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Everything in life
has a trump card.
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Even fate.
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Keep telling yourself
the world is your oyster
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and eventually
shit falls in line.
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You know who depends
on luck?
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Losers. Chumps. Schmucks.
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Larry.
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Just remember,
attitude is like a muscle:
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the more you work it,
the stronger it gets.
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Don't worry, kids.
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Uncle Fitzy saw her
and trust me,
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this story will have
a happy ending.
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Why? Because I've got
attitude like a motherfucker.
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And that's what
the world sees:
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Richard Fitzpatrick,
king of the fucking hill.
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Hey.
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Hey yourself.
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We could do this whole dance,
but why bother?
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We can both read
the writing on the wall.
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I sure can.
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It says you love the cock.
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Too bad.
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But don't worry.
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It is not to scale.
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♪ Without you
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♪ I find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I won
by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you...
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♪ Without you
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Any calls?
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Messages?
I just got in.
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Was that a ring?
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If anyone calls for you,
I'll put them right through.
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Who said I want
to talk to anybody?
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Fitzpatrick Motors.
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KEN, OVER PHONE:
This line working?
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Mr. Fitzpatrick? Yeah.
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Yes, sir,
the lines are working.
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Oh, hold, please.
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Fitzpatrick Motors. How about this one?
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Yes, sir,
all the lines are working.
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Move.
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I said move.
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What do you want,
a written invitation?
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"Kenneth Gerald Fitzpatrick
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"cordially invites you
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to get the fuck
out of my way."
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Move!
Oh!
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Don't ask, don't tell, man.
I mean, it drives me nuts.
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Why can't people
just be who they are, man? Fuck!
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Do I look like
a meat pole dancer?
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You live with a dude, dude.
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Hey, my sharing a joint
with Larry
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is purely a financial arrangement.
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Someone's got
to pay the rent.
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Fitzy, come on.
It's Josh, you know what I mean?
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No heterosexuals
in the foxhole.
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Go foxhole yourself, fucker.
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I did. Kirthar Range.
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I was eliminating
opium lords
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for certain
"interested" parties.
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And my only companion
was my spotter
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and the Grim Reaper.
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You get to know a man
under those conditions,
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you start caring in ways
you never thought possible.
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You learn how to repurpose
the oil from tin meat
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into a remarkably
effective lube.
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Whoa! Josh!
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What? If anybody could use
this information, you could.
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Dude, for the last time,
I am not a penis paratrooper.
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Okay, I got you
a dream catcher,
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incense, holy water
and garlic,
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which I know is very effective
against vampires.
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Now each item is selected
to combat the evil forces
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that defaced our mural. Oh!
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And I got you this
just for fun.
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You know, I love you
just the way you are, man.
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Remember that, okay?
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Fuck your dream catcher,
fuck your garlic and fuck you.
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What I need to do is get my rep
back on track, and pronto.
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The Summer Wind Lounge
and Hotel depends on it.
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You're absolutely right.
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This isn't just about certain
death on the beaver moon,
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it's about salvaging
your dream.
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And as your conscience,
it is my duty to support,
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nay, nay, nay,
facilitate that.
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I believe in you, Richard,
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and I believe
in your dream lounge.
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Oh.
Oh, Jesus, Larry.
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Man up, will you? Fuck.
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Who does my father
think he is?
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Replacing me with some new
office manager.
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I was doing a good job,
wasn't I?
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Uh-huh, aside from having
an affair
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and moving in
with the competition.
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Your point?
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You know, your father
has been acting
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a little odd lately.
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Josh, tell her
what you told me.
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If you bore a hole
into a watermelon
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and microwave it for,
like, 30 seconds--
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No, the other thing.
About Ken?
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Oh. Yeah. He totally flipped
on me the other day.
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Can we stay on topic here?
We were talking about me.
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And the fact that he hired
someone--
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- I got something to say.
- Goddamn it.
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Anyone still think
I love the cock?
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Ugh.
What is that about?
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About the fact that Fitzy's
back on track.
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When is the last time
you slept?
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That's on my to-do list.
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Right after you.
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Mr. Fitz.
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Office or
broom closet.
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Whenever you want.
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Excuse me? Excuse me?
Yes, hi.
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I was the one
who was talking here
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before I was so rudely interrupted.
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What I was trying to say
was that my father--
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- Good morning!
- Motherfucker!
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For those of you I haven't had
the chance to meet yet,
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hi, I'm Dot Foxley,
your new office manager.
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Call me Fitz.
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And I need your help.
Help me help you
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make Fitzpatrick Motors
a better place to work.
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What would make you happy?
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Tacky tourist dress-up day?
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Longer lunch hours?
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I don't know.
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So tell me.
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Petting zoo.
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Employee health benefits.
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Maybe.
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Put them in the box.
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Well, Miss Foxley,
I'm Larry.
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And you know, I actually tried
a suggestion box once,
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and we all remember
how that ended.
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Right, you guys?
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Larry, are you the new
office manager?
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No, but you know--
No.
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So shh.
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Hey, you know, Donna,
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I'd love to stick around
for your little welcome party,
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but I'm a busy man
and something's come up.
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- Sounds big.
- Oh, it's huge.
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It is.
And it requires
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her immediate attention.
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My eyes are up here.
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Yeah, but your breasts
are down there.
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And mine are right here.
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Oh, those they are.
Ho-ho!
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Okay, you know what the--?
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You know what
the suggestion box is?
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The suggestion box
is a smoke screen.
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That way, you don't waste
her precious time
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with your ideas like petting
zoos and health care plans.
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I say destroy the box.
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Yeah!
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Those are
some interesting points.
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Guess where
you could put them.
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Ooh, um...
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in the box.
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Gold star.
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Josh.
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What?
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Hello?
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Who the fuck is this?
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I don't want to talk to you.
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How the fuck should I know
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when your car
is going to be ready?
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I got a survey question for you.
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On a scale of 1 to 10,
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how fast can you go
fuck yourself?!
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Fucking people.
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Is this because
of that graffiti?
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What?
Because you do not
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have to prove
anything to me.
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It's not the graffiti.
No?
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No.
okay.
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No. No.
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Was it that thing that you were
talking about the other night?
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- What?
- The-- That prophecy thingy.
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This is the only thingy
I'm worried about.
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Oh! Well, then I hope
no one's watching.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Watching? Watching?
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I'm a genius.
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Do I want to know?
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Nothing says
"invest in my dream lounge"
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like a leaked sex tape.
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I release one of these suckers
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and Fitzy is back on top
of a woman.
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Of this woman?
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Of course.
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None of those are of us,
you know...?
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Of course not.
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I would never do that
to you.
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You're my Ava Gardner.
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You know, in the past
that kind of statement
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would have made me swoon.
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Then it would have made me
question my own self-worth.
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Baby, what we have is special.
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I know that we have
something special.
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Yeah.
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I just want everybody else
to know it too.
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Oh, we don't need labels.
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You know you're
my number-one gal.
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Well, I just want
everybody else to know
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that we're in a committed relationship.
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Now look, you have been
through a lot recently.
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And, well, your problems
are my problems.
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And when you're in pain
I comfort you.
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And vice versa.
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Fine.
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You can tell people
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we're an item.
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Ah, nothing says manly
like a chambermaid orgy.
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We're an item.
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Item.
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Item.
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- FITZ, ON TAPE: Hey, ladies.
- WOMEN, ON TAPE: Hi.
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Come on in.[Women moaning]
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What? Oh, no!
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A compromising
and filthy video
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of moi on the Internet.
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Oh, those motel chambermaids.
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So erotic, so merciless.
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Now look, if I take a look
at your stupid sex video,
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will you leave
the other customers alone?
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Well, I just
can't believe that--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Nobody wants to watch
your slutty ass.
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Hm.
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I thought you were
into dudes.
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Right.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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Wow, that's a lot
of suggestions.
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My box wasn't nearly
that successful.
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It's amazing what happens
when people know
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you'll keep your word.
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Maybe we can go and get
a coffee sometime.
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You know,
and get to know each other,
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where you're from
and your hopes and your dreams.
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Oh, I have a dream.
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Oh.
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In it, you're lying on a table
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with your arms and legs
tied down.
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Uh-huh.
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And I'm carving
a pentagram
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into your chest
with a dull knife.
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And you're crying
and screaming,
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but there's no mercy for you.
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Because, Larry,
nobody cares about you.
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They're all sick and tired
of your snivelling.
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00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:46,531
You're so pathetic,
even the devil doesn't want you.
264
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,753
- You wanted to see me?
- Oh!
265
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,320
Be a dear and give us
a moment.
266
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,930
Okay.
267
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,410
What does this say?
268
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,760
It says...
269
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,849
It says "Below me."
270
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,722
Actually,
it says "Blow me."
271
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,767
And I've got news
for you, mister.
272
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,161
If you want a good job,
273
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,466
you're going to have to do
a good job.
274
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:13,123
So until you finish
repairing that radiator...
275
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,561
Uh... Oh.
276
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,303
Oh!
277
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,829
Don't you have work to do?
278
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,757
What?
279
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,116
She said some of the most
disturbing things
280
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,682
I have ever heard.
281
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,902
It was like I was enduring
a community theatre performance
282
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,469
of The Exorcist.
283
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,905
Uh-huh.
And you know what?
284
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,994
I get the distinct impression
she doesn't like me.
285
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,170
I don't know, call it
a sixth sense or something.
286
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,824
Yeah.
And everybody likes me.
287
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,217
Well, except you.
Even though you won't admit it,
288
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,871
- deep down I know you do.
- Sure.
289
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,220
- You're not listening, are you?
- No.
290
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,048
Richard, I'm trying
to warn you.
291
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,180
You stay away
from that Dot Foxley.
292
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,704
There is something about her
I just don't like.
293
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,185
It's called a vagina, Larry.
294
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,885
Hm?
295
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,408
"Hm."
296
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,679
It's for you.
297
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,250
Don't you have something
you could fluff?
298
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,643
Yes, I do.
299
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,583
Fuck.
300
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,067
Richard, tell me
what is on that DVD.
301
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,286
I told you to wait
in the car.
302
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,636
No. You're clearly upset,
and no wonder.
303
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,203
Death prophecies, nightmares,
304
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,900
a new employee who's out
to compromise your conscience.
305
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,423
Not one more step.
306
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,556
Richard, I'm going in there
with you.
307
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,037
Okay, there is no secret,
no perversion,
308
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,300
no endeavour to lascivious
to turn me against you.
309
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,475
Jesus!
310
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,912
- Hey, Fitz.
- Hey, Dave.
311
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,261
Hi.
312
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,306
Okay, listen,
313
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,351
I am now fully prepared
314
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,527
for whatever is behind
that door.
315
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,877
Fine.
316
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,359
Not one word.
317
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,148
Good baby.
318
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,890
Well...
319
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,283
Well, uh,
320
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,242
Richard, while I'm delighted
321
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,940
you elected to work out
your mother issues,
322
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,507
why didn't you come to me?
323
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,248
What, you want to be my mommy?
Of course you do, you pervert.
324
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,294
No, why didn't you come to me
to talk?
325
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,687
There's nothing
to talk about.
326
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,776
I get spanked
and then I get spanked.
327
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,734
Throw in a bottle of single malt
with a rubber nipple,
328
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,171
you got a night out.
329
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,347
Inside voices.
330
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,351
You want to explain this?
331
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,049
Oh, look what you did.
332
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,747
You've upset
your brother.
333
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,619
Shh.
334
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,577
Fuck.
Ricky,
335
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,188
you're early.
336
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,451
And I see you brought
a play date.
337
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,931
Me? Oh, no, no.
338
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,671
That's extra.
339
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,717
I'm not here for my play date.
I want some answers.
340
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,807
Take him, will you?
341
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,113
Me?
342
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,288
Take him!
Uh, okay.
343
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,073
Hello, baby.
344
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,298
It's an envelope.
345
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,040
That contained a DVD
of our last session.
346
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,433
Why are you trying
to blackmail me?
347
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,218
You think this was me?
348
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,176
Yeah.
Oh, Ricky.
349
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,397
That would violate the sanctity
of the mother/child bondage.
350
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,138
Oh.
351
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,270
Stand up straight, dear.
352
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750
Delinquents slouch.
353
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,970
Richard, look.
354
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,232
Whoever made that video
355
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,363
could have shot it
through that window.
356
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,538
It's been jimmied.
357
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,539
Someone broke in?
358
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,106
Is anything missing?
359
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,805
My hairbrush. It's gone.
360
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,198
You keep your own
hairbrush here?
361
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,026
Babies should never
share grooming products.
362
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,985
Jesus, ass hat,
that's how you get cooties.
363
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,335
Language.
364
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,858
A hairbrush with your hair
all over it?
365
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,294
Something a certain employee
could have used
366
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,339
to make a voodoo doll.
367
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,429
Ooh!
Oh.
368
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,996
Someone made a poopy.
369
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998
I'll be in the car.
- Oh!
370
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,271
Well?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
371
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,272
Okay.
372
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,448
At the voodoo dolls?
373
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,017
No, none of them are me.
374
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,062
Well, one of them is me, mister.
375
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,847
Hi, Dot.
376
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,198
Here's the list
that you wanted.
377
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,199
Oh, thanks, Sonja.
378
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,157
- The mail finally came.
Oh.
379
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,680
This one's for you.
Thanks.
380
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,769
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
381
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,293
My mommy video.
382
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,381
Sonja! Get the others.
383
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,425
Okay.
384
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,864
Sonja, baby.
385
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,432
I was thinking about the
conversation we had yesterday.
386
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:27,089
About how I'm more than just
some Ava Gardner arm candy?
387
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,612
Maybe.
388
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:34,270
I need to be your only.
389
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,099
I need to be the one
that you go to
390
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,232
for private things,
391
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,973
emotional things.
392
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,193
Like your nightmares
or that prophecy.
393
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,891
I mean, why won't you tell me
what that is about?
394
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,198
You're damn right.
395
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,287
I-- I should.
396
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,160
And I will.
397
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900
Because...
398
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,166
that's what girlfriends
are for.
399
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,300
Girlfriend?
400
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,347
You're the one
for me, baby.
401
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,045
Oh.
402
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,046
Oh, Fitzy!
403
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,091
Fuck.
404
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,145
Now get out of here.
Daddy's got work to do.
405
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,843
Oh!
406
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,455
Fuck.
407
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,109
And you know,
whoever's sending these DVDs
408
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,155
is also responsible
for the vandalism of our mural.
409
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,070
You think?
410
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,333
And is most likely the person
that's out to get you.
411
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,119
Ali Devon I could understand,
but Dot?
412
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,164
She's a stranger.
And she's totally into me.
413
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,732
What about her horrible
voodoo dolls?
414
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:45,907
Ah, they're just dolls.
415
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,038
The fact that one of them
looks like you
416
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,388
- is a complete coincidence.
- No, no, no.
417
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,129
I don't believe
in coincidences, Richard.
418
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,478
Everything happens
for a reason, okay?
419
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,306
Cause and effect.
420
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,438
Like you keep talking
so I sack you in the nuts?
421
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,485
Exactly. Look, you think
my evidence is circumstantial,
422
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,965
fair enough, but there's still
something about that woman
423
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,533
I just don't like.
424
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,232
Again, it's called a vagina.
425
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,320
Yeah, or the fact
that she's threatening
426
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,191
to tie me to a table
and torture me.
427
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,845
She said that?
428
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:14,196
God, we have so much in common.
No wonder she's all over me.
429
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:18,113
Look, what's the harm
in going over to her place
430
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,420
and taking a look around?
431
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,204
You know, solve this problem
once and for all.
432
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,945
And if it's Dot
who wants you dead--
433
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:27,035
Wait a minute. Are you talking
about breaking and entering?
434
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,690
Look, you only have 62 days
until the beaver moon, mister.
435
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,387
And sometimes we have
to compromise our values
436
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,563
for the greater good.
Let's go!
437
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,828
This I got to see.
438
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,190
Come on.
439
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,237
Okay.
440
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,847
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
441
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,240
Okay, okay.
442
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,286
Yes. Hold on, hold on.
443
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,767
Hold on. Okay.
We have to hurry.
444
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,160
We'd be done already
if you hadn't insisted
445
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,162
on stopping for gloves
and face masks.
446
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,033
This is my first
break-in, okay?
447
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,948
I'm nervous
and I want to look nice.
448
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,254
Yeah, whatever,
just give me a boost.
449
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,386
- All right, let's do this.
- Get me up.
450
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,691
You got it?
451
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,127
Okay, I'll go down.
452
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,043
Here we go. Nice. Nice.
453
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,393
Yes. Oh.
454
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,872
All right, Richard,
455
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,744
let's do this.
456
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,617
- Give me your hand, Larry.
- No, I got it.
457
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,140
- Give me your hand.
- I'm good, Richard.
458
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,664
Oh, God. Hold on.
459
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,231
Whoo!
Fuck.
460
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,190
Okay.
461
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,626
Okay, I'll check
the drawers.
462
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,456
Uh-huh. Okay.
463
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,198
Yeah. No dolls,
how about you?
464
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,375
Well, I'll tell you
what I haven't found.
465
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,377
No hairbrush,
no pentagrams,
466
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814
no master copy
of my mommy tapes.
467
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,165
Dot Foxley isn't
my shadowy figure.
468
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,168
She isn't a witch.
469
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,475
And she's not stalking me.
Why not, I'll never know.
470
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,824
But it has to be her.
471
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,871
You don't know the venom
on her lips, okay?
472
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,873
And she stole my idea.
473
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,353
Wait a minute,
is this whole thing
474
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,312
because you're jealous about
your stupid suggestion box?
475
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,531
No!
476
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,142
Hey, you know about
my suggestion box?
477
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,926
Of course I do. You wouldn't
shut the fuck up about it.
478
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,625
- You do listen to me, don't you.
- Yeah.
479
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,931
You do.
Once again, Larry,
480
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,325
your plan is a waste of time.
481
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,326
- I'm out of here.
Come on in, Josh.
482
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,196
Whoa! Hardwood!
483
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,372
Yeah.
484
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,766
- Oh!
- Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
485
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,467
Surprise!
486
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,164
Surprise!
487
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,644
Yeah?
Yeah!
488
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,255
Welcome to the dealership.
489
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,431
Dealership. Yeah.
490
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,215
How did you get in here
491
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,915
and what are you doing
with my panties?
492
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,264
Panty raid.
493
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,397
It's a dealership tradition.
494
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,312
- Is it?
- Shut the fuck up, Larry.
495
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,227
So are we still
going to...?
496
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,711
Him? Really?
497
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,933
- Fuck.
Hello, police?
498
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,195
Witch.
499
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,992
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
500
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,475
Fuck!
501
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:32,263
Fuck! Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck!
502
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,136
Hello? Hello?
503
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:38,357
Yes, this is Ken Fitzpatrick.
Who the fuck is this?
504
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,968
Oh.
505
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:44,798
So how did the test go?
506
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,366
Oh, no, fuck protocol,
fuck procedure.
507
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,758
Tell me now.
508
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,935
Oh.
509
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,197
Yeah.
510
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,069
I'll come in tomorrow.
511
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:06,080
This better fucking
cheer me up.
512
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:09,213
I owe you an apology.
513
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:15,829
That my ego got in the way
of being your conscience.
514
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:19,223
And that won't happen again.
515
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:22,096
That's just
fucking great.
516
00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,837
Don't worry, Richard.
517
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:26,840
You'll find the person
who's out to ruin you,
518
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,582
no matter how long
it takes.
519
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:34,021
♪ Don't you know
you'll be my ruin ♪
520
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:37,154
♪ You've got me crying
521
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,680
No. No.
522
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,246
No!
523
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,426
Huh?
524
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:57,566
♪ Why make me remember
525
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,612
♪ What I want to forget?
526
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:05,139
♪ I've been lonely
527
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:08,925
♪ Lonely too long
528
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,628
This is--
529
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,326
This is fine.
This is fine.
530
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:21,111
Yeah, Mr. Fitz and I
are in an open
531
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:23,244
and understanding
relationship now.
532
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:27,291
I know he has certain
excessive needs,
533
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:31,208
and I may not always
be able to accommodate
534
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,907
his excessive needs.
535
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,561
You had a bad dream.
536
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,693
Yeah. Yeah.
537
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,129
Tell Mommy all about it.
538
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,435
Okay.
539
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,829
Look like's your boyfriend's
a big baby.
540
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,528
♪ Oh, can't you see
541
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,964
♪ What you're doing to me?
542
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,618
He's not my boyfriend.
543
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:52,578
This is some sick shit.
544
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,150
♪ You worry my days
545
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:04,198
♪ Oh, you talk to my nights
546
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,288
♪ Never a dream
547
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:11,248
♪ No, those dreams never
turn out right ♪
548
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:14,425
♪ Emotions
549
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,518
♪ Give me a break
550
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,782
♪ Oh, let me forget
551
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:25,959
♪ That I made a mistake
552
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:32,226
♪ Oh, can you see
what you're doing to me? ♪
553
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,796
♪ Emotions
554
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:43,498
♪ Please set me free
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