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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,640 Look, Mae, erm... (CLEARS THROAT) I'm gonna have to drop you here for a bit. 2 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,960 -What? Oh. Fine. -Yeah. 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,760 (STUTTERS) It's just that Rose doesn't know about you yet 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,720 and I really don't think this is the way for her to find out. 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,120 Yeah. It's okay, I understand. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,400 (STUTTERS) I know this is annoying. I'm really sorry. 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,920 -It's fine. -But I won't take long. I promise. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,360 I promise. I just want to make sure that you're okay. 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,160 -Yes. It's okay. I get it. -Okay. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,720 I don't know why you aren't hearing me when I say it is okay. 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,160 You just keep hearing your own voice going on and on 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,720 and ignore what I'm saying. 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,520 I just want to make sure that you're okay. 14 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,800 JOSH: Come on, Ma. You've got to get up. 15 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,240 Here we go. Up you get. Hey? 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,880 Let's go. Carpe diem. Seize the day. 17 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,440 It's time to get up. 18 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,720 Come on. Going to the psychiatrist. 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,080 ROSE: Joshua! 20 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,920 -Here we go. Come on. -No! 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 -You don't want to do that, trust me. -(LAUGHS) 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,480 -♪ I'll be fine ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,160 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Fine ♪ 24 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,480 -♪ Make my mamma turn another blind ♪ -♪ Eye ♪ 25 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,720 -You know I'll do it. -Don't. 26 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,280 -Just get up. Come on. -Don't... 27 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,520 Oh! 28 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,560 Jesus fuckin' Christ, Joshua! 29 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,760 JOSH: Psychiatrist! 30 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,840 -Won't be long. -Mmm-hmm. 31 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,480 I made you some, er, 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:29,400 "Hey, you aren't in hospital any more" celebration French toast. 33 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,080 -Oh, that's very sweet of you. -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 34 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,080 -(DOG BARKS) -Oh. 35 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,280 That's Dad, I think, with some of my stuff. 36 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,360 Do you, erm... Do you want to see him? 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,880 -No. -Okay. 38 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,760 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 39 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,160 -Hi. -ALAN: Hi. 40 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,160 There's more in the car. 41 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,040 Is, er, is your mum home? 42 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,600 -Yeah, of course. -Should I say hello? 43 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,920 No. She's... She's asleep. 44 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,600 -(WHISPERS) She's asleep? -Yeah. 45 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,800 Josh, she shouldn't be asleep. You need to get her up, doing things. 46 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,600 She'll just get more depressed if she's asleep. 47 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,920 JOSH: She's fine. 48 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,640 What... What she needs is some kind of hobby, 49 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,040 like, you know, crochet or something. 50 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,680 -Crochet? -Yeah. 51 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,880 I don't think knitting is gonna make her less depressed. 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,600 I know, but she needs to get out of the house. She needs to exercise. 53 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,000 What if she picked up the local paper round. 54 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,040 What the hell are you talking about? 55 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,920 Well, the local paper route, deliver the paper. 56 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,040 I think it's a good idea. 57 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,760 Then she'd be committed to getting up every day... 58 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,160 -That is a stupid idea. -...and going for a walk. 59 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,680 Plus, she'd make extra money. What do you mean? 60 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,920 -What's wrong with that? -She's mentally ill, 61 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,960 she's not saving up for a Game Boy. 62 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,520 Well, how about... How about some sort of team thing, you know? 63 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,600 Like where she can make friends and meet people 64 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,720 and, you know, like indoor cricket or something. 65 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,320 Have you ever actually met Mum? 66 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,520 -She doesn't play indoor cricket. -Well, it was just an idea, Josh. 67 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,720 -There actually wasn't much stuff. -Yeah. 68 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,200 I told you you didn't need to go and pick it up. 69 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,920 I, erm, I got some coat hangers for you 70 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,600 because it looked like you didn't pack any, so... 71 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,880 I think Mum has coat hangers. 72 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,240 All right, let's get this stuff to your room and wake up your mother. 73 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,240 Oh, no. Er... I lied to you. 74 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,560 She's awake. But she just said she was too tired to want to see you. 75 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,560 -Thanks for picking up my stuff. -Okay. 76 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,320 Come on, John. 77 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,120 (LIFT BELL CHIMES) 78 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,600 (LIFT DOOR OPENING) 79 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,080 (METALLIC CLATTERING) 80 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,800 (SOBBING QUIETLY) 81 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,120 -(LIFT BELL CHIMES) -(DOOR OPENS) 82 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,520 ROSE: (CONTINUES SOBBING) Oh, God... 83 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,520 You okay? 84 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,400 I'm fine. I just... I hate coming here. 85 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,960 It's so humiliating. 86 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,360 What if someone sees me? 87 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,520 No-one's gonna see you, Ma. All right? 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,760 If they do see you, they're probably mental too, 89 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,680 -(GROANS) -So that's nice. You can... You can bond. 90 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,960 Josh, I just don't need to be here. 91 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,960 You don't need to go to the psychiatrist? 92 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,640 -No. -Well... 93 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,760 -You do. -Oh! 94 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,680 I made one mistake. (SIGHS) 95 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,160 You just started crying in an elevator. 96 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,760 We need to go in. 97 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,520 (SIGHS) 98 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,080 JOSH: Haven't they got this already? 99 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,080 Who's your next of kin? 100 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,560 You are. 101 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,760 -No. I can't be your next of kin. -Mmm. 102 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,800 You're my next of kin. I'm the child. 103 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,560 Oh, well, I can't very well ask Aunt Peggy, can I? 104 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,880 -She's all right. -(SCOFFS) 105 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,200 She hasn't even called me since the thing. 106 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,440 Wow. 107 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,280 Dad? 108 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,120 -Oh, my, God. I'm your next of kin. -Yes. 109 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,240 I'm responsible for you 110 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,120 -in case of emergency. -Yes. 111 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,240 That's not very encouraging for you, now, is it? 112 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,640 -(CHUCKLES) I'll be fine. -(DOOR OPENS) 113 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,200 Rose. Come with me, please. 114 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,760 Here you are. 115 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,160 Love you. Bye. 116 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,320 -(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) -Hi. 117 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,440 -Hi. It's your dad. -Hi. 118 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,560 How'd it go? 119 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,960 She's... She's still there. 120 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,480 What... You didn't go in with her? 121 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,000 To a psychiatrist appointment? 122 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,920 No. No, I didn't. 123 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 -Well, should you have? -I don't think so. 124 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,800 Oh. So when will you be done? 125 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,240 -I don't know, about an hour. -Right, okay, call me in an hour. 126 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,520 Okay. Bye. 127 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,120 Hi. What are you doing? 128 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Hello. 129 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,840 -I've been thinking a lot today. -Yes. 130 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,720 And I really think I could date a disabled person. 131 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,040 Oh, no. 132 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,920 I really think I could. I'm pretty proud of myself. 133 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 (LAUGHS) Tom, I think the fact you're proud of yourself 134 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,400 is a fairly strong indication you're not cut out for it. Okay? 135 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,320 I think it's probably pretty offensive. 136 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,600 No... I'm saying I would. How is that offensive? 137 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,680 -You're saying it like you're a hero. -Well, would you? 138 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,720 No. I don't think I could. 139 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,600 But... (SIGHS) 140 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,440 No, I just think I'm too selfish. 141 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,120 Surely that's more offensive. 142 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,840 No, I think it's just honest. 143 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,760 Why is your honesty not offensive and mine is? 144 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,520 Because you brought it up. Okay? 145 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,400 TOM: Geoffrey. 146 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,200 -Hey, babe. -Hi. 147 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,800 "Babe." 148 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,400 Tom thinks he could date a disabled person. 149 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,080 Do you think you could date a disabled person? 150 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,480 My uncle's disabled and he's a dick, so... 151 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,200 (LAUGHS) Yeah, but what if they weren't a dick? 152 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,800 What if they were, like, really charming? 153 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,280 Would you date your disabled uncle if he was very charming? 154 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,680 No. What the fuck, Tom? I wouldn't date my uncle. 155 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,880 -(CHUCKLES) -What are you doing here? 156 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,880 Erm, my Mum's at the doctor's so I thought I'd come and say hi. 157 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,320 -What are you doing tonight? -Nothing. Never anything. 158 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,840 -Let's have dinner. -Okay. Yeah. 159 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,360 -Sure. Where do you want to go? -I don't mind. 160 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,520 -Vietnamese? -No, I don't... Don't eat weird shit. 161 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,080 Of course. Erm... Cafe? 162 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,520 Pizza? We could get pizza or something? 163 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,160 -Yeah. -Yep. Okay. 164 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,240 Okay. 165 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,360 -TOM: Josh... -Hmm? 166 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,480 Do you think that we should talk about sex with men? 167 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,880 No. I don't... I don't think we should. I don't like talking about it. 168 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,520 I don't like thinking about it. Nuh-uh. No way. 169 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,080 I just don't want you to think 170 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,120 that you can't talk to me about gay stuff. 171 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,280 -(LAUGHS) -I can talk about gay things. 172 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,400 Tom, I... I know I can talk to you about gay things. 173 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,440 The other day you accidentally referred to Hairspray as "Our movie". 174 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,760 I'm just saying, I saw the way Geoffrey looked at you right now 175 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,480 -and I reckon... -No. Tom. I don't want to think... 176 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,000 Stop... Stop it. (CHUCKLES) 177 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,000 -I'm scared. I'm scared. -I've been doing some googling. 178 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,240 Yeah, of course. I've been doing googling too. Okay? 179 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,800 And the more I learn, the less I like. 180 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,000 I just want to make sure that you are emotionally prepared. 181 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,720 -I'm emotionally prepared. -Do you think that 182 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,000 he is going to want to put something in your bum? 183 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,680 (CHUCKLES) No. Surely not tonight. I mean... 184 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,600 Niamh touched my bum in the bath once. It hurt. 185 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,640 God, I just... 186 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,200 I just really think I'm gonna miss vaginas. 187 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,760 They just... They make so much sense, Tom. 188 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,680 You know? So nifty. 189 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,480 When are you gonna break up with Niamh? 190 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,280 I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't. 191 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,920 I know that I'll just end up lonely and dating whoever again. 192 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,280 And... She's all right. She's kind of like the best whoever. 193 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,640 She's not the best whoever. You could date any girl in this office, 194 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,240 and they would be better, any of them. 195 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,600 -She has something I like. -Tom, she lit your passport on fire. 196 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,720 Yeah, she didn't want me to leave. 197 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,160 -It was romantic. -Tom. 198 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,560 Okay. 199 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,440 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 200 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,200 -Hi. -Hi. It's your dad. What did he say? 201 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,200 He said that she can't be left alone. 202 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,400 Why? 203 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,120 Er... He thinks she might re-attempt. 204 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,120 That... That doesn't sound like good news, Josh. 205 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,920 No. No, it doesn't. 206 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,920 -Why does he think that? -I don't know. 207 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,760 -I was gonna go out tonight, as well. -Oh. 208 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,880 Well, do you want me to come over while you go out? 209 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,480 (CHUCKLES) No, I don't... 210 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,520 I don't think spending time with you will help her. 211 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,040 Okay. Well, ask Aunty Peg. 212 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,680 No, that's... That's a bad idea. 213 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:15,960 I'll just, erm... 214 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,560 -I'll sort it out, okay? -(PHONE BEEPS) 215 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,080 Oh. I'm getting another call. 216 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,560 -I gotta go. -Who from? 217 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,880 Geoffrey. It's not important. 218 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,040 Put me on hold. 219 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,360 All right. Fine. 220 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,200 Hey. 221 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,720 So how are you getting to dinner tonight? 222 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,120 Oh, God, Geoffrey... 223 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,920 Erm, I don't think I can do tonight. 224 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,640 My mum's psychiatrist said that I have to stay home and look after her. 225 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,400 Oh, okay, that's a shame. 226 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,480 Yeah, apparently she can't be alone and I'm all she's got. 227 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,600 For how long? 228 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,720 I don't know. 229 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,360 Maybe, like, a month or two. 230 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,200 I can't see you for a month or two? 231 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:52,200 No. (SIGHS) I'm sure... I... I don't know. 232 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,240 Okay, well, is this just, like, an elaborate way of ditching me? 233 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,840 No, not at all, I promise. I just... 234 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,880 Erm, okay, I'll try and fix it, okay? 235 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,960 Okay, bye. Kisses. 236 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,720 -Hi. -I gotta go. 237 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,120 Okay. 238 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,280 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 239 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,560 -Hey. -CLAIRE ON PHONE: Hi, 240 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,520 I have nothing to do. 241 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,280 Normally I'd come over and see Josh, but now I have nothing to do. 242 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,080 -Oh. That's a bit depressing. -What are you doing tonight? 243 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,200 I'm literally so bored I'll even play Nintendo. 244 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,960 Tonight, Claire, I am breaking up with Niamh. 245 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,240 -(CLAIRE CHUCKLES) -Shut up. I am! I'm gonna do it. 246 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,640 It's just hard, you know, and how much it's gonna hurt. 247 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,920 But... I can do it. I will do it. Tonight. 248 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,440 Oh. Well, I could always come by after that. 249 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,320 Sometimes I feel like you and Josh disregard my feelings. 250 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,400 Do you know where my orange cardigan is? I can't find my orange cardigan. 251 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,000 -Haven't seen it. -I thought I left it in the bathroom. 252 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,440 ROSE: Just wear another one. 253 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,040 No, I just... I only own blue jumpers. 254 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,400 I don't know why I only own blue jumpers. 255 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,040 Sometimes I want to wear blue pants. 256 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,400 It looks stupid if you wear blue jumpers with blue pants. 257 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,680 ROSE: Look at you, you're so flust... Are you going out on a date? 258 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,360 No. I'm just going out with friends. 259 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,520 Who with? 260 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,400 -Friends. Just new friends. -Well, what are their names? 261 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,520 I don't know. 262 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,880 You don't know their names? 263 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,960 Can't I just go out without telling you where I'm going? 264 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,120 Yes. 265 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,680 Good. 266 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,160 -(KNOCK AT DOOR) -(JOHN BARKS) 267 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,440 PEG: Oh, hello, John. 268 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,320 Well, here I am, come to look after your mother, 269 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,160 like I don't have better things to do. 270 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,080 Hi, Aunty Peg. 271 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,480 -You look nice. -Oh, thanks. 272 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,400 Ma, Peg's here. 273 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,760 (TELEVISION PLAYING) 274 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,880 PEG: Well, my girl. 275 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,920 You gonna say something, or just stand there like a zombie? 276 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,080 Hi. 277 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,040 -I'd love a cup of tea. -Okay. 278 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,800 Josh, there's something I've been wanting to ask you. 279 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,480 -Okay. -And don't be immature about it. 280 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,840 -How big are your testicles? -What? 281 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,160 -What the hell? -It's no big deal. 282 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,040 Just... Just roughly, how big are they? 283 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,640 Why do you want to know this? 284 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,600 Why? Why, why, why do you always have to ask "Why"? 285 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,440 Surely that's a good thing. Surely it's good for me to ask "Why?" 286 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,240 Now, surely you'd be a bit perturbed if I wasn't asking you "Why?" 287 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,560 If you were going to compare them to fruit, 288 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,200 -big grapes, kiwi fruit, a walnut? -I'm not answering. 289 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,240 It's just that I had been watching this documentary 290 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,000 -on Klinefelter's disorder. -Oh, no. No, you haven't. 291 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,840 Sometimes it's known as XXY syndrome. 292 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,400 You know how boys have an XY chromosome and girls have XX. 293 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,000 -Yes. Yes, I know. -Boys with this disorder have XXY. 294 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,640 I'm fairly confident I have the right amount of chromosomes. 295 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,640 It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's quite common. 296 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,480 And you do have some of the symptoms. 297 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,560 Am I really doing this badly at life 298 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,320 that you think I have bonus chromosomes? 299 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,520 Mum, does it feel like I have bonus chromosomes to you? 300 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,160 You have a pear-shaped body, 301 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,280 which isn't really right for a boy, now, is it? 302 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,120 -It's not that bad. -And man boobs 303 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,160 and you're quite effeminate. 304 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,520 But the most obvious symptom 305 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,960 is that your testicles do not develop in puberty. 306 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,160 So people who have this disorder have tiny, tiny testicles. 307 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,520 So that's why I asked you how big yours are, to check. 308 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,920 They're fine, okay? I promise you. Please believe me that they're fine. 309 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,120 -And... Just... -How do you know? 310 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,560 What are you comparing them to? 311 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,400 I mean, how many testicles have you seen? 312 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,360 Right! Okay, that's it. I'm out. 313 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,680 Ma, I'm taking your car. 314 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,240 Here's the keys. Thanks. 315 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,440 Peg, you just be nice. Okay? 316 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,240 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 317 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,840 I am pretty hungry. 318 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,160 Oh. 319 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,760 Prosciutto. 320 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,080 How old are you? 321 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,720 I'm 23. 322 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,320 Oh, okay. I'm 20. 323 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,960 -Really? -Yeah. 324 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040 I thought you were older. 325 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,480 Yeah, that's... That's because of my face. 326 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,560 Yeah, I'm... Yeah. 327 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,760 I look like a 50-year-old baby. You know? 328 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,320 No, I don't think so. 329 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,400 That was just a... 330 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,720 Just a joke. Just a little joke. 331 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,240 Oh. 332 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,920 What are you, erm... What are you thinking about ordering? 333 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,840 Oh. Actually, I don't think I'm gonna eat. 334 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,160 What? 335 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,880 Yeah, I had a really big lunch. 336 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,920 Oh, okay. Well, I guess... I guess I won't eat, either, then. 337 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,520 But you said before you were hungry. 338 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,000 Yes. Yes, I am hungry. 339 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,520 So, eat something. 340 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,720 You're quite right. Yes, I will eat. 341 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,720 What, is... Is that weird? Should I eat, too? 342 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,760 Er, it's a... Yeah, it's a bit weird. 343 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,400 But that's okay. You know. If you're not hungry, it's fine. 344 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,400 Maybe I should eat. Should I eat? 345 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,640 I don't know. 346 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,560 That's a decision that you have to make based on how your tummy is feeling. 347 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,960 Okay. 348 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,160 I won't eat. 349 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,680 I'm gonna get some water. Do you want some... Do you want some water? 350 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,520 No. 351 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,720 (DOOR OPENS) 352 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,360 We need to talk. 353 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,840 Okay. 354 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,240 -It's just... -Yeah? 355 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,600 It's just... I don't know, I... 356 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,440 I just don't like the way you've been treating me lately. 357 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,640 What do you mean? How have I been treating you? 358 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,720 Well, I feel like you never listen, like you don't care. 359 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,400 I care. Niamh, I care. 360 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,960 Well, you never stick up for me in front of your friends. 361 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,400 I do stick up for you. 362 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,280 You... You tease me, in front of them, like yesterday. 363 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,760 I wasn't teasing you. 364 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,600 I was just saying that people from Africa aren't African American, 365 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,840 They're African. 366 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,760 -Right. Well, I'm just sick... -(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING) 367 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,080 ...of sitting at home, just watching you play video games. 368 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,600 I mean, you're 21. You're not 15 any more. 369 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,840 You need to grow up. You need to leave the house. 370 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,960 I do leave the house. I left the house today. 371 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,200 Just... 372 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,200 Hey, Mum. Yep. 373 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,840 Yeah, no, I'm just with him now. 374 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,840 Mmm-hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE) 375 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,600 Yeah, no, I said that. Yeah. 376 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,120 Yeah, okay. Okay, I've got to go. 377 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,560 Okay. Okay, bye. 378 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,040 (SIGHS) 379 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,280 Do you see what I'm saying, Tom? 380 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,160 I mean, you say you love me, but I... I just don't see it. 381 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,040 I mean, you really embarrass me and, you know, 382 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,880 I don't think I want to be with someone who makes me feel like that. 383 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,520 Would you? 384 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,280 -No. -What? 385 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,960 No. I wouldn't. 386 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,240 I won't do it again. I'm sorry. 387 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,440 Okay. Good. 388 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,960 I love you. 389 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,560 I love you. 390 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,840 All right, hang on, I've just got to call Mum. 391 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,840 Hey. Yeah. Yeah, no, we spoke about it. 392 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,120 -Yeah, he's better. Mmm-hmm. -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 393 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,560 Yeah, no... Nah, he was fine. He understood. 394 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,160 Yeah, well, he knew I was right. 395 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,360 -Oh, yeah, totally. -CLAIRE: Hi. 396 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,080 -You do eat stuff like this, don't you? -NIAMH: Hey, erm, 397 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,400 can I just call you back in a second? 398 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,040 Claire. What are you doing here? 399 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,000 Oh, am I interrupting the... 400 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,400 No. 401 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,840 Er... It's just that I'm, you know, 402 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,880 kind of in the habit of popping over. 403 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,920 I guess it's kind of weird 404 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,240 now that Josh and I have broken up, though, right? 405 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,760 Just so alone. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 406 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,520 So I got three waters. 407 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,920 I know you said you didn't want one 408 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,680 but the cups are so small 409 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,960 and I was just worried that one wouldn't be enough 410 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,240 so I got myself two. 411 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,000 And then I was worried that if I brought two over 412 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,640 that you would think I got you one, so I got three. 413 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,080 Even though you said you didn't want one. 414 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,920 So, can I have one? 415 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,440 Yes. 416 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,760 Can't help but notice that you took the fullest one, 417 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,600 even though you said you didn't want any water. 418 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,160 Erm... I'm sorry. You're right. 419 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,520 I... I didn't want any. You have it. 420 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:11,800 Geoffrey, I was joking. You can have as much water as you like. 421 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,960 Special treat. 422 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,240 Oh. Ha! 423 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,720 Ah! 424 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,880 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 425 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,720 (TELEVISION PLAYING) 426 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,440 Guys. 427 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,000 Didn't expect you to be here. 428 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,000 Niamh. 429 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,200 I told you I was hanging out with Niamh and Claire tonight. 430 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,160 Of course you did. 431 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,640 Claire, this is, erm... Geoffrey. 432 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,960 I don't... I don't think you two have met. 433 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,040 But you're so pretty. 434 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,680 Yeah. Incredible. 435 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,280 Are you Josh's ex-girlfriend? 436 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,880 Oh, he's told me so many great things about you. 437 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,640 What? No, I haven't. 438 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,920 -(KISSES) -Oh. 439 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,560 Right. Well, this is fun. 440 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,720 We're just gonna go hang out in my bedroom. 441 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,560 Good. Good. 442 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,920 'Cause I'm just gonna stay here and watch Japanese manga with these two, 443 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,520 so... 444 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,280 Er, actually, Claire, it's anime. 445 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,640 Manga's the books. 446 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,560 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 447 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,160 I've been wanting to do this all night. 448 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,520 Oh, okay. 449 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,200 Is everything okay? 450 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,440 Yeah. No. Sure. I just... 451 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,880 I'm just worried about the others, listening. 452 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,400 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 453 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,440 Hey, what... What is this song? 454 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,640 It's from Romeo and Juliet, the ballet. 455 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,120 It's intense, yeah? 456 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,560 I hope the poor little guy's okay. 457 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,720 Just... Er... Maybe we could turn the lights down? 458 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,760 Just... Just a bit? 459 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,440 JOSH: That's my orange cardigan! 460 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,760 I've been looking for that all day. 461 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,600 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 462 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,600 GEOFFREY: I think I love you. 463 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,560 What? 464 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,960 I love you. 465 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,240 Oh. 466 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,880 I... I love you, too? 467 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,360 (GEOFFREY CHUCKLES) 468 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,000 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 469 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,920 Ignore it. 470 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,920 I can't. It might be my mum. 471 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,600 (CONTINUES RINGING) 472 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,880 (CHUCKLES) What? 473 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,960 Whoa. 474 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,560 Oh, it's just, there's nothing like a call from your dad 475 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,240 -to make your erection... Go away. -(EXHALES DEEPLY) 476 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,200 It's okay. I'll make it come back. 477 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,120 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 478 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,480 -Should get this one. -Ignore it. 479 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,920 Oh... 480 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,880 It's just... I think I need to... 481 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,880 -I just think I need to pee. -(CONTINUES RINGING) 482 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,640 -Okay? -(SIGHS) 483 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,440 (TELEVISION PLAYING) 484 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,840 Shut up. 485 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,240 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 486 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,400 (SIGHS) 487 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,000 Come and sit down. 488 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,280 Are we... Are we okay? 489 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,960 Is this okay? 490 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,160 Yes. 491 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,120 Do you not like me? 492 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,800 No. No, it's nothing like that. I just... 493 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,520 I just... I... I'm worried about... 494 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,600 (WHISPERS) I don't want to put anything in my bum. 495 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,720 What? 496 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,600 I said... 497 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,680 I don't want to put anything in my... In my bum. 498 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,240 Oh. 499 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,200 (CHUCKLES) Gosh, dude, 500 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,200 we don't have to put anything in your... 501 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,600 Oh, thank, God. 502 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,880 -(SIGHS) -(MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 503 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,360 I just... I really need to get that. I'm sorry. 504 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,360 What? 505 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,400 Mum's not answering the phone. 506 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,480 Well... Maybe she just doesn't want to talk to you. 507 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,080 No, I called the home phone. She wouldn't know it was me. 508 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,440 She's fine. I'm out. Aunty Peg's there. 509 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,160 Josh, I need you to go and check on them. 510 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,640 No, I'm... I'm not... No, I'm out. 511 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,760 (SIGHS) Okay, I'll go. 512 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,080 No, you can't go. 513 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,200 -Why? -You'll scare the shit out of her. 514 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,360 Okay, fine. I... I'll go. 515 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,680 I'm really sorry. 516 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,280 It's okay. I'll come. 517 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,840 -Are you all right? -Yeah. 518 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,520 Just... You... You can't come into the house. 519 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,680 Okay. Why? 520 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,000 Just... My auntie's there and she's really homophobic 521 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,040 and she's Christian and I'm sorry. 522 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,880 That's a shame. I really wanted to meet them. 523 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,080 Sorry. 524 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,160 (SIGHS) 525 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,320 (DOOR CLOSES) 526 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,200 JOSH: Geoffrey... Geoffrey, do you think my testicles are big enough? 527 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,840 -Yeah, they're... -(LAUGHS) 528 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,080 They're massive. 38967

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