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Agh!
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Agh!
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Are you sure you don't
want any help with that?
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I fit my high school best
friend into a suitcase
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way smaller than this when
we were crossing the border
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between Laos and Vietnam,
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so I'm pretty sure I
can figure this out.
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Ooh, I can't wait to get
to the Galapagos and like,
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breathe the sea air and get my...
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Beach curls back. Yeah, you've
mentioned that a couple times.
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Are you still trying
to close that thing?
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- Agh!
- Boys, it looks like
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I won't be able to see that
wedding venue with you today,
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your mother's had a bit of a relapse.
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Take it the "Crows"
movie is still shelved.
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I'm sorry, we've started
looking at wedding venues
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and no one... chose to tell me?
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Touring a wedding venue is
an incredibly intimate thing
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and we wanted to keep it small.
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You invited Dad.
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Okay, I don't know what that's
supposed to mean, Alexis.
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John, something's happening!
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Coming, Moira. Don't
make any sudden moves.
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Okay, you should probably stay here.
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- No, you shouldn't
- Okay.
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John, remind me to reprimand that latch,
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it's been awfully moody today.
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Well, good-good morning, Sweetheart.
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Look who's come to see you.
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Finally. I'll have the
continental breakfast
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with the fresh-squeezed
grapefruit juice.
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Orange Pekoe tea.
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No, Moira, Moira,
it's - it's David and Patrick.
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Um?
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Don't we have something we want to say?
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Yes, thank you, John.
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Sadly, I won't be able to squire you
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for today's wedding venue peregrination.
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You invited Mom?
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She's literally been asleep
in a closet for a week.
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Just know that missing this
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will be the heavy-hearted
part of my day.
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Okay, does nobody care
that I'm going to be gone
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for six months?
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Yes, of course we care, Honey.
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- Don't we, Moira?
- Take me with you.
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Okay. On that note,
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I think we should get
you out of the room.
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Alexis, you are more than welcome
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- to come see the place with us.
- Thank you.
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That actually works
out super well for me
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because you guys can just drive me
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straight to the airport after. Hm-hm-hm.
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- See what you've done there?
- Yeah.
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Mhmm. Out. Out, out, out.
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John! Can you turn off your alarm?
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David! I've asked you
not to over indulge
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in that smoky cologne,
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it's enough to give someone a seizure!
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Is someone vaping?
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Oh no, not now!
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Help!
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Alexis!
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No, this is not, this is not how I go!
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Somebody help!
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Moira!
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Oh, Stevie, thank God.
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I'm being annulled by
a chancy door clasp!
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Okay, hang on.
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Ahhh!
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Okay, all right, all right, okay.
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Up, up. There we go.
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Jeez, Moira, I wait 'til at least 10:30
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before I have my first beer.
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Oh, my legs are in slumber. Carry me.
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Oh I can't...
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Oh jeez, okay. Hang on.
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You know, Moira, if Johnny
locked you in that closet,
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we're going to have to call the police.
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Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. My babies...
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- No, your kids aren't here.
- My girls.
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- What girls?
- My girls.
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- Lorna, second from the left.
- Okay.
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If she takes on smoke,
she'll never recover.
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- Okay, this? This one?
- And Cindy!
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Cindy, below her. Cindy,
I just gave her a blowout.
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Wow. This place looks nice.
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Yeah, it's the only venue for miles
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that doesn't look like a crime scene
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from a missing person docu-series.
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Uh, so no one thought to tell me
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I still have my show makeup on?
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I thought that was a choice.
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Yeah, I left Stevie
double-fisting drinks
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in a hot tub at the cabaret
wrap party last night.
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I think I saw you
triple-fisting at one point.
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Ah, welcome to Elmbridge Manor,
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and you must be the happy couple.
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- Oh no, not quite.
- God, no.
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Oh, ladies, I'm so
sorry. Congratulations.
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- Champagne?
- Oh, thank you so much.
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- Thank you.
- Mhmm, hi.
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David Rose. I'm the one getting married
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and this is my partner, Patrick.
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- Hi.
- So.
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Gentlemen, please forgive me.
I looked at your friend's face
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and thought someone had just
come from her make up trial.
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Now, if our grooms and the...
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uh, other couple would
like to follow me,
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- I will begin our tour.
- Wonderful.
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You look great.
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All of our catering is provided
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by the neighboring farm.
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We have fresh cheeses, breads, meats.
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Oh, now I do apologize
if the peonies back there
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were a little overwhelming,
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it rained last night
and they just bloomed.
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It's perfect.
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David, I know you've
made me relinquish most,
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if not all of the wedding
planning to you at this point,
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but for what it's worth,
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this place is beautiful.
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- I think this is it.
- Mhmm.
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I think this is it, guys!
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See, David?
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Imagine if I wasn't
here for this moment.
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Mhmm, okay. Glad you're here.
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So, do we have a winner?
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If you're happy, I'm happy.
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We have a winner, Clive!
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Yes!
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It's a hell of a story, Johnny.
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So I'm next door, I'm
cleaning the bathroom
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and I want a snack.
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So I grab some of those
jail time toaster pops
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and I put them in the toaster,
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- and suddenly there's a fire.
- Oh, Roland.
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Why do they call them toaster pops
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if it says on the box, "Do not toast"?
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How mercurial is life?
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We all imagine being
carried from the ashes
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by the Goddess Artemis
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and here I get a balatron
from Barnum and Bailey.
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Okay.
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I, I have no idea what that means,
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but it doesn't sound good.
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Okay, I'm gonna go to lunch.
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Gotta get this burnt toaster
pop taste out of my mouth.
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Excuse me.
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Moira. I'm just glad you're okay.
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Hm.
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And first thing in the morning,
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I'm going in and I'm
fixing these latches.
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No need, John.
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I have been gifted a smoke signal
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and you will never again
find me back in the closet.
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Well, why don't we take
this one step at a time?
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This may come as a shock
to you, dear, but...
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I don't believe my career
has been that kind to me.
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- What?
- I all but perished
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in the name of an unrequited love
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for an industry that has
burned me over and over again.
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It's been difficult watching
you go through this, Moira.
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I know you'll want to fight
me tooth and nail, John.
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It's time my career took its final bow.
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Now, if, if...
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if that's... what you want, Moira,
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just know that I'm here if
you need me for anything.
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Oh, I have never needed less.
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Shall we take lunch outside today?
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- What a great idea.
- Lay a blanket somewhere!
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If you're feeling up for it,
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I mean I, I, I know
you're still a bit shaken.
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That's just it, John, I
have never felt more lucid.
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I'll fix a basket.
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And I am including that
Peruvian ayahuasca retreat
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we embarked upon with Al and Tipper.
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Okay.
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Okay, smiles over here please.
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Ted wants to know what we're doing.
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Okay, like, a little less eager
and maybe one without Stevie.
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- No offense.
- All right. Alexis,
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could you put the phone down?
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You're gonna be spending
six months with Ted,
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I think the two of you
can chill for a minute.
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Okay, this is our pricing guide.
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Starting with our gold,
silver, and bronze packages.
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But, as you'll see,
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we can really accommodate
almost any request.
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- Are these in dollars?
- Hm.
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Okay, um...
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is there a package lower
than the bronze package?
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Perhaps a copper package?
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No, we can't accommodate that.
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Did you not ask to see
the prices in advance?
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- They don't provide...
- We don't provide pricing in advance.
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Well, now we know why.
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This might be the worst day of my life.
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Okay, look.
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Um, you're clearly very desperate
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and I'm feeling terribly for you.
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I don't love the way you phrase that.
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Now, we did just have
a cancellation earlier
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in the week for a Sunday afternoon.
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- Sundays are good.
- We can work with that.
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Now, the first Sunday of every month
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is discounted already
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and we're unlikely to find someone else
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this late in the game.
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So, I would be happy to offer
you an additional 30% off.
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Oh my God!
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Yes, but the only problem
is: it's a month from today.
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This is basically free!
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David, that's not enough time.
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We need to give people notice.
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Uh, I planned my ex
girlfriend's intervention
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in less than an hour.
Plus, it'll weed out all the dead weight.
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Um... I will not be here in one month,
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so I guess that makes
me... the dead weight?
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I'm feeling a little tension.
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We're gonna find another venue, okay?
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We can't get married without Alexis.
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Why? She's the one that
can't wait to get out of here.
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I once dated someone who
left me for a stuffed animal.
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- I'm not having my big day...
- Our...
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Our big day compromised
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because Alexis wanted to chill
in a tankini for six months.
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Honestly, David,
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if this is the kind of
bride you're going to be,
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- I'm glad that I'm leaving.
- Wha?
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And I would never wear a tankini!
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Uh, just so you're aware,
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that is house made bacon
from the farm up the road.
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- Oh, give me this.
- Can... is that for everyone?
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- Oh, Please, please.
- Oh my God.
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Okay! God.
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Well, I guess
congratulations are in order.
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We didn't end up taking the venue.
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Really? What stopped you?
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Did they like, run out
of sandwiches or... ?
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Uh, yes. But that's not why.
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We don't want to get married
without you here, okay?
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- And?
- And, David?
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And I didn't mean to make you feel
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excluded from the day.
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Then again, when all you talk about
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is how excited you
are to get out of here,
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I don't really feel like
including you in stuff.
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David, just say you're sorry
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so we can get your sister
to the airport, okay?
252
00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:03,844
- Nevertheless...
- Mhmm.
253
00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:06,137
I might have overreacted
254
00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:08,530
- and for that, I am apologetic.
- Wow.
255
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,004
So, you're sorry.
256
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,116
I knew there was a reason
I came on this trip.
257
00:11:13,141 --> 00:11:14,569
My God.
258
00:11:14,594 --> 00:11:19,851
I am remorseful over an
action I participated in.
259
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,338
- Dammit!
- What is going on?
260
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,149
- Car won't start.
- What?!
261
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:25,882
Well, I can't be late for my flight!
262
00:11:25,907 --> 00:11:27,343
Okay, well why don't you go inside
263
00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,585
and ask Clive for help then?
264
00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,377
Because my feet are killing me, David.
265
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:32,390
- Oh my God!
- Why don't we go inside
266
00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,316
and see if there's
anything Clive can do, okay?
267
00:11:34,341 --> 00:11:36,163
Why do I feel like Clive
doesn't handle stress well?
268
00:11:36,188 --> 00:11:36,929
Come on.
269
00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:40,089
Um, this might be a stupid question,
270
00:11:40,114 --> 00:11:43,201
but... why are you wearing
high heels on an airplane?
271
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,236
Oh, I'm not wearing them on the plane,
272
00:11:45,261 --> 00:11:47,162
they hand out slippers with the mimosas.
273
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,374
When was the last time you flew economy?
274
00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:50,850
Hmm?
275
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:58,015
Hard to believe this is our
first trip down to the creek.
276
00:11:58,765 --> 00:12:01,195
You know, Moira, after
the week we've had,
277
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,321
this is the perfect way to end it.
278
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,053
To think I nearly made you a widower.
279
00:12:06,619 --> 00:12:08,202
Oh, John, I can just see you
280
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,228
aimlessly wandering through life.
281
00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:12,505
Stoic but stymied,
282
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,786
not a friend in the
world and so very lost.
283
00:12:15,811 --> 00:12:17,879
Well, you're here now, Moira,
284
00:12:18,057 --> 00:12:19,584
and so am I.
285
00:12:19,609 --> 00:12:21,780
And, with your career behind you,
286
00:12:21,805 --> 00:12:25,007
we'll be able to... take advantage
of more days like this.
287
00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:28,827
Does this not remind you
of that wellness retreat
288
00:12:28,852 --> 00:12:30,386
we went to in Evian,
289
00:12:30,411 --> 00:12:33,334
right after Alexis ended
things with Sean Penn?
290
00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:36,405
Yes. You and I wandered
down to the lake,
291
00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:39,228
ne'ery a person to be found.
292
00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:41,421
Bid adieu to our clothing
293
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:43,611
and let the cool sting
of the mineral water
294
00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,637
remind us that we were, in fact,
295
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,577
alive and well.
296
00:12:47,794 --> 00:12:50,196
I lost my Patek Philippe in that lake,
297
00:12:50,663 --> 00:12:53,665
but I wouldn't have
had it any other way.
298
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:58,764
We seem to have found ourselves
alone again, Mr. Rose.
299
00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:01,069
- Moira, that was 15 years ago!
- Mm-hm?
300
00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:02,595
What if someone sees us?
301
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,178
Who knows what will
befall us tomorrow, John?
302
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,037
You could be hit by a Mack truck,
303
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:11,008
or bopped on the head by a
tiny piece of space debris!
304
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,701
I don't know, it feels risky.
305
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,639
Let me just attend to one thing first.
306
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,565
Moira, whatever it is can wait.
307
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,209
No, no. Before we re-baptize ourselves
308
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,769
I'm going to call my
agent and make it official!
309
00:13:22,794 --> 00:13:25,272
Moira Rose is tech un-avail,
310
00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:27,465
she has a life to live.
311
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,558
I'm proud of you, Sweetheart.
312
00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:33,084
You just remove those
vetements, Mr. Rose,
313
00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:35,264
I'll be back in the
shake of a lamb's rump.
314
00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,959
As soon as I find a signal.
315
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:45,178
Ugh! Ugh! Like...
316
00:13:50,353 --> 00:13:53,350
- What's going on over there?
- I'm trying to check in!
317
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:55,639
If we're going to be late, I'm going
to at least do everything I can
318
00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:59,109
to not miss my flight, because I
have never needed a vacation more.
319
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:00,601
Yeah, this?
320
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,099
I think this is what might
be bothering your brother.
321
00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:05,967
Okay, I get it, my life
is an inconvenience.
322
00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:07,827
That. Um,
323
00:14:07,852 --> 00:14:10,077
or the fact that you've
been talking nonstop
324
00:14:10,102 --> 00:14:12,169
about how desperate you
are to get out of here?
325
00:14:13,079 --> 00:14:15,280
I think it might be
hurting his feelings.
326
00:14:15,382 --> 00:14:18,053
Okay. I'm moving to a place
that doesn't have a Sephora
327
00:14:18,078 --> 00:14:20,479
for literally 2700 miles,
328
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,264
so I'm sorry if I'm
trying to convince myself
329
00:14:22,289 --> 00:14:24,090
that I'm doing the right thing.
330
00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:26,724
I might still be a bit boozy,
331
00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:29,251
- Yes, I can confirm that.
- But...
332
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:33,545
I've actually been jealous of your trip.
333
00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:37,366
Like, you're getting out there,
334
00:14:37,391 --> 00:14:38,936
seeing the world.
335
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,905
And now that Cabaret's over,
336
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:44,568
I feel like I might need
to be doing more of that.
337
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,861
I just wish I had your...
338
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,530
what's going on?
339
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,623
Because I think I might be
in the middle of giving you
340
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,115
a compliment for the first time, so.
341
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,264
Yes, and I am super
touched, it's just that
342
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:57,424
I'm having trouble
getting my boarding pass.
343
00:14:57,449 --> 00:14:59,550
Like, do they not let
people in economy check in
344
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:01,042
for the flight?
345
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,935
Can I see your phone?
346
00:15:06,132 --> 00:15:09,412
Okay. Um, think I've found the problem...
347
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:12,209
your flight's not
leaving for another month.
348
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,708
What?! Give me that!
349
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,170
No, it says right
here, 0-7-0-8.
350
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:21,123
Yeah, but it's day before month,
351
00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:23,811
so you're not leaving on July 8th,
352
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:27,108
- you're leaving on August 7th.
- What?
353
00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:30,655
Ugh, and my stupid ticket
doesn't allow for any changes.
354
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,614
Ugh! What am I supposed to do?
355
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,921
Well, maybe you could
start by telling David
356
00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:38,256
that you messed up and he
can book the venue after all!
357
00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:40,139
Okay, I would literally
rather sleep at the airport
358
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:42,198
- for a month.
- Yeah.
359
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:43,590
Can you hear me now?
360
00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:45,623
No, I'm not blocking the microphone
361
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:47,449
with my finger anymore!
362
00:15:48,502 --> 00:15:49,936
Okay, no I was.
363
00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,075
Now... yes?
364
00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:54,629
Oh, well, what would
the back end look like
365
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,255
on a deal like that?
366
00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:59,959
Oh, I see, what an emphatically Kismetic
367
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:01,818
turn of events. Oh, John's here now.
368
00:16:01,843 --> 00:16:04,678
Okay, talk soon. Kisses!
369
00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:08,652
Johnathan, have we found
ourselves a new friend?
370
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:11,280
- Hmm.
- Hello ma'am, I'm Officer Cornwall.
371
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,381
I was off duty when
I came across this man
372
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,041
in a state of undress,
down by the creek.
373
00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:18,065
He claims to be your husband?
374
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,592
Last I checked,
375
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,491
a decades-long successful marriage
376
00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:23,286
is not a criminal offense.
377
00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:24,812
No, no it is not.
378
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,384
However, indecent exposure certainly is.
379
00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:30,444
I found your husband
sunning himself in the creek,
380
00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:32,670
like he was in some Grecian bath.
381
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:34,897
No, I don't think we
need to editorialize.
382
00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:37,338
John, I'm so sorry,
383
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,780
I was engrossed in a
very stirring phone call.
384
00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:43,069
Officer, perhaps we could
arrange a plea bargain?
385
00:16:43,094 --> 00:16:45,762
Well, since I wasn't
supposed to be fly fishing
386
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,755
at this end of the creek, uh...
387
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:50,083
I think we can leave it at a warning.
388
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:51,522
Oh, thank you, Officer,
389
00:16:51,547 --> 00:16:53,537
for your almost militant commitment
390
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,730
to the protection of our community.
391
00:16:55,926 --> 00:16:59,326
I promise to keep my husband
habilimented from now on.
392
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:05,051
John, you won't believe what's happened!
393
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:08,264
What happened was, you left me alone,
394
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:10,014
struggling to get out of a creek!
395
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,616
The algae was so slippery,
396
00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:13,702
the cop had to throw
me his fishing line.
397
00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:16,420
Well, button back up
your birthday tux, John,
398
00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:18,616
because I've just found
out the "Crows" movie
399
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:20,642
is back in business!
400
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:23,418
- What?
- Yes! Apparently it's been
401
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,069
picked up by Interflex,
402
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,795
a brand new streaming service.
403
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,454
Can you believe that?
404
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,482
Moira, you were just
saying what a relief
405
00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:33,347
it was to have the ups
and downs of your career
406
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:35,436
- behind you, and...
- I know, right?
407
00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:37,062
How serendipitous is this?
408
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,561
At the precise moment
I choose to walk away,
409
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:43,100
the industry comes crawling
back to me on all fours.
410
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,927
I just worry about the next
time it's not great news.
411
00:17:45,952 --> 00:17:47,820
A new day has dawned.
412
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:51,514
It took my accepting that
I could quit at any time
413
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,341
to realize I mustn’t, John. Ever.
414
00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:59,220
If this is what you
really want, then I'm...
415
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:02,657
- I'm happy for you.
- Thank you, John.
416
00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:06,069
It appears officer fly
fish has taken his leave,
417
00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:07,828
how about that dip?
418
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,255
Oh, I think the moment has passed.
419
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,194
Okay, roadside assistance
420
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,220
isn't gonna be here for the next hour,
421
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,725
so we're going to call you a cab.
422
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,030
And Clive didn't have jumper
cables because he doesn't drive
423
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,803
because he's scared of car horns.
424
00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:23,280
Okay, um, David?
425
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:26,381
I also have something that
I would like to say to you...
426
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,940
as well.
427
00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:30,561
Okay?
428
00:18:31,663 --> 00:18:33,464
I am sorry also,
429
00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:36,101
for rubbing my trip in your face.
430
00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,685
The truth is,
431
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,478
is that I'm really gonna miss you.
432
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,046
Thank you.
433
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,818
I'm going to miss you, as well.
434
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,473
And I just feel so bad
about standing in the way
435
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,833
- of your dream wedding.
- Oh...
436
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,834
But maybe I should just, like,
437
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,453
- push my trip back by a month.
- Wow.
438
00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,785
Okay. I am not having
you push your trip back.
439
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,312
No, I insist.
440
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,729
What's going on?
441
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,073
Nothing, David, just
accept your wedding gift.
442
00:19:11,098 --> 00:19:12,648
- Patrick, call a cab, please.
- 'Kay.
443
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,922
Okay, no, don't call a cab! Ugh.
444
00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:17,984
- My flight got delayed.
- Delayed by a month?
445
00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:20,406
- This is like watching a car crash.
- Ugh.
446
00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:22,409
You mixed up the day and the
month on your ticket again,
447
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,063
- didn't you?
- No! I... no.
448
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,932
Like that time you showed
up to Kate Winslet's wedding
449
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,023
- a month late.
- The calligraphy was hard to read
450
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,849
and Billy Zane also did
the same thing, David.
451
00:19:29,874 --> 00:19:33,453
- Unbelievable.
- Okay, well the upside
452
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,021
is that you guys can now take the place,
453
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,180
so actually, you're welcome.
454
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:39,977
She's right, David.
455
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,317
We could go back and talk to Clive.
456
00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:46,969
Do we go back and talk to Clive?!
457
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:48,962
Ew.
458
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,854
- Oh my God.
- What is that?
459
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,641
It's like a thousand babies teething.
460
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,410
Didn't he say there
was a farm up the road?
461
00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:55,836
Uh, that is correct.
462
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,523
They process their pork on the
first Sunday of every month,
463
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,415
hence our discounted rates.
464
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,063
Did I hear that the wedding was back on?
465
00:20:04,088 --> 00:20:05,672
Hey. This is not a winner, Clive.
466
00:20:05,697 --> 00:20:07,298
Okay. I can't stop hearing it!
467
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,360
It sounded like a thousand Guinea pigs
468
00:20:13,385 --> 00:20:15,452
were being shoved into a wood chipper.
469
00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:17,297
- Pork chops?
- Oh, no thank you.
470
00:20:17,322 --> 00:20:18,430
I'll have my later, thanks.
471
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:19,856
Well, it sounds to me like you two
472
00:20:19,881 --> 00:20:22,636
dodged a bacon-wrapped
bullet. I'll say it again...
473
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:26,069
life is but a strand of happy accidents.
474
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,694
You've never said that before.
475
00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:30,022
It's such great news
about the film, Mrs. Rose.
476
00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:31,607
Interflex is huge.
477
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,500
Oh, wait 'til our movie drops.
478
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,903
So, I just talked to Ted.
479
00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,595
He's devastated, obviously,
480
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,264
but he did say that it's
probably for the best
481
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,795
because he still hasn't
lizard-proofed his place
482
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,488
and I have absolutely no desire
to be there until that happens.
483
00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:47,447
You see? Further proof
that life is but a...
484
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,021
- Okay. We get it.
- Strand.
485
00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:51,222
Well, I, for one, am happy to have you
486
00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:53,281
- for another month, Alexis.
- Thank you.
487
00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:56,032
Hey, what if we got married here?
488
00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:57,902
What if we got married
under a highway overpass?
489
00:20:57,927 --> 00:20:59,327
I'm serious.
490
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,610
This place means something to you guys.
491
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,506
Put a tent in the back,
string up some lights.
492
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:05,032
You could make it beautiful.
493
00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:09,679
- I'll think about it.
- Okay.
494
00:21:09,704 --> 00:21:11,371
Oh, in other news...
495
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,948
your father was arrested
for indecent exposure.
496
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,035
- Ew, I'm eating!
- Moira.
497
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:20,129
Okay. There's no backing out now!
498
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:25,153
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