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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,949 --> 00:01:48,509 Does your husband know anything about this? 2 00:01:48,619 --> 00:01:50,850 Hmm? What did you say? 3 00:01:50,954 --> 00:01:55,289 Your husband- Did he have any idea you were coming here today? 4 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:58,385 No, I-I don't think so. 5 00:02:04,902 --> 00:02:07,599 Now, this is calcium and a few other things. 6 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:11,208 You'll find the directions on the label. 7 00:02:15,079 --> 00:02:17,310 Now just go on leading a perfectly normal life. 8 00:02:17,414 --> 00:02:19,576 Eat whatever you like, take plenty of exercise... 9 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:21,584 and get lots of sleep. 10 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:25,144 - When do you think it'll be, Doctor? - Oh, about Christmas, I'd say. 11 00:02:25,255 --> 00:02:27,156 Christmas. 12 00:02:27,257 --> 00:02:29,903 Unless, of course, you're from the South, where women take their time. 13 00:02:29,927 --> 00:02:32,487 Uh, hadn't you better hurry? 14 00:02:32,596 --> 00:02:35,498 - It's almost time for your broadcast. - You mean exactly Christmas? 15 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:37,500 Well, not necessarily Christmas day- 16 00:02:37,601 --> 00:02:39,832 Say, a week or 10 days either way. 17 00:02:39,937 --> 00:02:42,168 - A first baby is- - Broadcast? 18 00:02:42,272 --> 00:02:44,741 - Oh, my goodness. What time is it? - It's 28 after 4:00. 19 00:02:44,842 --> 00:02:46,743 - Oh, it can't be. - Oh, let me help you. 20 00:02:46,844 --> 00:02:49,177 We're on the air in 30 minutes. My husband'll murder me. 21 00:02:49,279 --> 00:02:51,214 Well, in that case just don't bother... 22 00:02:51,315 --> 00:02:53,250 to have that prescription filled. 23 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:55,842 I'll see if I can get a cab for you. 24 00:02:55,953 --> 00:02:59,185 Operator? Operator? Are you ringing that number? 25 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:01,190 - Any luck? - Did you find her? 26 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,192 No. There's no answer at her apartment. 27 00:03:03,293 --> 00:03:05,533 Maybe she went to the beauty parlor. I'll get the number. 28 00:03:05,596 --> 00:03:07,997 Why get so excited? Suppose she does miss a broadcast? 29 00:03:08,098 --> 00:03:10,376 Is Russia gonna mind? Will South Pacific play to empty seats? 30 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,528 Stop being the clown and go get Jack another aspirin. 31 00:03:12,636 --> 00:03:15,299 He's going crazy. Oh, never mind. Here she is now. 32 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:18,136 Kitty, where have you been? Jack's going crazy in there. 33 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:20,177 Hi, Walter. 34 00:03:20,277 --> 00:03:23,304 - Do you realize- - Heaven sakes, Kitty. 35 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,382 Do you realize what time it is? 36 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,951 - I'm sorry. - Next time I marry some knuckle-headed dame- 37 00:03:28,051 --> 00:03:30,531 - Jack, I'm pre- - Say, I'm gonna get a divorce. Get my lawyer. 38 00:03:30,621 --> 00:03:32,715 - I'm all out of breath. - What kept you? 39 00:03:32,823 --> 00:03:34,724 I had to go up on Fifth Avenue. 40 00:03:36,927 --> 00:03:39,624 Shh! We're on the air. 41 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:47,168 From coast to coast, The Cosmo Cosmetics Program... 42 00:03:47,271 --> 00:03:49,467 starring Kitty and Jack Moran. 43 00:04:00,517 --> 00:04:04,249 - What'd you do that for? - I'm sorry. I-I just couldn't help it. 44 00:04:04,354 --> 00:04:06,619 Ladies and gentlemen, last week Kitty and Jack... 45 00:04:06,723 --> 00:04:08,954 promised never to be argumentative or jealous again. 46 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:11,722 For a whole week they have lived up to their agreement. 47 00:04:11,829 --> 00:04:14,321 We now take you to the Starlight Roof at the Waldorf... 48 00:04:14,431 --> 00:04:17,094 where we find them dancing cheek to cheek. 49 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:24,303 - Darling, do you know why I wanted to come here tonight? - No, sweetheart. Why? 50 00:04:24,408 --> 00:04:26,386 Because it's where we first fell in love. Remember? 51 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:29,574 Oh, but, darling, we didn't fall in love here on the Starlight Roof. 52 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,581 You must have your roofs mixed. 53 00:04:31,682 --> 00:04:33,793 Now, sweetheart, don't try to tell me where we fell in love. 54 00:04:33,817 --> 00:04:35,786 After all, I had to pay the check. 55 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:38,926 But, angel, you told me you couldn't afford the Starlight Roof in those days. 56 00:04:38,989 --> 00:04:40,890 Are you sure you haven't got me mixed up... 57 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:42,969 with Bessie whatever-her-name-is, or somebody else? 58 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:45,121 Now, for heaven's sakes, don't start that again. 59 00:04:45,229 --> 00:04:47,198 Then don't try to tell me where we fell in love. 60 00:04:47,297 --> 00:04:50,324 - Okay, okay. Then you tell me. - In a doctor's office. 61 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:52,494 In a doctor- 62 00:04:52,603 --> 00:04:56,040 - When were we ever in a doctor's office? - Oh, about Christmastime. 63 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:58,685 Hey, that champagne I bought you for dinner must have gone to your head. 64 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:01,611 - What would we be doing in a doctor's office? - Getting some calcium. 65 00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:03,613 Would you mind changing scripts with me? 66 00:05:03,714 --> 00:05:05,615 'Cause there's nothing in mine about calcium. 67 00:05:05,716 --> 00:05:09,050 We're supposed to be on the Starlight Roof, dancing. Remember? "Cheek to cheek"? 68 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:12,611 Nothing about calcium, doctor's office or Christmas. 69 00:05:12,723 --> 00:05:15,124 Kitty. No. 70 00:05:15,225 --> 00:05:17,456 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 71 00:05:17,561 --> 00:05:19,723 Oh, baby. 72 00:05:21,198 --> 00:05:23,997 - I don't remember writing anything like that. - You didn't. 73 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:26,661 - I didn't? - If you ask me, somebody's gone nuts. 74 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:28,915 She's just told him and 23 million bug-eyed listeners... 75 00:05:28,939 --> 00:05:30,840 that she's gonna have a baby, that's all. 76 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:32,842 - A baby? - Mm-hmm. 77 00:05:32,943 --> 00:05:35,344 What else would the idiot be carrying on like an idiot about? 78 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:37,937 Well, if you ask me, it's a nice day for it. 79 00:05:38,048 --> 00:05:40,574 Into the song! The song- "Deductible." 80 00:05:46,089 --> 00:05:48,957 ♪ The biggest complaint wherever we go ♪ 81 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:50,960 ♪ Is taxes, taxes, taxes ♪ 82 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:53,462 ♪ The question is where do we get the dough ♪ 83 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:55,464 ♪ For taxes, taxes, taxes ♪ 84 00:05:55,565 --> 00:05:59,002 ♪ Income taxes ♪ 85 00:05:59,102 --> 00:06:01,128 ♪ People are running from store to store ♪ 86 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:03,173 ♪ From Macy's up to Saks's ♪ 87 00:06:03,273 --> 00:06:07,472 ♪ Nobody wants to work anymore because of income taxes ♪ 88 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:10,103 ♪ Income taxes ♪ 89 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:14,776 ♪ This is the kind of thinking that could easily be destructible ♪ 90 00:06:14,885 --> 00:06:16,945 ♪ Haven't they learned the more they make ♪ 91 00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:19,285 ♪ The more there is deductible ♪ 92 00:06:19,389 --> 00:06:21,449 - ♪ Deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 93 00:06:21,558 --> 00:06:26,087 - ♪ Deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 94 00:06:27,197 --> 00:06:29,792 ♪ It's deductible ♪ 95 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:33,428 ♪ It's deductible ♪ 96 00:06:33,537 --> 00:06:36,302 ♪ A man can make a phone call from Jersey to the Coast ♪ 97 00:06:36,406 --> 00:06:39,137 ♪ It used to be expensive but today you'll hear him boast ♪ 98 00:06:39,242 --> 00:06:41,973 ♪ It's deductible ♪ 99 00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:45,049 ♪ It's deductible ♪ 100 00:06:45,148 --> 00:06:47,549 ♪ You give a pompous party pretentious with your booze ♪ 101 00:06:47,651 --> 00:06:49,552 ♪ They break up all your furniture ♪ 102 00:06:49,653 --> 00:06:51,178 ♪ But what have you got to lose ♪ 103 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:54,588 ♪ Crazy world ♪ 104 00:06:54,691 --> 00:06:57,490 ♪ Crazy times ♪ 105 00:06:57,594 --> 00:06:59,495 ♪ Love that world ♪ 106 00:06:59,596 --> 00:07:02,532 ♪ What's the difference if nothing rhymes ♪ 107 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:04,760 ♪ It's uproarious ♪ 108 00:07:06,036 --> 00:07:08,596 ♪ But it's glorious ♪ 109 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:12,267 ♪ If you're the boss then you can toss it off ♪ 110 00:07:12,376 --> 00:07:14,777 ♪ As loss or gain ♪ 111 00:07:14,878 --> 00:07:17,109 ♪ Why complain♪ 112 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:24,279 ♪ We're all interested in redemption ♪ 113 00:07:24,388 --> 00:07:27,790 ♪ How do you get your maximum exemptions ♪ 114 00:07:27,891 --> 00:07:31,123 "The dependent must be one of the following." 115 00:07:31,228 --> 00:07:33,788 ♪ Grandson, granddaughter great grandson great granddaughter ♪ 116 00:07:33,897 --> 00:07:36,457 ♪ Father, mother, sister brother, half-sister half-brother ♪ 117 00:07:36,566 --> 00:07:38,865 ♪ Grandfather, grandmother nephew, niece, uncle, aunt ♪ 118 00:07:38,969 --> 00:07:40,870 ♪ Father-in-law mother-in-law ♪ 119 00:07:40,971 --> 00:07:42,872 ♪ Daughter-in-law brother-in-law ♪ 120 00:07:42,973 --> 00:07:45,033 ♪ Stepson, stepdaughter stepfather, stepmother ♪ 121 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:47,043 ♪ Stepbrother, stepsister ♪ 122 00:07:47,144 --> 00:07:49,272 ♪ I'm tellin' you, mister ♪ 123 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:52,315 - ♪ They're deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 124 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:55,318 - ♪ They're deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 125 00:07:55,419 --> 00:07:58,150 ♪ A Texan drills an oil well the oil well don't produce ♪ 126 00:07:58,255 --> 00:08:01,089 ♪ The Texan doesn't worry 'cause he's got a good excuse ♪ 127 00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:03,820 - ♪ It's deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 128 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:07,091 - ♪ It's deductible ♪ - ♪ Deductible ♪ 129 00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:09,757 ♪ Producer gets an angel Producer gets a flop ♪ 130 00:08:09,866 --> 00:08:13,064 ♪ The angel doesn't worry 'cause the flop comes off the top ♪ 131 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:16,106 ♪ Crazy world ♪ 132 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:18,801 ♪ Crazy times ♪ 133 00:08:18,909 --> 00:08:21,378 ♪ Love that world ♪ 134 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:24,038 ♪ What's the difference if nothin' rhymes ♪ 135 00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:26,116 It's irrational. 136 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,947 ♪ But it's national ♪ 137 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,852 ♪ If you decide to take that ride ♪ 138 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:35,619 ♪ And be a bride and groom ♪ 139 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,819 ♪ Added room ♪ 140 00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:39,829 ♪ Deductible ♪ 141 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,956 ♪ Including offspring ♪ 142 00:08:42,065 --> 00:08:44,796 - Elizabeth Ann and Betty Lou. - Oliver, Dan, Penelope, Sue... 143 00:08:44,901 --> 00:08:48,497 Jimmy, Johnny, Daisy, Harry, Randy, Ronny, Maizie, Mary- 144 00:08:48,605 --> 00:08:50,540 ♪ Have all you want ♪ 145 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:55,271 - ♪ They're deductible ♪ - ♪ They're deductible ♪♪ 146 00:09:01,518 --> 00:09:04,955 The perfect beauty cream- 147 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:09,250 - Kitty and Jack, that's swell. - Thank you. 148 00:09:10,527 --> 00:09:12,826 Hey, wait a minute, you two. 149 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:14,830 - When's the party? - What party? 150 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,510 Look, you don't have kids in my neighborhood without it's a clambake. 151 00:09:17,534 --> 00:09:19,503 - Dancing girls- - Oh, be quiet. 152 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:22,215 All you need is an excuse. Kitty, I think it's wonderful. I'm tickled to death for you. 153 00:09:22,239 --> 00:09:24,217 - Thanks, Janet. - Thanks, Janet. I'm pretty excited myself. 154 00:09:24,241 --> 00:09:26,219 Welcome to the lodge, brother. I knew you could do it. 155 00:09:26,243 --> 00:09:28,163 Think nothin' of it. Just like rolling off a log. 156 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:31,044 - All I gotta do now is learn to knit. - Jack, congratulations. 157 00:09:31,148 --> 00:09:33,392 - Thanks, Bill. Thanks very much. - Wonderful. Good night. 158 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,317 Good night, Bill. Well, good-bye. See ya. 159 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:37,530 - Uh, Jack- - Can't you see those two got things to talk about? 160 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,455 - Leave 'em alone. - Listen, don't kid me. 161 00:09:39,556 --> 00:09:42,185 If what she said is on the level, they've already been alone. 162 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:44,193 Are you really pleased? 163 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:46,957 After all the time and effort I put into this little project? 164 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:50,227 - How do you suppose Mr. Milton's going to take it? - He'll be jealous, as usual. 165 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,302 Probably wonder why we didn't consult him. 166 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:54,881 - Well, he'll have to know sooner or later. - Yeah, there's no way out. 167 00:09:54,905 --> 00:09:57,340 Come on. Let's break it to him together. 168 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,739 - Hello, Mr. Milton. - Hi, Milt. 169 00:09:59,843 --> 00:10:02,312 Hello, sweetheart. How's my boy? 170 00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:04,643 How's my boy? Hey. 171 00:10:04,748 --> 00:10:06,649 How do you think we ought to break it to him? 172 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,651 - With the bird and the bees? - No, no. 173 00:10:08,752 --> 00:10:11,153 Straight from the shoulder. Man-to-man. 174 00:10:11,254 --> 00:10:13,223 Milt... 175 00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:15,815 how would you like a nice baby brother, all human? 176 00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:18,327 - Or maybe a little sister? - Oh, heaven forbid. 177 00:10:18,428 --> 00:10:20,829 Somebody to play with while Mom and Pop are working. 178 00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,909 Yeah, somebody-You can teach him to stand on his hind legs... 179 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:25,300 chase balls, chew up a few pairs of Argyle socks- 180 00:10:25,402 --> 00:10:27,769 - maybe a cashmere sweater or two. - Uh-oh. 181 00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:29,772 I was afraid of that. Come here, baby. 182 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:31,774 Come on, Milt. 183 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,844 - Miltie! Come on. - Miltie! 184 00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:36,743 Well, he's just gonna have to get used to it. Come on, let's go eat. 185 00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:39,145 All of a sudden I got the strangest craving for food. 186 00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:41,741 Not for something exotic, like a great big dill pickle. 187 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,582 Yeah, come to think of it, something like a dill pickle. 188 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,590 Oh, really. 189 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,370 - The new music. - It's just wonderful. 190 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:04,100 Quiet, everyone. Quiet. Quiet, please. 191 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,185 - Will you sit down, ladies? - What are you gonna do? 192 00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,474 You'll find out. Quiet, please. 193 00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:10,979 Ladies and gentlemen, we have with us tonight a man- 194 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:12,982 a very modest man. 195 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:16,986 While the world blasts its head off about its scientific miracles... 196 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,318 here sits a man- 197 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:23,450 A man who has just performed the greatest miracle in the world. 198 00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:28,155 ♪♪ Take a look at him, ladies. 199 00:11:28,265 --> 00:11:30,825 Take a very good look. 200 00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:33,494 He's a study by Whistler. 201 00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:35,504 And I'll bet he can cook. 202 00:11:35,605 --> 00:11:38,302 ♪ What a man, what a man♪ 203 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,309 ♪ 'Bout to give the world his best ♪ 204 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,311 ♪ What a man, what a man ♪ 205 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:44,040 ♪ From now on there'll be no rest ♪ 206 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:46,514 ♪ He expects to carry on the family name ♪ 207 00:11:46,616 --> 00:11:50,053 ♪ Put a little genius in the hall of fame ♪ 208 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:53,521 ♪ It was hard to make him confess ♪ 209 00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:56,889 ♪ That this miracle occurred under stress♪ 210 00:11:56,993 --> 00:12:00,452 ♪ Now his friends are going wild ♪ 211 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:02,498 ♪ He's about to be a father ♪ 212 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:05,626 ♪ With child ♪ 213 00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:08,671 ♪ What a man, what a man what a man ♪ 214 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:11,708 ♪ What a wonderful wonderful man ♪ 215 00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:12,808 ♪ What a man ♪♪ 216 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:16,912 - It's getting late. - One drink first. 217 00:12:17,013 --> 00:12:18,914 - The evening's just begun. - One for the road. 218 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:20,993 - It's getting late. Good night, Walter. - I don't wanna go home yet. 219 00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:22,918 - We'll have one more. - This is no time to go. 220 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:26,183 - Come on, boy. Come on. - Hey, what is this? 221 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:28,734 Say, Janet, what's the idea of everybody wanting to go home already? 222 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:30,659 Well, it's after 2:00, dear. 223 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,938 I know it sounds strange, but some people like to go to bed. 224 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,863 What for? I'm just beginning to have fun. 225 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,865 You just sit down and wait. 226 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,944 - Stay right there. Don't go away. - Let me help you. 227 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:41,836 - Walter's wonderful. - Except when he's having a party. 228 00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:43,858 It was such fun. When are we gonna see you again? 229 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,841 I guess you'll have to come up to the country. 230 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:48,087 Now that we've got the farm, I can't get Walter off the place. 231 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:50,256 - The children are worse about it than he is. - Oh, come on, gang. 232 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,842 You can't leave yet. We gotta do another chorus anyway. 233 00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:56,715 Hey, fellas, look. This way. 234 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,789 ♪ What a man, what a man♪ 235 00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:05,813 - Jack, Walter- - ♪ He can hold his head up high♪ 236 00:13:05,895 --> 00:13:09,127 ♪ What a man, what a man See him coming through the rye♪ 237 00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:12,430 ♪ From the rockbound coast of Maine to Kokomo ♪ 238 00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:16,131 - ♪ They're applauding this here giant of a schmo ♪ - ♪ What a schmo ♪ 239 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:19,641 ♪ Now the piper's got to be paid ♪ 240 00:13:19,743 --> 00:13:23,077 ♪ Every day there'll be a few changes made ♪ 241 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:26,638 ♪ Better save those safety pins ♪ 242 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,481 ♪ It could be a set of triplets ♪ 243 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,612 ♪ Or twins ♪ 244 00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:34,657 - Aye! - ♪ What a man, what a man what a man ♪ 245 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:38,320 - Aye! - ♪ What a wonderful wonderful man ♪ 246 00:13:41,064 --> 00:13:42,965 You know, this can go on all night. 247 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,967 I've had my hat and cape on for a half an hour. 248 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,969 That husband of mine never knows when to go. 249 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,096 I really could brain Walter. 250 00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:01,818 ♪ It's the greatest feat since the Pilgrims landed ♪ 251 00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:05,946 ♪ But you didn't do it single-handed ♪ 252 00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:09,287 ♪ May your troubles all be little ones to share ♪ 253 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:13,124 ♪ Give 'im time Give 'im room Give 'im air ♪ 254 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,130 ♪ What a man ♪ 255 00:14:15,231 --> 00:14:17,132 ♪ What a woman ♪ 256 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:20,692 ♪ What a pair ♪♪ 257 00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:25,974 - I'll get it. - Be very gentle with me, dear. 258 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:27,976 I've just become a father of triplets. 259 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,978 Oh, Jack, it's 3:00 in the morning. 260 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,057 Well, you can't tell when these things are gonna happen. 261 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:34,641 You know, I never knew it was gonna be so much fun having babies. 262 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,652 I think I like this one the best. You know why? 263 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,722 - Why? - Looks like me. 264 00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:41,451 - Besides, I think it's a girl. - May I have the keys, please? 265 00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:43,652 - The keys? - Mm-hmm. I'm driving. 266 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,992 - Madam, are you insinuating that I can't drive this- - Oh, of course not, dear. 267 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,997 It's just that your hands are full. 268 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:51,243 - Well, I'll put the children in the back. - Yes, uh-huh. 269 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,498 - And put this with them. - Well, thank you. 270 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,504 All right now, the keys, please. 271 00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:58,666 Remember, the doctor said it's bad for me not to have my own way. 272 00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:02,337 Oh, all right. But then it's always been bad for you not to have your own way. 273 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,414 - So what's so smart about that doctor? - Get in. 274 00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:07,193 - Top of the morning, Officer. - And the rest of the day to you yourself, sir. 275 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:09,228 - Thank you very much. - You wasn't planning on driving now, were you? 276 00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:11,153 Oh, no. I'm not allowed to drive. 277 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:13,189 I'm gonna become a father. 278 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:15,281 We're being very careful with him, Officer. 279 00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,360 - Good night. - Good night. 280 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,929 Night. 281 00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:35,644 I don't know how we got way over here... 282 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,680 but we're over the Hudson River. 283 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,984 - What happened? - Get me an ambulance, quick! 284 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:44,145 Ambulance. 285 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:46,223 Out of the way, please. 286 00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:55,732 Ah, Lady's Slipper- Cypripedium. 287 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,801 They're very rare, very beautiful. 288 00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:01,099 I grow them myself in my own backyard, over in Beekman Place by the river. 289 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:03,264 They help keep your mind off a lot of things. 290 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:05,342 You know, there's nothing like a hobby. 291 00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:07,342 I used to read a great deal... 292 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,855 but somehow the state of modern literature and the modern world- 293 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:11,848 Oh, a few old friends like Dickens... 294 00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:14,782 - they still amuse me, but the- - Does Jack know? 295 00:16:14,884 --> 00:16:17,786 - That you lost your baby? - That I can never have another one. 296 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:20,447 That in all probability you can never have another one. 297 00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:22,549 I'm not God. I- 298 00:16:22,659 --> 00:16:24,753 I haven't the last word in these matters. 299 00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:27,490 He wanted a baby so badly. 300 00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,498 A son. 301 00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:34,636 I felt so good, so right, these last few months. 302 00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:38,139 It wasn't just an idea anymore. 303 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,142 Even if it wasn't born... 304 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:42,474 it was a baby. 305 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,547 Your husband's outside. 306 00:16:45,648 --> 00:16:47,549 He's been pretty worried about you. 307 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:49,881 Shall I go along and tell him that you're all right? 308 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:52,046 You are all right, aren't you? 309 00:16:52,155 --> 00:16:54,056 Yes. Yes, I'm all right. 310 00:16:54,157 --> 00:16:56,058 That's the way to talk. 311 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,924 Now, if you can just manage a little smile- 312 00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:00,929 Good. 313 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:03,090 I'll drop in and see you later in the afternoon. 314 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:06,101 Oh, I'll take one of these, if you don't mind. 315 00:17:19,816 --> 00:17:21,717 May I come in? 316 00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:24,083 - Hi. - Hi. 317 00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,088 Hey, you got a lot of new ones. 318 00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,124 Maybe I ought to open up a flower shop. 319 00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:30,125 - Aren't they beautiful? - Yeah. 320 00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:32,457 I told the nurse to put some of them in the chapel. 321 00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,895 There are so many of them. 322 00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,868 - How's it going? - Oh, fine. 323 00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:40,869 That's what the doctor said. 324 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,082 Said you ought to be out of here in three or four days. 325 00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:46,508 You know, I've been thinking. Maybe we ought to take a little trip, you and I. 326 00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:50,307 Get on a boat, go somewhere, have a little fun. Unless, of course- 327 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,405 - Unless what? - Well, it's nothing. 328 00:17:52,515 --> 00:17:55,144 I probably shouldn't bring it up now, but I saw Mr. Carroll. 329 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,186 - Our sponsor? - Yeah. 330 00:17:57,286 --> 00:18:01,314 You know a funny thing? That's all he ever was to me-just a sponsor. 331 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,689 Never occurred to me he was a human being. 332 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,853 He's been over here twice just to see how you are. 333 00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:07,931 I know. He sent some lovely flowers. 334 00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:09,932 - Mm-hmm. - Those. 335 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,867 Pretty. You know, he's got a wife and a couple of grown sons. 336 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,938 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 337 00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:16,939 He said he had a program in mind for us. 338 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,518 I didn't go into it very deeply 'cause I didn't know how you'd feel. 339 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,568 It's television. 340 00:18:21,678 --> 00:18:24,170 - Television. - Yeah. 341 00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:29,277 - Say, this isn't tiring you, is it? - Oh, no. 342 00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:31,354 I told him we'd think about it later. 343 00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,616 How soon could we start? 344 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:35,783 Oh, any time, I suppose. 345 00:18:35,892 --> 00:18:37,793 I don't want you to think about it yet. 346 00:18:37,894 --> 00:18:39,795 It's just something we'll keep in mind. 347 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,797 I'd like to do it as quickly as we can. 348 00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:44,629 Well, it takes time to put a program like this together. 349 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,812 And now that Janet and Walter have bought that farm... 350 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,737 he's settled down into writing a book. 351 00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:51,808 - They'd come back if we asked them to. - Oh, I don't know. 352 00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:54,309 They seem pretty determined the last time I talked to them. 353 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,538 They swore they were through writing scripts. 354 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:59,309 There's no harm in asking, is there? 355 00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:02,783 No, I suppose not- Not if you really want to. 356 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,854 Oh, I do, I do. 357 00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:08,083 There's nothing like having something to take your mind off things. 358 00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:10,660 At least this is new and different. 359 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,355 You know, maybe you're right- 'cause in television... 360 00:19:13,463 --> 00:19:17,559 except for a few people like Milton Berle and Ed Wynn, why, the thing's wide open. 361 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,568 We could move right in-you and I. 362 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,570 We'll make this our baby and then- 363 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,103 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. 364 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,316 It just, uh, slipped out. 365 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,613 It's all right. 366 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:39,120 We mustn't be afraid to talk about it. 367 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,127 You've just had a haircut, haven't you? 368 00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:22,494 Walter! Janet! 369 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,659 - Anybody home? - That's funny. They knew we were coming. 370 00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:28,328 Well, there are always things to do on a farm, you know- 371 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,168 Milk the cows, feed the geese and shovel whatever there is- 372 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:33,175 Oh, what about the bags? 373 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,177 Oh, I'll get 'em later. 374 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:55,355 My goodness. The house is haunted. 375 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,941 Look. Ghosts. 376 00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,237 - Boo! - Ooh! 377 00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:12,440 I forgot today is Halloween. Oh, I'm scared to death. Aren't you? 378 00:21:12,548 --> 00:21:14,449 Yeah, do you think we ought to go run and hide? 379 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,910 - Oh, no, they might try to follow us. - Yeah, that's right. 380 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,888 Go run for your life. The place is alive with them. 381 00:21:28,764 --> 00:21:30,665 - Well, look who's here. - Oh, hi, Kitty. 382 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:33,579 Well, that's a faint idea of what to expect when you come to the Pringles'. 383 00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:36,266 Well, it's typically Pringle, anyway. Bring 'em on with a laugh. 384 00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,350 - That's right. - What are these little critters? Goblins? 385 00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:40,619 - Where are their faces? Let's see one of them. - Children, take off your masks. 386 00:21:40,643 --> 00:21:43,283 Let Mrs. Moran see you. I don't think you've ever met the children. 387 00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:45,348 - No. - Kitty and Jack, this is our Laura. 388 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:47,349 - Hello, Laura. - Hello, Mrs. Moran. 389 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:51,114 - And Henry, Priscilla and Jenny and Mark. - And this is Tony. 390 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,199 They've been like a bunch of wild Indians ever since they found you were coming. 391 00:21:54,223 --> 00:21:56,201 - Well, we like wild Indians. - I even married one. 392 00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:58,270 - Oh, wait a minute. - Come on. I'll help you with your bags. 393 00:21:58,294 --> 00:22:01,206 I'm in the country all right. I'm here two minutes and he puts me to work. 394 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,495 - Are you really Kitty? - My word of honor. 395 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,728 My papa told me you were pretty. 396 00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:09,635 Well, your papa's just an old flatterer. What else did he say? 397 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,708 He said if we pretended to be right bright... 398 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:14,641 that maybe you and Mr. Moran would sing for us after supper. 399 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:18,112 - Oh, yes. - Would you like that, or is that just your papa's idea? 400 00:22:18,214 --> 00:22:20,115 - Oh, we'd love it. - We'd love it. 401 00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:22,194 - We've been hearing you on the radio. - Children, wait a minute. 402 00:22:22,218 --> 00:22:24,730 Mrs. Moran's only just come into the house, and she's our guest. 403 00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:26,780 We want to do just what she wants to do. 404 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:29,051 - Don't we, Henry? - No. We want her to sing. 405 00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,787 Yes, we want her to sing. 406 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,795 Well, anything that Tony wants, I want. 407 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:37,355 And what will I get if I promise to sing? A great big kiss? 408 00:22:37,466 --> 00:22:39,594 Will you get lipstick on me? 409 00:22:39,702 --> 00:22:41,933 - Why? Don't you like lipstick? - No. 410 00:22:42,038 --> 00:22:44,098 All right then. I'll give you a butterfly kiss. 411 00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:46,107 How's that? 412 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:48,177 That tickles! 413 00:22:48,277 --> 00:22:51,679 - Run along, children, and leave Mrs. Moran alone. 414 00:22:51,781 --> 00:22:53,841 Go on. Go on. Go on. 415 00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:55,919 Oh, Janet, they're wonderful. 416 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:58,063 Come on, Kitty, and I'll show you where you're going to sleep. 417 00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,232 - Straight up the stairs. - I'm crazy about your house, Janet. 418 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:02,157 - It's lovely. - Well, we like it. 419 00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:04,989 - Of course, the plumbing's a bit rustic. - But thaws easily. 420 00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:06,995 Hey, Milton. Come on, hurry up. 421 00:23:07,096 --> 00:23:09,361 - Come on, Miltie. - See your little house. 422 00:23:14,070 --> 00:23:16,630 Ladies and gentlemen... 423 00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:19,971 do you realize how this holiday came about? 424 00:23:20,076 --> 00:23:23,342 When it all started? Why it exists? 425 00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:26,109 Well, we're about to tell you. 426 00:23:27,216 --> 00:23:29,151 It ain't no fairy tale. 427 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:31,243 ♪♪ But it's grim. 428 00:23:31,354 --> 00:23:33,380 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. 429 00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:37,483 ♪ Once upon a time in the long, long ago ♪ 430 00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:41,496 ♪ Man's courage was high but his spirit was low ♪ 431 00:23:41,597 --> 00:23:45,500 ♪ People grew tired of all work and no play ♪ 432 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:50,596 ♪ They felt the need of a jolly holiday ♪ 433 00:23:50,706 --> 00:23:53,335 ♪ Then along came Christmas Along came Easter ♪ 434 00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:55,843 ♪ Along came Fourth ofJuly ♪ 435 00:23:55,945 --> 00:23:58,244 ♪ Then along came a man by the name of Berlin ♪ 436 00:23:58,347 --> 00:24:01,442 ♪ Who took every holiday that ever has been ♪ 437 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:04,782 - ♪ He wrote about Christmas ♪ - ♪ He wrote about Easter ♪ 438 00:24:04,887 --> 00:24:07,118 ♪ He wrote about the Fourth ofJuly ♪ 439 00:24:07,223 --> 00:24:10,125 ♪ His mind was fertile and his pen was keen ♪ 440 00:24:10,226 --> 00:24:15,688 ♪ But he never wrote a word about Halloween ♪ 441 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,132 ♪ Halloween, Halloween ♪ 442 00:24:21,237 --> 00:24:25,140 ♪ Hot jack-o-lantern It's Halloween ♪ 443 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:27,801 ♪ Apples hangin' high ♪ 444 00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:32,211 ♪ There's a big pumpkin pie in the sky ♪ 445 00:24:32,314 --> 00:24:35,546 ♪ Children sing Children waltz♪ 446 00:24:35,651 --> 00:24:38,883 ♪ Who gives a darn if your face is false ♪ 447 00:24:38,988 --> 00:24:42,186 ♪ Jump on your broom like a witch ♪ 448 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:45,420 ♪ Go and toss all your gloom in the ditch ♪ 449 00:24:45,528 --> 00:24:48,828 ♪ Go out on the street for a trick or a treat ♪ 450 00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:53,096 ♪ You're a cinch to strike it rich ♪ 451 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:56,331 ♪ Halloween, Halloween ♪ 452 00:24:56,439 --> 00:24:59,967 ♪ All other holidays fall between ♪ 453 00:25:00,076 --> 00:25:02,944 ♪ The night of All Hallow so light up the tallow ♪ 454 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:06,777 ♪ And make it a bright Halloween ♪ 455 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:10,478 ♪ Owls and bats Howls from cats ♪ 456 00:25:10,586 --> 00:25:13,488 ♪ May scare the buttons right off your spats♪ 457 00:25:13,589 --> 00:25:16,616 ♪ We'll now go dramatic with ghosts from the attic ♪ 458 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,627 ♪ And make it a bright Halloween ♪ 459 00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:59,660 ♪ Halloween, Halloween ♪ 460 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,932 ♪ Watch out for the monsters on Halloween ♪ 461 00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:06,099 ♪ For goblins are hobblin' and demons are screamin' ♪ 462 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:09,440 ♪ So don’t you get caught in between♪ 463 00:26:09,545 --> 00:26:12,947 ♪ On this night full of frightful, delightful old spooks ♪ 464 00:26:13,048 --> 00:26:16,416 ♪ It's Halloween ♪♪ 465 00:26:18,521 --> 00:26:21,252 - More! More! - More! - More! 466 00:26:21,357 --> 00:26:23,258 No, children. 467 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,260 You all say good night now. Up to bed. 468 00:26:25,361 --> 00:26:27,262 - That's enough. - Just one more. 469 00:26:27,363 --> 00:26:29,341 - No. That's all. Hurry up. It's late. - Good night. 470 00:26:29,365 --> 00:26:31,376 - Good night, sweetheart. Good night, pal. - Good night, darling. 471 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,131 - Good night. - You don't make Papa go to bed. 472 00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:36,137 Your daddy's pretty enough already. 473 00:26:36,238 --> 00:26:38,298 He doesn't need a beauty sleep. 474 00:26:40,075 --> 00:26:41,976 Good night, Kitty. 475 00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,546 Good night, Tony. 476 00:26:44,647 --> 00:26:47,082 Would you give me a hug? 477 00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:49,084 - Oh. - Oh! Oh! 478 00:26:49,185 --> 00:26:51,086 Did you say he was only four? 479 00:26:51,187 --> 00:26:53,088 Chip off the old block. 480 00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:55,300 - Good night, Jack. - Good night, Tony. How about a kiss for me? 481 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:57,225 Put one right there. 482 00:26:57,326 --> 00:26:59,659 - I don't kiss men. - You don't? Well, put 'er there then. 483 00:26:59,762 --> 00:27:02,926 - Cigarette before you turn in, old man? - You know I don't smoke. 484 00:27:03,032 --> 00:27:06,434 - Okay. Off you go. Remember no radios. - Good night, Kitty. 485 00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:09,095 Lights out in two jerks of a pig's tail. 486 00:27:09,205 --> 00:27:11,197 No talking and no giggling. 487 00:27:11,307 --> 00:27:13,276 Good night, Kitty. 488 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:16,106 - Good night, honey. - On your way. 489 00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:18,613 - Oh, Janet, they're really great children. - Thanks. 490 00:27:18,714 --> 00:27:20,615 I'm so jealous I think I'll go home. 491 00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:22,617 You've both been sweet to them. 492 00:27:22,718 --> 00:27:25,745 - I think you made a conquest, Kitty. - Tony? He's my type, all right. 493 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,832 Say, Walter, what's the idea of that cigarette business? 494 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,757 Well, I'm trying to teach him- 495 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,793 What am I trying to teach him, Janet? 496 00:27:31,894 --> 00:27:34,625 I don't know, dear, but it's something useful, I'm sure. 497 00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:37,131 Walter, he's certainly your son. Of all the charmers. 498 00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,634 - And he looks like you too. - You really think so? 499 00:27:39,735 --> 00:27:41,636 - The spittin' image. - Now, just a minute. 500 00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:43,915 Fortunately, those children look just like their mother. 501 00:27:43,939 --> 00:27:46,636 That's funny, because two of them aren't ours, you know. 502 00:27:46,742 --> 00:27:49,177 - What? - I thought you knew that. 503 00:27:49,278 --> 00:27:51,179 Laura and Tony are adopted. 504 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,647 No! Well, this is the first I ever heard of it. 505 00:27:53,749 --> 00:27:55,980 Well, it isn't something you go around talking about. 506 00:27:56,085 --> 00:27:57,986 I didn't even think about it, myself. 507 00:27:58,087 --> 00:28:00,579 As far as I'm concerned, there's absolutely no difference. 508 00:28:00,689 --> 00:28:02,920 But when did you do it? I mean, why? 509 00:28:03,025 --> 00:28:04,926 Well, for the very simple reason... 510 00:28:05,027 --> 00:28:07,019 that for the first three years of our marriage... 511 00:28:07,129 --> 00:28:09,030 there wasn't even a sign of a family. 512 00:28:09,131 --> 00:28:12,101 I was afraid I was going to become one of those frustrated women. 513 00:28:12,201 --> 00:28:14,432 So out of desperation we decided to adopt one. 514 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:16,596 And then, brother- One, two, three in a row. 515 00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:19,766 Got so I was afraid to shake hands with her. 516 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,187 I guess it was because I stopped worrying so much about it. 517 00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:24,112 But you said Tony too. 518 00:28:24,213 --> 00:28:26,191 Well, his mother and father were killed in an automobile accident. 519 00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:28,150 He wasn't quite three months old when we got him. 520 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,186 You know, I've often thought it might be a good idea if you and Jack... 521 00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:33,256 - would consider- - Where did you get them? 522 00:28:33,355 --> 00:28:35,256 Through the Sarah Wilson Foundation. 523 00:28:35,357 --> 00:28:38,521 I'll give you the address in case you ever want- 524 00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:43,362 - Well, I bows to you. - I nods accordingly. 525 00:28:43,465 --> 00:28:45,434 Likewise. 526 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,639 You know, the real reason we came out here... 527 00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:52,640 was to try and talk you two into doing a television show for us. 528 00:28:52,741 --> 00:28:55,575 - That right, Kitty? - What? Oh. Oh, yes. 529 00:28:55,678 --> 00:28:58,648 Why, you inconsiderate city-bred fella, you. 530 00:28:58,747 --> 00:29:00,925 Do you think I'd give up my book, leave this farm, for that? 531 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,850 Unless, of course, it pays money. 532 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,250 Well, only a few thousand a week. 533 00:29:05,354 --> 00:29:07,755 Oh, a mere pittance. Real money? 534 00:29:07,856 --> 00:29:10,257 Oh, yes- Exchangeable at any bar in America. 535 00:29:10,359 --> 00:29:13,329 Well, let's drink it over. 536 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:27,442 - Well? - We might as well go in and look. 537 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:29,444 I don't suppose there's any law that says... 538 00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:31,446 we have to take one we don't like, is there? 539 00:29:31,547 --> 00:29:34,312 - Oh, I think you can at least pick and choose. - Okay. 540 00:29:34,416 --> 00:29:37,113 Well, what have we got to lose? 541 00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:41,857 - Is it a boy? - You bet he is. 542 00:29:41,957 --> 00:29:44,426 - Oh, he's beautiful. - Thank you. 543 00:29:44,526 --> 00:29:46,461 Come on, honey. 544 00:29:53,736 --> 00:29:56,433 Have you ever applied for a child in any other home or agency? 545 00:29:56,538 --> 00:29:58,439 - No. - Who sent you to us? 546 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,441 Mr. and Mrs. Pringle- Walter Pringle. 547 00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:02,977 Oh, yes, of course. Mr. and Mrs. Pringle. 548 00:30:03,078 --> 00:30:06,207 You'll probably want to use them for one of your references. 549 00:30:06,315 --> 00:30:08,807 - One? - You'll need at least three. 550 00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:11,045 Uh, father's occupation? 551 00:30:11,153 --> 00:30:13,122 We're Kitty and Jack Moran, remember? 552 00:30:13,222 --> 00:30:16,021 Oh, yes. Of course. How dull of me. 553 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,117 Jack and Kitty Moran. 554 00:30:20,596 --> 00:30:22,724 I still don't seem to place you. 555 00:30:22,831 --> 00:30:26,495 - What do you do? - We've been on the radio. Now we're going into television. 556 00:30:26,602 --> 00:30:30,664 - Uh-oh. - What does that mean- "Uh-oh"? 557 00:30:30,773 --> 00:30:33,402 Oh, there's nothing to worry about, really. 558 00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:35,603 It's just that we've had two or three... 559 00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:38,772 rather unfortunate experiences with people from the stage... 560 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:41,680 and Mrs. Johnston- that's she there on the wall- 561 00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:44,754 Sarah Wilson was her mother. 562 00:30:44,853 --> 00:30:46,845 Well, she's a wonderful woman, but- 563 00:30:46,955 --> 00:30:50,187 She doesn't think that actors are parent material. Is that it? 564 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,193 There's no set rule. 565 00:30:52,294 --> 00:30:54,195 It all depends on the individual... 566 00:30:54,296 --> 00:30:56,197 and the kind of program that you do. 567 00:30:56,298 --> 00:31:00,065 - We have a comedy program. - Yes. We've also been known to sing and dance. 568 00:31:00,169 --> 00:31:03,503 I suppose I should be ashamed to admit it... 569 00:31:03,605 --> 00:31:05,938 but I never listen to programs like that. 570 00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:10,137 Squeaking doors, murder- That's the kind of thing I like. 571 00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:12,805 Just last night I was listening to this program. 572 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,316 There was a detective. He was on a case. 573 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,977 Oh, I forget what it was, but, oh, it was thrilling. 574 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,487 I don't know how they ever think up all those things. 575 00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:23,559 - Do you? - It's one of the mysteries of the ages. 576 00:31:23,659 --> 00:31:25,685 Would it be possible for us to see the babies... 577 00:31:25,794 --> 00:31:27,854 and perhaps give you an idea of what we'd like? 578 00:31:27,963 --> 00:31:32,128 Oh, but there aren't any babies available at the moment, Mrs. Moran. 579 00:31:32,234 --> 00:31:34,669 It may take weeks- Months. 580 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,672 I've known some couples that have had to wait as much as a year. 581 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:41,301 - A year? - Well, you should see our waiting list. 582 00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:45,006 Our trained workers have to make a thorough investigation of you first- 583 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:49,574 of your character, your home, your general reliability. 584 00:31:49,685 --> 00:31:52,314 Oh, yes, before we're through... 585 00:31:52,421 --> 00:31:55,050 we'll know all about you, Mr. Moran. 586 00:31:55,157 --> 00:31:57,058 But don't worry. 587 00:31:57,159 --> 00:31:59,685 I hope everything's gonna turn out just the way you want it. 588 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,696 - I'm sure it will. Thank you. - Thanks. 589 00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:03,698 And if anything turns up, we'll let you know. 590 00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:06,478 In the meanwhile, I'm certainly going to be watching for your program. 591 00:32:06,502 --> 00:32:08,480 Maybe we ought to throw in a few squeaky doors first. 592 00:32:08,504 --> 00:32:10,632 - That's all right, Mr. Moran. - Oh, Jack. 593 00:32:10,739 --> 00:32:13,174 I suppose I deserved that. Good-bye. 594 00:32:13,275 --> 00:32:15,176 Good-bye, Miss Gilbert. Thank you. 595 00:32:15,277 --> 00:32:17,246 - Oh, not at all. Good-bye. - Yes, thank you. 596 00:32:17,346 --> 00:32:19,815 - It's been nice seeing you. - Thank you. 597 00:32:25,454 --> 00:32:27,753 Say, do you realize what that woman said about us? 598 00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:29,882 Yes. I guess I should have married a truck driver. 599 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:32,689 What's wrong with actors? I'd make a wonderful father. 600 00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:34,714 I think I'll go back and tell her a thing or two. 601 00:32:34,796 --> 00:32:37,823 Oh, Jack, wait a minute. We want the baby, don't we? 602 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:40,664 Well, sure we do, but why do they make cracks like that? 603 00:32:40,769 --> 00:32:42,829 - Come on. - What's wrong with theatrical people? 604 00:32:42,938 --> 00:32:45,339 I pay my taxes, don't I? Well, let 'em investigate me. 605 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,418 - When they want to run a benefit for this joint... - Shh! 606 00:32:47,442 --> 00:32:49,821 - the first people they call on are actors, aren't they? - Shh. Come on. 607 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,423 They don't ask a truck driver to drive his truck for nothin'. I should say not. 608 00:32:52,447 --> 00:32:54,926 All an actor's got is his talent, and he gives it to 'em for nothing. 609 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:57,428 The next time they want to run a benefit, let 'em put a truck driver on. 610 00:32:57,452 --> 00:33:00,286 - See how much money they raise. - Jack, you're attracting a crowd. 611 00:33:00,389 --> 00:33:02,667 Well, sure I am. That shows you I can do business anyplace. 612 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,592 - Hey, bud. - What? 613 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,094 - What's wrong with truck drivers? - Oh, nothing. 614 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,096 I-I think they're charming. 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683 00:39:50,398 --> 00:39:52,299 - Yes? - I hate to bother you, but this zipper- 684 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,378 - I just can't seem to do anything with it. - Zippers- 685 00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:56,847 - I can't work them myself, but Jack’s a regular wizard. - I should be. 686 00:39:56,871 --> 00:39:59,116 - I've had enough practice. - Oh, I wouldn't want to bother Mr. Moran. 687 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,041 It's no bother. It's an old hobby of his. 688 00:40:01,142 --> 00:40:03,043 Go ahead and zip her, dear. I'll run and change. 689 00:40:03,144 --> 00:40:05,389 Okay, but this may be the beginning of a very beautiful friendship. 690 00:40:05,413 --> 00:40:07,525 If I'm not home for the next couple of nights you'll know what happened. 691 00:40:07,549 --> 00:40:09,450 - I'll understand perfectly, dear. - Okay. 692 00:40:09,551 --> 00:40:11,452 Turn around, darling. That's right. 693 00:40:11,553 --> 00:40:13,531 I think we'd better approach this thing scientifically. 694 00:40:13,555 --> 00:40:17,287 - Will you hold my coat? - Oh, Mr. Moran, I feel so silly making you do this. 695 00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:19,418 Not at all, Miss Adams. This won't hurt a bit. 696 00:40:19,527 --> 00:40:21,587 Just hold your breath. Grin. 697 00:40:21,696 --> 00:40:23,597 There you are. 698 00:40:23,698 --> 00:40:25,997 - My coat. Thank you. - Thank you, Mr. Moran. 699 00:40:26,101 --> 00:40:28,229 Nothing at all. 700 00:40:29,337 --> 00:40:31,135 - Mrs. Moran? - Yes? 701 00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,037 There are a couple of dames-I mean ladies- 702 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,119 who want to know if they can come back and see you. 703 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:37,188 - Not tonight. I'm worn out. Who are they? - One of them's a Miss Gilbert. 704 00:40:37,212 --> 00:40:39,113 I didn't get the other's name. 705 00:40:39,214 --> 00:40:41,225 Just ask them to excuse me. Say I broke a leg or something. 706 00:40:41,249 --> 00:40:43,227 - Forget it. I'll take care of them. - But be nice to them. 707 00:40:43,251 --> 00:40:45,152 Sure. Leave it to me. 708 00:40:45,253 --> 00:40:47,745 Tommy! Tommy, did you say "Miss Gilbert"? 709 00:40:47,856 --> 00:40:50,034 - Well, that's the name she gave me. - Oh, for heaven's sakes. 710 00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:51,993 Show her in- And be particularly nice to her. 711 00:40:52,093 --> 00:40:54,585 - This may be very important. - Yes'm. Right away. 712 00:41:05,874 --> 00:41:07,843 Come in. 713 00:41:09,878 --> 00:41:11,938 - Why, Miss Gilbert. - Hello, Mrs. Moran. 714 00:41:12,047 --> 00:41:14,676 - Hello. - I hope you don't mind our barging in like this. 715 00:41:14,783 --> 00:41:16,684 Oh, no. I'm delighted to see you. 716 00:41:16,785 --> 00:41:18,825 - This is my friend Miss Evers. - Hello, Miss Evers. 717 00:41:18,887 --> 00:41:20,788 - Hello. - Won't you come in? Please sit down. 718 00:41:20,889 --> 00:41:22,790 Oh, he won't bite you. 719 00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:25,417 Get off the couch, Mr. Milton. Get down. 720 00:41:25,527 --> 00:41:27,462 Oh, well. Stay where you are. 721 00:41:27,562 --> 00:41:29,874 Please excuse my costume. I didn't have a chance to change. 722 00:41:29,898 --> 00:41:32,026 - Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Moran. - Kitty, I was- 723 00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:35,035 - Oh, excuse me. - Jack, you remember Miss Gilbert from the foundation. 724 00:41:35,136 --> 00:41:37,037 - The foundation? - The Sarah Wilson Foundation. 725 00:41:37,138 --> 00:41:39,039 Oh, yeah. Miss Gilbert- The squeaking door. 726 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:41,041 - How are you? - That's right. 727 00:41:41,142 --> 00:41:43,354 I was half afraid you might have forgotten, and I didn't want to come... 728 00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:45,904 until I had some good news for you and could... 729 00:41:46,014 --> 00:41:47,915 kill two birds with one stone. 730 00:41:48,016 --> 00:41:50,144 Good news? What news? 731 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:52,652 Well, I think we may have a baby for you. 732 00:41:52,754 --> 00:41:55,053 A baby. 733 00:41:55,156 --> 00:41:58,456 - Oh. - A fine boy. 734 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,223 No kidding. Can you hear my knees knockin'? 735 00:42:01,329 --> 00:42:03,230 When can we get him? 736 00:42:03,331 --> 00:42:06,961 Almost any time now-That is, of course, as soon as Mrs. Johnston meets you. 737 00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:09,936 - Mrs. Johnston's the lady who had that slight objection- - Jack. 738 00:42:10,038 --> 00:42:13,440 What I meant to say was, Mrs. Johnston's a lovely- 739 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:16,010 - You're not Mrs. Johnston? - I'm Amelia Evers. 740 00:42:16,111 --> 00:42:18,103 Oh, I'm glad to know that. 741 00:42:18,213 --> 00:42:20,182 I don't know how to thank you, Miss Gilbert. 742 00:42:20,281 --> 00:42:23,445 - I just don't know what to say. - Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Moran. 743 00:42:23,551 --> 00:42:26,544 - I think I understand. I'm so glad for you both. - Thank you. 744 00:42:26,654 --> 00:42:28,555 - Good-bye, Mr. Moran. - Good-bye, Miss Gilbert. 745 00:42:28,656 --> 00:42:31,302 And if there's ever anything I can do for you, why, you just let me know. 746 00:42:31,326 --> 00:42:33,886 - Oh, do you really mean that? - Oh, sure. Anything. Just name it. 747 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:36,107 Well, there is one thing you could do for my friend here. 748 00:42:36,131 --> 00:42:38,032 Irma, please. It doesn't matter. 749 00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:40,295 - Oh, hey, what is it? - Well, it's an autograph. 750 00:42:40,401 --> 00:42:42,780 Well, would you like a picture of us together or separate ones? 751 00:42:42,804 --> 00:42:45,797 - Irma, I told you not to ask that. - Oh, Mr. Moran won't mind. 752 00:42:45,907 --> 00:42:48,308 It's just that my friend here is a great television fan. 753 00:42:48,409 --> 00:42:51,971 She even looks at the wrestling, and she's simply crazy about Milton Berle. 754 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,312 - Yes. - Please, Mr. Moran, if it's the slightest bother. 755 00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:57,908 Oh, no. No bother at all. I'll tell Milton next time I see him. 756 00:42:58,019 --> 00:42:59,920 Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Moran. 757 00:43:00,021 --> 00:43:02,752 And if you can't get one of his, one of yours will be just fine. 758 00:43:02,857 --> 00:43:05,019 - It will be. Yeah. - Well, good-bye again. 759 00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:07,027 - Yes. Bye-bye. - Good-bye, Miss Gilbert. 760 00:43:07,128 --> 00:43:10,098 - Be sure and call us as soon as you know. - Of course we will. Good-bye. 761 00:43:10,198 --> 00:43:12,167 - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Miss Gilbert. 762 00:43:14,035 --> 00:43:17,130 Oh, Jack-We've got a baby. 763 00:43:17,238 --> 00:43:19,173 Congratulations, Mrs. Moran. 764 00:43:19,274 --> 00:43:21,800 Thank you, Mr. Moran. 765 00:43:32,053 --> 00:43:35,285 Here we are. Here's the young man now. 766 00:43:35,390 --> 00:43:37,484 Oh. 767 00:43:37,592 --> 00:43:39,720 Wouldn't you like to hold your baby, Mrs. Moran? 768 00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:42,626 - Oh, yes, go on. Hold him. - Oh, I'd love to. 769 00:43:43,731 --> 00:43:46,257 I'll get my coat. 770 00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:49,769 - Isn't he beautiful? - - Too bad our name isn't Kablinski or something. 771 00:43:49,871 --> 00:43:52,550 Otherwise he might make pretty good backfield material for Notre Dame. 772 00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:55,305 Are these the prospective parents? 773 00:43:55,410 --> 00:43:57,743 Oh! Oh, yes, Mrs.Johnston. 774 00:43:57,845 --> 00:43:59,780 This is Mr. and Mrs. Moran. 775 00:43:59,881 --> 00:44:01,782 - How do you do? - How do you do, Mrs. Johnston? 776 00:44:01,883 --> 00:44:03,784 How do you do? 777 00:44:03,885 --> 00:44:05,925 Are you aware of the responsibility you're assuming? 778 00:44:05,954 --> 00:44:08,514 Oh, yes, Mrs.Johnston. I think so. 779 00:44:08,623 --> 00:44:10,524 Miss Gilbert tells me you're on the stage. 780 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:13,356 No, we were on the stage, Mrs.Johnston. We're in television now. 781 00:44:13,461 --> 00:44:16,124 I suppose she told you I don't approve of actors. 782 00:44:16,231 --> 00:44:19,690 Well, we had heard some sort of rumor to that effect. 783 00:44:19,801 --> 00:44:21,929 Oh, it's no rumor. 784 00:44:22,036 --> 00:44:24,267 Actors are too undependable for me. 785 00:44:24,372 --> 00:44:28,173 Every time you pick up a paper you read about one of them getting divorced. 786 00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:31,445 Have you two ever been divorced? 787 00:44:31,546 --> 00:44:33,447 - No. - No. Not yet. 788 00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:35,449 - How long have you been married? - Nine years. 789 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,075 Eight- Nine. 790 00:44:37,185 --> 00:44:39,086 - To each other? - Yes. 791 00:44:39,187 --> 00:44:41,088 I thought you already had us investigated. 792 00:44:41,189 --> 00:44:43,158 I like to make my own investigations. 793 00:44:43,258 --> 00:44:45,159 I'm sure you'll find that Mr. and Mrs. Moran... 794 00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:47,491 have more than met our requirements, Mrs.Johnston. 795 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:49,564 I hope so. 796 00:44:49,664 --> 00:44:52,425 You understand, of course, you're getting this baby only on probation. 797 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,469 - Oh. - Probation? 798 00:44:54,569 --> 00:44:56,765 You mean that this still isn't our baby? 799 00:44:56,871 --> 00:44:59,841 A child can't be legally adopted in this state... 800 00:44:59,941 --> 00:45:02,342 unless it's lived in the same home for at least a year. 801 00:45:02,443 --> 00:45:04,537 We have the right to take it away... 802 00:45:04,646 --> 00:45:06,615 any time we feel that it's not... 803 00:45:06,714 --> 00:45:09,343 to the child's best advantage to stay where it is. 804 00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,351 Now, where do you live? 805 00:45:11,452 --> 00:45:15,184 - Central Park West. - Do you have your own automobile? 806 00:45:15,290 --> 00:45:18,749 - Yes, and it's close. - Leave it here. I have my own chauffeur. 807 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:22,319 I don't trust myself or one of my babies to a strange driver. 808 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:24,331 Now then, let's go. 809 00:45:24,432 --> 00:45:27,334 I want to see what kind of a home you have. 810 00:45:27,435 --> 00:45:29,336 Take the baby, nurse. 811 00:45:29,437 --> 00:45:32,669 - Couldn't I keep- - I'll carry him for you. 812 00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:35,676 Oh, it's all right. I think she really likes you. 813 00:45:35,777 --> 00:45:37,678 - Well, if you ask me- - Jack! Shh! 814 00:45:37,779 --> 00:45:40,908 I was only gonna say, I think she'd make pretty good Notre Dame material too. 815 00:45:41,015 --> 00:45:42,984 What a stiff-arm. 816 00:45:45,153 --> 00:45:47,782 - Congratulations, Mrs. Moran. - Oh, thanks, Joe. 817 00:45:47,889 --> 00:45:50,791 Fine-looking whatever it is you've got there, Mr. M. 818 00:45:50,892 --> 00:45:52,793 A boy, you dummkopf. 819 00:45:52,894 --> 00:45:55,022 Here you are. 820 00:45:55,129 --> 00:45:58,031 ♪♪ Oh, it's this way, Mrs.Johnston. 821 00:46:00,068 --> 00:46:02,469 Where-Where's all that noise coming from? 822 00:46:02,570 --> 00:46:05,472 It sounds like it's coming from the end of the hall. 823 00:46:05,573 --> 00:46:08,475 I hope this sort of thing doesn't go on all the time. 824 00:46:08,576 --> 00:46:10,977 No, it's usually quiet as a church around here. 825 00:46:11,079 --> 00:46:13,981 - You'd better speak to the manager about it. - Yes, excuse me. 826 00:46:14,082 --> 00:46:16,984 People like this have no business in a house where there's a baby. 827 00:46:17,085 --> 00:46:19,987 - Who are they? - I'm afraid it's our apartment, Mrs.Johnston. 828 00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:21,989 Your apartment? 829 00:46:22,090 --> 00:46:24,992 Selma must have left the radio on. That's our maid. 830 00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:30,799 Open the door, Jack. See what it is. 831 00:46:34,702 --> 00:46:36,603 Aah! Careful! 832 00:46:36,704 --> 00:46:39,606 Won't you, uh, come in? 833 00:46:39,707 --> 00:46:42,575 - Here's somebody who needs a drink! - No! I don't want any! 834 00:46:42,677 --> 00:46:45,579 - No! Walter, please! - Just one more won't hurt ya! 835 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,945 - Now come on! - No! No! No! 836 00:46:48,049 --> 00:46:50,883 Look! She's drinking the whole thing! 837 00:46:50,985 --> 00:46:53,113 Look! There's the baby! 838 00:46:53,221 --> 00:46:55,122 Oh! How about that? 839 00:46:55,223 --> 00:46:57,124 How do you do? 840 00:46:57,225 --> 00:47:00,059 Bring it in. Bring the baby in. 841 00:47:00,161 --> 00:47:02,062 Look at that. How about it? 842 00:47:02,163 --> 00:47:04,564 Quiet, everybody. Please. Quiet. 843 00:47:04,665 --> 00:47:07,567 This is Mrs. Johnston from the foundation, and Miss Gilbert. 844 00:47:07,668 --> 00:47:10,570 How do you do? You remember me, don't you? Won't you come in? 845 00:47:10,671 --> 00:47:12,572 I'm sorry, Mrs.Johnston. 846 00:47:12,673 --> 00:47:15,575 We didn't know anybody was going to be here. 847 00:47:15,676 --> 00:47:19,078 You didn't think we were gonna let you bring the baby home to an empty house, did you? 848 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,945 Uh, well, uh, get Mrs. Johnston and Miss Gilbert some champagne. 849 00:47:22,049 --> 00:47:24,951 Walter. Walter, please. Uh, Mrs. Johnston, there are just friends of ours. 850 00:47:25,052 --> 00:47:26,953 They're on our show. They dropped in- 851 00:47:27,054 --> 00:47:28,955 - Take the baby, nurse. - Oh, no. 852 00:47:29,056 --> 00:47:32,049 I'm afraid you're going to think I'm a mean old woman, my dear... 853 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,062 but I have grave responsibilities in these matters. 854 00:47:35,163 --> 00:47:38,065 I simply can't leave the baby with you in these circumstances. 855 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,068 Oh, no, please. This won't happen again. I promise you. 856 00:47:41,169 --> 00:47:44,105 I'm sorry. It's unfortunate. But I have my standards. 857 00:47:44,205 --> 00:47:48,438 We may be old-fashioned, but we've clung to them for a good many years. 858 00:47:48,543 --> 00:47:51,445 - Janet, Walter, tell her how this happened. - Take the baby. 859 00:47:51,546 --> 00:47:54,948 Oh, Mrs. Johnston, I assure you that Mrs. Moran had no idea- 860 00:47:55,049 --> 00:47:57,951 We just wanted to show them how tickled we were about the baby. 861 00:47:58,052 --> 00:48:01,819 I understand, but I hardly think it was necessary to have a drunken party. 862 00:48:03,357 --> 00:48:06,486 I'm sorry, Mrs. Moran. 863 00:48:13,367 --> 00:48:16,064 I'll talk to her, Mrs. Moran. Maybe later. 864 00:48:17,672 --> 00:48:19,903 Kitty, I- 865 00:48:20,007 --> 00:48:21,908 I feel like a dog. I could cut my throat. 866 00:48:22,009 --> 00:48:25,707 It's all right, Walter. It's nobody's fault. 867 00:48:25,813 --> 00:48:29,341 Just wasn't in the cards for us to have a baby, that's all. 868 00:48:29,450 --> 00:48:33,012 We'll see that you get another baby, even if I have to steal one. 869 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,921 I think the kindest thing we could all do now is just to go home. 870 00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:41,592 Good-bye, dear. I'll call you in the morning. 871 00:48:41,696 --> 00:48:45,030 - I'm terribly sorry, Kitty. - Good night, Kitty. 872 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,598 Good night, Jack. Terribly sorry, Kitty. 873 00:48:51,772 --> 00:48:53,798 I'll see you tomorrow, Jack. 874 00:48:55,743 --> 00:48:58,645 - Sorry, Kitty. - Good-bye, Jack. 875 00:48:58,746 --> 00:49:00,647 See you, Kitty. 876 00:49:24,272 --> 00:49:26,241 Want a cigarette? 877 00:49:37,552 --> 00:49:40,181 I hurried as fast as I could, Miss Kitty. 878 00:49:40,288 --> 00:49:43,520 I told them store folks I gotta get back home before that baby got here. 879 00:49:43,624 --> 00:49:46,526 But you know how it is. Everybody takin' their time! 880 00:49:46,627 --> 00:49:48,528 But I got what you said. 881 00:49:48,629 --> 00:49:50,723 Bottles, diapers- four dozen of 'em- 882 00:49:50,831 --> 00:49:54,563 talcum powder, Vaseline and a belly band! 883 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,942 Take that stuff out of here, Selma. Get rid of it. All of it. 884 00:50:02,043 --> 00:50:05,571 But, Mr.Jack, the baby's gonna need it- 885 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,581 There isn't gonna be any baby. 886 00:50:07,682 --> 00:50:09,583 Ain't gonna be no baby? 887 00:50:09,684 --> 00:50:13,587 No. Go on, get it out of here. Burn it, give it away, anything. Just get it out of here! 888 00:50:13,688 --> 00:50:16,658 And take the rest of this junk with you! 889 00:51:49,517 --> 00:51:52,715 Wait a minute. Aren't you kids gonna finish at the center of the stage? 890 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:55,722 - How can we if we slide to the left? - Watch this. Gloria. 891 00:51:55,823 --> 00:51:58,292 Take the last four bars. 892 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:09,132 ♪♪ I know that. We did it once. Come on, Gloria. 893 00:52:09,236 --> 00:52:11,705 Johnny. 894 00:52:19,947 --> 00:52:22,849 Excuse me, darling- I called him "darling." 895 00:52:22,950 --> 00:52:25,920 - Oh, it's all right. Call him anything you like. - May I really? 896 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:28,922 Sure. You oughta hear what I call him sometimes. Try it again. 897 00:52:29,023 --> 00:52:31,925 - Ready, darling? - Uh, Johnny, go ahead. Hit it. 898 00:52:36,330 --> 00:52:39,232 Hey, Jack, Kitty, listen! Break it up, Bob! 899 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:42,312 - Oh, Walter, we're busy. - Be quiet, or I'll write you and your number out of the act. 900 00:52:42,336 --> 00:52:44,601 - I want to tell you something. - What is it, Walter? 901 00:52:44,705 --> 00:52:47,684 - I got some great news. - I hope this isn't another one of those sure things in the fourth. 902 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:49,609 Hey, wait a minute! 903 00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:52,189 - It's okay. It's all set. I've got a baby for you. - What baby? 904 00:52:52,213 --> 00:52:55,012 There was a girl used to work for us down in the country. 905 00:52:55,116 --> 00:52:56,516 - Is she the mother? - Yeah, sure. 906 00:52:56,617 --> 00:52:58,108 - Where's the father? - Vamoosed. 907 00:52:58,219 --> 00:53:01,059 - Where is she now? - She's with some relatives near Trenton, New Jersey. 908 00:53:01,155 --> 00:53:04,057 I've talked to them. You can have it for a consideration. 909 00:53:04,158 --> 00:53:07,060 - Why do they want to get rid of it? - They can't afford it. 910 00:53:07,161 --> 00:53:09,562 - I told you I'd make it up to you. - But is that legal? 911 00:53:09,663 --> 00:53:12,064 Legal, illegal. Who cares? You want a baby, don't you? 912 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:14,829 - No. - What? After all the talk about the- 913 00:53:14,935 --> 00:53:17,268 I appreciate what you're trying to do for us, Walter... 914 00:53:17,371 --> 00:53:19,499 but I'm not going through it again. 915 00:53:19,607 --> 00:53:23,044 I feel the same way. Come on, honey, let's rehearse. This number's a little ragged. 916 00:53:23,144 --> 00:53:26,672 I'll be along in a minute. I'm sorry, Walter. 917 00:53:26,781 --> 00:53:28,682 Oh, that's okay. 918 00:53:28,783 --> 00:53:31,685 I was just wondering what's gonna happen to the poor kid. 919 00:53:31,786 --> 00:53:34,346 - What is it, a boy or girl? - That's just the trouble. 920 00:53:34,455 --> 00:53:36,651 - It's a girl. - What's wrong with girls? 921 00:53:36,757 --> 00:53:39,158 Well, you know how people feel about girls. 922 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:41,661 Probably the best thing if they go out and drown it. 923 00:53:41,762 --> 00:53:44,322 - Drown it? - Well, they drown kittens all the time. 924 00:53:44,431 --> 00:53:48,129 - I don't think that's very funny. - Neither do I. 925 00:53:48,235 --> 00:53:52,696 I'd better call Janet. Maybe I can talk her into taking the baby ourselves. 926 00:53:54,742 --> 00:53:57,644 - How old is it, Walter? - What? The baby? 927 00:53:57,745 --> 00:54:00,681 Oh, about seven months. 928 00:54:00,781 --> 00:54:03,979 - Cute? - If you don't mind blonds. 929 00:54:05,786 --> 00:54:08,585 - Hello. Janet? - When can we see her? 930 00:54:09,623 --> 00:54:11,524 Tonight. 931 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:15,027 Uh, is it raining there? No, it's not raining here either. 932 00:54:15,129 --> 00:54:18,031 Okay. I just wanted to know. Bye. 933 00:54:18,132 --> 00:54:20,033 Oh, Walter. 934 00:54:20,134 --> 00:54:22,535 The Morans live around here? 935 00:54:22,636 --> 00:54:25,538 Hi, old man. Come on in. I was just eloping with your wife. 936 00:54:25,639 --> 00:54:29,079 That's a right novel approach. First he offers her a baby. Then he offers to marry her. 937 00:54:29,143 --> 00:54:32,045 Jack, we've decided to take her. 938 00:54:32,146 --> 00:54:34,615 I never doubted it for a moment. 939 00:54:47,261 --> 00:54:50,163 - Wait here. I'll see what the situation is. - All right. 940 00:54:50,264 --> 00:54:53,234 - Be back in an hour or two. - In a what? 941 00:54:59,773 --> 00:55:01,605 - Good evening. - Good evening. Table? 942 00:55:01,709 --> 00:55:03,610 No, thanks. Not tonight. 943 00:55:03,711 --> 00:55:06,613 I just wanted to ask if there was a filling station around here. 944 00:55:06,714 --> 00:55:09,616 - Right down the road about a half a mile. - Thank you. 945 00:55:09,717 --> 00:55:11,618 - Uh, they're outside. - How many? 946 00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,247 - Just the two of them. - Bring them around the back. I'll let you in. 947 00:55:18,459 --> 00:55:20,360 - Susan. - Yes, sir? 948 00:55:20,461 --> 00:55:22,362 Table three want their check. 949 00:55:22,463 --> 00:55:25,433 If anybody wants me, I'll be back in a few minutes. 950 00:55:27,968 --> 00:55:30,870 It's down somewhere here at the end. 951 00:55:30,971 --> 00:55:33,406 There it is. 952 00:55:33,507 --> 00:55:36,909 I feel like a kidnapper, sneaking in the back way like this. 953 00:55:37,011 --> 00:55:39,913 No, it's okay. They just don't want to cause a lot of talk. 954 00:55:40,014 --> 00:55:43,007 These are the people I told you about- Mr. and Mrs. Moran. 955 00:55:43,117 --> 00:55:45,245 - Hello. - Come in. 956 00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:55,154 This is Mr. Tuttle. He's our lawyer. 957 00:55:55,262 --> 00:55:57,663 - How do you do? - And this is my wife. 958 00:55:57,765 --> 00:55:59,666 Have the papers all made out. 959 00:55:59,767 --> 00:56:02,293 All you have to do is to sign them. 960 00:56:02,403 --> 00:56:05,601 - Could we see the baby first? - Sure. I'll get her. 961 00:56:05,706 --> 00:56:08,801 - Is the mother here? - She works nights. 962 00:56:08,909 --> 00:56:12,107 It's better for everybody, in cases like this, not to see the mother. 963 00:56:12,212 --> 00:56:14,272 Does she know who's taking the child? 964 00:56:14,381 --> 00:56:17,783 She knows it's going to be well taken care of. That's all she's worrying about. 965 00:56:17,885 --> 00:56:21,364 - They understand about my fee and the other costs, don't they? - I have the money right here. 966 00:56:21,388 --> 00:56:24,290 We're not gonna get into trouble about this, are we? 967 00:56:24,391 --> 00:56:28,089 I've already explained to you, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. 968 00:56:28,195 --> 00:56:31,097 This lady and gentleman are going to give the baby a fine home... 969 00:56:31,198 --> 00:56:34,100 which is more than you or the mother can do. 970 00:56:34,201 --> 00:56:37,831 - And you want to avoid any talk- - No, I don't want any talk. 971 00:56:37,938 --> 00:56:40,373 Well, then don't upset yourself. 972 00:56:40,474 --> 00:56:42,375 Is this the full amount? 973 00:56:42,476 --> 00:56:44,877 Wait a minute. I don't like it at all. 974 00:56:44,979 --> 00:56:47,881 I feel guilty, as if we were committing some sort of crime. 975 00:56:47,982 --> 00:56:51,646 - Come on, Walter, Jack. Let's go, huh? - Come on. 976 00:56:53,354 --> 00:56:55,323 Here she is. 977 00:56:57,624 --> 00:56:59,525 We've decided not to take her. 978 00:56:59,626 --> 00:57:01,458 Not take her? 979 00:57:01,562 --> 00:57:03,588 What's been going on in here? 980 00:57:03,697 --> 00:57:06,292 Nothing. We just changed our minds, that's all. 981 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,063 - Listen, if you've said anything- - I haven't said anything! 982 00:57:09,169 --> 00:57:13,072 Take it easy. If they don't want the baby, they don't want it. 983 00:57:13,173 --> 00:57:15,074 It's all right, Kitty. Let's go. 984 00:57:15,175 --> 00:57:17,144 Wait a minute. 985 00:57:18,512 --> 00:57:20,981 - Can I hold her a minute? - Sure. 986 00:57:25,019 --> 00:57:28,148 Kitty, come here. Take a look at this. 987 00:57:38,532 --> 00:57:40,592 Look at that. 988 00:57:40,701 --> 00:57:42,602 Look at those little hands. 989 00:57:42,703 --> 00:57:46,196 Looks like she just got a manicure. 990 00:57:46,306 --> 00:57:50,038 Those cheeks. We'd have to start her out on a diet. 991 00:57:50,144 --> 00:57:52,045 Ohh. 992 00:57:52,146 --> 00:57:54,115 Let me hold her. 993 00:58:02,656 --> 00:58:06,855 There we are. All done. All done now, honey. 994 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,725 Okay? Well, come on. Come on. 995 00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:12,390 Oh, her's getting such a big girl. 996 00:58:12,499 --> 00:58:14,627 Her's such a big girl. 997 00:58:14,735 --> 00:58:17,068 She's a big girl. 998 00:58:17,171 --> 00:58:19,640 Oh, I got lipstick all over you. 999 00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,936 Look at that face. 1000 00:58:27,247 --> 00:58:30,479 Look at the baby. See the pretty baby? 1001 00:58:30,584 --> 00:58:32,485 See the pretty baby? 1002 00:58:32,586 --> 00:58:35,283 Let's brush your hair now. 1003 00:58:35,389 --> 00:58:37,290 There. 1004 00:58:37,391 --> 00:58:40,361 What's that? What is that thing? 1005 00:58:43,564 --> 00:58:45,465 Getting kinda late, don't you think? 1006 00:58:45,566 --> 00:58:47,967 - I'm all ready except my coat and hat. - How's Her Highness? 1007 00:58:48,068 --> 00:58:49,969 She's wonderful. Say, "Hi, Daddy." 1008 00:58:50,070 --> 00:58:52,164 - Want a bite? - Oh, stop it. 1009 00:58:52,272 --> 00:58:55,106 I bet Mr. Milton'll like it. Watch this new trick I taught him. 1010 00:58:55,209 --> 00:58:57,178 Hey, Milton. Catch now. 1011 00:59:04,518 --> 00:59:08,649 - What's the matter with him? - Milton? He's pouting. I think he's jealous. 1012 00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:12,055 I'd better take him to the park and introduce him to a couple of lady dogs. 1013 00:59:12,159 --> 00:59:14,390 Get his mind off his troubles. 1014 00:59:14,495 --> 00:59:17,897 Ah, Mrs. Bates. Ravishing as ever. 1015 00:59:17,998 --> 00:59:20,900 - What are you doing, Mrs. Moran? - Playing with the baby. 1016 00:59:21,001 --> 00:59:23,732 - Put her down, please. - I'm not hurting her. 1017 00:59:23,837 --> 00:59:27,296 You know the rules. Was that dog in here again? 1018 00:59:27,407 --> 00:59:30,571 - For a little while. - I've told you repeatedly to keep him out. 1019 00:59:30,677 --> 00:59:32,578 I don't like dogs around babies. 1020 00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:34,580 He wasn't anywhere near her. 1021 00:59:34,681 --> 00:59:36,547 Also, you haven't your mask on. 1022 00:59:36,650 --> 00:59:38,448 I forgot it. 1023 00:59:38,552 --> 00:59:42,683 - You don't consider germs a danger to your child? - I said I forgot it. 1024 00:59:42,789 --> 00:59:44,690 I see you've changed her too. 1025 00:59:44,791 --> 00:59:48,990 - She was wet. - Course, you're her mother. If you want to spoil her, why- 1026 00:59:49,096 --> 00:59:51,998 And I think she's hungry. She was crying. 1027 00:59:52,099 --> 00:59:54,000 Her next feeding's in half an hour. 1028 00:59:54,101 --> 00:59:56,502 My mother had seven children. 1029 00:59:56,603 --> 00:59:58,504 When they were hungry, she fed them. 1030 00:59:58,605 --> 01:00:00,506 - Times have changed. - Mothers haven't. 1031 01:00:00,607 --> 01:00:04,942 Do you want your child to be a useless, selfish individual, spoiled and- 1032 01:00:05,045 --> 01:00:06,946 A little love never spoiled anybody. 1033 01:00:07,047 --> 01:00:09,983 I might as well not have a baby. I'm never allowed to touch her. 1034 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:12,985 I can't feed her. I can't kiss her. I can't change her. 1035 01:00:13,086 --> 01:00:15,078 Before long, I won't even be able to look at her. 1036 01:00:15,189 --> 01:00:18,091 We've been all through this before, Mrs. Moran. 1037 01:00:18,192 --> 01:00:20,821 Obviously you and I don't see eye to eye. 1038 01:00:20,928 --> 01:00:23,227 We certainly don't. 1039 01:00:25,866 --> 01:00:28,335 Better step on it. It's getting late. 1040 01:00:30,337 --> 01:00:32,738 - What's the matter with you? - Oh, that woman! 1041 01:00:32,839 --> 01:00:36,105 - Is it all right for me to go now, Miss Kitty? - Yes, of course. 1042 01:00:36,210 --> 01:00:39,669 - Thank you, ma'am. Good night, Mr.Jack. - Where you going all dressed up? 1043 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:42,011 Oh, you forgot, Mr.Jack. 1044 01:00:42,115 --> 01:00:45,017 This is my birthday. I'm going to a party. 1045 01:00:45,118 --> 01:00:48,020 - Well, congratulations. How old are you? - Thirty-nine. 1046 01:00:48,121 --> 01:00:50,590 - You too? - Yes, sir! 1047 01:00:56,730 --> 01:00:58,699 Wait a minute. 1048 01:01:03,503 --> 01:01:05,404 - You're fired. - What? 1049 01:01:05,505 --> 01:01:08,407 You heard me. You're fired. I've had just about all of you I can stand. 1050 01:01:08,508 --> 01:01:11,945 - Now get your things and leave right now. - Very well. I shall. 1051 01:01:12,045 --> 01:01:14,105 - Good. - To the showers, butch. 1052 01:01:14,214 --> 01:01:17,742 - My check, please. - I'll send you your check in the morning. Just go. 1053 01:01:17,851 --> 01:01:20,946 - I was only trying to do my duty. - Get out. 1054 01:01:23,056 --> 01:01:25,958 You shouldn't have been so hard on her. Maybe she's good to her mother. 1055 01:01:26,059 --> 01:01:29,757 She never had a mother. She's part of the rock left over from Grant's tomb. 1056 01:01:32,566 --> 01:01:34,592 Kiss Her Majesty good night. 1057 01:01:34,701 --> 01:01:36,670 Let's go. 1058 01:01:37,938 --> 01:01:39,839 Who's gonna stay with the baby? 1059 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:42,341 Holy Christmas! What a time to think of that. 1060 01:01:42,442 --> 01:01:45,344 I couldn't help it. I couldn't stand that woman one more minute. 1061 01:01:45,445 --> 01:01:47,346 - Maybe I can catch Selma. - On her birthday? 1062 01:01:47,447 --> 01:01:50,426 - How about a sitter? - It's too late, and I wouldn't know who to call anyway. 1063 01:01:50,450 --> 01:01:53,352 - I'll just have to ask Ol' Muleface to come back. - No, no, no. 1064 01:01:53,453 --> 01:01:56,946 I wouldn't ask her to do anything. I'll stay with the baby myself. 1065 01:01:57,057 --> 01:02:00,221 - You can't do that. We've got a show to do. - Tell them I have a cold. 1066 01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:03,229 Gloria can take my place. She knows the routines as well as I do. 1067 01:02:03,330 --> 01:02:06,232 Gloria. Who wants Gloria? You've got to do it. 1068 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,565 It's no great tragedy if I miss a broadcast. Lots of people miss shows. 1069 01:02:09,670 --> 01:02:12,572 If you'd only kept your pretty mouth shut until morning. 1070 01:02:12,673 --> 01:02:16,075 Go telephone Gloria. She's been hoping I'd break a leg or something. 1071 01:02:16,176 --> 01:02:19,078 All right, but I think you're taking an awful chance. 1072 01:02:19,179 --> 01:02:21,341 That Gloria's kinda sexy, you know. 1073 01:02:21,448 --> 01:02:24,179 - I might fall for her. - Oh, go on. 1074 01:02:44,671 --> 01:02:47,266 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna cross me ♪ 1075 01:02:47,374 --> 01:02:50,276 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna boss me ♪ 1076 01:02:50,377 --> 01:02:52,903 ♪ Anyone who tries to toss me ♪ 1077 01:02:53,013 --> 01:02:55,505 ♪ Won't be worth a dime ♪ 1078 01:02:55,615 --> 01:02:57,743 ♪ I'm just televisin' ♪ 1079 01:02:57,851 --> 01:03:02,118 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna come along ♪ 1080 01:03:02,222 --> 01:03:05,124 ♪ And beat my time ♪ 1081 01:03:05,225 --> 01:03:08,218 ♪ 'Cause I live hard ♪ 1082 01:03:08,328 --> 01:03:10,627 ♪ Work hard ♪ 1083 01:03:10,731 --> 01:03:13,257 ♪ And I love hard ♪ 1084 01:03:15,836 --> 01:03:18,601 ♪ Got an eye just like an eagle ♪ 1085 01:03:18,705 --> 01:03:21,140 ♪ Got a nose just like a beagle ♪ 1086 01:03:21,241 --> 01:03:24,302 ♪ Got a man and he's mighty legal ♪ 1087 01:03:24,411 --> 01:03:27,245 ♪ I won't give you no trouble ♪ 1088 01:03:27,347 --> 01:03:29,748 ♪ Take my advice, gal ♪ 1089 01:03:29,850 --> 01:03:33,082 ♪ It won't be nice, gal if you try ♪ 1090 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:39,885 ♪ 'Cause I live hard ♪ 1091 01:03:39,993 --> 01:03:41,985 ♪ Work hard ♪ 1092 01:03:42,095 --> 01:03:44,826 ♪ And I love ♪ Ohh! Hard. 1093 01:03:47,401 --> 01:03:50,030 ♪ If you think all this foolishment ♪ 1094 01:03:50,137 --> 01:03:52,436 ♪ Gets by me ♪ 1095 01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:56,772 ♪ Come on and whip your wits together, gal, and try me ♪ 1096 01:05:01,074 --> 01:05:02,702 ♪ 'Cause I live hard ♪ 1097 01:05:03,743 --> 01:05:05,041 ♪ Work hard ♪ 1098 01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:07,547 ♪ And I love hard ♪ 1099 01:05:11,485 --> 01:05:14,478 ♪ So, gal, get movin' down the track ♪ 1100 01:05:14,588 --> 01:05:17,183 ♪ Can't stand no evil 'hind my back ♪ 1101 01:05:17,290 --> 01:05:21,853 ♪ This man must be the way he's been ♪ 1102 01:05:21,962 --> 01:05:25,421 - ♪ If we're to live together ♪ - ♪ Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm ♪ 1103 01:05:25,532 --> 01:05:28,161 ♪ Work together ♪ 1104 01:05:28,268 --> 01:05:31,295 ♪ Love together ♪ 1105 01:05:31,404 --> 01:05:36,468 ♪ From here on in ♪ 1106 01:06:17,817 --> 01:06:21,686 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna cross ya ♪ 1107 01:06:21,788 --> 01:06:25,657 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna boss ya ♪ 1108 01:06:25,759 --> 01:06:29,958 ♪ Anyone who tries to toss you ♪ 1109 01:06:30,063 --> 01:06:34,057 ♪ Won't be worth a dime ♪ 1110 01:06:34,167 --> 01:06:36,966 ♪ I'm just televisin' ♪ 1111 01:06:37,070 --> 01:06:43,067 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna come along ♪ 1112 01:06:43,176 --> 01:06:47,807 ♪ And beat your time ♪ 1113 01:07:01,661 --> 01:07:04,062 ♪ Got an eye just like an eagle ♪ 1114 01:07:04,164 --> 01:07:08,260 ♪ Got a nose just like a beagle ♪ 1115 01:07:08,368 --> 01:07:10,337 You said it. 1116 01:07:10,437 --> 01:07:14,204 ♪ So don't you ask for trouble ♪ 1117 01:07:14,307 --> 01:07:17,539 ♪ Take my advice, gal ♪ 1118 01:07:17,644 --> 01:07:20,978 ♪ It won't be nice, gal ♪ 1119 01:07:21,081 --> 01:07:24,745 ♪ If you try ♪ 1120 01:07:28,221 --> 01:07:31,350 ♪ 'Cause I live hard ♪ 1121 01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:34,053 ♪ Work hard ♪ 1122 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,994 ♪ And I love hard ♪ 1123 01:07:39,799 --> 01:07:43,793 ♪ If you think all your foolishment gets by me ♪ 1124 01:07:43,903 --> 01:07:46,839 ♪ Come on and whip your wits together, gal ♪ 1125 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:49,273 - ♪ And try me♪ - Hmph. 1126 01:07:49,376 --> 01:07:51,436 ♪ 'Cause ♪ 1127 01:07:51,544 --> 01:07:54,537 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna cross me ♪ 1128 01:07:54,648 --> 01:07:57,675 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna boss me ♪ 1129 01:07:57,784 --> 01:08:00,811 ♪ Anyone who tries to toss me ♪ 1130 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,856 ♪ Won't be worth a dime ♪ 1131 01:08:03,957 --> 01:08:06,426 ♪ I'm just televisin' ♪ 1132 01:08:06,526 --> 01:08:11,521 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna come along ♪ 1133 01:08:11,631 --> 01:08:15,159 ♪ And beat my time ♪ 1134 01:08:15,268 --> 01:08:18,261 ♪ 'Cause I live hard ♪ 1135 01:08:18,371 --> 01:08:21,535 ♪ I work hard ♪ 1136 01:08:21,641 --> 01:08:25,510 ♪ And I love hard ♪ 1137 01:08:29,716 --> 01:08:33,016 ♪ So, gal, get movin' down the track ♪ 1138 01:08:33,119 --> 01:08:34,985 ♪ Can't stand no evil 'hind my back ♪ 1139 01:08:37,090 --> 01:08:39,116 ♪ My man must be ♪ 1140 01:08:39,225 --> 01:08:41,922 ♪ The way ♪ 1141 01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:46,432 ♪ He's been ♪ 1142 01:08:46,533 --> 01:08:51,301 ♪ If we're to live together ♪ 1143 01:08:51,404 --> 01:08:54,966 ♪ Work together ♪ 1144 01:08:55,075 --> 01:08:57,203 ♪ Love ♪ 1145 01:08:57,310 --> 01:09:03,978 ♪ Together ♪♪ 1146 01:09:08,722 --> 01:09:11,248 Rack 'em back, daddy-o! 1147 01:09:33,346 --> 01:09:36,646 Hey, Sleeping Beauty. Get up, Milton. 1148 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:39,083 Who is it? 1149 01:09:39,185 --> 01:09:41,916 It's the milkman. Who'd you expect? 1150 01:09:42,021 --> 01:09:45,423 Four quarts and a pound of butter, dear. 1151 01:09:45,525 --> 01:09:48,757 - What are you doing sleeping out here? - I'm scared of the dark. 1152 01:09:48,862 --> 01:09:51,764 - How'd the show go? - Well, didn't you see it? 1153 01:09:51,865 --> 01:09:56,769 No, I was busy with the baby. She kept crying, and she seemed restless. 1154 01:09:56,870 --> 01:09:59,601 - How do you think it went? - Mmm, not bad. 1155 01:09:59,706 --> 01:10:02,608 And, uh, Gloria? 1156 01:10:02,709 --> 01:10:04,610 Well, she isn't you. 1157 01:10:04,711 --> 01:10:07,579 It's a good thing you said that. 1158 01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,581 Come on, let's hit the sack. 1159 01:10:09,682 --> 01:10:11,583 - Jack. - What? 1160 01:10:11,684 --> 01:10:14,085 Sit down a minute, huh? 1161 01:10:14,187 --> 01:10:18,090 Would you mind very much if we didn't get another nurse right away? 1162 01:10:18,191 --> 01:10:21,787 You can't take care of a baby by yourself. What do you know about 'em? 1163 01:10:21,895 --> 01:10:24,296 Nothing. That's why I want to try it. 1164 01:10:24,397 --> 01:10:27,799 It was so much fun tonight being able to pick her up whenever I wanted to... 1165 01:10:27,901 --> 01:10:31,303 and change her whether she needed it or not, kiss her whenever I liked. 1166 01:10:31,404 --> 01:10:34,636 I'm a new woman. I just can't wait for Mother's Day. 1167 01:10:34,741 --> 01:10:39,645 - And the show? - Oh, I think Gloria's amply demonstrated- 1168 01:10:39,746 --> 01:10:41,647 Well, Mr. Carroll might think differently. 1169 01:10:41,748 --> 01:10:45,150 - After all, he hired you and me, not Gloria. - You can fix it. 1170 01:10:45,251 --> 01:10:47,811 - You're a genius. Remember? - You need a new nurse. 1171 01:10:47,921 --> 01:10:50,891 Just for a little while? I'll give you a kiss. 1172 01:10:53,259 --> 01:10:55,490 - Okay? - You're a hussy. 1173 01:10:55,595 --> 01:11:00,260 Of course you realize, if you ever get the idea Gloria is as good as I am... 1174 01:11:00,366 --> 01:11:02,335 - I'll have to shoot you. - Good. 1175 01:11:17,183 --> 01:11:19,914 Kitty! Walter, there's Kitty! Kitty! 1176 01:11:20,019 --> 01:11:21,920 Kitty, wait a minute! 1177 01:11:22,021 --> 01:11:24,855 Janet! Walter! What are you doing up here? 1178 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,893 Well, we can't go to a nice, cheap dentist. 1179 01:11:26,993 --> 01:11:28,928 We have to go to a Fifth Avenue dentist. 1180 01:11:29,028 --> 01:11:32,931 - Look at the braces. Don't they look awful? - Oh, they're not too bad. 1181 01:11:33,032 --> 01:11:36,366 $1,500 so she can eat corn off the cob like a lady, and she complains yet. 1182 01:11:36,469 --> 01:11:38,836 - Keep quiet. It was your idea. - Look who's here. 1183 01:11:38,938 --> 01:11:42,602 - Hello, you pretty thing. - Give your Uncle Walter a nice, toothless grin. 1184 01:11:42,709 --> 01:11:45,110 Oh, Mother, isn't she darling? 1185 01:11:45,211 --> 01:11:47,112 - Are you Kitty Moran? - Yes. 1186 01:11:47,213 --> 01:11:50,183 - See? I told you she was. - You sure have changed. 1187 01:11:50,283 --> 01:11:53,776 I saw you on television last night, and you had dark hair. 1188 01:11:53,887 --> 01:11:56,686 - She was wearing a toupee. - He's kidding us! 1189 01:11:56,789 --> 01:12:00,226 She doesn't even look like Kitty Moran in the flesh. 1190 01:12:00,326 --> 01:12:02,522 - Come on. - Well, wait a minute, Mary! 1191 01:12:02,629 --> 01:12:05,326 - Well, hi-ho, everybody. - The little dears. 1192 01:12:05,431 --> 01:12:08,663 It's a cruel world. I'm off the air five weeks, and bingo! 1193 01:12:08,768 --> 01:12:11,670 - Take my advice-get back to work. - And for our sakes, soon. 1194 01:12:11,771 --> 01:12:15,299 Without your legs to speak our lines, baby, they don't sound so Noel Coward. 1195 01:12:15,408 --> 01:12:17,639 - It's a thought. - I wish you would, Mrs. Moran. 1196 01:12:17,744 --> 01:12:20,145 - I don't like that old Gloria Adams. - Laura. 1197 01:12:20,246 --> 01:12:22,272 Well, I don't, Mother. She's so pushy. 1198 01:12:22,382 --> 01:12:25,361 - She always acts as if she were in love with Mr. Moran. - That'll do, Laura. 1199 01:12:25,385 --> 01:12:28,287 But you said yourself, if Mr. Moran were your husband- 1200 01:12:28,388 --> 01:12:30,289 - Laura, be quiet! - I'm sorry. 1201 01:12:30,390 --> 01:12:33,292 - It's, uh, kind of warm for summer, isn't it? - It's all right, Laura. 1202 01:12:33,393 --> 01:12:36,295 I know just what your mother means. I tune them in myself. 1203 01:12:36,396 --> 01:12:39,798 Whether I said it or not, it's none of our business. We've got to catch a bus. 1204 01:12:39,899 --> 01:12:42,819 They're having a sale at Saks. I want to get Laura a coat. Good-bye, dear. 1205 01:12:42,902 --> 01:12:44,803 - Bye, Laura. - Good-bye, pet. 1206 01:12:44,904 --> 01:12:48,238 You must come over and spill some beans for us some time. 1207 01:12:59,686 --> 01:13:01,587 - Hi, Gloria. - Hi, Mac! 1208 01:13:02,755 --> 01:13:04,724 - Hi. - Hi. 1209 01:13:06,259 --> 01:13:08,160 Ready? 1210 01:13:08,261 --> 01:13:11,163 In a minute, as soon as I get this rope around my neck. 1211 01:13:11,264 --> 01:13:14,166 If I ever lay my hands on the guy that thought of these things- 1212 01:13:14,267 --> 01:13:17,169 I like you in bow ties. They make you look so young. 1213 01:13:17,270 --> 01:13:20,672 Yeah? We'll, I'll be an old man before I get this one on. 1214 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:23,609 Let me help you. 1215 01:13:23,710 --> 01:13:26,612 - I'll tie it. - I don't know where they go wrong. 1216 01:13:26,713 --> 01:13:29,182 This is as far as I always get. 1217 01:13:30,416 --> 01:13:33,318 - You look kinda cute tonight. - Oh, be still. 1218 01:13:33,419 --> 01:13:36,321 If your nose just turned up just a little bit here- 1219 01:13:36,422 --> 01:13:38,323 Leave my nose alone. 1220 01:13:38,424 --> 01:13:42,054 I bet when you were a girl you played the best game of post office in your town. 1221 01:13:42,161 --> 01:13:44,130 Jack. 1222 01:13:57,744 --> 01:14:01,237 You know a good French synonym for the word "whew"? 1223 01:14:01,347 --> 01:14:03,578 Oh, darling! 1224 01:14:03,683 --> 01:14:05,584 What's the "oh" for? 1225 01:14:05,685 --> 01:14:08,587 I feel like I've been waiting for this all my life. 1226 01:14:08,688 --> 01:14:11,089 Well, I hates to keep a lady waitin'. 1227 01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:14,092 Kitty! You look like a million! Where'd you get the coat? 1228 01:14:14,193 --> 01:14:17,561 It's just a little thing I picked up in Bloomingdale's basement. 1229 01:14:17,663 --> 01:14:20,565 - Hi! Anybody home? - Kitty! Gee, I'm glad to see you! 1230 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:22,567 Come on in! 1231 01:14:22,668 --> 01:14:24,569 Let me take your coat off. 1232 01:14:24,670 --> 01:14:27,572 My, you do seem glad to see me. Hi, Gloria. 1233 01:14:27,673 --> 01:14:30,575 - I was just helping Jack with his tie. - Oh, how nice. 1234 01:14:30,676 --> 01:14:33,596 - You know me and bow ties. - Jack, you're bleeding. Did you cut yourself? 1235 01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:37,377 - I don't think so. - Wait a minute. Let me see. 1236 01:14:37,483 --> 01:14:39,384 Oh, it's only lipstick. 1237 01:14:39,485 --> 01:14:42,387 Lipstick? How do you suppose that got there? 1238 01:14:42,488 --> 01:14:45,390 I can't imagine, dear. And such a lovely shade. What do you call it? 1239 01:14:45,491 --> 01:14:47,790 - Careless Lips. - Careless Lips. 1240 01:14:47,894 --> 01:14:50,796 - What a charming name. Is it yours? - Yes. 1241 01:14:50,897 --> 01:14:52,798 - Gloria. - It's no use, Jack. 1242 01:14:52,899 --> 01:14:55,300 - She'll have to know sometime. - Know what? 1243 01:14:55,401 --> 01:14:58,303 - Nothing. It's just a gag. Gloria and I were kidding. - Please, Jack. 1244 01:14:58,404 --> 01:15:01,397 - Kitty's grown-up. - Certainly. I've been grown-up for years. 1245 01:15:01,507 --> 01:15:03,408 Kitty. 1246 01:15:03,509 --> 01:15:06,240 Jack and I are in love. 1247 01:15:06,345 --> 01:15:08,576 - Madly? - Oh, please don't joke about it. 1248 01:15:08,681 --> 01:15:11,082 We've fought it. Really, we have. But it's no use. 1249 01:15:11,184 --> 01:15:15,087 I have never said anything to you about being in love. Where did you get such an idea? 1250 01:15:15,188 --> 01:15:18,090 Don't interrupt, Jack. I haven't heard any good, juicy gossip for weeks. 1251 01:15:18,191 --> 01:15:21,093 - Go ahead, Gloria. - I suppose we've always known it in our hearts. 1252 01:15:21,194 --> 01:15:24,096 - But we only admitted it today. - What are you talking about? 1253 01:15:24,197 --> 01:15:26,598 How can you just make something up like this? 1254 01:15:26,699 --> 01:15:29,259 - There's no reason to get excited. - I am not getting excited. 1255 01:15:29,368 --> 01:15:32,270 - Excuse me, Gloria, but I was just trying to explain- - Later, dear. 1256 01:15:32,371 --> 01:15:35,350 - Sit down, Gloria. This is a very interesting situation. - I prefer to stand. 1257 01:15:35,374 --> 01:15:37,275 - Ah, sit down! - Now, don't fight. 1258 01:15:37,376 --> 01:15:40,278 Kitty, stop chasing around and let me explain this thing to you. 1259 01:15:40,379 --> 01:15:42,780 Come in! Come in! 1260 01:15:42,882 --> 01:15:45,283 Got a couple changes for- Kitty! 1261 01:15:45,384 --> 01:15:48,286 - Hello, Walter. - I thought you'd be home wringing out diapers. 1262 01:15:48,387 --> 01:15:50,288 What brings you to these parts? 1263 01:15:50,389 --> 01:15:52,790 Haven't you heard? I've decided to come back to work. 1264 01:15:52,892 --> 01:15:55,953 - To work? - And about time too. Don't you think so, darling? 1265 01:15:56,062 --> 01:15:58,964 - Yes. Yes, Kitty. What about the baby? - Selma's with her. 1266 01:15:59,065 --> 01:16:01,557 Go tell everybody I'll do this week's show. 1267 01:16:01,667 --> 01:16:05,069 We'll be along to start rehearsing as soon as we get a little business finished here. 1268 01:16:05,171 --> 01:16:08,573 Well, take your time, baby. I wouldn't think of interfering with business. 1269 01:16:08,674 --> 01:16:11,473 - See you around, Gloria. - You run along, Walter. 1270 01:16:11,577 --> 01:16:13,478 We'll see you later. 1271 01:16:13,579 --> 01:16:15,980 Now, where were we, Gloria? 1272 01:16:16,082 --> 01:16:17,983 Oh, yes. About you and Jack. 1273 01:16:18,084 --> 01:16:21,248 Of course, there's several ways a wife can look at a situation like this. 1274 01:16:21,354 --> 01:16:23,755 - Are you sure you won't sit down? - No, thank you. 1275 01:16:23,856 --> 01:16:25,757 For instance, I could shoot you both. 1276 01:16:25,858 --> 01:16:28,818 The unwritten law, you know. But then, that's rather uncivilized, isn't it? 1277 01:16:28,861 --> 01:16:30,762 Well, if that's your attitude, I'm going. 1278 01:16:30,863 --> 01:16:33,765 - Now, Kitty, listen- - Oh, don't go. This is just getting interesting. 1279 01:16:33,866 --> 01:16:37,268 - Please let me say something! - Later, dear. This is a problem for Gloria and me. 1280 01:16:37,370 --> 01:16:40,272 Certainly, I don't want to stand in the way of anyone's happiness. 1281 01:16:40,373 --> 01:16:43,275 - Perhaps we can arrange a nice, quiet divorce. - Divorce? 1282 01:16:43,376 --> 01:16:45,777 Well, you don't want to commit bigamy, do you? 1283 01:16:45,878 --> 01:16:48,780 Think how inconvenient it would be- two women clinging to you. 1284 01:16:48,881 --> 01:16:52,283 - To say nothing of the expense. - Would you please let me get a word in here edgewise? 1285 01:16:52,385 --> 01:16:54,345 Certainly, dear, if you have a better suggestion. 1286 01:16:54,387 --> 01:16:58,654 This whole thing is cockeyed. Sure I kissed her. She's cute. Little on the goofy side, but- 1287 01:16:58,758 --> 01:17:01,387 - Jack! - Oh, now you've hurt her. 1288 01:17:01,494 --> 01:17:04,396 - Well, I'm human! - Stop bragging and go on with your story. 1289 01:17:04,497 --> 01:17:08,400 What I mean is, one kiss doesn't mean a guy wants to start paying alimony. 1290 01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:10,527 Especially the first time he gets caught. 1291 01:17:10,636 --> 01:17:13,538 - What am I gonna do now? - Well, I'll tell you. 1292 01:17:13,639 --> 01:17:16,559 In the future, you'll be a lot better off keeping your mind on your job... 1293 01:17:16,642 --> 01:17:18,543 and your hands off my husband. 1294 01:17:18,644 --> 01:17:21,614 Because, you see, he's not a bit clever. 1295 01:17:27,687 --> 01:17:30,316 Well? Shall we get ready to rehearse? 1296 01:17:31,390 --> 01:17:33,291 What a life. 1297 01:17:33,392 --> 01:17:35,370 A guy can't even pinch a girl without her hearing wedding bells. 1298 01:17:35,394 --> 01:17:38,296 - Ow! That hurt! - I meant it to. 1299 01:17:38,397 --> 01:17:41,299 Probably have a mark on me as big as a hen's egg. 1300 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,335 That'll give you a rough idea what'll happen... 1301 01:17:43,436 --> 01:17:45,371 the next time I catch you being "human." 1302 01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:48,940 Rhinelander 7-3-200. 1303 01:17:49,041 --> 01:17:51,943 Yes, sir. Mrs. Moran will be on the program tonight. 1304 01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:54,445 Yes, sir. We're pleased too. 1305 01:17:54,547 --> 01:17:56,778 Rhinelander 7-3-200. 1306 01:17:56,882 --> 01:18:00,216 Who? Mrs. Moran? I'm sorry. She's on stage. 1307 01:18:00,319 --> 01:18:03,380 What? Please don't speak so loudly. I can't understand you. 1308 01:18:03,489 --> 01:18:06,391 What is that about a baby? What? 1309 01:18:06,492 --> 01:18:09,553 Yes, I'll tell her it's very important as soon as I can get to her. 1310 01:18:09,662 --> 01:18:13,190 Mac, see if you can get this to Mrs. Moran right away. 1311 01:18:13,299 --> 01:18:16,326 - I'm your man. - Rhinelander 7-3-200. 1312 01:18:16,435 --> 01:18:19,496 This is channel 2, WTVW. 1313 01:18:19,605 --> 01:18:22,074 Stay tuned for Kitty and Jack Moran. 1314 01:18:22,174 --> 01:18:25,144 - I've got a message for Mrs. Moran. - Too late. They're on. 1315 01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:30,350 ♪ Cosmo♪ 1316 01:18:30,449 --> 01:18:33,351 ♪ Cosmo Cosmetics present to you ♪ 1317 01:18:33,452 --> 01:18:36,445 ♪ A takeoff on a musical that's fresh and new ♪ 1318 01:18:36,555 --> 01:18:39,457 ♪ This famous operetta set the country on its ears ♪ 1319 01:18:39,558 --> 01:18:42,585 ♪ And we predict it's gonna run for years ♪ 1320 01:18:42,695 --> 01:18:46,097 ♪ And years and years ♪♪ 1321 01:18:46,198 --> 01:18:49,726 For those of you who haven't seen it but have heard that it's terrific... 1322 01:18:49,835 --> 01:18:53,738 we're going to take you to the friendly islands in the South Pacific. 1323 01:18:53,839 --> 01:18:59,608 And we know you'll find them very, very friendly. 1324 01:18:59,712 --> 01:19:02,238 ♪ Friendly isle Friendly isle♪ 1325 01:19:02,348 --> 01:19:05,546 ♪ Friendly islands♪ 1326 01:19:05,651 --> 01:19:12,421 ♪ On the friendly islands♪ 1327 01:19:12,525 --> 01:19:20,023 ♪ In the South Pacific♪ 1328 01:19:20,132 --> 01:19:22,294 ♪ No one ever hurries♪ 1329 01:19:22,401 --> 01:19:25,371 ♪ When they walk♪ 1330 01:19:25,471 --> 01:19:27,963 ♪ No one ever worries♪ 1331 01:19:28,074 --> 01:19:32,068 ♪ With happy talk♪ 1332 01:19:32,178 --> 01:19:36,912 ♪ On the friendly islands ♪ 1333 01:19:37,016 --> 01:19:38,951 ♪ Friendly islands♪ 1334 01:19:39,051 --> 01:19:43,386 ♪ In the South Pacific ♪ 1335 01:19:43,489 --> 01:19:46,049 ♪ South Pacific♪ 1336 01:19:46,158 --> 01:19:49,287 ♪ Just below Samoa ♪ 1337 01:19:49,395 --> 01:19:52,559 ♪ East of Bali Bali ♪ 1338 01:19:52,665 --> 01:19:56,602 ♪ Just a continent or two ♪ 1339 01:19:56,702 --> 01:20:00,070 ♪ From Shubert Alley ♪ 1340 01:20:00,172 --> 01:20:05,008 ♪ On the friendly islands ♪ 1341 01:20:05,111 --> 01:20:08,570 ♪ Friendly islands♪ 1342 01:20:08,681 --> 01:20:12,209 ♪ No one there is friendless ♪ 1343 01:20:12,318 --> 01:20:14,617 ♪ Life just goes on ♪ 1344 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,747 ♪ Endlessly ♪ 1345 01:20:17,857 --> 01:20:21,225 ♪ Life 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01:22:40,492 ♪ We got devotion with plenty to spare ♪ 1380 01:22:40,599 --> 01:22:43,694 ♪ We got the flowers and ivory towers and idle hours ♪ 1381 01:22:43,802 --> 01:22:45,896 ♪ So don't be a square ♪ 1382 01:24:10,389 --> 01:24:12,585 ♪ No one♪ 1383 01:24:12,691 --> 01:24:15,718 ♪ Ever hurries♪ 1384 01:24:15,828 --> 01:24:20,323 ♪ When they walk♪ 1385 01:24:21,533 --> 01:24:25,664 ♪ No one ever worries♪ 1386 01:24:25,771 --> 01:24:29,902 ♪ With happy talk♪ 1387 01:24:30,009 --> 01:24:33,002 ♪ On the friendly♪ 1388 01:24:33,112 --> 01:24:39,416 ♪ Islands♪ 1389 01:24:39,518 --> 01:24:43,546 ♪ No one there is friendless ♪ 1390 01:24:43,656 --> 01:24:46,353 ♪ Life just goes on ♪ 1391 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:50,156 ♪ Endlessly ♪ 1392 01:24:50,262 --> 01:24:54,222 ♪ On the friendly islands♪ 1393 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:58,498 ♪ On the friendly islands♪ 1394 01:24:58,604 --> 01:25:00,402 ♪ Life goes on♪ 1395 01:25:00,506 --> 01:25:04,671 ♪ Life goes on, life goes on Life goes on, life goes on♪ 1396 01:25:04,777 --> 01:25:08,805 ♪ And on♪♪ 1397 01:25:13,385 --> 01:25:15,286 Mrs. Moran? 1398 01:25:15,387 --> 01:25:18,789 Mrs. Moran, there was a telephone call for you from your apartment. 1399 01:25:18,891 --> 01:25:21,793 - The operator sounded pretty excited. - Who was it? What'd they say? 1400 01:25:21,894 --> 01:25:24,796 She didn't understand it very well, but it was something about the baby. 1401 01:25:24,897 --> 01:25:27,799 - What about the baby? - Jack, see if you can get Selma on the phone. 1402 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:29,801 I'll change right away. 1403 01:25:29,902 --> 01:25:33,134 Cosmo Cosmetics proudly present Kitty and Jack Moran each week. 1404 01:25:40,546 --> 01:25:42,447 I done my best, Miss Kitty. 1405 01:25:42,548 --> 01:25:44,449 - The baby. - I done my best. 1406 01:25:44,550 --> 01:25:47,782 Ain't no use in goin' in there. The baby ain't there. 1407 01:25:47,886 --> 01:25:50,446 Ain't nobody there. 1408 01:25:50,556 --> 01:25:53,458 Where is she? Where is the baby? 1409 01:25:53,559 --> 01:25:55,460 They come and taken her away. 1410 01:25:55,561 --> 01:25:59,965 - Who? Who took her? - Those folks that says the baby was theirs. 1411 01:26:00,065 --> 01:26:01,966 Oh, no. 1412 01:26:02,067 --> 01:26:05,196 Now, stop carrying on and tell us what happened. 1413 01:26:05,304 --> 01:26:08,968 Well, I was sittin' here with the baby in my lap... 1414 01:26:09,074 --> 01:26:11,737 listenin' to the radio... 1415 01:26:11,844 --> 01:26:14,712 when a lady and two gentlemen come in. 1416 01:26:14,813 --> 01:26:19,513 One of 'em said the baby was his and he want his flesh and blood back. 1417 01:26:19,618 --> 01:26:22,520 And the other one said he was a lawyer... 1418 01:26:22,621 --> 01:26:26,058 and if I didn't give the baby back they'd call the police. 1419 01:26:26,158 --> 01:26:28,059 No. 1420 01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:31,062 Oh, Miss Kitty, I tried to stop 'em. 1421 01:26:31,163 --> 01:26:35,259 I told 'em that nobody would touch that baby leastways you said so. 1422 01:26:35,367 --> 01:26:37,768 But they wouldn't pay me no mind. 1423 01:26:37,870 --> 01:26:41,102 - They just took her right out of my arms. - They can't, Jack. 1424 01:26:41,206 --> 01:26:44,108 They can't. I-It's my baby. 1425 01:26:44,209 --> 01:26:46,974 Oh, Janet, they can't. They can't. 1426 01:26:47,079 --> 01:26:49,674 I want my baby. I'm going to find my baby! 1427 01:26:49,782 --> 01:26:51,751 Kitty! 1428 01:26:54,119 --> 01:26:58,215 - There must be some way. - There's no way I know of at the moment, Mrs. Moran. 1429 01:26:58,323 --> 01:27:01,487 Tomorrow we'll see what we can do, but I'm afraid you haven't a chance. 1430 01:27:01,593 --> 01:27:03,994 But the mother gave us the baby. 1431 01:27:04,096 --> 01:27:07,328 - We paid all the expenses and she signed the papers. - I understand. 1432 01:27:07,432 --> 01:27:09,333 But there's a definite procedure prescribed... 1433 01:27:09,434 --> 01:27:11,562 for the adoption of children in this state. 1434 01:27:11,670 --> 01:27:14,572 They must come either through definitely established adoption homes... 1435 01:27:14,673 --> 01:27:17,074 or with the sanction of the courts. 1436 01:27:17,176 --> 01:27:19,577 You'll find, usually, that the courts bend backwards... 1437 01:27:19,678 --> 01:27:22,648 to return a child to its natural parents. 1438 01:27:23,949 --> 01:27:26,851 Well, I'm sorry we got you up so late. 1439 01:27:26,952 --> 01:27:29,464 - It's just, we didn't know where to turn. - That's unimportant. 1440 01:27:29,488 --> 01:27:32,458 - I'm just sorry there's nothing I can do to help. - Let's go, dear. 1441 01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:35,693 - Good night. - Good night. 1442 01:27:35,794 --> 01:27:38,093 - Good night. - Good night. Thank you. 1443 01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:03,521 That's fine. Thank you, Gladys. 1444 01:28:03,622 --> 01:28:06,524 - If you need me, I'll be in the wings. - I'll holler. 1445 01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:09,026 Are you sure you're all right, Mrs. Moran? 1446 01:28:09,127 --> 01:28:11,528 I'll be all right. Thank you. 1447 01:28:23,876 --> 01:28:25,936 - Ready? - In a minute. 1448 01:28:27,079 --> 01:28:28,980 Yes? 1449 01:28:29,081 --> 01:28:31,983 Excuse me. There are a couple ladies to see you. They say it's important. 1450 01:28:32,084 --> 01:28:34,986 - We can't see anyone until- - This will take only a moment. 1451 01:28:35,087 --> 01:28:37,989 - Thank you, young man. - What is it you want to see us about? 1452 01:28:38,090 --> 01:28:41,492 I've had you on my conscience. And at my age, one can't afford a bad conscience. 1453 01:28:41,593 --> 01:28:43,994 If you don't mind, we'd rather not go into it. 1454 01:28:44,096 --> 01:28:46,998 Mrs. Johnston only wants to say we have another baby for you. 1455 01:28:47,099 --> 01:28:49,000 - I'll do the talking, Miss Gilbert. - Sorry. 1456 01:28:49,101 --> 01:28:52,503 - I've brought along the necessary papers. - We don't want another baby. 1457 01:28:52,604 --> 01:28:56,006 - What's that? - We had a baby. We loved it. It's gone. 1458 01:28:56,108 --> 01:28:59,010 - We can't substitute just any baby. - I know all about that. 1459 01:28:59,111 --> 01:29:02,639 I've kept my eye on you. But you'll feel differently when you see this boy. 1460 01:29:02,748 --> 01:29:05,047 - Five minutes, Mr. Moran. - We'll be right there. 1461 01:29:05,150 --> 01:29:09,050 I realize I acted too hastily when I took your baby away from you. 1462 01:29:09,154 --> 01:29:12,056 - I have no false pride about admitting when I am wrong. - Yes, but- 1463 01:29:12,157 --> 01:29:14,388 Now, now. You're acting hastily. 1464 01:29:14,493 --> 01:29:16,394 That I can't permit. 1465 01:29:16,495 --> 01:29:19,397 I shan't leave until you sign these papers. 1466 01:29:19,498 --> 01:29:21,797 Here. You may use my pen. 1467 01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,801 Well, congratulations! 1468 01:29:23,902 --> 01:29:26,804 - Oh, darling! Such wonderful news! - I knew it would work out. 1469 01:29:26,905 --> 01:29:31,673 - We haven't made up our minds whether we want this or not. - You've got no choice. 1470 01:29:31,777 --> 01:29:34,737 - We've already delivered it. - What are you talking about? Delivered what? 1471 01:29:34,780 --> 01:29:36,681 The baby, of course. What else? 1472 01:29:36,782 --> 01:29:40,344 The father's run off again. I'm naming him as Father of the Year. 1473 01:29:40,452 --> 01:29:44,321 There'll be no slipup this time. We've had our own lawyer talk to the mother. 1474 01:29:44,423 --> 01:29:47,325 - Where is she? Where's the baby? - With Selma, of course. 1475 01:29:47,426 --> 01:29:49,327 In the lap of luxury. 1476 01:29:49,428 --> 01:29:51,954 Darling, we've got her back. We've got our baby back. 1477 01:29:52,064 --> 01:29:54,829 Honey, it looks like we got two babies back. 1478 01:29:54,933 --> 01:29:56,333 Two? 1479 01:29:56,435 --> 01:29:58,597 Kitty! Jack! We're waiting for you! 1480 01:29:58,704 --> 01:30:01,264 We'll be there in just a second. Get dressed. 1481 01:30:01,373 --> 01:30:04,275 You haven't given me your answer yet. Do you want the baby? 1482 01:30:04,376 --> 01:30:06,777 Of course we do. We want them both. 1483 01:30:06,878 --> 01:30:09,279 Oh, thank you, Mrs.Johnston. Miss Gilbert. 1484 01:30:09,381 --> 01:30:11,282 Is everybody going crazy around here? 1485 01:30:11,383 --> 01:30:14,785 - Walter! - You gotta get dressed. We gotta do a show. 1486 01:30:14,886 --> 01:30:17,788 Mrs. Johnston, I'm sorry to rush you like this, but you know how it is. 1487 01:30:17,889 --> 01:30:20,324 Thank you, Walter. 1488 01:30:20,425 --> 01:30:22,326 Kitty. 1489 01:30:22,427 --> 01:30:24,328 What's the matter? Huh? 1490 01:30:24,429 --> 01:30:27,331 I don't know. My- My head feels funny. 1491 01:30:27,432 --> 01:30:30,334 - I'll get you a glass of water. - No, I'll be all right. 1492 01:30:30,435 --> 01:30:33,337 - Think I'd better get Gloria ready? - No. Not that. I'll be fine. 1493 01:30:33,438 --> 01:30:35,339 I'm just dizzy, that's all. 1494 01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,899 Okay. I guess it's just all this excitement, huh? Let me help you with that. 1495 01:30:39,011 --> 01:30:40,070 I'll make it all right. 1496 01:30:41,013 --> 01:30:44,006 Cosmo Cosmetics present Kitty and Jack Moran! 1497 01:30:57,262 --> 01:30:59,458 ♪ Don't rock the boat dear ♪ 1498 01:30:59,564 --> 01:31:01,897 ♪ Keep our love afloat dear ♪ 1499 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,367 ♪ Strike that happy note dear ♪ 1500 01:31:04,469 --> 01:31:07,098 ♪ We're not lost at sea ♪ 1501 01:31:07,205 --> 01:31:09,367 ♪ Keep our love steady ♪ 1502 01:31:09,474 --> 01:31:11,807 ♪ Never high or heady ♪ 1503 01:31:11,910 --> 01:31:14,141 ♪ Always keep it ready ♪ 1504 01:31:14,246 --> 01:31:16,772 ♪ The way it oughta be ♪ 1505 01:31:16,882 --> 01:31:21,843 ♪ Even though we're out in deep waters ♪ 1506 01:31:21,953 --> 01:31:27,085 ♪ We must save the future for sons and daughters ♪ 1507 01:31:27,192 --> 01:31:29,354 ♪ Don't rock the ship dear ♪ 1508 01:31:29,461 --> 01:31:31,930 ♪ Here's a little tip dear ♪ 1509 01:31:32,030 --> 01:31:34,261 ♪ Make each trip a pip, dear ♪ 1510 01:31:34,366 --> 01:31:38,599 ♪ Just for the likes of you and me ♪ 1511 01:31:42,174 --> 01:31:44,302 ♪ Don't rock the tug dear ♪ 1512 01:31:44,409 --> 01:31:46,844 ♪ Love is just a drug dear ♪ 1513 01:31:46,945 --> 01:31:49,176 ♪ All I need is hugs, dear ♪ 1514 01:31:49,281 --> 01:31:52,149 ♪ We're not lost at sea ♪ 1515 01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:54,276 ♪ Don't rock the scow now ♪ 1516 01:31:54,386 --> 01:31:56,753 ♪ Charm me off the bow now ♪ 1517 01:31:56,855 --> 01:31:59,222 ♪ Love is here and now Wow ♪ 1518 01:31:59,324 --> 01:32:01,816 ♪ The way it oughta be ♪ 1519 01:32:01,927 --> 01:32:06,695 ♪ Even though we're out in deep waters ♪ 1520 01:32:06,798 --> 01:32:11,964 ♪ We must save the future for sons and daughters ♪ 1521 01:32:12,070 --> 01:32:14,198 ♪ Don't rock the sloop dear ♪ 1522 01:32:14,306 --> 01:32:16,639 ♪ Don't be nincompoop dear ♪ 1523 01:32:16,741 --> 01:32:19,006 ♪ Lovers loop the loop dear ♪ 1524 01:32:19,111 --> 01:32:23,811 ♪ Just like the likes of you and me ♪ 1525 01:32:26,918 --> 01:32:28,853 ♪ Don't rock the yacht dear ♪ 1526 01:32:28,954 --> 01:32:31,617 ♪ Don't you go to pot dear ♪ 1527 01:32:31,723 --> 01:32:34,090 ♪ This year is a hot year ♪ 1528 01:32:34,192 --> 01:32:36,923 ♪ We're not lost at sea ♪ 1529 01:32:37,028 --> 01:32:39,088 ♪ Don't rock the launch dear ♪ 1530 01:32:39,197 --> 01:32:41,598 ♪ Keep your morals staunch dear ♪ 1531 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:44,067 ♪ Girdle up your paunch dear ♪ 1532 01:32:44,169 --> 01:32:46,638 ♪ The way it oughta be ♪ 1533 01:32:46,738 --> 01:32:50,869 ♪ Even though we're out in deep waters ♪ 1534 01:32:50,976 --> 01:32:57,075 ♪ We must save the future for sons and daughters ♪ 1535 01:32:57,182 --> 01:32:59,242 ♪ Don't rock the smack Jack ♪ 1536 01:32:59,351 --> 01:33:01,820 ♪ Don't you turn your back Jack ♪ 1537 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:04,287 ♪ You're my cracker jack Jack ♪ 1538 01:33:04,389 --> 01:33:06,858 ♪ Just like the likes of you and ♪ 1539 01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:11,623 ♪ Me ♪ 1540 01:33:11,730 --> 01:33:15,064 ♪ Don't rock the yawl dear ♪ 1541 01:33:15,167 --> 01:33:18,831 - Boing! - ♪ With that southern drawl dear ♪ 1542 01:33:18,937 --> 01:33:22,601 - Boing! - ♪ Let's not have a brawl dear ♪ 1543 01:33:22,707 --> 01:33:24,767 Boing! ♪ We're not lost at sea ♪ 1544 01:33:27,179 --> 01:33:29,774 - ♪ Don't rock the hull dear ♪ - ♪ Don't rock the hull, dear ♪ 1545 01:33:29,881 --> 01:33:32,226 - ♪ Why sit here and sulk dear ♪ - ♪ Why sit here and sulk, dear ♪ 1546 01:33:32,250 --> 01:33:34,595 - ♪ Take me in the bulk dear ♪ - ♪ Take me in the bulk, dear ♪ 1547 01:33:34,619 --> 01:33:38,147 - ♪ The way it oughta be ♪ - ♪ The way it oughta be ♪ 1548 01:33:38,256 --> 01:33:43,388 ♪ Even though we're out in deep waters ♪ 1549 01:33:43,495 --> 01:33:48,160 ♪ We must save the future for sons and daughters ♪ 1550 01:33:48,266 --> 01:33:50,792 ♪ Don't rock the boat dear ♪ 1551 01:33:50,902 --> 01:33:53,303 ♪ Keep our love afloat dear ♪ 1552 01:33:53,405 --> 01:33:55,601 ♪ Strike that happy note dear ♪ 1553 01:33:55,707 --> 01:33:58,700 - What's wrong with her? - I don't know. Something's up. 1554 01:33:58,810 --> 01:34:01,871 - Do you think she's all right? - I don't know. I don't know. 1555 01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:03,846 ♪ Dear ♪ 1556 01:34:05,951 --> 01:34:11,822 ♪ Just for the likes of you and me ♪♪ 1557 01:34:30,542 --> 01:34:34,775 - Kitty, are you all right? - I'm fine. I feel wonderful- 1558 01:34:34,879 --> 01:34:37,781 - Oh! Get the doctor. - Kitty, are you all right? 1559 01:34:37,882 --> 01:34:40,545 - Kitty! - Make some room. 1560 01:34:40,652 --> 01:34:42,814 Get out of the way. 1561 01:34:50,562 --> 01:34:52,463 - Doctor- - D-Doc, how is she? 1562 01:34:52,564 --> 01:34:54,465 Fine, fine. She's fine. 1563 01:34:54,566 --> 01:34:56,467 There's nothing really wrong with her? 1564 01:34:56,568 --> 01:34:59,470 - Nothing, except she's going to have a baby. - A what? 1565 01:34:59,571 --> 01:35:01,403 About Christmas, I'd say. 1566 01:35:01,506 --> 01:35:04,908 She can't have a baby. Dr. Graham told me that when she had that accident- 1567 01:35:05,010 --> 01:35:07,241 Well, maybe she can't, but she is. 1568 01:35:07,345 --> 01:35:09,246 Oh, me. Three. 1569 01:35:09,347 --> 01:35:11,248 On one match. 1570 01:35:11,349 --> 01:35:15,013 - Doc, I, uh-Can I go in now? - Certainly. Go right on in. 1571 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:17,715 - Oh. Thank you. - Yes. 1572 01:35:17,822 --> 01:35:20,587 Here- Uh, here. 1573 01:35:30,335 --> 01:35:34,033 Honey, do you know what that crazy doctor out there was trying to tell me? 1574 01:35:34,139 --> 01:35:36,108 It's all right. 1575 01:35:37,909 --> 01:35:40,140 They're deductible. 125523