:11,467
[indistinct chatter]
729
00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:12,599
Last time.
730
00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:14,122
- Train broke down
between stops.
731
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:15,950
I'll Zelle you my tips.
Sorry.
732
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:22,348
- Hi.
733
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:23,914
You OK?
734
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,482
You missed a couple shifts.
I was worried.
735
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,919
- You the one in the book?
736
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,834
- I can help you.
737
00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:32,184
I can explain.
738
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,229
- Yeah, Claudia.
I look like her.
739
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,448
- Yeah.
740
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,626
- That's mental.
741
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,455
- [scoffs]
I know.
742
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:43,717
- This is a lot.
743
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:46,981
Like, a lot, a lot.
744
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,330
I gotta switch to breakfast.
745
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:51,203
- I can't stay anyway.
746
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:53,118
- 'Cause it's coming
on morning?
747
00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:55,424
- Mm-hmm.
748
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:56,643
- That's mental.
749
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:02,997
- I've been here since 1:30.
750
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,825
I've been here since 1:30.
751
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:08,176
I just wanted to know
you were OK.
752
00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:11,223
Oh, for the service.
753
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:16,228
- Out the door.
754
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,664
Out.
755
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,492
- Yeah.
- Get out.
756
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,415
What's this, then?
757
00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:30,981
- You can have
a different life.
758
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,679
- I know I can.
I don't need you for that.
759
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:35,464
- I looked you up online.
760
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:36,596
- You're full stalking.
761
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,338
- I found your OnlyFans,
criminal record,
762
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:42,558
credit card scams,
bouncing around Europe,
763
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,170
a stolen car in Amsterdam.
764
00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,475
I can help you.
- Fuck off...
765
00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:47,607
- I can clean that for you.
- Posh.
766
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,307
- I can pay off your debts.
I can get you an apartment.
767
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,004
- Put on a yellow dress
and sit in your lap?
768
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:55,832
- No, no, none of that.
- Yeah, all of that.
769
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,486
"Here's the money.
Get in my Escalade.
770
00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,184
Be my dead daughter."
771
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,363
Yeah.
772
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:05,929
Go turn into a bat
or whatever the hell it is.
773
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,714
I've got enough shit
in my life.
774
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,151
I do not need more.
775
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,589
- Are there any readers
in the audience tonight?
776
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:15,852
[cheers and applause]
777
00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:20,074
Have you come across
this 2023 bodice ripper?
778
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,729
Dubbed "an irritating hoax,
779
00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:26,124
bound for flash-in-the-pan
status" by "Vanity Fair,"
780
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:30,171
and "a thong-busting
steamy beach read
781
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,869
for the cocklet-sucking
Fire Island set"
782
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,697
by "Out Magazine"?
783
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,265
[rim shot plays]
784
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:40,181
Well, we are the tribute band
785
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:44,011
spawned by that
literary mountaintop.
786
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:47,971
[cheers and applause]
787
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,104
Unless, of course,
Louis de Pointe du Lac was
788
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:51,627
interviewed by a two-time
789
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:53,847
Pulitzer Prize-winning mortal
in Dubai,
790
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:58,808
and I am actually
the toxic bitch,
791
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:03,639
anxiously-attached show pony
with a personality disorder
792
00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:06,033
called Lestat!
793
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,991
[laughs]
794
00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:11,169
Any vampire truthers out there?
795
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,304
Stans of "IWTV,"
796
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:20,439
we have a very special guest
in the audience tonight.
797
00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:24,530
Please follow my finger
798
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:28,316
to the French Bengali
smoke show.
799
00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:30,536
Can we get a torch?
800
00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:33,016
The Maître of Paris.
[woman screaming]
801
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:35,889
Look deep into
his "uwu" Japanime eyes
802
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:37,760
as he mind-cocks you
off a cliff.
803
00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,807
The shapeshifter,
the sophisticate,
804
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:44,114
the Vampire Armand!
805
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,768
[wild cheering]
806
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,901
[cymbal crashes]
807
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:50,860
[laughs]
808
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:54,516
Despite what you've been sold,
809
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,301
we are friends, he and I.
810
00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:58,738
[audience "awws"]
811
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:00,522
He did a brave thing
for me once.
812
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:05,266
And I have grown
to respect Armand
813
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,574
and his staunch defense
of the five Great Laws.
814
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:11,011
- No vampire shall ever reveal
815
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:13,796
his or her true nature
and let that mortal live!
816
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:17,147
[audience booing]
- Armand told the truth!
817
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,759
- [sighs]
818
00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,196
We wrote a song for you,
Armand.
819
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,198
[cheers and applause]
820
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:28,289
And it's the first time
we are playing it live.
821
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,857
[cheers and applause]
822
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,815
["Big Boss" playing]
823
00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:35,122
♪ Hey, Big Boss
on the Champs-Elysées ♪
824
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:36,602
♪ Oh, no ♪
825
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:39,126
♪ Are you having
a bad hair day? ♪
826
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:42,216
♪ Hey, Big Boss
with the sad sashay ♪
827
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:45,437
♪ Are you mad or do you always
look that way? ♪
828
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:46,612
♪ I know that life is cruel ♪
829
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,614
♪ But my God, those nails ♪
830
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:49,963
♪ You a beggar for gruel ♪
831
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,965
♪ Or a rag doll for sale? ♪
832
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,314
♪ I know that life is cruel ♪
833
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:55,011
♪ But you should
get your face did ♪
834
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,884
♪ You got a lot of rules
for a theater kid ♪
835
00:37:57,971 --> 00:37:59,364
♪ Let's go
- ♪ One ♪
836
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:02,018
- ♪ Only the Big Boss
gets to have fun ♪
837
00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,193
- ♪ Two
- ♪ If you're a boo-boo ♪
838
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,673
♪ Then he doesn't want you ♪
839
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,414
- ♪ Three ♪
840
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,329
- ♪ Oh, don't you dare
write down his history ♪
841
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,678
- ♪ Four
- ♪ If you know him ♪
842
00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:11,680
♪ Then you won't know
much more ♪
843
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:12,986
- ♪ Five
- ♪ Only the Big Boss
844
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,335
♪ Gets to decide ♪
845
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:18,687
♪ Who dies
and who stays alive ♪
846
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:21,864
♪ Big Boss
got a big, big head ♪
847
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,867
♪ Big Boss wants
to get you in bed ♪
848
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:27,522
♪ Big Boss is
a total blah-blah ♪
849
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:29,176
♪ His kisses put me
in a coma ♪
850
00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,526
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
851
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:34,399
♪ Big Boss
in the shadows tonight ♪
852
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:38,011
♪ Big Boss cruising
the streets, all right ♪
853
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:40,579
♪ Big Boss is
a total wah-wah ♪
854
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:41,580
♪ He asked me, was it good? ♪
855
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,843
♪ I said, come ci, comme ça ♪
856
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:50,850
♪ ♪
857
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:57,683
♪ Hey, Big Boss ♪
858
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:13,699
[muffled traffic and sirens]
859
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,137
- Stop it.
860
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,446
Stop it.
- What?
861
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,100
- You know what.
862
00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:25,754
- Everyone gone.
863
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,626
You hear them,
but you can't see them.
864
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,062
- Yes.
865
00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:30,368
Stop it!
866
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:31,847
- I cannot.
867
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,371
It happens to me too.
868
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,763
It's happening right now.
869
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:35,938
- Bullshit.
Get out of my head.
870
00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:37,418
- I am your maker!
871
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:38,941
I cannot get into your head
any longer!
872
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:41,204
[bell dings]
873
00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:45,034
- What is that?
What is this?
874
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:49,125
- Our vampire bond, I think.
875
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,344
- That's fucked.
876
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,346
- [chuckles]
Yes, it is.
877
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,348
[soft piano music]
878
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,089
- Why are you here?
879
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:59,614
♪ ♪
880
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:02,225
- You are courting
great danger with Lestat.
881
00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,619
- Him?
He's just an asshole.
882
00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,969
- There are nearly enough
of us now,
883
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:10,495
each a body a night,
each turning one a week.
884
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,714
More deaths than births.
885
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:15,804
The Great Conversion.
886
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:19,286
It's happening, Daniel.
887
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:23,029
And he's going to lead it
and get us all killed.
888
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:25,771
- Was Dubai bullshit?
889
00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:26,989
- What?
890
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,556
- Me breaking you down.
891
00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:32,386
You knew everything
the whole time, didn't you?
892
00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:34,432
It was just theater.
- No.
893
00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:39,306
No.
894
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,178
I swear.
895
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,006
It was love.
896
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,139
- I'm a vamp now.
897
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:48,533
Loving Louis
doesn't shut it off.
898
00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:54,408
- It wasn't my love
for Louis, Daniel.
899
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,673
But it was love.
900
00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:03,025
♪ ♪
901
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:06,551
- So when she's not here
and he's not here,
902
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,509
am I third in the queue?
903
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:11,120
Did I beat Antoinette?
904
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,645
[line ringing]
905
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:14,950
- The person
you are calling...
906
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:17,300
- She only gave you a finger.
907
00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:18,780
- Please leave a message.
- [laughs]
908
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,087
Hello, Gabs, it's me.
909
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,481
I just wanted you to hear this.
[wild cheering]
910
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,701
That's the sound of 1,000 loud,
911
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:30,357
moaning, sobbing,
nipple-hardening,
912
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,535
prick-popping,
white-fire worship.
913
00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:38,191
And I left the stage
12 minutes ago.
914
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,454
[laughs]
Thanks for the pop-in.
915
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:41,629
I'll see you next century.
916
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,849
Actually, fuck you.
917
00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,807
Let's skip it.
918
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:48,593
Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage.
919
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:55,034
- Dee Dee and Joey sang,
touring was never boring.
920
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:58,211
Perry, Schon, and Cain
took the midnight train.
921
00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:00,605
♪ ♪
922
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:01,736
[fans cheering]
923
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:04,478
[chuckling]
924
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,132
♪ The wheels on Lestat ♪
925
00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:08,787
♪ Go me, me, me ♪
926
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,963
♪ Me, me, me ♪
927
00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:13,313
♪ Me, me, me ♪
928
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:15,315
♪ The wheels on Lestat ♪
929
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:18,579
♪ Go me, me, me ♪
930
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,625
♪ All... ♪
931
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:21,800
♪ Come to me ♪
932
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:22,888
- Hey, friend.
933
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:25,804
[gunfire]
[screaming]
934
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:30,591
He can't die like this!
He's a vampire!
935
00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:32,593
Wake up, people!
They're everywhere!
936
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,378
They're everywhere,
all around us! Wake up!
937
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:37,903
[sharp music]
938
00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:41,123
[indistinct panicked chatter]
939
00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:44,039
- Fucking help!
940
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,912
[soft orchestral music]
941
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:53,832
♪ ♪
942
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:04,364
[waves crashing]
943
00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:10,413
- Narrow, fully rigged.
944
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,720
I can almost see its cargo.
945
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:16,681
It's an opium clipper.
946
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:19,509
Keeper, you should really
light that lamp now.
947
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,729
[chuckles]
948
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,210
Oh, keeper's not feeling well.
949
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,474
- Roll back a single decade,
we're living mortal lives.
950
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,694
- The cabbage years.
951
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:31,304
- And then...
952
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,656
The devil's road--
953
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:39,573
prowling, feeding,
sharing a coffin.
954
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:42,620
But where in 50 years?
955
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,404
Where in 100?
956
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,580
- Some far-flung city,
957
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:49,496
everyone traveling
by balloon, maybe.
958
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,019
It's an endless garden.
959
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:53,761
- You put Armand's ghouls
onstage.
960
00:43:53,892 --> 00:43:55,589
That was something, I guess.
961
00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,809
But it wasn't evil.
962
00:43:57,896 --> 00:44:02,204
- [chuckles]
What, then, is?
963
00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,858
- Dante's hell.
964
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,382
But not in the mouths
of priests.
965
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:11,344
Out in the world,
feeding in the streets,
966
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:14,826
an evil that answers goodness.
967
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:20,005
- Shall we do it?
968
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:22,703
Shall we scorch
the mortal world?
969
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:26,838
- Decimate it--
brothers impaling brothers,
970
00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:30,363
mothers throttling their babes,
971
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:34,584
all writhing on the ground,
972
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:39,285
till no light remains,
no hope of light,
973
00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:42,462
and we, the devils, rule.
974
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:48,337
- Together, as dark monarchs,
975
00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:52,211
intertwined for all eternity.
976
00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:58,696
♪ ♪
977
00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:01,568
[distant shouting
and crashing]
978
00:45:03,048 --> 00:45:05,311
- Dinner.
979
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,841
[sweeping dramatic music]
980
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:20,892
♪ ♪
981
00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:52,706
[doorbell jingles]
982
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:55,535
[soft bluesy music playing]
983
00:45:55,622 --> 00:46:00,322
♪ ♪
984
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:02,237
- In the neighborhood?
985
00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:05,110
- No.
986
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:07,199
- Can't stay away?
987
00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:10,637
- Yeah.
988
00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:13,074
- Chef's pushing Chicken Parm.
989
00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:15,033
- OK.
990
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:20,342
- Got loud with you last time.
991
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:22,214
- No, it's my fault.
992
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:27,915
- $1,000?
993
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:30,396
That's bus fare for you.
What's not a bus fare?
994
00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:36,141
- $100,000?
995
00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:37,577
- Five times that.
996
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:41,581
♪ ♪
997
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,764
[in New Orleans accent]
What now, Daddy Lou?
998
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,418
[soft guitar music playing]
999
00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:55,595
- Vampires do not live
symbiotically with humanity.
1000
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:58,424
They do not share in the daily
struggle of human life.
1001
00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:01,906
Instead, they feed,
siphoning away our vitality
1002
00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:05,561
in order to extend their own
unnatural existence.
1003
00:47:05,648 --> 00:47:08,434
But if we are their fuel,
are we not also their strength?
1004
00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:10,871
- ♪ My older brother ♪
1005
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:15,702
♪ Tried to teach me
with his fist ♪
1006
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,617
♪ ♪
1007
00:47:17,704 --> 00:47:21,447
♪ I never learned
that lesson ♪
1008
00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:25,277
♪ I gave up our confession ♪
1009
00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:27,714
♪ By candlelight ♪
1010
00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:32,110
♪ You used to teach me
how to kiss ♪
1011
00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:34,764
♪ ♪
1012
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,724
♪ I thought we made it out ♪
1013
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:42,424
♪ And I know
you had your judgment ♪
1014
00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:47,038
♪ Why won't you let me
bring you flowers ♪
1015
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:50,955
♪ Like I used
to cheer you up? ♪
1016
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:54,567
♪ Like I used
to cheer you up ♪
1017
00:47:54,697 --> 00:48:00,138
♪ Like I used to
cheer you up ♪
1018
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:03,141
[waves crashing]
1019
00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:37,610
[gasps]
1020
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:40,787
[humming]
1021
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:47,794
♪ ♪
1022
00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:55,454
[brakes hissing]
1023
00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:13,472
- You called. I came.
1024
00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:15,648
- [scoffs]
1025
00:49:15,778 --> 00:49:17,955
- I called you many times,
Fledgling.
1026
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,304
- Oh.
1027
00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:22,394
We're feeling pity
for ourselves, are we?
1028
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:26,659
- I'm quite at peace, actually.
Heading home to Montreal.
1029
00:49:26,789 --> 00:49:28,661
Sink the bus
in the St. Lawrence,
1030
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,228
where the whales
can make love to it
1031
00:49:30,315 --> 00:49:32,360
while I take up
crafting or coding
1032
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:34,101
or whatever will sail me
through the coming
1033
00:49:34,188 --> 00:49:35,537
robot apocalypse.
1034
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:37,670
- Did Armand break down
and weep
1035
00:49:37,757 --> 00:49:40,847
over your biting diss track?
1036
00:49:40,934 --> 00:49:44,155
Did your assassin misspell
your name in his manifesto?
1037
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:46,418
- I left my wit
in Philadelphia.
1038
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:47,854
Free my driver. Go away.
1039
00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:49,551
- You quit?
1040
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:51,814
- Everyone quit.
1041
00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,556
Mass shootings can be
quite persuasive, Gabs.
1042
00:49:54,687 --> 00:49:57,255
- What about your fans?
1043
00:49:57,342 --> 00:49:59,170
- They have their clips
and tattoos and something
1044
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,867
new and triggering
around the corner
1045
00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:03,043
to serve their unwellsomeness,
I'm sure.
1046
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,175
- I am not talking about that.
1047
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,438
- It's over!
1048
00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:07,656
You abandoned me!
1049
00:50:07,743 --> 00:50:08,744
- For a week.
1050
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,007
- For nine days!
1051
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:11,878
And it did not feel
like nine days!
1052
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,097
- Grow up!
1053
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,971
- Where were you?
1054
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:21,627
And don't say you were dipping
a toe in the Rio Pascua.
1055
00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:38,209
- I was with the voices.
1056
00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:44,041
- What voices?
1057
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,134
- Let's have a listen.
1058
00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:53,006
[soft music]
1059
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:55,313
[muffled voices chattering]
1060
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:01,449
- Why do you come back?
1061
00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,234
Why won't you let me hate you?
1062
00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:05,323
- Shh.
1063
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:17,074
- You've been hearing them.
1064
00:51:17,204 --> 00:51:19,728
- Yes.
1065
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:22,079
- You've been reaching them.
1066
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:23,297
- Yes.
1067
00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:25,125
And I want not to reach them.
1068
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:29,782
- They are lost and angry
and tired of enduring.
1069
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:32,480
Your music speaks to them.
1070
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,135
They long for a communion.
1071
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:37,659
- No, I sing songs, Mother.
1072
00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:39,270
- Eight wolves.
1073
00:51:39,357 --> 00:51:42,229
[dramatic music]
1074
00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:45,493
♪ ♪
1075
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:47,843
- A poignant tableau,
1076
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:51,282
conspiring mother
advising a distraught son.
1077
00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:53,414
And you'll get
no argument here
1078
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,590
if you were to interrupt
and say, Lestat,
1079
00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:58,593
an excellent time to end it.
1080
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,682
What words did she conjure up
1081
00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:03,729
to turn me and that bus
back around, you ask?
1082
00:52:03,816 --> 00:52:06,340
Hmm.
I'll never do them justice.
1083
00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:09,430
Instead, let me paraphrase
a more eminent vampire
1084
00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,128
caught in a similar situation.
1085
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:12,912
[clears throat]
1086
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:18,091
It is difficult to explain
how her words disarmed me,
1087
00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:21,225
how efficiently succinct
and impenetrable
1088
00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:23,140
her argument was.
1089
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:26,099
[laughing]
1090
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:29,320
♪ ♪
1091
00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:32,801
[sighs]
You had to be there, I guess.
1092
00:52:32,888 --> 00:52:34,455
♪ I need a mean, mean mom ♪
1093
00:52:34,542 --> 00:52:36,153
♪ I need a ravenous queen ♪
1094
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,937
♪ Give me
that long, dark death ♪
1095
00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:40,853
♪ To feed the future machine ♪
1096
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:44,030
["Nothing to Lose" playing]
1097
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:50,036
♪ ♪
1098
00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,084
- Listen to tracks
from "The Vampire Lestat"
1099
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,521
wherever you stream music.
1100
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:00,002
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- Are we ready?
1101
00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:01,134
- Are we ready? Are we ready?!
1102
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,570
- ♪ Oh, liar, liar ♪
1103
00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:04,485
♪ Your skin's on fire ♪
1104
00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,880
♪ How can I love you
if you don't love yourself? ♪
1105
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,490
- Come.
1106
00:53:09,577 --> 00:53:10,404
- Armand said that
you were destroyed.
1107
00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:11,579
[Glass shatters]
1108
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,972
- I missed you, brother.
1109
00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:14,408
- I missed you too, sis.
1110
00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:16,323
Again.
[screaming]
1111
00:53:16,454 --> 00:53:17,498
- Lestat and Sofia.
1112
00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,979
- I knew her as Gabrielle.
1113
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,068
- Why did you leave me?
1114
00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:26,464
♪ I'm the big bad wolf ♪
1115
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:29,902
- ♪ I need an XXX
1116
00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:31,556
♪ Feel the desert inside ♪
1117
00:53:31,686 --> 00:53:33,210
♪ Give me that up, up, down ♪
1118
00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:36,082
♪ I got nothing to hide ♪
1119
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:43,176
♪ ♪
1120
00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:49,095
♪ I bit the head off a snake ♪
1121
00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:50,749
♪ Got a venom heart ♪
1122
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:52,577
♪ Give me that antidote ♪
1123
00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:55,101
♪ Before it tears me apart ♪
1124
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:56,755
♪ Yeah! ♪
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