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Are you eating?

mostly just puking.

I know it's hard,

but your body

needs nutrition.

you're fighting

both the disease and

the treatment, so...

now...

it looks like your

white cell count

is a little

on the low side.

not enough to be

alarmed about,

but we need to keep

an eye on it.

if it doesn't build

back up by Monday,

we may have to

suspend treatments

for a week or so

just as a precaution.

wait a minute,

you mean...

you mean

stretch this out

even longer?

I know it's not

a pleasant thought,

but...chances are,

come Monday,

you'll be ok.

you've got

the whole weekend

to recharge, so...

yeah.

I was kind of eyeing

the wonder years

marathon on cable.

the important thing

is to relax.

chances are...

there's nothing

to worry about.

you keep saying...

"chances are."

just a figure of speech.

anyway...

have a nice weekend.

is that a figure

of speech, too?

just...try to

take it easy.

It-it's a chant

kind of thing.

"owah." that's

the first word.

"tadoo" is second,

then "fiyam..."

want me to give you

a hand with this?

no. Just got to get back

in the corners here.

roaches are nimble.

so then,

the brothers,

they line you up

in your briefs,

and they throw

corn meal, honey,

and raw eggs at you

while you hop on

one foot and chant,

"owah, tadoo,

fiyam. Owah, tadoo,

fiyam. Owah-"

"oh, what a doof

you are." I get it.

here, give me a hand.

slide this back, will you?

and watch the linoleum.

so then, they

fill your briefs

with seltzer tablets

and throw you

in the lake,

but that's

another story.

and you do all this

because...

because,

when we get back

from Christmas,

I get to do it to

some new pledges.

that's the beauty

of it. Gamma nu,

man, gamma nu!

(knocking on door)

grab that, will you?

I'm all over it.

gamma nu...

yes, ma'am?

oh. Uh...

I'm-I'm looking

for Bailey.

Bailey: Annie!

hey!

hi.

so...this is Annie.

Annie, this is will.

oh, right! Bailey

told me you were home

for the holidays.

nice to meet you.

I got the rest

of the mail,

mommy.

you, too.

oh, thanks,

sweet pea. Hi, sweetie.

yeah, uh,

Bailey's told me

a lot about you.

really?

he hasn't told me

nearly enough about you.

um, anyway, look,

I'm sorry to barge in

on you guys-

no.

but it came.

it-already?

open it, mommy.

yeah. Go for it.

great. Here goes.

oh.

oh, my.

oh, my god.

"oh, my god"?

oh, my god!

I did it!

you did it?

you did it!

I did!

she did it!

ooh!

I'm sorry. "It..."

I'm gonna be

an insurance adjuster!

yes!

(laughing, whooping)

Hello! You're-

you're crushing me!

oh, god, sorry.

ok, right here.

on 3.

1...oh!

2, 3.

(coughing)

god, I thought

we swept.

and vacuumed and mopped.

what'd you expect?

it's a shed.

stop calling it

a shed

and help me out.

I want this place

to look nice before

Justin gets here.

I hope

he's not coming

till July.

Claudia, stop it.

I'm trying to

make the best of this, ok?

ok, I'm sorry.

maybe I can help.

you know,

put in some...

some Christmas

lights or, uh...

maybe a tree.

yeah, and

you know what?

I've got

a lot of extra time

while Elliot's away,

so I could make curtains

and paint, you know.

we could turn it

into a chateau

or a cottage-

hey! What are

you guys doing

in the shed?

Justin!

hey!

hi.

hi.

uh...wow!

you're early.

yeah.

half hour

with my folks

and I, uh...

need

a little air.

what are

you guys doing?

Julie and Griffin

are moving

into the shed.

stop calling it a shed.

I thought...

didn't you say

you were, uh...

you guys

had some great

apartment or...

what? Oh, yeah.

well, you know,

with Charlie and all,

we thought, um...

we're-

we're turning it

into a guest cottage,

actually. You know,

coat of paint

and curtains and-

wow! Look at you.

yeah. I mean, uh,

the Yale thing's

really working for you.

yeah? Well,

thank you.

uh...that's

pretty cool.

yeah, well,

you have to be

sure to come

to my tree-trimming party

tomorrow night and brag

about it to everybody.

yeah. The hallowed halls

and crew and the smell

of Ivy.

that's Yale.

yeah. Well...

I can't wait

to hear all about it.

now, if it won't start,

pat the gas twice,

take your foot off,

turn the key.

as soon as it catches-

gun it.

I know. You said.

and I put

furniture pads and rope

in the back seat

to tie on the armoire

when you get it.

perfect. Oh, I can't wait

for you to see it.

hey, you're good at this.

what do you think

is the quickest way there?

I thought

you'd been there before.

when I was 9.

I can barely remember

my great-aunt,

much less how

to get to her house.

and anyway,

the armoire's

in storage, so...

well, let's see:

probably

the 5 to the 20...

can't Paul read a map?

he got stuck with

a 36-hour shift,

so...

I'm going it alone.

don't ask.

wait a minute.

if you're-

if you're

gonna go alone...

why don't I

come with you?

what?

Charlie, no.

I can manage.

I know you can manage.

that's not it.

I just...I really

want to go, that's all.

let me come along

for the ride.

you need to rest.

the doctor said-

the doctor said

that I need to recharge,

and I'm going crazy

in this house

so I could use some...

some kind

of distraction.

I know, but...

you can't be bouncing

around that truck

and lifting things

and exerting yourself.

what exerting?

you drive. I'll

ride shotgun.

and it's just

a day trip.

we'll be back

here by 4:00.

come on, Charlie.

you sure that this

is a good idea?

look, you guys

got to stop

babying me, ok?

'cause

I need this.

I need to...

I don't know,

do something

different.

please let me

come with you.

Thanks.

ok.

chocolate suicide

for madame adjuster.

what are you guys

gonna eat?

come on, man.

it's a celebration.

dig in.

drown your sorrows.

uh, I gotta-i got

to watch my weight.

the sweetheart dance

is coming up.

if I don't get a date,

my life is, like, over.

sounds

like a problem.

I just...This

is the greatest

thing

that could

happen to me.

thank you.

thank you

for getting me

to do it.

hey,

I was just a nudge.

you did all the work.

to...adjustments.

so, um, this...

adjusting thing,

that's a pretty

big deal, eh?

oh, like you

wouldn't believe.

I mean, and now

that I'm licensed,

I can get a real

job, and I can make

some decent money.

and you can send Natalie

to that school you've been

talking about, too.

exactly. That's

what I was thinking.

and I'm gonna go on

a real budget, too,

and I'm gonna pay up

my credit card bills

and I'm gonna start

a college fund

for Natalie-

I can help you with that-

with the budget.

income minus essentials

equals savings.

econ.

to savings.

to savings.

I'm dry. Want

some more coffee?

uh, warm up.

be right back.

thanks.

I'm sorry, man.

this is probably...

boring for you,

right?

what, are you kidding?

I love hanging out

with my parents.

I can't believe

I haven't seen these.

there was

a extra roll of film

in the camera.

oh, wow! You remember

the day at the louvre?

oh, do I remember it?

I couldn't get you

out of there.

you were,

like, hell-bent

on memorizing

every detail.

I was?

please! You said

you had to study

for your year off

so you could get

some cool job

in the art world.

I was gonna strangle

you to get you

to shut up.

only because you wouldn't

stop yammering about Yale.

god, you were

like a...

a stuck cd.

ha ha ha!

wow. Hey...

you know what?

that's been

very interesting,

but I got to go

to work tomorrow.

are we sleeping

in the shed?

the, uh,

guest cottage?

yeah.

good night.

good night.

I love you.

love you, too.

night.

So...

Yale, is it just...

is it everything

you thought it'd be?

yeah.

and then some.

it's...

but you still

haven't told me

about the museum.

could you take me on

one of your tours?

oh. Uh, you know what?

I must've been so busy

I forgot to write

and tell you

I sort of, uh...

I got another job,

so...

you did?

mm-hmm.

well,

what kind of job?

um...well, actually,

it's at-at Taylor's.

the department store?

yeah.

uh, yeah. Um...

Mrs. Taylor came in

for a tour one day,

and she was so impressed

with my knowledge of,

you know,

light and color and stuff

that she offered me a job.

no kidding.

mm-hmm.

uh, doing what?

uh...uh, merchandising

and displays.

it's kind of-(Laughs)

all wrapped into one.

it-it's sort of

a junior executive

position.

man.

who needs

higher education?

oh. Not me.

wow. Milan.

wish we could go

back tomorrow.

Christmastime.

what?

did you say

something?

oh. Did I say that

out loud?

it sounded like...

"christmastime"?

I know. I just...

I saw this house

back there all decorated.

when we were kids,

mom and dad used to

pile us into the car,

and we'd drive

around the city

looking for

Christmas lights

and decorations.

it was kind of

a game, you know.

yeah.

first one to spot 'em

would call "christmastime."

anyway...

you getting tired?

want me to drive?

nope. I got it.

christmastime.

(Rock music playing)

? merry Christmas,

I don't want to pass it up ?

here. Taste my eggnog.

? merry Christmas,

I don't want to

pass it up... ?

wow! It's good!

is there rum in it?

no. Totally

nonalcoholic.

Bailey. Right.

you know...

it's great

that he's sober

and everything.

I mean,

it's fantastic.

no question.

yeah. No, I know.

but...is it just me,

or has he turned

into, like,

a total adult?

I don't know,

you know?

ever since

he hooked up

with Annie,

it's like

he's this completely

different person.

really?

you know, I just...

I miss the old Bailey,

you know?

I mean,

not the drunk Bailey-

he was a pain in the ass-

but the old old Bailey,

the one who actually knew

how to have a good time,

you know?

I know. God,

this music is crazy!

yeah. The brothers

were playing it

at Christmas chaos.

we head-slammed

till, like, 5:00

in the morning.

whee!

hey.

hey! Hey!

hey, hey.

I got to ask you guys

to keep it down

for a little while.

ok, Sarah, can I borrow

your computer?

I got to retype

Annie's resum� for her.

she can't do it at work

'cause her boss

might catch her-

hey, will you stop

moving for a second?

you got to do that

right now, like,

this instant?

well...no,

I don't, but...

what is with you guys?

just loosen up

for 5 minutes, bay.

it's a party.

"loosen up"?

I'm plenty loose, will.

I just told Annie

that I would-

well, that can wait.

right? You said so

yourself.

hey...come on.

for your own

mental health...

head slam.

just once.

I dare you.

what is the big deal,

will? Here.

look, I can

head slam, see?

yeah, lame-ola.

come on,

like you mean it!

cd: ? I want

merry Christmas ?

? I don't want to

pass it up, it's... ?

yeah!

yes!

whoo!

just so you know,

I hate you both.

we love you!

are you sure

this is the 16?

no. Actually it's,

um...

the 16, actually.

well, ok. Um...

huh. What now?

well, we can take

the, um...

49 up

through Plymouth.

well, that's...

that's kind of

out of the way.

what?

that only adds...

well, my thumb is...

50 miles, so...

150 miles?

it only adds, what,

300 miles to

the whole trip.

and the back roads

are more fun anyway.

mm.

I know. But...

what about Owen

and Claudia?

there's phones up here.

I'll call.

besides, if we go

through widener's pass,

we could stop and eat

at-at Tony's.

Tony reitano.

he worked for my dad.

he opened

a little diner up there,

and, uh, I've always

wanted to find him.

when am I ever gonna

get another chance?

are you sure?

I mean, are you...

are you ok

and everything?

I'm fine, Kirsten.

and I want to forget

about that for a while, ok?

I don't know.

you and me

and road trips...

I'll chance it

if you will.

new haven? My god,

don't get me started.

beautiful, huh?

oh, it's pretty...

remarkable.

you know,

the architecture,

the culture...

you'd go nuts there.

you'd really love it.

yeah?

yeah. But enough already.

tell me about

this cool job you got.

it's at emporium?

uh, uh, at Taylor's,

actually,

and I kind of-

I told you already,

so...

do you get

a discount?

what?

a discount.

oh, yeah.

10%. Anyway-

'cause I have a ton

of Christmas shopping

to do.

I was-maybe I could

tag along with you,

uh...you know,

this afternoon,

when you go in-

well, I already

maxed out

my discount,

you know,

the holidays

and all,

and I'm gonna be

at meetings

all afternoon.

oh...

board...meetings.

oh, wow!

that's beautiful!

yeah.

for Griffin?

uh, yeah. It looks

just like him.

what's the price?

uh, let's see.

it's, uh...

uh...$60.

you want to...

oh...

you know what,

is-is that wool?

'cause Griffin's

allergic.

he breaks out

in these big hives,

like, the size

of pancakes, so...

yuck!

forget about it.

uh-huh.

so anyway, tell me

about the art

department at Yale.

how's the museum?

I already told you

about it.

well, tell me again.

"Open all day every day,

365 days a year."

(Charlie reads sign)

ha ha! Am I missing

something here?

oh, I don't know,

but I'm starved.

so am I.

wow, that's...

believe it or not,

I actually have

an appetite.

so, of course,

we're in the middle

of nowhere,

and I haven't seen

any other places.

Charlie,

you're shivering.

yeah.

it kind of got cold

all of a sudden.

but I'm ok.

come on, let's go.

you didn't bring

a coat?

well, it's not exactly

like I packed a suitcase.

Charlie,

wait a minute.

this is crazy.

we should head back.

what?

Kirsten,

I'm fine. I swear.

no. You're hungry

and cold-

will you stop it?

this can't be good

for you.

no, see, that's

where you're wrong.

ok? This is no

big deal, Kirsten.

we can get in the truck

and turn the heat on

and find

another restaurant

and keep going.

we've got to keep going,

'cause...

being cold and hungry,

those are easy.

those are things

I can deal with.

(inhales)

ok?

come on.

ok, to the left...

to the left...

to the right

just a scooch...

stop.

there?

well, it's, um...

crooked.

yeah, well,

what did you expect?

I rescued it from

the garland pile.

hey, no, no, no.

a few ornaments, and

you'll never notice.

huh?

what-will!

way to go, mccorkle.

hey, you picked it out.

come on,

I'll mess you up.

you want some of that?

come on!

huh, salinger!

what do you wrestle,

midgets?

hey, you guys-

(knocking on door)

what loser shows up

to a party this early?

(boys grunting,

straining)

hi.

wow, you know what?

you're, um, early.

no, i-i-um,

I'm looking

for Bailey.

will: ...Grab your hand

and get the watch!

Bailey.

no!

yeah, Annie!

get off me!

I'm sorry, I

haven't even started

your resum� yet.

these guys-

that's not...

I need

to talk to you.

ok.

what? What's wrong?

uh...

I just, uh...

I got fired.

woman: Oh, look at this!

I mean, the pattern's

upside down...

the bow's

on the wrong end!

no! You can't

just...move it!

that'll leave

a tape Mark.

this is unacceptable!

I'm sorry. If

you'll just let me-

no!

never mind.

I'll do it myself.

thank you for

shopping at Taylor's.

I'm sorry about that.

uh, welcome to Taylor's

complimentary gift wrap.

may I help you

select a presentation?

why would

he fire you?

because he caught me

scheduling interviews

for my adjuster jobs.

he was such an ass

about it.

ok.

just try not to...

maybe

this isn't the end

of the world.

no, I don't have

an income, Bailey.

no savings.

nothing.

nothing

but a 7-year-old

who is actually looking

forward to Christmas.

ok, well, maybe

now you have time

to go on interviews

for other jobs.

nobody's hiring

until after the holidays,

and I need a paycheck

while I'm looking.

(sighs)

ok, look.

maybe...

maybe this is one

of those...

blessing-in-disguise

things.

oh, please.

no.

think about it.

yeah, it's

gonna be tight for

a couple of weeks,

but now you have

a chance to go look

for a better job.

you don't get it,

do you?

this is not like

getting kicked out

of some class, ok?

or getting a "c"

in sociology.

this is my life here!

I know that, Annie.

that is exactly why

I'm trying to help

you figure out-

yeah, well,

you know what?

you can't.

ok? Because you don't

even understand.

I mean, and I don't

want to hear it, ok?

because the last time

I listened to you,

it got me into this mess

in the first place!

wait a minute-

no, if it weren't

for you pushing me

to take that test,

I would still have

a job!

wait a second, Annie,

that's not fair.

just do me a favor, ok?

please, just go play

with your friends

and leave me alone.

Hey, you're

just in time.

I've drastically reduced

my entire inventory.

great.

wouldn't happen

to have any coats,

would you?

you are in so much luck.

and is there

any place to eat?

well, they got

mad cow burgers down

by the interstate.

it's about

2 hours away.

everything else

is closed,

which nobody

bothered to tell me

when I bought

this place.

here, try that.

I have a feeling

it's you.

what's that smell?

it's nice.

uh, the sea,

probably,

and pipe tobacco.

it was my uncle's.

he was a steward

on the queen Mary

or something.

I'm sorry, but we're

kind of in a hurry,

so, uh...How much

for the coat?

oh, uh...

5 bucks ought to do it.

sold.

I'll make you a deal.

you buy the coat,

you help me move

all this junk inside,

and you can be

the first to try

my new lamb stew.

the b&B isn't

really taking off,

so I'm trying

to make a go of

the restaurant.

really?

that's what I do.

maybe I can give you

some pointers.

wait a minute. Uh...

that's-that's

sweet, but...

we can't.

this trip is already

out of control,

Charlie.

are you kidding me?

this is like the universe

speaking or something.

we're lost, cold,

and hungry,

and the answer

just falls in our lap?

come on,

how can we say no?

all right.

but after that,

we're going home.

so...

come in?

I'm Glenn.

Charlie...

and Kirsten.

hi.

hi.

uh, let me just

grab my wallet

out of the truck.

ok.

Kirsten,

you got the keys?

(Sarah giggling)

what did I tell you?

this 'nog rocks!

you made this,

Sarah?

yeah, from scratch.

so, before I forget:

your ornament.

ooh! Beautiful

wrapping.

uh-huh.

yes. That is

very, very...

professional.

did you do that,

or did you have

some little elf

do it for you?

oh...no. It, uh,

came this way,

actually,

prewrapped, you know,

at the store.

ahh.

hey, cool tree.

let's go, um,

look at the tree.

ok, if you won't come

to the party,

then the party

shall come to you.

have some eggnog.

I hate eggnog.

ok, well, some of

your buddies from state

are out there.

nice guys, too.

I don't...

who?

who's out there?

I didn't catch

their names,

but those guys-

ha ha!

I don't know

those guys.

you mean...

oh, well, I just

assumed that...

nope.

no wonder they didn't

bring an ornament.

whoa! Ha ha!

Bailey,

your floor's

not level.

Ha ha ha!

god, I am

such an idiot.

I can't imagine

what I did

with those keys.

unless I dropped

them outside.

just...let it go

for now.

ok? We looked

everywhere,

and it's too dark now,

so let's just...

enjoy dinner.

you smell that?

go on. Smell.

wow. That's amazing.

actually,

this whole place

is amazing.

and it's all ours.

hey, you guys...

lamb is almost ready.

I promise.

oh...you know,

you're welcome

to stay here the night

and just head back

in the morning.

I've got 20 rooms

sitting empty.

oh, that's...

thank you, but-

but we should

probably...

shouldn't we?

I don't know. Um...

Claudia said she's happy

to watch Owen tonight,

and we can pick up

the armoire

in the morning.

I mean...We've

come this far.

unless...

you think

Paul would mind.

no.

no, it's not that.

it's just...

what?

it's...

nothing.

it's nothing.

I'll go make up a room.

uh...

we-we kind of need 2.

2?

yeah. We're...

we're not-

oh, get out of here!

you two?

you just seem so-

no, no, we're...

we're just friends.

good friends,

but...just

friends.

and besides,

he snores.

mmm...

it must be the nutmeg.

I love nutmeg.

or maybe, you know what?

maybe it's the vanilla.

I...i love vanilla.

I'm thinking

it's the rum.

I didn't put

any rum in this.

no, but those guys did.

I love those guys!

I always hated you.

huh? Oh, yeah.

what a coincidence.

I always hated you,

too.

I mean, let's be honest.

you got this whole

"bad boy" thing going on-

"this is me, and I don't

give a damn" thing that

women always go for-

makes me wanna puke.

well, what about you, huh?

you with your "smartest

and thinks he's smartest"

routine.

major pain in the butt,

Mr. Harvard freakin' law.

it's Yale!

all right?

and I'm an english major.

ooh, yeah,

Mr. Yale freakin' english.

you know what really

baffles my ass?

I'm the one who's

killing myself.

and you, you already got

everything you want.

you got your stupid little

motorcycle shop,

you're married

to this perfect woman,

and it's just...

(sighs)

man, go figure.

yeah, well, it's not

all it's cracked up

to be, all right?

I've got overhead,

I've got long hours,

and I'm living

in a shed.

Harvard's a piece

of cake compared to

the real world, pal.

Yale!

Yale shmale, man!

don't come crying on my

shoulder. You're the one

that's got it easy.

oh, oh, you think

you got it rough?

whoo-hoo. I was valedictorian

at Grant. You know that?

and then I go to Yale

and, hello!

all of a sudden

I'm failing english lit.

english lit!

it's like all of a sudden

I'm stupid or something.

oh, and the people there.

oh, my god.

my roommate...

he's this thurston howell

the turd wannabe.

first day he starts off

by unpacking his collection

of Brandy snifters.

and he's telling me all

about his Polo scores,

and I'm like,

"whatever!"

it sucks. Ok?

it blows!

ok?

ok?!

uh, ok, yeah.

no, man, whatever.

you-yeah, you win.

is there any more

of this stuff?

oh, yeah. Hey,

the next one's

on me, bro.

What?

nothing.

I was just...

thinking about today.

that's all.

yeah. Can you believe it?

everything that

could go wrong did.

are you kidding me?

nothing went wrong.

this has been...

everything went right.

I mean, one thing

sort of led to another,

and now we're...

in this incredible

place.

and, yeah, there were...

all these setbacks,

but it's like,

this has been

the best day I've had

since they told me.

I don't know about you,

but I'm really glad

I got to do this with you.

it means a lot to me.

it's been...Nice.

really, really nice.

And you got a great coat.

(both laugh)

and I got

a great coat.

thanks.

for taking me away.

Good night.

sweet dreams.

Come here.

what?

what?

what are you doing?

(giggling)

nothing.

nothing.

it's just, um,

you know,

you've never told me

about your roommate.

at Yale.

what's he like?

what are you-uh...

he's, I don't know,

he's pretty cool. Why?

why are you asking me?

"pretty cool."

huh. And what's cool

about him exactly?

would that be

the Brandy snifters

or the Polo scores?

huh?

I heard you

talking to Griffin.

and, come on, I know

you hate it there,

so...

what kind of friends

are we if you can't

tell me the truth?

whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

are you serious?

well, yes.

yes, I don't understand

why you've been

going on and on and on

about how great your life is

if the whole time you've been-

I mean, why did you feel

you had to lie to me?

this is rich.

especially coming

from one of Santa's

little elves.

what? How did you-

I am not the only one

that's been lying here.

oh, why don't you

tell me

about your great job

over at Taylor's?

that is not-

wait a minute,

Griffin told you?

no. I saw you.

so, good question,

Julia.

what kind of friends

are we?

(Door slams)

excuse me.

excuse me!

I'm sorry.

we making

too much noise,

ma'am?

Bailey.

look...

can we talk?

why? You not done

yelling at me yet?

no. (Softer) No.

I'm-I'm sorry...

about that.

it's just I'm feeling

a little out of control here.

hey, hey, there you are!

this thing is starting

to make sense to me.

not now, will,

all right?

I hope you don't mind

my being honest here.

I've been trying to wrap

my brain around the two of you.

I think

I finally have an angle.

that's great, will.

why don't you go

stick your head

in the freezer

and sober up?

hang on, hang on. It's like,

when I got here,

I'm looking at you guys,

I'm thinking,

"whoa. I don't get it."

right?

7.

she's gotta be,

what, 10 years older.

and I'm thinking, "man,

what's up with that?" Right?

what's Bailey

going through that he's

into this older woman?

and then it hits me.

I'm gonna hit you-

maybe, maybe...

it's a maternal

kind of thing. You know,

the whole Anne Bancroft-

Dustin Hoffman-Mrs. Robinson

type thing that-

hey! Just shut the hell up,

all right?!

god, will, what gives you

the right to come back here

and start psychoanalyzing

everybody, huh?

what? I thought we had

a rapport going on.

look, what goes on

between me and Annie

is none of your stupid

business, ok?

so just stop!

come on, Annie.

Annie!

Annie?!

Annie!

(knocking on door)

Annie?!

(knocking)

Annie!

Oh, god.

Annie, you didn't.

I didn't.

but I want to,

Bailey.

I am so close.

do you mind?

Ok.

look, I know

that this has been

really rough on you...

getting fired

from your job and all-

god, Bailey,

that's not...

(sighs)

I mean, yes, ok,

it's a huge part

of it.

it's not just that.

it's so much more

than that.

like what?

like what if he's right?

your friend will.

I mean, what if I am

some dirty old woman,

some-some

Mrs. Robinson?

what?

Annie...

I'm 26.

I'm 26 years old,

I just got fired

from this crappy job,

I have a child who's

totally dependent on me,

and I'm dating some...

college student.

wh-what does that say

about me, Bailey?

I mean...

(sighs)

what kind

of desperate person

does that make me?

I don't know, Annie.

what kind of person

does it make me?

yeah...

you're older.

so what?

you're older, but that-

it doesn't matter, Annie,

because...

these last few years

I've had to grow up

pretty fast.

and...

I look at will,

and it's like...

we don't even live in

the same world anymore,

you know?

and after everything

that I've been through,

I have more in common with you

than anybody I've ever known

in my whole life.

you and me...

make so much sense, Annie.

because we understand

each other.

so...

don't throw that out

just because some stupid friend

of mine doesn't get it.

You know what?

you're the oldest

20-year-old I know.

actually...

I'm 19.

Are you speaking to me?

should I be?

look, Justin,

I don't know how this

whole stupid thing got so...

so out of hand.

but, if you tell me why

you lied, I will, too.

(sighs)

I, uh...

I have some serious

buyer's remorse

about college.

um, I made this

big deal about going

and how perfect

my life was gonna be.

only things kind of

didn't turn out the way

you thought they would.

because, believe me,

I get that.

you know, it's weird,

but...

I needed to believe you.

I needed to, like,

live vicariously

through you or something.

(nervous laugh)

it's really bad, huh?

it's hell.

huh.

what?

I'm kind of glad.

oh, thank you

for the support.

no, no, because, I mean,

I know it's totally

selfish, but...

now my life

doesn't seem so bad.

interesting.

but I kind of know

what you mean.

ok.

so tell me how it really is.

I wanna hear every single

miserable detail.

all right.

just as long as you

promise to do the same.

oh, I can beat you

misery for misery.

oh, yeah?

all right,

you're on.

mm-hmm.

uh, uh,

new haven?

it is the bleakest,

coldest,

most depressing

place in the world.

wow, that's good.

try living in a shed.

oh, yeah?

mm-hmm.

ohh, this would be,

like, so much easier

if the room

would stop spinning.

thought it was just me.

ohh.

(slam)

ooh.

sorry.

you know, I'm gonna...

I think maybe I should...

ice.

oh, god.

whoa, if I told you

I know

and give it to you

in writing that I am

a complete horse's ass,

would it spare me

the speech?

no. Not this time.

about all that stuff

you said last night...

look, I'm sorry, ok?

the liquor just got

a little verbose.

no. The liquor

just makes you say

stuff you're already

thinking, will.

I've been there, ok?

but you know

what I don't get?

the last time

you came home,

you got all smug on me,

and you called me a drunk.

and you were right.

I admit that.

but now you come home,

and I'm sober,

and I am really

trying here,

and it's like that's

not good enough

for you either.

you're all judgmental

and nasty and-and

whatever.

what's up with that,

will?

nothing.

god, I'm sorry.

can-can we please

stop this?

you're my friend, bay,

and you're right.

you're sober,

and that's fantastic.

and whatever works

for you.

I'm sorry.

I'm really, really sorry.

now, if you don't mind,

I'm just gonna...

lay down and die.

yeah, well,

you do that.

(Door slams)

did you really mean that?

no.

I don't get it.

it's either one extreme

or the other with him.

I just don't get it at all.

I just-

I can't believe

I spaced like that.

it's ok, really.

no, Charlie, I swear.

I looked in my purse

a hundred thousand times,

and those keys

were not there.

I told you, I found them

in the little-

little side pouch

thingie.

it happens.

yeah, well...

it's weird.

it's like a sign

or something.

yeah. Kind of like that.

ok.

they said it'd be

right in front.

oh, it's so beautiful.

it's gonna look so great

in our-

Kirsten: Wow.

(clearing throat)

it didn't look

like this when...

Kirsten:

my cousins must've...

hey.

no. I'm sorry.

I just...

you gotta admit it.

man, that is...

that is...

butt-ugly

is what it is.

ohh!

but I could

refinish it for you.

make it look

as good as new.

uhh! You could do that?

absolutely.

of course I can.

(sighs)

ohh...

ok. Then I guess

we should load it up.

yup.

and head for home.

look, I made

an angel.

ohh!

hey...

that's beautiful,

nat.

kind of looks like

your mom.

can I hang it

on the tree?

of course.

you know what?

put it

right on the top.

ok. So...First thing

tomorrow morning,

you file for unemployment.

you can do that

since you got fired.

right. Ok.

and then...

we start circling

ads in the paper

for...a real job.

and school's out

for a couple of weeks,

so I can take care of nat

during the day so you can

go on interviews and stuff.

so...

you'd do that for me?

and...

I'm gonna help you out

with...

(whispering)

Santa claus...

'cause that's, like-

that's important.

thank you.

it's not gonna be easy,

but...

you don't have to

do it alone.

ok?

Look, I know what

you're thinking, ok?

and I understand

if you're mad,

but that is not why

I felt I had to lie

to Justin about stuff.

what are you

talking about?

well, I know that

you think that I lied

because I'm ashamed

of our relationship

together

or I'm unhappy with you

or whatever,

but that is so not it.

this has, like,

nothing to do with you.

I know that.

it's just that he

was all full of Yale

and saying

how great it is,

and I couldn't

exactly admit-

Julia, Julia, please.

you can stop, all right?

I understand why you lied,

all right? Completely.

you do?

god, who wouldn't?

I mean,

things are miserable.

I mean, how many

paper cuts did you

get yesterday?

I don't know,

about a gazillion.

I've been working around

the clock to try to keep

our heads above water.

Charlie's sick.

hell, we're living in a shed,

for god's sake.

stop calling it a shed.

why wouldn't you

want to lie about it?

Griffin: Let's face it,

life sucks right now.

whoa...

wow...

well, who-

ahh-

shh, shh, shh.

You want to stop

in tiburon?

get something

to eat?

I should probably

just get back.

my treatment's pretty early

tomorrow, so...

want me to come

with you?

that'd be...

yeah, that'd be great.

Huh.

kind of hope

there's traffic.

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