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No, I know, Annie,

but the restaurant's

closed Monday anyway,

and besides, it's my stuff

we're moving.

should I say in the ad

that there are 4 girls

in the rental already,

or is that like,

"calling all hound dogs,

come in please,

hound dogs"?

sorry, stupid question.

uh...right.

that's right. So

by the time you get

home that night,

I will basically

be moved in.

yeah.

ok.

ok. Me, too.

ok. Bye.

ok, um...

so, explain to me

again why it has

to be a guy.

3 people, 6 bedrooms, and

Dan's roommate just flaked.

huh. Well... what kind

of hound dog are you

looking for exactly?

well, we're going

to be spending

all summer together,

so...somebody normal,

you know, friendly,

responsible,

and...it wouldn't hurt

if he's easy to look at.

hope you don't mind,

'cause mercy didn't

write it on the order,

but I put your dressing

on the side.

the vinaigrette's

a little oily here,

and I just thought...

uh, that's...

that is so responsible

of you. (Giggles)

and friendly,

don't you think?

thanks, Eric.

uh, I think table 4

needs some water.

well. What's his story?

and don't leave

anything out.

well, he's going

to art school

or something.

he's only been

working here

a few weeks, so...

so he's in school?

well, that means he

gets a summer vacation,

which means

he might be interested

in a beach house rental.

I don't know, Sarah.

I mean, Eric?

why not,

what's wrong with him?

well, with

a name like Eric?

he's got to be...

some kind of

prepster type,

some kind of...

rich, overeducated,

every-hair-in-place

kind of loser,

you know?

you're out of your mind.

hi, I'm Sarah.

nice meeting you.

I'm looking for a roommate.

would you be interested

in taking over the place?

hey.

I'm just about to make

a dinner reservation

for, uh...

for the Kirsten and Paul

thing tonight,

any preferences?

yes, I'll hold.

excuse me, sir.

do you drive

a white Ford pickup?

Daphne, why are you

dressed like that?

you did read

the liability waiver

on the back of

your valet ticket,

sir, didn't you?

wait a second, did you

just get a job parking

cars or something?

because I'm sorry

to report

that your vehicle's

been stolen.

Daphne, come on,

what's going on here?

oh!

work with me here,

Charlie.

you're supposed

to say, "oh, my god!"

and then you run shrieking

over to the window

to look for your car.

and then the second

your back is turned,

I go...

Ta-da!

surprise!

oh. I, uh...

I thought maybe

you were getting

into a different line

of work or something.

no.

I have

this bachelor party

at the oracle club

tomorrow night.

and I'm telling you,

these fraternity guys

have seen it all.

the second

a motorcycle cop

or an ems worker walks

through the door,

they know exactly

what's coming.

ergo...

this little getup.

oh, I have a nun's

breakaway habit, too.

want to hear the patter

I worked up for that one?

Hey.

thanks.

you're welcome.

sorry you had to go

and get those.

well, you can't drive.

someone had to do it.

what do you need?

water. I can get it.

no, just sit there.

I'll get it.

you're supposed to

stay off your feet

for a while.

forget it. I'll do it.

Griffin,

would you just-

hey, you went and got

my prescription for me. Unh!

you stayed with me in

the hospital waiting room

for 5 hours,

and you got my crutches,

so I can-

ah!

Griffin... Griffin, please

just sit down.

look, the last thing

we need is for you

to, like,

injure

yourself more.

ow...

yeah, right.

you got stuff to do.

no, I didn't mean-

no, it's...Fine.

it's...

you know,

it's reality, so...

that's like 3 days

old. Don't eat that.

I'm hungry.

well, then I'll make

you some dinner.

all we've got

in the refrigerator

is some slimy lettuce

and milk.

Griffin, I can't...

I have to go to

the library tonight.

go. That's...

that's fine.

I'm fine. It's...

I'm not really

hungry anyway.

I'm sor...

San Francisco general.

it's a fellowship.

Paul's a pediatric

neurologist.

wow. Sf general,

that is...

their emergency room

is, like, the best

in the city, man.

we do get pretty

high marks.

I was doing

this gig last year,

and I sprained

my ankle jumping

on this piano

in 6-inch

stiletto heels.

stupid, right?

and I got rushed

over there,

and everyone

was so nice.

the doctors,

the orderlies.

even

the maintenance guys

were sweethearts.

the salmon looks good,

don't you think?

so, Daphne,

do you see yourself

doing this, uh...

kind of work long-term?

I don't really

think about anything

long-term.

I'm having fun

right now.

that's all

I can say, right?

I bet you run

into a lot of creeps,

though, huh?

well, I ran into

Charlie, didn't I?

(laughter)

but actually, I

meet a lot of really

great people, like,

I was doing

this bachelor party

in hayward,

and the best man

turned out to be

this dermatologist

who did this, like,

laser technique,

and he got rid

of this tattoo

I had on my ass

for, like, free.

should we, um...

should we split

an appetizer?

a tattoo of what?

if...i may ask.

oh.

bashful.

bashful?

yeah, you know, like,

as in the 7 dwarfs.

I've always had

this thing for bashful.

that's-ha ha!

well, ironic.

ironic how?

how do you mean?

just...

you know, bashful

for someone like you.

someone like me?

no, what

I think Kirsten

is saying is...

someone who...

so obviously

isn't...bashful.

why don't I get

a waiter over here,

and we'll have him

tell us the specials?

excuse me, waiter?

Claudia?

huh?

There's something

I need to talk

to you about.

what?

well...

there is, like,

these events

in a young person's

life...

that are sort of

like milestones, right?

right.

some are sort of...

existential,

solitary events...

and some just...

just unequivocally

require the participation

of 2 people.

like, for instance,

a boyfriend

and a girlfriend.

Jamie, what are you...

what are you getting at?

well...

like, you know

in the movies...

like, you see,

like, cars and-

and...drinking

and, like,

these crazy nights?

well...

I kind of thought it-

it wouldn't have

to be like that.

I mean...

it could just be

mellow, you know? I-

I...

I can't do it!

I can't...

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

I'm, like, barely out

of a training bra here.

I haven't even gotten

my learner's permit yet!

I'm...i'm...

Claudia-

I'm 15 years old!

fine, fine.

you're right.

you know, i-i thought

you would feel that way.

proms are stupid.

proms?

I mean, who

wants to go

to some stupid,

outdated dj dance...

did you say proms?

with, like,

spinning disco balls?

me.

I do.

is that-is that

what you were...

you do?

but...but you

just said that-

I was wrong.

I was very,

very wrong.

very very very

very very wrong.

oh...

you realize

this is insane.

what? I have

too many sweaters,

don't I?

yes, you do,

but that's not...

no, I'm talking about...

you moving in here.

what...

are you having

second thoughts?

no.

no, not at all.

no. It's just...

everything's...

I'm moving, and

Sarah's going away...

my head's spinning

a little.

because of Sarah?

uh, no. No.

it's not

just that. It's...

it's the whole thing,

you know, it's...

moving in together...

is a little scary.

but, hey...

I want to do this, ok?

I do.

(telephone rings)

here. Watch this.

Annie and Bailey's

residence.

hello.

hello.

hello!

nobody.

yeah, it's probably

just somebody

selling something.

well, if it's

the closet organizers,

I hope they call back.

you know what,

let's forget

about the closets

because there

is plenty of room

under the bed.

come here,

I'll show you.

(telephone ringing)

Annie on disk:

hi, we're not here.

leave a message.

(beep)

(click)

(dial tone)

Hey...

what...

guess I deserved that.

that would be

$2.00, ma'am.

just not

your day, huh?

it's not my decade.

(bells, alarms going off)

hey, ha ha!

what? I didn't

steal anything.

but you're

about to, pal.

you're

our 1,000th customer

of the month.

you just

won a freebie

to the big orange.

hey, this is him

right here. Ha ha!

congratulations,

man.

you still

want the groceries?

what do you say?

paper or plastic, huh?

you're gonna have

a great time down there.

aw, man!

is that place

overrated or what?

I mean, you know

how much effort

it takes

to actually ruin

a baked potato?

and the service,

man!

it felt like

we were in there

forever.

that's an understatement.

well...

next time we'll try

someplace else.

gee, Charlie, could we?

maybe one of those

Greek restaurants

where they have

the plate-smashing stuff,

or...

oh, hey, maybe we

could check out one of

those drag cabaret acts

down at north beach.

are you serious?

yeah, because

the next time we decide

to spend an evening

with your friends,

I'd really like it

if we went someplace

where I was not

the entertainment.

ohh...

what are you

talking about?

oh, like it wasn't

totally obvious?

those guys treated me

like I was part

of a freak show.

their mouths were

hanging open so wide

their chins

were practically

in their soup.

you're upset that

they asked questions

about your job?

I mean...

you have an unusual

occupation, Daphne.

they were curious.

yeah,

like people are curious

about mad cow disease.

look, if you're

going to be...

overly sensitive

about what you do

for a living-

hey,

I'm ok with what I do.

I like what I do.

you were the one

that looked like

you wanted

to just climb

underneath

the tablecloth.

some help you were.

what are you

talking about?

you know how many times

I tried changing

the subject?

exactly, like you

were ashamed of me

or something.

whoa.

let me get this

straight.

you're pissed off

that they wanted

to talk about

your stripping,

and you're pissed

off at me

that I tried

talking about

something else?

what do you want

from me, Daphne?

I want you

to defend me! Duh!

I want to feel like

you're on my side,

like what I do is

a part of who I am,

and that you are ok

with that,

and who the hell cares

what anybody else thinks.

and I want you

to let them know

that I have other

incredible qualities

besides being able to

unsnap my bra with my teeth.

and you know what,

Charlie, if that's not

how you feel, then...

Well, it

would've been nice

if you'd just...

I don't know...

lied?

Hey, uh...Bailey...

yeah?

I just want to say,

I really hope

this whole Sarah thing

is ok,

'cause, I mean...

if you're at all

not cool with-

Eric, it's fine.

it's fine, man.

you know, one minute

I'm your employee,

the next,

I'm your tenant.

my...

wait a second,

what? My tenant?

oh, man...

she didn't say

anything?

no.

god...

this is...You see,

Sarah, she just thought,

with you

moving upstairs...

uh-huh.

I get it.

you know what?

forget it.

if I didn't have to get off

my cousin's couch, I...

but obviously you have

a problem with it, so-

no.

no, not at all.

I don't-

I don't have

a problem at all.

I just...

I don't want you

to...

to make a mistake.

a mistake?

how's that?

well...moving in

with somebody

you hardly know.

I mean,

Sarah's a really

great person,

she is. But...

she's got

some habits.

habits?

nothing that's...

really all

that bad, you know,

just...

clipping

her toenails

on the couch...

sweating to

the oldies really,

really loud...

and conserving

toilet water

with that whole

"yellow is mellow,

brown goes down"

routine.

uh-huh.

actually...

you know what?

forget everything

I just said,

because she hasn't

done all that stuff

in a long time

since I got on

her case about it,

so...

I think you should

take the room.

really.

You sure

this wasn't a mistake?

maybe we should've hit

the links or something.

no. This was great.

remember, you're

talking to a guy

who spent the last

6 months parked

in front of the TV

in his bathrobe.

yeah, well...

if racquetball

doesn't keep you young,

I guarantee you

that girlfriend

of yours will.

Daphne?

yeah. She's great.

really great.

never a dull moment.

Paul,

you didn't, uh...

you didn't have

a bachelor party

before you got

married, did you?

probably not. I mean

you don't strike me

as the type-

sure I did.

really?

with, you know...

entertainment?

I'm doing

my rounds, right?

I get a 911 page

to the iso ward.

they wheel in

this body, and just

as I go to examine it,

this woman

tears off the sheet,

leaps off the gurney

and starts dancing

to sexual healing.

wow. Sounds wild.

are you kidding?

a bunch of dweebs in

lab coats standing around,

hands in their pockets,

looking like they'd rather

be retaking their m-cats.

the whole point of this

is to embarrass your buddy,

not paw some poor girl

who's trying to work her way

through cosmetology school.

why, you've

never been to one?

actually, no.

but, I mean,

you watch enough

TV talk shows,

you kind of get

the impression

that they all end up

with the vice squad

making arrests.

ha ha ha!

I bet if you went

to one, you'd be

disappointed.

they're a lot tamer

than you think.

so, nat...

what are we

talking about...

doing at home,

me and you

and your mom?

you moving in.

that's right.

and what happens

if you feel funny

about that at all?

you won't move in yet.

and what if I

don't move in yet?

everybody will be ok.

nobody will get mad.

are you sure,

sweetie?

because if you

don't feel ok or you

feel funny at all,

I understand. I do.

can I ask you a question?

of course you can.

anything you want.

will you still kiss me

good night every night,

even though

you won't be leaving?

of course I will.

come here, you.

ee-unh!

let's get you home.

ee-unh...

put on your seat belt.

Look at this.

every room in the hotel

looks out over the ocean.

they've got

a swimming pool

and a health club.

and this is,

like, a major place.

people pay, like,

hundreds of bucks

to stay at

a place like that.

kind of just

fell into our lap.

but it's this weekend?

yeah, unless we

want to wait 3 months

for the next opening.

so, there I was

in the supermarket...

all these people

were...going wild,

lights were all flashing,

and I thought...

"hmm...

something good

can happen to us."

Griffin, there's

no way I can go

this weekend.

I mean,

professor sinclair

has a deadline

with his publisher

next weekend,

and I promised him

I'd finish

that bibliography

by Monday.

and what

about your leg?

right.

fine. I...

I should've known.

I can't believe

you don't

understand that.

i-i do.

I do.

I just-i thought

that you would see this

the same way I did.

you know, like this...

totally great thing.

if you won't say yes

to this...

you might as well admit

we're never going to

allow anything good

to happen to us.

well, maybe

I can, uh...

do an all-nighter

tonight.

'cause, I mean,

you're right,

we should do it...

'cause otherwise...

(stripper music playing)

yeah, oh, man!

whoo!

(whistles)

yeah!

(cheers, catcalls)

Hey, I got

a real big back seat

if you want

to check it out.

just keep

your seat belt on.

ooh, I'm

an excellent tipper,

I swear to god.

Hoo hoo hoo!

ooh, come here-

no, no, no. Stay in

your chair, Stuart.

come on-

no, no, no, no, no.

you don't want to

mess with the valet.

oh, yeah, I do.

come on,

no touching.

oh, why not?

'cause those are the

rules. No touching.

oh, baby,

screw the rules!

hey!

hey, you heard

what the lady

said, right?

there's

no touching.

who the hell are you?

just sit

in the chair.

Charlie-

oh. Are you

going to make me?

sit in the chair,

or she's gone.

Charlie, back off.

hey, somebody get

this guy out of here.

back off, Charlie!

Charlie, what

are you doing?

just get your stuff

and let's go.

what?

let's go.

ok, kiddo,

you got that meat loaf

mashed up real good?

we don't want any

air pockets in there.

I think it's ready.

ok, good work.

why don't you go

wash your hands off?

ok.

there you go.

so how was work today?

bust up any fraud rings?

(doorbell rings)

I wish. All I did

was catch some

little old lady

who was trying to tell me

that 5 years worth

of dings and scratches

all happened

in yesterday's

Fender bender-

Bailey:

so what did you do?

oh, my god...

did you slap her

around a little?

Annie?

who's...

Annie...

what's going on

here?

daddy?

daddy, daddy, daddy...

hey, sweetheart.

oh, my god.

you're

so grown-up.

I missed you

so much, daddy.

are you gonna stay with us?

daddy, I'm so happy to see you!

stop-stop dragging me!

we'll take my truck,

all right? We'll pick

your car later.

what the hell

are you doing?

I'm getting you

out of here.

let go of me!

do you realize

that I'm probably

going to get fired?

that guy's going to

call the agency and-

and I will lose

my job and probably

get sued...

I'm sorry.

for what you did

to his nose-

wait a second here.

that's what you're

worried about?

don't you think

the appropriate

response

should be thank you,

thank you for saving

my ass?

I don't need you

to save my ass!

oh, really? That's

funny, 'cause that's how

it looked like to me.

god!!

what are you doing

here anyway?

who told you that you

could follow me around?

you know what?

I came here

to try to make

myself ok with it,

all right?

but I am so

not ok with it,

and I don't want you

doing it again.

what?

you're not

stripping anymore.

it's...

it's dangerous.

you have got

to be kidding me!

Daphne.

Daphne!

(footsteps, voices)

Sarah: This bedroom is a little

smaller than the other one. Is

that a problem?

Eric: No, there's

plenty of room.

all I've got

is my clothes.

Sarah: Well, then great.

do you want to take

a look at the kitchen?

yeah.

ok.

this really isn't

a good time, is it?

um...well-

it's fine.

it's a fine time.

just go ahead and do

what you have to do.

ok. Um...

are you planning

on taking all your

furniture with you?

'cause there's

a lot of stuff

I don't have,

and if you're

thinking of, uh...

you know, uh,

I'll just go ahead

and take another

look at the room.

Bailey,

I can easily have him

come back later.

why?

nothing's going on.

I'm just sitting here.

I'm just sitting here

doing nothing.

ok. So why is he

up there? I mean,

what did he say?

I don't know.

he didn't say

anything.

Annie was so

freaked out having

both of us there,

I just left.

are you worried?

I mean, are you

worried that he's

going to do something?

I don't know.

maybe. I don't know.

why is he here?

I mean, I thought

that they were divorced.

I thought that

she had sole custody.

so...if you're

getting rid of that bed,

I can sure use it.

(voices continue)

woman: Ladies and gentlemen,

in a moment, we'll start our

beverage service.

soft drinks, juices, coffee

and tea are complimentary...

(laughing)

Roger.

Roger, cut it out.

(laughing)

mmm...mmm...

mmm...mmm...

(giggling)

well, I heard they're

having good weather in L.A.

oh, good.

that's a relief.

Roger! Ha ha ha!

we're in a public place.

really.

oh.

sorry.

I'm sorry.

it's our 20th anniversary.

you know how things get.

whoo!

(laughing)

yeah.

(laughing)

ohh...

I hate it

when we don't

get to sit together.

(woman giggling)

Excuse me.

do you see a floor

beneath these feet?

no. No, you don't.

because there isn't one,

because I'm...

walking on air.

uh-huh. And why

would that be?

Jamie just asked me

to his prom!

aah!

I could just scream.

you just did.

ok. What do we go with

here, like, purple satin

or pink taffeta?

what do you think?

off the shoulder or on?

on the shoulder, claud.

on the shoulder.

ok. Ok.

but what about

the length, you know?

t-length

or above the knee?

well, personally,

I think the longer

the better.

I mean, that girl

looks like a...

wait a minute.

aren't you

a little young

to even be going

to a prom?

it's Jamie's, St. albans.

you know, the prep school

he goes to.

he's going to rent a limo

and, like, wear a tux.

ok. Ok, claud.

just don't have these

incredibly high

expectations, ok?

that's my advice to you.

why shouldn't I?

a prom's supposed to be,

like, this wonderful night.

all right, claud,

I'm just saying, ok?

at my first prom,

Cindy dellafuco

was so allergic

to the corsage

I brought her

that she went into

anaphylactic shock

and ended up

in the emergency room.

and Ben boggman puked

all down the front

of my tuxedo,

and I ended up

having to buy

the stupid thing.

wow.

I'm sorry, claud.

forget I said anything.

that is not gonna happen

to you guys.

I...

tell me when

you pick a dress,

and I'll write you

a check, ok?

Excuse me.

can I ask you

a question?

I'm sorry

to bother you,

but...are you a poet?

'cause I saw you

looking out

at the ocean,

and you had this look

on your face

like-like you were

composing a poem.

hi.

oh, hi.

you with her?

yeah.

right. Uh...

sorry to bother you,

man.

have a good one.

excuse me, your table's ready.

thanks.

follow me.

The hotel room's nice.

definitely.

and clean, too.

excuse me.

can I ask you

a question?

sure.

I'm sorry

to bother you.

are you an artist?

gotta give him points

for being persistent.

I can't hear

what he's saying.

something like...

"did anybody ever tell you

"you have the most

beautiful eyes?

"I'm serious.

I know because I'm-"

an optometrist?

well, is that

one of those people

who always think

things are gonna

work out for the best?

mmm, no.

that's an optimist.

bingo.

that's not a job.

it is where I'm from.

oh, yeah?

and where is that?

Finland?

ha ha!

Finland?

jawohl.

they don't say jawohl

in Finland. It's German.

(accent)

a sensitive guy like me

has no time

for these stupid

differences

between countries.

the whole world

is one big place

to a sensitive guy

like myself.

so, what do you say?

you show me town

before I return

to Finland

and face

a firing squad?

(accent)

you face firing squad?

I knock over

many convenience stores

to pay for trip

to Los Angeles.

(laughing)

but...

it's worth it.

I meet you.

Daphne.

first of all-

first of all-

how did you get-

Claudia let me in.

first of all,

I don't need somebody

spying on me

or-or following me

around,

because if I wanted that,

I could move back in

with my parents,

which I would rather

kill myself first

than do.

ok, I understand-

and, yeah, yeah,

I appreciate

you sticking up for me

once you got there

the other night,

even though you

should have never

been there

in the first place.

because I'm not

completely ungrateful.

but that is not

my point.

ok.

there are

a lot of things

that I could say

about you, too, Charlie.

it someone asked me

to make a list,

if would be

a good, long list.

for example,

yeah, I may strip,

but what do you do,

ok?

for the last 2 months,

you haven't done

a thing.

and do I say anything?

no. It's cool.

you want to take things

as they come,

that is your business.

it is not mine.

right. That's true,

but-

and that is the way

it works for us,

Charlie.

that is why

it works for us.

we do not

tell each other

what to do.

we do not change

our lives around

for each other.

so...

no strings,

no obligations.

that is the way

I like it.

right.

I'm just...

I just want to

look out for you.

tough. That is not

how it works.

so deal

or move on.

(No audible dialogue)

uch.

(accent)

is terrible.

world is spinning.

(laughing)

(accent)

hold onto my arm.

I will protect you.

ooh. Ah. Oh.

ahh. Ah. Zank you.

I forget about

my injury from ze war.

you are at war?

uh...yes.

we are at war

at my home.

uh...may I ask you

a very important

question?

hm-mm.

why is it zat

you also have

zis heavy accent?

(laughs)

I am very confused

by this also.

dat is good.

confused is good.

where I'm from,

we are confused

all day long.

then maybe we are

not so different.

maybe not.

What is it?

you have

sad expression.

no. No, I, uh...

(laughs)

I am sad because...

of firing squad.

because...

because you are

very funny person,

and I have wonderful time

today.

me, too.

(Door opens)

hi.

god, listen,

I'm sorry about today.

you must have been

freaking out.

where's-where's Natalie?

she's with Jay.

she's with Jay.

she's with Jay?

Bailey, calm down.

you disappear all afternoon,

and you leave me

sitting here

without any idea

what's going on?

I called you.

I told you-

"hello, Bailey,

we're driving up to

mount tam"

is not what

I'm talking about.

what is going on here,

Annie?

you spent

your life savings

getting a judge

to keep this guy

away from you.

now you just

jump into a car

with him?

he's sober, Bailey.

I mean, he's been

in the program

for 8 months.

so he's sober.

so what?

he moved to Oakland.

I mean, he picked up

his entire life

and he moved it

to Oakland

just to be closer

to his daughter.

and he got himself

a job.

and actually,

a pretty good one.

and-and this

little house

that he rented...

it has a spare room.

a spare room for who?

for Natalie.

uh-huh.

and where will you

be sleeping?

Bailey,

it's not like that.

this is not about me.

I mean, Jay's-

he wants to do right

by her.

I mean, he wouldn't

even let himself

call her

until he knew

that he was sober.

so that's all it takes,

huh?

just saying that,

and everybody forgets

about the year and a half

that he wasn't even around?

Bailey,

she misses her father.

yeah, well, that doesn't mean

it's good for her

to see him, Annie.

what happens the next time

he takes off?

do you want her

to spend the rest

of her life

making excuses

for this guy?

because you have options,

Annie.

there's people

in her life

who aren't looking

for the exit.

there's me.

Bailey, look.

nat's not

going anywhere.

ok? She's still with me.

she's still with us.

but I have to listen

to what it is

that she wants.

you should have

seen her, Bailey.

I mean, she would not

let go of his hand

the whole time

that we were with him.

so...

as long as

he's ok enough...

I'm gonna let her have

what it is

that she wants.

You ok?

want to talk

about it?

I don't even feel like

thinking about it.

look, uh...

I feel incredibly

horrible even

asking you this.

it's just-

Eric is staying

at his cousin's

apartment,

and I guess

his cousin

wants to move

his girlfriend in

or something,

so Eric's gonna be

out on the street

any minute unless...

do you know when

you might be moving

upstairs?

I sort of don't...Know.

you don't have to

explain.

I'll just tell Eric

whatever.

(sighs)

it's just...

this whole thing,

all this stuff,

is sort of

out of my league,

you know?

I mean...

divorced people

with...kids

and custody agreements

and child support.

they have all this stuff

that they have to figure out,

and I'm just...

I'm just this guy

who wanted to move in

with his girlfriend.

Bailey, come on.

no. After all that

you've done for them,

you are much more

than that.

I mean-

they love you.

they want you

to be around,

believe me.

it's just-no.

I really feel like

right now,

me being up there,

it doesn't help.

it doesn't.

so...i feel like

the best thing

that I can do right now

is just...

stay out of

everybody's way.

pick up.

Daphne, are you there?

pick up.

listen, uh,

Owen's still napping.

I'm gonna leave him be

and take him

to a later movie.

great.

daph, are you there?

are you sleeping?

she was supposed to be here

like an hour ago.

she had some

really late gig last night,

some convention thing

downtown.

Daphne!

she's the world's

heaviest sleeper.

I'm sure she just...

overslept.

so you guys

see each other

pretty much

every day now, huh?

yeah.

is there something

you want to say about that?

no.

no.

Charlie, I have

no point of view

about this.

you do what you want.

yeah, but I want you

to get it.

you don't have to explain

your relationship to me.

I want to.

I want you to understand.

see...what makes it weird

is exactly what makes it

work for us.

right.

so she strips,

and she sells cheese

in a mall,

and...i don't know

what the hell

I want to do.

so what? I mean...

we're both in-between things

right now,

and we're both ok

with each other that way.

maybe she checked in

with her agency.

Hi.

hey.

did you sleep well?

yeah.

can I just say something?

you are a completely

weird person.

do you know that?

hey, you went along

with it.

Finland. Ha ha!

what can I say?

I'm bad with geography.

ahh...

I just had

the worst thought.

we have to leave

for the plane

in a little while.

yeah, I know.

Griffin, let's not.

let's not go home.

let's find a cheesy

little motel

on the beach

and stay here

for a while.

you know?

go for a tour

of the stars' homes

or go on

a whale watch.

jule-

I'll work something out

with professor sinclair.

maybe I can do

a little research here

or...

(sighs)

I don't know, Griffin.

it's just, as soon

as we get home,

everything's

gonna hit us.

my job, your job,

where we live.

I know we can't

afford it,

but, hey,

we already have

so much debt,

what difference

is it gonna make?

I'm such a sap.

all the crap

that we've been through,

you say you want

to be with me,

and I just...

start doing cartwheels

down the beach.

now we're going

to be paying for this

for the next century.

mmm...

Sorry to, uh,

show up

in the middle

of your work

like this.

forget it.

what can I do for you?

uh...

well, I just, uh,

I wanted to thank you.

Annie said

how great you've been,

and, uh, you know,

how you, uh,

pushed her

to move up at work,

and how you're

taking care of nat.

I really appreciate

that you want

what's best for her.

both of them.

I mean, uh, you and me,

we might never be

friends,

but at least

we have that in common.

don't you think?

sure.

uh...

uh, the thing is, uh...

I think we have

different ideas

of what that is-

what's best for them.

you think it's you,

and I think it's me.

I'm sorry?

I want them back.

I want my family back.

ok, wait-

wait a second.

wait a minute.

I'm sorry you had to

get caught up

in the middle of this.

well-hang on a second.

are you actually...

what do you think

that I'm gonna do?

do you think I'm just

gonna step aside?

we're married, Bailey.

Annie's my wife-

no, she isn't.

she's still paying

for your divorce.

I never signed

those papers.

I refused.

you what? You-

yeah.

wait...

where...do you get off

thinking you can just

drop back into her life

like this, huh?

after everything

you did to her?

I had some problems.

I know that.

I messed up

very badly.

but I never stopped

being married to her.

not in my heart.

and I'm not

stopping now,

not until Annie

tells me otherwise.

not until she tells me

that there's no hope

left at all.

you can do

what you want.

you can say

what you want.

but I'm asking her

to come back.

I'm asking my wife

to take me back.

(children shouting)

I'm going to

spin you around

and make you

really, really dizzy,

but I don't want you

to throw up, ok?

here, now...

take it back

and hit the pinata,

and it's right

in front of you.

ok. Go.

(children cheering)

Charlie, what are you,

checking up on me again? God!

hey. We were supposed to

hang out this afternoon,

remember?

you never showed.

I was worried.

yeah, I was just-

ooh, Tyler-

Daphne:

over here.

ok, this way.

good.

look, now is really

not a good time, ok?

the mom's kind of

giving me the evil eye.

ok, who's next?

ok, come on.

so, um...

when can I see you?

when do you get off?

well, I've gotta go

straight from here

to the appliance show

at the cow palace, so...

so I'll drive you.

um, that's ok.

I've got my car.

how about if I

drive you anyway?

I got time.

I could walk around, check out

the show, then I'll drive you

back here to pick up

your car when you're done.

I don't really think

that's gonna work.

ok. Try smacking him

right between the eyes.

why not?

look, just stop,

Charlie, ok?

stop what?

could you just give me

a little space here, please?

I've got a lot of stuff

to deal with right now,

and I don't want to

get into this with you

right now.

get into what?

nothing. Never mind.

ok, everybody, I think it's

the birthday girl's

turn next.

no. I want to know.

can we do this

later, please?

I'm fine with later,

but apparently later's

not good for you.

I've got a job to do.

come here.

what is going on here?

did I do something?

you gotta tell me,

what did I do?

ok...

it's not what

you did, ok?

it's what we did,

you and me together.

I'm pregnant, Charlie.

ok?

(children cheering)

I'm pregnant.

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