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Previously on Call Me Fitz.
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Someone stole
the fucking baby
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Our future is
at stake here.
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The key to the fuckin'
Fitzpatrick legacy
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We will get our
rightful heir
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and son of a
Fitz back.
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I'm talking about
the dealership.
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Who would want
to take a kid?
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Well most kidnappings
are perpetrated by
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somebody known
to the victim.
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Ahoy hoy gentlemen.
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You were always
obsessed with that kid.
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Give me my son.
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Ali Devon?
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How about we focus
on finding the
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lost baby.
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Lost baby?
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You want to know
why everyone abandons
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you Fitz?
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Because you deserve it.
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Someone on this strip
is trying to
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fuck our dealership.
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This means war.
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Some guy, he hired me
to loan you that cash.
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Who motherfucker?
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Give me back my kid!
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It's ok honey.
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Mommy's here.
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Nooooooooooooooo!
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Welcome.
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I'm Pat Childs,
CEO of Childs Corp,
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but you may know
me better for
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Fpood.
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The nutrient system that
revolutionized third world
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sanitation issues.
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Or equally important--
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my work with the environment.
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Plasti-bergs - the synthetic
iceberg alternative
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that's saving polar bears
from extinction.
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Now what do these two things
have in common?
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No, that isn't nothing.
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It's an O.
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Ohhhhh.
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Now some people think the
O is a symbol for zero,
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but to our ancient elders,
it meant infinity.
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Ahhhhhhh
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And infinite possibilities are
exactly where the O
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will bring us.
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The O-Mobile won't just
transcend the need
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for the traditional
single-engine vehicle -
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it will bring us into a
whole new way of being.
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Cars are the past.
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The future is O-Mo.
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And I find when I'm
looking for tomorrow -
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There's your tomorrow, motherfucker.
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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪
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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
I'm half a man ♪
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♪ With out you
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♪ Without youuu
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♪ Without you.
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We found him on the
side of a road.
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If someone hadn't
been smart enough
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to put some
dog tags on
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the little Tumbleweed,
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we'd have had no
idea who to call.
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That was me!
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Oh hi
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I will never
forgive you
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for this.
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That's what you
said when I
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killed your mother.
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Go after her, Richard.
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Get stuffed.
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Losing that little
shit-vendor is
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the best thing
that's happened
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to me in months.
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Adversity is the
sister of optimism.
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And the harbinger
for change.
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Hi, you're the plastic
iceberg fellow, right?
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I'm Larry.
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Really big fan.
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Pat Childs.
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You have a very
moist energy.
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That's great.
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Thank you so much.
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Greetings.
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I don't give a
crap who you are.
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That little shitter
came in here
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with $7-K.
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Where's my
fucking money?
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I just had it laundered,
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Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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I knew you
were mob.
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No, literally.
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Laundered.
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We found it in the
poor child's diaper.
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I thought it best
to give you an
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extra thousand for
his education.
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Children are
our future.
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You know what I admire,
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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Your tenacity.
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I'd like to invest
in that emotion
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and watch you
pay it forward
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in a big way.
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So, bullshit.
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That's your angle.
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My angle is the
apex of a prism
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turning white light
into rainbows.
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Do you know
what I mean?
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Follow me.
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Low five!
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Ali?
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Welcome to my
inspiration cave.
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Nice soundtrack!
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Oooh, is that one
of those new
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ergonomic standing
desks?
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Our employees'
spinal health
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is our spinal
health here
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at O-Mo.
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What the fuck is
she doing here?
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I see you've met my
daughter, Paula.
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This nice lady
clearly needs a car
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but seems to
think she doesn't
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Dodge Caravan
right?
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Good memory.
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Wait, if you're
his daughter,
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why were you buying
a car from me?
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You sent her to
fuck me over.
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You mistake my intentions.
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Paula was
researching the
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buying process.
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I don't sell cars.
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I sell socialization
acceleration mobilitators.
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Go teabag someone
else, granola.
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I am so sorry.
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Richard can
be a little--
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What's the word...
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Oh. Richard.
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Bathroom's occupied,
turnip-dick.
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Oooh, that is just
all kinds of dirty.
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You want dirty?
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I'll show you dirty.
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Look at the mildew
in that grout.
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What the fuck
is this?
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Cash to buy back
the dealership.
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Childs even threw
in an extra grand
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for my "trouble."
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What a mark.
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Pat Childs gave
you this money?
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He returned it, technically.
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We're not taking
a dime from that
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ass-cracker.
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But it's our dime.
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Richard, I know
you don't want to
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talk about...
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Then don't talk
about it,
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cock-sock!
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Your father's
strange behaviour,
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but I couldn't help
but wonder why
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he wouldn't take
the money,
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and I think I have
an answer.
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Dementia?
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Loneliness.
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Yeah, he didn't
want you to get the
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dealership back just
you on your own;
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he wanted to
do it together.
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Fishing trip!
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Ya, it's the
perfect activity
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to rebuild your
lean mean selling
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machine and get to
the bottom of
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your father's
problems.
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The O-Mo.
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It's not just your
personal mobility device,
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There's his
fucking problem.
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Pat Childs.
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Drop off your used
gas guzzler at any
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O-Mobile dealership
and we'll give you
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50 percent off a
brand new
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post-car product.
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Never drive
used again.
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I'll drown that
fuck in his
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patchouli juice.
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Ok ok ok
ok ok ok.
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Come on baby,
gimme some sugar.
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No. No! Because.
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Because he freaks
me out, okay?
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I caught him
watching me
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sleeping once.
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It's called joint
custody, Saul.
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He's your son too.
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Fine.
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I will take Justin
this afternoon,
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but you have to
take him at
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Christmas, okay?
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I'm trying for one
of those free
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cruises to Buffalo.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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Okay, goodbye.
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Come on, come on,
come on.
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I'm not going to ask
you what's wrong
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because I know
what's wrong.
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You're an asshole.
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YEAH! HA HA HA!
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Look
at you two.
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Bonding.
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All these years I
never realized
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he was
snorkeling dick.
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Josh isn't gay.
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He just saw
my tits.
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Believe me.
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Gay as a
tangerine on a
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badminton court.
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Mommy, there comes
a time in
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every woman's life
when she has to
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accept the fact
that all the saline
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in the world can't
fix gravity.
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I could bang that
piece before he
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even took a
look at your
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cottage cheese ass.
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You want to put
cash on that?
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Fifty.
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Thirty-to-one odds.
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Sixty.
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And I'll give you
sixty-to-one odds.
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You're on.
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Oh we're on.
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It's my favorite chore.
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You watch Richard.
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Pat Childs will be
no match for
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Father and Son
working together.
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What the fuck
do you want?!
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I believe in you, Richard,
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and your ability to
get to the bottom
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of your father's
latent feelings
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of paternal angst.
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This isn't about feelings,
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pube-knitter.
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It's about
selling cars.
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Relax.
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I got this.
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So, you shit--
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Ken.
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Here's what I.
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I was thinking--
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What do you
think about--
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You gonna pull the
cock out of your
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mouth anytime soon?
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Fu - Fu - Gah -
Fuck!
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Retard's rubbing
off on you huh?
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For your
information I am
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rubbing off
all over him.
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Look, what Richard
is trying to say is
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he'd like to spend
more time with you.
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Why would I want
to do that?
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Because fuck you!
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All you've ever
done is fuck me!
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I fucked you?!
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You love
each other!
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And you're working
out of a trailer!
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Private conversation, Larry.
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You don't even
have the balls to
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ask for my help,
do you?
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You're the one who
needs my help,
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liver spots.
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You know, every
time I look at you,
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I wish your mother
hadn't gotten so
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bored with anal.
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And my work
here is done.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um. Oh. What?
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Again.
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00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,615
Getting saucy
276
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,878
Nasty.
277
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,837
Uhhhh ya,
oooooh my,
278
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,404
Huh huh what?
279
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,710
Um um deal with it.
280
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,233
Crowd's going wild.
281
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:55,453
Uh uh boom!
282
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,412
Somebody just
got defecated.
283
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,239
You mean dominated.
284
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,502
I mean shut up
and dance.
285
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,633
Did you even graduate
high school?
286
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,591
Ha ha ha ya.
287
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,766
High school.
288
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,160
Of course I did--
289
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,509
Hey, Meghan.
290
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,379
Wanna play?
291
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,729
Oh, ya I do,
I want to play.
292
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,252
Mom, why do you
have to come on
293
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,166
to ALL my friends?
294
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,210
Um, Josh is my
friend too.
295
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,516
In fact, he's my
friend first.
296
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,517
Yeah.
297
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,127
So in fact,
we went to
298
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,781
high school together.
299
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,001
So Meghan,
did I graduate?
300
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,960
Fuck no.
301
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,744
You couldn't
concentrate
302
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,657
on anything.
303
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,442
Right Joshy,
like right now?
304
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,357
I'm a woman of
deep intelligence.
305
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,271
You go girl.
306
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,663
And even deeper
sexual powers.
307
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,796
See, pooh-bear,
it's out of my hands.
308
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,321
Round 2, hipster!
309
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,454
Yes, uh huh.
310
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,894
Okay, I'm bleeding.
311
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,553
It's about time you got
your semen-infested
312
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:55,426
asses in gear to
take down Childs.
313
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,472
After what that
fucker did.
314
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,473
Do you and
Mr. Childs know
315
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,691
each other?
316
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,739
Of course not, stillborn.
317
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,393
Remember what I use
to always say to
318
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:08,483
you and retard when
you were kids?
319
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,963
If the shoe looks
clean they're
320
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,834
probably sticking
it somewhere dirty?
321
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,835
Exactly.
322
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,663
I'll bet that
fucker's sticking
323
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,925
acorns up his ass
and letting the
324
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,797
squirrels go
to town.
325
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,712
But why would
you-- oh.
326
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:23,150
Even his name
is twisted.
327
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,760
Pat. Childs.
328
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,414
I'll bet
he does.
329
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,465
You thinking what
I'm thinking?
330
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,252
The Polanski.
331
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,470
A scam so
bulletproof even a
332
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255
pint-sized Polack
with a dick the
333
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,299
size of a French
fry couldn't
334
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,953
wiggle his way
out of it.
335
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,433
All we need is a
hotel room--
336
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,303
Some scratch--
337
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,435
A kid--
338
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,873
And Larry.
339
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,875
What's a Polanski?
340
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,879
Uh, it's a lake up
north, dickweed.
341
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,316
So you are going on
the fishing trip?
342
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,274
Ya.
343
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,538
We're gonna
land a big one.
344
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,563
So, I may have made
some huge mistakes
345
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,694
in my life-
346
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,740
but that doesn't
mean we can't make
347
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,307
something good.
348
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:37,006
I mean just
look at you,
349
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,181
you just came
right out of me,
350
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,226
didn't ya.
351
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,970
See, I told you?
352
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972
Well I knew you would
want to see him.
353
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,625
Who?
354
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,192
Your child.
355
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,933
Oh yeah, right.
356
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:51,978
Can I use it?
357
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,110
I mean, can I hang
out with him?
358
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,938
Use?
359
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,636
I miss the little
homo's smile.
360
00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,376
Okay, what do
you want to
361
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,161
use him for, Fitz?
362
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,118
For collateral?
363
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,206
Cover?
364
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,120
Hey, he needs to
learn the
365
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,165
family business if
he wants to
366
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,340
stay in diapers.
367
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,908
You are unbelievable.
368
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,083
C'mon, it'll take
a couple hours.
369
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,214
Tops.
370
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,520
Think of it as
bonding time.
371
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,000
Oh the doctor
is right,
372
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,741
your Mommy has got
to take her pills,
373
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,873
she does.
374
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,005
And then she needs
to get a haircut,
375
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,268
and a personal
trainer, a job
376
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,356
and a restraining
order against
377
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,574
your daddy.
378
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,447
Hey! Don't you want
me to provide
379
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,797
for our child?
380
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,973
Where are you
going?
381
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:31,974
Fuck.
382
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981
I got a kid.
383
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,635
Who the fuck
is that?
384
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,028
That's your niece, fucknuts.
385
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,204
What's-her-name,
Justine!
386
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,205
Like I've been
telling you for
387
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
ten years, Gramps,
it's Justin.
388
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,556
Like I've been
telling you,
389
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,645
men don't
wear makeup.
390
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,689
Meghan's kid?
391
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,690
You two aren't
trying to pull
392
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,344
another Polanski,
are you?
393
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,171
He's a little old,
Isn't he?
394
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,259
Fourteen is statutory.
395
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,391
And I want my cut.
396
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,349
They grow
up so fast.
397
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,961
I'll see you
at the motel.
398
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,229
Mommy, I think we
both know I've got
399
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,057
this Josh thing
in the bag.
400
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233
so why don't you
just give me $5-K
401
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,278
and we'll call
it even.
402
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,063
Justin told me
you struck out.
403
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,107
Oh fucking Josh!
404
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,152
I don't know what's
wrong with him?
405
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,023
I'm pretty,
right Mommy?
406
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,808
Don't you think
I'm pretty?
407
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,028
Let's ask
the Vodka.
408
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,203
Real men think
I'm pretty.
409
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,596
Remember that hot
boyfriend I had,
410
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,338
before I got fired
from my first job?
411
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,340
You mean
the hustler?
412
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,471
Ya, I had to hire
him to keep you
413
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,472
quiet while we
ripped off the
414
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,430
Indian joint.
415
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,345
Oh yeah.
416
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,302
Remember Raj?
417
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,609
We used to play
hide the samosa
418
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,828
and then he'd give
me free water.
419
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,352
I used to call him
the Raj Mahal.
420
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,877
And then we got
him deported.
421
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,011
Good times.
422
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:52,663
Ya. Raj would
never care about a
423
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187
stupid chore wheel.
424
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,276
Fucking Josh.
425
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,421
Oh. Why are we
in a motel?
426
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,596
I told you,
ass-jam.
427
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,728
You're babysitting
while we're
428
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,685
at the lake.
429
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,209
Pat Childs might
stop by later
430
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:16,861
to pick this up.
431
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:17,862
Ok.
432
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,776
You can use twenty
of it to order
433
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,213
a pizza but no
pay-per-view.
434
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,258
Cheap fucks.
435
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,868
Two generations of
Fitzpatrick men
436
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,174
together at last.
437
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,262
Hey, don't you
think we should
438
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,307
make it three?
439
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:27,959
Justin and I
would be honored
440
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:28,873
to accompany you.
441
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:29,613
Larry, think of
this as your
442
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,658
time to shine.
443
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,225
You get to be a
positive influence
444
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,878
on young Justin
here while
445
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,708
me and my old
man-- bond.
446
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,753
Oh.
447
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,798
Okay, well that's
a good point.
448
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,017
We'll have fun!
449
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,105
Make sure you keep
Childs in the room
450
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,324
for as long as you
can when you
451
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,412
give him the envelope.
452
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,109
Sure! Why?
453
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,285
Because suck my hemorrhoids,
454
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,243
that's why.
455
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,683
They think they're
going on a
456
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,597
fishing trip.
457
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,511
but really they're
going on a
458
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,686
journey of
emotional growth.
459
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,514
Operation Hook,
Line and Sinker,
460
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,558
initiate!
461
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:22,057
Tick-tock old man,
let's go.
462
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,845
Fellows denizens.
463
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,108
Here to hang with
my main man,
464
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,110
Pat Childs?
465
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,546
You're friends
with Childs?
466
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,287
Pat Childs is
friend to all.
467
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,116
He can command our
thought-shapes.
468
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,508
You go ahead.
469
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,640
I'll wait here.
470
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,641
What the fuck's
wrong with you?
471
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,165
The "Fuck" is
Pat Childs.
472
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,862
You should be
frightened, sir.
473
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,214
Pat Childs is no
ordinary alien.
474
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,084
Go.
475
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,217
I'll deal with
bonk-nuts.
476
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,174
If you're going to
transmit to me
477
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176
like that,
Mr. Childs won't
478
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,570
confirm your
protein injection.
479
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:02,097
Get away from me you
fucking degenerate!
480
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,711
Spare some change
for a brother?
481
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,148
If it's change
you're after,
482
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,888
let it be your
opinion of our
483
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,413
magnanimous alien overlord.
484
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,204
Father?
485
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,205
I'm sorry.
486
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,120
Making music
with my child.
487
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,514
who also happens to be
my right hand woman.
488
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,255
It's like we're
having a conversation
489
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,605
with eternity.
490
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,128
Well, lookie here.
491
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,085
Richard Fitzpatrick!
492
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,652
Welcome.
493
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,698
We're taking a short
imagination siesta.
494
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,003
Would you care to
pull up a laptop?
495
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,049
Lay down
some breeze?
496
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,181
I've got a flute
here that's just
497
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,399
begging for
your lips.
498
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,619
Of course
you do.
499
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:46,968
What can we
do you for?
500
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,231
Actually I've got
a proposition.
501
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,450
A guy I know's got
a line on some
502
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,625
cheap port-a-potties.
503
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,366
I thought you could
use them for your
504
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,107
African child
fertilizer project.
505
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,979
Wonderful, wonderful.
506
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:58,936
We only have so
that we can give
507
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,242
right, Richard?
508
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,504
Sure.
509
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,071
Unfortunately,
we already have an
510
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,160
infrastructure
provider for Fpood.
511
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,466
Oh.
512
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,119
Are yours -
513
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,251
stained?
514
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,948
Do you mean
sustainable?
515
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:11,906
Yes.
516
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:12,907
Well the cost
was prohibitive.
517
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,691
Still, each journey
begins with a
518
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,171
single step.
519
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,216
Right.
520
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,916
Well mine are totally sustainable.
521
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,484
And they're
manufactured by -
522
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,313
orphans.
523
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,879
Carbon savings and opportunities
524
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:29,750
for children?
525
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,100
This is my bliss.
526
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,841
Me too.
527
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,146
This could be a
very fortuitous
528
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,105
marketing juncture.
529
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,287
Seven p.m. at the
DelRoy Motel.
530
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,115
Room three-twelve.
531
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,041
Unbelievable.
532
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,216
What a bitch.
533
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,696
You know she was queen
of the rainbow kiss
534
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,045
party in third
grade and she has
535
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,830
the nerve to call
me slutydactyl rex?
536
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,267
Well there's no need
for the 'S' word.
537
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,181
though this girl
does sound like
538
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,922
quite a
negative Nancy.
539
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,924
And what do we do with
negative Nancies?
540
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,144
Kick them
in the box?
541
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,671
Justin, when was
the last time you
542
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,848
talked to anybody,
you know,
543
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,110
about your
feelings?
544
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,112
Probably the last
time I saw you.
545
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,941
You're the only one
who listens to me.
546
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,465
Can I call
you Daddy?
547
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:35,250
Of course
you can.
548
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,470
Oh come here,
come here, Justin.
549
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,776
Remember that I'll
always be there
550
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:40,995
for you.
551
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,779
No matter what.
552
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,173
Whoops.
553
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,261
I think you forgot
your Game Boy
554
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,306
in your pants there
little buddy.
555
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,829
Nobody uses Game
Boys anymore, Larry.
556
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,048
Also, that's
my cock.
557
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:57,664
Ooh, ugh, oh.
558
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:58,708
Oh no.
559
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,975
Joshy. Josh.
560
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,107
Ya?
561
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,282
Let's try those
sixty watt bulbs,
562
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,589
sugar, so mamma can
get a better look.
563
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,634
Ok. Oh and ah,
thanks again for the
564
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:12,548
- rubber pants, Mrs.
- F!
565
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,767
They're good
for chores.
566
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,943
Super easy
to clean.
567
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,161
What should we make
him do next, Mommy?
568
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,075
Oh I know!
569
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,817
one of those
fish pedicures.
570
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,123
Bottoms up.
571
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:25,169
Oh. This is exactly
what I imagined
572
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,171
all the times I
imagined us spending
573
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,869
time together
when I was a kid
574
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,131
but we never did
because you were
575
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,394
drunk, or off
having an affair or
576
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,830
just ignoring me.
577
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,441
I was ignoring you
because I was drunk
578
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,964
and having affairs.
579
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,316
You're so
funny, Mommy.
580
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:42,535
See we can bond.
581
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,450
It doesn't have to be
all competitive-like.
582
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,538
Not that it would
have been a
583
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,104
fair fight, but.
584
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,281
What should I
write next?
585
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,413
I got this one.
586
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,894
Oh, OK, sure.
587
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:56,375
I'll just get
a better look.
588
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:03,251
Justin, sometimes
when a boy flower
589
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,471
has extra special
feelings for
590
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:08,256
another boy flower,
he starts to--
591
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,344
Suck him off?
592
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:13,304
Well, usually he
begins by telling
593
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,089
him how he feels,
you know--
594
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,525
writing him
a nice poem.
595
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:17,831
sending a box
of chocolates.
596
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:18,832
You're even
retardeder than my
597
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:19,615
mother said
you were.
598
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,400
Ah ah...
more retarded.
599
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,488
Exactly.
600
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,402
Look, peaches.
601
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,794
I'm not in this
for the lulz.
602
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,056
You're creepy,
and that gets my
603
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,231
fourteen-year-old
mouth wet.
604
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,016
But if you're not
going to let me
605
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,147
go down on you,
it's time for you
606
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:30,931
to give me the money
you're going to use
607
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,672
to frame
Pat Childs.
608
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,109
Frame Pat Childs?
609
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,938
No one's framing
anybody here, mister!
610
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,464
Sometimes, Larry,
when a man and
611
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,944
another man decide
they want to
612
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,946
fuck over a third
man, they put him
613
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,078
in a motel room
with a minor,
614
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,254
a pimp, a big wad
of cash and then
615
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,255
call the cops.
616
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:53,780
I don't understand.
617
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,868
My uncle and
grandfather are
618
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,086
using you to set up
Pat Childs on
619
00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,305
pedophilia charges.
620
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,960
The Polanski,
fuck-nut.
621
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,527
No no no,
Ken and Richard are
622
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,050
on a journey of
self-discovery.
623
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,660
They wouldn't
set me up.
624
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,748
And I'm the kind of
kid who doesn't
625
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,446
pack a nanny cam.
626
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,494
Oh...
627
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,800
Oh Justin.
628
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,150
Give me the money
or you'll be the
629
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,979
one going downtown.
630
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,295
Room 312. Yeah.
631
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:33,863
Ten-fifty-four at
632
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:34,473
Victory Park.
633
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,387
Unit two, respond.
634
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,650
Any minute now.
635
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:38,912
This is the best
night of my life.
636
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,305
And it's 50 percent
thanks to you.
637
00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,350
You're welcome.
638
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,960
Wait, did you
just thank me?
639
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,484
Shut your pie hole.
640
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,528
That tard-tower
was right.
641
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,834
You are acting like
a teenage girl.
642
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,226
What the fuck are
you talking about?
643
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,576
I just paid you a
compliment, nut-bag.
644
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,143
Can I help being
pleased that my
645
00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,841
fuck-up of a son
did something right
646
00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:56,538
for once in
his life?
647
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,365
Or that we're about
to be number one
648
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,280
on the strip again?
649
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,021
Then I guess
you're welcome.
650
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:01,848
...a honey cruller
651
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,066
and a double double?
652
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:10,596
Fuck!
653
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:17,994
Oh hey guys,
654
00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,387
did you catch
any trout?
655
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,040
No, you didn't.
656
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,041
Why?
657
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,042
Because you
didn't go on
658
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,739
a fishing trip.
659
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:24,784
What the fuck?
660
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:25,436
You're supposed to
be halfway to
661
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,525
lockup by now!
662
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,570
Larry explained
your plan.
663
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,964
My sympathies, Ken.
664
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,356
Selling an outdated
product really has
665
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,271
messed with your
moral karma.
666
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,316
Don't worry.
667
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,883
When you fail,
there will always
668
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,581
be a place for
you at O-Mobile.
669
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,018
And you as well, Richard.
670
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,283
Tell it to the
cops, tree fluffer.
671
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:50,026
Oh, those sirens
aren't for me.
672
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,593
I called them.
673
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,161
Using a minor
to frame a
674
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,946
family member for
pedophilia is a
675
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,382
federal offense.
676
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,793
Oh yeah baby!
677
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:18,794
Mommy?
678
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:19,839
We're late
for our
679
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:20,535
two-for-one
Brazilians.
680
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,623
The guy's here.
681
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:22,885
He's oriental.
682
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:32,068
Thanks, Joshy.
683
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,853
Anytime, Mrs. F.
684
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:35,811
Nobody's going to
be able to clean
685
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,640
that mess up.
686
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,209
I just had so much
sex with your mom.
687
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,430
Mommy, how
did you--
688
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,998
Age trumps
idiot, baby.
689
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:49,999
Pay up.
690
00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,879
Just shut up
and get in
691
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,837
Fitzpatrick.
692
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,454
Well, despite
this calamitous
693
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,934
turn of events,
at least we got to
694
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:14,415
the bottom of Ken's
strange behaviour.
695
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:15,198
Family always
brings out
696
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,417
the demons.
697
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,026
Yeah, what the fuck
was Childs talking
698
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:17,940
about back there?
699
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,463
That family shit?
700
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:22,292
Oh. Mr. Childs
told me that he's
701
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:24,904
Ken's long-lost
brother,
702
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,470
so that explains
why he's
703
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:27,776
been acting so strangely.
704
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,605
Our mortal fucking
enemy is your brother?
705
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:31,954
What?
706
00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:35,044
Was that
relevant?
707
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,439
Fuck.
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