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I don't like it hot. Why don't you give
me a call?

I'll give you my love and I will give
you it all.

So if you need assistance, if you need
assistance, if you need assistance,

just give me a call.

Don't worry, they'll call back.

Oh, God,

they're going to be here in ten minutes.

Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me.

Yeah, I'm not busy.

Where's Stephanie?

Oh, boy. I don't know.

Somebody better take over a boy.

I don't work till 7 o 'clock. There's 5
till.

I'm sorry.

All operators are tied up at the moment.

If you hold the line... Oh, buddy.

Oh, don't stop. Oh, hurry.

Call if you want some action.

You need hot satisfaction.

Machines can do what I do to quench the
fire in you.

So if you need assistance, if you need
assistance, if you need assistance.

I'm trying to say I'll tease you I'll
please you If you need love today

So if you need

What?

coming.

What's going on?

I thought I heard a moan, but no one
here.

Ah.

Wait a minute.

Oh, good. No problem.

My computer reports are all here.

They're damn important.

Thanks, Bill.

Glad I could be of service, Mr.
Fishbait.

See ya.

That strange smell.

And why is my chair damp?

What's all this talk about Ma Bell
buying up the company and replacing us

computers? I'll tell you this, guys.

In the ten years that I've been with
this company, I've seen a lot of things

happen that no computer could figure
out.

That's for sure. I've been here for six
and a half years. I'd like to see a

computer try to understand some of the
things that people want.

I swear, sometimes I feel like a
translator for the United Nations.

Well, it's all part of the job.

I just hope I can keep mine.

I'm sure if the company realized what a
service we provide, they wouldn't want

to replace us.

Maybe I could speak to some of the
linemen. They might be able to help us

Well, Cindy, you just better be careful.
Every time one of those pole climbers

gets a good look at you, they seem to
want to install a new service in you.

Here comes the most beautiful supervisor
in the phone business.

I mean, really, Lonnie. If you'd have
been around old Alexander Graham Bell in

his tinkering days, I'm sure messages
would still move by Pony Express.

David, you say just about the nicest
things a person can say.

And it happens to be the truth. You do
look great today.

Oh, girl.

And David, our token toward equal
opportunity.

Thank you.

But I've got to talk to you about a
subject that's become unavoidable.

Is that about losing our jobs to the
computer?

Well, you're half right, Cindy.

I came to tell you that they're
seriously considering the switchover.

I think I have an idea to keep that from
happening.

Good. I'd hate to be out of a job.

Just when I found one that I don't screw
up so badly.

Cindy, someone who looks like you isn't
going to have trouble finding a willing

employer. Without worrying about me.

Now, hold on, gang. We're jumping
overboard.

I'm just telling you that the company is
giving serious consideration to the

computer idea.

I personally don't feel any machine
could ever replace human assistance.

It's great that you feel that way,
Lonnie, but what do we do to convince

bigwigs?

Well, that's why I wanted to meet with
you this morning before the shift

I have an idea.

We're willing ears.

Let's hear it. We prove to the company
that we give the kind of service that no

hunk of hardware could ever give.

The job is satisfying the customer, and
if we do it better than the machine, the

company will have to keep it.

But how do we prove that to the big
shots?

Well, from now on, when you answer an
operator assistant's call, And do you

think you can help them out yourself?

Do your best to help.

Then, when you're finished, suggest to
them that the way of showing their

appreciation would be a call or a letter
to the company.

Or to fish bait.

And if we really go out of the way to
help, positive responses should start

coming in real soon.

What do you say?

Let's do it.

I still want my paycheck.

Whatever it takes, I'll do it. Oh, I'm
so excited.

Let's get to work, folks.

Let's show them.

Oh, yeah, you sure can.

See, I'm building an addition out of my
house here, and I'm having a little

trouble with my framing instructions.

I'll help you, sir. Service is our
business, and we aim to please.

Oh, good.

Well, look, I'll tell you what I've done
so far, okay?

It says here to use 10, 2x12, and then
run an L -brace into the corners, and

then you run a tongue along the groove
in the floor with a 3 -quarter inch CB,

okay?

But I have a question.

Do I put braces up all along the side,
or do I just knock these braces out?

Well, I think you should remove your
braces. It might make it a lot easier

me to understand you.

I know I felt great when they took my
braces off.

Oh, good. That sounds simple. I'll try
it, okay? You hold on.

Just a minute.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

I bet you got a nice, hot pussy.

Just wait.

Sir, your number's now being traced.

You bet I got a hot pussy.

What's your name, honey?

Dick. Big Dick.

Well, I'm sure that name fits you fine.

Bet you got that big dick just waiting
for me right now.

You betcha, bitch.

I'm gonna fuck you real good.

When I'm done with you, you won't be
able to walk for two weeks.

Your cunt's gonna be so hot and wet, you
won't be able to take it.

Oh, Dick, you get me so hot.

My pussy's on fire just thinking about
that big dick of yours inside of me.

God, you should see how swollen my lips
are.

Juice is running down my thighs.

Hey, after I fuck you in the cunt,

I'm gonna fuck you in the face.

Then I'll fuck you in the ears.

Then I'm going to fuck you between the
toes.

Then I'm going to fuck your armpits.

Then I'm going to eat you like you've
never been eaten before.

Then I'm going to suck your ass.

Then I'm going to take my great big hose
and ram it in your sweet little

asshole. Then I'm going to fuck you in
the ass, bitch.

Oh, I can just imagine how it's going to
feel with that big cot pumping into any

of my holes.

Oh, it's so good.

And I'm going to lick you all over.

And I'm going to fuck you all over.

Ticks getting bigger in my hand, bitch.

You feel it?

Yeah.

I want to get in there.

I want to get in there.

Swell up your cunt lips.

I want to make your pubic hair stand on
end.

I want to make your clit tingle.

The chimes of your cervix.

I'm on a bat of your wounds.

Oh, yeah.

I'm pounding. Oh, don't stop.

Oh.

Holy mother fuck.

Oh, love.

Oh, so good.

Oh, yeah.

Alexander Graham Bell, where are you?

Yeah, right.

Right. Lonnie, take a note.

I have a problem with dampness in my
tear.

Um, I'll check the humidifier for you.

Good thinking.

Now, about this changeover.

The board is going to make the decision
in the next two weeks.

Do you think your operators can show
their true value by then?

I have a great group.

I think they'll be showing results
before you know it.

Don't you have any influence with the
board?

Wouldn't you talk to them? They'd listen
to you.

I need a substantial reason to go to bat
for you, Lonnie.

They have highly paid consultants who
claim that the change to computers is

inevitable.

Computers service the public better.

What reason could I give in your
defense?

Well, I don't know of a better reason
than humans give more personal

Ah, yes.

Perhaps if you were to give me...

Some of that personal attention.

Maybe I could help.

Well, we all like you.

But of course there's the company's no
-frattenization policy.

Screw the no -frattenization policy.

We both know that policies were made to
be broken.

Maybe if we were to work a little
closer, I'd vote for the operators.

Mr. Fishbait.

It's your move, honey.

Just remember, I have the key vote.

Well, couldn't hurt.

God, you're so big.

Bonnie, this is what I meant by a little
more cooperation.

You're really cooperating.

I was just so excited.

I never dreamed you'd be like this.

You're gonna get my vote, that's for
sure.

Oh.

Let's go on over to the sofa.

Fuck me, baby.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.

I can feel it getting bigger.

I'm going to blow you apart. I'm going
to squirt hot juice all over you.

Are you ready to come?

Are you ready to come?

God,

oh, God.

Come in me. On me.

Are you ready to come? Come, come, come
here.

I'm coming. Oh, baby, I'm coming on your
face.

Oh, baby, you feel so good. Even on his
face.

May our general manager know that you're
a satisfied customer.

Thank you very much. I'll let them know
immediately.

Lonnie, that call should please you.

Not like you just did.

What did they want?

It was an extremely satisfied man.

I think he said his name was Richard.

He complimented the phone company on
being so helpful and having such

enthusiastic employees.

Things could be looking up for the
endangered operators.

Damn it, Lonnie.

I've got this readout study that the
company has spent two years on.

They claim that the computers used in
the large cities can also be just as

effective in the smaller communities as
well.

They say that it's much more
sophisticated, completely cost

What's more, they spent tons of money
coming to that conclusion.

Afraid it doesn't look good for the
operators.

I think we're going to have to go to the
changeover. You know, we don't plan on

just giving up.

Where's that smell again?

Ocean Valley Central to all field repair
trucks.

Effective immediately, gentlemen.

All repair calls are to be handled on a
priority basis.

New installations are to be put on the
back burner until all other problems

been solved.

Shall I repeat or do you acknowledge?

How about it, guys?

Tom?

Jim? Coming through loud and clear. Is
that you, Cheryl?

You sure sound good, baby.

Hey, will I see you on my break?

Jim, this is business, not social.

My asshole brother doesn't care.

He lets me do what I want because I get
things done right.

He never catches any shit from the
stockholders.

That's no way to talk about Mr.
Fishbait.

He's your brother, and he's also your
boss.

Uh, you know, he's no fun.

He won't let us pole climbers get near
you beautiful ladies.

Gotta go, Jim.

Ocean Valley Central out.

Beautiful.

We just may be onto something here.

God, he is a wizard, isn't he?

Well, just keep it a secret between the
two of us. Leave everything to me, okay?

Okay.

Operator assistance, can I help you?

Yeah, I'm building an extension onto my
house here, and I'm having a little

trouble with my electrical wiring.

I was wondering if you could connect me
with an electrician. Well, sir, maybe I

could help you.

My old boyfriend used to say I could
really light up a room.

Okay, all right.

Well, let me tell you what's going on
here.

See, I have all the major voltage lines
that are clustered and bound with crimp

clips, okay?

And they're secured in the strip
-twisted ends.

The amps are good, the colors are coded,
and the lines are laid.

But I have a problem, okay?

I got these three wires, and they ain't
got nowhere to go.

Two of them are black, so I figure that
they're grounded, so they ain't going

nowhere. But one of them hasn't got a
color, so I don't know...

If I should connect it to the yellow box
or the red box?

Yes, I follow you so far.

I guess.

Well, the problem is, you see, I'm
missing that page. So I was wondering,

color do I connect it to?

Well, I'm not totally sure.

But I've always preferred yellow.

It's so bright and cheery. Don't you
think? Red is such an angry color and

But yellow is like sunshiny days and
pretty flowers.

Red is so bold and firm.

And so much hotter than yellow.

The yellow's warm and everything.

Yeah, I think we should go with yellow.

It's so confusing, isn't it? Uh, yeah.
Yeah, well, look, look. All right, I'll

try it. You know, what can I lose? Hold
on.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Operator? Yes, I don't know exactly how
to

say this to you. I'm sorry, I'll stop
laughing.

My name is Al. My wife Linda and I have
been having problems of a sexual nature.

I think that I must be doing something
wrong because I seem to be hurting my

wife.

Well, what does Linda have to say?

Operator, I'm going to put you on the
speakerphone, all right?

I'm here on the speakerphone, operator.

I really, really, really love my
husband.

And I want to do anything to make him
happy.

And I love to suck his cock.

But we've been trying to deep throat.

Every time I try, I gag and have to
stop.

I want to do anything in the world to
make him happy, operator.

Do you think you could help us?

Well, I can't say that I was the first
to ever deep throat.

But I must admit that it's something
that I always do for my men.

Not that I sleep around a lot, you
understand, but I've never met a man yet

didn't enjoy putting his cock all the
way down his woman's throat.

Oh, yes.

I'm excited just thinking about your
cock.

Operator, what is your name?

Cheryl. Okay.

Now, here's what I want you to do, Al.

Just relax.

And Linda and I will do all of the work.

First things first, Linda, and that is
to become very comfortable with Al's

cock.

What I mean is get to know every inch of
it and every contour.

Slowly fondle it and use your tongue
to...

Are you sucking Al's cock, Linda?

Oh, yeah.

It tastes so sweet.

Be sure to lick it all the way from the
head, all the way down the shaft.

Now put one of his balls in your mouth.
One more.

And hum your favorite song.

He'll love the vibration.

Now, you want to make Al... as
comfortable as possible.

And you must be real comfortable with
this cock.

When you deep throat, Al, your lips will
be touching his balls.

So get the real hot.

You'll be feeling every sensation.

How you doing, Al?

This is by far the most incredibly
pleasurable torture that any man could

endure.

The further you go down on my cock, the
better it feels. It's like virgin

territory that hasn't been sucked yet.

Hairy reams, eat your heart out.

Oh, God, I'm so hot for Al's cock.

It's never felt this hard before.

It's hard as a rock.

Sounds like we're doing great so far,
Linda.

Now keep licking and sucking, because I
want you to make sure that he's good and

hard before we go into the next step.

Okay.

Now I want you to stay relaxed by taking
long strokes with Al in your mouth.

Do it so that his cock is touching the
back of your throat.

But don't force it. Just allow your
saliva to get it.

I'm ready to try it now.

It feels so good.

I can understand your enthusiasm, Linda,
but don't rush it.

Just keep going at the pace that we're
going at.

Pace?

What pace?

I'm going crazy here.

Come on.

If you're feeling relaxed, I think it's
about time to do what you set out to do.

First relax your throat and breathe
easily.

Now start licking the head of Elle's
cock.

Now start letting the head of Elle's
cock gently fuck your throat.

Don't rush it.

Let your throat get used to it.

Start working more of it down. But
remember to breathe now.

And let your saliva coat the shaft so
that it slides down more easily.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, the deeper you go, the better it
feels.

Oh, you're doing it.

Hallelujah, you're doing it.

What's this, baby?

I thought it would just be like a

novelty, but it really feels good.

Just take it in deeper.

Deeper.

It feels like you could put my paws in
your mouth and my tail your cockle.

What?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Now, deep throat and stiff cock until
his balls can't take it anymore and he

shoots his hot cum all the way down your
throat.

Are you still with me?

Oh, that was fabulous.

Thank you, operator.

I mean, Cheryl, thank you.

Yes, thank you. It was what I've always
been wanting to do.

Well,

I'm glad I could be of assistance to
you.

Be sure to let the phone company know
now.

They've been thinking of replacing us
with computers.

And I've never heard of a computer who
could give you that kind of...

Marie?

You don't seem very enthused.

Aren't you feeling well?

I don't know.

I'm really worried about my job. Ever
since my rat of a father packed up and

split, I've had to care for my mom.

She has been ill a lot.

I really need the money.

Dad was such a bastard.

We're all worried about the problems
that losing our job would cause.

That's why we have to give an extra
effort to all our callers.

Can't stay down.

Yeah, you're right.

I have been letting the depressing news
get the better of me.

I can't seem to snap out of it.

I'm really uptight about my mom.

Do you have any aspirin?

Sure. There's some in the infirmary.

Come on, we'll get you some.

So the guy comes out into his front
lawn, and there's that penguin standing

there. The policeman comes by, and he
says, Sir, you'd better take that

to the zoo, right? Right? Huh?

So the next day, the policeman comes by
the same house, and he sees the man

walking the penguin down the sidewalk,
and he says, Sir, I thought I told you

take that penguin to the zoo.

And he said, Well, I did. Today it's the
movies.

Lonnie, I don't want to bore you, and
you'll probably hate me, but I'll tell

you, I've always been jealous of you and
the other girls.

There's no reason to be jealous.

We all like you.

Is there a personality problem anywhere
with any of us?

No, it's nothing like that.

It's just that you're all so experienced
with men.

So sure of yourselves.

Lonnie, I know this will sound really
stupid, but I've never been with a guy

before.

You know, intimately.

Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

We all do what we want sexually. Nobody
forces us.

You just want to save yourself for the
right guy, correct?

No, that's not it at all.

I don't want to be with any guy.

None of them.

I don't trust men, and I would never
want to make love with one.

And since I first got the job here, I
really respected and admired you.

And now, I'm afraid I've fallen in love
with you.

That's why, when you touched me... I
reacted that way.

I wanted to so much.

But I figured you would never want to
make love with me.

Have you ever made love with anyone
before?

No.

I kind of tried with a girlfriend in
school.

But I felt what we would do would be
really wrong.

I know you always speak negatively about
your father.

Is he the reason you hate me?

I guess so.

I don't know.

Well, not all men are like him. You'll
find that out if you let yourself.

As for me, why don't you just let me
continue with the massage?

Trust me.

I do.

Are you okay?

Right there.

God, you make me so hot.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, now.

Oh.

Oh.

You're going to make me cum.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, cum.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, Nico.

Oh.

you so much.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Hi,

Cheryl.

Looking fine as ever.

You never fail to compliment me, do you?

Am I really that attractive to you?

I should say so.

There have to be a lot of ladies in my
line of work.

You're one of the French benefits, so to
speak.

But anyway, they like to have their fun
first.

You know what I mean?

Yes, I think I know what you mean.

But if that's the case, and there are
all those lustful ladies out there, then

why are you so eager to get together
with me?

Well, you know when something is too
easy to get it loses its appeal when

something is hard to get Just make the
desire grow grow

That's very nicely put Jim and I'll
accept it as a compliment,

but is that all that grows If you like
that compliment you like that lustful

look that's been in my eyes all the time
How would you like to accept a little?

rendezvous with its pole climbers, Paul?

We'll see what else can grow.

Well, I don't exactly have a lot of
time, you know, but what do you suggest?

Well, come with me.

I'll show you.

This one was behind the plant in the
corner.

I like that. I landed that one right in
the ash tree. It was incredible.

Amazing.

You know the stain on the ceiling in my
office?

No wonder you didn't.

That's how it happened.

Oh, that was a good one.

Oh, this one was very, very interesting.
It's underneath my desk. How'd you get

that like that?

It was in an incredible angle. I don't
know, Jim.

This is something else.

Last time I was in one of these was when
some kid in high school pushed me in.

Listen, sweetheart, I guarantee you'll
have a good time if you drop that skirt.

I don't know, Jim. I mean, I've been
with this company ten years, and I've

been involved with anybody here, you
know?

I know all the younger girls mess around
like little bunnies in heat.

Even your brother chases me every once
in a while with his tongue hanging out.

I don't know. I just didn't want this to
be so easy, you know?

I want it to be special.

Isn't there any other way that we can do
it?

Oh, come on, Cheryl. Don't be hanging me
up now.

I want you.

I wouldn't do that.

I'm not that prudish.

Okay. But I want you to work for my
affections.

Yeah.

And I think I know of a way where you
can get what you want.

And I can keep my job.

Yeah?

You got a plan, huh? Mm -hmm.

Ocean Valley Central, the truck two.
Ocean Valley Central, the truck two. Do

you read me, Tom?

Got you, Angie. Fire away.

We have an emergency repair call from
Miss Wanda Driftwood of 2503 Ocean View

Road. Sounds important.

You did such a good job with me this
morning. I thought this call could use

touch.

I told her it may take an hour, so see
if you can get over there sooner.

That's a big roger, Nancy.

I'll get right on it. Be there in less
than 30 minutes.

Let's get back to work.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Is anybody there?

Yes, I need help.

I'm not going to make it.

Please, take a deep breath, and then
tell me why you're not going to make it.

I can't. It's not something you can
discuss easily.

I'm so close to the edge.

I need to talk to a shrink.

We at the phone company are always
trying to help our customers.

By the sounds of your voice, you sound
like a sweet girl.

Why don't you tell me a little bit about
yourself?

Maybe I can help.

Why don't you start with your name?

Mine's David.

David?

I still don't know.

My name's Carla.

Well, that's a good start.

Tell me what's bothering you, Carla.

I can't seem to reach orgasm.

Is that all?

Just relax and we'll talk about it.

You sure sound like a healthy young
woman.

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

Well, I'm five foot two.

I have blonde hair, blue eyes.

I'm not a bad body.

You sure sound in fine shape.

I wonder why you can't achieve an
orgasm.

Maybe you're not getting enough correct
stimulation.

Or maybe you don't relax enough to
enjoy.

Have you ever tried rubbing yourself to
find your most sensitive areas?

You mean masturbate?

No, I was always told that girls that
played with themselves were up to no

Good girls just don't do things like
that.

Carla, that's baloney.

Listen, what I want you to do right now
is get cozy, get naked.

And let me take care of everything.

Now, do exactly what I say.

Take a deep breath.

Exhale slowly.

And rub your hands from your face all
the way down to your breasts.

Don't be afraid to stop whenever it
feels good.

Now, gently explore your stomach with
one hand.

While rubbing your breasts with the
other.

Cut both your breasts.

And squeeze them softly.

Use your index finger to stimulate your
nipples, Carla.

When you touch your pussy.

Harder and harder.

Go for it.

Get your fingers real wet.

Explore that part of your body.

Do you feel your perineum?

That's the tissue that separates your
vagina from your anus.

When I was in school, we used to call
that taint.

You know why?

Because it taint cunt, it taint ass.

Oh, yeah.

Carla, you can use the receiver to rub
your clitoris.

Imagine it's a big, hard cock rubbing up
against you.

the phone.

That's nice.

Put your fingers inside.

Feel your muscles contracting.

You feel it?

That means you're close.

Real close to her, guys.

Damn, you're getting me hot just
listening to you.

David? I was spot -checking calls when I
caught your last one.

I must say, you certainly know what
you're doing.

Where did you learn so much about women?

I don't know. I was just doing my job.

Well, you seem to have taken care of her
problem quite satisfactorily.

And as your supervisor, I feel it's my
duty to take care of yours.

Um, I'd better get up there.

Listen, you get back to work, and I'll
let you know what's up, okay? Okay.

Just a minute.

Come in.

Yes, Mr. Fishbank? You want to see me
about something? Yes, Lonnie.

Lonnie, we've been getting a lot of
calls from customers lately, and all

want to do is say thank you for our
services.

In fact, we've never gotten so many
compliments.

It's almost as if they've gotten wind of
your plan.

Good. Wind of those computer plans
really stinks.

So I'm glad customers are finally
showing some appreciation.

Yes.

It's most interesting.

Well, Bonnie, I just wanted to let you
know. Thank you.

Please do keep me informed.

I will.

Miss Driftwood?

Call me Wanda.

I'm here to repair the phone.

You certainly don't waste much time, do
you?

No, ma 'am. We try to service our
customers quickly.

Not too quickly, I hope.

Come on in.

My husband's been gone for two weeks.
He'll be gone for another week.

I'm in trouble.

The damn thing won't work.

So what's the problem?

My bell won't ring.

What about the phone here?

What about the phone?

I saw you watching me.

Did you like what you saw?

Want to see more?

If the phone doesn't work, why did you
call for assistance?

I got lucky.

But it won't set up my pussy.

What about you?

You like the way I look?

Lady, you just look good enough to eat.

How long do these service calls usually
take?

Ten minutes, maybe.

Oh, well.

Hour and a half, even.

Come on, dead boy.

Let's be service accustomed.

I am hot, and I need to cool down.

Can you repair that?

You got it, lady.

Call me Wanda.

Let's see what you can do.

Wanda? Sexy lady?

I'm gonna ring your bell.

Keep that up. It's going to be a four
bell alarm.

Yeah.

Get you all out of film repair school.

Get you everything from repair school.

I'm gone.

Never enough.

That isn't good enough for you, huh?

You do that with your top?

Huh?

Long light.

Good,

good, good.

Who's holding down the fort?

David and Cindy are.

Cindy's so excited, she's hardly taking
a break.

Nancy, there's something I've got to
tell you, but I can't. There isn't time.

But trust me, Cheryl may have saved the
day for all of us.

Any news?

Well, everything seems to be going
according to plan. Now we hope.

And I'm praying Jim comes through for
us. Oh, rest assured, he will.

If I know him like I know his brother.

Yeah, is this Operator Assistant?

Uh, yes, this is Operator Assistant. May
I help you?

Uh, again?

Yeah, you see, I built this extension
out of my house.

Hey, wait a minute.

Don't I know you?

I don't believe so, sir, but can I be of
some assistance?

Well, that depends on how you look at
it.

Everything I tried to build today has
been destroyed, except for my gas

fireplace. See, I want to build one of
those gas jobs so I don't have to clean

it up and it's easy to light.

You seem to know what you're talking
about, sir. Are you sure you need my

Well, you see, I ran the valve, the
pipe, up through and I connected the

and the knob.

The problem is, is the gas is already on
and I don't know which way to turn the

valve.

Think you can help me out?

Oh, a fireplace. That sounds so nice and
romantic.

Why don't you just light it?

You think so?

No, no, I'm going to call the gas
company, all right?

No, a fireplace was designed to be
romantic. Just light it and enjoy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think you're right. Hold on.

Recognize that voice.

I'm going to go down there and get her.

Excuse me, ma 'am. Ma 'am.

I was wondering if you could help me. I
want to find a supervisor.

Yes, I'm a supervisor.

Can I help you?

Supervisor?

I'm going to make this short and sweet.

There's this girl. The word's here.
She's a little dizzy.

She tried to help me.

Things just haven't worked out.

She was so nice and sweet on the phone
that I just had to come down here to

her in person.

Do you think you can help me?

Well, I don't know. This is rather an
unusual procedure.

You say she really helped you?

Oh, you can imagine.

Well, the girl you're describing sounds
like Cindy.

A very helpful girl.

Why don't you see if I can pull her off
the switchboard?

You just wait down the hallway.

I'll send her right in.

All

right.

Never thought I'd be doing this to keep
my job.

Did you come through for it?

You think I am some kind of a chump? Of
course I came through for us.

Listen, that asshole brother of mine
should be getting the word any minute

Look, I don't want you to think of it as
some part of a deal, okay?

Think of it as a new beginning.

Now, I'm not going to fuck you, and I'm
not going to make love to you.

I'm going to do both at the same time.

His name is Jeff.

He says the help you gave in marriage is
his personal thanks.

I'm very proud of you, Cindy.

He said he was building an addition.

Are you sure he was friendly?

He seemed very nice.

Lonnie, you're wanted in Mr.

Fishbait's office, please.

Well, he's in the infirmary. I'd better
run.

Okay.

Yes, thank you very much.

Yes?

Would you hold?

Lonnie, I would not have believed the
response of our customers.

They seem so appreciative of our
operators. I'm getting hundreds of

I suppose now I'll have to go to the
board and try to convince them that our

operators are better than their
computers.

I just hope they'll listen.

That just may not be necessary.

You're just...

Well, yeah.

You wanted to see me?

God, you're beautiful.

What happened to you?

Is that from the fireplace?

Oh, no. I just had a small accident.

Oh, you poor thing. Sit down. Let me
clean you up.

Okay.

I'm so sorry if I caused you any
trouble.

No trouble.

Oh.

I think I'm in love.

People don't fall in love at first
sight, do they?

I think they do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, I waited so long for this.

Oh, I never knew you were so...

Oh, you're so tight.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No.

No.

Boom.

Oh.

I have an announcement to make.

I'm sure my idea would have panned gold
eventually, but Cheryl here has saved

the day with immediate action.

We all owe her a big round of applause.

What's going on out there?

I don't know. It sounds like a party.
Let's go see what it is.

Yeah.

Our jobs are safe, Cheryl.

How on earth did you manage that?

Well, guys... Let's just say that
Fishbait's brother, Jim, is not as good

seems. He works in the field because
he's a woman chaser.

But I checked his files and I found out
that he's virtually a genius.

An electronics wizard.

And Cheryl may have just put an end to
his days as a womanizer as well.

Excuse me, troops.

I have an announcement to make.

I just got a call from Barton this
afternoon.

In the L .A. office, it seems that that
two -year computer study was all fouled

up. When they re -ran the program
through the computers, they discovered

much too costly.

So I just wanted to let you know that
you all have your jobs and they're safe.

All right!

What's going on here? What did I miss?

Oh, just about the best news of the
year.

Maybe the decade.

Definitely the week.

At least for today.

What gives?

We've done it. We've saved our jobs.
We've proven there's no replacing the

telephone girls.

All right.

Come on, Joe.

That's right.

Well, guys, it's been a long day.

Who had the overflow shift tonight,
anyway?

Cindy did.

Well, why don't the rest of us go to the
Crazy Horse and celebrate?

Say around 7 .30?

Great. Sounds great with me. 7 .30 it
is. See you all later.

Bye.

Hey, Lonnie.

Marie told me what you did for her
today. I never knew you were so

I could use some of that attention
myself.

What Marie and I did was just one thing.

What you and I could do would be
something totally different.

Mr. Fishbait won't be in his office for
the rest of the night.

He could go there.

Well, I guess I'll go on home and get
ready for the party.

Wait, wait, Mr. Frisbee.

There's something I've got to say to you
before I lose my nerve.

That's why I waited here to talk to you
alone.

You've been wanting me to go out with
you for a long time.

And I've turned you down.

Are you still interested?

Of course I am.

But why the sudden change?

I guess you could say I'm learning about
myself.

I took a big step today.

Now I'd like to take a bigger step.

I'd like you to make love to me.

But I've got to tell you that I've never
made love with a man before.

You want me to be the first?

If you would.

That's fantastic.

I'll be very gentle.

Oh, just relax.

Everything's fine.

I locked the door. Nobody will bother to
see it.

I hope I don't hurt you.

I'll try to get two fingers in now.

Does that feel good?

Oh, Maria, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Is that the way you do it?

Oh, yes.

Yeah. You learn quickly.

See, you're wonderful.

I should have tried this with you a long
time ago.

This is wonderful.

I never thought it would feel so good.

I just couldn't be able to walk out of
here.

try everything.

I'll try everything with you.

Why don't you plug me in there?

I'm on the night shift.

Oh, yeah.

Jeff, I've got to go.

Wait for me.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello, this is IVM.

I'm calling about a computer
installation that we have scheduled for

morning. Uh, sorry.

Wrong number.

Young, black, and hot, why don't you
give me a call?

I'll give you my love and I will give
you it all.

So if you need a sister, if you need a
sister, if you need a sister,

just give me a call.

Call if you want some action.

You need hot satisfaction.

The machine can't do what I do to quench
that fire in you.

So if you need assistance, if you need
assistance, if you need assistance.