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Oh, Miley, will you ever settle down?
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CHRISTY: Mom!
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But if you do, don't have children.
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- You did it again.
- I'm gonna need more.
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You used my shampoo
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and then left it in my shower empty.
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- (doorbell rings)
- (scoffs)
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Now I got to wash my hair with dish soap
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like an oil-spill duck.
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Make sure you get under your wings.
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Good morning. What are you doing here?
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Okay, I don't even know where to begin.
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CHRISTY: Tammy?
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What's going on? Deal me in!
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I have great news!
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You guys know how my
father killed my mother,
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and he went away for life, and
I grew up with no family, right?
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How is that great?
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I get a call today from
this woman who's like,
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(deep voice): "Is
this Tammy Diffendorf?"
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And I think it's a telemarketer
so I give her a blast
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with the old air horn
I keep by the phone.
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Ooh, I like that. Where
do you get one of those?
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At the store, Mom, next to the shampoo.
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Anyway, it was my aunt!
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My long-lost,
never-knew-I-had-one aunt!
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She didn't know about me either
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'cause she cut ties with
my family, as family does.
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If only.
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Her name is "Cookie."
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Not short for anything. That's her name.
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And she's coming to meet me.
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Where's Adam?
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- He's sleeping.
- Adam!
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I have an aunt!
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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So what do we know
about this Cookie anyway?
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Only that she's from Santa Fe,
she's an interior decorator.
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Oh, honey, maybe she can zhuzh
this place up a little bit.
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You know, just because you
say it in a Southern accent
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doesn't make it charming.
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Bless your heart.
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When I was a kid, I used to
wish I had a secret relative.
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She'd fly in the bedroom window
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and take me off to someplace
where the rent was paid.
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You know, not all surprise
relatives are good news.
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Next thing you know, they're
sleeping on your couch,
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they're eating your food,
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they're stealing your credit cards.
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That was you, Mom.
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And was it good news? No.
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Was that a knock? I
thought I heard a knock.
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Oh, you look so pretty!
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I know.
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Would it have killed you guys
to slap on a little rouge?
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Honey, relax.
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I can't. What if she doesn't like me?
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Why wouldn't she like you?
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Hello? I'm a convicted felon.
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Oh, so is Martha Stewart,
and everybody loves her.
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Let's just please not
talk about my past.
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There's a time and a place for that,
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and the time is never,
and the place is nowhere.
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So, you know, don't talk about my past.
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- (knocking)
- (gasps loudly)
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Oh, that's her. (clears throat)
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(whispers): Don't talk about my past.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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I want to hug you!
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I want to hug you!
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(laughs)
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You are Tammy, aren't you?
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- I am!
- Yeah. Oh.
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Oh. Oh, damn, you hug tight!
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- You, too.
- (both laughing)
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Come in. Come in, Aunt Cookie. Ooh.
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- May I call you "Aunt Cookie"?
- Well, of course.
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- (laughs)
- I'm your Aunt Cookie.
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Oh.
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- This is Christy, Bonnie,
- Hi.
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Wendy, Marjorie...
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- Jill!
- Jill. I'm sorry.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Um, everyone, this is my...
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ALL: Aunt Cookie!
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Look at this... a whole
room full of gorgeous women.
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My hair usually looks
a little bit better,
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but, uh, I recently
switched to Lemon Joy.
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I don't know what that means.
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So, how do you all know Tammy?
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We don't know.
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Bonnie and I were in
foster care together.
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I got kicked out, became a drug addict,
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went to prison, did my time,
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but now I live with
Marjorie and her cats.
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What part of her past weren't
we supposed to talk about?
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COOKIE: Oh, Tammy.
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- Foster care?
- Oh.
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Oh, it breaks my heart.
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Oh, if I'd known you existed, I...
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I would have taken you in.
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- And you were in foster care, too?
- Mm-hmm.
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I would have taken you in, also.
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Come on. Oh.
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Who else had a rough childhood?
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Come on.
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Voila.
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Now you have an open flow
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to your entertainment area.
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I just... I love it!
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Don't you just love it?
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I do. It's like a whole new room.
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Ooh. Can you zhuzh up our house, too?
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She's an interior
decorator, not a wizard.
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It's good, but there's something...
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not quite right.
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Oh, yeah, I feel that, too.
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- You don't feel anything.
- I do, too!
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Aha. Wait for it.
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(cat mews softly)
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Perfect.
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- You're a genius.
- Well...
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You know, when I get
my contractor's license,
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we could totally work together.
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(gasps) We could call
it "Cookie and Milk."
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Everyone would have to
start calling me "Milk,"
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but I think it could work.
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Well, as to that...
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Or not. Am I going too
fast? I'm going too fast.
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I've never had an aunt before.
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Stupid Tammy! Don't call me "Milk"!
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It's not that.
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It's not that.
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It's just that I don't know
how long I'll be able to work.
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What are you talking about?
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Your aesthetic is timeless.
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Oh. Thank you, darling.
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Full disclosure.
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There is a reason
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that I tracked you down.
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I need... a kidney.
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A kidney?
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And there it is.
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The doctor said that a family
member would be the best match.
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So I went on social media to
try and track down your mother,
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but, an old neighbor wrote
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and said she'd passed, but
that she had a daughter.
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You want my kidney?
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"Want" is a strong word.
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But I do need it.
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- On the one hand, it's her aunt.
- Mm-hmm.
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- On the other hand, she just met her.
- Mm-hmm.
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On the other hand, it's someone's life.
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(sighs)
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- What?
- Would you do it for me?
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What do you mean? (scoffs)
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(scoffs)
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I'm your mother!
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I gave you every organ you have.
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I'm just asking for one back.
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My tiny kidney would
not last a day in you.
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It'd be cowering behind your spleen,
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searching for your colon,
knowing it was the only way out.
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Well, for your information,
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I would give you any organ of mine.
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(snorts) After what
you put them through?
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I'd be better off
taking a kidney from Gus.
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Oh, don't worry. Not yet.
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I just don't want anyone
taking advantage of Tammy.
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And aren't there people who
donate organs after they're dead?
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Why can't Cookie nab one of those?
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She said it's like an
eight-year waiting list.
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Well, that's on her.
She should have gotten on the list sooner.
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In fact, we should get ourselves
on those lists right now.
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You have to be sick first.
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- Says who?
- Says everybody!
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You can't get in line for a
kidney when you don't need one.
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I disagree.
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There's nothing to disagree with.
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It's just a fact.
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Oh, sweetie. (chuckles)
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So naive.
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Where would you even put it?
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You think this is just for ice cream?
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So which way are you leaning?
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I don't know. I'm really confused.
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This is like the finale
of The Bachelorette.
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What's she gonna do?
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Pick the ex-football
player with the mood swings,
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or the guy who's only doing the show
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to convince his mom he's not gay?
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Wow. Won't even give me your pickle.
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Tammy, the surgery's
really not that scary.
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They make one tiny incision and then...
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(clicks tongue) yank out the kidney.
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Um, that sounds scary
as hell to me. Hard no.
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One tiny incision and...
(clicks tongue) yank?
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(laughs)
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Why couldn't I do that with you?
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Then my hoo-ha would
have remained pristine.
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Oh, yeah, it was a real crystal palace
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till I elbowed my way out of there.
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Hey, Wendy, can you
still live a normal life
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with just one kidney?
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Like, can I still play Frisbee?
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Of course you can.
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Right away? Like, the next day?
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When did Frisbee become so important?
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I just want to know what I'm in for.
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All the donors I've met feel
really good about it after.
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Of course, they're still on morphine.
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(laughs) There's a reason to do it.
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(laughs)
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You don't have to.
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You don't even know this woman.
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So what? It's about saving a life.
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That's true.
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I got to tell you, all
of this inspired me.
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So, I did a little research,
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and I've decided I'm
going to go down to the DMV
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and register to be an organ donor.
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Dear Lord, I'd rather give
a kidney than go to the DMV.
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(chuckles)
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Really? You'll donate
your organs to strangers,
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but you won't give one to me?
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Look at me.
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Look at me when I'm
making you feel guilty.
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I feel nothing.
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- Christy, I'm an organ donor.
- Me, too.
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Oh, yeah, you're all heroes.
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They're not gonna harvest your
tenders till after you're dead.
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Cookie's gunning for hers right now.
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I just found out I have an
aunt. I don't want to lose her.
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Besides, this is what you do for family.
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You'd think.
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Still feel nothing.
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You know, I'm gonna get
tested and see if I'm a match.
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Good for you, honey.
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So, Jill, do you want
to join me at the DMV?
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It's in the nicest part
of the bad part of town.
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Fine, I'll donate my organs.
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At least I'll be thinner
in my coffin dress.
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And there's the bright side.
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You are so wonderful to do this.
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You know, once we're healed,
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I am taking you to Paris.
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We are gonna show these
kidneys the time of their lives.
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Paris? I've always
wanted to go to Paris.
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And also Schenectady,
'cause it's fun to say.
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But Paris more.
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Do you know that the word
for "kidney" in French
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is Le rein?
254
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- (chuckles)
- Isn't that more elegant than "kidney"?
255
00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,820
Before you start buying berets,
256
00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:02,081
she's just being tested
to see if she's a match.
257
00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:03,793
- Oh.
- Tammy Diffendorf?
258
00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:04,984
- This is it.
- Mm-hmm.
259
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,286
All right, you're a
match, you're a match.
260
00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:07,798
- I'm a match. I'm a match.
- You're a match.
261
00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:08,982
- Visualize being a match.
- Okay.
262
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,156
- Okay, Cookie.
- Yes!
263
00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:11,446
Le rein it in.
264
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,138
(exhales)
265
00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:17,052
Oh. You are a doll to come
in here and support her.
266
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,143
Well, Tammy and I have
been through a lot together.
267
00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:20,500
She's like a sister to me.
268
00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:22,011
Well, you're lucky.
269
00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:23,802
I could never get along with mine.
270
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,460
Why?
271
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,051
Well, we are separated by six years.
272
00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:31,477
Soon as I was old enough,
I got the hell out of there.
273
00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:33,335
Our parents were terrible people.
274
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,928
They were always drinking and
fighting and getting loaded.
275
00:11:36,953 --> 00:11:37,953
Family's tricky.
276
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,840
My daughter left when she was 15,
277
00:11:39,925 --> 00:11:43,159
came back when she was 16,
got pregnant when she was 17.
278
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,646
I think I got that right...
I was high through most of it.
279
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,907
Well, you seem to have a
very special relationship.
280
00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,185
How did she come in to all that money?
281
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,401
Oh, no, no. Th-That's Jill.
282
00:11:55,426 --> 00:11:57,092
My daughter's Christy.
283
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,766
Oh.
284
00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:02,118
Oh, yes, well...
285
00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:04,115
Yeah, that makes more sense.
286
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,969
Well, but good for you
for having made it work.
287
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,460
I never could.
288
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,897
When my sister got pregnant with Tammy,
289
00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,120
she wanted me to come home.
290
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,012
There was no way I was going back there.
291
00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,854
Wait a minute. You knew
your sister was pregnant?
292
00:12:20,028 --> 00:12:21,361
Huh?
293
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,577
Because you told Tammy you
didn't know she existed.
294
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,568
Well... I didn't.
295
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,333
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
something's wrong here.
296
00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:34,927
Everything's fine.
297
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:40,380
How would you like to go
with us on a trip to Paris?
298
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:49,905
- You are not giving that liar a kidney.
- Uh, what liar?
299
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,814
No, no, Tammy,
sweetheart, I can explain.
300
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:54,163
- That liar.
- What's going on? What's happening?
301
00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:56,455
She knew about you all the
time but pretended she didn't
302
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,146
so she could strip you for parts.
303
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:03,016
Well, you are certainly
putting a negative spin on it.
304
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,082
Is it true?
305
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,605
Is it true?
306
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,962
Look, you have to understand,
307
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,775
wh-when your mom died, I was young,
308
00:13:17,036 --> 00:13:18,510
I had a dream...
309
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,575
Yeah, and adopting you
would have gotten in her way.
310
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,548
So you knew about me all along,
311
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:25,207
and you still let me get
thrown into the system?
312
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,086
Bouncing from house to house?
313
00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,013
Foster parents who didn't care about me?
314
00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:32,370
Yeah, and don't forget people like
me who introduced you to drugs.
315
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,577
That's right, I did that.
316
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,131
Aren't we forgetting the big picture?
317
00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:40,958
We found each other.
318
00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:43,116
I'm here for you now.
319
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:45,072
So why don't we just...
320
00:13:45,239 --> 00:13:47,473
stick these back on
321
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:51,645
and laugh about this all
the way back to gay Paree!
322
00:13:54,749 --> 00:13:56,248
I can't even look at you.
323
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:57,572
Tammy.
324
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,059
Well, I hope you're happy.
325
00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:05,918
You just killed me.
326
00:14:09,276 --> 00:14:12,210
Boy, if I had a nickel for
every time I heard that.
327
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:19,294
I'm sorry, Tammy.
I hope I did the right thing.
328
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:22,849
Of course you did. She was playing me.
329
00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:25,069
I'm such an idiot.
330
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:27,583
No, you're not. You
are sweet and generous
331
00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:28,807
and trusting.
332
00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:31,483
$26, please.
333
00:14:31,508 --> 00:14:34,142
Are you kidding me? She
didn't even get the test.
334
00:14:34,182 --> 00:14:35,615
The aunt lied to her.
335
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:38,807
I have seven bucks. You
can either take this,
336
00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:40,476
or I'm gonna drive
through the stick thing.
337
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,860
Ma'am, I can't let you...
338
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,251
Open it!
339
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:47,889
That's good.
340
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,246
Let it all out.
341
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,172
Hey! I kind of like that!
342
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:55,155
It went with the... okay.
343
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,864
You were pretty quiet on the ride home.
344
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:08,842
There's nothing to say.
345
00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:10,498
Help me move this furniture.
346
00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:12,091
I want everything back the way it was.
347
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:13,248
- But the flow...
- Don't care!
348
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,452
I hate her so much.
349
00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:19,198
I will never forgive her.
350
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:22,324
Oh, I felt the same way about my mom.
351
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:26,470
I spent my life holding on to
that anger and resentment...
352
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:30,309
Drinking over it, ruining relationships,
353
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,970
pushing people away.
354
00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:33,829
Wait, if you say that I'm
not allowed to be angry...
355
00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:36,767
No. You are so allowed to be angry.
356
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,593
Feel all those feelings.
357
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:41,286
Because you got to go through
them to get to the other side.
358
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:43,478
And you're gonna do it
so much better than I did,
359
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:45,503
because you're gonna get to do it sober.
360
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,885
(groans)
361
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:51,198
I just... I hate my life right now.
362
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:53,242
I get it.
363
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,534
But someday you're gonna realize
364
00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:57,325
that everything that's happened to you
365
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,860
happened exactly the
way it was supposed to.
366
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,774
I was supposed to have an
aunt who screwed me over?
367
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,866
Yep. Just like I was
supposed to have a mom
368
00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:06,657
who dumped me at a fire station.
369
00:16:06,814 --> 00:16:09,081
Without that, I wouldn't
have... had Christy,
370
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:11,606
met Adam, or have you in my life.
371
00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:14,626
And my life is so much
better with you in it.
372
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:17,581
Thanks, Bonnie.
373
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:21,677
(takes deep breath)
374
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:24,711
Something still isn't quite right.
375
00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:31,496
Perfect.
376
00:16:37,777 --> 00:16:39,978
I'm so glad you talked me into this.
377
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:42,581
Yeah. It feels good to be a good person,
378
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:45,165
even if I won't be good
till after I'm dead.
379
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,520
I hope somebody pretty gets my eyes.
380
00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:49,955
What am I saying?
381
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,095
If they get my eyes,
they will be pretty.
382
00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:55,093
It's a damn shame I
can't donate my nose.
383
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:57,048
Or your ego.
384
00:16:58,001 --> 00:16:59,364
I heard that.
385
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,952
Oops.
386
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,540
Well, I'm gonna go turn mine in.
387
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,079
(gasps)
388
00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,188
Wait, I just had a terrible thought.
389
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:12,945
What if I get in a car crash
with somebody who's not a donor
390
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,580
and the paramedics can
only save one of us?
391
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:15,971
Of course they're gonna let me die
392
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,930
so they can fill up their organ cooler.
393
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,255
Oh, yeah, Jill.
394
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,552
They're gonna let you die
395
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:22,444
because you're donating your organs.
396
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:24,456
(exhales) You're right, you're right.
397
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:26,915
Last-minute jitters, just
had to say it out loud.
398
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,612
Okay, see you outside.
399
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,325
Nope.
400
00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:46,411
I was surprised you wanted to see me.
401
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:47,669
Yeah. Me, too.
402
00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:51,573
Look, for what it's worth, I...
403
00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:53,558
I know what I did was wrong.
404
00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:57,558
And after these last few
days, getting to know you, I...
405
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,882
I wish we had been part
of each other's lives.
406
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,373
I'm giving you my kidney.
407
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,315
What?
408
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:06,968
Really?
409
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:11,103
You are the most...
410
00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:14,583
magnificent, generous woman
411
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:16,308
I have ever had the privilege to meet.
412
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,432
Stop.
413
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:18,810
I'm just getting tested.
414
00:18:18,835 --> 00:18:21,573
But if it's a match, it's yours.
415
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:23,292
Thank you.
416
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,331
Thank you.
417
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,547
And-and after...
418
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:30,155
after we've recovered,
419
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,980
we are going to Paris.
420
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,615
I meant what I said.
421
00:18:33,726 --> 00:18:35,660
I want to be part of your life.
422
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,085
I'm not going to Paris with you.
423
00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:41,175
Hawaii?
424
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,439
I'm not going anywhere with you.
425
00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:46,942
Oh.
426
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,466
And we're not gonna be family.
427
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,666
I have a family.
428
00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:53,448
I mean, I'm not related to them, but...
429
00:18:54,171 --> 00:18:55,893
they've always been there for me
430
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,293
and I know they always will be.
431
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,716
Why are you doing this for me?
432
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:06,385
I'm not doing it for you.
433
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,762
I'm just saving a life.
434
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,525
Look at me, I'm
officially an organ donor.
435
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,250
Got my donor dot on my driver's license.
436
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,663
Now I'm beautiful outside and in.
437
00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:24,866
Well, we're having a blood
drive at the hospital next week.
438
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,323
For God's sake, Wendy, I need my blood.
439
00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:30,837
Hey! There's my organ buddy.
440
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,049
Christy, show everybody your donor dot!
441
00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:36,410
(phone rings)
442
00:19:36,637 --> 00:19:38,057
It's the doctor's office.
443
00:19:38,058 --> 00:19:40,846
Hello. Uh huh.
444
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,042
Uh-huh.
445
00:19:44,111 --> 00:19:45,610
Son of a bitch.
446
00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,735
She's a match.
447
00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:53,102
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