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ARNOLD: Oh, God.
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-JOSH: Tom.
-What are you doing?
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Pretending to help by standing
in various parts of the house
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but you're not actually doing anything.
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I just saw Arnold pack his guitar.
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Oh, no.
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HANNAH: Uber is not my fault!
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Happy birthday!
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Sorry, I'm late.
Someone called me fat in Year 3.
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ELLA: Look what we did to the van.
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HANNAH: Ooh.
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That's great.
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Great.
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♪ Ooooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah ♪-♪ Ooooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Oh, yeah ♪-♪ Ooooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪
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-♪ Ooooh, ooh ♪-♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪
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-♪ Ooh ♪-♪ I've left better behind ♪
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-♪ I'll be fine ♪-♪ Yeah ♪
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-♪ Yeah ♪-♪ Fine ♪
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-♪ Make my mamma turn another blind ♪-♪ Eye ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ay ♪
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♪ I've left better behindI'll be fine ♪
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JOSH: Maybe we should call my Mum.
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She'll still be
pretending to be asleep.
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ROSE: Oh hello, this is Rose,I can't come to the phone right now.
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Please leave your messageand then press the, uh...hash key.
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-(PHONE BEEPS)
-Hi, Mum!
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Ah, we're just on our way camping
for Hannah's birthday.
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I would put her on
but she is having too much fun,
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isn't that right, Hannah?
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Mm, fun.
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Ah, what else? Arnold's here.
Just miserable.
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-I'm not miserable.
-Just miserable.
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He just, will not stop talking
about how much weight you've put on.
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Ah, not this again.
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Not in a mean way.
In like a nice way. Like he likes it.
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Mm! Mm, delicious.
Yeah. Here, I'll let him explain.
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Sorry. Hi, Rose.
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I don't have any opinions
about your figure.
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I think we both know this.
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Just give her a compliment.
She needs your support.
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You're very independent.
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Like a Destiny's Child.
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I mean, that's a lie.
Obviously that's a weird lie
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that he's told me
because you are very needy.
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What else is happening? Uh, Ella's here.
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She's driving the van
'cause she's a feminist.
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Hi, Rose! We wish you were here!
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Maybe you should drive down
when you wake up!
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Hmm. Ah, Tom, is Tom wearing headphones?
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(LAUGHS)
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What a creep. Every time I think
I can't be more surprised by him,
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he goes and does something
more weird.
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Ah, Arnold, maybe you can pretend
to be Tom.
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"Hi, I'm Tom.
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"I think I'm interesting,
but actually I just have a beard.
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"I don't call my dad enough."
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-(LAUGHS)
-What?
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Nothing, Tom.
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Ah, and...
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Now I guess, we'll sing you a song. Um...
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♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪
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♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪
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ALL SINGING:
♪ Everybody's looking forward ♪
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♪ To the weekend ♪
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♪ Friday, Friday ♪
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♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪
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♪ Everybody's looking forward ♪
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♪ To the weekend, weekend ♪
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♪ Friday, Friday ♪
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♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪
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♪ Everybody's looking forward ♪
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♪ To the weekend ♪
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♪ Partyin', partyin', yeah! ♪
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♪ Partyin', partyin', yeah! ♪
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♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun ♪
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♪ Lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
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ARNOLD: Um, babe, I think, I think
the poles might go through these holes.
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-JOSH: I've set it up before.
-Yeah.
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It's just that I think it might not work
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if you don't put the right poles
in the right holes.
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I used to be a scout, remember?
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You know, I did scouts for a bit.
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Yeah, you weren't patrol leader though,
were you?
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-No.
-You were just a regular scout,
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just a junk scout. Like a peasant.
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ARNOLD: Yeah.
TOM: Hey, Ella?
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-ELLA: Yes, Thomas?
-Did you get that washing
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out of the machine?
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-No, I did not.
-Mm, good.
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-I was hoping you wouldn't do that.
-Yeah. Yeah. I thought,
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"Do you know what would be
less predictable than doing the thing
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"that I said I would do?"
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-Doing the opposite.
-Yep!
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Yep, the opposite. And I thought,
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if we're lucky, by the time we get home,
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your clothes will be completely ruined.
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Perfect, yeah.
Do you know what I didn't do?
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Um, get the bag
with all my special food in?
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Yeah, all the food for your special diet.
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Good, good.
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I think maybe we'll try the tent poles
in the other holes.
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Yeah.
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Got nothing to say
about how wrong you were?
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No.
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HANNAH: Hey, guys!
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I've got a surprise.
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Oh, my God!
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She has fireworks! She has fireworks!
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How long have you had those?
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Oh, not long.
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They've been illegal for eight years.
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Oh, a while.
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We absolutely cannot light
eight-year-old fireworks.
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We just definitely can't.
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Yes we can. Yes we can.
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They might explode.
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-Yeah.
-No.
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-No, sorry.
-We just can't. (CHUCKLES)
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Fine, we won't light
the fucking fireworks then.
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Just gonna go over there
and sit on a log.
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JOSH: You seem upset.
HANNAH: You seem observant.
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Hannah, we should set up your tent.
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Yeah, bit of a problem there.
I did not pack a tent.
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JOSH: I thought I said to bring a tent.
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Oh, you definitely did.
I just definitely forgot to pack a tent.
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When did you realise this?
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When we got here.
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What was your plan?
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-(ELLA GIGGLES)
-I'm still working on it.
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Oh, my plans never involve chit-chat.
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And you thought maybe
with a bit of time and thinking,
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you could materialise a tent?
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Thought I could sleep under the van.
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You did bring a big bag
of old fireworks, though.
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-HANNAH: Yep.
-But not a tent.
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No tent, just fireworks.
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You can sleep with us, Hannah.
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Oh, thanks.
That's very kind of you, Arnold.
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Just heard that you guys
weren't very good at threesomes.
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(ELLA AND TOM LAUGH)
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Hannah, you can sleep
on the floor of the van. Like a sleepover.
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Tom, can we braid your hair?
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Yeah.
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I've decided the fireworks are safe
and fine and actually very thrilling.
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Yes!
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I think Tom should film them,
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so if something does go wrong,
we become viral internet sensations.
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(GIGGLES)
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Hey guys, um... I brought my guitar
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and I thought maybe
I could sing Hannah a song.
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Okay.
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(STRUMS CHORD)
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♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪
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♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪
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♪ Find light in the beautiful sea ♪
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♪ I choose to be happy ♪
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♪ You and IYou and I ♪
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♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪
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♪ You're a shooting star I see ♪
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♪ A vision of ecstasy ♪
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♪ When you hold me I'm alive ♪
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♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪
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♪ I know that we ♪
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♪ Become one right away ♪
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♪ One right away ♪
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♪ At first I felt the energy ♪
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♪ Of sun ray ♪
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♪ Light inside your heart ♪
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-Okay, so I invented a game.
-Ugh.
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Ugh... Why "ugh"?
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(CHUCKLES) I don't know.
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You've just started going "ugh" at the end
of my sentences. It's become habit.
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I'm so sorry.
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So the game is called
"Let's All Compliment Hannah".
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HANNAH: Oh, I don't like this game.
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No, yes, but if we designed all activities
around what you liked,
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we'd be in your bed
eating savoury snacks, okay?
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Was that an option?
Why wasn't I told that was an option?
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So, we all compliment Hannah and then...
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Hannah has to give us an insult.
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Okay then. Fine.
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Yes! I will go first.
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Hannah, I think you have
Hollywood cheekbones,
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like Eddie Redmayne, or Johnny Depp,
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or like a woman, any woman also.
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-Cate Blanchett.
-Yes. Sure.
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Ooh, I'm so jealous of her cheekbones.
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Okay, so now, Hannah,
you have to insult Josh.
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Josh, you are a bully to Tom.
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Is that an insult?
I don't know if that's an insult.
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Tom likes being bullied.
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No, I don't.
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Okay, well... Well, this is shocking.
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(LAUGHTER)
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But fine, yes,
I guess that's an insult. Arnold?
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Ah, Hannah, I think you
are really strong-minded and independent.
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That's nice rephrasing for "lonely".
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No, Hannah, you're not allowed
to insult yourself, okay?
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You're only allowed to insult Arnold.
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Pretty sure that's exactly
the same compliment you gave Josh's Mum.
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Okay Arnold, I preferred it
when you were more scared of the world.
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Wait, I'm still scared.
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I don't mean it. I hate this game.
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Thomas, your turn.
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Hannah, I feel like you
and I have a lot in common.
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Ugh, I feel like that's an insult
for both of us.
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I agree.
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Tom, how could you
in any way think that's a compliment?
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Bully! Bully!
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Hannah, I think that you are fantastic
and hilarious,
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and I think you're a really good friend
to Rose,
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and you're beautiful.
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I think you say things
you don't mean to make people like you.
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(LAUGHS)
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That is such a good insult.
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(LAUGHTER)
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ELLA: Oh, my God,
do you think someone died?
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ELLA: Like in that movie?
JOSH: Maybe someone drowned.
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-TOM: Well, that's our night ruined.
-Ooh, I wanna go see.
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No. No, let's not use
a potentially dead man as entertainment.
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No, let's not be those guys.
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If I was dead, I would absolutely not care
if someone looked at me.
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Yeah, I'm gonna take a look.
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-No.
-What if they need our help?
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How could they possibly need our help?
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What if they've been stung by a jellyfish
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and they need someone to pee
on them and none of them need to go?
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Josh could do it. He always needs to pee.
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See ya later, sucker.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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I would quite like to go see.
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You don't need to go and see, Josh.
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You see, because like everyone else
is going to see
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and I also would like to go see.
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Okay, fine. You go. I'll wait here.
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Yes? Is this a trick?
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It's not a trick. Go.
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Do you promise I'm not going to get
in trouble?
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I mean, it's just disgusting, isn't it?
It's not a fun Friday night.
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Correct. Can't you just stay here
and feel superior?
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I'm going back to the tent.
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What? What?
No, fine, okay fine. I'll stay here.
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They can all go see
and I'll stay here with Arnold,
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in trouble, again.
250
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,240
I mean, I don't know why you don't care
if I'm involved or not.
251
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,440
No, that's not a thing.
252
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,000
That's not a thing, me caring if you come.
I wanted you to come, okay?
253
00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,200
That's just a thing that you invented
in your head and then got sad about.
254
00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,320
No, it's like the boat all over again.
255
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,400
It is not the boat!
256
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,280
-Yes it is.
-What are you talking about?
257
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,680
You have to go on
with this boat thing. It's deranged!
258
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,280
Nah, it's just you and your dad
taking a lovely little boat
259
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,120
ride out on the seas
260
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,560
and leaving me behind.
261
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,120
It's absolutely not my fault
you get seasick.
262
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,840
I do not get seasick.
263
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,960
One hundred percent. One hundred percent,
264
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,720
you said you get seasick.
265
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,960
I mean, I don't even know
why we're talking about the boat again.
266
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,080
Hey, but you brought it up.
It is the stupidest...
267
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,800
This is the stupidest...
268
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,200
The stupidest...
Fuck, I just don't even know...
269
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,840
I just think probably
that you just hate me.
270
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,120
No, you hate me.
271
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,000
It's just so clear, every time
you have like a couple of drinks,
272
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,760
that you just hate me
273
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,400
and I wish you would just break up
with me,
274
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,240
so we didn't have to bother any more.
275
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,840
-Fine. We're broken up then. Done.
-Yeah?
276
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,520
-We're single?
-Yeah, single, ready to mingle.
277
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,520
How was it?
278
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,520
I want to go back to the campsite.
279
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,800
Why?
280
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,840
Yeah, it was, um...
281
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,960
It was pretty bad.
282
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,720
The um, policeman asked if we knew him,
283
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,080
and when we said no,
284
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,560
he asked us why we were there
and none of us could answer.
285
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,120
JOSH: Him?
286
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,760
-The body.
-Oh.
287
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,320
They kept trying to shut his eyes
but they wouldn't close.
288
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,920
Just kept bouncing back open.
289
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,880
He had a tattoo of a child on his body.
290
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,080
-Probably his child, I reckon.
-Jesus Christ.
291
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,680
We just looked like the worst people.
292
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,400
Arnold, you were absolutely right.
293
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,760
Nah, I've seen worse.
This guy still had a face.
294
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,360
I feel a bit sick.
295
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,600
Hmm.
296
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,400
I'm sorry about last night.
It's just sometimes when you're drunk,
297
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,840
it's fun to pretend
that we're single for, like, 20 minutes,
298
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,240
but then you hate it
and I'm sorry and let's never fight again.
299
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,120
-ELLA: Silly string fight!
-(YELLING)
300
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,640
(GRUNTS)
301
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,160
Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
302
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
I think I'm bleeding.
303
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,640
HANNAH: I just don't understand
why you think I'd love an ambush
304
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,760
for a birthday present.
305
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,280
You're doing so good, Arnold.
306
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,840
Just like a big brave man,
a big brave strong man.
307
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,200
So brave.
308
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,920
I mean, I love being alone.
309
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,360
Why would you un-alone me by surprise
and think that'd be fun for me?
310
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,080
JOSH: Good as new. (CLICKS TONGUE)
311
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,240
-I'm gonna cum.
-Yeah?
312
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,520
You're gonna make me cum.
313
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,920
(GROANS)
314
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,600
(EXCLAIMS)
315
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,600
(PANTING)
316
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,880
What can I... What can I do to help?
317
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,040
Um...
318
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,400
-No really, I'm fine.
-No, no, no. We can make this happen.
319
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,400
-You okay?
-Yeah.
320
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,280
Um...
321
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,280
Maybe I'll just...
322
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,920
-Yeah? Yeah.
-Yeah, I'll do it.
323
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,240
Okay.
324
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120
JOSH: What are you doing?
325
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,520
-I'm just...
-Okay.
326
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,640
Pants. Okay.
327
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,040
-(CHUCKLES)
-What's wrong?
328
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,960
Your... Just your forehead.
329
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,600
Have you got like a little tissue?
330
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,840
(PULLS ZIPPER)
331
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,240
-You okay?
-Yeah. Yeah, I had fun anyway.
332
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,760
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)
333
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,400
Excuse me. Sorry.
334
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,040
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)
335
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,240
(MACHINE BEEPS)
336
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,280
I love corn chips.
337
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,480
You staying up
to watch the tennis tonight?
338
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,920
No.
339
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,080
You don't like the tennis?
340
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,800
Uh... I don't know.
341
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,840
I'd love to watch the tennis,
except I'm stuck here. Man's gotta eat!
342
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,560
ROSE: Yeah, okay.
343
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,920
JOSH: I have this memory
of just loving him
344
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,280
and the more I try and get it back,
the more I strangle it, and I just...
345
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,200
Yes, I know! We've been having
this same conversation for six months.
346
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,680
I just feel like the amount of time
347
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,680
I spent trying to massage
this relationship,
348
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,400
I could have learnt the clarinet.
349
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,960
Mm, and clarinets don't ruin
Shine bright like a diamond.
350
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,320
Mm.
351
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,200
-They probably would, actually.
-Absolutely would, sorry.
352
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,720
Just trying to be supportive.
353
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,400
I mean, I just have to, don't I?
354
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,240
Just have to do it.
I just have to break up with him.
355
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,760
No, no, no, no, just...
356
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,200
Take a step back here,
357
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,520
try and get some perspective.
358
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,560
Everything looks disgusting
from too close. Like skin.
359
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,560
No, it's been decided.
360
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,280
(SIGHS)
361
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,520
I think maybe
he just doesn't like me any more.
362
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,840
I've been trying so hard
not to fight with him.
363
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,720
And then what happens?
364
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,680
Everything goes blank, and when I come to,
365
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,000
we're arguing about the right way
to chop an onion.
366
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,560
Well, the good news is,
Josh definitely does like you,
367
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,000
so you can stop worrying about that.
368
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
Does he, though?
369
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,280
The thing is that you're assuming
he doesn't like you, you know?
370
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,480
And I feel like maybe you assume
that a lot of people don't like you.
371
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,200
So when Josh says to you you're chopping
the onion wrong,
372
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,840
what you hear is,
"You're not the boyfriend I want",
373
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,080
when really all he's saying is,
"You're chopping the onion wrong".
374
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,640
No, I just want him to say,
375
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,400
"You're doing a really great job.
I support your decisions."
376
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,360
-That doesn't sound like Josh.
-(CHUCKLES)
377
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,560
Don't know who that sounds like,
to be honest.
378
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,000
Definitely not someone we would
become friends with.
379
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
Hey... Hey!
380
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,720
Excuse me.
381
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Hey, excuse me.
382
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,200
Yes?
383
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,520
Can I ask you something?
384
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,160
What?
385
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,480
Are you married? (SCOFFS) Hey!
386
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,320
Hey wait!
You don't have to be rude.
387
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,000
I was just asking you a question.
388
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,520
(CHUCKLES) Hey, excuse me.
389
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,960
You're being very rude, young lady!
390
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,880
Fuck off! Just fuck off
and leave me alone!
391
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,000
MAN: All right!
392
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,520
-Get lost! Leave me alone!
-Hey, I'm sorry.
393
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,040
Crazy bitch!
394
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,760
(PANTING)
395
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,760
JOSH: Hi, I'm Josh, I'm not here.I'm sorry, leave a message, goodbye.
396
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,240
-(LINE BEEPS)
-Ah, hi lovely.
397
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,560
I'm sorry I missed your call before.
398
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,360
I hope you're having
a really lovely time camping
399
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,960
and I really hope that Hannah's
having a good time too.
400
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,880
Um, ah, goodbye.
401
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,280
See you.
402
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,400
Fireworks are ready! Are you ready?
403
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,720
Josh just told me
he's breaking up with Arnold.
404
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,800
What?
405
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,920
No, no, no, no, no.
406
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,520
I am in love with Hannah for doing this.
407
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,400
-Yeah.
-I'm using them all! My whole stash!
408
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,080
-Oh shit, I really stuffed up.
-What do you mean?
409
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,320
Thing is, once you light them,
they require your immediate attention!
410
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,720
I just told Arnold that Josh
was still in love with him.
411
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Why would you do that?
412
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,720
HANNAH: Are you paying attention?
413
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,080
I was just trying to be helpful.
414
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,240
Oh!
415
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480
Oh.
416
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,640
Fuckin' light.
417
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,560
Oh.
418
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,240
Shit.
419
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,320
Shit. Fuck.
420
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Yes.
421
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,360
Oh.
422
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,160
HANNAH: Ooh.
423
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,280
-I love you.
-I love you.
424
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,160
HANNAH: Yes!
425
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,400
That was great!
426
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,760
-Yeah, it was.
-Yes, it was.
427
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,920
(CHUCKLES)
428
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,280
-Yes!
-(GRUNTS)
429
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,400
(JOSH SOBBING)
430
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,840
Oh no, what's wrong?
431
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,080
Um...
432
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,520
I think we have to break up.
433
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,440
No.
434
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,720
-Yeah.
-No, no, no.
435
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,320
Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I just...
436
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,320
You wanna throw me away?
437
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,280
What? No. No, I just...
438
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,280
Oh no,
I really thought you saw this coming.
439
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,480
(SOBBING)
440
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,240
Honestly, I thought you'd be relieved.
441
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,680
Why here?
442
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,520
I just got overwhelmed.
We're always fighting.
443
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,160
And...
444
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,240
-I mean, I did not think this through.
-(TENT UNZIPS)
445
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,720
Morning! I'm making porridge.
446
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,080
You had to do this here, now?
447
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,840
You couldn't pretend
to like me until we got home?
448
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,000
JOSH: I just got a bit overwhelmed
and yeah, I made a mistake.
449
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,880
Oh, my God, this is happening.
450
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,920
ARNOLD: I can't believe
this is actually happening.
451
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,840
-Sorry.
-ARNOLD: Fuck you.
452
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,440
Seriously, stop crying.
453
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,160
He's crying in there?
454
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,480
Nah, porridge
is too cheerful for this shit.
455
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,840
Always worrying
about your fucking forehead.
456
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,800
It's not even your worst feature.
457
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,320
-Mole on lip.
-Tom, don't.
458
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,320
ARNOLD: You are
incapable of being happy.
459
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,920
Anytime everyone is happy and calm,
460
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,600
you say something mean.
461
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,160
ARNOLD: You're always
trying to start a fight.
462
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,400
A pathological quest for stimulus.
463
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,960
Claire got out. She did it.
464
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,640
I should have taken the hint
when your best friend left you,
465
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,400
that you're a shit guy.
466
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,080
I wish I could have
taken the hint for myself. Fuck!
467
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,400
You are never going to be happy, Josh.
468
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,920
(SOBBING AND GASPING)
469
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,040
I'm sorry.
470
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,800
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Josh.
471
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,000
I didn't... I didn't mean it, Josh.
472
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,480
I'm sorry. (CRYING)
473
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,440
Please don't. You don't have to do this.
474
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,040
He broke up with me.
475
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,040
ARNOLD: He's such a jerk.
476
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,800
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
477
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,440
Ooh, I love this song.
478
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,440
No Ella,
let's not turn this song up, yeah?
479
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,520
(TOM LAUGHS)
480
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,720
Ooh.
481
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,200
♪ For all the times ♪
482
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,680
♪ That you made me feel small ♪
483
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,800
(LAUGHS)
484
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,360
♪ I fell in loveNow I feel nothing at all ♪
485
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,440
-Oh, this really is not ideal.
-It's okay. It's fine.
486
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,240
♪ When I was vulnerable ♪
487
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,360
♪ Was I a fool to let youBreak down my walls ♪
488
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,920
♪ Cause if you like the way ♪
489
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,840
♪ You look that much ♪
490
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,280
♪ Oh, baby you should goand love yourself ♪
491
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,640
♪ And if you think that I'm ♪
492
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,320
♪ Still holdin' onto something ♪
493
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,840
♪ You should go and love yourself ♪
494
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,240
♪ 'Cause if you like the way ♪
495
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,000
♪ You look that much ♪
496
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,680
♪ Oh, baby you should goand love yourself ♪
497
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,080
♪ Yeah ♪
498
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,320
-♪ And if you think that I'm ♪-♪ You think ♪
499
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,920
-♪ That I'm ♪-♪ That I'm ♪
500
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,280
♪ Still holdin' onto something ♪
501
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:19,200
♪ You should go and love yourself ♪
502
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,120
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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