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♪ She's a real enthusiast ♪

♪ She likes it hard
and she likes it fast ♪

♪ Her need for speed
is so insatiable ♪

♪ When she calls,
I just say "Yes." ♪

Good evening,
you lucky college perverts,

this is Howard Stern.

You're not Howard Stern.

You're my landlord,
Mr. Pitts.

Don't look at me, sweetheart.

It's your dream.

And with me
in the studio

is Donna Martin.

I should mention you look
really fabulous, Donna.

I had no idea you were
this attractive.

Is everything that I'm seeing
for real?

Yes!

What are you doing here?

Well, besides

plugging my book, I'm here

because your audience keeps
calling my show

all asking
the same wacky question.

What's that?

Why are you still a virgin?

That's none of your business!

Why, Donna, why?

Why, Donna, why?

Stop it!

Go away!

Donna, Donna, Donna,

Stop it!
Donna, Donna, Donna...

Donna?
Hmm?

Donna?
Mm...

David, what
are you doing?

Happy anniversary.

I remembered you said
French tulips were your favorite,

so I found a shop right off
campus that opens early.

Mm, they're beautiful.

Thank you.

So, two years ago
tonight,

the Christmas dance
at West Beverly.

I still can't believe

you were willing
to go out with me.

Well, I can't believe it
either.

And then we got
on the dance floor.

And I realized
I loved you.

And I didn't care
what anyone else thought.

I should go put
these in some water before they wilt.

Do you have
to do that right now?

It's so hot out today.

You know I think it's
gonna be like 90 degrees.

Yeah, well, the Santa Anas
kicked up last night.

We're already on fire watch
in the canyon,

but so far, everything seems
to be under control.

That's a relief.

You know, the winds
tend to affect people

in strange ways.

Oh, gosh,
don't I know it?

My mom, she'd get
so irritable.

My dad, he doesn't
sleep for, like, two or three days.

Yeah, well, they affect me
a little bit different.

Come on, Donna,
it's a special day.

Don't you feel it?

Um, before, was I
talking in my sleep?

No. Why?

Good.

I should go put these
in some water.

Hey, my best pal.

How you doing?
Good to be back.

Yeah, everyone's
been missing you.

So I hear.

Yeah, especially your folks.

Yeah, right.

And what's this I hear
about Emily Valentine?

How did that turn out?

Good.
Yeah. So what's up?

More like who's down.

It's a definite code blue.

Go do your stuff.

Hey, pal, I bring you
much cheer and good fortune.

Hey, Bran.

So, uh,

how's Emily Valentine?

Good.

Good?

All you have to say is good?

I didn't come here
to talk about me, Steve.

Your message said it was urgent.
What happened to you?

KEG Hell Week happened to me.

It started off
all fun and games,

but, at the end, we had
this pledge scavenger hunt.

And you busted out
of the KEG House?

I got busted; breaking
into Randall's office.

Are you serious?

I was supposed to retrieve
some autographed baseball.

I've gotta see
the Dean on Monday.

Steve, I love you man,

but if you were any dumber,
you'd require fertilizer.

Why did you even have
to join a fraternity anyway?

Hey, being part
of this fraternity

is something
I'm very proud of, okay?

Those guys are my brothers.

You want to make fun of me,
fine,

but don't go bagging
on the KEG House, okay?

Okay, okay.

But I gotta tell you, man,
it's getting pretty tired,

me having a best friend

who's always getting
in so much trouble.

Would it be too much to ask you
for a favor, Brando?

What do you want me to do?

Well, you're buddy-buddy
with Randall.

Maybe you could talk to him.

Maybe he'll
let me slide.

Steve, I can't do that.

I'm in no position to ask
Randall for any favors.

Can't your brothers
help you out?

We're gonna have a meeting
about this tonight.

Then relax.

They got you into this,
they'll get you out, right?

Thanks, Brando.

I knew I can count on you
for this.

You know, having dinner
in Chinatown

is a great way
to do your anniversary.

Yeah, and I really want
it to be a celebration.

And I love Chinatown.

Me, too.

It always feels
like you've traveled

to a different country.

I know and you don't
even have to pack.

It's just too bad Andrea
and Steve can't make it.

Yeah. I guess
they're tied up.

Well, at least you and
Dylan will be there.

Not as a couple.

This is hopeless!

Yeah, I know.

It's the desert winds.
Dries up everything.

Kel, you know what,

I had the weirdest
dream last night.

I dreamt that I was
in the broadcast booth

and I was doing the show--

except I wasn't
doing it with David,

I was doing it
with Howard Stern.

Howard Stern?

Well, actually,
it was our landlord

pretending to be
Howard Stern.

Mr. Pitts?

Yeah. And he was
interviewing me

like I was the last
American virgin.

And he was
laughing at me.

God, two weirdoes
in one dream.

Hmm.

The happy wanderer returns.

How, how's
it going, brother?

It's going.

How's Emily Valentine?

She's good.

She's good?

That's what I said.

Whoa.
No?

Hey. Whoa.

A+. Why am I not surprised?

Well, to tell you

the truth, I was expecting
a failing grade.

Old workhorse like you?
Impossible.

Between the professor,
his wife

and the basketball player
I'm supposedly tutoring,

I'm learning a lot more
in this course

than I bargained for.

Can't be too tough.

Sanders got a B+.

That's not the most amazing
grade on that sheet.

D'Shawn Hardell got a B+
without even opening one single book.

It's good to be back
at ol' Hypocrisy U.

Welcome home.

So what about
tonight, bro?

You heading down
to Chinatown, too?

Yeah, I'll be
on my best behavior.

I didn't realize you had
a discipline problem.

What, Brenda
didn't tell you?

Me and Kelly, Thanksgiving Day
in your living room,

we had a scene,
it bordered on the ugly.

No, all she talked
about was her unnaked triumph in her play.

Yeah, well,
Bren may want

to have her repeat
performance.

I, however, do not.

So, if Kelly and I
can get through this thing

and just be civil,
I'm happy.

Okay, ready to go?

Just about.

You know, we never got
to talk about San Francisco.

How did it go
with Emily?

Good.

Well, it must have
been better than good

for you to skip out
on Thanksgiving.

You know, I really wish

everyone would stop
asking me about Emily.

If I wanted to talk
about it, I would have.

Okay, if you don't want
to confide in me,

clearly it was something
incredibly personal.

Something you wouldn't
even tell your twin sister.

Something amazing.

Yes, it was amazing.

It was one of the best weeks
of my whole life.

And now she's disappeared.

Into thin air?

No, into France
to study marine biology.

You know,
I really love that girl.

What?

I can't wait to tell everyone.

Oh, no, I don't think

you'll be telling
anybody anything.

Brandon, I'm kidding.

I'm glad you're home.

Yeah, me, too.

Come on.
Let's get outta here.

Come on, Ryan, you gotta help me out here.

There's just no easy

way to put this.
My hands are tied.

Can't you tell the Dean
it won't happen again?

Except hazing's
illegal on campus.

Yeah, but everybody
does it.

Yeah, only this year,

the Progressives are running
the Student Senate

and they're gunning for us.

Man, we just can't get involved.

Great. So where does
that leave me, huh?

And I can't even tell anybody
why I was there, can I?

The fate of the house
is riding on you, man.

It's not fair.

We should be able to do
something to help Sanders.

He was just doing
what he was told.

John, nobody feels worse
about this than me.

Let's not blow this
out of proportion, okay?

I mean,
it's a first offense.

He'll probably get off
with, with what,

a slap of the wrist?

But the bigger question is:

Will you cover
for your brothers?

Yeah, of course.

What choice do I have?

All right, we're going

to have to distance ourselves
from you for awhile.

We'll have to put you
on probation

till Monday.
Can you handle that?

Yeah.

Sanders, we may have
had our differences in the past,

but you're one huge stud.

Here, this is
from Bran and me.

Happy anniversary.

Oh, you guys
shouldn't have.

But we're happy
you did.

Well, we saw it
in a little poster shop

in Westwood, and gosh darn,

if it didn't remind us
of the two of you kids.

What is it?

Oh, yeah, that's us, all right.

Good old Ma and Pa
down on the farm.

Well, you two are the only
married couple here.

Absolutely, a role model
for an entire generation.

Well, we're definitely
gonna hang this

over the fireplace,
possibly in it, if I can help it.

David!

I don't know about you guys,

but I'm definitely
not gonna scoff

at a little bit
of good fortune.

You know, I learned
this great game

when I was in San Francisco

in this dim sum restaurant.

After anybody says a fortune,
everybody adds two words to it.

What words?

"In bed."

Ooh, I'll go first.

"You can obtain any goal
you choose."

In bed.

Wow.
Whoa!

Yeah, just ask Stuart Carson.

"You have the power
to influence many people."

All:
In bed!

Whoa, Dylan!

What about you, Donna?
Why don't you go next?

Okay.

"You will be starting
on a new adventure."

All:
In bed.

Young David Silver...

David!
Thank you, good night!

Okay, wait, before we leave,

the anniversary couple has
to make one wish in the fountain

before we leave.

Yeah, go for it, Donna.

Okay.

Oh, look, David,
I got love.

Okay, my turn.

Well, well, well.

Could it be that
young Silver's gonna get lucky tonight?

From your mouth to God's ears.

Oh, I don't know, luck, love.

Do I see a pattern
developing here?

Oh, speaking of patterns,

the Christmas Dance
is going on at West Beverly tonight,

and Dave and I thought
we'd stop by,

kinda relive
the old magic.

Is everyone up for it?

Uh, Donna, I didn't want
to go to high school dances

when I was in high school.
Why would I want to go now?

Yeah, Donna,

it's gonna take a couple
more years for me

to become nostalgic
for old West Bev.

I don't think so.

Sorry.

I'll pass.

Come on, you guys.

Don't you want
to be with us?

I think they want us to be by ourselves.

Say good night, Donna.

Good night, Donna.

Thanks guys,
for everything.

Bye. See you later.

Bye.
Have fun.

Bye, baby.

Bye. Bye.

Later, Silver.

So, uh, Kel, are you
gonna be needing a ride home?

No, I'll take her.

You guys go ahead.

You sure it's okay to leave you
two here alone together?

Think you can handle it?

I'm fine.

You got nothing to worry about.

See you later.

Bye.
Bye.

Good night, Kel.

I don't know what it is
about the Santa Anas,

but I haven't been
myself all day.

Maybe it's not
the Santa Anas.

Maybe I'm just nervous
about being with you.

You know, in the Middle East
they have winds,

they're called the "siroccos."

They blow across the northern
desert of Africa,

and while these winds
are blowing,

if you kill somebody, they don't
even try to punish you.

Sort of like temporary insanity.

Kinda like the heat
of passion.

Sort of like
a full moon.

Our bodies are full
of so much water,

the gravity starts pulling on us

in ways
that we don't even realize.

It's like a tide rising.

Bless you.

Thanks.

Bless you.

Thank you, David,

but you don't have to keep
saying "bless you" anymore.

Oh, I had a wonderful
time tonight.

You know, it was just
like the first time

all over again.

I'm sorry.
It's okay.

It's just my allergies

with the winds
and everything.

Must be all the pollen
in the air.

Yeah.

You know, I should really
go take an antihistamine.

No, no, don't.
They put you to sleep.

Sorry.

Bless you.

It was great meeting
Grandma Rose.

You know, when you asked

for a second helping
on those latkes,

you won her heart
forever.

Why not?
They're delicious.

I can't believe
you, uh, bought me

a baseball glove
for Hanukah.

Well, if you're going
to hang around me,

you're gonna need it.

Oh, I see.

So it's more than a gift?

You better believe it.

It's getting late.

Yeah.

I've got, I've got
a lot of reading to do.

I'll see you tomorrow?

Yeah.

Good night.

Good night.

Welcome back to the second part

of my exposé on the
Last American Virgin.

With me are Donna's parents,

Dr. and Mrs.
Martin from Houston.

Hi, Howard.

Very nice to be here.

And in the hot seat
is Hot Pants David Silver,

who's been pressuring Donna
to do the wild thing.

Uh, I, I consider it
romancing her, Mr. Pitts.

I'm not your landlord.
I'm Howard Stern.

Oh, sorry, Howard.
That's a a nice wig.

Uh, David,
what's with you and Donna

and the ol' mattress mambo?

Well, I just want us both
to share the intimacy

of a real relationship.

Wow, wow.

What a rap.

Dr. Martin, Felice,
you buy that?

Well, as a doctor, I'm familiar

with the hormonal drives
of young adults,

but I leave all of the parenting

to Felice.

And I don't buy it.

Call me old-fashioned,

but I don't believe
in the motives of young men

who wear earrings.

What earring?

Look at this.
The guy is willing

to sacrifice for a shot

at your daughter.

Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin,

I love Donna.

Not just for her body,
but for her mind.

Whoa...

And if she has sex with me,
I promise I'll marry her.

Oh.
Whoa.

I think we've exposed
some raw honesty.

I'll tell you what,
I'll spring for the condoms.

What do you say, Felice?

Well, I guess in that case,
it's all right.

Donna, if you're listening,
sweetheart,

we give you our blessing to do
the wild thing with David.

I just had a great idea.

What a coincidence.
So did I.

Yeah, that is,
if you're up to it.

Try me.

Okay, we get out
of this bed,

we go cook some breakfast,

pack up the car...
drive to Joshua Tree.

Joshua Tree?

Mm-hmm.
It'll be great.

It's in the desert.

No one will be there, the
winds will be really strong.

We'll build a fire.

Stay all night.

Oh, I'd really love
to, but I can't.

Why not?

Mm...

The sorority
is having a car wash.

I don't think
I can get out of it.

Yeah...

Dylan, it's for
a good cause.

I'm sure it is, Kel.

I just don't want
to hear about it.

Okay, so I guess
that leaves us where we left off.

No, I can do something else
and hook up with you later.

You can?

Mm-hmm.

And that's okay
with you?

You're not mad?

Let's not overanalyze, okay?

Hey, D'Shawn.

Yo, Brandon.

What's this?
You going formal?

Now that I'm on the team,

I gotta look sharp
for the road games.

What do you think?

I think we should probably talk.

Look, I want you to know
I didn't say a word to Randall

about you and his wife.

And I shouldn't
have threatened you,

but I was just,
at the moment I was feeling...

Scared to take your midterm?

Ah, you're always cutting
too deep.

I guess that's why
I value our friendship.

Friendship?

D'Shawn, we don't have
a friendship.

All you ever tried
to do was use me.

Man, don't be like that.

I really appreciate your help.

Yeah, but you didn't need
my help, did you?

You got a B+.

Did Randall just hand you
that grade?

Yeah, and I'm cool with that.

You don't live in my world.

We're different, understand?

Oh, no.
Don't get all racial on me now.

Cuz, this ain't a black thing
or a white thing.

It's a green thing.

You know what
I'm saying?

Yeah, it's all about money.
That's right.

I get a chance to showcase
my talent for the pros,

CU gets a shooting guard.

It's a fair trade.

No, it's not.

'Cause you didn't get to take
Soc 101, and you know what?

You'd have liked it.

I gotta hit the gym.

If you want to sign back on
as my tutor,

I heard Randall's going to be in
his office late this afternoon.

'Nuff said?

Thanks for the tip.

And where is
Miss Donna Martin?

I can't believe that
she'd let her sisters down.

She is at the radio station
doing public service spots.

She'll be here later.

Well, then I guess
I'll save the RV for her.

Good idea.

Hey, girls,
no horsing around!

There's work to be done.

When you're done there,

my back could use
a good scrubbing.

Dylan, what are you doing here?

I thought you were going
surfing.

Well, the desert winds kinda
cancelled out the waves.

Nothing better
to do, huh?

Actually, I thought
I'd come down

and get the grime knocked off
the old Speedster.

I'd love to...

Whoops.
Sorry, cowboy.

I must've made a mistake.

You asked for it, Sears!

Water fight!

Whoo!

No prisoners!

No prisoners!

Do they do this every year?

Sanders, cease
fire, stop!

Cease fire now!

Come here, come here,
come here, man.

All right, man.

There's nothing
I want more

than to have you
in this fraternity, all right,

but you've got
to work with me, okay?

Probation means
no contact.

Oh, gosh, I was just coming
for a car wash.

Sanders, get
out of here.

Let him stay.
What's the big deal?

Are you crazy? There could
be faculty advisors coming.

We're going to
get in trouble.

That's right, come on,

get out of
here, let's go.

Hey, what are they doing
to him?

Hey, Steve.

Where you going?

Hey, d-don't
leave me here, man.

Where you going?

Public service announcement
number four, take one.

If you're going to drink,
don't drive.

And if you're going
to drive, don't drink.

And if you have to choose
between one or the other...

Drink gasoline.

David!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said that.

No, it, it was funny.

You're funny...

and I think
that you're very sexy.

Wow, uh, what's
gotten into you?

Oh, I don't know,
just feeling very grateful.

I mean, no matter
what I put you through,

you always stay with me.

You must love me.

Believe me, after what
happened last night,

and the fact that I'm
still here today proves it.

Well, I won't argue
with that.

Either that or
I'm totally nuts.

I said I was sorry.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean for
it to come out like that.

Last night was almost
the perfect anniversary.

Well, then...

maybe we've waited
long enough.

What?

I've been thinking--
it's been hard not to--

and lately
all of the signs seem

to be pointing
in one direction.

And what
direction is that?

David... I love you,

and nothing we could ever do
could ever...

be wrong.

You mean...?

That's right.

Tonight, I'm not going
to take my antihistamine.

Uh...

One white rose.

Thank you.

It reminds me of the first poem
I ever learned by heart--

"La Rosa Blanca"
by the great poet José Martí.

Do you know it?

Why do I suddenly feel
so culturally deprived?

"Cultivo la rosa blanca

"En julio
como en enero

"Para el amigo sincero

Que me da su mano franca."

If you'd like,
I'll teach it to you sometime.

I'd like that.

So, you've had
enough sightseeing?

No, I like seeing
your old neighborhood.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't ever want
to forget where I came from.

Good for you.

We're right on time.

Okay, you've treated me
to the best latkes in L.A.

Now get ready
for the best burrito.

Come on, I want you
to meet my family.

Your family?

Yeah.

Hey, Ma.
Oh, Jesse!

How you doing?

Ma, this is a very good friend
of mine-- Andrea Zuckerman.

Hello, very nice
to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

You have a wonderful son.

Thank you. Hey,
muchachos, huh.

Hey, it's my Uncle Lolo and my cousin Humberto.

Hello.

Now, I recommend
the machacas burritos.

Do you want that "gringo,"
I mean mild, or...?

No way, I'll have it
just the way you do.

Now there's only one thing

that could make
this afternoon any better.

Hmm?

If you'd come back
to my apartment in Westwood.

Well, I'm always up for a
little more sightseeing.

Woof.

Woof.

Just when I thought it was going to be

a dull day.

Lucinda, hi.

I was actually looking
for your husband.

You just missed him.

Come in.

You at least owe me
a little thanks.

I do?

And what for?

Did you get
to D'Shawn?

Well, actually, I did
tell him there was nothing

between us, and since Cory knows
nothing about us,

well, you can go on living
your square little existence.

Oh, goody.

But I'm serious about
expecting a wee bit

of gratitude.

Well, what'd you expect?

You want me to throw you
over the desk for a quickie?

I came here
for something else.

You've got nothing
to do with it.

Well, then you're lucky
Cory isn't around.

You wouldn't want
to tangle with him.

He's in a pretty bad mood
these days.

This wouldn't have
anything to do

with his office
getting broken into, would it?

No, we had a nasty little fight.

That break-in
was comic relief.

My husband's precious
autographed balls

were never in jeopardy.

What are you talking about?
The campus cops

were tipped off.

They knew exactly
when the thief would be here.

Tipped off by who?

Anonymous phone call.

But, uh...

maybe I could find out
more if you're nice.

No, you've already
told me enough.

Thank you.

Ah, geez,
beat it, Walsh.

Steve, come on,

I've been looking for
you everywhere, man.

Why, so you can tell me
I'm a dimwit

and how I'm not worthy
of being your friend, huh?

I'm sorry, bro, I know I was a
little hard on you yesterday,

but that's before I knew
that you getting caught

in Randall's office
wasn't your fault.

What are you saying?

I'm saying you got set up.

The brothers
at the KEG House...

Steve...
the cops got

an anonymous phone call.

They were waiting for you.

Who in the frat house
knew what you were up to?

I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.

You do that, you leave
the rest up to me.

Okay?
What are you going to do?

I'm going to bat for
you with Randall.

Hey, man,
that's like putting your head

on the chopping block.

Maybe it's time to
clear the decks.

It's something I should
have done a long time ago.

Hey, Bran.

You just might be
the only brother I got.

Head-butt?

No.

♪ The way that you love me,
it's like no other ♪

♪ The way that you kiss me ♪

♪ It leaves me falling ♪

♪ The way that you hold me
over and over... ♪

Wow.

♪ Nobody else can make me feel
this way... ♪

Since when did we
get so many candles?

Well, I just want to make sure
that everything... is perfect.

Hmm.

Well, you're right.

This is something we
are going to remember

for the rest
of our lives.

You sure
you're ready for this?

♪ Is this a fantasy or real ♪

♪ Please show me the way ♪

♪ The way that you love me,
it's like no other ♪

♪ The way that you kiss me ♪

♪ It leaves me falling ♪

♪ The way that you hold me... ♪

Are you expecting
somebody?

Maybe Kelly
forgot her key?

Wait right here.

Don't go anywhere,
okay?

I'll be right back.

I'll be right there.

Uh...

Mrs. Martin, Dr. Martin,
what are you two doing here?

Uh, well, we thought
we would, um, um,

surprise Donna
with a little visit.

Well, she's not here right now.

I was just taking a nap.

A nap?

It's 10:00 at night.

David, are you
in the habit

of running around here
in your underwear?

Uh, it's only
when I'm here by myself.

Which isn't too often because
I'm usually at my own apartment.

David, what's going on?

Mom, Dad.

What a surprise.

I thought you said
she was out.

Oh, well, I-I just snuck in
a few minutes ago.

David, what,
what are you doing here?

He said that...

he was taking a nap.

Right, nap.

I almost forgot.

See, David's air conditioning
is out,

so we're letting him sleep
on our couch.

No,

we walk in here
unexpectedly

and find the two of
you in your underwear.

I think there's a
better explanation.

Well, actually, it turns out
that we had an extra bedroom,

so Kelly and I decided
that David could move in.

Donna, are the two of you
living together?

No, it's, it's not like that.

David has his own bedroom

and nothing has changed.

Nothing has changed?

Right from the very beginning,

you've been lying
to me, haven't you?

Yes, but...

Every phone call, every
letter has been a betrayal.

And you're telling me,
nothing has changed?

Why, I can see we never
should have left her here.

Why can't you
just be happy for me?

Oh...

Well, I hope that
wasn't meant for me.

No.

There's something unnatural
about hot winds in December.

The weather's beautiful, but the
side effects aren't worth it.

Well, the paper says
they've already died down.

Your sinuses
will recover.

I'll see you later.

Where are you going so early?

Up to the campus.

I'm going to work out,
hang out a little bit,

try to find
one of my teachers.

On a Sunday?

Yeah, he usually works
in his office on the weekends.

You aren't in some kind
of trouble, are you?

Dad, me?

The good son?

How could you ask me
a question like that, huh?

He's in trouble.

They're waiting in the living
room to take me to church.

I can't really talk.

What happened after I left?

It didn't get any better.

Yeah, for me either.

When I showed up at Mel's
last night,

I interrupted him and Nina.

Donna, are you almost ready?

Yeah, I'll be there in a second.

I wish I didn't have to go
through this alone.

Yeah, well,
I'd be there in a flash

if I thought it would help.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Bye.

Hi.
Hi.

Hi. Sorry I kept
you waiting.

So, how was the hotel?

Oh, it was lovely.

It was lovely.

After church,
we're gonna go to brunch

and we'll all sit down
and just talk sensibly, okay?

Look, I'm... I'm really
sorry about last night.

Well, honey,
that's all very well and good,

but I just don't understand
why you had to lie to me.

Why?

Because if I told
you the truth,

you never would have let us
move into this apartment.

Now, Donna,
how do you know that?

You never
gave me a chance.

She's right, Felice,
you wouldn't have.

Now, come on, we talked
about this last night.

Let's not go backwards,
all right?

Donna lives 2,000 miles
away from us.

She has her own life,

and you really gotta make
your own decisions now.

I know that what
Daddy says is true.

It's just hard for me
to realize you've grown up.

Well, you need to have a little
faith in the job you've done,

and know I've done nothing
to make you ashamed of me.

Oh, baby...

I know you haven't.

I just want to be sure
that I can trust you again.

You can, Mom.

You can.

Sweet.

Sanders, what are you doing here?

Don't worry, this
won't take long.

Man, are you determined
to bring this fraternity down?

I thought you cared
about the brotherhood.

I do.

There's just one thing
I gotta know.

Who knew I was gonna hit
Randall's office that night?

All right,

now I've had it with you,
goon boy.

Why don't you get out of here.

Why don't you start
answering some questions?

I'm gonna get Mike Ryan.

Nobody talk to this guy.

He's going to get us all
kicked out for hazing.

Come on, Keith.

Besides you and Sears,
who else knew?

Nobody, just us.

What's your problem?

Every other pledge
took the same risks,

only you were the only one
dumb enough to get caught.

Hmm.

Kind of makes you wonder,
don't it?

This is amazing.

What's that?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to interrupt you.

That's okay. What?

Oh, it's this article
that I'm reading.

They did a... a study
on children of divorce.

In one group, the parents
had shared custody.

And in the other group, only
one parent had custody.

Kind of like Erin?

Yeah, Erin, and me, too.

The thing is that

the kids that went
back and forth

actually learned
that their parents' love

would be there
even when they weren't.

Hmm.

I guess I'm still
working on that.

Yeah, aren't we all?

You know, if you hadn't come
to the car wash,

that would have been okay.

Well...

You know...

last night,
when we were together,

I really liked hearing
about the rest of your day, too.

I guess what
I'm getting at is...

we don't have to spend
every waking hour together

to be a couple.

Eloquently put.

So, there is hope for us, huh?

Yeah.

So, how was Hanukkah
with Jesus?

His name is Jesse.

Sorry. Jesse.

Are you going to be
watching me all the time?

Well, Andrea,
I'm just worried about you.

What's going to be left
when the novelty wears off?

What could you two
possibly talk about?

How to mix
the perfect margarita?

For your information, he is
a second year law student.

Really?
Really.

Of course, affirmative action.

Easy to be glib

when you come from an
estate in Encino, isn't it?

You really love this guy.

Yeah, you're damn right.

Then adios, muchacha.

Professor Randall.

I'm not open,
office hours.

Yeah, I know, but this
is kind of important.

All right, make it fast.

Listen, uh,

the guy who broke into
your office-- Steve Sanders--

he's a friend of mine.

Not too bright a friend.

Listen, it was just a prank.

It was going to be returned
on Monday.

You know, if he really wanted
to tick me off,

he should have taken
my Don Drysdale baseball.

Because I got this autographed
myself when I was a kid.

Big "D" was my
favorite pitcher.

You know why?

Because Drysdale
was an intimidator.

He understood the
game within the game.

See, some guy comes up there,
thinks he's gonna get a hit,

Drysdale would just
throw a high, hard one

right at his head.

Well, after that, only
the greatest hitters

could come up there without
getting weak knees.

You know, kind of the way
you're facing me right now.

What's the matter?

You can't handle the
game within the game?

Actually, I just came here
to ask a favor.

A favor?

Yeah...

I was hoping you could
drop the charges against Steve.

Oh, well, yeah,
I could do that.

You could?
Oh, yeah, sure.

All I'd have to do
would be to call Security,

tell them I forgot
I gave him access.

It's just a mistake.

Oh, that would be great.

Yeah, but I'm not
gonna do that,

because you've been hitting
the sheets with my wife.

Ooh... knockdown pitch.

D'Shawn tell you that?

No, no one told me.

I know Lucinda
when she targets somebody.

I know how hard she comes on,
believe me.

But the question is:

What am I going to do
about it now?

Look, nothing happened.

When I found out
she was your wife,

I bailed.

Oh, yeah, right.

Wouldn't touch her
with a ten-foot pole...

I wouldn't touch her
with a sequoia.

Look, I don't care whether
you believe me or not.

Just don't take this out
on Steve Sanders.

Hey, I'll take it out
on whoever I want to, pal!

You're finished here.

Fine, Professor Randall,
you want to play a game?

I'll play a
game with you.

I'll go to the newspapers,
I'll go to the dean,

I'll go to the NCAA, I'll go
to whoever will listen to me,

and I'll tell them how you gave
D'Shawn a big fat grade

just so he'd be eligible
to play on the team this season.

You can't prove that.

Try me.

Now, are you gonna call
the Security office or am I?

So, when did
you get back?

About an hour ago.

So, was it a horror show
with your parents?

No.

Actually, it was
pretty nice.

And they said it
would be okay

if we kept things
the way they are.

Meaning?

Meaning that
the three of us

can continue
to live here.

I don't know
how you did it, but...

I say we just pick up
where we left off.

Mm, no, David.

I don't think so.

Now what?

It's just...

that I gave them my
word that I wouldn't.

See, I knew it.

The second you saw your mother,

it would be high school
all over again.

But, David, they trust me.

And it's not like that's
all we have between us.

You said so yourself.

Everything's gonna be okay.

You really think so?

I'm sure of it.

All right.

Oh, David, you're the best.