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Oh, yeah!
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Who's your daddy?
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Mr. Fitz!
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Who's the hottest guy
around?
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Mr. Fitz is!
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Oh, yeah!
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Who's been number one
in pre-owned auto sales
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for the last 9 years?
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Mr. Fitz!
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Oh, yeah.
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Once in a lifetime, you meet
a man you can look up to.
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A man who makes you proud.
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The kind of man
who makes you strive
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to be a better person.
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Oh!
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I am not that man.
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Yo, Mr. Fitz?
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Your father sent me.
Hey, Sonya.
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Hi!
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That old lady's back again,
and she's asking for you.
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God, that lazy fuck!
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Why can he close a b-bag
for a change?
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Sorry, Sonya,
duty calls.
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You've probably heard of me.
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Richard Fitzpatrick,
but you can call me Fitz.
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Hottest pre-owned car salesman
this side of Detroit.
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Way to go, Fitz!
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Give me a blind monk
in traction,
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I'll have him paying high book
for a third-rate Miata
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before you can say "lay down."
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That's car speak for "sucker."
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All I've got to do is keep
looking out for number one,
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and the world is my car lot.
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Fitz, I love you!
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Hey, shit sack!
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Sell 'em the car already!
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Relax, I'm on it!
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Look, if she wants you
to go down on her,
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put a snorkel on and dive.
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Classic beauty deserves
a classic beauty.
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Well, I think today
might just be the day.
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Nice to see you again.
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Mr. Fitz.
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How much you looking to pay?
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$600 a month.
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$600 up to--
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Uh, $750?
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Why don't we take this baby
for a test drive,
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and take care
of the paperwork later?
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Don't tell the desk,
but I'm a bad boy!
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You know, new ones
are cheap and plastic.
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Classics are well-built
and road-tested.
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Signature on the dotted line
and we're all yours, darlin'.
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Look out!
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Ugh!
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Ring-a-ding-ding, Fitzy.
Answer the phone!
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Yeah, Fitz here.
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You sell the GT yet?
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Yeah, I'm working on it.
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You, work?
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That'd be a first.
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Fuck!
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Yeah, I've just got to take care
of a little insurance issue.
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So, the skirt's a little short,
so what?
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Really, I love the way
that fits you!
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Hey, girls, look!
A car!
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The woman looks hurt!
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Let's move out, girls!
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Come on, let's move!
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What happened?
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Oh, no!
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Okay, there we go!
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Why's he moving her?
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Fitzy, not in the car!
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Get a motel.
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Yeah, yeah,
already there, baby.
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Just got to sign
the register first, okay.
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Move away from
the injured woman!
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Come on, girls,
let's go!
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Let's go help her!
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We have to help her!
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Blanket?
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All right, lie down.
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Oh!
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It's all good.
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I've been through worse.
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No one gets Fitzy down!
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Ring-a-ding-ding, baby!
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Ring-a-ding-ding!
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Ugh!
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Oh, ring-a-ding-ding, baby.
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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Hello, Richard.
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'll find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be so grand
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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Vitals are stable,
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but with a brain injury
like this it's hard to tell.
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It could be hours,
or years.
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Oh, come on,
one last sponge bath?
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Your treatment is over!
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Yours isn't.
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Thanks for the lift.
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Sorry, bro, Jamal was late
with the shipment.
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50% Afghan, 50% Lebanese blonde,
and 50% B.C. bud.
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Yeah, pay the man.
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Oh.
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Yo, Fitz!
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Heard you almost killed
the lady!
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Oh, you really fucked up
this time, buddy!
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Ha, ha!
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Hey listen, you want to sell
to us for cheap?
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You know, pay the legal bills!
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Hey, 9 and 11!
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Try and blow up
these two towers!
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You will soon be washing cars
in hell!
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Why, why, why do you let him
get to you, huh?
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His cars, our cars,
it is apples and oranges.
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You want to talk
about fruit, hmm?
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Right now,
the automobile industry
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is like a smoothie, okay?
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Every fruit crushed together.
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Every flavour fighting
for prominence.
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But there is only straw
to be had, my cousin.
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One straw!
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Miss me?
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No!
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Maybe.
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Who the fuck is that
in my office?
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Larry.
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What the hell's going on
around here?
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Balloons, cake, streamers.
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Usual happy crap bullshit
makes me want to kill someone.
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I thought it would make Larry
feel more at home.
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Larry?
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New guy.
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Kind of reminds me of you,
except he's not a useless prick.
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You want some cake?
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It's vegan;
it tastes like ass.
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Sorry to interrupt,
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but the delightful Father Grey
from the Redeemer
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was hoping to take early
delivery on the Prius.
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Who the hell is this guy,
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and what the fuck
was he doing in my office?
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Saving our asses.
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Business is up 10%
since Larry got here.
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I've been gone 2 days!
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Kid's got pluck.
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I'm just trying to lend
a hand, sir.
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Nah, nah, I own part
of this joint!
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Any new hires have to go
through me!
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Yeah, well you weren't here,
you lazy slacker!
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I was in the hospital!
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Because you were out
destroying the GT!
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I could have been killed!
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Me, your only son.
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Wah, wah, wah, want some cheese
with that whine?
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Good joke, sir!
Very funny!
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Is it okay to give
the officers some cake?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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The city's finest!
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Are you guys here
for your annual fall discount?
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No, we have a few more questions
about your accident.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It was a real shame
about that test drive.
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But you know those old gals
and their turbos.
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Except according
to a witness report
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filed by survivalist troop 319,
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we have reason to believe
you tampered with the scene.
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Hey!
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I risked my life to get her
out of that car.
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We were thinking more along the
lines of reckless endangerment.
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Or if she doesn't make it
out of that coma,
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involuntary manslaughter.
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What?
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You're coming with me, Buble.
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Buble?
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Ow!
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Hey, hey, get off!
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Oh, watch the suit,
Sugar Tits!
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I'm here for you, Richard.
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We'll get through this
together, okay?
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Just breathe!
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Who the hell are you?
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So much for salesman
of the year.
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Come on, lady,
I need to call my lawyer.
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You've already called
your lawyer.
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I need to call
another lawyer!
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Well, maybe you shouldn't
have dated her
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and her best friend
at the same time.
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Richard Fitzpatrick?
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Call me Fitz.
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Let me guess, lawyer?
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No way anyone
as good-looking as you
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would be down here unless
it was official business.
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You're very perceptive.
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Mm, you have no idea.
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Well then, you should have no
trouble at all perceiving this.
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Bail agreement.
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Old man should have put
a bow on it.
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Oh, it's not
from your father.
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I represent Babs Devin.
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You might remember her.
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The nice lady you left for dead
in that crash?
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Yeah, I'll say she needs
a lawyer.
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One of those old broads
who liked it rough and fast.
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Rough and fast?
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I knew she had her quirks,
but Mom!
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Mom?
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Afraid so.
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Test drives are taken
at your own risk.
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Fitzpatrick Motors isn't liable
for any damages--
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Not liable?
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You car salesmen
are all the same.
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Bottom-feeders who will stop at
nothing to make a buck.
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Do anything, say anything
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just to move
the next hunk of junk--
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Whoa, whoa, lady!
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A pre-owned automobile
is no hunk of junk!
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Let's talk about who
the real victim is here, okay?
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Do you have any idea
what that accident's going to do
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to my insurance rates?
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The only thing I know,
Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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is that this all ends here.
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You and your dealership
are going down.
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My specialty.
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Hey, wait!
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Alison!
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That was just a--
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I'm a good guy!
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Go long, long!
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Hit me!
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Roger, there is traffic
on this street!
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Come say goodbye
to Uncle Richard.
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I can't believe Larry
bailed you out.
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I would have left you there
to rot.
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Yeah, get in line.
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Justin Seamus Schneiderman
Fitzpatrick!
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Do not even think
about touching that cat!
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You are allergic!
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You look like shit!
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Yeah, thanks.
Keys?
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I can't.
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Saul's at his therapist,
I have hip hop at 4,
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Dad's coming for dinner.
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Justin, I will not say it again!
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You leave that cat alone!
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I will not have my child
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stoned on antihistamines
before dinner!
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I made pot pie,
you should stay!
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Christ, Megan,
I got a shitload to do.
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With this new guy up
the old man's ass,
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I got to get the lot
back on track.
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He doesn't tell you anything,
does he?
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Tick-tock!
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Dad just half of his shares
of the dealership.
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What?
265
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,906
If that woman dies, Dick,
266
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,560
you could be in jail
for the rest of your life.
267
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,345
Dad is an old man.
268
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,912
Either way, I'm sure
Larry will definitely--
269
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,304
To the new guy?
270
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,480
Justin went nuts for him
at dinner the other night.
271
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,134
Do you know he plays
the French horn,
272
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,354
just like you did
when you were in school?
273
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,704
Of course, I'm sure he didn't
bang the music teacher.
274
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,925
Face it, Dick.
275
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,623
This time, you're fucked.
276
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,976
Fuck.
277
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,114
You mother fucker!
278
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:05,687
Working late?
279
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,949
Huh?
280
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,037
Boyfriend kick you out?
281
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,125
Suck it up!
282
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,910
Uh, I'm in between places
right now.
283
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,564
Either way, I don't see
the need for the aggression.
284
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,957
Oh, I don't know.
285
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,090
Guy's out of commission
for a couple days.
286
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,614
Comes back to find no office,
no business,
287
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,703
some schmuck trying
to take over his life!
288
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,096
You've got it all wrong, Richard.
289
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,227
Really?
290
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,012
I know every dealership
in this town,
291
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,013
and I've never heard of you.
292
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,014
No one has!
293
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,321
Oh, I think you know
who I am.
294
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,193
And then I get
to thinking,
295
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,630
how does a nobody like you
even come up with the money
296
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,676
to buy into a place
like this, huh?
297
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,344
You son of a bitch!
298
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,477
That money belonged
to the staff.
299
00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:01,134
Siphoning from the office pool
for what, 15 years now?
300
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:04,528
Not to mention the pension fund?
301
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,096
How do you know about that?
302
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,142
Nobody knows about that.
303
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,058
I know!
304
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,669
But now that we're co-owners,
305
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,976
we can work together
to make you whole again.
306
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,890
What the fuck are you
talking about?
307
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,937
I'm not just here
to sell cars, Richard.
308
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,944
Sell cars?
309
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,990
I wouldn't let you park
my fucking car.
310
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,208
Oh, I don't know.
311
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,124
I moved quite a few
this weekend.
312
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,473
Best Saturday sales ever!
313
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,694
You know, Ken
was really impressed.
314
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,349
All you did was ruin
a perfectly good GT,
315
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:45,047
and destroy a woman's life.
316
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,049
Anybody can sell a couple
of shit boxes
317
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,529
on a Saturday afternoon.
318
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,009
You want to see Ken impressed?
319
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,447
You watch me sell that
fucking GT to a woman in a coma.
320
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,058
That's impossible.
321
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,494
Ah, it'll be a snap.
322
00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,236
A new coat of paint,
a brief moment of consciousness,
323
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,499
and voila!
324
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:05,546
If anyone can arouse a woman,
it's me.
325
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,654
Hey, hey, get that--
326
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,872
Ow!
327
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,759
Yo, Babs.
328
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,501
It's me, Fitzy.
329
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,937
Just thought I'd pop by,
330
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:36,071
and let you know I fixed up
that Mustang for you!
331
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,074
It's better than mint,
just like I promised.
332
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,468
Close this deal off today,
and I bet I can get the guys
333
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,035
to throw in a free set
of mud flaps for you.
334
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:47,082
Maybe even knock off the tax.
335
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,392
You want to feel the wind
in your hair?
336
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:56,222
Well, I got dreams too,
you know?
337
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:59,790
A couple more years,
my old man finally kicks it,
338
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:03,707
I'm going to open up
a place of my own.
339
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,232
The Summer Wind.
340
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:10,627
Leather booths,
those choice palm trees.
341
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:14,457
You know the ones you don't
have to water?
342
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,156
Real martinis.
343
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,115
Old school.
344
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:24,554
One day, big time.
345
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:29,559
The strip, where I can have
a stage of my own.
346
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:33,737
Ring-a-ding-ding.
347
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,362
It's just business, Babs.
348
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,320
You understand.
349
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,714
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do
350
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,760
to arouse a woman.
351
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,767
I've been waking them up
like this since junior prom.
352
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,258
Richard, what are you doing?
353
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,955
I'm closing the deal!
354
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,174
No, no, no!
355
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,089
Bad idea!
356
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,656
This is not the way to do it!
357
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657
What are you--
358
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:25,963
Fuck!
359
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,096
I don't know what to say.
360
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,750
Mom, Dad, I'm in love!
361
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,142
My brother came out last year.
362
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,927
Cut me some slack, okay?
363
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,059
Good morning, Mrs. Devin!
364
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,018
We've been practicing!
365
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,149
5, 6, 7, 8!
366
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:48,769
Oh!
367
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:49,770
Let's go, come on!
368
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:50,988
Visiting hours are over!
369
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:51,989
Oh, get your hand away!
370
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:52,990
Sorry!
371
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,123
Come on, let's go!
372
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,169
Bye, Mrs. Devin!
373
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,914
Oh!
374
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:07,048
Okay, okay, direct pressure
on the bridge.
375
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,746
Ah!
376
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,008
Cover me.
377
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,446
Why?
378
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,577
Richard, Richard,
I will not let you do this!
379
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,362
You're not the boss of me!
380
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,363
Yeah?
381
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,409
Then I'll just call security.
382
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,196
No way!
383
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,242
Ow!
384
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,337
Hey, Ali!
385
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,947
I was going to get you a coffee,
386
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,645
but then I thought, you know,
given the circumstances
387
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:41,212
your anxiety level must be
through the roof.
388
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,650
Oh, are you like
a war volunteer?
389
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,828
No, I was there,
at the accident.
390
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,570
I can help you
bring Dick Fitz down.
391
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:53,181
You know, be a witness?
392
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,531
You saw what happened?
393
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,055
I see lots of things.
394
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,101
Oh, thanks.
395
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:10,938
Mom?
396
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:14,071
That mother-stealing fucker
Fitz!
397
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:23,994
Pre-owned is in trouble!
398
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:26,562
Hybrids, carpoolers,
399
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:30,436
telecommuters,
cash for clunkers.
400
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,047
What about clunkers
for cash, huh?
401
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,354
I'm just doing what I got to do
to stay alive,
402
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,355
and be number one.
403
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,532
It's like the Chairman
always used to say.
404
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,447
You got to have talent,
405
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,883
and you got to know
what to do with it.
406
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,451
It's the only thing
that matters.
407
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,931
Not friends, not family.
408
00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:50,064
Oh, I've been meaning to ask you
about your daughter.
409
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:53,110
Is she seeing anyone?
410
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,764
Ahh!
411
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:57,332
Hey, what the fuck?
412
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,249
You are dead, man!
413
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,424
No, wait, Richard!
414
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,469
You're making a mistake!
415
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,470
Please, don't do this to us!
416
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,471
Us?
417
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,733
There is no us, psycho!
418
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:07,734
Who sent you?
419
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,170
Has it ever occurred to you
420
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,172
that there's more to a man
than skin and bones,
421
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,739
and chronic liver damage?
422
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,175
Uh, no?
423
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,481
Have you thought that maybe
your accident
424
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,787
stirred something
inside of you?
425
00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:20,834
Like perhaps your conscience?
426
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,926
Every man, woman and child
has one, Richard.
427
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:29,103
Yours just happens to be
a little less puffy than you.
428
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,149
Conscience?
429
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,934
You think you're my conscience?
430
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,023
You're even sicker
than I thought!
431
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:41,028
April 4th, 1984.
432
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,945
You stole Hattie Farnham's
lunch,
433
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:48,775
and then you felt up
her deaf-mute twin.
434
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:52,648
December 2nd, 1993,
you borrowed Grandma's Datsun,
435
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:56,043
and then you traded it
for a bag of dope
436
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,001
and a one-way ticket to Miami!
437
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:01,004
How'd you know about that?
438
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,397
Same way I know
that you cheated
439
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,703
on your dealership exam, Richard.
440
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,444
Which means that technically,
441
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,837
you're not licensed
to sell cars at all.
442
00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,884
Oh, imagine the scandal
if I let that one slip.
443
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,673
Ugh!
444
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,022
Hey, hey!
445
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,067
Stop!
446
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,460
You want me gone?
447
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,157
No problem!
448
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:25,507
But your precious GT
is going with me!
449
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,639
No, no!
450
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:27,640
Did you ever see the movie--
451
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,641
You saw it!
452
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:29,859
Thelma and Louise!
453
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,905
The part where they drive
off the cliff!
454
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:32,906
I never saw that movie!
455
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,342
No, you did, you did!
456
00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:35,648
You cried at the end, remember?
457
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,650
Well, they were right!
458
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:40,087
It really was a fantastic movie.
459
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,828
What do you want?
460
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:45,005
Well, I think Mrs. Devin would
like to go back to the hospital.
461
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,006
Done!
462
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,486
And from now on,
463
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,923
until you learn to become
a respectable human being,
464
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,925
we're partners!
465
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:54,710
Yeah, you need to learn
how to be good,
466
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:56,016
and I'm going to teach you
how to do it!
467
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,844
Go fuck yourself!
468
00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,019
Goddamn it!
469
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,195
Then, at least we'll die
together!
470
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,588
Wait, fine!
471
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,894
Pinky swear!
472
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,157
Reverse!
473
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:09,116
Okay!
474
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:13,076
Ugh!
475
00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:18,038
Fuck, shit, cock-sucker!
476
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,474
Fuck!
477
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:20,649
All right, listen.
478
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:21,998
I took a bullet in the ass
in Djibouti.
479
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,784
I lost all sense of right
and left and wrong.
480
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,916
I have a PhD!
481
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,528
All right, I'm just
a middle man.
482
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,138
Where is Richard Fitzpatrick?
483
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,140
Who?
484
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,141
It's noon.
485
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,926
Have you checked the bar?
486
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:37,927
Hey!
487
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:40,060
Hey, officer!
488
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,410
Alison, hey, hi!
489
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,064
Where the hell is my mother?
490
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:46,153
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
491
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,111
Fitzy always takes care
of his ladies.
492
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,678
We received a report that you
abducted Mrs. Devin,
493
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:50,810
and brought her here.
494
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,551
What?
495
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,511
Oh, so I see how it works.
496
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,121
You lure the police here
497
00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:01,081
while your incompetent
co-workers cover your tracks.
498
00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:02,082
Who's the lackey?
499
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:05,781
Oh, Larry,
pleased to meet you!
500
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,174
Okay, uh, I understand
501
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,785
you've already met
my partner, Richard.
502
00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:13,441
Ma'am, they said that she's
at the hospital.
503
00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:16,487
On her way to physio now.
504
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,106
Look, I don't know
what kind of game
505
00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,238
you're playing here, Fitz.
506
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:29,936
But I know you took my mother.
507
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,678
Would I do a thing like that?
508
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,419
I think you're capable
of just about anything.
509
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:37,770
I do my best.
510
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,163
Wow.
511
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:45,473
He's got great potential!
512
00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:53,350
You couldn't sell an ass-rape
at a prison riot, could you?
513
00:26:58,051 --> 00:26:59,574
Hey, Ali!
514
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,453
Hey, Ali, wait!
515
00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,695
I don't need to change
who I am,
516
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:38,700
because I'm Richard Fucking Fitzpatrick.
517
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,920
But you can call me Fitz.
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