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Life is a million fucking roads
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with only one destination, kids.
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The big sleep, deadsville.
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everyone.
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Take it from Fitzy.
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You only get one real advantage when you're behind the wheel.
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You get to choose
where you want to go.
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And the radio station.
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What the fuck?
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Fast-track to awesome!
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Why take Gumdrop Lane
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when you can bury the pedal
on Highway 69?
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What?
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Where the hell am I?
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This isn't Highway 69.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?!
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be so grand
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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I'm tripping, that's it!
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Only one way to come down from
a bad batch of fucked-up!
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Oh, come on!
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Come on, where's my stash?
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You won't find alcohol
or drugs here, Richard.
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Jesus, Larry!
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How can you rag on my vices
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when you keep hiding
my fucking vices?
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I don't know how to say this.
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Less saying,
more looking for my drugs.
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I think we're dead.
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Dead-fucking thirsty!
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This is another dream!
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No, Richard, it's not a dream.
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Don't you remember?
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Your crash, the head injury?
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You weren't even in the car
with me!
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Unless I crashed into you.
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Please tell me I crashed
into you!
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You fell!
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And when you died,
I died too.
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'Cause I'm your conscience.
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I'm a part of you.
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I'm just sorry
it took your demise
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to prove what I've known
this whole time.
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You? No booze?
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You?
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So, this is hell!
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Dream on, kid!
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You're not there yet.
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Holy shit!
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Nicky Vebronsky!
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In the flesh.
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Flesh?
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But aren't we dead?
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Who's Mr. Specific?
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Oh, I'm Larry!
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He's nobody.
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Vebronsky, the commission king!
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Summer of love,
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68 heaps in one afternoon
and they never saw you again.
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They said you made a deal
with the devil.
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Or I'm just that good.
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You sold a tank
to a hippie.
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You sold a Volkswagen
to a rabbi.
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Don't forget the kid
I took as collateral.
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Fuck, man!
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You're an inspiration!
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They said you were
a charmer, Fitz.
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You know who I am?
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He knows who I am!
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Why do you think I'm here?
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Someone of your stature
gets the VIP treatment.
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Top-of-the-line spirit guide!
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Oh, Richard!
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A dead used car salesman
is your spirit guide?
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I'm sorry, I failed you!
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I tried so hard
to keep you out of hell,
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and now here we are!
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Once more for the cheap seats,
this ain't hell.
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Oh, so...
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so we're in purgatory?
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The waiting room
of the afterlife.
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Come on,
let me show you around.
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See what I can interest you
with today.
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What's your poison, Fitz?
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Dealer's choice, I trust you.
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Let's get started
on the paperwork!
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Finally!
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Tip of the iceberg, kid!
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Albertan?
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What, are you
trying to kill me?
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If you want the top-shelf stuff,
you got to head downstairs.
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Ring-a-ding-ding,
let's go!
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Richard, I think we should keep
our options open.
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Maybe heaven has alcohol too,
or something better!
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Like... love?
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Hey, who's
the spirit guide here?
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Well, if hell
is so much fun,
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then why aren't you there, mister?
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You had me at top-shelf.
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This way, pal!
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Yeah!
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Wait up!
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Look, Fitz, I know
you're the real deal,
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but we can't do business
until you ankle that Edsel.
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I'm working on it!
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I know you are.
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Look, take a look around,
get a feel for the place.
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Give me a shout.
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How will I find you?
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You don't find Vebronsky, kid.
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Vebronsky finds you.
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And if you do get to hell,
tell them Nicky sent you.
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Make sure they get it
on the books.
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Wheels up!
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No, no, she's not a woman.
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She's a succubus,
a sexual demon.
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It's a trick!
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And my stewardess
for all eternity.
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Ring-a-ding-ding!
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They prefer the term
"flight attendant."
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Welcome to hell.
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Ban on all outside food
and beverage,
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recording devices... hope.
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We got a great show
for you tonight!
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Poison-hot cuties
all lined up!
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Holy shit!
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Hell is the Rat Pack lounge
of my dreams!
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Hey, easy buddy!
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Vebronsky sent me!
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You're not on the list.
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Oh, thank God!
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Hey, give me some scratch.
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I'm sure we can work out
this little oversight.
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I don't want money.
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I'm a sodomy demon.
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Take him.
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Uh, no, thank you very much!
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Oh, come on, buddy!
Work with me!
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I'm a prick!
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I've been a prick
my whole life!
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What's a guy got to do
to get on that list?
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Richard, I think I know why
they're not letting you in.
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Really?
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Illuminate me,
fuck-tard!
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The dead, Richard!
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Only the dead
get into hell.
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Don't you see?
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We're not dead!
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We're still alive, whoo!
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Caucasian male, late 30s.
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Blunt-force trauma
to the back of the head.
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Uh, breathing shallow,
pupils non-responsive.
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Signs of extensive drug
and alcohol abuse.
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Possible brain damage, over.
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Brain damage?
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How can you be so calm?
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Ativan.
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Lady, this man's life
is at stake,
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and you may be the key
to his survival!
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We're doing
all we can here, okay?
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Maybe your friend should learn
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that the speed limit
is not a suggestion.
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Now is not the time
for judgements, missy!
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I need you to emotionally invest
in this situation.
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Put these on.
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Of course, anything!
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Don't tell me
how to do my job!
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Hey!
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Oh, ah!
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What the fuck's
your problem?
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Fitzy!
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He's in the "whee-ooh!"
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I think he may be--
he could be--
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My son is dead?
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Fitzy's dead?
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Oh, buddy!
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You really think
this is a good idea?
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Fucking brakes, man!
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Why, Fitzy, why!
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Cousin, cousin!
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Our prayers
have been answered.
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Richard Fitzpatrick
has died
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in a flaming ball
of twisted metal!
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The ne'er-do-well
prince is dead?
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The kingdom is weakening!
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Step one on our plans
towards automotive domination!
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And the king is old.
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And in today's economy,
he could use some help
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with his mid-level
retirement plans.
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Courtesy of the Ruptal world, huh?
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Soon, cousin, all of this,
all of it will be ours!
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Glory be!
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Vebronsky!
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Vebronsky?
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Aw, come on, man!
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You're supposed to be
my spirit guide!
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Don't leave me hanging!
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Richard, he's not coming
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because you don't need
a spirit guide.
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And once we're back
to the land of the living,
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we can focus on making you
a better person.
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Oh, maybe we'll go organic!
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Fuck that!
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I've seen hell,
and it's awesome, man!
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It's time Fitzy gets
rewarded for his sins!
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But how do you know it's
not the old bait and switch?
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Lure you in, and then
presto-chango,
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submit you to an eternity
of genital torture?
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Giddy-up!
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This isn't just your eternity
we're talking about here!
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Fitz!
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You've already ruined
my life.
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You're not ruining
my afterlife!
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Vebronsky!
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Fitzy?
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What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be
drinking 80-proof
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and getting a lap dance
from Lucrezia Borgia.
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Apparently, they're prejudiced.
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Said I wasn't on the list
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because I'm not dead,
or some shit.
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Fuck!
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Ah, I've seen this before.
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You can't die 'cause
your soul's in turmoil.
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Fuck turmoil.
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I'm all soul, and I know
exactly what I want.
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But Larry doesn't.
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You telling me that fucker
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actually has something
to do with this?
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He's a part of you, man.
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I can't make that shit up!
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Oh, well, that wasn't
the stairway to heaven.
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Once again, here you are
to fuck things up!
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Or I'm traversing the bowels
of eternity trying to save you,
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and make things better for us.
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Why you always got to try
and ruin my fun?
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If you hadn't got into
that infernal car--
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It was your fucking idea!
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Do you know how hard
this is for me, Richard?
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I'm a busy man!
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And as your spirit guide,
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I got to insist
that you sort out
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this whole two-bodies,
one-soul bullshit.
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And how would you suggest
we do that?
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With magic tricks?
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I love magic tricks!
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Card game.
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If Fitzy wins, you both agree
to go to hell.
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If I win, mister,
we go somewhere less hot.
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Not going to happen.
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All right, we got a deal!
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Standard dealer's contract,
initial here, here and here.
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So, uh, what's it
going to be?
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Go Fish? Canasta?
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No, we're going to play
a man's game.
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Five-card stud.
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Oh, what version?
267
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,043
Jackpots, double draw,
California lowball,
268
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,696
London lowball, little Chicago,
Terracina, shifting sands,
269
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,568
razz, Mississippi stud,
270
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,178
and my personal favourite,
the bitch!
271
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,441
Impressive.
272
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,834
What?
273
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,750
You know poker,
so I know poker!
274
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,577
Deal.
275
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,797
Enjoying your sandwich?
276
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:22,671
Gunshot wound,
bus crash, twins.
277
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,890
How is your day going?
278
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:24,978
My day?
279
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,197
Try the last three months, lady.
280
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,287
A carnie fortune-teller
told Richard he'd be murdered,
281
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,941
and when we couldn't find
his killer,
282
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,465
he decided to jazz up
his obituary
283
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,206
by breaking the county
speed record.
284
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,860
Why don't we just skip ahead
to the injury?
285
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,253
I tried to stop him,
286
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:43,300
and so he changed his route
and then he crashed.
287
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:47,652
And then, I tied his shoe,
and that made him...
288
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,089
Uh-huh?
289
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:53,876
I insisted we track down
his killer.
290
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,444
I forced him to change
his route!
291
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,662
I tied his shoe!
292
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,316
And now, you're cutting off
his oxygen.
293
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,274
Hmm?
294
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,624
Oh!
295
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:03,712
It's all my fault!
296
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,541
Here's to Richard Fitzpatrick.
297
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,717
May his jinx die with him.
298
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,501
How many more times
are you going to say that today?
299
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,547
As many times as I have to!
300
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,160
Vodka, straight up.
301
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,032
No booze for Legs!
She's pregnant.
302
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,598
I'm not making
the same mistake with you
303
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,470
as I did with those
other two Mongoloids.
304
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,993
If that means you being
locked up in a box
305
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,603
under my bed for nine months,
so be it.
306
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,562
Oh, I terminated the pregnancy.
307
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,395
You're not going
to say anything?
308
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,919
What is it with you broads
and talking?
309
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,094
It's over, move on.
310
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,574
I have.
311
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,359
My letter of resignation
is on your desk.
312
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,670
You know, your son
never had a chance.
313
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,977
That crash didn't kill him.
314
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,761
His family did.
315
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,378
He's paying.
316
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,650
Do these chips represent
all the bad things I've done?
317
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,305
And those are the bad things
done to you.
318
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,745
I'll open with the women
I've fucked over.
319
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,792
I will call with the one woman
who effed you over.
320
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,972
One.
321
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,018
I will take three.
322
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,938
Let's make things interesting.
323
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,464
Timmy, the boy I wedgied
in daycare.
324
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,555
Jan, the girl who shaved your
eyebrow in seventh grade.
325
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:51,559
Full house, 10s over queens.
326
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,213
Jacks over kings.
327
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,520
Goody!
328
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,000
Ugh!
329
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,612
Deal!
330
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,312
What's happening?
331
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,704
He's convulsing.
332
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:07,967
Well, what does
that mean?
333
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,837
It means I don't get
to finish my sandwich.
334
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,491
What?
335
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,189
Clear!
336
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,410
All right, gents, let's see
what lady luck has to offer.
337
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,151
Every lemon I ever sold.
338
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:21,284
I will call.
Royal flush!
339
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,199
Fuck me!
340
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,288
I see your credit card scam
341
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,769
with your father's punishment
of your perceived weaknesses.
342
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,553
You going to let him
treat you that way?
343
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,772
Like a girl?
Is that what you are?
344
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,382
I call.
345
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,428
I fold.
346
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,995
That's my boy.
347
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,997
Two pair,
aces high.
348
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,259
Look at that!
349
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,695
I got the exact same hand
as you.
350
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,653
I thought you were a player.
351
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,482
I'm all in.
352
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,529
Gentlemen,
the chips are down.
353
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,839
You know, you just
inherited Fitz's tab.
354
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,189
Heh, heh!
355
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,668
Like fuck I did!
356
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,893
What do you taco benders
want?
357
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:08,940
You are a very amusing man,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
358
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:13,858
A man who deserves much more
than disrespect and ill-fortune.
359
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,556
Which is why we come
to you with an offer
360
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,776
that even a man of your
much-disputed greatness
361
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,823
would be a fool to refuse.
362
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,700
My office, tomorrow,
3 o'clock.
363
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,548
One.
364
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,077
I am fine.
365
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,652
Four kings.
366
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,008
You win.
367
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,537
Yes!
368
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,668
I'm going to hell!
369
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,584
Signed, sealed and delivered.
370
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,238
We are going to hell,
371
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,935
and it's going to be
fucking awesome!
372
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,594
No, it's not.
373
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:57,962
You can slow down!
374
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,616
That's it?
375
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,705
I would apologize, but according
to our legal department,
376
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,273
that might be construed as
an admission of culpability.
377
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,796
But he can't be dead!
378
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,407
Richard!
379
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,843
Richard, you can't be dead!
380
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:09,931
Because I'm not dead!
381
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,499
Live, Richard, live!
382
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,331
Heh, heh!
383
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,942
See you again, sweetheart!
384
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,683
You cheated me!
385
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,641
King of commissions,
baby!
386
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,861
You know what kind of coin
the big guy would pay
387
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,602
for a bastard like you?
388
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,343
We're talking about
a brand-new motor home.
389
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,648
And when I say motor home,
390
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,737
I mean solid-gold tits
for days.
391
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,130
You fucker!
392
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,784
Us tin-slingers are supposed
to stick together!
393
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,351
Vebronsky doesn't
do partners.
394
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,222
Unlike you!
395
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,702
Have fun, kid.
396
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,617
Oh, we will.
397
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,925
One last chip.
398
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,405
You went south on us?
399
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,451
You sneaky fuck,
that's cheating!
400
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,149
No, no, that's just
my insurance policy,
401
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,064
for Richard's own good.
402
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,632
I suspected Nicky Vebronsky
of treachery
403
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,242
from the moment we met,
404
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,592
and when it became obvious you
were blinded by his charms--
405
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,290
Blah, blah, blah!
406
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,726
No need to get testy!
407
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,380
What do you say, Fitz?
408
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,687
One last hand,
winner take all.
409
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,690
My eternal damnation
for a set of gold tits?
410
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,040
Give me that fucking chip,
Larry!
411
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,956
No, Richard.
412
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,002
It's all we have left,
413
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:24,092
and your soul is far
too valuable to gamble.
414
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,972
No!
415
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,590
Get the fuck off me,
fruit bar!
416
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,418
You're alive!
You're alive!
417
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,984
Ow, ow, Larry!
My ribs!
418
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,943
Sorry, sorry!
419
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,815
Put the sirens back on.
420
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:58,257
Oh, Jesus Christ, fuck!
421
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,954
Keep breathing!
422
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,527
My brother's dead.
423
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,573
Wow, I thought I would feel... something.
424
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:17,319
Great.
425
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,625
Ugh!
426
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,627
You know what kind of month
I've had, asshole?
427
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:23,934
Drop the gun!
Drop it!
428
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,023
You're cute.
429
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,111
Too bad I have to kill you.
430
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,591
It's nothing personal!
431
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,940
I was told to send a message
to your brother.
432
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,334
Bad move, moron.
433
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,858
My brother doesn't give a shit
about me!
434
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,338
Especially since he's dead.
435
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,340
He's not dead.
436
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,169
What the fuck
you talking about?
437
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,040
Ambulance drivers,
all Lebanese.
438
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,346
Your brother is still alive.
439
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,740
Son of a bitch!
440
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:47,784
Nobody tells me anything
around here!
441
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,569
My father's the same way!
442
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,657
And my mother, goddamn it!
443
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,311
You have a talent.
444
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,138
You've seen me dance?
445
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:58,621
If you let me go,
446
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,276
may I interest you
in employment?
447
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,496
Keep talking.
448
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,199
That's phenomenal, Richard.
449
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,809
Get your hands off me!
450
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:15,203
While I was saving you
in real life,
451
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,900
I was also saving you
in your dream.
452
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,989
Yeah, whoopty-doo.
453
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,426
Oh, that's okay, buddy.
454
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,557
I know it's hard for you
to show gratitude.
455
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,645
But you know what?
456
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,430
The fact that you're
still breathing,
457
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,606
that's all the thanks I need.
458
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,825
I was wrong;
this is my hell.
459
00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:30,436
Hey, Richard?
460
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,177
You know the funniest thing
about all this?
461
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,265
No, Larry, tell me.
462
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,571
What's the funniest thing
463
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,181
about the fact
that I almost died today?
464
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,096
Well, for a minute there,
465
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:42,143
I actually thought that I was
your shadowy figure.
466
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:50,238
Hmm, look at that.
467
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:53,937
Yellow paint on my Italian
leather gloves.
468
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,548
It's kind of like the paint
469
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,158
that was used to deface
our mural.
470
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,681
But that's silly!
471
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,379
Next thing you know,
I'll be accusing myself
472
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,468
of digging up
Babs Devon's grave!
473
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,513
Mud?
474
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:12,521
My God, that could be
from Babs Devon's grave!
475
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:17,439
And my size 13 boot!
476
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,921
But how could I be running
around sabotaging you?
477
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,705
You can't be, Larry.
478
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,359
That's fucking retarded!
479
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,447
What's next?
480
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,493
You shot the mommy video too?
481
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,281
My God!
482
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:35,326
Why do we always hurt the ones
we love the most?
483
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,459
You just saved me,
moron!
484
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,460
Only so I could kill you tomorrow,
485
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,461
on the beaver moon!
486
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,594
Oh, for fuck's sake!
487
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,379
Well, I guess you better
get out of my life then!
488
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:48,470
You're right.
489
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,472
I will!
490
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,607
Forever.
491
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,609
Forever'd be good.
492
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,702
Goodbye, Richard.
493
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:28,945
We're almost out of milk,
494
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:32,253
and the toilet paper's
under the sink.
495
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:41,654
My God.
496
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,700
Is he really fucking serious
this time?
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