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The Bible says a lot
about love.
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"Love thy neighbor."
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"For God so loved the world."
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In First Corinthians, it
says, "Love is patient,
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love is kind."
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But what does it mean
to truly love someone?
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You see, Jesus showed us...
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You see that?
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No. But keep talking.
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Why?
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'Cause I'm trying
to unwrap a candy,
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and I don't want
anybody to hear.
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How come she gets candy?
I want candy.
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How come you're
not shushing them?
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Shh! Shh.
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Sometimes love is about
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the little things. A smile.
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Asking about their day.
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Writing an encouraging note.
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See? He's talking about Robin.
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Who is Robin?
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Pastor Jeff's girlfriend.
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Mom set them up,
and now she thinks she's cool.
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Shh. But I did set them up.
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- Cool.
- So, let's see
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what Jesus has
to say about that.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 03 Episode 09
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Title: "Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken
and Holy Matrimony"
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Thanks for coming. Pastor Jeff,
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do chickens go to heaven?
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Well, the Bible doesn't say much
about the souls of animals,
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but I like to believe that God
loves all his creatures. Why?
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My dad wants to eat Matilda.
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It's not as bad as it sounds.
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She stopped laying eggs,
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so it's off with her head
and into the fryer.
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Well, I will pray
for her little chicken soul.
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Just pray she's juicy.
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Hello, Coopers. Nice to see you,
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as always. Lovely sermon today.
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I wouldn't know. I couldn't hear
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over all the candy wrappers
and gossip.
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That's enough. Move along. Actually,
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Mary, can I speak to you
for a sec?
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Sure. Um, I'll be right there.
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Yeah, make it quick. I
don't want to miss kickoff.
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Church andfootball?
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At least 60 Minutes
is on tonight.
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Everything okay?
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Everything's wonderful.
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We're trying to keep
this quiet, but...
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We have decided to get married.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, my gosh.
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And we were hoping that you
could help us plan the wedding.
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Oh, my gosh!
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I did it again. I'm sorry.
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Um, I would be honored.
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Oh.
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Just something
small and simple.
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So, when were you thinking?
Uh, spring, summer?
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- Next Sunday.
- Uh, oh.
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That is soon.
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Uh, you're not...?
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No.
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Because we haven't,
you know...
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But we would like to.
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But we can't 'cause
I'm a pastor.
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But we can
once we're married.
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So Sunday it is.
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Okay. Or maybe Saturday.
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Ooh, Saturday.
Even better.
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I cannot wait.
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Me, either.
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Still here.
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Hmm.
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George,
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you will not believe
what I get to do.
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What's that?
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Plan Pastor Jeff's wedding.
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Oh, isn't that nice.
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Oh, it's gonna be
a lot of work.
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They want this done
by next weekend.
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What, he knock her up?
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Been there.
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No. He is a man of God.
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He cannot have
a physical relationship
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outside holy matrimony.
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Oh, so that'sthe rush.
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Well, yes,
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but they also seem
very much in love.
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Love is great.
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Anyway, I am gonna
be extra busy,
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so I'm gonna need you
to pick up the slack
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around here.
You know?
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The kids.
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Making meals.
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Sounds good.
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Wait, what?
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I need you to help out.
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So, Pastor Jeff
wants to get lucky,
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and I pay the price?
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I am asking you to take
care of your children.
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And I'm asking you,
why can't your mother do it?
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George.
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Fine.
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That has to be
the play of the game,
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maybe even the season!
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And I can't believe
what I just saw.
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Your dad can't
eat Matilda.
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Sure, he can.
He eats everything.
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Billy, you've raised her
from a chick.
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She's like your child.
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You wouldn't let somebody
eat your child.
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Does my child
taste like chicken?
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Billy!
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Missy!
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Many inventions
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changed people's lives
for the better:
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the light bulb,
the polio vaccine,
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and one that doesn't get
enough credit,
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the home video cassette
recorder.
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It didn't help keep people
out of wheelchairs,
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but it did keep me
from missingStar Trek.
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Captain's log, stardate 44307.3.
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I am preparing to leave
by shuttlecraft...
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♪ Some people stand ♪
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♪ In the darkness,
afraid to step... ♪
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♪ Don't you worry... ♪
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No.
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No.
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♪ I'll be ready ♪
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Georgie!
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Georgie, why are there
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bathing suit ladies
where Captain Picard should be?
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Georgie!
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He's not home.
What's going on?
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Georgie taped over Star
Trek: The Next Generation.
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So? Watch something else.
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I don't want to watch
something else.
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I want to watch Star Trek:
The Next Generation.
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And I want to feel bad
for you, but I don't.
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The television station's
in Houston.
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Drive me there.
I'm sure they have a copy of it.
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I'm not driving to Houston.
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Well, then, I should warn you,
I am very unhappy.
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Okay.
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In fact, I am peeved.
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Okay.
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I would slam this door
right now,
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but it would startle me,
so just imagine I did.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry Robin
couldn't be here.
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She's working extra shifts
so she can take some time off
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after the wedding.
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For a honeymoon?
How nice.
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Where y'all going?
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Oh, we don't really plan
on leaving the bedroom.
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Well, um, we have
a lot to discuss.
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Reception, flowers, cake...
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Like I said, we're just looking
for something simple.
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Got it. Nothing fancy.
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Just... elegant.
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Right, but a plain,
bare-bones elegance.
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How many guests
were you thinking?
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It doesn't have to be big.
I've been married before.
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But Robin hasn't.
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And you're our pastor.
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Your congregation is gonna want
to share in your special day.
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Those bones
are sounding less bare.
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Sorry.
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Your small, elegant,
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bare-bones, unforgettable,
simple, special day.
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Now, let's talk centerpieces.
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None of my friends
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had recorded the episode.
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I called Tam.
I called Dr. Sturgis.
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Those were all my friends.
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Engage.
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Fortunately,
having a modem granted me
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access to an even better
kind of friend:
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the kind you don't have to see
or talk to.
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Why would you bring that pecking
poop machine into our home?
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To save her life.
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What about my life?
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She's not trying to kill you.
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Oh, yeah? Then why was
there hate in her eyes?
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That's how everybody
looks at you.
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I got lunch!
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Dad, Missy put a
chicken in my room!
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The Sparks were gonna
kill her and eat her!
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The hell's going on?
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How could you?
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What?
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I miss your mother.
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Would you look
at these sugar flowers?
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I'm too busy looking
at the price tag.
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Judas Priest.
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Oh, you can't skimp
on the cake.
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It's the focal point
of the entire wedding.
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How about this? We get
a bunch of Ding Dongs,
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stack them in the
shape of a heart.
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Everybody's happy.
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You do not want your wife
to look back
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at her wedding pictures
and see a pile of Ding Dongs.
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I'm not sure she's gonna care.
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She gonna care!
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But there are more affordable
cakes here that we can look at.
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Thank you.
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Maybe they have
some stale ones in the back
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that you can disappoint
your bride with.
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All right, here I am.
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What's the emergency?
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Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause
he taped over his space show,
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but now he's hiding
in the garage
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'cause Missy brought
home Billy's chicken.
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And Missy's hiding
in the bathroom
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'cause I brought
home fried chicken.
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Good luck.
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Oh, come on, help me out!
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What are you doing to help?
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I called your
ass over here.
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Where's Mary?
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At church planning
Pastor Jeff's wedding.
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And she left you in charge?
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Yeah. Well, that was dumb.
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Thank you.Okay.
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Let's split up.
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You want live chicken
or dead chicken?
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Hey.
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- Right in there.
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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See ya.
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I'll take the chicken problems.
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Girl in bedroom?
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All yours.
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Oh.
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- Would you like to try it on?
- Oh, no.
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I'm not here for me.
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Just helping a friend.
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Oh, too bad.
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That dress would be
stunning on you.
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Oh, I would look
like a princess.
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What do you think?
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How handsome!
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I feel like I'm in the presence
of James Bond.
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Well, I don't have
a license to kill,
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but I do have a license
to officiate funerals.
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Should we pull
some dresses for Robin?
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I suppose.
How about that?
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Oh, she'd hate that.
Keep looking.
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Oh.
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Come on, and bring that bucket
of chicken out of there.
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No, we're not eating it.
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What if it was
Matilda's friend?
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Honey, that one's from Kentucky.
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They didn't know each other.
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George.
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Why are you not
in that bedroom?
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00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,514
Well, I'm just thinking
of what to say.
265
00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:58,760
They're teenagers.
266
00:10:58,848 --> 00:11:01,198
If you wait any longer,
they'll be done.
267
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,038
I'm just gonna grab a beer.
268
00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:05,124
George!
269
00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:07,057
Georgie?
270
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,796
♪ Out on the streets,
that's where we'll meet... ♪
271
00:11:09,884 --> 00:11:10,972
What?
272
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,616
Door stays open.
273
00:11:12,769 --> 00:11:14,858
Why? We're just
listening to music.
274
00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:16,644
My house, my rules.
275
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,601
And don't sit on the bed.
276
00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,256
Where are we supposed to sit?
277
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,694
Just... not on the bed.
278
00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:24,471
Whatever.
279
00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:28,790
♪ That you would
end up winning... ♪
280
00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:31,732
He's just mad 'cause
we're young and he's not.
281
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,046
Done. I made 'em
sit on the floor.
282
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,359
Smart. Nobody ever
got pregnant on the floor.
283
00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,835
- Have you had the talk with that boy?
- Of course.
284
00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:43,316
Really? What'd you say?
285
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:46,069
You know, the stuff...
286
00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:49,887
you know, a father says when
he has a talk with his son.
287
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,804
Good Lord. Did you tell him
about protection?
288
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,680
- Oh, come on, Connie.
- Well, it's important.
289
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,541
What if he knocks that
poor girl up and ruins her life?
290
00:11:57,835 --> 00:12:00,247
- Is that a swipe at me?
- Well, it depends.
291
00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:02,726
Did you knock up my daughter
and ruin her life?
292
00:12:02,814 --> 00:12:04,816
Wait. I know the answer.
293
00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:08,702
Hey, for your information,
Mary is very happy.
294
00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:15,275
Robin's gonna look
so beautiful in this.
295
00:12:16,788 --> 00:12:19,694
Your wedding's gonna be perfect.
296
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,937
Great. Thank you.
297
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,976
She won't have
298
00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:26,229
to go down to city hall wearing
the only thing that still fits
299
00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:28,952
'cause she's trying to hide
the fact that she's pregnant.
300
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,706
Uh-huh.
301
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,718
She's gonna get the wedding
of her dreams.
302
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,401
If she cries on the dress,
303
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,882
do I have to buy it?
304
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,618
You know it takes two people
to get pregnant, right?
305
00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:45,484
I know that.
Does Georgie?
306
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,418
Probably. We
got cable now.
307
00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,538
Dad?
308
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,889
What?
309
00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:52,848
Is Matilda still
in my closet?
310
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:53,885
What?
311
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,148
That's a "yes."
312
00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:56,455
Aah!
313
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,777
The bathroom's flooding!
314
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,865
What happened?
I flushed a chicken leg,
315
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:04,042
and water started
going everywhere.
316
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,150
Chickens were your job!
317
00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:14,645
Maybe I'm being punished.
Maybe I'm a bad person.
318
00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:18,061
That went in my mouth.
319
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,973
Stay back!
320
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,504
Calm down. We're
taking her home.
321
00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:24,984
To be murdered.
322
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,855
Okay, have fun.
323
00:13:28,114 --> 00:13:29,370
Can y'all keep it down?
324
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,417
I have a bone
to pick with you, sir.
325
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:32,636
What'd I do?
326
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,651
You taped over
my Star Trek episode.
327
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,143
So?
328
00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,588
So, now I may never
get to see it.
329
00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:39,982
What if it was a two-parter?
330
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,029
I can't start a two-parter
on part two. That's madness.
331
00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:45,032
I think I'm gonna go.
332
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,260
Okay.
333
00:13:46,348 --> 00:13:47,713
Hola, señorita.
334
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,801
She's in my Spanish class.
335
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,444
I'll call you later.
336
00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:54,361
Te veo mañana en la clase de español.
337
00:13:54,449 --> 00:13:55,581
What?
338
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,784
That means, "See you tomorrow
in Spanish class."
339
00:13:57,973 --> 00:13:59,511
I was going to ask
how you thought you did
340
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:02,581
on Friday's quiz, but I'm
guessing the answer is no bueno.
341
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:05,682
Adios.
342
00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:07,736
What?
343
00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:12,221
I'm sorry.
344
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,838
This is your wedding,
and I'm making it all about me.
345
00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:18,034
No. I mean, you are,
but it's fine.
346
00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:22,182
It's just, every bride dreams
of walking down the aisle,
347
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,229
and I never got to have that.
348
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,458
Still on you. Okay.
349
00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,438
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
350
00:14:28,526 --> 00:14:31,940
Hey, even though I'm looking
fly, I'm still your pastor.
351
00:14:32,356 --> 00:14:33,760
Well...
352
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,451
it's more than the wedding.
353
00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:40,127
Overnight, I became
a wife and a mother.
354
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,748
I feel like
I missed out on a lot.
355
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,641
Well, sometimes the Lord
has his own plans for us.
356
00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:47,729
And if it helps, Robin
and I always talk about
357
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,820
how much we admire
you and your family.
358
00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:51,126
Really?
359
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,521
Your marriage may have
gotten off to a rough start,
360
00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:55,986
but if that's what it took
to get where you are,
361
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,781
maybe God knew
what he was doing.
362
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,526
You know what?
363
00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,498
Let's get back
to planning your wedding.
364
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,981
Oh, no. You're done.
You may be a great wife
365
00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,897
and mother, but
you stink at this.
366
00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,290
That's fair.
367
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:13,112
Do I have to?
368
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,252
You want to add grandkids
to this mess?
369
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,632
God, no.
370
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,156
Georgie, we need to talk.
371
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,229
What now?
372
00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,747
You're of an age
where your body has...
373
00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:28,620
urges.
374
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,088
Oh, my God!
375
00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,588
Georgie, you need
to hear this.
376
00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:32,981
From both of you?
377
00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:35,768
W-Well, who do you want
to hear it from?
378
00:15:35,913 --> 00:15:39,177
No one. But if I got
to pick, I guess you.
379
00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:40,594
Good choice.
380
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,979
Don't forget to tell him
about venereal disease.
381
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,167
This next part's so great.
382
00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:50,026
Yes, sir. I'm aware of that.
383
00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:57,565
The Academy?
384
00:15:58,096 --> 00:16:00,961
I just received a
message from Admiral Nsomeka.
385
00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:02,863
- She expects you...
- What's going on here?
386
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,785
Wesley Crusher was just accepted
into Starfleet Academy,
387
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:08,121
and for his final mission,
he's accompanying Picard
388
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:10,864
on a shuttle mission
to Pentarus Five.
389
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,020
No. I mean...
who's your friend?
390
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,348
Oh, he's not a friend.
He's a stranger.
391
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,351
I met him on a Star
Trekbulletin board.
392
00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:19,723
He had a copy
of the episode
393
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,738
Georgie taped over
and brought it here.
394
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,277
Hello. I'm Nathan.
395
00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:29,316
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave... Nathan.
396
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:30,942
Okay.
397
00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:33,021
But I'm taking
my tape with me. That's fine.
398
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,416
- No. I need to see the end.
- No, you don't!
399
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:38,440
Does anyone read us?
400
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:40,785
And I know
your mom would want me
401
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,036
to tell you to
wait till marriage,
402
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:45,410
but I also know...
you're probably not going to.
403
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,382
Did you?
404
00:16:48,263 --> 00:16:50,383
The important thing is
that when you're with a girl...
405
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,981
You know how when
we're running practice drills
406
00:16:56,069 --> 00:17:00,030
and we wear protection
so both people are safe?
407
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,541
Yeah.
408
00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:03,598
Well, there you go.
409
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:05,918
What?
410
00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:08,684
Same thing,
but with your privates.
411
00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:11,895
Please leave. Thank you.
412
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,316
Wesley,
413
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:16,012
you will be missed.
414
00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:20,559
That was excellent.
415
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,127
Yeah, top notch.
416
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,355
Get out!
417
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,785
Yeah, I think that
turned out pretty...
418
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,048
Who the hell is this?
419
00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,681
This is Nathan.
He's been to four Comic-Cons.
420
00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:30,988
And he's leaving.
421
00:17:31,076 --> 00:17:32,164
Are you sure?
422
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,863
Beam your ass out of here.
423
00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:36,894
Yes, ma'am.
424
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,143
One to beam up.
425
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,097
Energize.
426
00:17:44,509 --> 00:17:46,119
Okay,
that last part didn't happen,
427
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,168
but, boy,
would that have been neat.
428
00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:50,097
That was so neat.
429
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,347
Forgot my tape.
430
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,761
Energize.
431
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,471
I miss him already.
432
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,845
Robin and Jeffrey,
by their solemn vows
433
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,994
freely made before God...
434
00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:15,962
Pastor Jeff and Officer
Robin finally had their ceremony,
435
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,173
which was nice for them,
but meant I had to go to church
436
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,767
on a Saturday
and watch old people kiss.
437
00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:23,631
You may kiss the bride.
438
00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:56,056
♪ A little less conversation,
a little more action ♪
439
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:59,197
♪ All this aggravation
ain't satisfactioning me... ♪
440
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:02,150
No tongue. No tongue.
Oh, there it is.
441
00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,088
♪ And open up your heart
and, baby, satisfy me ♪
442
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,519
- ♪ Satisfy me ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on... ♪
443
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,044
Where are they going
in such a hurry?
444
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,941
Probably to unwrap
their presents.
445
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:13,658
♪ Satisfy me, baby... ♪
446
00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:15,486
Something's
getting unwrapped.
447
00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:17,652
- Told you.
- ♪ Satisfy me, baby ♪
448
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,449
- ♪ Satisfy me ♪ - ♪ Satisfy me, girl ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on... ♪
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