All language subtitles for the.durrells.s03e07.dvdrip.x264-ouija

(SIZZLING)

Ugh.

Idiot vegetarians.

What's wrong with
a mouthful of dead flesh?

Why don't you just
give Gerry some raw vegetables?

- That'll cure him.
- He needs protein to grow.

Any news from Daphne? Where is she?

Yes, she's in Athens, while she can
still get her belly on a ferry.

I give you, Henry Miller,
America's greatest living writer.

You met in London.

Henry.

Nice to see you with your clothes on.

Louisa.

So this book of yours,
The Tropic of Cancer,

must be really filthy if you can
only publish it in Paris.

Well, America is a carnival of prudes.

- Hmm.
- A carnival of prunes?

- (CHUCKLES)
- We do need a standard of decency.

Why? What are you scared of?

Spiders and incontinence.

I'm a policeman,
we're scared of nothing.

Except not getting our man.

You're so conservative and apathetic.

Greece's government
is more fascistic by the day.

Our freedoms are under attack.

You're only saying
that because Henry's here.

Normally he only talks about
food and girls.

(ALL LAUGHING)

LOUISA: Yes. Moving on.
Has anyone seen Spiros?

No. He must be so sad
without his wife and children.

I've heard he's stopped working.

I really miss him.

At least it seems he's staying on Corfu.

(GOAT BLEATING)

So this guy erm, Spiros, could he
and your Mom have a future together?

We don't allow ourselves
to think about that.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Thanks, Louisa. It was quite the feast.

I'm gonna grab a moonlight swim.

He didn't take his swimming costume.

Henry swims naked.

And usually writes naked.

He likes to be naked.

I may join him.

And leave you all to be... Mimsy.

You know Larry you may feel "radical",
but we are a respectable family

living in a nice, conservative country.

- Well...
- And if anything embarrassing happens,

I will hold you personally responsible.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(HEN CLUCKING)

Is your family friend Sven Lundblad?

Yes. What about him?

I hear they want to arrest
him and his... Man friend.

Oh, no! Why?

Well. Neighbours complained.

They are homosexual.

Not the neighbours

They're not hurting anyone.

The Superintendent
has orders from the government.

Do you ever think about...
A man?

No.

Ah.

Still seems like
a mad thing to want to do.

Mmm.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Now which word is sexier,
lubricious or tumid?

Think I'll go with whore-mongering.

(TYPING)

Thank you for keeping
Henry at a safe distance.

Well I don't want to kill Lugaretzia...

At least not in that way.

(EXHALES)

MARGO: Gerry. Lunch.

Your rabbit food is in the kitchen.

It's actually a rather
flavoursome fricassee.

He's gone.

There's too much cooking.

How can we stop Gerry
being a vegetarian?

Make him cook his own food.

Now that is a brilliant idea.

Ah, Leslie.
There's lunch indoors darling.

Thanks.

There's a worrying
rumour down at the station.

Government outlawing
reading and thinking?

- And farting.
- Oh, for God's sake.

They've got their eye on Sven and Viggo.

What?

(SIGHS) They've been seen together.

Well tell your colleagues that sexuality
is a buffet, not a set menu.

Yeah I'm not gonna say that
to a bunch of Greek coppers am I?

Oh, why not?

(EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE)

(GOAT BLEATING)

LARRY: Sven!

Lawrence Durrell, it's a rare pleasure.

I've been told I can be rather annoying,
so I ration my public appearances.

How are the goats?

Oh, they're goaty.

Hmm. Ask a silly question

Look, I hate this but,

Constable Leslie,
Corfu's finest, says...

You and Viggo are under scrutiny.

Thank you.

I was waiting for this.

What are you going to do?

I'll send Viggo away for a while.

- And you?
- Huh.

- Well, I have dependents.
- Oh, we can look after the goats.

How hard can it be?
Feed them some grass, the odd pep talk.

No I'm staying.

This fascist regime,
they can go to hell.

Good man.

Let's be hopeful.

You know Greece, the talking runs

way ahead of the doing.

(EXCLAIMS) I hope Spiros
doesn't mind us visiting.

We should have brought him some honey.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

We just called to say hello.

(LOCK UNLATCHING)

Hello.

Come back when my house looks better.

We've never been here, it's exciting.

No!

Ah...

Well...

I'll start washing up.

- Ugh.
- Please don't.

(UTENSILS CLATTERING)

We were worried about you Spiros.

Have you heard from your wife?

No.

MARGO: Did something die in here?

This is as bad as our house
when Mother went away.

Like you I'm used to being looked after.

So you're not working.

My car is broken.
Brakes and I can't afford to fix them.

I'll lend you the money.

- No.
- Yes! You've helped us so much!

You don't have money either.

No, but we do have a bank loan
until my Aunt's legacy arrives.

Um, I don't know if you want
this photograph of your wife

and children up?

Good.

It's already looking tidier.

LESLIE: Really, really bad smell.

It stinks. (CHUCKLES)

Anyway it turns out the policeman
was using his truncheon to make

- the holes in the cheese.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

That's a good one, isn't it?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING GREEK)

(SPEAKING GREEK)

(IN ENGLISH) We may not like it,
but I have orders to make a stand

against decadence.

If you want to keep your job here,
you will go and arrest Sven Lundblad.

Now.

He's getting nearer.

Mmm.

You sort of get used to it
after a while.

No, I still find it quite unsettling.

Well, good.

LARRY: Henry and I need books,
on the law and history

of radicalism,
and how to combat fascism.

I'm afraid that's not
a strong area for me in literature.

Yes, I know, the Countess
you worked for,

I need to use her library.

You can't. She's had a relapse,
she's a recluse again.

I want to borrow her books,
not take her to a barn dance.

She's mentally fragile,
she won't have anyone in her house.

Anyway if this is about Sven,
who'd arrest him, he's so nice.

I can't do this.

Will you?

No. People laugh when
I try to arrest them. It is my face.

(SIGHS)

(EXHALES)

Sven, I'm afraid you and Viggo
need to come with us, to the station.

The police station.

Just to be clear.

Et tu, Leslie?

If that's a Swedish swear word,
I forgive you

under the circumstances.

Viggo has already left the country.

We're happy to wait
while you gather anything you need.

I'll do everything I can to make
your stay a comfortable one!

Go on, surprise me by drying up.

Oh, Gerry!

We need a chat.

- Oh God.
- About you being vegetarian.

You planning to join me?

No. I'm not making
two meals any more so after

tomorrow you'll have to cook your own.

- What?
- And you need nutrition,

so two proper cooked meals,
supper and lunch.

Look at the meatballs, your favourite.

As enjoyed by billions
of people with no ill effects.

- LARRY: You should have made a stand.
- What'd you expect me to do?

Walk away from a job that I love?

How can you love a job that involves
you arresting Sven just because

- he's attracted to another man?
- Oh, Leslie.

It was an order!

I've no doubt justice
will be done, and he'll be released.

Well I do have doubts, and principles
I live by, and "I'm just obeying orders"

- isn't one of them.
- It's illegal!

You live here! Get the law changed!

Yes, I heard about poor Sven.

Homosexuality has always
been taboo here but tolerated.

This is new territory.

So what will happen?

They may cloak his so-called offence
in a charge such as gross indecency.

Oh, tell Gerry I'm incubating
a new batch of parasitic copepods!

I'm sorry.
It's not just Sven, it's Spiros.

Since his wife took his children
away he's barely left his house.

It's like wolves have moved in.

- I can imagine.
- And of course he's too proud

to ask for help.

- What can I do?
- Well, family is at the heart

of life here, so if we could enlist
a relative of his to keep an eye on him.

His Uncle Leonidas is a wise old bird.

He works at the town hall.

Go and have a word with him.

Thank you, Theo.

I'm sorry I don't share
your enthusiasm for your coaty-pegs.

(LAUGHS) Copepods, yes.

You're not alone.

I'm a big embarrassment to my parents.

So the two men on the island
you love the most need rescuing.

Thank you so much for meeting me.

I wouldn't usually get involved,
but we've never seen Spiros like this.

Thank you for your worry, Mrs Durrells.

It's one of my specialities.

To bring order and good cheer
I will perhaps er, move in

- with him for a while.
- Oh, perfect.

Would your wife be happy with that?

Yes, she will be happy.

If she notices I have gone.

I probably shouldn't ask
but do you think

his wife will come back?

I don't know. I hope.

Gosh, me too.

(EXCLAIMS)

No, really.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

- Oh, hello.
- Mrs Durrells.

Spiros.

I apologise, for a, when you visited,
for being a, what is it?

A bear with forehead.

A bear with a sore head.

Yes that makes more sense.

Please.

Look at us, sitting at a bar
in the middle of the day.

Good, isn't it?

You know I wouldn't do this
with anyone else but you.

Thank you.

I'm going to say a bad thing.

Well go on then.

When you're here with me,
I miss my children more than my wife.

I insist you let us see Mr Lundblad.

Out of the question.

Well just explain why he's in a cell.

He is suspected of immoral behaviour.

Define "immoral behaviour".

- I cannot.
- Hah!

You do it. In Greek.

Uh...

Oh come on man, why are you doing this?

He's lived here for years.
His goats are magnificent.

SUPERINTENDENT: My superiors want
to see disreputable acts punished.

Hey Les, (SNAPS FINGERS)
Get us in to see our man.

(SIGHS)

Please.

LOUISA: If it's any consolation,
this is no worse

than Spiros's accommodation.

LARRY: How did you get in?

We've been scrapping it
out for half an hour.

Sometimes you get better results
by arriving politely,

and well with a picnic.

Hmm, did the suffragettes
win the vote by having a picnic?

Hello.

Oh sorry, Sven, hello.

Did they chain themselves to things?

Yes. And threw themselves
in front of the King's horse,

and went on hunger strike.

Oh well, start tomorrow.

- This is serious.
- Yes, I know it is!

Please, very grateful but, no big fuss.

I just want to keep on living here,
as a goat farmer,

not as a cause c�lebre.

I'm afraid this isn't just about you.

Oh. Who is it about? You?
Proving what a zealot you are?

No it's about making a stand
against bigotry and prejudice and...

Hey, hey, hey, cool it bud.
Let's er, let's all have a scone.

Er, they're actually for me.

As I'm in sort of a prison cell.

- Ah.
- Oh yeah.

Poor Sven.

Why do people get so
het up about homosexuality?

We love to be offended.

It's one of the ignoble pleasures.

If people knew how common it is.
At school, we all did it.

Did you?

Well it was that or geography prep.

It's all in my novels.

I thought you made that up.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Good evening, Louisa.

Basil. Well, what the hell
are you doing here?

Ah. Last minute whim.

Just a hop and a skip
from Lytchett Minster.

Well, cab, train, ferry, train,

train, train, bus, ferry, cart.

Well I suppose you'd better come in.

You met Larry
and Henry Miller in London.

Oh, yes indeed.

I've looked you up since.

You write hugely dirty books.

Basil is my second cousin.

He's dealing with Aunt Hermione's will.

Where there's a will there's a wage.

- Mmm.
- Did I do that one last time?

Yes you did. Oh God, there's not
a problem with the estate is there?

No, just a few loose ends.

Like a beginner's cardigan.

Might I stay for a few days?

Yes of course. Please!

You'll forgive us if we're a bit glum.

A friend of ours been arrested.

Oh dear. What for?

Scrumping? Ate a swan? Smoked in church?

He's queer.

Righteo.

There's no legal basis for jailing him.

It's all tilting at windmills.

We need to get hold of law books
from the Countess's library.

Well don't do anything crazy.

(WINDOW SHUTTER OPENING)

"No one may suffer for his beliefs,
even religious ones, provided

"their manifestation does not
trouble the public order."

Bravo, you Frenchies.

(DOOR CREAKING)

Stop!

(ROOSTER CROWING)

(SIZZLING)

Had a tour of the garden.

Or should I say the zoo!

They're not native to Corfu are they?

No, he's from Central America.

(IN BAD MEXICAN ACCENT)
Hello. Pleased to meet you.

Oh, good, rapport established.

(SPEAKING GREEK)

(STAMMERS) Let me
take care of that, Sir.

To make up for you having to deal
with my family yesterday.

- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- LOUISA: Spiros.

- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- Uncle Leonidas.

(FLIES BUZZING)

Is everything all right?

- (GROANS)
- God in heaven.

(BOTH SLURRING IN GREEK)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Mrs Durrells!

We are taking it easy today.

I wouldn't say you've brought
order to the house.

No, but I've remembered
how to have a good time.

(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)

(SPEAKING GREEK)

Could I just have a...

It's none of my business but I really
think you should ask

your Uncle to leave.

But I hear it was you
who asked him to come.

Yes, all right.
Because I care about you.

LEONIDAS: (EXCLAIMING) Have a beer!

I don't want a beer!

Get back to the town hall!

My wife...
She's right.

- I'm selfish.
- No! No!

Without you we wouldn't have survived
a week on this wonderful island.

Why did I help you?

Selfish, again.

Because I love you.

All of you.

Oh.

Well...

Perhaps because your family
get things wrong too, like me.

Well my family and I
are going to help you become

the old Spiros again,
whether you like it or not.

In between sorting out
all our other problems.

LESLIE: Did you see the intruder's face?

No, I did not.

Oh, dear.

Well he's a silly boy, that's who he is.

With a slightly peculiar line in swag.

Think nothing more of it.

You must be very distressed.

No, it rather perked me up.

Oh.

"Perked. Me. Up."

Well, I'll be on my way.

You might want to put sturdier
locks on those windows.

Or, my advice, get rid of the books
and use the room for ping-pong.

I know who did it, of course.

- Oh?
- Your brother Lawrence.

You may write that down.

(SIGHS)

If you had been here you may have
had better luck shooting him.

(CHUCKLES)

Yes.

Well rest assured your complaints
will be taken very seriously.

(UTENSILS CLATTERING)

Delicious cooking, Gerry.

Could you cook for me tomorrow?

What? No!

How do you get that lovely crisping?

Well, interestingly I...

Anyway, we need to talk about
how we can get Sven released.

Yeah. And I don't want any more
criticism about arresting Sven.

I helped an old woman
today find her cat.

I don't hear any of you
congratulating me on that.

- Great work
- Well done.

- Super.
- Thank you.

Basil, you're a lawyer,
surely you can help.

You'd think, but my field
is wills and probate.

For example, I'd be hugely
helpful if Sven dies in custody.

So Bas, remind us why you're here.

(LAUGHS)

(HESITATINGLY) Yeah, well, you know.

No.

Aunt Hermione spoke
so glowingly about Corfu.

Yeah.

The fireflies, the... The people,
the... Traditional headscarves.

How could I not visit?

(GASPS)

- Louisa.
- You need to tell me what's going on.

Gosh, in a sense who knows...

No, stop that.

There maybe a sliver of a problem
with your legacy.

And what might that problem be?

The value may be less than you hoped.

I hate to sound greedy but why
aren't you in England

ensuring that it isn't less?

And be eviscerated by
your cousin Prue if it's bad news?

I'd rather be by
a beach a thousand miles away. (LAUGHS)

It's out of my hands.

I'm awaiting a telegram
from the banker boffins.

Meanwhile, let's eat, drink
and be merry-ish, shall we?

Oh, the postman left you a telegram.

Ah.

I am here to join the Legal Team.

Oh, I feel overdressed.

LUGARETZIA: I cannot do a friendly face.

Roger.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(FLIES BUZZING)

Gerry. Lugaretzia.

- Roger.
- (WHIMPERS)

Hello, Spiros.

(SPEAKING GREEK)

(SIGHS)

(FLIES CONTINUE BUZZING)

He cook. I clean.

We were disorganised last time.

Now we know what we're doing.

Let's hope Leslie doesn't
arrest you for wearing his funeral suit.

I feel like a lawyer.
Half shark, half weasel.

Don't tell Gerry, or he'll want one.

Before we rush into the police station
I should talk you through

Greek psychology
as regards homosexuality.

Do it on the way.

Or we'll turn up
and find they've knocked off for a beer.

HENRY: Shouldn't he come too?
He's the only one of us who is actually

a lawyer.

We are here to formally challenge
the detention of Sven Lundblad.

Who is held on these premises
without legally valid charge.

In contravention of International Law.

We're smelling bullshit.

BASIL: Absolutely.

And I speak as a qualified solicitor.

I'm sorry, I've left
my business card in my long trousers.

You are flouting the doctrine
of habeas corpus, as enshrined here!

Let the alleged fruit go,
he's a great guy

and we'll say nothing more about it.

Hmph.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

I seem to have left my key at home.

(CHAINS RATTLING)

One day, when the world has grown up
a little, you'll think of what you did

to people like Sven, and anyone
who's different,

and it'll be you who's embarrassed.

Well, you tried.

The chains were a nice idea.

Wouldn't they have
just left you there for the night?

I've never been
more embarrassed in my life.

I'm er, I'm sorry to add more
drama to a busy day

but I've had word from
the relevant, um, moneybags

about Aunt Hermione's financial affairs.

Oh God, it's like Agatha Christie.

When she died
her wealth was considerable.

Were it not for my investment
on her behalf in a syndicate

of Lloyds of London who insured
the Crystal Palace

which burnt down last December.

Who'd have thought metal
and glass could burn that fiercely?

And expensively.

So I'm afraid
Auntie's money is all lost.

I do apologise.

(EXCLAIMS)

How will we pay our debts?

That's capitalism for you.

Oh, shut up.

The blissful ignorance of youth.

He doesn't know he's born.

What is wrong?

Money, Lugaretzia, as ever.

And Sven mouldering away in prison.

Oh, God, I must feed his goats.

Well it's a new day.

One of us is looking lovely.

(CLEARS THROAT)

After your son's lunatic behaviour
yesterday, you cannot see Sven Lundblad.

I don't want to see him,
I want to see you.

To tell you the truth about Sven.

I'm not sure if you're aware,
but Sven and I were very nearly married.

And you did not marry because
you find he is a homosexual.

No. No I did not find that.

Throughout our relationship Sven was,
hmm, how can I put this,

very physical.

In bed.

Yes I understand.

Hands all over me, like
a swash-buckling octopus.

So why did you not marry him?

Because he's a goatherd.

I'm not proud to say that when
the moment came, the English snob

in me couldn't go through with it.

And he's Swedish, of course,
I'd always prefer a Greek man.

- That's understandable.
- Well, yes, it is isn't it?

(EXHALES)

I don't like that we have
to arrest people for this.

But I'm obeying orders.

Although, you do seem to me
like a man who makes his own decisions.

Perhaps we could test it?

Over a drink.

Very well, I can report that allegations
of homosexuality are unfounded.

And I will release Sven.

(EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS)

(SPEAKING GREEK)

- (MAN SPEAKING GREEK)
- Hello.

(SPEAKING GREEK)

What's the news of
the Countess Mavrodaki

and the stolen books?

Oh, oh yes, she didn't see the thief.

She said she did.

Yeah, but not his face.

She may have made the whole thing up.

Lonely old woman, fancies a visit
from a handsome policeman, hmm?

I mean, who'd want
to steal old law books?

Wait.

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

(SIGHS)

Right

I'll have the key brought from
my house when you let Sven go.

Can I help my friend?

Well that's obviously not
quite how I planned this.

(GRUNTING)

Yeah well I think I've made my point!

- (GUNSHOT)
- (SCREAMS)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Morning, Spiros. It's my shift.

I've come because Mother
said you need cheering up.

So all the more reason
to share my philosophy of

life with you.

It means a lot to me that you did that.

Thank you.

Well, clearly I need to work
on my grand gestures.

How come you're out?

Apparently I'm cured.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Spiros.

Happen to be passing by.

Where are you going, Spiros?

For a drive.

I hear you've released Sven.

Thank you.

And your brother Larry was here again.

Oh, why?

Guilty conscience about stealing
the books from the Villa Mavrodaki.

Hah! Family.

Your brother stole the books?

- No.
- No.

You know how serious it is
if a policeman tries to bury a crime?

- Yes.
- So let me give you another chance.

Did your brother commit a theft?

No he didn't.

Then you know what will happen.

Yes. And I'm resigning.

Do you want to hold Frank?

No, thank you.

Oh, Leslie.

I'm so sorry. I know you loved that job.

I'm very proud of you.

And really glad
I won't have to visit Larry in a cell.

And by the way, if the Superintendent
calls to ask me for a drink,

I've moved to Albania.

I've made a terrible mistake.

- No you haven't.
- I have.

- And I keep making them.
- No. Well yes, but not this time.

(SIGHS)

Thanks, Leslie.

It's fine.

I'm very grateful.

This whole thing
has all been about men loving men.

And I'm trying to say that,

well you're wrong about most things

but I love you too.
Though not in that way.

And not all the time.

(CHUCKLES)

Ah, some good news.
It's been pointed out to me,

by your Cousin Prue who has a...
(CHUCKLES)

I've interrupted something, haven't I?

Anyway, blunder on.

She points out that a specific...

Um, specific bequests made by
your Aunt are not subject to reclaim

by indebted parties,
so these items left to you are yours.

"One shed with lawn-mower,
a beach hut in Lyme Regis,

"two boxes of coronation mugs."

I won't go on but you could sell
all this and pay off your debts.

So you're back to square one!

Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

(SIGHS)

Well, maybe it's not so bad.

Sven can live his life with Viggo.

If they don't mind skulking around.

Well, yes.

Gerry's lost his battle with meatballs.

You and Leslie are talking again
and do you know what, I'm pleased

you're not a policeman any more.

- Me too.
- Horrible job.

- LARRY: Mmm.
- Well you won't be saying that

if we're ever burgled.

So there's just the five of us,
unburdened by money...

What's Henry's phrase?

"I have no money,
no resources, no hopes.

"I am the happiest man alive."

Mmm.

Hello.

Hello.

I thought you might be here
because Athens is over there.

No, it's over there.

Can you see it?

No.

It's 300 miles away,

you have to use your imagination.

I hope you fixed your brakes.

Hmm, not yet.

Let's live dangerously.

(CHUCKLES)

Thank you for sending me
your team of helpers.

Did it help?

Yes. It drove me out of the house.

Hmph.

Is it time I stop moping?

Yes.

It's my turn to be selfish.
I feel lost without you.

Well,

I'm back.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)