Original subtitles

"FOUR MUSKETEERS charles"

Cast: Josephine Chaplin

Paul Prebua

Catherine Jourdan

Vernar Hailler

Karin Petersen

Daniel Chekkaldi

Jacques Seiler and other

Operator - Claude Robin

Written by - Jean Alain

Based on the novel by Alexandre Dumas

Producer - Vernar Artigues

Director - Andre Yunebel

All hits with historical individuals are random ...

... And do not depend on the will of the authors.

- Hi. - Hi.

We'll tell you about the extraordinary adventures ...

Happened to us.

We're servants of the four musketeers.

- And thanks to our deeds ... - They are famous.

But at the end of the battle, who raises his hand in triumph?

- General - always. - A soldier - never.

- Creation of the world - an old story. - Small remain in the shadows.

A large sun themselves.

And even with the most Equitable King ...

Whatever it may be fair ...

With the poor people ... Get up that pleases.

Who wins the battle in heavy combat?

General - always a soldier - never.

And now, thanks to us, ...

Gentlemen ... our musketeers for his legendary feats ...

... Appear before the king.

He crowned them with laurels and we - unhappy servant ..

Smell them ... just in the kitchen.

Who gets the medal after a heavy battle?

General - always a soldier - never.

Sir, here are four valiant nobleman ..

Which ... I spoke to Your Majesty.

Monsieur d'Artagnan, ... Monsieur Porthos, ...

Monsieur Athos ... ... Monsieur Aramis.

Gentlemen, I am proud of you.

Monsieur de Treville assign you a rank and privileges ..

You ... I've honored for your dedication and bravery.

D'Artagnan and Porthos, Athos and Aramis ...

Reaping the benefits ... our bravery and fearlessness.

Friends, between us, We just jammed.

We are worthy of praise no less than they are, as well as medals ..

... Who always gets to the general, a soldier - never.

If D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos and Aramis ...

Despite the efforts of Cardinal still alive and serve the king ..

This ... each of them shall we.

Planchet - D'Artagnan. Mousqueton - Porthos.

Wasen - Aramis. And Grimaud - Athos.

What a joy to see you.

We celebrate your victory, Monsieur d'Artagnan.

And drank your triumph, Monsieur Porthos.

Are you satisfied with words His Majesty, Monsieur Athos?

Howled Does your courage enough rewarded, Monsieur Aramis?

We're singing ... We continue to sing your glory.

You sing? .. Very pleased.

Now poplyashi.

"And now poplyashi" - very thumbs said, we need to write.

You also sang their exploits?

Then give them the sword, let them show what they are capable.

No.

Before as we go to clean them boots.

Unharnessed escape your horse Monsieur Porthos.

Look, if your not uninhibited, Monsieur Athos.

Go for your boots are polished, Monsieur Aramis.

Have you seen this?

After the royal praise slightly turned the head, ..

... It happens, we are all humans.

Dab in the human sword you feel like human beings?

How many times have we saved their lives.

And if I shall get into a fight with them, and then I can stab someone inadvertently.

Yes, it happens frequently.

You're right.

By the way, everything we're told, true.

Can you remember anything else?

Remember anything? .. Sure.

But even if it sounds implausible, this is true.

Truth is sometimes implausible - well said, we need to write ...

- I'm all ears. - And I - Planchet.

No, the entire hearing.

We writers are accustomed communicate in a sophisticated manner.

- "I'm all ears" - so I listen. - I listen to you ...

Let's go, chief.

So, if someone Dumas public scribe and chronicler ..

Not experienced ... to this day in July 1627 intolerable thirst ...

... And if he does not come to mind thought to wet his throat in a tavern ..

Singing ... where our squires if he was not so much ...

Passionate about their ... narration ..

... And if his manuscript do not come to us ...

... We could never tell you about these incredible adventures.

At the very beginning of our history Planchet was looking for work.

Hey.

I also did the barrel, I could help you a little.

Are you crazy? .. Well, get out of here.

Even then, to get a job was not so easy.

Here's a look.

Father used to say to him that Only persistent reaches the goal.

What do you want? .. Can not you see I'm working.

- I could help. - Leave me alone.

Initially, our hero was not very lucky.

- Are you wanted to take my place? - Not at all.

Now I touched up your portrait.

You ... Shame on you hit a man when he's down?

Get off it.

Your Excellency, how can I thank you?

When podsohnesh, come to the "Golden sun "for a drink.

That's sent down to Providence him good lord ...

... In the face of the Chevalier d'Artagnan.

- Are you okay? - Yes, my lord.

- How you met musketeers? - Average ...

Appointed three duels in Karm de Chaux.

Three duel in Chaux de Karm? .. You're kidding.

I never joke, when it comes to honor.

If it is a matter of honor, then ...

Yes, my dear Planchet, maybe tomorrow you ...

... Lose his master, if I can not send ...

A better world ... one by one Monsieur Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

Athos, Porthos and Aramis - famous musketeers?

- Do you know them? - No, but I am familiar with their squires.

Calm down, I have not killed ... Turn to the best horse.

D'Artagnan never beat neither his horse nor his servant ..

But ... at any moment was ready spread on the sword first comer.

Not wanting to lose the host ..

Planchet ... decided at any cost to protect him from these three duels.

Sorry.

"Restlessness Pescara"

- As always inimitable. - Now is not the time.

- This is a disaster. - What happened to you?

My boss - D'Artagnan wants to fight with your hosts.

From Athos, Porthos and Aramis? .. Why?

If I knew.

They'll cut it into pieces, like this.

Rather, it is your masters will cut into pieces.

Last week, Porthos pierced his two best friends.

- And Athos three holed. - A Aramis - four ...

His sword is longer.

Are you finished? .. You do not understand that?

- What's the matter? - Think like chumps.

Take it easy.

Do not fight, my friends ... Taste the best of this young wine.

Do not bother, let us calmly fight.

Better not, and then get as last time.

But seriously.

When we finally lucky with the hosts ..

We need to take care ... about their safety.

They did not all die at once.

Usually there is a winner in the duel, and there is a loser.

Yes.

Defeated typically buried in the ground.

Why?

Because he's dead ... Now you understand?

And the winner?

And the winner, by order of Cardinal ...

- What's the matter? - Winner hang.

That is forbidden to kill each other on pain of death.

- What teachable. - So what?

If we did not prevent them, then move on to the straw.

We must do something.

We have to go on break as 1 fourth year.

1 4 th?

In the 1514th as the Battle of Morenero.

And unless it was not in the 515th?

Yes, I remember.

- I forgot Blunderbuss. - I have an idea.

Tomorrow we will all four should go to Karm de Chaux.

DUEL PROHIBITED ON SUNDAYS, Holidays and other days of the week

Here he is.

Who among you will give me pleasure to kill him first?

Fate chose me, to teach you a lesson ..

Your last ... fencing lesson.

- The Three Musketeers. - Guards of the cardinal.

Sword in its sheath, gentlemen.

- Staged a duel? - Vc.

You do not sign the order His Grace?

Mustache.

In that duel The death penalty?

For his audacity Now you also pay death.

Fold your sword and if you please follow us.

This does not concern you, gentlemen, go your way.

Careful, ladies and gentlemen, you have only three.

I thought the four of us.

- One for all ... - All for one.

- We must hide. - In the sheaves.

This way.

If I catch D'Artagnan, he'll kill me.

What else is there? .. Shut up.

Something does not seem that they have everything in order.

Need to intervene.

Hide.

The Devil ... Shut up.

Hard to get this year.

- What do we do? - Come on, help.

- Here you go. - I'll take it.

- Did you take it. - Then I'll take it.

And here I am this.

- Did you get that? - I got it.

And I took.

We on this side, and you with that.

Little pruning.

Oh, a little carried away.

You ... what are you doing?

Are you crazy? .. What are you doing?

What are you doing? .. Absolutely crazy.

Retreating.

Come on.

Let's faster.

There.

Inside soon.

Look for hay, maybe here?

No, not here.

Here it is.

Rather.

Do not be afraid, I'm scared too ... They want to kill me.

Hide me ... Hide me, please.

- He should be here. - Search the whole.

- She knows where he is? - Tell me where he is.

I do not know.

Now he will not leave.

Here it is.

Come on.

- I? - Yes, you ... Come here.

As you say, is going.

Hold it ... Grab, grab it.

Catch.

I caught him, caught ... Caught.

Where is he?

Oh, shit.

Where'd he go?

This way.

Is that you?

You again?

Some hell.

I nearly died.

We chop you into pieces ... Come here.

I'm coming.

He's here.

No, here.

He's there.

No, he's there.

I'm here.

- Where to hide? - Under the cart.

Better upstairs.

- Blunderbuss, here, we have found shelter. - I'm coming.

Faster ... Come on.

So you got caught ... The king's name, you're under arrest.

- I? - Come on.

I repeat, the name of the king, you're under arrest.

- In the name of what? - Name of the King.

Catch.

Top.

Thanks to Distract his servants ..

Valiant musketeers ... gained control ..

And ... in the end, won.

INTERLUDE

My guards?

You have not taught them to fight, but luckily you have taught them to swim.

40 my guardsmen raised to laugh four musketeers king.

Musketeers fought against the rules.

You set out to definitively undermine my prestige?

God forgive me, Your Excellency, His Majesty wants you to the Louvre.

Affairs of state are not waiting Father Joseph.

I give you all their authority and authority over these hare showers.

Do not worry, Your Excellency, I have done the Jesuits, fanatics.

Call these loafers.

You two, since when you are webbed feet?

Since fell into the river?

No, no, Father, it is a millstone.

Millstone?

- Now we'll explain everything. - First there was the horse.

- No, millstone. - No, there was a man on the millstone.

- No, it was a bar. - Yes, the beam.

- And the horse that was pulling it. - Yes, to crush grain.

Horse pulling a millstone.

- No, the beam. - What is the beam?

Tied to a horse.

- With a man? - Yes.

- On the horse, but not on the beam. - Pretty.

Apparently this millstone drove through your heads.

- Captain, I expect you to report. - Yes, Father.

I can report that we are being attacked from within.

- Inside? - Yes, they were traitors.

Inside, outside - it does not matter.

You all need to confess.

On your knees, my son.

What are you looking at? .. Quickly get on your knees.

Forgive me, Father.

It's my fault my fault and only my fault.

Well, my son ... Your sincere repentance seems to me.

I forgive you your sins ... Here is your redemption.

- Like it? - Excellent.

- Once more, Father. - No, rather ...

This is similar to lust.

What is this wonderful thing, Father?

This wonderful thing, my son, called a baton.

It is necessary to bludgeon.

Because you lose Musketeers in duels with swords, ..

... Perhaps you will overcome them if will own these new weapons.

Moreover, Monsieur Rochefort ..

Well ... this baton unleashes language during torture.

With this item you will invincible army.

Bless you all god, and with you this sacred club.

In the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit ... Amen.

Over the Cardinal guards.

That evening, D'Artagnan and his New friends were celebrating the victory.

At all times, men are always irrigated their winning wine, friendship, love.

When men are happy, they always something to irrigate.

For us.

- Long live the Normandy. - Long live the Poitou.

- Long live the infusion. - Long live the Beaujolais.

Long live the fun.

King will the four musketeers ..

Who defeated ... our guard.

I wonder what kind of punishment He has prepared for them?

His Majesty is going punish them mercilessly.

Yes pleases heaven to His Majesty ...

... Does not come under adverse influence of Captain de Treville.

Your Excellency, office door ajar.

What are you whisper, Father Joseph, speak louder.

- Office door ajar King. - So close.

Better not.

We can eavesdrop and draw conclusions, then how to behave.

- Did you open it? - No, my lord, it is providence.

Eventually, ... If this holy providence ...

Sir, forgive them, Your Majesty.

This was a consequence of the inhuman fatigue after a hard battle.

Whether it howled battle? .. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, whether it was the battle?

Gentlemen, gentlemen, I am not happy with you.

His Eminence expressed restraint and delicacy ..

... Not to speak with me about your exploits ..

... Excuse which is supposedly the King service.

I have eyes and ears, to understand everything yourself.

- Why are they taking so long? - I do not know.

And if they are arrested?

Hope King did not send them to the gallows.

- What do you say, Planchet? - I do not know.

You were four, there are about twenty.

- Forty-two, sir. - Forty-two.

And you think, that did the right thing ..

42 ... beating Guardsman Cardinal?

They have just been spared.

If not for the generosity these worthy warriors ..

That ... out of respect for his King refused to destroy ...

Four ... insolent, you would not be standing now here in front of me.

You should thank them.

And I'm not talking about ...

That ... you just have to apologize to the cardinal.

This time I forgive you.

But in the future, note no respect for M. de Treville, ..

... No respect for you will not interfere I hang you without arguments ..

If you like ... once again.

I hope you understand me, gentlemen ... As my will.

Can be free, gentlemen.

Well he laughed at us.

Have to pull his dogs my cat.

- Like all good passed. - The King was in shock.

As usual.

- Are you hurt? - No, not at all.

Forgive my friends.

What girl.

Yes, at this point love struck lightning charming Constance ...

Our handsome ... and D'Artagnan.

Come in.

That you Constance.

What's the matter, you worried look.

Duke of Buckingham in Paris, Madame.

In Paris? .. Is that possible?

I requested to submit Your Majesty ..

He hurried ... to respond to your request.

On my request? .. What request?

What kind of secret? .. Maybe it's a trap?

Why is it so hard rock stalking me?

And those who rushes me pure and sincere outburst of feelings, ..

... Find only despair, and possibly death.

Duke of Buckingham come tomorrow if Your Majesty will allow it to him.

When it gets dark, Run up to him and tell, ..

Tomorrow ... that the king should go on the hunt for two days.

Platz. Trespassing.

I follow all your instructions Father.

I think you'll be happy.

- Beware, the stair. - Thank you, my son.

Sorry.

- Great, huh? - Yes, my son.

- Look, what technique. - Yes.

Next.

Baton.

LIGHT COMA. AVERAGE COMA. HEAVY COMA. DEATH.

Well ... Well done.

No, Rochefort, what they are doing.

- I'm a little calculated. - No, too much.

- You too lupite. - Give me ... I'll show you.

So, ... with a reversal.

No, not so much ... Look at me.

Whew ... No, not so.

Evert hand like this ... Look at me.

Take here and beat like this ... Repeat.

Repeat ... Rochefort.

- No, Rochefort, all wrong. - But they are just learning.

- Have you seen? - Incredible.

- Terrible weapons. - This is terrible.

With his new weapon they spoil us all weather.

- Yes, we must find a way out. - I have an idea ...

Come with me.

Let's tidy.

You want to kill me? .. You have to beat the nail.

Let me.

- Wait, what are you doing? - Waving.

This does not necessarily ... Give it here.

So, a little bit better.

Try it.

Let them come with their batons.

- It seems just right, you have to experience. - I do not mind.

You goes.

Good sound.

Cardinal Richelieu appreciate pretty women ..

... Especially those who helped him in carrying out his plans.

Milady de Winter was one of such women.

Yes, Your Eminence.

I must tell you important news.

- I hope good. - You be the judge.

Duke of Buckingham in Paris.

If Duke in Paris, ... where is he hiding?

Constance Bonacieux some - trustee queen.

If you do not lose track of her, especially tonight ..

It will lead you ... right down to it.

- What are you doing? - I make account of your masters.

- How does it work? - Very simple.

42 Chicken ... Twist handles, pull over here.

So ... press the pedal.

44 crowns and 6 sous.

Fantastic car.

As you progress ... and it will not stop.

- It's probably very difficult. - No ...

Need a little practice and all becomes clear.

Very simple.

24 crowns and 2 there.

- This account? - No, it's my cash card.

- Where's the bill? - Here is an account.

- The machine just class. - Cleverly.

Hope they me it finally paid.

Yes, yes.

Here they are.

Here they are.

- Can cut bread. - And you mourn this bulb.

- We are hungry, the innkeeper. - And dying of thirst.

- Say what you prepared for us. - I made you a small account.

Nothing to confuse write it down there today dinner.

- And the best wine we drink. - Well ...

But you at least acknowledge that you owe me for this account?

Recognize, acknowledge.

Maybe you then give me a receipt?

No, because you owe us more.

- How is it? .. Why? - Why?

Because you guard best musketeers kingdom.

- The king pays us for it. - Excuse me, but I'm not the king.

- On the contrary. - You're the king of chefs.

- King of the winemakers. - King of the innkeepers.

Long live the king.

And now I seem to start feel like the King.

- Long live the king. - At ease.

Meanwhile, Constance heading for Buckingham, ..

To perform ... Order queen.

Is that you? .. Providence has sent down to me you.

Blessed be this providence.

- Sir, if you only knew. - What, madam?

I am persecuted, and I ask you for protection.

Seek protection elsewhere.

Shut up, woman has never did not ask for our help in vain.

- Especially such a sweet woman. - For that is worth dying for.

Life King and Queen in danger .. Cardinal guards chase me.

Do not be afraid of anything, madam.

Monsieur, the King, with the queen ... you, madam.

For you, madam.

One for all and all for one.

It seems these swallows not harbingers of good weather.

Yes, there will be something.

Madam, if you please follow us by order of the Cardinal.

Do not be afraid ... It is under our protection, gentlemen.

That evening, our innkeeper experienced in their own skin, ..

That rest ... Musketeers it does not always stay.

They're all slaughtered ... They will have to pay for everything.

And for that, too.

Again begun.

Among them Maulers, I know them.

Wear helmets.

Give hat.

What do we do?

You attack the other side, the rest for me.

- At your service, sir. - Glad to be.

My favorite watch.

Let us so little.

Packed.

Dessert.

I am ruined.

Who else cancers?

What is it?

Pour the broth into boots.

Cool.

What are you doing?

Hot.

- Are you on what occasion? - Here on this.

- What have you got? - Baton.

- Now what? - Eniko-Benik, you drive.

- She ran away. - Do not be.

We have to run for it ... There.

There coach.

- Brougham. - Coach coach ... What?

- For kidnapping Constance. - For kidnapping Constance.

- We have to run the station. - At what station?

- We have to run the station. - I ran.

Wait, Blunderbuss ... Where are you? .. Come back.

To help ... Let me go.

Stop ... Take them at any price.

Enter through the window, through the door ..

As you wish ... but to them it has been finished.

Forward.

Grab them and send it to the Bastille.

Do not be afraid, we only ask you ...

... A few questions and you just answer them.

It is they, Msgr.

Now cold night, would not prevent Now a glass of warm wine.

Come on, I'm buying.

Why do they need this cutie for Entertainment Rochefort or Cardinal?

I think another reason ... You see, in the torture chamber lights on.

I think they're going to ask her couple indiscreet questions.

Come on.

- All clear? - Let's get out soon.

For help ... I'm stuck ... Help.

- Get out, get out. - It's not me stuck.

Help ... Straighten me.

It's there, we should help her.

- Come on, what we stand for. - No.

If we just go, We will notice.

- Yes, I must get around to the other side. - Yes, go ahead.

- Open only one window. - But he did not jump so far.

- There is no choice, we must climb. - Come on, climb.

- What are you waiting for? - Beware.

- Get in, get in.. - I'm trying.

Careful.

- You climb or not? - Yes, yes, yes.

I can not keep ... I can not go.

- Straightened just do not fall. - Yes, that's right.

Even a little bit, a little bit.

Planchet.

Come, Planchet, now it's your turn.

Dolez.

My ear ... Ear.

I almost got a little bit left.

All hold on ... Hold on ... hold on.

- Climb up, I hold. - Are you sure?

Blunderbuss rather.

Some more.

Ear.

My child, tell us everything that the Duke of Buckingham know about.

I know that the Duke of Buckingham each of France, Father.

Of course, he is a friend of France.

But maybe it is more is a friend of the Queen?

Get in..

- You scratched me. - Serves you right.

Help me.

Everything went.

Hold on.

- You know who ordered the torture? - Father Joseph.

So it would be fun.

He likes to start to bite fingers.

Did you see that? .. Lots of fun.

This executioners.

Torture chamber at the end of this corridor.

- Pass the only one? - Yes.

- Only for the executioners? - Yes.

I have an idea ... For me.

Wait.

Now let's go.

- Where to? .. Where? - Return.

- Now what do we do? - Now hide ... Quickly.

Understand, my child, for you it the only way to avoid the worst.

Tell us where the Duke of Buckingham?

Only God can know where he is ... Ask him, and he will answer you.

You're right, my child, I ask about this god ..

And ... after a few minutes he will give me an answer of your own mouth.

Guards, Guards.

Mediocrity ... Take her to the torture chamber.

Eye to eye, it will be more talkative, Your Eminence.

We will try ...

And I do not want to know ... Take her away.

Not so rough ... Easy, easy.

- Beautiful bump turned out. - Well, these guys faces.

- Bazin. - Come on.

Wait ... There.

- Can you keep it down. - Careful.

Quiet, someone goes.

Take care of it.

Come, my child, go.

Guards your services more do not need, you can go.

This we ... You know us?

Tie it.

To the table of torture hell.

Hell, I said "hell" ... Damn it, I said "the devil."

Lord, forgive me.

What are you doing? .. What are you doing? ..

- What are you doing? - Bind it to the table.

You tie it upside down, feet instead of the head, belly down.

It is necessary to the contrary ... That's it, this place down.

God forgive me, I have sinned in thought.

Lord, forgive, I am guilty, I have sinned.

I blame all my fault ... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry ... Forgive me, forgive me.

You forgive me? .. Are you okay?

We will not make you sick, only shout louder.

What is it? .. Hurt her.

Stay.

My daughter, do not make me dismember your sweet body.

Tell me everything you know ... Do not be fancy.

Tell me, where the Duke of Buckingham?

- In England. - Do not be.

She's lying, she's lying ... Pull, pull.

No, let's do her legs ... Unscrew her legs.

Carry tongs, wear quickly.

Large tongs ... Yes, these.

Push.

Come here ... Thus, stronger.

My foot.

- Maybe this is better? - These then ...

Better not necessary.

- Maybe it was sawed? - No ... saw then, then.

First fingers on his feet, and then already saw will cut and cut.

Will cut and cut, but first fingers, ..

... Nice little, little fingers ...

This tiny delicate stalk.

My child, tell me, where the Duke of Buckingham?

- In London. - There can be no ... She's lying.

Push, twist, break ... Stronger.

Let speak.

- Where is he? - In France.

- It has already moved across the Channel. - Where is it?

- I do not know, do not know do not know do not know. - No, you know.

These nice little, small, tender, ... tiny ...

My child, where the Duke should meet with his queen?

Tell me ... tell me.

You do not want to talk about? .. Push, twist, push.

No, stop.

You want to say something? .. She will talk.

Speak, my child, speak.

Duke of Buckingham is not a lover of the queen.

- Who then queen's lover, who? - Cardinal Richelieu.

Blasphemy and slander ... Damn this woman.

She is a witch.

We burn it ... burn her as a witch, burn.

What are you waiting for? .. Lord, come to my rescue ...

- Give me fire. - I forgot my lighter.

God, what a curse? .. Come to my assistance.

Maybe now these fit?

- What is it? - Large tongs.

- Does it hurt? - Very painful.

Get up, get up.

Undress him ... Undressed him quickly.

What are you doing?

- Do not be afraid. - I'm not afraid.

Do not be afraid, do not be afraid ... So, Father, go ahead.

Wear it soon.

Lie down, pull the legs hands up.

May not need?

So good.

What? .. I can not hear.

I think he likes.

Untie me.

I think that Father Joseph gain nothing from this girl.

She did not tell him.

Your Excellency may fully trust his father Joseph, ..

Speak ... he will make a silent, I'm sure.

I want the truth, Rochefort, ..

And I do not care ... how you will extract it.

Your Eminence, in this situation for the truth ..

... The end justifies any means.

Yes, you're right.

Eventually we must make a confession from her.

She certainly has useful information for us.

This interrogation lasts for more than two hours.

Come see what is happening there.

Your Eminence.

What are you doing here, Father Joseph?

- Where is she? - She's gone.

- Where did your robe? - It was stolen.

They used you, you could not offer resistance?

- I tried, but it was useless. - Oh, my God.

- You'll catch a cold. - Yes.

In this horrible torture chamber draft.

You spent as a boy, Father Joseph.

Immediately explained.

Your Eminence, while I can not cope with Satan.

- This woman - a devil. - I had to hold her tighter ...

It's unthinkable.

Quickly, quickly lift me, lift this thing.

Lift, lift.

I need proof, but now all is lost.

Proof still Paris - this Duke of Buckingham.

Excellent ... But where is he hiding?

As the saying goes "looking for a woman."

If you follow the queen may it leads us to the Duke ..

... If you're lucky, then you should let them alone.

Our servants, together with Constance found refuge ...

... In a little house deep in the woods.

It will take a long time before than you can come back to the Louvre.

Now our output.

- We serve the Queen for you. - Yes, but ...

Go ahead, say it.

Trust us, we no harm.

All right.

Tomorrow night will be queen Duke of Buckingham to wait.

You need to hold him to it.

I had to go to the Duke the Louvre through the service entrance.

Password for the guards - Vendome and Carcassonne.

Vendome. Carcassonne.

But keep in mind that the apartment Queen allowed only women.

What about this do not worry.

Due to such a trifle complications will.

- Here, the red curtain. - Are you sure?

Only tell a small voice.

- So? - Yeah, great.

- Do you think she's there? - Of course, where else.

- Are you sure? - Yes, bolder.

- I went. - Log.

Your Majesty ..

I ... girlfriend Constance Bonacieux.

It requested to give you a letter, Your Majesty.

- So your name is Angela? - Yes, my queen.

- Majesty. - My Majesty.

Tell thankyou Constance.

Very prudent with her hand use yours services ..

Here ... too dangerous for her.

- Help me change. - I'm afraid I can not do it.

It's very simple ... Undo the rear, there is a zipper.

Constance had warn you ..

That ... I should not be afraid.

I trust you, and you carry out my orders.

- I think I will have no problems. - Be careful not so tight.

Carries some ... You had me going, and not him.

Hurry ... What you're clumsy.

Stands behind the pitcher, Take it and wet the towel.

Bestir.

What's the matter?

Do not you need to wash, and I ... Move, move.

Now on the other hand ... Throw a braid like this.

Behind his back?

What are they doing?

- What's the matter? - Here stuffy.

Are you sick?

I faint, dizzy.

- You do not accidentally pregnant? - No ... Fortunately, it's impossible.

Want a drink?

You can cup, a smidgen of water.

My slim pretty blonde.

If I did not run on duty ...

- Clever, you're making progress. - I try, Your Majesty.

You understand what I say? .. Everything must be fulfilled exactly.

- You can safely rely on me. - Excellent.

Planchet and Grimaud undertook transportation.

All ... Wait.

- What happened? - I can not go ...

This kind of torture ... I can not.

- We must hurry. - I can not.

What is it? .. We were arrested?

Excuse me, my lord, back later.

God.

Now tanks to refuel and go.

Hurry, hurry, please, hurry.

Of course, it is easy to say.

Came ... Follow me, my lord.

Sure.

Trespassing.

- What if I told you Vanden Carcassonne? - That's another thing.

And if I add, I am under the patronage of the Queen?

This changes everything ... Skip.

Here, my lord.

This way.

Come, come ... This way.

It Gertrude second matron Queen ...

- It holds you. - Good.

Follow me, my lord.

Having at their disposal only achievement art of his time ..

Father Joseph ... could only drill holes in all the walls and ceilings ..

... To eavesdrop what happens in the chambers of the queen.

This is Angela, the first matron of the Queen, my lord.

Yes?

The door opened.

Madam, I know that you love madness, and I lost my mind.

But all is not lost, if I see you.

I agreed to take you only to beg you ..

More ... not to seek a meeting with me.

Swear to it.

Madam, I can not promise that which I can not fulfill.

From the first day I saw you, everything in my life turned upside down.

I lost my memory.

If you could forget me.

Never, never, madam.

I'm ready to declare war on France to see you again.

Slip ... Now we can arrest him.

I fear nothing.

Let thousands, millions of people will die, cease to exist ..

... Just to keep my happiness.

I share these noble feelings, but now leave.

Leave.

Well, as a sign of your indulgence to me ..

Look for me ... a souvenir ...

... That would remind me of that that the meeting was not a dream.

- And you leave England? - I swear to you in this.

Here, my lord, Keep this in remembrance of me.

Necklace of pendants, which was you in our first meeting.

- I think the time has come. - It's time.

Over the Cardinal ahead ... ... The King of France ... For.

Queen, Rochefort and guards are here.

Slide the bolt.

All is lost.

It guards ... What do we do?

Spend Duke boudoir.

Msgr.

Monsignor, remove the pants.

- What should I do? - You have to take off his pants.

Are you sure that now is the right time?

Yes, the perfect ... Need to change costumes.

You put on mine, and I'll put yours.

- No one. - Break down the door.

No ... This apartment queen.

What's that noise? .. What's going on?

Your Majesty, your life is in danger ..

In your apartment ... man.

- Are you crazy? - No, not at all, Your Majesty ...

It's me, Father Joseph ... I saw a man come to you.

Monsignor, remove the pants ... It is for the honor of the queen.

But not to the same degree ... My God, my God.

Wear more clothes, as quickly as possible.

You are in danger, you invaded man.

Speak louder.

To you invaded a man, Your Majesty.

Do not forget the times ... That's it, that's good.

- And you, who are you? - Father Joseph.

Father Joseph is not here.

Of course it is not there, because I'm here.

- Prove. - Here I and Count de Rochefort.

- Yes, it's me. - Who?

- Count Rochefort. - Speak louder.

- Count Rochefort. - Rochefort ... Okay.

I'll distract the guards ... they take me for you.

- Hat. - Make sure the hat.

Duke of Buckingham would never did not appear in public without a hat.

Lord, what will become of us.

Monsignor, I wish you good luck ... Hold on.

Open Your Majesty ... In your apartment man.

He's a spy.

This is it ... Keep it up.

For him ... Get him.

- Cover the mustache. - Moustache - this is my dignity.

God Save the Queen ... Forward.

No one ... Come on.

Wait for me.

- Here it is. - Behind him.

Here or there? .. Thank you.

- Rochefort. - Yes.

We must surround it.

Split - one half will go with you, the other - with me.

For me.

Not all, Rochefort, one half for me.

For me.

Again, you, my sweetheart.

Bastard.

Shame on you, we are decent ladies.

Just think, Impatiens ... Only touched, but they never make noise.

- Look, Blunderbuss runs here. - It's not Blunderbuss is Duke.

Faster, faster.

Rather ... Faster.

- God, what have you done? - It will be faster.

Buckingham left chambers of the Queen, Your Eminence.

Its haunting.

On my orders, nobody has the right leave the Louvre.

Oh, God, that you happened again?

Need to run fast ... We are persecuted, we must quickly escape.

- Come on. - Fast, fast, fast.

- Hold on. - Are you okay?

In full, as you can see ... So it is much easier to carry.

- If you are tired, let me know. - Be sure to tell you.

- Do not you really tough? - It seems to cope.

Duke at a pace not last long.

If anything, we can help.

- The Holy Father, we caught him. - Keep it tight.

Enter here, take him to the Cardinal.

- Follow me. - Go away, go.

Come on.

Let me ... Hands off.

We finally caught him ... Please, Duke of Buckingham.

It? .. Duke of Buckingham? .. Are you crazy?

How could you take that scoundrel the Duke of Buckingham?

When he ran into the corridor, we thought it was Duke.

You definitely lead by the nose the devil himself.

Quit this pretender to the Bastille.

He hangs together Four Musketeers.

But for what?

That's how it happened.

I pretended to be the Duke of Buckingham, we swapped dresses ..

He managed to escape ... ... and I found myself in your company.

- A lovely thing to do. - A noble deed.

Besides talking about the honor of the queen.

- Of course, it is very nice woman. - No one in this and no doubt.

One thing bothers me: ..

... When I get out of jail will have to find a new servant.

- Why? - Because you will certainly be hanged.

This must stop.

Meanwhile, our Constance found shelter in a small timber hut ..

Where the company ... favorite animals she was expecting the arrival of their friends.

- Hi. - Do you have news?

Duke grabbed necklace Queen and drove off to England ..

... Saying never forget that on p.

Queen too never forget that.

By the way, we need urgently to see her.

If you notice, not with us our The home Mousqueton, they Bastille.

Queen will not allow the execution of those who fought for it.

- It is necessary to give them an escape. - From the Bastille? .. It's impossible.

There is one solution, but it is not easy.

If the queen will lend us some outfits and carriage, a beautiful carriage ..

... Best carriage, his best coach.

What are you so nervous?

I'm not nervous, I'm perfectly calm.

I feel uncomfortable in this outfit.

All this is very risky.

It is impossible to arrange an escape from the Bastille, not exposing themselves to the risk.

We inviolable because for us the queen, yes.

- The proof of this - this coach. - We drive.

Forward.

We need a sound control ... control ... cont ... looking ...

- Commandant. - Commandant.

His Majesty the King.

We want to see Mousqueton, ..

... D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

I'm just acting Commandant and do not know all the prisoners.

Here they are ... All of them are in the same cell ...

- Bring them here? - Yes ...

His Majesty intends to interrogate them personally.

I see.

Who'll track security chief, and they will be delivered to you this very hour.

- Have you seen the head of security? - Yes, he went down.

Thank you.

So far, so good.

Now he will lead them and everything will be fine.

Do not rush, it's not finished yet.

Wait ... To the right.

- Rochefort - viva. - Rochefort our brother.

Forward march to the left ... ... One-two, one-two.

- Mathurin. - I'm here ... What is it?

Bring me five prisoners from the chamber 27.

- Four Musketeers and another? - Yes, and fast.

Will be done.

What is it? .. Looks like the noise of the carriage.

- Again we arrived. - Only this was not enough.

- Come on. - No, there ... We exit there.

To the Commandant.

- Where does this staircase? - I think it leads straight to prison.

Are you sure?

Do you think it must lead to the balcony?

- I remember once ... - Then tell.

His Majesty the King.

That is, no one.

God forgive me, His Majesty, I no doubt that the commandant at.

- I'll find it. - And fast.

Here's a dead end ... no pass ... Ago.

Try there.

- Where to go? - Back.

Should be advised to Cardinal wearing a mini skirt.

They just passed here.

If I get caught in this suit, hang me.

Enough, enough, enough whining ... You chickened out.

Yes, I chickened out ... So what? .. So what?

Sorry for the delay, I was able to finally find security chief ..

... And soon it will arrive here with the prisoners.

Where I had gone my glasses?

Who is this crazy?

That you were not taught that King needed first as befitting welcome?

- Your Majesty. - Here, by the way, and His Grace.

Your Eminence.

- This is Father Joseph. - Father Joseph.

You commandant?

No, I temporarily perform his duties.

Now everything is clear.

- Do you like this job? - Yes, very.

The better ... Will work here until death.

Prisoners delivered ... Shall we let?

Why?

The commandant ordered me to deliver them.

What a coincidence ... I immediately did not appreciate you.

You have a good intuition.

Father Joseph, remind me to give increase this worthy.

- You are very kind, Your Majesty. - Enter them.

Come.

The fate of these four ... we decide later.

Sir, it seems to me, they deserve severe punishment.

Everything has its time.

Their wine is negligible in comparison with the crime of the scoundrel.

If you are immediately admitted to me for whom ...

... You invaded quarters queen can hope for my mercy.

Otherwise you will have to to tell the truth under torture ..

... Then you will be hanged.

So, you're going to talk about?

I gave you a chance, but you do not want to use it.

Well ... it's your choice.

But for this silence you pay life.

Take them back to the camera.

For me.

Sir, you should prepare this man to death.

Come, Father, I do not want deprive last confession even those ..

... Who does not deserve it.

Perhaps because of his last words you will learn something interesting.

Perhaps sir.

- Where were taken prisoners? - There, Father.

Thank you.

It was Father Joseph.

He went to their manifest before how they hang.

- Yes, our works are bad. - On the contrary, even very good.

- I have an idea. - What's the idea?

Is an expression of "divide and rule".

- So what? - Now see.

- What do you say? - I do not know.

- Because of him, we all hang. - We'll see.

In the Louvre, in private apartments a man in the bedroom of the queen.

- And this idiot refuses to talk. - Obviously, this is a spy, sir.

He will pay with his life for his act.

Let me pray, sir.

Gentlemen, I want to ask instill this unhappy ...

... To confess all to his father Joseph, that, in his infinite mercy ...

Lord descended ... to forgiveness of ..

Who will punish ... human justice.

Father Joseph ... It was Father Joseph.

No, Your Grace, you've probably fallen themselves.

I could not fall myself ... What a cheek.

- Father Joseph. - No, it's me.

- So what? - I kick started the machine in motion.

- I do not understand. - I gave a kick in the ass Cardinal.

Do that to me ... I'm completely trusted him.

- Are you talking about? - My father, Joseph, Your Majesty ...

- I think his mind is clouded. - What are you talking about?

Yes, Your Majesty ... Father Joseph had just given me a kick.

- Pink? - Right into the ground.

At the base? .. Is this possible?

This is cause for concern ... This is unheard of.

We must exorcise the demons out of him.

But his father Joseph was not here ... No one came in or out.

I assure you, sir, he ran away.

- Are you sure? - Absolutely ...

He ran here and ran away ... I'll find him and ask for an apology.

As you wish.

Father Joseph ... Father Joseph.

It is the voice of Cardinal.

- Oh, no. - It worked.

Father Joseph.

Father Joseph.

This is no big deal.

- Maybe not? - Go.

Father Joseph ... Where are you? .. Father Joseph ... Where are you?

King? .. It was a king.

Something strange is happening ... All crazy.

That's impossible ... It's impossible.

Holy Virgin Mary.

My God, the Holy Virgin Mary, apostles, that is impossible.

That's impossible ... It's impossible.

- Here's a blow. - It happened.

Where did the commandant?

I saw as he went down with the prisoners.

Lord, do so ..

Insanity to sanity ... our king was only fleeting.

Give him back his sanity.

Father Joseph, where are you? .. Monsieur Cardinal?

Father Joseph?

Going to give a kick in the ass king.

You always choose the best roles themselves.

Bazin, I'm not guilty, I so lucky.

Father Joseph ... Where are you?

Monsieur the Cardinal.

Cardinal?

What kind of joke is this? .. Yes what?

Your Excellency, this smacks of treason.

Where are you, Monsieur Cardinal? .. Monsieur the Cardinal.

Worked, worked, worked.

- Maybe we should slip away? - Fired, my idea worked.

The king, the king again.

Lord ... if you do not want fulfill my request ...

About returning it ... mind, explain what should I do?

The base of the throne Louis XIII shaken.

This is your foundation shaken ... I gave you justice.

- Now we're even? - Of course we're even, sir ...

But could you explain to me what we're even.

And could you explain to me Your Eminence, ..

How dare you ... just as if it is to speak, raise me a leg?

Never, sir.

It you have insulted me like , when struck me ..

Karl ... Sixth on the highway, as Charles VI on, ..

Karl ... Sixth on the hunt.

And here Charles VI?

It is on the prowl Charles VI lost his mind.

I know ... What's next?

Misfortune befell France.

Your Eminence, calm down ... No need to dramatize ...

- Neither you nor I are not mad. - Yes, sir, it's all the machinations of the devil ...

I think it's the Prince of Darkness taken by storm the Bastille.

Quietly ... What's the date?

- The Fourteenth of July. - The Fourteenth of July, better.

It's in my talk ... He tells me everything.

He will speak, speak, tell all.

I will tell all.

I'm going for broke ... Wait a bit and follow me.

Come on.

King orders must implicitly performed.

That's right.

No contact with anyone whatsoever.

I am responsible for them head.

Stop, stop ... Let them ...

King wants to take with them all five prisoners.

2 minutes ago he said something quite different.

That you are contesting the right of the king change the view every 2 minutes?

Perhaps you want that he personally gave you an order?

No, no.

I will bring you.

If the king orders releasing them.

You are free, you leave.

Sit back, you should like here.

That we hang around here all my life?

It is necessary to find out Where did the commandant.

Do not you worry, think this is it.

No, this is Father Joseph.

He seems a little crazy.

I beseech you, sir, Do not pay attention to it.

For me will be the last word ... Lord, Lord.

Will not interfere with his father Joseph during prayer.

Seek out and dispose of the commandant, prepared to coach.

Will be done, sire.

Father, Father, rise.

- It was you. - No, it was not me ...

Your Excellency, what you found?

The temptation was too great.

Besides, do not you made me the same thing?

- That was you? - Yes, it was me ...

Let's forget it, Now we are quits.

In what we are quits Your Eminence?

This is because you subjected me to the same prey.

- I? - Yes.

I was with the prisoners and never for a moment did not leave them.

Ask the commandant.

You did the same on this very spot.

Never ... God knows I did not do it.

- There was this. - No, you kicked me.

No, not kicked.

- Shut the door blocked. - Here you go.

Here, hurry, hurry ... Come on.

Since you were not author attempts on my ...

... My dignity, I beg you accept my apologies, Father Joseph.

And I would like to see our friendship did not end because of this.

The Lord teaches us to expose the left cheek if we hit on the right.

Hurry, gentlemen musketeers.

So, everyone got a kick ..

... But nobody remembers him to do the same.

Yes, sir ... This is all the machinations of the devil.

Yes, it is work of the devil, that cunning of us.

Go and see Father Joseph.

Hurry, hurry.

Do something ... Father Joseph, what do you say?

But sir ...

We locked up, sir ... Open ... Open.

Open the king's name.

We'd love to, but we do not have keys.

Just be patient We have sent for a locksmith.

Sir, they are sent for a locksmith.

That's cool ... We are locked up in the Bastille.

Deftly we extricate ... But the end is not yet.

This is only the beginning.

Because the queen is not very smart.

What's the idea to give her necklace Duke of Buckingham.

And now it's time to mosey.

We can not you now tell everything.

And if you want to learn what happened then ...

And the rest of the story ...

All refer to the following series.

The film starred Charlot group:

Gerard Rinaldi, Gerard Filipelli, Jean and Jean Guy Sorryus Feshner

Music group Charlot