All language subtitles for margin-dogholiday

Enough of this cold weather. I say this
year we spend Christmas someplace warm

and sunny.

Ho, ho, ho.

Now that's what I call holiday style,
and Santa elves ain't got nothing on old

Zeus' banister.

Boom.

Shebang.

What am I thinking?

If we're going to California, I'm going
to sweat my fur off in this thing.

Bathing suit, check.

Backup bathing suit, check.

T -shirt, check.

Red thing, check.

California, here I come.

Bright sun, beautiful beaches mixed with
a little Malibu Christmas spirit. What

more can you ask for? Woo -hoo!

Can someone get that?

A canine's work is never done.

Hello?

George? Is that you?

George, did you have that shrimp toast
from that Chinese restaurant?

No. I don't even go there anymore.

Oh, honey, you sound horrible. It's
hoose, Grandma. What, you don't speak

Oh, well, anyway, I just wanted to call
and wish you both bon voyage to sunny

California.

Surfer, dude.

Yeah, well, have a great time, a safe
trip, okay?

Give my grandkids a big hug and smooch
for me.

Those two.

Aw, right back at you, Grandma.

Oh, and also, um... Uh, Grandma, do you
know who you're talking to? Oh, be safe,

all right? And George, bring extra
underwear. You never know.

TMI.

Just, yeah, my advice. Okay.

Um, oh, and say hi to Belinda. I hope
she's good.

Oh, George, I have to go. My cookies are
on fire. Bye.

Wow, Christmas in California. Who says
you need snowmen and icicles, huh?

Malibu, here we come.

Watch out, baby on board.

Here we go.

Out we go.

Hello, California.

Hey, Ben,

could you take Zeus?

Thanks.

Here you go.

George, you want to help him with the
bag?

Here you go.

Like I said, George, all these cars come
with doggy seats.

We should have made a reservation,
that's all. Belinda, I think your

are driving you crazy. Don't be so
thick, George. This is the busiest time

year. Okay, but you don't need a
reservation if you have a little

charm. At least it's that.

Happy holidays and welcome to Ride and
Save.

Well, hello, beautiful. How are you? I'm
George Bannister. This is my wife,

Belinda, and our lovely kids.

Hey, kids, say hello.

Go sit down. Just go sit down.

We've been thinking about putting them
up for adoption.

No, we haven't. Just kidding.

We'd like to rent a car, though.

What's the name on the reservation?

Yeah.

Check under the banister.

It's, uh... You won't find it, but you
could check.

I was going to make a reservation, and
then I... We are visiting his older

sister for Christmas. I... forgot.

You have no reservation.

It's three to... It's their Christmas,
the busiest travel time of the year.

I can't even rent a car without a
reservation.

People don't understand the importance
of reservation.

It means to reserve. It means to put on
hold for an appointed time.

I understand, but maybe without the
reservation, take a look at my friend

Abe Lincoln there.

Do you have any friends named Jackson,
Grant, or Franklin?

Probably. Let me check.

in your sweater in California.

Let's take it off.

Let's see what I can do.

Fantastic.

Nice sweater, Sugar Lips.

Trade you a scratch pad for it.

No way.

It was a Christmas gift from Georgie. It
was a Christmas gift from Georgie. Oh,

Weisenheimer, huh? Maybe I'm going to
teach you a lesson.

Nice try, Mutt.

Also, this afternoon, I'm handing out
free souvenir postcards.

Don't forget to write.

Oh, gross.

Get back, you little... Cool!

Radical! Oh, I think the baby likes it,
too. There's some kicking going on. Hey,

guys, guys, come on. Let's hit the open
room. Thank you. Where's, uh, where's

Zeus?

You're too slow to catch me. We'll see
about that.

Tiller!

That's a wrap.

Oh,

Zeus, what'd you do, buddy?

Ho, ho, ho?

use Babs. You can't beat me, so you
might as well not even try. In fact, you

should just concede now.

McFinnigan, you're exceptionally
delusional this morning.

First, I clobbered you with that full
-size witch's cauldron on Halloween.

Then the 15 -foot turkey float on
Thanksgiving.

And who can forget last Christmas'
extravaganza? Two dozen wooden soldiers

little drummer boy fully animated.

I remember.

That's why I vowed to put you to the
canvas this year.

I'm shaking in my Crocs.

I want you to know that this season my
house will be so brightly lit they'll be

able to see it from the North Pole.

North Pole?

Yeah.

Who's delusional now, Bev?

Not me, sister.

being so big. Well, it's more Uncle
Charlie's. Well, okay. George. I'll just

it. How come we don't live in a house
like this, Daddy? Good, honey.

You're either blessed with money or
charm. Aunt Barbara!

We are blessed with charm.

Aunt Barbara!

Good to see you.

Hey.

Hi. How are you? Welcome. Oh, you look
so good. Thank you. George. Good to have

you guys.

Honey, come on. Yeah, let's help the
poor lady out of the car.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome. Oh, great to see you. Okay,
come on, kids. Let's go. Oh,

it's right in the belly.

Come on, Tuesday.

Merry rich guy. Must be nice. Thank you.
Thank you very much. And I'll stay

right there because I want to get your
present.

Perhaps. Christmas isn't for three days.

Very good. That's good. You can count. I
can count. I was a mathlete, remember?

Yes, we know. You were a mathlete. You
tell us every time we're together. I

smell a plot.

Barbara, you didn't have to get us
anything.

Yes, I did need to get you something.
You're going to see it right now.

Okay.

I wonder what it could be.

Last year she got me a shaving kit.

I can't even grow double.

Okay, Ben, Ben, it is the thought that
counts.

And one day, that will come in very
handy. We hope. Okay, okay, here it is.

Thank you, Tori. Sit it down very
carefully.

Okay.

Come roll.

You're expecting a gremlin?

Come here, you.

Oh,

great, there goes the neighborhood.

Okay, don't fight.

Here, let your sister hold her. Oh, she
is cute.

Oh, my gosh. Well, not only cute, but
adorable.

What are you going to call her?

How about Christmas?

You can't name a dog Christmas, dummy.
She'll get confused during the holidays.

Benjamin Bannister, do not call your
sister a dummy. I won't call her one if

doesn't act like one.

George. Yeah, it's true. You shouldn't
act like one, then you don't get called

one. That's the rule. All right, you
know what, Ben? You shouldn't call your

sister a dummy, okay?

Why? Because it's the holiday season and
there's no dummies around during the

holidays.

How about Eve, short for Christmassy?

Sweetheart, Eve, honey, that's perfect.

I can live with that. Yeah, I love the
sound of that. Eve Bannister.

In with the new, out with the old. So,
it's official then.

I want you to make yourselves at home
and I'm going to go string up lots of

electric lights.

Ciao.

Oh, Lucy, look, you've got a little
sister.

Like a mini -Zeus.

Hey, you.

What's your name?

I'm Zeus, a former canine police dog.

But, you know, you can just call me Big
Boss Man or Big Brother, whichever's

easier. Cool.

Big Brother it is. That's great.

This looks like a good place to open up
shop.

There. Go.

Morning.

Look at this view.

How many dogs are on the roster today?

This is it.

That's bad, Ted. Bad.

Look, I thought the idea would take off
by now. I thought we'd have a franchise

by now.

But we ain't. Yeah, I know. How was I
supposed to know they were going to open

up a five -star doggy spa right down the
freaking street?

Well, you should have done what I said.
We could have opened up a butcher slash

ice cream place around the beach. We
would have been in big money right

Here we go again.

At the boot, we had to borrow money from
that Tony Rowe for this non -money

-making dog -washing venture. Enough,
Stewie. And the guy, let me tell you

something. The guy's a slippery snake.

That's why I never shake his hand,
because I don't want to get none of that

grease on me.

Let me tell you something. The guys are
real... Nice guy.

Oh, Mr. Rowe, how are you?

Well, well.

If it isn't dumb and dumber.

Look, Mr. Rowe, I was... Come on.

Take a walk with me. The both of you
two.

Come on.

Let's go.

You two boys have been ducking me.

You see, I have this sixth sense.

And this sixth sense is telling me that
you're about to confess the reason that

you don't have my scratch is because
going into this mobile dog van grooming

business was the stupidest idea that
ever crossed your two feeble minds.

He must be a psych.

Mr. Rowe, sir, business has been...

Extremely bad. And as a result,
currently, we don't have your money.

You don't have my money?

No, sir.

Show me the thumbs.

Meanie, Meanie, Miney, Moe.

These two thumbs are about to go. No,
please, please, please.

Not bad, Mikey.

See that, Richie? Initiative.

Mikey just reminded me you two used to
be second story guys.

You know, that's where you broke into
homes, you robbed them, you stole things

from them. Am I speaking English? Nod,
so I know you're listening to me. Yes,

sir. Okay, so maybe we can work out a
deal here. Anything, Mr. Rowe.

Anything? Good answer.

I want you to go to this place.

You're going to find a lot of things,
but there's only one thing I want.

only one object of true value.

And that's the star.

They say it shines with the brilliance
of a hundred diamonds.

Or so they say.

Now, you bring me that star to show you
that I don't harbor bad feelings? I'm

not a hard -hearted guy?

I'll not only forgive you for the insult
of non -payment, I'll even let you keep

your thumbs.

All right, I'll let you keep both of
them.

Thank you very much, Mr. Rowe. Okay,
good.

So I'm going to meet you right here,
Christmas Eve, midnight.

Got it? So is that late night, the 23rd,
or is it the 24th? Look, look, let me

make this very simple.

Christmas, 1 a .m. in the morning, right
here. Does that work for you? Because I

don't want to interrupt your schedules.

I'll collect the star, and I'll collect
my dog. Here.

Dog? Yeah.

You're going to clip her nails.

Then you're going to paint them red for
Christmas, aren't they, sweetheart? And

then I want you to scrub the
undercarriage and make it nice and nice.

Yes, of course. Okay? Yes, sir. Merry
Christmas, boys.

Don't disappoint me.

Make way.

Take good care of the dog.

Put on a piece of jewelry that will stir
up a little nostalgia and help him

unleash his animal within.

Hmm.

Oh, the first gift you ever gave me,
George.

Where is the other one?

I must be losing my mind.

Oh, it's beautiful.

These are our baby pictures.

Oh, your second husband was such a
romantic.

Yeah, he was.

He really was.

I wish George was a little more like
that.

So since I'm your new big brother, I'm
going to school you on a few things

pertaining to living with the
Bannisters.

Okay, shoot.

Now, me and Georgie, we go way back,
okay? We're, like, real tight.

See, we have a routine going. Every
morning, I bring him his slippers and

paper. Bottom line is, I'm Georgie's
favorite, so don't expect too much

attention from him.

How are you two getting along?

Us? Don't ask.

Great.

Well, you know, like any long -term
relationship, we have our peaks and our

valleys. Are you in a valley? Oh, no,
no.

No, we're not in a valley.

With the kids and work and the new baby
coming, you know, things have gotten a

little stale.

The cookie?

Oh, no, the cookie's very good. The
marriage.

Do you have any ketchup?

For the cookie?

I'm putting it on everything.

You know, if you ask me, every marriage
needs a little spark, you know, and the

anniversary time is a perfect time to do
that, don't you think?

You could have a picnic overlooking Bel
Air. You could have a moonlit supper on

the beach.

You know, something like that.

Well, I mean, George hasn't mentioned
anything yet.

He hasn't mentioned anything yet?

But it's your 20th anniversary the day
after Christmas, and it's almost... I

know, I know. I do know that. I do know
that.

Look, the way I see it, in order to get
along, there are three rules you need to

live by.

Should I write them down?

Good one.

First is, never share a bone with a dog
that's foaming at the mouth.

Okay? Second is, never lap up toilet
water, especially at night.

George hasn't forgotten our anniversary.

No, of course...

And the third and most important,
whatever you do, no matter what, never,

chew anything that's not meant to be
chewed.

Like expensive women's shoes.

Uh -oh. What should I do with this?

I suggest you lay low for a bit and let
me try to fix that.

Hmm. Let me see if I can fix this shoe
so she doesn't get in trouble.

Remember that time he forgot your
birthday and he got a calzone and put...

Birthday candles and that?

That was only because he knows that I
love calzones.

And I know that.

And that was extremely creative and
wonderful.

Right.

Oh, Zussi, what do you have there?

Oh, just trying to reshape the heel.
Almost done.

My Terradamo shoes.

Bad boy, Zussi.

If you wanted a snack, you could just
ask.

No, but this wasn't my fault.

This was a crocodile skin, pterodactyl
heel, some of my favorites.

Hey, hey, Beth, I'm so sorry.

He's usually a good guy and well
-behaved, so whatever your shoes are,

me know and I'll be happy to pay for
them.

$2 ,000.

Dollars?

It happens.

I'm over it.

Just make sure he's not chewing on my
undies somewhere.

What are they, 13 bucks?

Hey, buddy, look.

But, George... We're guests here at Aunt
Barbara's house, okay?

She was nice enough to invite us here
for the holidays.

You've got to respect her stuff.

But, George, I... I don't want you
chewing shoes or undies or... I can't

I said that.

No! Okay?

No! Okay.

Rule number one, Zussi.

Never chew anything that's not meant to
be chewed. Wow, I am going to have my

hands full with this little coconut.

There

it is.

Whoa, is that the Kardashian?

Nah, it's the widow of some rich
philanthropist guy, some kind of antique

collector. He was loaded.

So he kicks the bucket, he wills this
house to her, along with some very nice

collectibles. The star.

Exactamundo.

How'd you know this stuff?

Wikipedia.

So when do we rob the joint? First
things last, okay?

First we gotta surveil this girl, get
some intel.

Find out what bad his daily routine is.

Maybe see if we can find out where she
might hide the star.

That's easier said than done, Ted. Look
at that joint.

Uh -huh.

That's what this is for, Stewie.

I boosted this stuff in that spy shop
over on Crenshaw.

Wow. Ted, this is real James Bond stuff.
Look at this.

My cans.

Stewie, my cans. What is wrong with you?

Our ears.

A hearing aid.

It don't fit.

Idiot. This goes in your ear. That you
plant along the side of the house.

When are we going to do this? Next week.

Really? No, you idiot. Not unless you
want to hitchhike with your freaking

pinkies. We go now.

Today? You go. You plant that device
along the side of the house. I'll be

lookout. Ted, just command those stuff.
Watch this.

Want to chase each other's tails?

No, not into it. Yeah, you're right.

A dog your age shouldn't be exerting
himself too much. Listen, puppy chow,

you're lucky I'm not a snitch.

What are you talking about?

I took the rap for you back there.

It was a joke, Susie. How many times are
you going to bring it up?

Until I feel better about it.

I said I was sorry.

You want a bucket of bones to go with
it?

It's a good start.

Try to be discreet. Ted, I am being
discreet.

Come on, chop, chop, Stewie. What are
you doing?

Ted, I can't believe you're making me do
this.

Okay, Babs is out front.

Now is your time.

Plant the device and flee.

Yeah.

I can't reach. Can I throw it on my
back? I'm not jumping up and down to

again. Nobody told you to mud wrestle
those barmaids blindfolded.

Here's a peace offering.

What is that?

I don't know.

I found it in George's... Hey, what did
I tell you about touching stuff that

doesn't belong to you?

Now, plant that device on the
windowsill. Do it on three.

One, two, three.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Jump, Stewie, jump!

I did it, Ted. I did it.

Okay. Okay. It's on there. It's good.
It's good. Now get out of there. Do we

flee? Flee. Flee. Get out. Bingo. Bingo.
Move. Move. Move. Get out. Get out.

Hmm. I know that smell from somewhere.

Ted.

Ted. Come on.

Ted. Ted. I see them.

I see them.

Ted. I see them. Who?

Zeus, Ted!

I can't face the face of Zeus, Ted.
Zeus? Zeus Bannister?

No, Zeus from Clash of the Titans.

Yeah, Zeus Bannister. How many other
Zeus's do you know? Oh, that's bananas.

Ted, I've seen him with my own two eyes.
I can smell his breath through the

glass, Ted. Stewie, look, we don't have
time for your delusions. You all don't

like dogs. You told me.

Stewie, you never have to work with a
dog again.

It's all together. Shut up!

Did you plant the device?

There's a bear sleep in the woods. What
do I know from bears, okay?

Did you plant the freaking device? Yes,
I planted it.

Okay. Okay, good.

All right.

So then, let's just relax.

It was just a yellow lab.

They all look alike.

Okay, Zeus and the banisters are
probably a million miles away.

Maybe you're right.

You always know how to make me feel
better.

Here we go. It's working.

I had a dollar for every time you lost
your toothbrush.

I didn't lose it. Someone moved it. Oh,
you're right. The toothbrush fairy came

all the way from Connecticut just to
steal George Bannister's toothbrush. I

you that. I told you that. I don't
believe it.

Sarah.

Hi.

I know I've been waiting for your call.

Look, no, no, she doesn't know anything
yet.

Okay, you are so beautiful.

Okay, listen, I don't think... No, I
know.

I know, I've got to tell her soon.

Okay, look, I don't want to get caught.

Don't call me, all right? Just text me.

Got to go. Bye.

George, who are you talking to? What are
you doing in there?

They wanted me to switch to cellular
service.

Gosh, I'm still so jet -lagged. I feel
like it's time for bed already.

Oh, my goodness, George, what are you
wearing?

Like it?

Bought it from Babs.

Listen, Belinda, I was thinking since
the kids are on the other side of the

house, miles and miles away.

I know, we can finally get some sleep.

Well, sleep, if you're dull.

Or how about a massage?

Oh, that's sweet, honey, thanks, but I
think I'm just going to read.

I meant for me.

Come on, why don't you get a deep tissue
massage?

Babs got me all tight and worked up. Are
you serious, George?

I don't know.

You know, you're doing a lot of
complaining for someone that's trying to

a massage.

Ah, yeah.

I'll drink plenty of water after this.
Okay.

George, come on. I can't.

It's a little hard there.

Sorry.

You know what I was thinking about the
other day?

How romantic I was when I asked you to
marry me. Remember?

Rockefeller Center under the Christmas
tree.

like this, George.

A man doesn't know how to treat a woman.

Oh, and you do, Stewie?

I know how to make him cry.

Oh, Stewie, you're making me cry.

My eyes are watering.

Oh, geez.

George. Hold on, baby. I can't reach my
wife.

Okay.

George, this is really the last thing
that I want to... Come on. A little less

of this, a little bit more of this.

Ow. Come on.

You got to do it like that hard?

Okay. That's so rough. You're shaking
me.

Oh, geez.

Belinda. George.

Uh -oh.

That'll leave a mark.

What are you doing all over the sheet?
Well, you pushed me.

That's not a relaxing massage when
you're pushing. Come on. Get some

wasn't very relaxing. Under the sink.
Under the sink.

What are you doing under the sink? Not
in a bathtub. Over here. Hang on,

Georgie. I got this.

And that's how it's done.

Hey, Georgie, Belinda, you can come out
now.

Took care of it. Oh, look, it's all
better now.

I'd really like to be sleeping tonight
is what I'd like.

Oh, what are you... What's going on?

We've had a little accident here, honey.

Your father just decided to spill his
wool grape juice all over the bed. Well,

wouldn't have, honey, if you weren't so
rough.

TMI, Dad.

TMI. Right?

Aw, not only is she cute, but she's
smart, too.

Look how she blotted out the juice with
her tiny little paws.

You'd think Zeus would be the one to do
it.

Uh, I did do it. She copied me.

Good girl, Eve.

Times like this, I wish I had a voice
box.

Hey, that was my catch.

Boy, I tell you, that puppy's got game.

Wow. I should learn how to do that.

It's a banister, honey.

All banisters are athletically inclined.

Some of us are.

I could do the same thing to you, you
know.

But I won't. I won't.

That'd be wrong.

Beginner's luck.

Trust me.

And there's more where that came from.

That's right. You can't touch the
athletic prowess of a former canine, not

mention an original banister.

I'm going to get a little fun in.

Okay. Man the fort, honey. All right.

All right.

Careful, honey. Careful, careful,
careful. Honey, I'm fine.

Athleticism.

George.

Come here, Eve, you little rascal.

How about a game of fetch? Just us this
time.

Hey, I want to play, too.

I'll be right here in case anyone cares.

Okay,

well, that's a lot of complaining from
someone who hasn't hung one ball.

Honey, I'm a director, okay? That's what
I do. I have a vision.

I'm going to tell you what to do.

That will be Bannister over here. Hey,
let's put a wicked train set underneath.

Well, that's a good idea, buddy, but I
don't think there's any room. Well,

would be if we lose this corny nativity
scene.

Okay, Ben, we are not getting rid of the
nativity scene. That is the true

meaning of Christmas.

That's right, Ben. Your mother's right.

Usually she's not.

This time she is.

You don't want to be a pawn to the sugar
-coated, commercialized version of

Christmas.

Fine, then I'll get rid of your gift.

Whoa! Let's not get crazy, buddy.
George.

I'm just telling them, Belinda, that
you're right, okay?

And we want to know the real meaning of
why we celebrate Christmas.

It's the birth of Jesus.

That's right. Exactly. Just tell me we
don't have to go to church for the

midnight service this year.

Ben, we go to church every Christmas
Eve, and this year will be no different.

That's correct.

Ben, if you want to be Jewish, you can
be Jewish.

Honey? Hey, what are we going to top the
tree with?

Ooh, something very special and very
valuable.

It's the famous Christmas star.

Oh, sure. You're about an inch or two
taller than all the kids and dogs.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Look at it sparkle, Daddy.

Yeah, just like your daddy.

Make a little room. Dad's going to get
the ladder.

Here we go.

Sorry I'm late. That crocodile heel did
a number on my inside.

It was pretty good going down, but...
Hey, that

sweater looks familiar.

Okay, how's that?

All right, everybody back away.

Honey, be careful up there. Honey, I
know I'm done.

Please, you know, I don't need everybody
commenting.

Oh, you did that on purpose.

Dad,

don't work our tree.

Son. There, there.

You're gorgeous. You'll pipsqueak.
That's my sweater.

Thank you, honey.

George, that's my Christmas sweater,
okay? You gave it to me as a gift, and I

quote, for my best friend in the entire
world.

Hey, buddy.

What's the big deal? You weren't even
using it.

Hey, Zeus, you know the rules. Off the
couch.

Oh, look at little Evie with her cute
little Christmas sweater. She looks like

furry angel.

Oh, she does. She's a furry angel. She's
so cute.

She's so cute.

Furry little nightmares.

Sharing is caring, especially around the
holidays.

Now, where have I heard that before?
This, of course, means war.

What? It's open.

It's Santa.

He's got something wrong with his ears.

Oh, it's Elf. No, it's Elf. It's Elf
with Lockjaw? I don't know. I don't

reindeer. No, ma 'am.

He's telling the Elf to be quiet because

they have lots of work to do.

Honey, it's about time you called. I
left a dozen messages.

Oh, quiet down, everybody. My daughter's
on the phone.

I'm starting to get paranoid thinking
that you are boycotting me.

How are you?

Kicking with a capital K.

Oh, good, good.

Guess who showed up? Cousin Jamie and
her husband, Ralph, with the kids. Yeah,

they brought a low -carb, no -fat,
little, tiny, small rum cake.

Oh, hi. Tell them all I say Merry
Christmas.

Yeah, well, whatever. I don't talk to
them that much anyway.

So what's going on?

Well, I, uh, I need your advice about
something.

Okay, what?

Honey, you know that scratching?

If you put some baby oil on that, some
ointment, and just rub it in about 20

minutes, it'll say, oh, go away.

Yeah, no, well, yes, it is itching, but
that's not what it is.

It's about George.

He's acting really strange.

I'm sure it's his underwear. It's riding
high on him.

You know what? I have heard that it has
caused brain damage in some people, and

I'm sure it has with him.

Mom, I'm really trying to tell you
something serious here.

What? Well, he's just been acting
strange.

And I mean stranger than usual.

Well, can you be specific?

Well, it may not sound like a lot, and I
don't want to sound crazy, but I

noticed that he started to take his
phone to the bathroom all the time.

Okay. We're talking about a guy who
can't even text. I mean, he doesn't know

to send a text message. And then last
night, he's on the phone for a really,

like, 20 minutes. And then he comes out,
and he's wearing one of Babs'

bathrobes. And then he's rambling on
something about telemarketers.

All right, I'm going to tell you
something, a little secret, okay?

You have been married an awful long time
because things are starting to get

strange, and they will get stranger.

All right, so you just got to not worry
about that. Don't get the little stuff

all bobbled in your head, okay?

So what are you saying?

Well, I'm saying that I think it's time
that you two find some time to sort of,

you know, pick up some romance again,
okay? Find something that you can to

all those feelings back.

Mom,

Mom, I've got to go.

Oh, okay, honey. So do I. Well, I love
you. I love you, Mom. Merry Christmas.

Okay, bye, sweetie.

Ned McFinnigan.

You know, it's one thing to have a
little healthy competition for the

but spying?

Now that is a horse of a very different
color.

What are you talking about? What horse?
I found this strategically placed

outside my window.

Satellite TV?

Are you trying to spy on me, Ned?

Spying on my plan for my electric lights
during the holidays?

That's insane.

I thought you switched to decaf.

I did.

But trust me, Ned, at the end of this
Christmas season, It's the North Pole

that's going to be calling me about how
to spread Christmas cheer.

Got it?

I got it.

This dog smells like Newark, Ted.

Well, that's the end of that.

Now what?

Plan B, Stewie.

I thought that was Plan B.

What if it's Plan C? Well, Plan B stunk
anyway. Like Tony Rose mutt.

You're gonna paint her nails.

Stinky mutt.

Let's get out of here.

Like Belinda said, every relationship
has its peaks and its valleys, so I'll

just remind George why he loves me so
much.

Any second now.

Slippers in place?

Newspaper ready? Come on, George.

That train is never late.

Good morning.

Honey, no more garlic knots for you.

Showtime. Where's my slippers?

What the heck? They were here last
night.

I am not the gatekeeper of your things,
George.

I'll get them, George.

Excuse you.

They're gone.

Well, who is, Belinda? Maybe George
moved them closer to the bed.

Ah.

Sneak thief.

There she is.

Yes, someone loves Daddy. You stole them
last night.

Totally robbed my idea.

Stole is such an ugly word.

I just planned ahead.

Unbelievable.

How smart you are.

Yes, you know to get daddy's livers. I
think I'm going to be sick.

Well, you are pregnant, honey.

You know, I think it's your sister's
cooking.

Oh, yeah. That could be, too.

I see you have no problem giving your
morning kisses to a dog.

Linda, honey, if you want me to lick
your face.

All you gotta do is ask.

The thing is, George, a girl shouldn't
have to ask.

Eve's a girl. She didn't ask.

Did you, Eve? The battle lines have been
drawn.

Oh, I don't think a snowman's going to
wear a scarf, buddy, in Southern

California. All snowmen wear scarves,
Daddy. Everyone knows that. I mean, come

on. Oh, you mean Sandman, not snowman.

Well, I'm just saying, I don't think a
snowman's going to wear a scarf on a

sunny day.

Fine. Hey, why don't we put a swimsuit
on? Why don't we not?

Okay, guys, don't fight, all right?
Belinda, you want to weigh in on this?

Snowmen wear scarves.

Uh -huh. I told you. Okay, put the scarf
on.

Still mad about the flipper thing?

Come on, Cranky. Lighten up a bit.

I'm busy.

Busy doing what?

Silently judging you.

Boring. Where's my bucket?

I don't know.

Belinda, have you seen my bucket?

Dad!

Well, that's what happens when you lose
your bucket. Really?

Maybe this will jolly you up a little.

What are you doing?

Excuse me. You're blocking my sun.

Sorry. Hey, have you seen my bucket?

What's wrong with you?

Whatever do you mean, Romeo?

Well, it seems like you've been giving
me the stink eye. That's what I mean.

Must be your imagination.

I don't think so. Hey, have you seen the
bucket?

George!

Allow me to get that for you, George.

Stick around for a while.

I'll get it, George.

This is tied up at the moment.

Hmm. Now, how did it go again?

Here's my bucket. Thank you, Eve. I love
you. How great is this dog?

Well, maybe you two should get married,
George.

I'll make him go get the shovel.

Eve, go get the shovel. Go ahead. Ha,
I'm back.

Can't keep a good dog down.

Okay, playtime's over.

No, Zeus.

I want to get the shovel.

Fooled George once, shame on him. Fooled
George twice, shame on you.

Sly trickery is one thing, but that
won't work here in broad daylight.

Shakespeare? Chappy the Wonder Dog.

Come on, Hines. Don't fail me now.

That shovel is mine.

Water in my eyes.

Oh, no. No, Duncy! I can't see!

George,

is that you?

That took a long time to make.

You're a real jerk, Zeus.

How could you, Zeus?

Bad dog, Zeus. Bad dog. I'm sorry, okay?
It was an accident. I was just...

George, you have to tell him I didn't
mean it.

What are we going to do with that dog?

Tough break, big brother.

But... Oh, Babs.

It's George.

He's acting really funny.

Define funny.

He's getting these secretive phone calls
and sending text messages. I mean,

George doesn't know how to send a text
message. He doesn't even, he's never

a text message. And then, and then he
gets a phone call from someone named

Sarah.

Sarah?

Who's Sarah?

I don't know.

Oh. Oh.

Well, oh, honey.

I do. They're bloated by nature. That's
what they look like. You're lovely.

You radiate beauty and being -born
-ness.

You know what else? You know what?

What?

I think you really did forget our
anniversary. No, no, wait.

This is the idiot, dull, stupid person.

But this is also the person that adores
his wife.

Adores his wife.

And, you know, this emotional thing that
you're feeling right now, it's very

consistent with pregnant women. They
have an emotional response to a sort of

benign environment, benign data.

You know, my best friend, Jenny, when
she was pregnant, she was so paranoid,

thought her husband was a bagman for the
CIA.

Oh, that's crazy.

That is crazy. And that's where you can
go.

Good going, Zeus.

You're a real Christmas prince.

You managed to irritate everybody for
the holidays.

Keep up the good work.

Stay up here.

Do not linger there. She's just around
the corner. Get inside.

I shouldn't have had that cow's own
tent.

That business is crazy.

We've never done a job with the people
in the house before.

Yeah, well, the stake's never been this
high before, Stewie.

Drastic measures, Colford.

Drastic measures.

So, from our surveillance, we know a
couple of things, right?

Number one, that star is definitely
somewhere inside that house.

Number two, we know that Babs is up on
the roof fiddling with those stupid

Christmas lights.

Number three, we know that if we do not
snag that star by Christmas, we lose our

thumb. So add those three things
together, what do you got?

A headache.

No, you idiot. You got irrefutable proof
that we definitely have to infiltrate

that house while people are home. We got
no other option.

Ted, Ted, I can't seem to... Listen to
me, Stewie.

Time to put on the game face.

Okay, our number one objective is that
star.

So do not get sidetracked by any funny
business.

This is business, business.

Ted, I'm so hungry I could eat a
waitress.

Don't even think about it, Stewie.

Ted, this house is a score.

What are we just robbing a star for?
First things first, Stewie.

The star is most likely on top of the
Christmas tree, so now we gotta find

Christmas tree.

Oh, a light just went on!

Did you just? That wasn't me. It was
Bannister. Yeah, right.

California tremors.

I've heard about these things.

I think we have an earthquake.

Hold your position.

Quick, into the next room. Go, go, go,
go, go.

There must be a hundred room in this
place.

Do like we said before.

Start on one side of the house and move.

To the other.

You gotta see this place, Ted.

But I can't find the tree.

It's right behind you, dumbo.

I found it.

I'm gonna get it. Hold on.

I can't reach it.

I'm done.

Has anyone seen my toothbrush?

Good morning.

Oh, no.

George!

What happened to you? I don't know
what's gotten into Zeus.

Honey, we've got to get this cleaned up
before Barbara sees it. I know. Zeus,

get in here!

I didn't do it, George. We were under
attack by that cat burglar clown,

Call the police.

Call the Malibu National Guard.

Call my mother. Call your mother. Call
somebody.

Looks like a broken ornament.

Zeus, this, this is totally unacceptable
behavior, okay?

I don't care what you're doing. You are
now grounded to the yard until we get

home, and there's no treats for you.
But, Dad.

Honey, I'm sorry. That's the way it's
going to go. George, would you just

to me?

Also. There's gonna be no Christmas
activities, okay? But Christmas only

once a year.

I didn't even do anything, George. I'm
innocent.

I'll tell you, I'm innocent.

The hubris of the guilty.

Honey, sit.

Maybe you're being a little harsh on
him. I'm not, Belinda. He can't just run

around doing whatever he wants in my
sister's house.

I mean, look. Look at this one.

She's 11 pounds of sweetness and has a
lot more common sense. I couldn't agree

with you more.

Mommy, Dad!

Look what I found under Zeus' doggy bed.

What? You set me up.

Isn't that Dad's toothbrush?

The new one?

Yeah. Belinda, that's my favorite
toothbrush now. I know. I saw the

and I got it. I know it's your favorite.
It's your favorite. I know. It goes in

and out. We'll get you a new one. The
Oro 5000. That's why this Christmas was

going to be special.

But I didn't do it. Boy, Zeus.

So far, you've broken, like, every rule
in the book.

I can't believe it.

You told me to hide it. That's all I can
stand, and I can't stand no more.

Leave her alone, Zeus. Yeah, she's just
a puppy.

Take Eve, all right? I'm going to take
Zeus, okay? Come on, Zeus. Come on.

Okay, kids, brush your teeth.

Not with that one.

I hate to do this, Zeus, but you've got
to learn to behave.

You disappoint me, buddy.

You know, we're guests in someone's
house, and you're running around like a

not a dog.

Let me out, George, please.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Please, George.

I don't know. You just disappoint me.

George!

George, come on. Don't leave me out
here. I'll be better.

I promise.

That sounded like thunder.

That's the ugliest goat I've ever seen.

Yeah? Really?

I'm a dog.

Well, what are you doing out here with
us, then? Oh, well, I guess you guys

heard all that, did you? Yeah, that's
embarrassing.

You'll get used to it.

Pretty soon they'll stop coming to
visit, too. What do you mean?

George loves me.

Don't listen to him. He gets crabby when
his stomach's upset.

I told you not to eat that fine beluga
caviar without a sweet pinot grigio to

cut the acid.

Sure. They love you.

That's why you're out here and they're
all in there.

Merry Christmas, kid.

Let me out, George, please.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Come on, George.

Do I smell gingerbread?

They can't really be having Christmas
without me.

I gotta see this to believe it.

They're really having Christmas without
me.

I...

I

can't believe it.

I've been replaced.

I'm so sorry, George.

I guess I'll just go back to my cage
before I ruin Christmas anymore.

This is the worst Christmas ever.

Here we go. Now take it easy. It's lots
of steps.

This is so exciting.

It is very exciting, isn't it? Georgie,
stand right over here. Come on, kids.

With the puppy, oh, this is what we've
all been waiting for. Kids and moms and

dads and doggies and maids. We're going
to be the Christmasiest house this side

of the universe, including Netta
Finnegan.

Okay, ready?

Here we go. Drum roll.

And...

You hooked it up to a generator, right?
A separate generator.

Wait, let me see. Well, that's
complicated.

Here we go. Ready?

Ready? It's going to work this time.

And... Oh.

Oh, no.

Let's go to mass.

Let's go. I knew that 40 amp would never
hold. Let's go to church. Let's go to

church. We'll go to church and we'll
pray.

Okay, I'm going to put you away.

Oh,

I've got to go to the store. No, no.
We're going to church and you're coming

with us.

But... No buts, Babs. It's a Christmas
Eve tradition.

Fine, I'm going. Can we stop at the
market on the way back?

That's fine. I need a new toothbrush
anyway.

Come on, honey. Kara, in the car.

Bingo! Hey, they're leaving. It's our
chance, right here.

What about the mutt? That's what I got
this for.

A calculator?

Oh, it's a doggy dazer.

What are you gonna do, shock him?

No, that's a taser. This is a taser.

It emits a high -pitched frequency.

Drives dogs nutty.

Hey, why don't we try it on Tony Rose's
mutt?

Come on, they're going to be back soon.
We've got to go. Let's go.

I'll deal with you later, mutt.

Not needed anymore.

Maybe I should just go.

At least that way I won't get in
anybody's way.

Hey, kid, if you see my brother Anthony,
tell him I'm doing great.

Hey, Eve, come down here a minute. We
need to talk.

Look, there's no room for two dogs in
this family anymore.

You're the dog of the house now.

But I'm just a... Remember, George likes
to play fetch with a tennis ball, not a

baseball, okay? And Belinda, she loves
it when you sit and chill by her feet

when she reads.

Oh, and Ben and Kara, they love to play
freeze tag in the summer and hide and

seek in the winter.

Oh, and don't forget to let Kara win.

You're such a drama queen, dude.

Deuce, wait a second.

I smell... Jeez, Stewie. ...trouble.

Great, just what I need. A crisis of
conscience at my lowest point, no less.

Now do I A, run away and leave a poor
helpless puppy to the wolves, not to

mention Aunt Barbara's multi -million
dollar home vulnerable, or B, do I go

back? and show these crooks and everyone
why I was the number one canine in my

division three years in a row.

Wait, you're not going to leave me here,
are you?

Being the dog of the house carries a big
responsibility, and it's not mine to

carry anymore.

He'll come back, I think.

Come on, kids. Let's find some steam.
Okay.

We'll see you inside.

George. Yeah.

Why are you texting?

Texting? I don't text.

You know that. I'm not up with
technology.

Although I would like to go into that
social networking thing.

Who is Sarah?

Sarah?

Oh, come on. Just come clean, George.

What do you mean?

The texting and the secret phone calls.

Belinda, there's no secret phone calls,
texting. I don't know any about... Okay,

here it is. Sarah is a friend.

Oh, a friend.

Yeah. Well, George, that is very hard to
believe when all of us know that you

don't have any friends.

Well, I will when I get on the social
networking thing.

Trust me, Belinda, it's not what you
think, okay?

Trust me. Okay. You want me to trust
you? Then let me see your phone. I don't

ask you for your phone. Why won't you
give me your phone?

George, you are obviously hiding
something from me. This is not the time

hiding things from me, George. Have you
once thought about how I might feel

right now? I am very full all the time.
My feet are swollen. I am very

emotional. I have a lot going on.

Have you thought about what I do all day
long, George? I don't think that you

have. And you know, I'm tired and there
is a child that's going to be arriving

soon and I think we should be on the
same...

Page, George.

Do you think Facebook is the best?

Oh!

What kind

of lock is this? I've never seen a lock
like this before.

It's a Messerschmitt. A Messerschmitt?

A Messerschmitt.

Germany's finest. Can you pick it?

Unpickable.

You got like a crack card or something
on you.

Bam. Ted.

Jose Juanito Gonzalez, 5 '2", 170
pounds.

I pickpocketed him at the gym.

Watch and learn, Dewey.

Ted, let's just break the glass.

Almost got it.

Always with you, what can't be done.

Got a new puppy.

Hey, little doggy.

Stay back or I'll... Now we got you. She
looks dangerous.

For you.

On three or on two?

There's no place for you to go.

Oh, man.

These guys mean business.

One.

Three. Dude, help!

She don't look that tough.

Now we got you.

Let's tie her up inside here. Let's do
it.

You stay here and don't cause no
trouble.

Come on, let's get that car.

Help me!

Someone!

Zeus!

Belinda, if you just let me explain. I
have nothing to say to you, George

Bannister. Nice work, Dad.

Yeah, you're a real smooth smoothie.

This is low, even for you.

It's complicated, okay?

Do not try to weasel out of this,
George.

Just admit what you did. I didn't do
anything wrong.

We had some good times, didn't we, guys?

I wish Zeus was here. I bet you do.

Zeus! Boy, am I glad to see you, big
brother.

Sit tight, pup.

I have a score to settle.

All right.

Keep your eyes peeled for Zeus.

I can smell him.

Look at that.

She's beautiful.

And he's beautiful.

How are we going to get that thing down?

I saw a chainsaw in the yard. I'll take
it out, cut the tree in half.

Chainsaw? What?

There's a hallway up there.

Go up the stairs, go up in the hallway,
lean over the railing, and pluck the

star. Never get out of here. No, I'm
scared of heights. Go up the stairs and

the star.

I'm scared of heights. You know this.

Fine, I'll do it. No funny business.

This is business business.

Zucka.

My big brother is gonna teach you guys a
lesson.

Bad idea.

We gotta stop meeting like this.

Miss me?

It's Zeus!

It's Zeus!

It's Zeus! Let's get him!

Get up!

Okay, he's upstairs.

Let's get him!

No, no, no, no.

Don't chase him. That's exactly what he
wants us to do.

Gotta use the old onion here, Stewie.

Think I'm going to need a little backup
on this one.

Hmm. I wonder if Francine is working
dispatch tonight.

This is 911.

What is your emergency?

Hello?

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a SWAT
team.

What are you thinking about, Ted? Shh.
Enough of that.

We're going to let Zeus come to us. Ted.

Why are you waiting by the front door?
Shut up, Stewie, and give me my net.

All right, Stewie, let's get out of here
before Zeus comes back. That enough,

huh, boys? Can't take the heat from
canine numero uno.

Time to take out the... Whoops.

You ain't so tough.

You ain't so tough. Huh, police dog?

What I got for you, huh?

Right here.

Yeah, muzzle for you.

Keep your mouth shut. You better hope I
don't get out of this thing.

Hey, stay out of my doggy treat.

Big tough police dog.

Stewie. What?

Throw me a rope.

I think I'm gonna leave.

Stewie, Stewie.

You ain't going anywhere, Zussi.

This was not part of the plan.

Let's go get that star. Grab the bag.

And now we get the star. We get Tony
Rowe.

Hi. I got an idea. Check this out.

We get a little ranger.

Watch, watch, watch.

Wait.

Zeus? Yeah? There's something I have to
tell you. I'm sorry I didn't treat you

so nice.

Yeah? I saw how the banisters were with
you.

And I wanted that love all to myself.

I just figured if I tried to make you
look bad, that it would make me look

But it backfired.

And now we're in this terrible mess.

The only good thing is, it's made me
realize how mean I was to you.

And how sorry I truly am.

Looks like someone's grown up a bit.

I'll say.

I'm sorry too, Eve.

For what?

I should have been more of a big brother
to you instead of a competitor.

Truth is, Eve, I'm glad to have you as
my little sister.

You really mean that?

Cross my snout and hope to fly.

I'm glad to have you as my big brother,
Zeus.

I wish we had more time together.

This is the end of the puppy trail for
us.

I forgot to tell you rule number seven.

Even when all hope is lost, never give
up.

Yeah, but... Butts are for sniffing. Now
get your poker face on, little sister,

because Big Brother's about to show you
how to save Christmas Eve.

Cool.

Follow my lead.

Okay.

I can do this. I can do this.

Christmas,

1 a .m. in the morning. We're late.

Dad, hurry up.

These guys got to be sniffing glue or
something.

I mean, I threatened them, right?

The last couple of clowns made me wait
this long. They got their thumbs

And they're getting cured in a jar of
pickle juice now. Maybe they plan on

keeping the star for themselves.

Man, they could have been halfway to
Bolivia by now.

Whatever. It just goes to show you.

You know, if you want anything done
right, you gotta do it yourself.

That's right, boss.

Make sure this thing is sharp.

That's it. Keep pulling, kid.

Almost free.

I think we make a good team.

Woo! We did it.

Stupid ropes.

I'll show you.

Come on, kid. Forget about that stuff.
Oh, yeah. Right.

Here we go.

Hey! What?

The onion.

Yeah. Beautiful.

Good job.

It's amazing.

Can I smell it?

No, you can't smell it.

We've got to get to Tony Rowe. Let's get
out of here.

Oh, yeah. It might just work.

Taking a bath?

Not quite. We're going to make these
bubbles work for us. Oh, and put these

your ears, just in case. No way.

Now's no time for pride, sis.

Speaking of which, excuse me for just a
moment.

Hey, what about rule number two?

We're at war, right? And rule number
eight is, there are no rules during war,

little sis.

The dog's got out.

There's two of them.

Zeus and his clone. I'm scared, Ted.

Don't move.

Ted, he's foaming.

Ted, that's rabies. I saw Cujo. That's a
good movie. I'm scared, Ted.

Stand your ground.

Ted. Okay, okay. I'm scared, Ted.

Wait a minute.

That's not foam.

That's soap.

You're right.

The high -end type.

Uh -oh.

Um, Zeus?

All right.

Enough funny games.

Nighty -night, sweet prince.

Ted, it's not working. I told you we
should have tried it out.

Antler muffs, fool.

Okay, enough of these baby games again.

I'll strangle him with my bare hands.

I'll smash him. I'm going to commit a
doggy homicide.

I thought you were going to sneak off on
me, huh?

Where's my star?

Oh, it's right here, Mr. Rope. I got it
right here for you.

There you go, sir.

Rope.

It's all forgiven, right?

This thing is a full game.

What? What? What? It's fake. Forget
about it. These things are made out of

somewhere in China. But that can't be.
No, can be.

So much for legends.

Guess we're going to have to settle for
their thumbs. No, no, no.

I'll get a pretty penny for them on the
black market.

Hold on.

No, it's okay. Just think peaceful,
loving thoughts.

Yeah, like that.

Follow my lead, Eve.

It'll help you press the pain.

Come here. No!

Timber!

I don't believe it.

Who saved us?

Police officers!

Let's blow this, Joey! Come on, let's
go!

Hey, nothing moves!

Hands in the air!

No, go this way!

They're all yours, boys.

Me and my little sis took care of them.

Booyah!

Is that who I think it is? That's Tony
Rowe, the infamous loan shark.

Infamous, huh?

Where am I, Mom? Not quite.

Let's go. Come on, you're going
downtown.

This way, Tony.

Now, what do you see?

I never saw these guys before. I don't
believe it. What?

Tony Rowe and his goons are going to
take the fall. They're going to take the

rap.

Watch this. They're probably going to
tell you they live here or something.

Don't believe them.

What's going on here?

These turks broke into the house.

On Christmas Eve?

Yeah. Happens to us all the time.

I was framed, lady. I'm telling you, I
was framed. I didn't do nothing.

I hope he rots in jail.

Let's do it.

You know what this means?

What?

We're free.

No more Tony Rowe. No more debt we owe
anybody. We can finally go where we

always talked about going.

The Vatican.

Oh, you mean?

Miami.

Ah, that's what she hit me in the head
with a shovel.

We pissed them good. They're clean,
thanks to these dogs.

Dogs? Yeah, it seems these two labs had
a hand in stopping these guys.

Can't believe it. Oh, my goodness.

Isn't that wonderful?

All in a day's work.

You know, I've got a date with a fuse
box.

If you could just... Thank you.

Let's go to jail, Tony.

Hey.

Hey, dude.

Daddy didn't mean to blow up on you. No,
Daddy loves you. You know that.

And you too, you little squirt.

Here, honey. Take Eve.

Okay? Here.

Good boy, Zeus.

Wish I could say the same for you,
George.

Linda, please.

It's all going to work out. Trust me,
okay?

What is going on? I'm going to let you
know in about two minutes.

Sarah Sadler?

George Bannister?

Yes.

Thank you so much for coming.

How could I not? I mean, I felt
partially responsible for this whole

misunderstanding. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Belinda, honey, this is Sarah.

Sarah Sattler, from Sattler Jewelers.

Formerly from Atlanta, but now we're
here in Malibu, living the good life.

Oh, wow.

You were right.

What a dynamic smile.

I know. First thing I fell in love with.

Plus, she's a little prego, so she's
glowing.

I'm really confused.

Merry Christmas to you both. Bye. Thank
you again.

George, what are you doing?

I'm so sorry for sneaking around on you.
But I wasn't.

But if I was, I'd be sorry.

But I wasn't. I just wanted this to be a
surprise.

What to be a surprise?

Your anniversary gift.

Oh.

Belinda Theodora Bannister.

Will you marry me?

Again?

Oh.

George. You've got to read the inside.

Love, your cuddly Georgie porty bear.

Oh, George.

I feel like such a fool.

Right?

Is this from the... Yeah, yeah, that's
from your earring. The first gift I ever

gave you. The first gift you ever gave
me. Oh, George, this is so romantic.

I know. So what do you think?

Yes, yes, of course I will marry you
again, George Finn.

They finally worked.

Yes! Yes!

Well, better late than never.

Oh. I can see, Babs. Yeah, you're
smarter than you look, Ned. Don't let it

to your head. Halloween is right around
the corner.

I know.

You know, there's, uh...

There's this big Christmas -like
convention in spring.

Top of the line, North Pole.

Periphernalia. The one in Boston.

You know, you're stuck.

I always wanted to go. I just didn't
want to go alone.

Well, uh... I thought... Maybe, uh,
maybe

the two of us, uh... I'd love to, Ned.

I love you, honey. I love you, too.

Merry Christmas

to all.

And to all a good night.

You think that star ever really existed?

It's beast.

What'd you say, Ben? It's beast.

Yeah, it's beast.

It's beast.

It's beast. It's beast.

It's beast.

It's beast. It's beast. It's beast.

It's beast.

I say we made it. I think we made it.
Look at that, huh?

This is what it's all about.

I don't know.

Like it?

Ready, guys?

All right, roll down.

Pull yourself together.

Keep smacking. Keep smacking. Keep
smacking.

Stewie, come on. Pull yourself together.
She's smacking.

Backwards. The other with the back
there. Pull yourself together, Stewie.

Oh, she's very sweet.

She's so cute. So sweet.

Let it keep you.

Follow me.

Really? In the middle of this? Listen to
me. I'm not finished.

I'll not only... The North

Pole will be calling me about my
strategy for...