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Motherfucker. Big lesson, corporal punishment.

Is that an F?

Look, he pushed with me. How could you accuse my son of such villainy?

He's a fucking liar. I am not.

She got you with that problem?

I'm going to do something that your parents should have done a long time

In order to defeat her.

You have to show her you can take pain.

Come on.

Do you need some help back there?

Hey,

Kat!

Hey, make sure each blade of grass is exactly the same length. Those lines

better be straight. And don't go over there fucking with the marigolds.

in full bloom.

What is that?

Um, it's a press outfit.

Do you like it?

It's a leather skirt. How many animals died for that thing?

Um, none. It's vegan.

Oh, God.

It's cute, though. All the girls were wearing it.

I would never wear anything like that.

This is the one where it has cable cloth as a shirt.

Ugh.

Pardon me? You're talking to your mother.

Oh, that's my, uh, cherry tart.

What a fucking tart.

You're doing a pretty good job for a freak.

Thanks.

So, um, tell me, why do they call you a freak?

You seem pretty fucking average to me.

I really don't know.

I'm fucking with you.

Anyways, you seem pretty sweaty. Do you want to go inside and cool off for a

bit?

I don't think your mom would like it if I go inside.

Oh, come on. She doesn't have to know anything.

And besides, we can go in my room and you can show me why they call you a

fucking freak.

I don't know. I think I'll just stay here and finish the job.

Really? You're going to reject me? The most popular and prettiest girl in

school? Like, look at me. I am the hottest bitch you've seen alive.

You motherfucker.

You're going to regret this.

Oh, a hummingbird.

That one right there?

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

Mom,

you are not going to believe what this nasty little freak has been doing.

caught him in my room sniffing my panties.

What? Are you sure?

Yeah, I mean, I saw him rumbling all through my stuff.

It's not true. I promise. It's not true.

Everyone at school even says you're a fucking freak.

I don't know if I should be shocked or appalled.

Well, I think you should fire him, because if you don't, I'm gonna.

Hi. should have known.

Everything I've heard about you running around with that godless Jezebel. And to

think, I gave you an opportunity. I brought you into my home.

And this is what you do. Out!

Bye, Nick.

I'll see you at school tomorrow.

What happened to you?

I was trying to make some extra money to buy a new skateboard, and I was going

house to house trying to mow people's lawns, and everything was okay, but then

all of a sudden... Thanks.

All of a sudden, a dark cloud descended upon me, and I knew

I was in the hornet's nest.

Do you know them?

Oh, yeah.

She's had it in for me for a long time.

She pretends to be nice.

Compliments you.

Pretends to be your friend.

But beneath those white teeth is a forked tongue.

She's done more damage to my reputation than any of the other moms.

Why? Because I'm free!

Because I do whatever I want when I want.

See? She can't stand that shit.

She's insecure.

And I know for a fact that she's not as pious as she seems.

Believe that facade is a slut waiting to break free.

Waiting to run wild.

And you're going to giddy her up into the ground. You got that?

Good.

You know how to bake pie?

Bake? Fake, do you listen to anything I say?

No, obviously not.

Next, we go after Little Miss Apple Pie and her rotten apple of a daughter, the

trad mom herself, Corey.

Remember, you have to catch her off guard.

Start by apologizing, okay? Make her feel all warm and fuzzy like she's got

all under control and that she was right all along. And then you're going to

turn on the old yapper, the dirty, filthy sex pervert that I know you are.

That I know you are.

Running around, you know, running around everywhere with a dirty, filthy thing.

That's what I'm talking about. Catch her off guard. Make her all loosey -goosey.

You don't want that real wild man dick.

Got it? Got it. Got it?

Show me you got it.

Yeah, you got it. Got it. Got it. So we're going to make pie.

You like pie?

Love pie.

I love pie too.

You like cream pie?

Yeah, my favorite.

It's your favorite?

Yeah. Have you had a lot of cream pies in your life?

Mm -hmm. Really?

Okay. So, you know what it tastes?

Yeah. What does it taste?

A little bit of red apple, a little bit of green apple. No, a little bit of

green apple looks fucking disgusting.

Did your mother teach you how to bake pie?

My mother never baked.

There you go.

All right. Bring it a little bit of red delicious.

Drop it right in.

Oh, I'm sorry. Can you pick it up, please?

I'm doing some serious baking here.

All right.

Feel the weight of the apple.

You got to eat real big apples. You got to have nice, big loaves of apples.

You know what I'm talking about? Mm -hmm. You don't know what I'm talking

You got to grease the pan.

You got to make sure she's nice and loomed up and ready to go. You know what

saying? Yeah. Okay, so she's got to be wet.

Glistening. You got a shit ton of freedom on there, so wait.

And do that movement like I taught you.

This one. That's right.

All in there. Dig it all up like a helicopter.

Bring loads after loads on all those pussy walls. You got to glaze her. You

to get her wet.

Every single square inch of that punk. It's got to be cold.

The cream.

You got a lot of ketchup on there, buddy. We want to taste a little bit of

powder before we put too much on.

Right there.

Right there. Look at that.

Good. That's right.

We need to make sure that it tastes good.

A good chef always tastes good when cooking.

Can you clean it off, please?

There you go.

Get it right on the table.

Yeah.

Yeah. Shake it off.

Good night to you, Dad.

Don't be, Mom.

Dryer than the Sahara.

You really gotta lick it out.

Try it on Grandma, Bucky.

And you would know.

Nothing like a good gilf.

You're my man.

Make a dick.

Make a dick. So good.

I know what a dick looks like.

Show me that you know what a dick looks like.

Uh...

Like the head. This is the tool that you're going to be working with.

What? To wreck these mom's lives.

Is that your dick?

No, mine's much bigger. Okay, then show me.

I don't think we have enough power here.

Mom, this is enough.

Let's see it. Come on, big dick.

They don't call me the Hebrew Hammer for no reason.

I did want to show you. I'm about to show you. Okay.

Right now, it just looks like a piece of mud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't see the

big picture yet. The big picture?

The big picture? The big picture. The little tiny balls right here.

Hey, don't judge me by the size of my ball. Judge me by the size of my

schmeckle. Okay, schmeckle boy, let's see it.

Interesting.

I know.

The technique is up in do with a little standard.

Okay, I want to see it starting off.

What do you mean by that?

I mean like... Oh.

I'm a mother load. Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, wow.

I'm more of a shooter, you know? You're a shooter?

You know? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

There's nothing left I have to teach you.

I'm a real motherfucker.

Oh, yes, chef.

You let her bake.

She's hot.

Crazy on the outside.

Gooey on the inside.

Yeah, you like that?

I love it.

What are you doing?

I thought I told you not to come here.

No, let me explain myself, and then I'll be on my way.

Do I need to call the police?

No, no, please don't.

Let me offer an explanation.

Yeah.

Okay, so yesterday when I went to go smell your daughter's panties, I was

actually trying to smell your panties.

Oh, God, you're disgusting.

Is it disgusting that I find you perfect in every way, Miss Chase?

That the first time I saw you, I thought to myself, wow, I bet you her panties

smell like fresh Georgia peaches.

Is that disgusting?

You think I'm perfect?

Bees knees.

In fact, to show you, I baked this cake for you fresh.

You baked that for me?

And you came all the way up here.

I mean, it would be very rude of me if I didn't invite you in for afternoon tea

and pie.

Oh, Miss Chase, you can never be rude, even if you try.

Almost ready.

I have a beautiful spiked tea.

Thought it would go great with that pie.

I wanted to let you know also that all those peaches that I got, they're

picked from the orchard.

Oh. Don't you want to see this pie?

Oh, sure.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, you disgusting bastard.

That's no pie.

But may I give it a taste anyway?

Of course.

You baked this up just for me, didn't you?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Wow. It's so big.

I love it.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

I thought you were a bad boy.

Why is your other hand not on the top of my head?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That was nice and deep down the back of my throat.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm swallowing that cock.

I'm giving it a good taste.

Yeah, get on your knees.

Take some more. Just like that. Yeah.

I want your audition.

I want you to do those little titties. Oh, my God. Those fucking milk titties.

Yeah, they're so fucking nice.

Keep doing the show.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit.

I don't get enough cock in this house.

Walking around, doing things for my husband, my family. I've got to

satisfy myself.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking tired.

Holy shit.

Uh -huh. Yes. There you go. Stick it in.

It's so much bigger than my fucking fingers.

Shit, that's so... So tight.

deep into the couch.

Yeah, I wanna hook you in the eyes right now.

I'm gonna go back and forth. I really like it back and forth. I really like it

back and forth. It's so dirty.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't know, they're both so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

You do me dirty like that. Yeah.

Yeah, holy shit.

I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.

Oh my god.

I want you to sit on it now

Which hole do you want it?

Oh, surprise me. Oh, wow.

Of course, this one.

Thank you.

Pussy. It's just as much as I love it in my ass, yes.

Fuck, yeah.

What the fuck?

Oh, easy.

Nick, what the fuck are you doing?

Are you fucking my mom?

Oh, he's fucking me. Oh, my God.

That's so funny.

Yes, yes.

Aren't you supposed to be going out and, like, bullying somebody?

I'm sick and tired of doing stuff just for you. I wanted something for myself.

And this young man came over, baked me a pie, and I'm fucking

using it.

I want you to feed it to me.

Feed it from my mouth? Yeah.

What the hell?

Put it in your mouth.

Oh,

you gotta watch.

Oh, my God.

Wow, your mom really is going to give you a head. Please pay attention.

Are

you

learning something, Evie? Yeah?

More like glug, glug, glug. Yeah.

I see.

Taking that big fat cock down the back of my throat straight from my ass.

Oh.

That's safe.

Oh, shit. It tastes great.

Like I want to devour each and every square inch of that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Why don't you do something for me for once?

Come over here and sit down and take some notes.

Don't be shy.

Oh, my God.

I want you to sit on it again.

Yeah, I want you to sit on it while she washes.

Yeah. Come here.

Oh,

my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

my God. Yes, yes, yes.

That cock feels so fucking good in my pussy.

You'll never get this. You'll never get this. Oh, God. She doesn't have a

fucking cock.

Nor the balls.

Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Should I flip it around?

Yeah. I think I should flip it around.

Teach you some lessons.

Show you how a real woman.

Oh my

God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. It feels so good. It feels so good going back.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It feels so fucking wet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, for those cheeks nice and white. Did you see?

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Mmm.

You're sure that caking asshole.

Yes, for those cheeks nice and white. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh. Oh,

Nick. Yeah, you have to take that.

Oh.

Asmopeia, asmopeia. Oh, you're just jealous now.

I'll get that dick first.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that dog feels so good inside me.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Did you hurt your wall? I fucking know.

Yes,

just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Take me around the other side, yeah.

Oh, that fucking cock. It tames me.

I love

it

when you do that.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Back and

forth.

everything. Now I'm finally getting what I want. What I mean.

What I desire.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

What are you going to do with that cum?

Oh, I want to put it all over your fucking face.

Oh, yes. I want you to feed it to me.

Feed me that creamy, ooey, gooey goodness.

Oh, you ready? I want you to get this fucking cum out. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. My mouth open.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck that.

My tits right there. Yeah.

Give it to me.

Be me.

Yeah, I'm gonna fucking come.

Oh,

yeah, I'm gonna fucking come. Are you watching?

Are you watching?

Make sure you watch.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

I almost hit you also.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Let me clean that off.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Do you see that?

Right there in my mouth, on my glasses, in my hair.

Oh, you make me feel so wanted and dirty. I love it.

I need to turn you into an alpha male.

Our next victim won't be easy.

She's as cunning as she is beautiful.

You want this pussy?

Yes. You don't get this pussy.

Oh, God.

Mind if I grab you by the pussy?

For real.

Motherfucker.