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Good.

you're 2 inches bigger

than last time.

baby's facing backwards.

oh. Here's his bottom.

see?

Charlie: Wow.

that's his butt?

it's kind of bony.

blood pressure's

just a tiny bit high,

but nothing

to worry about.

glucose test

came back negative.

your weight's

right on target.

whatever that is.

you're doing great,

Daphne.

everything's

healthy and normal.

so we could relax

a little bit, huh?

I mean, I could

have a cup of coffee

every now and then?

of course.

no problem.

and it wouldn't

actually kill the baby

for me to leave

the house, would it?

no one said you couldn't

leave the house.

you did, if it was

to see a movie.

oh, I really

wouldn't worry if--

to see a war movie,

sure, with, like,

wall-to-wall bombs going off.

not to mention

the gallon of cola

you would've had.

oh, a gallon?

well, I guess you would

know, since you measure

everything I eat.

guy, guys!

look, if you

cared what you did

with yourself...

oh, and guess what,

Mr. look-out-for-

deadly-preservatives.

the baby is fine.

so far,

no thanks to you.

doctor: Hey, hey.

you're both right.

really.

just trust yourselves,

and trust each other.

that's not so hard,

is it?

this mirror

is the first thing

coming down

if we take this place.

wait a minute.

you're thinking us here?

well, look around,

Sarah.

this place is phat.

and it's available now.

phat.

Bailey, I can't afford it.

I mean, one month's rent is,

like, what, a year's tuition

at Berkeley?

that's ok.

I'll pay for it.

i--i don't know

how I feel about that.

well, what's

the difference if I'd be

paying for it anyway?

Bailey, can you

be any more fifties?

you know, "don't worry

your pretty head

about it, toots.

Mr. moneypants is here."

no, that's not--

listen.

things are

going really well

at the restaurant

right now,

so maybe I want to spend

my money on something

that I can share...

with you...

you know,

the girl I love.

ok.

ok, I guess, as long

as you let me take on

some of the expenses,

you know,

the ones I can afford.

great.

ah, this

is so great.

look at this.

hey. Is this place

not perfect for my

birthday party?

if we, like, if we

cleared out a space

over there

for a dance floor?

you know, Bailey, um,

if the mirrors

are really gonna be

the first thing to go,

don't you think we should

experience them first,

once or twice?

the realtor's

gonna be back

in 20 minutes.

come here, sugar daddy,

while you're young.

hey.

hmm?

how's my butt look

in that mirror?

oh, phat, homey,

very, very phat.

? Everybody wants to live ?

? like they wanna live ?

? and everybody

wants to love ?

? like they wanna love ?

? and everybody

wants to be ?

? closer to free... ?

? closer to free ?

You need some help

there, Owen?

uhh. I got it.

I'm ok.

you know, it's

really nice of you

to help me

with my bags.

well, that's--that's

what brothers are for.

Griffin. Hey.

what are you...

I just--you said that

you were leaving today,

so I just thought...

you came

to say good-bye?

I'm gonna

go take a nap.

you look different.

you got new jeans

or something.

uh, no, I just--

I washed 'em. Heh.

oh. Right.

right.

is this all you're taking?

oh. Yeah. You know,

I don't want to

weigh myself down

with too much stuff.

you know, you forgot--

forgot, uh...

you got your ring on.

oh, wow.

I should probably, uh...

so when am I

gonna see you?

oh, I don't know.

uh, you gonna

be up here much?

sure. Now and then.

Um...

I ought to...

get going.

wait.

come here.

Don't get too smart.

I barely know

what you're saying already.

Salinger. Julia.

epic frame

in the face book,

my friend.

I'm sorry.

do we--

finer in the flesh,

I'd say.

finer in the flesh.

mmm.

Oh, my god!

I'm sorry. I'm totally

in the wrong--

wait!

uh, Julia?

salinger, is it?

wait a minute.

you're my roommate?

d--no. No.

uh, listen,

say hello

to my girlfriend.

it's Julia.

oh, you mean

roommate person.

cool. Hi.

hi.

I'm Maggie.

nice to meet you.

nice to see--

uh, I mean,

uh, meet you.

maybe

I should just--

oh, why,

'cause we're naked?

oh, come on, if we're

all gonna be living together,

we may as well

get used to it, right?

I'm sorry,

you said all of us,

together?

oh. Well, see,

I'd stay at ned's,

but his roommate's

all, like, born again,

so, you know,

we could never do it there.

leanne.

leanne, 6 is sitting

on a check.

we got 20 people

waiting for tables.

hey. I know.

buenos tardes, hermano.

I got held up.

I'm sorry.

what, couldn't

get to a phone?

hey,

you don't even--

never mind.

just tell me what's

with these panels.

why aren't

the fixtures in?

I gotta restain the wood.

they came finished in matte.

total mismatch.

the finish?

what, they're

not shiny enough?

Charlie, we don't

have time to deal

with this, man.

do you realize

what I have to do

just today alone?

the health guy is

doing a spot check

in 40 minutes.

which reminds me,

I've gotta push off

that life-insurance

physical again.

and then, after that,

the merchant association

wants a planning session

because I went

temporarily insane.

and you can

stop smiling,

or you can

go to the doctor

and spread 'em.

you sound like

some old guy here,

like you're about

to start grousing about

your pension or something.

which is kind of funny,

'cause, I mean, have you

seen that...

chrome peeking

through your dome up there?

chrome? My dome...

my--what, my--my hair?

yeah. Maybe it's

just the light,

but it's

definitely lookin'...

a little thin up there.

where's a...

so I was thinking,

human sexuality,

that's just

reproductive bio.

I've done that.

what about...Right here?

no, it's fine.

it's just kind of

growing in a swirl.

anyway,

the professor knows that

we all feel this way,

so right off the bat,

it's the taboo stuff,

like, "here's 20 ways

why men and women are

not created equal."

check the front.

h-how about the front?

check the front.

and did you know--

hey, wait.

is that...

gray! Is that--

is this gray hair?

no, Bailey. It's blond.

anyway...

so, they were saying,

for instance,

that a woman's

sexual prime is at 35,

but a man's--

well, guess

when yours is.

I don't know.

39?

then, what?

30?

25?

21?

less than 20?

19.

what?

what--and then

what does it do,

like, level off

for a couple decades or...

wait. When was

this thing published?

because they're updating

these things all the time.

it's for you.

mm.

(laughs)

hello?

uh-huh.

my brother took it.

oh, get his name.

we'll see

what he looks like.

yeah, great lighting.

that's what everyone says.

uh-huh.

uh-huh.

uh-huh.

uh-huh.

oh, he's cute.

uh, uh, listen,

um, Steve,

to be honest--

you know what?

you sound really nice,

but I don't think

I'm gonna be interested,

so, uh, thank you,

but, um, sorry. Bye.

what? I thought

he was pretty cute.

he wanted to show me

his lizard collection.

he has a komodo dragon

over 3 feet long.

ooh. Such a good call.

ohh!

anyone here

named Lisa?

Lisa?

that's your name,

isn't it?

isn't that

the name that you gave

when you recently

ordered, you know,

the food?

no.

oh. Heh. Sorry.

brand-new roommates.

still a little rusty

on the names.

but thank you.

oh. Heh.

bye.

ok, I know I've

been out of the market

for a while,

but he seemed so cute.

i--i mean,

so is there...

I don't know, is there,

like, a guy back home

or something?

oh. I--i should

shut up and mind

my business, right?

no.

no, it's ok.

it's just...

I'm just...

I'm just here to work.

that's all.

I'm here to work.

are you actually taking

that many pictures?

well, I have to remember

what everybody

looks like,

and I definitely don't

want to trust a shipper

not to break them.

she still not back?

mm-mmm.

yeah, I am.

I was in the kitchen

getting some food.

you came in

the back?

why didn't you

say something?

I was hungry.

oh.

so, um...

where'd you go?

we hung out at dusty's.

her band came over and

tried out a couple new songs.

huh.

that must be fun,

hanging out

in some smoky garage,

rockin' out.

I guess.

so, uh...

they practice

with amps?

I don't know.

sometimes. Why?

no reason.

just, that kind

of stuff must drive

the neighbors crazy.

why don't you

just say it, ok?

loud music and smoke--

it's bad for the baby,

right?

isn't that

what you're saying?

no. I didn't.

I'm just...

I'm just curious,

is all.

(sighs)

ohh...

(Sighs) Daphne,

what's the matter?

I can't...

I can't ask

about your friends?

why would you?

you think they're

a bunch of losers.

Daphne, come on.

we're...

we're living

together here.

I mean, we're...

we're together,

aren't we?

I don't know.

are we?

what is that

supposed to mean?

it means...

do you know why

I said yes to you, Charlie,

when you asked me

to have this baby?

it was you.

there was this look

in your eye.

it was how badly

you wanted it,

and it was how badly

I wanted to give it to you.

I mean, we used to have

so much fun, Charlie.

you were this hot,

easygoing guy,

and I don't...

I don't know

what I was expecting this

to be like.

I knew it wasn't

gonna be easy.

but this morning

when I tried to...

remember how I got here,

I couldn't.

because all those reasons

that made me want to say yes...

I don't know

where they went.

I'm gonna, um...

(sighs)

I'm gonna sleep

downstairs tonight.

Is this how you

pictured this place,

you know, this quad,

these people's...

everybody

being a couple?

well, I kind of

thought there'd be

more bell-bottoms,

but that's about it.

'cause me,

I had, like, this

vivid mental picture

of every person here,

and--and I had

this mental picture

of me with them.

but platonically.

well, of course, yeah.

but...now...

now I look around,

and nobody's who

they're supposed to be.

and what about you?

are you still you?

well, that's the thing.

I'm--I'm not sure.

you know?

I mean, I still

sort of know what

I want to do here,

with my work and

the extracurriculars

and whatever,

but...

how it's gonna happen

and with who...

I don't know.

I thought I knew,

you know?

but i--i don't.

i--i have no clue.

well, look...

ned and I

are heading for coffee.

why don't you blow off

the course catalog and come?

oh.

uh...

heh. No.

thanks.

um, I have to redo

this pathetic

creative writing sample,

make it more,

you know, not pathetic.

but I'll--I'll

see you at the freshman

mixer thing later.

Hey.

hmm.

good morning.

come on. Sit.

sit, sit, sit,

and eat.

wait. Bacon.

isn't that,

like, nitrates

or something?

hey, my mom

raised me on this junk.

it's not gonna kill

our baby, either, right?

go on, eat. Chow down.

what's wrong

with you?

nothing.

I'm completely myself.

I am...The me

that I used to be,

the me that I should

have never stopped being.

Charlie, you don't

have to do this.

I'm not trying

to make you--

no. I know. I know.

but, um, last night,

when you left...

I couldn't sleep,

so instead of counting sheep,

I counted the times

we played air puck.

it was, um, it was 6.

you know how many times

we've played air puck

since you got pregnant?

zero.

zip.

I mean, that--

that's not right, Daphne.

you're really good

at air puck.

thanks.

so, obviously,

something has to give.

I mean, we have to take

a vacation from this whole--

this whole parent thing,

like...

starting today.

today?

I called and canceled

the hospital tour that we had,

so whatever you want to do,

the day is wide open.

wow, Charlie.

um, but, I mean,

I kind of already

made plans for today.

you did?

but how'd you--

I mean, didn't you know

we had the hospital thing?

oh, I know you did,

but I wasn't planning

on going.

you're the mom here.

what's the point of me going--

but, I mean, why should

I go if I'm just gonna

go in there,

have the baby,

and then leave?

I mean, hospitals...

right.

no, you're right.

it's ok.

but you could come

with me to this thing

if you wanted to.

I mean, it's just

a bunch of strippers.

or I could bag it.

no. No.

no. You should go.

you should go.

that's, um...

that was the point

of this, anyway.

Look at the monkey.

say ahh.

ahhhh...

Bailey, I think

we need to talk.

am I gonna flunk

for my insurance thingy?

oh, no, no, I think

you'll be fine.

then is it my tonsils,

Dr. Bob?

you don't have

any tonsils, fella.

we took 'em out

when you were 8.

(knock on door)

doctor?

Annabelle's scared

to have a shotter.

she won't come out

of the poo-poo room.

I'll be right there.

so then what is it?

did I blow the hearing test?

'cause I missed a couple

of chickadee-dees,

but come on,

the way those kids

were screaming out there?

no, it's not that.

you just have

a 10% loss in your

left upper register.

10%?

I've lost 10%?

it's nothing, really.

hmm.

"hmm"? What is--

what "hmm"?

blood pressure's

a little high

for someone your age.

well--

nothing to worry about.

no big deal.

just something

to keep an eye on.

well, so then what's

the problem, Dr. Bob?

you're giving me

the willies here.

I've been your doctor

for 20 years, Bailey.

that's a very long time.

nuh-uh. It's not--

it's not that long.

I think it's time

you got yourself

a grown-up doctor,

a regular g.P.,

someone who deals

more with the issues

a man your age can face.

my age?

but...

what if I don't want to?

what if I like you,

Dr. Bob?

have a lolly.

you'll be fine.

hi. Um, can I buy

some change off you

for my meter?

no problem.

I'm kind of desperate.

I'm running a little late.

thanks.

Daphne:

he's, like, so mad.

he's, like,

red in the face,

and then he goes,

"lady, I'm gonna have

to ask you to leave!

and your shirt,

and your bra..."

here's your change.

here you go.

oh, thanks. Thanks.

bye-bye.

"they're not

welcome either,"

and I was, like,

"oh, my god,

what am I gonna do?!"

when are the speeches?

I wrote this

whole stupid limerick

'cause you said--

i--hey.

should we get started

with dessert?

yeah. No problem.

she'll be here.

she's probably

just trying to park.

I didn't see

any spaces

for miles.

it's an applet

that takes you

straight to our web page

as soon as you log on.

we have a web page?

yeah. I--i just

got it done.

you click on the violin

for your box

and the, uh, lectern

for mine.

you know,

just to stay in touch.

I really need

for you to read this,

because I have

this nagging feeling

that it sucks.

sorry I'm late.

it took me longer

to park than it did

to drive here.

ah, I know.

I mean, I wonder

if Daphne's ok.

it's not like

she can park

and then walk 20 blocks.

maybe I should

go check it out.

no, she's ok.

I mean, um...

you don't

have to worry.

I mean,

I saw her.

you saw her? Where?

uh...

so, what was

the first day like?

I mean, was it

different, you know,

like you thought,

or was it--

was it really creepy?

it was fine.

in fact, there's

a party thing tonight,

this, uh, freshman

get-to-know-each-other thing,

with a band and dancing.

wow.

yeah.

it sounds great.

I mean, I...

I sort of had

this fantasy of us...

I don't know, spending

my last night here

together

in our old room, but...

forget it, claud.

forget the party.

I'd much rather be with you.

much.

really?

yeah.

hi. Claudia,

I'm sorry I'm late.

hi. That's ok.

I'm such a space.

well, you're

in a good mood.

come here

for a second.

so what'd I miss?

pretty much everything,

huh? I guess.

what is the matter

with you?

what's the matter with me?

what do you mean?

claud's last night

in the city, and you

miss the whole thing?

Claudia, are there

some more presents

you need to open?

I'm sorry.

I'm said I'm sorry.

what--what is going

through your head?

I mean, what are

you thinking about?

I just lost track

of time, ok?

I was having fun,

for, like, the first

time in months!

it's not just

the time, Daphne.

all right, 90 minutes late

because you were drinking?

what?

who are you--uhh--

I had a little wine, ok?

a little wine.

and who's to say

I can't drink

in moderation?

I say it, all right?

oh, really? Is that so?

that's never

gonna happen again.

don't

push it, Charlie,

I'm warning you!

is that why

you're doing this,

to test me?

I don't have to

listen to this.

Daphne,

wait a minute.

you can't just--

Daphne, come back here.

uh...

no more presents

to open. Ok?

wh--you know,

now would

be a perfect time

for the limerick.

Sarah?

a-are you kidding me?

right now?

right now.

ok.

ok. Uh...

it was--it was meant to--

to make you guys laugh.

ahem.

there once was a girl

name of claud...

you ok?

who played fiddle so well

we were awed.

no. No, I'm not.

but now she plays

for a whole new crowd.

she better start

bowing it extra loud...

I got a big problem

here, don't I?

'cause we still

want to hear her play,

even though

she's a continent away.

you know what I was

thinking about last night?

hmm?

I've been alive 16 years,

and...that whole time,

I've only ever had 3 rooms.

Owen's and the tent and...

here.

god.

Owen's room.

I was in there, too.

I don't even

remember that.

me neither.

which means that...

for almost

all of growing up, the place

that I fell asleep was...

this place...

looking up

at this ceiling.

listening to me

snore next to you.

(laughing)

How am I supposed to be

happy there, jule...

when...there's nothing

around me that I recognize

and--and there's

all these new people

who just think of me

as god knows what?

that's...

it's not

gonna be that way.

you're gonna meet

nice people.

you're gonna get to know

that place in no time.

but what if I hate it?

I mean, what if

all I can think of is home?

well, I highly doubt

that'll happen.

but if it does,

guess what.

all that stuff you're

scared of missing--

the house and us--

it's always

gonna be here.

and thank god,

'cause it's not just

you who needs it.

and when you need to,

you'll lie in your bed

and you'll think

of us together.

we've spent

a lot of time like this

together, you and me.

it ought to be

pretty easy

for you to picture.

Actually...

if there was any way

I could pack this ceiling...

I would.

I stayed at dusty's.

fine.

I'm not asking you--

I drank

lots of water.

I didn't

have any coffee.

you don't have to explain

anything to me. I'm not...

that's not what I want.

well, there's gotta

be something, Charlie,

'cause you stayed

out here all night

to see me.

no, I didn't.

I got up to say

good-bye to claud.

oh. Aren't you

supposed to be halfway

to Boston by now?

I asked Bailey to go...

'cause I wanted to stay here.

I thought maybe

if we talked that...

I mean, what are

we gonna do, Daphne?

how are we

supposed to do this?

I mean, we can't just

sleep in separate rooms

and avoid each other.

you're having

our baby here.

so, whatever it is

you want me to do,

even if it's just to shut up

and give you some space,

you have to tell me. Ok?

and...I'll try to do it.

you should have gone

with your sister.

Ok. Listen,

I know we said

we'd hit the road

as soon as she got in,

but claud seemed

a little tweaked before,

so why don't we chill

and ease her in a bit?

which, actually,

we could have

a pretty fly time,

'cause they're

throwing down

this orientation bash

for the kids,

with sports and games--

oh, Claudia. Hey.

hey.

you were gone for a while.

did you make some friends?

you're not gonna

believe it,

but I'm walking

down the hall,

right,

and i--i hear

these strings

tuning,

so i--i just

started talking

to this

really friendly

viola player.

and then there's

this girl

on the phone

speaking Dutch,

and, well, I know

some dirty words

in Dutch

from that music camp

I went to.

so I, like,

totally started

cracking her up,

- and it was...

- great!

well, when-when's that

orientation due?

the volleyball thing is

supposed to be starting

any minute now.

coolio. Let's roll.

I want to

teach these prepsters

how we spike that bad boy

in the native land

of v-ball.

that's...

whatever, bay.

but I was just

kind of thinking,

you know,

what if you didn't?

really?

but you know what?

there is this

cocktail party,

for the parents, up on

the headmaster's green,

and, well, that's

really where you guys

should be going, so...

parents?

and if you own a business,

forget financial aid.

they see corporate assets,

and, boom, you must be loaded,

never mind

the bottom line.

Bailey has

a business.

was that supposed

to be on Claudia's

application?

I don't know.

I didn't fill it out.

because I'm not

her legal guardian.

actually, I'm barely

older than she is.

your car, your computer,

your clothes.

they even want to know

what you life insurance

is worth,

like maybe

you'll croak just to pay

your kid's tuition.

didn't you just get

one of those policies?

yeah. Well--

and have you gotten

the friends of Hanover pitch?

as if it's not enough

signing over your nest egg

for tuition.

I mean, where is it written

that just because

we're past our prime,

we have to be packed

into some Petunia garden

and fed finger sandwiches?

we were just saying

the same thing,

weren't we, honey?

ok, that's it.

that's what?

i--i need to leave.

I need hair.

I mean air.

I have to leave.

Sarah. Now.

ok.

You remember me?

I brought some food

to your room.

except

it wasn't for you,

'cause, uh, your name

isn't, uh, Lisa.

how's it going?

Hey, you're writing

something there.

maybe the, uh,

great American novel.

let me ask you something?

'cause--'cause it's something

that's really been

bugging me lately.

what part

of me sitting here,

by myself, working,

makes you think,

"oh, I know what she wants.

she wants me to drop

what she's doing

so I can hit on her."

sorry.

I didn't realize--

even if I have

a small interest

in the general idea

of dating at some time

in the far distant future,

the reason you see me

working here right now

is because I'm a student,

and I'm here to study,

and if maybe you can't

understand that because

you're not a student

or because you only

think with your gonads,

let me tell you something.

what a person like me

really wants

is for you

and all the other

walking organs

in this meat market

to just let me do

what I came here for.

ok? You got that?

I got it.

Announcer: ...Top receiver

in the pac 10,

Johnson has been shut out.

here come Montgomery!

he's at the 40,

the 50...

(crowd roars)

(turns TV off)

huh? What?

what did--

was I just--

did I just

pass out?

yeah. Yeah, I went

to brush my teeth.

I came back here,

you looked so exhausted,

I just decided

to let you sleep.

oh, my god.

what is thi--

is this drool?

did I do this?

Bailey, it's ok.

you're just jet-lagged.

but that shouldn't--

it's earlier

at home.

I should be

more--more awake.

Bailey, don't worry.

we'll just get up early

tomorrow morning.

no! No.

no, I'm awake.

I'm awake.

here.

we still have 8 minutes

until I'm 20.

let's--oh, baby,

you're so fine.

you make me crazy.

(knock on door)

Claudia!

god, claud,

what are you--

remember?

I said I'd come by

after the party.

ok.

time's up.

there's the buzzer.

did you want me

to leave?

I don't know why

I even bothered.

I've been over

for months.

I mean, how gone am I

when my gorgeous

girlfriend is lying

half-naked on the bed

and I am so...Hairless

and high-blood-pressured

and deaf that

I can't even wake up

to have the last action

of my so-called prime.

but, hey! Hey,

they don't call 'em

"the golden years"

for nothing, right?

I mean, who--who--who

needs sex and volleyball

when you've got

early-bird specials

and bingo?

and remember, don't

just pack underwear

and a toothbrush.

think

of the other things

you're gonna need.

comfortable pillow,

fruit juice for

when she's hungry,

a good trashy book.

now, I think

that's about it.

any of you interested

can come with me

to admitting.

we like to pre-admit,

because that's

one less thing

to worry about

when the baby comes.

well, that

was pretty cool,

don't you think?

I mean...

this place

kind of makes it

seem real.

Charlie, I can't do this.

I'm sorry?

I can't do this anymore.

this. Whatever.

what do you mean?

I'm taking my stuff,

and I'm gonna stay

somewhere else.

what? You're...

what?

I'm leaving, Charlie.

I'm moving out.

Daphne, wait a minute.

are you two coming?

Thank god, thank god

ned and I are

in the same section.

aren't you at all afraid

of getting sick

of each other?

no, thank you.

and why aren't you checking

on your writing class?

'cause I know

I didn't get in.

really, my schedule's

gonna be so much easier

without it, so...

Maggie,

don't look at it.

I told you

there's no way.

the sample I tried

to rewrite couldn't

get me into physics.

what?

(laughing)

Maggie, what?

aah!

wow! That's--

I knew I had

to make her

lose the letters.

that's what

made it so real.

I want to thank

everyone who submitted

for this class.

there was a lot

of great stuff

in these stories.

I just wish

I had more room.

is one of you

Josh macon?

you wrote

a really great story,

and I'd love to talk

about it in class.

I went ahead

and made some copies,

so if it's

ok with you...

sure. Thanks.

In case of

emergencies.

I have a checkbook.

take it.

you'll feel better.

I don't--no.

just take it.

take it.

no, no, no.

take it.

ok, I'll take it.

I'll take it.

then there's just

this one last thing.

A--a diary...

with a...

lock.

I know. I know.

it's--it's--it's--

it's way too young.

it's ridiculous.

I know that, but...

I've been having these--

these anxiety dreams,

about this stupid

getting older stuff,

and I went

shopping for you,

and I saw this gift

that was totally wrong,

and I knew that.

I knew it was wrong,

but I didn't care...

because i--

I guess I just really

wanted it to be right.

I wanted you

to be right for it...

you know...

not so old.

16 is old?

when it's you,

it's old to me.

I don't know.

it's weird,

because nobody

loves birthdays

more than I do.

it just seems like...

it seems like they're

coming way too fast now.

and you were

always a kid, claud.

I wasn't even

a big brother

until you came along.

Julia never

listened to anything

I ever said.

so now, who's gonna...

make like

all of my stupid jokes

are funny?

and who's gonna sit

on that counter and--

and choke down

my omelet disasters...

if it isn't you?

Will you promise not to

change without telling me?

Ok, could you, um...

could you just...

could you just

hold it a minute?

you have to talk to me.

listen, I have a right

to explanation, all right.

I have a right to know

what's going on.

do you want to know

what would have happened

to us, Charlie,

you know, if things

had been different?

we would have had

a great couple of months.

I mean, just great.

but then one of us

would have started taking

a couple extra days

to call

the other person back,

and then pretty soon,

the only time we would

have seen each other

would have been

by accident.

then I got pregnant.

and, I mean,

I hardly even ever knew

a pregnant person,

but ok.

and all of a sudden,

we've got all this pressure,

you know, to--to--

iron everything out.

but you want to know

the truth, Charlie?

we are wasting our time,

because we are not

in love with each other.

so...

let's just

cut to the chase.

ok?

you know?

why drag this out?

No.

I won't let you.

Charlie--

and I really don't care

about any of that,

what you just said.

'cause this--

this is not just about

you and me now.

I mean, there's...

there's a baby.

my baby.

and...

I'm not gonna

just let you

take him away.

I'm just leaving.

I'm just getting out

of this house.

to where?

to--to your family?

to--to Texas?

I don't know.

I just...

I'll call you

when I get there. Ok?

Look, I can see

that you're eating,

and I certainly respect

that you chose to be alone

for that purpose.

I just quickly

want to say

that I was

so, so, so out of line--

you think?

assuming that you were

only, you know...

a delivery boy?

and that you couldn't

grasp the concept

of being serious

about school,

when obviously--

I come off kind of

not so bright?

no!

no. No.

that was...Me.

'cause that whole

thinking you were

hitting on me thing?

I mean, god, you just

asked about my story.

and why not?

you're a writer?

I just assumed

you were going to

ask me out, which was--

wait.

that's ok.

it is, 'cause, uh,

I know a way

to make it up.

go out with me,

on a date.

on a date?

yeah. I--i mean,

maybe you didn't

read me so wrong

after all.

but that doesn't mean

we can't have fun.

or--or talk about,

uh, writing.

I mean, I like

knowing writers

I'm--I'm reading.

helps me get

a handle on their work.

don't you think?

She's gonna get in touch,

Charlie. She's gonna.

yeah.

and if she doesn't,

you know a lot of

her friends.

and you can always

find her parents.

and then what?

what am I gonna say

to them?

why are they

gonna want to help me?

Charlie,

it's way too early to--

there's nothing

I can do, Kirsten.

she's got my kid,

and there's nothing I can do.

that's not true.

fathers have rights.

if I can find her.

you will.

she's gonna call.

man, I just...

getting a woman pregnant

by accident,

and then talking her

into living with me

when we'd dated

all of a month.

I mean...

what made me think

I could make that work?

you know?

what the hell

was I thinking?

She's gonna call.

she will.

Hi.

hi.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't wait

at home any longer.

the bed was calling my name

so loud, I actually

answered it.

why didn't you

just crash?

'cause it's your

birthday, you fool.

I owe you a party.

is it still today?

feels like

it's been today

for a week.

I am so past jet-lagged,

I am jet-logged.

are you too tired

to celebrate?

mmm...not if the party's

over soon.

ok, is it over yet?

(chuckles)

I'll get you a chair.

this is so weird,

because I was just

sitting here watching you

tote up your chits,

and I'm thinking...

that is really sexy.

god, whatever happened

to quarterbacks

and rock stars

and rebels

without a cause?

how come all I want to do

is be in bed

with an appetizer salesman?

can you answer that for me?

not a clue.

why are you

so full of pep?

I don't know.

somehow I got

a second wind.

(turns music on)

? dream, sweetly dream ?

? dream about tomorrow instead ?

? why don't you ?

? down where the sandman plays ?

? and take it slow ?

? 'cause you can doze all day ?

? and don't you know ?

? that when you finally wake ?

? all your lovely dreams

will come true ?

? so just close your eyes ?

? and let the world go by ?

it's nice here.

yeah.

when are you done

sitting for the place?

a couple more weeks.

you're lucky

that you caught me.

I was running out

to catch a movie.

lucky.

so what brought you by?

I don't know.

there's no one

exactly like you at school.

I...i think that's sort of

the point of that place.

I keep noticing

that my ring is gone.

there's--see, there's a line

where it used to be.

Well...

just wait.

it'll go away.

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