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All right!
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Oh, yeah, there she is.
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Look at you looking just like me...
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Strong, dark and smokin' hot.
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So what do you say, girl?
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You ready to bring a little
flavor to the neighborhood?
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Well, uh, I was just going
for a jog, but sure.
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I was talking to my smoker, Dave.
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Getting ready for the Yardecue
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- this weekend.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's right. Your last Yardecue
was the day we moved in.
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Can you believe that we've
been neighbors for a year?
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I know. It feels like
so much longer, right?
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So, what can I do to help?
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Uh, you can start by
wearing longer shorts.
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The only sausage I want to see
around here is on my grill.
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Look,
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besides, Dave, I'm the
big dog around here.
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It's my neighborhood, my Yardecue.
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Yeah, well, now that
I've been here a year,
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isn't it our neighborhood?
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Couldn't it be our Yardecue?
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Or dare I say, Our-decue?
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That's... that's funny, man.
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No.
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Well, hold on. Calvin, come on.
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I really want to be a part of it.
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All right, fine. What
do you want to do?
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Well, you know, I don't mean to brag,
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but back home in Kalamazoo,
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I was kind of known for my barbecue.
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We called it "Kalama-Q."
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Yeah, you're on napkins.
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Come on. An-Any chump could
bring a bag of napkins.
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You said it, I didn't.
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Well, at least put me in
charge of desserts or drinks,
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or what about music?
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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May-Maybe not music,
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but putting me on napkin
duty feels like...
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I don't know... a waste of my talents.
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Okay, well, uh,
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you want to do plates, too?
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All right, plates.
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Got my foot in the door.
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Great. Now go put your
foot in some pants!
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- Hey, Ma.
- Hi, Mama.
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- Hey, boys. How was work?
- Oh, it was great!
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One of our satellites
discovered water...
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Not you, Marty. I meant Malcolm.
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Oh, it was kind of cool, Ma.
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I like being a security guard.
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Today, I got to handcuff somebody
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who tried to sneak in
without their ID badge.
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Ooh.
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Hey, man, I told you,
I left it in the car!
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Well, how was I supposed to
know you was telling the truth?
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You saw it in the cup holder
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when I drove you to work.
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You know what? Thank you for
getting me the job, little bro,
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and, uh, don't forget
your badge tomorrow.
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Yeah, Marty. Be more professional.
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What?!
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All right.
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Well, my smoker's clean,
my knives are sharp,
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and my playlist is ready.
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I'm gonna start out with a
little Earth, Wind & Fire.
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Okay.
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And I'm gonna end it
with some Jimmy Buffett.
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- Jimmy Buffett?
- Jimmy Buffett?
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It cracks me up to see Dave dance.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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- All right.
- Aw. Baby,
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I'm so proud of you for letting
him be a part of the Yardecue.
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Whoa. Wait a minute. You're
letting Dave help out?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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I'm just letting him bring
napkins and plates.
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Uh, wait, wait, Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You gave Dave napkins and plates?
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I've been stuck on folding
chairs for ten years!
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And when you get that right,
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I'll give you napkins and plates.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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Admit it, Pop. You like Dave.
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Yeah.
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- What?! What?!
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Don't nobody like no damn Dave.
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Baby, you two look pretty happy
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in your photo at the top
of Splash Mountain.
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Mm-hmm.
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He just got sprayed in the face
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by the mechanical rabbit.
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It's why I bought the photo.
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Okay, uh, what about
that farmer's market
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- y'all went to last Sunday?
- Ah. Oh.
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It's a farmer's market. You
got to take a white dude.
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Baby, there's no shame in
admitting that you like him.
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- Yeah, he's a good guy, Dad.
- Yeah.
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And he's a good neighbor.
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Fine. I mean, maybe he a'ight.
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He's all right.
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Oh...
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you love him!
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You love him!
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Want to be together.
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Oh, that feeling.
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- Hey, Tina.
- What's up, Gemma?
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Can I borrow some milk?
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Sure. What kind do you want?
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We have almond, oat,
coconut, macadamia.
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Oh, so you don't have milk?
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I'll just go to the store.
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Hang on, hang on! Before you go,
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I got you a present.
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It's for our one-year
anniversary as friends.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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I didn't get you anything. I feel bad.
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Oh, you don't have to feel bad.
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- I...
- Let me see what you got!
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It's a... It's a, uh...
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Peasant blouse!
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Exactly!
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It's just like the one I have
that you complimented me on.
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Oh, what a good memory you have.
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Do you love it?
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Well, to be honest...
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not really.
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No, no, no, but listen.
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I really appreciate the
thought, honestly.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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I just... I figured you would like it.
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And maybe we'd be twinsies.
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Gemma, you don't have to be sorry.
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I mean, we're not gonna
always like the gifts
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that we give each other.
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Like those hoop earrings that
I gave you that you hate.
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I don't hate those earrings.
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I love them.
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Please.
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Well... I do.
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So why don't you ever wear them?
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I was just waiting for
a special occasion.
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- Okay.
- Like
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Grover's third grade
graduation, or his wedding.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Wait. Since you don't like the
blouse, I'll just take it back.
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No, no, no. I'm gonna save
it for a special occasion,
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like Grover's wedding.
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Hey, Calvin, you in the kitchen?
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Oh, we just letting ourselves
into each other's houses now?
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Picked up the napkins and the plates.
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Went with the clear ones
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so you can see the
food from both sides.
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Ooh, looks like you're
making your sauce.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Everyone back at home loved my sauce.
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I have a secret ingredient.
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Oh, good. Why don't
you keep it a secret?
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All right, you dragged it out of me.
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It's Worcestershire sauce.
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Look, Sorry, Dave,
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but I'm not using anything in my sauce
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that has the word "worst" in it.
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Are you sure?
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Because this stuff gives
the meat a certain tang.
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Hey, hey.
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You keep your tang away from my meat.
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Okay, Calvin, you know,
you're not the only one
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around here who knows how to make ribs.
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Come on, Dave.
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I mean, how would you feel
if I showed up in Kalamazoo
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and started hosting one of
your, uh, pumpkin festivals?
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Calvin, one call, and I
can make that happen.
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That's a big no-go to both, okay?
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All right, but, uh,
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you don't know what
you're, uh, "Michigan."
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Come on. You laughed at that
at the farmer's market!
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Calvin, why do you tell
everyone to show up at noon
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if the ribs aren't ready till 3:00?
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Because I know this neighborhood,
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and if I told y'all 3:00, you
wouldn't show up till 5:00.
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Why? 'Cause we black?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Grover.
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I like your haircut.
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What are you talking about?
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I didn't get a haircut.
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Well, it looks nice.
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I'm gonna be over here.
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Hey, Grover, Grover.
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Come on over here, man.
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We saw you over there
talking to Kayla Watkins.
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- Mm-hmm.
- No. Blech!
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I think she likes you.
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Really?
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Yeah, man.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause she punched me
in the arm yesterday.
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Oh.
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You got a girlfriend.
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Oh. Hey, Tina.
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Oh. I see you're wearing the earrings.
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I didn't know Grover was
getting married today.
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Well, I realized
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a lot of the neighbors
here don't know my name.
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They will now.
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Oh, come on, Gemma.
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I told you you don't have
to pretend to like them.
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I got them for you before
I knew your style.
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How can you say that?
They are totally me.
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- Ow.
- Oh.
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Ow, ow, ow! It's caught on my sleeve.
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- Oh. Uh, okay, okay.
- Ow. Ah, ow.
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- Ow. Ow!
- Okay, well, don't...
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Calvin, how much longer we got
to wait for those ribs, man?
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Ten minutes.
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You said that ten minutes ago!
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And what you gonna do about it?
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I'm gonna go get some chips.
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See, all y'all need to
learn some patience.
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You get ribs when I give you ribs.
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It ain't like you got another choice.
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Come on, everybody. Who's
ready for some ribs?!
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Take Jimmy Buffett off the playlist!
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Get back. Get-get-get, y'all get
away from them ribs. Get back.
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You! You. You.
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Calvin, what are you doing?
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What am I doing? What are you doing?
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Oh, I-I know, I know.
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But I just... I couldn't help myself.
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Besides, what's wrong
with a little variety?
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Variety sound good to me.
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Stop testing me, Trey.
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Calvin, come on.
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People want to try them.
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Let them have a little
taste of my tang.
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I told you not to do this.
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Come on, man, you
crossed the line here.
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Why are you making such
a big deal out of this?
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Calvin, I'm a part of
this neighborhood, too.
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Just because you live here
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doesn't mean you're a
part of the neighborhood.
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- Well, I disagree.
- Oh, really?
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- Uh, what's Trey's real name?
- Leslie.
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And what did Old Miss Kim's
third husband die of?
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Diabetes, but...
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some say Old Miss Kim.
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Which neighbor danced with MC Hammer?
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Again, Old Miss Kim.
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Oh, so we just telling
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everybody business now?
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You know,
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maybe I'm more a part
of this neighborhood
257
00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,105
than you thought, Calvin.
258
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,768
You know what, I don't care.
259
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,557
I want you and your ribs
260
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,280
to get out of my yard.
261
00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:25,800
Go.
262
00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,853
Okay, fine. Fine.
263
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:30,846
But if anybody wants some,
they'll be right over here.
264
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:32,407
In my yard.
265
00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:33,822
You know what?
266
00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:35,690
You can stay out there all day.
267
00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:37,943
Nobody's gonna eat your barbecue
268
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,871
because they'll be too busy
269
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:40,939
eating mine!
270
00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:42,555
- All right! All right, yeah!
- Hey, yeah!
271
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,210
In, like, ten minutes, guys.
272
00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:50,465
Come on, Grover. Don't be shy.
273
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,674
Just go over there and talk to her.
274
00:11:52,699 --> 00:11:54,115
Okay.
275
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,477
But do I tell her she's
stupid or she's gross?
276
00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,590
Uh, fair question.
277
00:12:00,615 --> 00:12:03,321
I was thinking "I like your smile,"
278
00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:05,582
- but you do you, man.
- Yeah.
279
00:12:05,701 --> 00:12:06,919
Hey, listen, man,
280
00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:08,875
opening lines are always
the hardest part.
281
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,062
Yeah, you just got to be cool.
282
00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:12,105
A-And tell her something
about yourself.
283
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,804
Well, I'm starting third grade,
284
00:12:14,829 --> 00:12:16,565
and I like lizards.
285
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,204
- Oh!
- Sounds to me
286
00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:20,014
like you got this in the bag.
287
00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:22,971
- I got you, little brother.
- No? Okay, all right.
288
00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:27,092
What are you doing?
289
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,535
Icing my ear.
290
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,520
I hugged Old Miss Kim,
and it got caught
291
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,264
on what everyone now knows is a wig.
292
00:12:35,523 --> 00:12:37,427
Gemma, just take them off.
293
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,647
No. I was taught that when
someone gives you a present,
294
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,283
the right thing to do is
to show you appreciate it.
295
00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:46,080
Well, I was taught that
honesty is the best policy.
296
00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:48,408
Well, then, I guess I was
just raised differently.
297
00:12:48,774 --> 00:12:51,079
Ooh!
298
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:55,107
She just call your mama a ho.
299
00:12:55,132 --> 00:12:58,128
What?! No, I didn't!
300
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,445
That's what I heard.
301
00:12:59,638 --> 00:13:01,947
No! No, no, no, no. Wait!
302
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:05,721
Wait, I-I just meant that we
were raised in separate worlds.
303
00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:07,914
You know, separate but equal.
304
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,631
Okay, let's get you inside
305
00:13:12,656 --> 00:13:15,107
before you have to ice more
than your ear. Come on.
306
00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,410
- This way. This way.
- Okay.
307
00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:18,730
- Don't you...
- Smell that?
308
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,158
Delicious Michigan
barbecue right over here.
309
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,931
Hey! Hey, you keep the smell
of your ribs off my property.
310
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,423
Come on, everyone. Try something new.
311
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:30,027
Or stick with tradition
and don't be a sellout.
312
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,383
What the hell are you doing, Uncle Tom?
313
00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,623
Whoa!
314
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,345
Calvin, don't you think
that's a little harsh?
315
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,032
No.
316
00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:38,886
That's my Uncle Tom.
317
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,385
And you would know that
318
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,758
if you were really a part
of this neighborhood.
319
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,146
- Man, forget this. I'm hungry.
- Trey,
320
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,346
if you cross that line,
321
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:50,557
I'm-a tell child support you got a job.
322
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:55,392
Now, Dave, you can stand
out here all day.
323
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,638
But as long as I'm here,
nobody's crossing that line.
324
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,464
Okay, fine, Calvin.
325
00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:04,468
It's your neighborhood, your Yardecue.
326
00:14:08,294 --> 00:14:10,550
But I'm taking these napkins with me!
327
00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:12,717
Somebody find Marty.
328
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:14,406
He just got a promotion.
329
00:14:16,853 --> 00:14:18,942
Uh, hey, Kayla.
330
00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:20,292
Hey, Grover.
331
00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:23,200
So, uh... you like lizards?
332
00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:25,225
No.
333
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,633
Me, neither.
334
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,848
Um...
335
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,578
are you excited about
starting third grade?
336
00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:34,654
Totally.
337
00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:36,321
Yeah, me, too.
338
00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:43,166
I asked you about lizards, right?
339
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:46,245
Check out little man.
340
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:47,617
Got her over there smiling.
341
00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:48,651
Yeah, man.
342
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,635
Clearly our swag is contagious.
343
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,276
We do make a pretty good team.
344
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:54,867
Hey, Malcolm. Hey, Marty.
345
00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:56,320
Looking good.
346
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,671
- Yeah, thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
347
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,140
Appreciate that, young lady.
348
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,552
I was...
349
00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:02,711
Oh, wait, why were you
saying thank you?
350
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,781
She was talking to me.
351
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,361
Uh, no, she wasn't. She was
clearly talking to me.
352
00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:09,184
Well, if she was talking to
you, why was she looking at me?
353
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,009
Uh, because I am so good-looking,
354
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,000
she couldn't believe we're related.
355
00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,554
Damn, Calvin.
356
00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:18,398
Your ribs are worth the wait.
357
00:15:18,423 --> 00:15:20,858
That's what I been
trying to tell y'all.
358
00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:23,472
Who does that guy think he is?
359
00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:26,003
Bringing his weak-ass
ribs to your Yardecue.
360
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,411
I know, right?
361
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:29,055
And who buys clear plates?
362
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,904
You're showing the ants
exactly what you got.
363
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,192
I'm glad you put him in his place.
364
00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:37,389
Now he knows not to
show up here next year.
365
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,461
Well, I didn't say all that.
366
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,507
That's what I heard.
367
00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:46,106
Well, if you ask me,
that dude's a clown.
368
00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,830
Whoa. Whoa, Dave is not a clown.
369
00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,488
He may overstep,
370
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:53,592
but actually, he's kind of my friend.
371
00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:55,810
If that's how you treat your friends,
372
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,634
I hate to see how you treat your enemy.
373
00:15:57,863 --> 00:16:00,048
Well, let me show you. Give me that.
374
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,849
Go on, now. Go.
375
00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:07,985
Mmm.
376
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,436
Yeah.
377
00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:11,724
That's all right right there, boy.
378
00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:15,435
Okay.
379
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,927
I've got some rubbing alcohol for you
380
00:16:17,952 --> 00:16:20,128
and some drinking alcohol for me.
381
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,796
Tina, I'm so sorry for what I said.
382
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:24,843
Oh.
383
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:27,126
Could you please explain
to me what I said?
384
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:31,047
Look, when a white person
says to a black person
385
00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:32,796
they were raised "different,"
386
00:16:32,907 --> 00:16:35,392
it's like saying they
were raised better.
387
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,204
Oh, my God.
388
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,159
I wasn't raised better than you.
389
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,680
I'm from Hickory Corners.
390
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,180
My mom chews tobacco.
391
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:46,532
- It's okay. You didn't offend me
- .Ow.
392
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,962
I know your heart.
393
00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:49,774
But if anybody asks, I beat your ass.
394
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,325
Deal.
395
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,482
All right.
396
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:55,946
And I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to offend you
397
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,794
by telling you I didn't like your gift.
398
00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:59,267
That's okay.
399
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,816
I know your heart, too.
400
00:17:00,841 --> 00:17:02,147
Thank you.
401
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,858
But why did you tell me
it looked cute on me?
402
00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:06,776
Okay.
403
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,760
Here we go. See, on you,
404
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,031
Little House on the Prairie.
405
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:14,821
On me, 12 Years a Slave.
406
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,627
- Get it?
- Oh.
407
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:19,555
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
408
00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:27,351
I don't care what he thinks.
409
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,094
I like the tang.
410
00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:33,019
Hey, Dave.
411
00:17:33,441 --> 00:17:36,662
Oh, I guess we're just walking
into each other's houses now.
412
00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:39,086
Come on, man.
413
00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,724
Now, it doesn't have to be like this.
414
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,053
Are you kidding?
415
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,691
You humiliated me in front of everyone.
416
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,820
Well, you disrespected me when
you showed up with your ribs.
417
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:49,638
Oh, you want to talk about disrespect?
418
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,827
I offered to help you out,
and you gave me napkins.
419
00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:54,965
I mean, sure, I knocked napkins
420
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,193
straight out of the park, but...
421
00:17:57,707 --> 00:17:59,230
Come on, Dave.
422
00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:01,387
Look, you got to look at this
from where I'm standing.
423
00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:04,308
I've been hosting the
Yardecue for a decade.
424
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,192
Now, here you come, just
trying to take it over.
425
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,828
That's not what I'm
trying to do at all.
426
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:11,853
I just want to be a part
of the neighborhood.
427
00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:13,566
Look, I know, all right?
428
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,332
But you just got here.
429
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:16,885
You haven't earned it yet.
430
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,482
It took me 20 years
431
00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:20,165
to be put in charge of the Yardecue.
432
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:22,360
Three people had to die.
433
00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:26,595
Two of old age and one of Old Miss Kim.
434
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:30,806
Look, man, what I'm saying
435
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:34,819
is that people have been
waiting a long time,
436
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,933
and you just can't go
skipping the line.
437
00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:38,892
That's not what you
told me at Disneyland.
438
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,373
But I gotcha.
439
00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:46,533
Good. We're cool?
440
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,353
- Yeah, we're cool.
- Cool, man.
441
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,244
Come on, let's go back
outside and have a beer.
442
00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:51,722
- Man, come on.
- Okay.
443
00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:53,072
Hey, so, next year...
444
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:54,123
potato salad?
445
00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:55,689
I'll give you ice.
446
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,766
Marty's gonna be so jealous.
447
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,925
Hey, Vanessa.
448
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,445
Hey, guys. What's up?
449
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,895
When-when you walked by,
450
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,884
- uh, earlier...
- Earlier, we was just wondering...
451
00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:15,750
You know, um... Which one of us...
452
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,472
Amateurs.
453
00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:23,152
See? I told you
454
00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:24,613
you could rock those earrings.
455
00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:26,503
You just needed to adjust your look.
456
00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:28,536
And I told you you could
rock that blouse.
457
00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,398
You just needed the right accessories.
458
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:32,766
What up, Harriet Tubman?
459
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,040
Aw, hell, no.
460
00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:42,556
- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
461
00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:45,091
So? What do you think?
462
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,565
I got to admit, Dave, not bad.
463
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,569
I told you you'd like my tang.
464
00:19:52,327 --> 00:19:53,974
That's it. I'm done.
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