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Previously on
"Below Deck: Down Under"...

[shouting]

It moved.

-Hello.
-Hello.

I've missed you.

Cute.

I'm gonna bake him
a cake for his birthday.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

I've developed feelings
for Daisy, and it's only fair

to everyone that I clear
things up with Ellie.

And I can't let it keep going.

-Yeah.
-Because it'll just get worse.

Yeah.
If my boobs drop, I apologize.

I think young love
on a boat is a healthy thing,

and I'm happy
for both Jenna and Eddy.

Did I sound sincere?

I like you, and I think that
our friendship is strong.

I'd rather maintain what we've
got than to ruin what we've got.

Right.
I'm kind of confused,

but I think we're kind
of on the same page.

Just love to hang out with you.

-Okay.
-Nothing changes.

Well, then, let's do that
and see what that is.

Tyler's flying in his
glam technician

to get him ready for
a drag night on board.

It's a secret surprise.

Was there a makeup
artist on board, I heard?

Did Tyler smuggle one on?

Oh, God.

No, you didn't tell them?

Jesus ----ing Christ.

What you can do is
clean the upper deck.

Yeah, let us know
when you've done it.

Okay, break it up,
the two of you.

Wait, what did you
guys put in the eggs?

Pardon?

What flavor is the
egg supposed to be?

Ben will tell you.

It tastes like dish soap.

You put washing up
liquid on the eggs.

Can you taste it?
Oh, my God.

Lamb chops while
they're still warm.

Hey, Daisy.
Daisy.

I've got my hands full.
[bleep]

I feel like I'm the
only person who's channeling

my energy into the job.

It really is starting to
feel like a ----ing joke.

Guys, there's one of me.
What's up?

Why is there one of you?

Because we've got
someone upstairs.

She's asleep and everyone
else is docking the boat.

Daisy, service please.

Interior off radio
communications, please.

Guys, don't be on the line
while they're docking, please.

There's one of me.
What's up?

Why is there one of you?

Because we've got
someone upstairs.

She's asleep and everyone
else is docking the boat.

[bleep] me. I can't be in
a hundred places at once.

What do you want?

Listen, we want
the frittata done. Please.

[bleep] this bullsh--.

She'd be great at
this job, wouldn't she?

She'd handle the stress
really well.

Oh yeah.

En garde.

I feel like I work
pretty hard and

if service is slow,
there's a reason.

-I want to do this cake.
-Okay.

Do you want to do a
curd on top of the cake?

Yeah.

And in this case,
Ben is in the wrong.

How about you give me
your pot washer

for a minute
to run plates?

-Thanks, hon. Thanks.
-Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, I owe you one.

-That's a bing.
-That's a bing.

Where's your honey pot?

It's over there.

Oh, there it is, hiding.

What do we owe you?

-Oh, five bucks.
-Five bucks.

That's pretty good.

Here, we've got
some frittata as well.

-Would you like some?
-Yes, please.

There's no soap
in this one, is there?

-Salt?
-No soap.

Soap.

Oh, I don't know.
You're the guinea pig.

Thanks.

That is tenders away,
tenders away.

Daisy, chill, okay?
What's going on? Talk to me.

You're doing
the whole breakfast.

You're doing all of breakfast.

Me and Jenna.
Jenna's doing drinks.

Okay, so you said
there's one of you.

Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.

I just thought you were
actually on your own.

----ing Christ.

Okay, deck crew,
I'm going to proceed in.

Copy.

Is there any soap?

It's an egg.

[laughing]

Front of starboard dock is
30 meters and closing.

How pretty is this?

You can throw that to him now.

Forward leading
spring has been sent off.

-Tighten it up.
-Copy.

-All secure.
-Good work.

So I've left comment
cards by your beds.

-We appreciate all the feedback.
-Thank you.

-The cheesecake's cooking.
-Good stuff.

I feel like everything
happens for a reason.

Yeah, I know what the reason is.

-What's the reason?
-So you can marry Joao.

Oh my God.

Sweet.

A bit windswept there.

All right, what
stood out the most?

I put soapy eggs.

Overall experience?

We'll come back to that one.

[bleep]

Sorry?

It's like they're trying to
send me over the edge.

Oh, really? Trying to send
you over the edge?

Yeah, I'm over the edge.

Let us know if you
need anything.

Thank you. Thank you.

I've decided to gift
Captain with a little gift.

Can I have one
of your cock rings?

Oh, I don't know where they are.
Give him the duct tape.

All crew, get into
your whites.

Copy.

Another one down.

Hello.

That's Alesia's.
That one's her bed.

He wrote like a five
paragraph essay.

I should have handcuffed myself
to something in the bedroom.

Let's go.

Wow. It feels like another
reality out here.

-All right, y'all.
-Yay!

Thank you.
You guys are amazing.

-And this is for you.
-Oh!

Perfect.

Thank you for being nice.

Thank you very
much for everything.

We have all had the
most memorable trip.

Thank you very much.

And this is very well deserved.

I appreciate it.

And I do have one
more little competition.

For the first person to jump off

this marina butt naked
gets $1,000.

Oh my God!

Cash!

$1,000!

Let's go!

[shouting]

I'm going to give this to you.

He's going to have to share
that with the crew anyway.

Good job!

-We love your energy.
-Thank you.

All right, guys.
Let's go.

Bye, guys.

Listen, everyone.

Let's clean up.
Let's get in our blues.

Cool.
Thank you very much.

Thank you.

[sighing]

Yay!

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow ♪

Wow.

Jesus Christ.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is he coming?

Go, go, go.

Surely, you don't...

How do you get into it?

It's probably the weirdest
gift I've ever had from

a charter guest, but I
just have to try it out.

That's insane.

They look great.

I can't do the tip
meeting like this.

Attention all crew.

Please meet in the main
salon for the tip meeting.

-Copy.
-Ready, baby.

What could have been better?
Less soap.

Charter five.

All exhausted?

-Sufficiently.
-Okay.

Well...

My egg tastes like dish soap.

Literally, it tastes like Dawn.

It's unacceptable.
Okay?

Interior needs to
actually crack down.

Work together in unison.

Was there a makeup
artist on board, I heard.

Did Tyler smuggle one on?

-Mike spilled the tea.
-What? What the [bleep]?

This is just to see exactly
what we can improve on.

Well, the tip was $22,000.

Okay, that's $1,600 per person.

Plus the $1,000 that
you jumped in for,

so it's $1,700 each.

Nice.

Thank you, Mikey.

As you know, tips on vessels
all go into a collective group.

There's no ifs and buts.

We all put in and
we all share equally.

I'm happy with that.

It was a team effort
and we all chipped in.

I mean, I just chipped
in a little bit more.

Now, for the helmet.

Elle.

Well deserved. Well deserved.
I'll take it. Thank you.

I mean, come on.
Soapy scramble?

Yeah, of course I deserve this.

I don't think anybody
has ever been more deserving

of a helmet
than I am right now.

Righto.
I know you're all exhausted.

I know we just got over
the halfway mark and

you all have to start thinking
of the bigger picture.

So in saying that,
the owner of Sandy Lane Marina

has given you a villa to use
this afternoon.

There's going to
be a pool there.

There's a grill there.
You can cook yourselves.

Then you can come back here
and then tomorrow

you're going to get
on a catamaran

and go for a trip to the dock.

-[bleep] yes!
-What?

Nice.

I want you to really bond.

This is a great opportunity
for the crew to have a day off.

I'm really feeling
some tension in the crew.

We're halfway through the
charters. They're tired.

And hopefully this reset can
bring some energy back into it

and we can get through
the rest of the season.

We have a couple
of good days off.

The next day it's
a 7 a.m. start. Okay?

-Sounds good.
-Copy that.

Daisy, you want
to say something?

Yeah, I've been
pretty upset this trip.

I've been seeing a
lot of selfishness

from different people.

Whether that's
regarding they think

they work harder
than other people.

I've seen people bickering
at each other in front of crew.

It's been actually relentless
and the crux of it

has been quite a
lot of selfish behavior.

We're a team.

We all work as a team.

It just can't happen again.

Respect each other.
We don't have to be petty.

It's about just
respecting each other.

-Yeah, I agree.
-Thank you.

Thank you very much.
All right, let's go.

Stunning.
Thank you Captain.

Alesia, I think you've
stepped up really a lot.

Don't. It's not funny.

Why do you think that
was pointed at you?

Because of what Mikey said.

Mikey didn't say anything.

Nice to presume though.

I think some people
just need to relax.

There we go again.

Do that again Mikey and I
swear there'll be a consequence.

I'm like, is this real life?

I'm talking to
you about respect

and you're disrespecting me in
the conversation of respect.

Sorry. No.
Not how it works.

So what's the solution here?

I don't know.
I'm not the boss.

So you're going to
put this back on me?

You're going to tell me
that I have to sort your...

I'm saying...

You can clearly see
that this target...

This feels like this
is being put on me.

Mike, Mike,
can I ask you a favor?

Please.
Don't get defensive.

But the thing is, it's my
duty to tell you of a problem.

It's up to you to deal with it.

You see how you're talking
to me right now?

That's what I'm saying, Mike.

Yeah, of course.

Some people on this
boat are so paranoid.

It's ridiculous.

She just needs
to focus on herself

and stop worrying
about everyone else.

I feel like Alesia's
just trying to prove herself

in this position by
pointing me out to say

that I'm not doing a good job

to make
herself look better.

It's so ----ing annoying.

Interior, interior, Daisy.

Before we get off the boat
I really want to finish cabins.

Copy.

Last ones.

Oh, yai yai yai yai.

Nice. Now I've got spare
lashes for the weekend.

We're done now, aren't we?

All good, all good.

-How are you?
-Good, how are you?

Good.

Yeah.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

That's the lady
I was looking for.

Tomorrow, would
you like to go

for a drink or
something like that?

Yeah, I would love that.

-Would you like that?
-Yeah, perfect.

-That sound good?
-Yeah, thank you.

I only just this year
decided to start getting back

into dating after three years.

So it's scary.

My problem is I'm a lover boy.

I just wear my
heart on my sleeve.

My last relationship,
I think I saw into it

a lot deeper and
more than she did

and I just kind of ended
up getting hurt from it.

Fingers crossed that
doesn't happen again now.

Did I just get a date?

I think you did go
on a date though.

I'm going on a date, man.

I'm excited.
We've earned this.

Yeah.
Get me off the boat.

Still, you look beautiful, girl.

Ready to roll,
ladies and gentlemen.

No, I had a chat
with her last night.

Yeah.

You know how I do.

-The Mike and Eddy crew.
-[bleep] that.

[laughing]

I mean, I've been
waiting forever

for this Joao and
Ellie thing to end.

Now it's finally over,
so I'm thinking in my head like,

I can finally make
some moves with Ellie.

Mike is back out of retirement.

We're not messing about.

Mikey, you're with me, baby.

Betul, you're driving.

There's Joao looking sexy.

Honk if you're horny!

Honk, honk!

[bleep] it,
you're gonna roll it.

They're catching us!

Right, guys, here we are.

Honey, I'm home!

This is amazing, eh?

I just want to
get into the pool.

I need to get ready.

Vacation!

There's no mirror?

Where are the mirrors?

We've got booze for days.

Wings are good, aren't they?

Beautiful.

What?

Yeah, just to keep you going.
There you go.

Thank you.

[laughing]

Gentlemen.

How are you?

Can I stop just
one second there?

All I saw was the way you
were speaking to Daisy.

-Yeah, of course.
-And that, I mind.

Yeah, of course.

Let's have respect
for each other.

No, no, of course.

Oh, [bleep] off.

All right, here we go.

It was my pleasure.
Please ask again.

[screams]

Here we go.

Let me get the
sausages on the grill.

Alright, here we go.

[shouting]

Stop!

Margarita, half.

If you finish that,
I'll give you half of this.

-Okay.
-Because, phew.

All right, hold on.

I need a glass of red.

All righty-right right!

What's going on with you
and Joao at the moment?

Did you have a
little chat last night?

We did, yeah.
Last night we had a chat.

What was it about?

Basically, we just
said that, you know,

we're just having
fun for the season.

It's like four more
charters to go.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-We like each other.

Let's get to know each other.

Oh, Joao said he
likes you as well?

-Yeah.
-Oh, that's nice.

What did Joao say to you?

Joao said to me
he wasn't into Ellie.

Really?

Well, obviously, two
charters ago, you just joined.

I had a chat with Joao,
and Joao was like,

I've cut things off with
Ellie, and I'm like, all right.

Am I being played?

Am I being lied to?

Because going off the
conversation I had

with Joao last night,

I'm thinking
we're kind of in a good place.

You know, it just
makes no sense.

Okay.
Let's have a chat right now.

-So...
-Sorry to interrupt.

Can we talk for a second?

I'm sorry to interrupt
this conversation.

-No, 100%.
-Can I talk to you for a second?

Of course, of course, yeah.

It was Mike.
Eddy! Come here.

Oh, [bleep].

-Did you just say to me?
-Exactly what you said.

I said, look, maybe
you need to have a chat

because I'm not too
sure where things stand.

-That's what I said.
-Yes, okay.

And you said that
Joao told you today

that he cut things off
with me last night.

Yeah, because...

You've got a big night
tonight with Ellie.

No, I had a chat
with her last night.

Did you?

Cut things off is
not what I said.

I said that we'd had a chat.

You said to me that you
and Ellie weren't working out.

Working out is
not the right word.

I didn't
want an over-expectation.

You said to me, I'm not into
Ellie because I like Daisy.

Oh my God.

This is awful.

I'm going to go away.
This is awful.

I don't want to
be a part of this.

I never said cut things off.

Well, if you think you're right,
you're right then.

You see, this is
the ----ing sarcasm.

Mike doesn't know
what I said to Ellie.

It took so much effort
to spare her feelings

and to get us on
a path of friendship.

Mike has come in
and ----ed that all up

with one conversation
because he's jealous.

You're right then.

Have I done anything
wrong here? Sorry.

Are you all right?

Apparently he's into Daisy now.

I'm sorry that you
had to deal with that.

You know what? We're going
to use that for guests.

It's going to be so much better.

It's one dessert
we don't have to do.

Think about it.

One dessert we don't have to do.

It's going to be perfect.

It's such a good
cheesecake as well.

He doesn't even
deserve it, right?

[shouting]

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Everybody!

I know. I'm going to get out.

It's sh--ty. I'm going with
my fireball from upstairs.

Can I sit here?
Sorry, thank you.

Can we all just take two
to five minutes

to tidy the [bleep] up here?

Honestly, I've been packing
up in bin bags the entire time.

Nobody cleans
more than each other.

Can we stop this
----ing tit for tat?

There's some
people on this boat

definitely working
harder than others.

I feel like you should
sit down because you're

definitely working
the least out of everyone.

I want to let you know
that I recognize

that you're
working really hard.

Thank God you're being genuine.
I love that.

Listen, I think a few people
have had too much to drink.

That's actually
really out of order.

-Is it?
-Yeah.

That is really upsetting.

If somebody said that to me,
I would be really upset.

That's not okay.

You're being mean.

I'm not trying to be dramatic.

He wants to ----ing
bite me, bite me.

And then the second I react...

How do we move
forward from this?

You need, as a ----ing head
of the Department...

I need? I ----ing need?
I'm done with this.

Alesia, I have had this from
him and I've had this from you.

The two of you sort
this sh-- out together.

I am not doing this anymore.

You have a problem with him.
He has a problem with you.

I am done with this.
[bleep] this sh--. I am done.

The two of you
sort this sh-- out together.

[bleep] this sh--.
I am done.

Does anyone know
what's happened?

It's my job to run
a super yacht.

Nowhere on my
job description is

to mediate two
squabbling children.

And if they don't rein it in,
heads are gonna roll.

This is bullsh--.

Daisy, could you yell at me?

Let's go.

Let's just see what the
rest of the season brings.

I'm looking forward to it.

I just want to sleep.

Shizzle.

Hey, hey, hey.

No, you don't get it.

What do you mean?

You in bed?

Bed time, bed time.

Yeah, I'm crashing.

You okay?

Oh no, what's wrong?

Happy birthday, bro.

I'm sorry.

Okay, night.

Especially vodka.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Did you have a good night?

Morning.

Today is going to be the day

I ----ing lost my sh--
a few times.

Oh, did you?

Oh, ----ing Mike and
Alesia both came up to me.

They were like, what are
you going to do about this?

I ----ing went off.

I was like, do not come to
me and make this my problem.

I was really upset about it.

Don't engage in it.
We're here to work.

You're not able to do that?
Find another job.

Alesia and Mike are adults.

They need to learn to
work in these environments.

And this is part of
working on yachts.

If they cannot be
mature enough to resolve

their small squabbles
and conflicts,

well, maybe they have to go.

It's just toxic.
It's not fair to anyone else.

I get to a point,
if you don't want to

get to where we're
trying to go...

-Yeah.
-I'll make changes.

-Okay.
-Yeah. Thanks, Jason.

Are you going to come
on the catamaran with us?

No, I'm not.

You guys can have a good...
You don't need cappy around.

I might just get on the E-foil
and cruise around the island.

-That would be fun.
-It will be.

I am in my ----ing element.

I can't help it.
We're going to have a good time.

-Hello.
-Ugh.

Cheers.

All right, team.
Let's go.

Okay. Vamanos.

-Cat-a-what? Catamaran.
-Catamaran.

-Thank you.
-Hey, brother.

-Should we take a proper photo?
-Don't move.

-Yeah, that's good.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Vamanos.

You look like a sex icon.

Yay!

You see Jason?

-What did he say?
-Happy birthday.

Legend.

-Are we putting sails up?
-Yeah.

Take one of me dry first
and then you can get wet.

Hello, ladies. How are
you feeling after yesterday?

-Oh, I feel okay.
-Yeah.

I'm a little bit curious
about one thing, though.

-Uh-huh.
-Do you mind me flirting?

Do you like to have
a little bit of flirting?

It's not an issue. It's not
something that bothers me.

So you're giving me permission
to flirt with you, but...

So... Uh, sure.
Knock yourself out.

Look it, at the end of the day,

we get on well,
energies match,

we've got similar interests.

Me and Ellie could get up
with a little bit of mischief.

Who knows?

-But you are sexy.
-Oh.

I literally don't even
know what Mike's saying.

You need to stop
about the Mike thing.

Concentrate on you and Ellie.

You need to go and speak to her.

Yeah, you're right.

Good to see you.

What are you up to?
You having a good day?

Yeah, 100%.

I've been having a good day

every single day
since I got here.

Since you met me?

-Yeah, you're so funny.
-Oh, that's a great shot there.

You're gonna like it.

Look at this, guys.

So pretty.

Okay, tender.
Girls, you ready?

Thank you so much.

-All right, chaps.
-Beach bop, beach bop.

Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

Can we get frozen margaritas?

You okay?

Fine, I'm good, I'm good.
How are you doing?

Want to sit in the chair
with me? The swing chair?

Sure, I'll sit in
the chair with you.

Come here, lovely lady?

That's such a
nice bikini on you.

Thank you.

I want to see you
in your home comfort clothes,

like what
you'd wear at home.

Oh, I look hideous.

Yeah, but I want to see that.

I like to dress up
to where I'm going.

Yeah, and you can.

I just sit there
with a little smile on my head

and going, that'll change.

-I don't think it will change.
-No, no, no, no.

But things that you think now
will change as years go by.

Oh, my God,
I'm so excited for this.

Ooh, food's up.
Do you want some food?

-Yeah, I would love food.
-Come on then.

Come.

Uh, what does everybody
want, just normal margarita?

Strawberry, please!

I'll get the next round.

My friends,
I've missed you guys.

I missed you too, babes.

Can I sit here?

Yeah, how are you and
Eddy doing, all right?

-Oh, whatever.
-Huh?

-I'm trying.
-What do you mean you're trying?

Well...

It's definitely not a person
I would normally be with.

You're not going to grow a
moustache, are you or anything?

Like, they're not contagious.
A moustache is contagious.

Any time you want to come to
the master cabin, I'll be there.

I mean, I'm usually busy, but...

Oh, yeah?
Doing your own thing?

No, just watching TV
and stuff like that.

I expect nothing
in return, either.

Just maybe a couple of cheeky
laughs here and there, you know?

Just go over.

You're making it so
difficult to speak to her.

I think you should go over.

-I think now is--
-[bleep]

I don't know if Joao
has feelings for me or not,

but it does suck.

Rejection does suck.

She's embarrassed, she's hurt,

and so I do feel
sorry for Ellie.

Ellie, can we chat?

Oh, God.

You okay?

And I am.
I just want us all to enjoy.

Please talk.
Please?

The reason why I
got so hurt yesterday

and why I felt stupid...

is because I was planning
a birthday surprise for you.

I baked you a cake.

I woke up two hours before work.

I got up two hours early
on my own time

to bake your birthday cake,

your favorite
cake that you mentioned.

Like, make your day special,
make you feel incredible.

And then what I get is, like,

he doesn't want anything
to do with you.

He said he cut
things off with you.

-So that's what hurts me.
-I'm sorry.

I never asked you
for a relationship, Joao.

-I know that.
-I never forced you to anything.

That's why I spoke
to you that night.

I feel like I don't want
to complicate anything.

And I don't want that
to ruin what we've got.

-Okay.
-Does that make sense?

Am I...?

Uh... sort of.

I'm upset about what Mike said.

He used those words
against me, all right?

I have not said I want
nothing to do with you.

-I promise.
-Okay. Okay.

Thank you for saying that.

So how do I proceed with this?

-Have fun with me.
-I don't want to...

-Enjoy.
-I don't want to...

And just be you.

There's nothing more to it.
I promise.

Okay.

I know I need to
break it off with Ellie.

But today is the
only day we get off.

I want everyone to have fun.

So for the time being,

I'm going to tell Ellie
what she wants to hear.

And I'll have to
figure it out later.

Oh, we do look good.

Watching it from a distance,

how does Joao stand
upright without a spine?

I don't understand.

Good times.

It's a bit of a
misunderstanding.

We're just, you know,
getting to know each other.

And we're going to spend
some time together

for the rest of the season
and see how it goes from there.

Yeah.
No pressure.

Yeah.

Do you think we should
go to the boat together?

Do you like boats?

Okay, let's go.

I want to swim back.

Can we swim back?

You're the best.

Thank you so much.

Whatever you say.

That's cute.

-Hey.
-Hello.

-Do you want the gos?
-Yeah.

Time to get ready
for my hot date.

I am intrigued
to see how it unfolds.

Oh, me too.

Not that I like gossip.

Eddy, Eddy, Eddy.

He's so cute.

Look at you.

You look lovely.

Be safe.

[chuckles]

Have a beautiful evening.

Thanks, Mikey.

-Oh.
-Oh, you're so sweet.

Yeah, you like that.

How nice is that for you then?

You're so cute.
I love it.

I like this.
This is really you.

Oh, thank you.

-This old thing.
-This old thing.

I'm going to get the binoculars.

-Daisy.
-Yeah?

-Good evening.
-Hello.

-Good evening.
-Thank you very much.

I love a good glass of
wine, like with dinners.

I quite like Merlot.

-You fancy merlot?
-Looks fine. Thank you.

Are they holding hands?

A bit of romance is good.

-Are you there?
-Are they watching?

[chuckling]

He's looking at us.

There isn't a thing
I could sit there,

someone said, what do
you dislike about Jenna?

There's no faults when it
comes to Jenna whatsoever.

-Is that true?
-Yeah.

There's that little
bit of fun inside,

the Jenna laugh
is what I call it.

Everybody used to call
me SpongeBob in school

because I used to
laugh like SpongeBob.

I was just called Highballs
at school because...

-Highballs.
-Yeah.

Because my balls just
didn't drop for ages.

Good to know.
They've dropped?

Yes, they have.
I can assure you on that one.

That's cute.

So how's my little
galley warrior?

-You good?
-Yeah. I'm great.

I'm great.

I had a conversation
with Joao on the beach.

It might have been
misinterpreted.

Maybe he didn't
express himself well,

but we're good now.

-Bring this out, right?
-Yeah. So we can finish it.

-Cool. You want to do it?
-Yep.

Thank you.

Start with half of that.
That's it. That's it.

Do you want like a swirl or...

I want it kind of flat
and I wanted

to, like, write
"happy birthday" on it.

Yeah.

Icing will just kind
of run down the peaks.

And skip the happy birthday.

All right. Here you go.

Looks really professional.
Well done.

Thank you.

-Stick it back in the fridge.
-I love it.

What would be like a
fun date you'd like to do?

Like mini golf's a classic.

Oh, [bleep], mini golf.

I'd take you to the zoo as well.
I love the zoo.

-You like the zoo?
-Yeah. I like animals.

Tiger's my favorite.

If I had to choose
between Ben and Eddy

and the lifestyle I wish
for my future to look like,

Eddy wants to backpack,
but I don't even own a backpack.

I own clutches.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.

But with Ben,
it's like he's more refined.

and likes
the finer things in life

and I don't have
to feel guilty for that.

I genuinely actually
got to see if I got

enough money
from last night.

But then again, my previous
boyfriend was just like him.

And I have nothing
to show for it.

Eddy is the safe bet.

How much have you got there?

Give me that one.

And that's a nice tip there.

-Thank you, darling.
-Come on, then.

I have had a lovely,
lovely evening.

Um, shoes off.

Just realized that.
Bad boy, Eddy.

I might quickly
pop in the shower.

Go.

Girls, you know how it goes.

-What's up, bud?
-Hey, dawg.

-How are you?
-Good, good.

Yeah, I like the jumper.
I like these stripes, man.

-Thank you man.
-Yeah, yeah.

How nice does she look, though?

-I love it.
-Look at that.

Mikey?

Oh, look at her!

How was it?

You know, he's such a
gentleman and he's so cute,

but it's like nothing
I would normally go for.

What did you talk about?

-He did most of the talking.
-Really?

Did you have a good date?

I didn't know you
guys went on a date.

-I'm so happy for you.
-It was lovely.

It's just nice getting
to have that stick.

You good there?

Dude.

Want a drink or what?

No, I'm all right for now.

Oh, so you're
going to be a booze?

She didn't get
the message, did she?

Yeah, I just said
the message wrong, I guess.

Okay, so what are we up against?

-A kiss, that's it, right?
-Yeah.

You kissed her,
it's not that big a deal.

She wanted more, you know.

I know, I know she does, yeah.
You'll be fine.

Code red.

It's eerily quiet.
Should we go outside?

Yeah, I was literally about to
say, do you want to go outside?

You read my mind,
yeah, I'm going outside.

You can lead the way.

You just want to look at
my ass when I walk up.

[chuckles]

Cake time!

Woken up with bruises
all over my body.

Oh, [bleep], I'm sorry.

It's okay, but I look
like a Dalmatian.

It's all right.
It's actually my favorite dog.

[laughing]

Right, I need to go
to get my cake stand.

It's nice to be outside.

I never do this.
I never get out of here.

You can actually breathe
in fresh air.

Yeah.

Has Joao said anything...

Yeah, no, I think he wants to
put an end to it, to be honest.

Okay, God damn!

That looks pretty nice.

She's tenacious, apparently.

-Oh!
-Hello.

How do I get there?

Uh, straight through
the main salon.

Okay.

-You hungry?
-Yeah.

Let me grill that.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Should we watch it from here?
-You want to?

Joao? I need your help!

Thank you so much.

-Cake.
-Cake.

-Yeah.
-I love it.

Shh...

It's my very first lemon
meringue cheesecake.

Yeah?
It looks delicious.

I've been working on it for
what feels like three days.

[laughing]

Thank you.

Gonna get back a little bit.

-Happy birthday!
-Thank you. Thanks a lot.

-I appreciate it.
-Yeah.

Right.
How's your day been?

Good.
Let's see how this tastes.

Okay.
The moment of truth.

-Is it okay?
-Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Those bastards,
they're eating my cake.

[bleep]

Bloody good. Mmm.

How do you feel? Good?

-I feel good.
-Mmm.

Look at the body language.

She's very open,
but he's very closed off. See?

He's got his arms, and
his knees, and everything up.

Everybody wants to tear us
apart for whatever reason.

It hasn't really even
been coming from us.

It's been coming from
like all these other people.

Yeah, but it's also...

I've played into that as well,
I'm not going to lie.

I just want to be
honest with you.

The truth is, like, I
am attracted to you,

but I didn't mean to mislead you
if that's how you felt

it was very misleading.

That is how I felt.

I thought we were
sorting things out.

I thought we were on a mutual
ground where we can be friends.

I thought we were on a mutual
ground where we can be friends.

I really regret not being
more stern about what I said.

I thought I was.

But you weren't,
because the entire time

you've been saying that you
want to be respectful,

-you want to get to know me.
-Yes, I do.

You want to continue
getting to know me.

Continue getting
to know you, yes.

It doesn't mean to be with you.

I apologize and I'm trying
to fix what I've wronged.

And I'd like to find a way

for us to still be friends
and move forward.

Right.

-You explained your stance.
-Yeah.

Thank you for that.

We're moving on in
a professional manner.

-Okay.
-We're co-workers.

-Yes.
-And that's it.

I don't want a friendship.

I don't want chit-chats.

I don't want hugs.
I don't want anything.

-Okay.
-We're co-workers and that's it.

By all means, enjoy the cake.
I put in a lot of effort.

And... Yeah.

That's that.

[sighs]

I don't want to hurt anyone.

It's not fair.

Can we...

Do you mind if we
come down and have...

-Like, talk to you?
-Yeah. All good.

-All right.
-Thanks, buddy.

Got you, man.

If you... If you open about
things right from the start,

you're going to save
a lot of hurt later on.

Sorry.
[bleep]

It's such a stupid thing.

Ugh...

[sighs]
[bleep]

Okay, I've got a curry.

-Oh, no. Okay.
-Yeah. You do that.

It's a nice lemon meringue
cheesecake if you guys want.

Yeah. We came to fetch.

I didn't know what
kind of cake it was.

I was just hoping to try it.

Here we go.

Okay.
I have this, this, this, this.

Oh, ----ing hell.
Look at it.

That's a ----ing nice cake?
I'm going to tell you.

-What's her mood like?
-Very much against me.

Let's just check
this out, shall we?

I'll be the judge of that.

Okay.

It's promising.

This is a ----ing good cake.

How could you turn that away?

Oh, right.
I'm going to go inside.

You're not going to
have another slice, mate?

No, I've got my last bite.

Happy birthday, Joao.

Thanks.

Oh, that feels nice.

I did physics.

I did physics, too,
I love physics.

-Shut up.
-Yeah.

Yeah, I was a bit like
that too, yeah.

Trying to get to know
Eddy a little more today.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

I just want to know
what I'm up against.

Well then, what do
you think of Eddy?

What do you think of him?

I believe he's moving too fast.

That's what I thought.

I haven't kiss him yet, but...

I'm tired.

I'll take the side dishes.
Here we go.

To be re-adjourned.

Yeah, 100%.
I'd like that.

So would I.

Good night, see
you in the morning.

Take care.

[kissing]